vampires are cool
>>290584569that one is clearly a dork
Yes.
>>290584613Men are weak to dork pires
>>290584917Kemono lolibabas >>> lolipires.
>>290585404Catpires>>>>>>>>>>
>>290585404WRONG
>>290585404>Kemono lolibabas >>> lolipires.
Maidpires!
>>290585404>Kemono lolibabas >>> lolipires.which one can mate with human men and make children
>>290584569to rape
>>290584613A cool dorky big tiddy motherfucking vampire
>>290589286
Has anyone read Happiness?(webm unrelated)
>>290584569II'm not the biggest fan of the early 2000s Hellsing Tv show and consider Ultimate the superior product (Altough only by the metric of being less disjointed and much better paced than the TV counterpart), but it did make the subject of vampirism much more interesting. Besides being hot, Sera was the most uninteresting character to me and while Alucard was obviously central to the plot, I found his characterisation not interesting enough to root for him. In all Cases, besides maybe the Brazilian Card guy and Maxwell, I often found myself rooting for villains, they were simply cooler and I don't mean that in a "le hecking nazis/tradcaths are the good guys" kind of way.
>>290590879I'm kinda talking out of my ass here but Hellsing strikes me as being heavily inspired by xianxia clichés.The villains (especially the Major) fit the mold of the "bogus immortal" you find a lot in those stories: people who attained immortality/enlightenment through fraudulent means and are still entirely ego-driven.By contrast Alucard, even if he's a ravenous monster, is strangely selfless, spent decades in near-death, and his powers directly come at the cost of diluting his ego.What I'm saying is Hellsing makes way more sense in the framework of buddhist pop fiction, the Christian vampiric stuff is just window dressing.
i cant breahte
>>290584569Extremely cool
>>290591097It's probably an overused comparison, but I often had to think about Nietzsche, at least with the Last Battalion. Altough I doubt he would endorse Millennium's actions, in an abstract sense they embody the ideal of the Übermensch and the Will to Power.Their old World was broken apart and they themselves abandoned every ideal the Nazis believed in. So they resorted to a new ideal, the Worship of War and the dedication to it. They detached themselves fro any moral framework or external source of validation. They were aware that they are on the backfoot and nonetheless committed to their war without hesitation as they saw it as their only moral imperative. Of course literal war was not Nietzsche's intention, nor would he be sympathetic to the suicidal fanaticism, however in the execution Millennium's war could thereotically fullfill both Nietzschean Ideals. After all, they are basically a manifestation of the italian Futurists and they were also heavily inspired by Nietzsche.
>>290592047The Nietzsche who wrote "Richard Wagner in Bayreuth", sure. He might even have been sympathetic towards the suicidal fanaticism part.The concept of the Übermensch however is too tricky to fit anything we see in Hellsing. What you're talking about is just the romantic ideal of war.
>>290592278>What you're talking about is just the romantic ideal of war.I disagree, it's not that simple. Or to be more precise, it may indeed be the case, but what elevates Millennium's ideals is that theirs are pure in intention and execution. When people romantize War, it's done for following reasons: The demonstration of Strength, the primitive catharsis of killing another person, finding a purpose in serving the country, petty nationalism or simply being ignorant of the consequences and wanting a way out of boredom.Millennium was nothing of that, as the Major himself said:>Our purpose is a complete lack of Purpose. I think Nietzsche's criticism of contemporary morality can be boiled down to his hatred of slaves. Real War Mongers and Soldiers in a sense are slaves. A slave of their nation, their morals or primitve impulses. These people have no agency, they engange in war because they think that they are protected by a God (whether their God is old morality, chauvenism or tribalism) and they are inherently superior because they are physically stronger or morally superior (so even if they lose, they supposedly win like Nietzsche described Slave morality).Millennium is different. they don't do war because they want fun (though they had it, it was not the purpose). They did not do war because a God in the form of tribalism or a morality commanded them to do it. They just did it, they don't care about the material consequences, they don't care about righteousness, the war itself is their own spiritual expression and the goal itself. That is the Übermensch, he doesn't live in accordance to something above him, he simply lives and the purpose of his existence is himself and him only. That's what Millennium did, even in their Death they acted and lived as entirely free men.
>>290592638Man Pip won so hard even after death.
>>290592877 (me)Or at least, it applies to the Major and Schrödinger. Many of his Underlings, especially the named ones like Zorin, Rip, Doctor and the Captain, arguably were not Übermenschen.But this makes them so likeable to me. They are humans in spirit, there is a beautiful tragedy in seeing that they were not like the Major, but simple cogs of his own imposition against the world, mere colours to be applied to his canvas.
>>290585404ToT
>>290591433feet...
>>290588247Nice
>>290592047Van Helsing was the ubermensch. He literally gave Alucard PTSD.
>>290595213
>>290584569"Party party party, I want to have a party, I need to have a party, you better have a party."
trve
>>290592877You need to read The World is Mine. Thats all im gonna say.
>>290597956https://youtu.be/rZKviXpR2LY
>>290598146This looks interesting, I'll note it down.
>>290585808Kek
Vampire?
>>290592877Slave postNietzsche would never have called the various warmongers and soldiers of history slaves, precisely the people that hated them that he considered slaves
>>290592877>Spiritual expressionSLAVE ONTOLOGY ALERTSLAVE ONTOLOGY ALERTWOOOOOOOOOOAH BUDDYThe spirit is just ONE expression of the Will to Power among many others, it has no inherent primacy over biological processes.>he simply lives and the purpose of his existence is himself and him onlyWRONG, this is MASTER morality but the Übermensch is MORE than master morality.The purpose of the Übermensch is LIFE, POWER and LOVE FOR EXISTENCE, as fucked-up and short as it may be.The thing that you must understand about the Übermensch is that, because he is superhuman and you are human, all too fucking human, YOU CANNOT PREDICT HOW HE WOULD ACCOMPLISH HIS GOALSIn effect, the Übermensch is little more than a thought experiment designed to supercede every other sterile fantasy that humanity relies upon, so that humanity can (hopefully) give birth to something that DOESN'T need sterile fantasies in order to engage with existence.The specifics are beyond our understanding.
>>290602665oppaizuri...
>>290602200vamp
>>290602287>Nietzschememe
>>290584569Sexy>>290585404Also sexy.
>>290602665Good lord!
>>290602665Gentlemen, I love boobs.
>>290602665Houston we have NO problems
>>290584613its the proper way to write female characters
Vampires shouldn't walk under the sun. These Japs have to respect for the source material.
>>290585431Just started watching this today coincidentally. Better than I expected
>>290590442I have. It was pretty weird.
Do vampires piss blood?
>>290609766Only if they are weak ass bitches.
>>290609942Only if their diet lacks cranberry
Aye.
Remilia feet save the thread
I believe 2001 Hellsing is half about Seras and half about Integra. Two young women from different backgrounds dealing with supernatural traumatic experiences. Alucard is less of a character and more like a weapon who talks. Cool as he is, he lacks personality.While Hellsing OVA is half about Integra and half about The Major. He clearly becomes something of a deuteragonist, with plenty of speeches. Seras in this version is something of a "what if" for Integra should she choose vampirism out of despair. Seras is good enough to keep her humanity and even find love, which is almost even more of a temptation for Integra to consider doing the same. Yet she refuses and keeps her (heh) integrity with no compromise whatsoever.Is this her counterpart is The Major, who acts through a similar unbent will but towards evil. That clearly marks how the power of humanity without faith in God is terrifying even for monsters.Alucard is more of a character in the OVA version and yet even less. He is a mistery and a thing to be defeated or contained.Anderson is what Integra could be should she abandon her integrity but kept her faith. Is the hardest combination and for me the most interesting character.
fuck vampires
>>290584613>a near immortal vampire who is also a trained officer of the law, shown throwing arm bars down on other vampires just for fun>dorkAnon, she would fuck you up. Might want to watch what you say.
>>290602665I want to poke them
Vampires are deadly
>>290584569 I like Warhammer fantasy and age of Sigma vampires.
vampire pantsu
>>290616059her wings are too slow to support her flight
>>290584569I LIKEREDEYESBLACK DRAGON!!!!!
>>290617796this felt so good after being blueballed for an entire season
vampires are scum
>>290620662no u
Was Schrödinger a vampire or was he a Schrödinger's cat monster?
>>290621912silence, night creature!
I love my beautiful little vampire wife, beyond all things! :)>>290584569Quite so.
>>290584569Agreed.
>>290584569No, they suck
>>290608678more like SerASS
>>290623533After many years I still wonder: Is she virgin?
>>290620662>>290622885Using The Ripple to kill vampires is cool but I still prefer this.
>>290615422Holy basedTime for a reread
>>290624325Never get tired of that scene, it was so good.
>>290624325>Kill her>Not using her as a sex outlet for the villageShame
Just what vampire scum deserves
>>290623935Probably.
Personally, I wish we had an AU where Seras joined Iscariot
that DASTARDLY Dio is in this thread...
>>290625711pure serasexo
>>290625333
>>290625415
>>290627816Don't ever defile her with that association ever again
>>290627762Dumb blondes.
>>290584569>>290590138But what if she was blue?
>>290628666She could beat off a guy and she could beat off a guy, Satan-san.
>>290617796white panties because shes a pure girl
>>290628782For a frog to do anything and everything inside of her.
>>290625333Nice.
>>290628668That's a long Girlycard.
Seras sexo!
vampires are very cool
>>290584569Why did every ghoul and zombie try to fuck her?When all the Hellsing staff got turned the first thing they did when told to kill her was to start groping
>>290632752Repressed desires unleashed
>>290584569She looks hot to me though.
guys I think I found one
>>290633613Vampire can be and often are both cool and hot.
Fuck Nazi vampires!
>>290584569I like hellsing for how unashamedly edgy it is. I actually sort of prefer the original one due to its vibes>>290602515Proof that best place to discuss anything on 4chan is a board not dedicated to it. I’ve had great discussions on future of warfare on pol, 90s politics in Russia on vst, ww2 history on a and so on. And they were genuinely respectful and in some cases people managed to come to a mutual agreement
>>290584569ObviouslyDrifters S2 when?
>>290634438RAPE Nazi vampires!
>>290636860How can the undead have children?
>>290592638love forged by fire
>>290636960You put you are penis into Seras wiggle it around inside and shoot you are goo inside her vagooo and magically it makes a babby.