Volume 64Ten TailsChapter 616: Those Who Dance in the Shadowshttps://desuarchive.org/a/thread/274143504Previous thread:>>290593126
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Threads already off to a great start lmao
Ya know, the war is so shitty and OP so lame, i dont even care about the NS spam. Just get this shit over with already.
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>>290617971Sleepy Neji in the first panel
B&W
>>290617984>...No wait I was right the first time, it's the Nine Tails' chakra obviously.
>>290618054>>290618065>>290618077>>290618092YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME.Two chapters ago it was clearly shown that Shikaku only had time to state his plan (because, you know, there was a nuke coming to him)But now, now you're telling me that they had ALL THE TIME to say their goodbyes to their children.It's a fucking war, people die without the chance of saying their last words, and yet here we have once again the fucking Team 10 bending all the laws of phisics and space-time to make their tragedies as edulcorated as possible.
>>290617921Sakura isn't even doing the same face as Kushina there.
>>290617953>>290617971Well that was an awkward transition.
>>290617971They're such a cute couple.
>>290617953>I'll bring Sasuke back to the village>Promise of a lifetime dattebayoAnd Sasuke goes back to the village on his own accord with Orochimaru in tow, who would have guessed
>>290618092So Shikaku is a hard core gooner just like me?
>>290617971How about giving a sliver of chakra to Neji's body? It's worth a try
Official art
>>290618204lol
Done!
>>290618024>>290618035Holy FUARK!That was 126x stronger than Gyuki's bijuu dama!
>>290618024Even with a nine tails powerup that's still pretty impressive
>>290618141We never got to see a Lee and Neji fight.Neji was so underdeveloped that he never even looked better than Chunin Exam Lee either.>>290617999The fact Naruto has to hand out his chakra like candy so side characters can do anything relevant is a pretty good metaphor for the problems with this series.
>>290617999Choji's round again, thank god
>>290618077Where are the Inofags saying she moved on from Sasuke in part 2?
Official art by the chinese mobile.
>>290618454Thanks, comfy OP!
>>290618092>Gag sense in the middle of the war they are about to die in
>>290618054>First, start with Ino-Shika-Cho!Kishi please stop
When was the last time you were really excited for one of these threads?For me, it was during ITachi vs Kabuto. And even then only because of the Solo King shitposting.
Chinese mobile official art
>>290618523>chinese blatantly uisng ailol
Studio perriot official art
>>290618104Naruto downscale or Ino upscale?
>>290618141>Tenten is more worried about Lee than Neji's corpseNejitenbros...Also>Stop crying like a bitch, Lee!Dang Gai, that was your student too.
Made from kishi himself
>>290618167>>290618177>>290618440>>290618454Arigatou, OP!
>>290618412Ok now that OC kid is actually nice.
>>290618141Obito is hilariously bad.He just got released from Ino's possession, and the first thing he does is resuming his speech about death and despair and hopelessness and yadda yadda
>>290618141Kishi remembered that Neji was on Team Guy and that he should actually show their connection unlike last chapter
Did yall see the new fucking calendar.Dear lord.
>>290618715did ken penders draw this
>>290618024Madara calling Hinata "that lass" is pretty funny for some reason.
>IN REALITY.
>>290618522Personally I can't wait for the coolest guy chapter
>>290618784Probably some archaic Japanese word for a female in the original
>>290618104>faster than meWasn't one of the first things said about the Mind Control jutsu that it is extremely slow?
>>290617907
>>290618167Naruto is against tulpas
>>290617921You're a really pathetic and obsessed retard, anon. I just hope you're at least aware of that.
Hiashi won.
>>290618454Ty for dump
>>290618167Surprisingly nice little speech
No matter how much NS is spammed you can't undo what was done.She is inevitable.
>>290618024That air palm would've turned Sakura into red mist.
>>290619122Feels like a lot of the speeches in Naruto are just sort of hollow platitudes but this one comes off better than usual. I liked Hinata's one last chapter too but it was a bit too dragged out, this one is a lot more to the point
>>290618981But enough about OP
>>290619210It would have turned Mei into red mist too!
>>290618607You're legit gonna be the old man on the death bed meme, no matter how hard you cope.Also this arc really fell off a cliff again once the Obito flashback happened. Crazy how Madara and Obito join up, revive 10tails, then kill Neji and it's incredibly boring and weightless. Madara really was the only good part of the arc. I guess the Kakashi obito fight is good. But that's mostly due to the anime, not Kishi. Don't think there's anything left to look forward to outside of the Naruto Sasuke fight. All the sage stuff is lame. Can't believe how bad this arc is. Just becomes a different series frankly. I wonder if Kishi is happy with all of this slop.
>>290619276>You're legit gonna be the old man on the death bed meme, no matter how hard you copeBut enough about OP
>>290618715Tsunade? Forgotten.Danzo. Promoted, two decades later.
>>290618054i know the tech is inconsistent, but Shikaku facetimed Shikamaru?
>>290619276But anon how can you not be hyped for the upcoming Kaguya reveal and fight?
>>290619315I don't care about op, unless you're op too, then yeah. All of you will. Not sure how that's a defense. Get a real hobby. All of you. You. Op. Whoever you say I am next. W/e. This is sad. The (you)s truly cannot be worth doing this for years of your life, every day.
>>290617984Could've been showing how Naruto paid attention to what Kurama did earlier. But nooo it's been like three chapters since the last shikawank
>>290619364>years of your lifeKek. What sad cope. I've been here for a few months man, it's not that serious.
it's gonna be sad when these dailies end and these schizos take shelter in other shonen's not-generals
>>290619254You're the NSfag or did you simply couldn't resist making a jab at the OP in some unrelated reply?
>>290619171>Easily can get retconned.
>>290619451Its been 12 years anon.
>>290619421Whatever lies you have to tell yourself doesn't affect me at all, only you.>thinking doing this for months is better and a defense. Remember this when you're still doing it 6 months from now too. And the worst part is, you can't even admit to your own actions. You're actually ashamed you do this, know it's pathetic, and pretend its someone else. It's already over
>>290619451You are delusional if you think it could get retconned you wouldn’t be able to create a story onwards.
>>290617999>Kurama chakra is high in caloriesWhat are the lore implications of this?>>290618035Shouldn't Choji be burning it to stay in his full power blue wings mode. Why is he staying in power-saving bulk-mode.
>>290619451Nobody is gonna to retcon chapter 700.But you What's been retconed? NaruSaku, every single post ending official material that takes place in part 1 or 2 doesn't make an inkling of a hint that Naruto has ever felt any attraction for her
>>290619478Still in demand , still talked about so what ?
>>290619566The story ends in 699.
I just want to know, is this the Sakura fag that comissioned all the Raikage artwork?
>>290619643And that doesn't change anything i said.
>>290619487You sound pretty pathetic
funnycomfy!
>>290619449OP....
>>290619609Naruto becoming a good story is also in demand, but nobody will make a glorified fix fic remake of Naruto.
>>290619643Its chapter 700.
>>290617907Oh yeah... Sasuke still exists...
>>290619742Oh really because gege siad he would do it if kishi draws the art for him.
>>290619743Not its not kishi did not even plan to end it that way. It was 80% forced.https://www.onepiecepodcast.com/oda/2015/05/20/oda-and-kishimoto-a-four-hour-interview?utm_source=chatgpt.com
>>290617984Imagine if Kurama had been holding back just long enough for Neji to die
>>290619735And why would i be him?>>290619768...You think Gaygay would improve Naruto?
>>290619705>>290619735>aprox. 1 minute apartMan, I bet >>290619487's post genuinely got to you, unless you genuinely are a mentally deficient retard, which is also a possibility.
>>290618024That palm would vaporize anything below Madara btw
>>290619827Kek. You're really seething over this nonsense
>>290619783>One piece podcast>Source: chatgptYou're so obsessed and retarded.
>>290619820OP...
>>290618118>Ah yes... I remember this jobber clan...
>>290619783>Kishimoto didn't planKishimoto didn't plan for 75% of the things in this manga.
>>290619868Did he kill your grandma or something?
>>290618167That's what ninja means?
>>290619939OP...
>>290619942I think it's more what shinobi means.
Comfy OPComfy dailyComfy threadComfy Hanabiposting
>>290619865Thats the fucking dbz faggot.
Hanabi is my cute wife...
>>290619530>>290619566Im not the NS faggot but you can easily make a part 3 of naruto and retcon the boruto verse. Some have done it with a time skip of one year with a mature and educated 19 year old naruto as a jonin captain.
>>290619949You gonna repeat that over and over?
>>290618440>But that's why we've been reading this shit for 616 chapters... "those who endure," right?
>>290619956Do you have self awareness about how much of a miserable lowlife you make yourself be by constantly spamming these threads out of spite? I'm just curious.
>>290619916So who did the thinking.
>>290619942Ninja is literally written with the kanji for "endure"　and "person who does [previous word]"That's like the third time the manga has used that line, too.
>>290620054A story that happens between time periods is not a retcon you idiot.Also, Kishimoto is buddy buddies with Ikemoto, he's never going to allow Ike's work to be invalidated.
>>290620054>but you can easily make a retcon because other people have their own fanfics of what happened after Shippuden You're so unbelievably retarded and moronic, holy shit.
so Shikamaru's dad's (forgot the name) genius last plan was simply using the same Shikamaru-fatso-Ino combo again but with more chakra?
>>290620088Yahagi, unironically.
>>290617915he was always pretty good at these splash pages
>>290620131They're the real main characters of the manga
>>290617921let me guess, you met your first girlfriend by hauling a picture of your parents over and talking about how similar you both were to them
>>290620056Why don't you ask that to the no-life who has actually been spamming this thread for years...OP....?
There is no reason to be angry
>>290620173It's well established that Kishimoto based Kushina on Sakura and even told Naruto to find a girl like herself and not a weirdo (a word Naruto used to describe Hinata in her first appearance) deliberately, just to troll shippers. He admitted it.
>>290620219Ayyy speak of the no-life lmao
>>290617973i can't believe she killed him
>>290620112>he's never going to allow Ike's work to be invalidated.No of coarse he wont thats Shuieshas job.
>>290620173You know as much i hate to agree it is a real scientific study that the majority of partners find a BF or GF that represents similarities to their parents.
>>290620219My wife is truly the voice of reasonFor the two of us it's always mating seasonEvery year she'll birth me a daugher or sonWith me as his son-in-law, Hiashi has won!
>>290620184There's at least an end goal in that, What's your end goal exactly?
>>290620275You realize that's not how it works, shuesha can force more Naruto content, but they can't force said content to invalidate Boruto.
>>290620410>There's at least an end goal in thatWhich is?
>>290620275You people have some weird otherworldly view on Shueisha, Kishimoto basically said that the sequel to his story could only be drawn by Ikemoto and they obeyed like little bitches.
>>290620519Posting the entire manga.
thinking about how amazing OPs inevitable melty is gonna be
>>290619956Based hanabifag. Please continue posting your wife. And by your wife I mean Killer Bee's.
>>290620503If tomorrow some corporate scum bags and executives have an idea with the original ip that is guaranteed to generate money like machine gun spraying bullets. They’re going to tell ikemoto to wrap it up in 10 or 15 chapters to rush the ending and then make some new shit that has nothing to do with boruto. Then they will make some rule or standard for future purposes that a story can invalidate or rewrite its sequel in a pretense way.Come anon your talking about the biggest greedy tycoon printing press that will figure out any loophole they want.
>>290620689OP...nobody cares lolYou could drop dead today, and I doubt anyone would care the manga isn't reposted to completion lmao
Is there a single other person interested in discussing the chapter and not thread schizos? no? just me? alright... I think this Obito guy is a real jerk
>>290620730And then the media Naruto the first anime manga that got a completely story change.Dont even go that far isnt kubo changing the ending of bleach m.
>>290620770I'm not even reading the chapters anymore tbqhwyd
>>290620732You realize that this applies to everything in this website, right?You could drop dead and nobody would care, all the 5 posters in here could die tomorrow and every other poster would go on as usual.
>>290617953>>290617907isn't obito trying to break naruto's will? he should know where the hidden leaf isimagine they get hit with a nuke lmao
>>290620689So why is it taking so long? Start posting more chapterts. Chop chop. The end goal is taking too long, this is just a shitposting general now.
>>290620730Have you ever thought that if they were going to do this they would've done it ages ago?Boruto has been going for nearly as much as Naruto itself.
>>290620805Oh god. Your melty is going to be glorious for sure. The Sasukschizo seems to have broke you a bit.
>>290620770I already discussed the chapter, there isn't much to add.
>>290620888Uh oh, comfy trips of truth.
>>290620112>>290620503All it takes is a stack of cash and a signature to kill abortion.
>>290618024That air palm would have DELETED BITCHnade
>>290620888You could at least try new quotes to make these shitflinging entertaining when you don't have a point to stand on.
>>290620826It has been known since day one that it would take 700 days to complete. When someone tried to change that, their own thread fell off the 'log because no one was interested and it didn't get bumped even a single time. We never even needed a poll to find out, it was obvious all along what anons wanted out of this daily. 1 chapter a day.
>>290620952What point? Your end goal is stupid and nobody would care if this general got shut down except (You). You literally spent years reposting a manga we all read, and not a single person here actually cares. Pretty pathetic desu.
>>290617907Sauce
1 chapter a day is fine. There is no reason to be angry about it.
>>290620960>We never even needed a poll to find out, it was obvious all along what anons wanted out of this daily. 1 chapter a day.Nah. Only (You) want that.
>>290621089>Only (You) want thatAnd Ramen. And Sakon. And Ukon. And Replacement.
>>290618077>thinking about Sasuke as your father is about to get nukedShe definitely moved on
>>290621122So just (You) then lol
>>290621177So how come no one posted in your tread when you tried to volume dump?
>>290618077>>290621140Kishi has to be doing this going this shit on purpose at this point.Her father is literally about to die and she's still thinking about the guy that never even spoke a word to her, holy kek.
>>290621122>no anonFagkon...you can at least be less obvious.
>>290621002(You) asked me "What's the point of these threads", i told you what it was and your answer to that was something that applies to literally everything that has ever been posted in this website.You're quite Frankly complaining over nothing.
>>290618167This war is stupid
>>290621194I didn't post the volume, but I love that you believe only 1 person here dislikes (You). You're really starting to fall apart, i love it.
>>290621220>seethingYou're just proving my point lol
Tumbleweeds in the volume dump thread confirm. The poll confirms. The daily won. Comfybros won.
>>290621271And this comment confirms you've wasted years in this sad general lmao
>>290621249>I love that you believe only 1 person here dislikes (You)You're the one who believes that though
Where's that Sasuke obsessed dude who used to post frames of hibi Sasuke. And got into fights, defending Sasuke's ability to defeat kcm naruto. I remember him from like part 1 threads.
>>290618012He should be giving chakra to the earth dude from the last chapters.
>>290621269I'm not angry, just tired.
>>290621299Nah. There's at least 3 anons that think you're a pathetic faggot. Which is over 50% of the regulars here lmao
>>290621249>>290621269You keep saying "lol" or "lmao" or "I love it" at the end of each of your post to pretend that you're not seething or mad whatsoever. To me that's a clear sign of how hard you're seething and how mad you are.
>>290617907Who is this?
>>290621340Sosig
>>290621194NTA but that last time 2 chapters were dumped, only OP was making a fuss about it. The rest of us didn't care.
Cacasuke the CacodorousFecalsuke the FetidGuanosuke the GraveolentMucksuke the MalodorousOrduresuke the OlidPoopsuke the PongyScatsuke the Stenchy
>>290618024>>290618784If my memory doesn't fuck with me, early fan "translation" had Madara call her "the missus" in that panelthe shit postings were glorious
>>290621331>3 anonsIf you're including me then I'll have you know i find you and the other guy annoying too.
>>290618092ShikaWANKU
>>290620770Why tf would I read the chapters?
>>290621334Lol. Lmao
I love seeing how sad you are. I think that's what keeps me coming back. Even more hilarious when you accuse other anons of being me LMAO
You will never guess my identity in this thread
>>290621478I'll have you know, there's prob 2 people having a back n forth with OP.
>>290621629Thanks for proving my point
Reminder to report off-topic / low quality / troll posts unrelated to discussing Naruto.
>>290621779Lmfao (^:
>>290621800>announcing reportAlso, who cares? These threads are trash and OP only has himself to blame.
>>290621819That's not announcing a report, retard.
>>290621757I dunno about that, someone was having a back and forth with me and someone else.
Kino threads. I love how everyone is ignoring the shit war chapters LOL
>>290617921...is dead>>290617946>Pinkshit daughterpukingelf.pngNaruto REALLY dodged a bullet there. The only possibly worst thing would be a p*nk haired son.
>kid that looks like Naruto is ugly>kid that looks like Hinata is cuteInteresting
>>290617973>dat 8headLMAOhttps://files.catbox.moe/zug90j.jpg
>>290621801You're seething hard with each new post you make. It's hilariously that you keep doubling down when you get called out on it. lol!
>>290622118Nart was an ugly duckling kind of guy, so Bort will be fine I think (when not drawn by Pedomoto).
>>290618440I've noticed Kishimoto likes that angle when he needs Naruto to be more mature
>>290622118>>290622195Funny you say that, Boruto is supposedly more handsome than his dad because he inherited some of Hinata's softer features.
>comfy>tumbleweeds>[something]suke>Sakon>Hanabi>melty>patheticYou guys sure have a really limited vocabulary.I just don't know how you don't get tired of spamming this shit over and over again. Do you really not have anything better to do with your life?
>>290622392>mixing Naruto's spiky hair and Hinata's soft hairbut that's precisely why the kid is ugly...
>>290617984hwat teh fuk are you even talking about kyuubi?
I wonder if THAT will be reported and deleted
>>290622650hewwo *smooch*
>>290620770I am trying to discuss the series whenever I enter these threads. I just don't get why the mods are so useless and retarded. The people spamming all these offtopic posts are so easy to spot, and it's so obvious they're constantly ban evading over and over again to continue posting. A 1 week range ban for these retards would probably easily solve all of this.
>>290622392>Hinata's softer featuresThat's only on paper because unfortunately for him, his anime character design was in charge of the art terrorist known as Tetsuya Nishio, and his manga is drawn by that weird ass pedo Ikemoto.
>>290622628>3 eggs, each for Hinata, Raikage and NarutoIt's the details
290622628Kill yourself, pereferably in front of your family so you can finally make them happy.
I will forgive NaruHina, but make Hinata fatter.
>>290622835How fat are we talking? I think Fitnata is perfect the way she is.
>>290622411OP works in a warehouse so he has very limited vocabulary. Please understand.
Ughm i hate to participate in this shit show but sakura just won.>>290622366
>>290617915Goes hard, ngl.
>>290618454thanks op.
>>290618092>That dildo you ride? I know all about it, pa.
>>290622855Add mom bod to show damage her body endured from 2 pregnancies. Make her hips wider, breast saggier, she is a stay at home mom, doubts she works out. 70-80 kg is fine
>>290622941>popularity contestsMeaningless, of course the poster girl is going to be more popular than a shrinking violet
>>290622941Yeah idk, this feels way too fucking rigged. Sakura, of all characters, got 2nd place in a poll not just about Naruto, but anime as a whole? In 2026, when Naruto is barely relevant as an anime or manga?
>>290617999Why can they tap out massive amount of chakra in an instant? This is ridiculous.
>>290623204>>290622859 & >>290622650
>>290623204Why are brown people so obsessed with cuckoldry, it genuinely feels like a mental illness
>>290623244mowning nyaa
>>290622941Sakura has always been popular. Shitnatafags are just a very loud vocal minority.
Sex with Shino
>>290617915Sakura needs a big fucking hammer.
>>290617907finally some sasuke. this guy has been useless for the past 100 chapters.
>>290617921adowablwe meow
>>290617984Kurama was seemingly out of chakra a few chapters ago, perhaps 30 min in-universe at most, yet accumulated enough chakra to give approximately 10k shinobi (40k were alive a day ago) enough chakra to increase their strength tenfold. I know Kurama has a lot of chakra, but dividing it by 10k and still being able to fight until the kage arrive seems a bit exaggerating.
>>290623402Kurama's share of chakra was actually minor, like a placebo. It's what the shinobi found in themselves that made the difference.
>>290622941There's like a bajillion of those polls and there's always the same few people voting for the sane few characters. Nobody cares.
290623204Kill yourself
>>290618077>Ino protected Sakura and in turn made her strongerI wish they would say this instead of these flower analogies. how many people reading are versed in flower shit?
>>290623223Hinata has also placed higher than Shitkura in those exact same polls every other month. They don't have enough people to draw any conclusions.
>>290618141>lee doesn't get fox powerhe would be too powerful.
Now a single woman would self-insert as Hinata.
>>290623519>stupid taijutsu bitch who is completely redundant when Guy is here doesn't get fox powerOh no! Anyway...
>>290623391never mind he did fuck all
So what made these threads become noticeably worse? Was the Kengan daily really containing all the autism and shit wars here?
Kensuke won
>>290623538??? There's a bunch just on Twatter alone, who are just as insufferable as the Shitkuratards whom they fight on a daily basis. I know that because several of them also happen to be Naruto fanartists I take art from for my personal collection. Like her for instance, you wouldn't know it looking at her art, but she's practically Hinata's online attorney.
>>290623519>lee doesn't get fox powerHe does though. Just keep reading.
>>290623619This artist draws good Sasuhana
>>290618024Will Naruto ever get a hand job from nine tails chacra infused Hinata?
>>290623619My mistake, I actually meant this artist. I don't actually know who that other one is, the artstyle is just somewhat similar. >>290623664>SasuhanaI call bullshit, nobody draws Sasuhana. Plenty of Naruhanabi though, but it's mostly AIslop.
>>290623769She gets Kurama infused cunnilingus from Naruto instead.
>wish fulfillment the character
300 funnycomfy posts!
>>290617915why does our hero have SO MANY katana shoved up his ass?
I will NEVER let any of my comrades die! (except Rin I guess lol)
Woman's actually pretty good. There's lots in this fanbase, really. Which is funny considering the quality of the manga, especially on its later years.
>>290623910You poor pathetic existence
>>290618210Feettttt
>>290618485>The fact Naruto has to hand out his chakra like candy so side characters can do anything relevant is a pretty good metaphor for the problems with this series.I'll actually defend it because thematically chakra is supposed to connect people and that's kind of what Naruto is doing on top of giving those guys a powerup because the power system is incredibly fucked
>>290621314Actually yeah he'd probably be stronger than Bee with Kurama chakra
>>290618104holy fuck... Ino is the fastest shinobi alive...
>>290618118This is ridiculous, THAT'S THE JUUBI
>>290624076You're not even trying to hide it anymore. Poor pathetic OP....
>>290619230Yeah, the speeches aren't very often good but "ninjas = the ones who endure!" usually work well
>>290624128It's kinda undermined by the fact that is kid who is 16 is saying that, when he had lost no one important until that point except Jiraiya
>>290624105I know what you're getting at. That you think only one person calls you OPink. But have you considered that you getting so riled up over it makes it nearly impossible to resist? You're a lolcow, and I'm on this site for the lols. Do you think I'd pass on the opportunity to twist the knife when I saw how Sakon dubbing you OPink made you react? Shit was a riot! I'll obviously keep doing it.
Cute and canon
>>290624353Poor poor pathetic OP. Didn't read btw.
>>290624335You're not really wrong but did Obito really live through that much worse? Or even Madara? Hashirama maybe, but these two didn't lose many more people than Naruto did.
I've only ever seen boruto shit from these threads but let me say that Hanabi seems like the only good character design
>>290618141Tenten doesn't remember who the guy just killed in front of her is
>>290622731I believe "he" is using other means of posting, ones that aren't so easily tracked. Or maybe the mods really just delete the post but never ban him, who knows. Either way when you click on these threads you know about half of it will be "his" spergout.
>>290624353Damn Fagkon. You're dumb as fuck. Tell us more how you see your schizo in CSM and Bleach threads too.
>>290624438It's pretty good.
>>290619171>Naruto walking with Sakura while Hinata watches them
>>290624467I don't visit CSM threads, but you could very well be in Bleach threads, there's a retard there with comparative intelligence. Not gonna bet on it though.
>>290624438Kiba's one is good too. Most of them are mediocre or just straight up bad though
Why Naruto ignored Hinata's confession?
>>290619171>Hinata checking Naruto's assKinky girl.
>>290624640There just wasn't the right time to address it
>>290624640Canonically, he didn't know he was getting a (romantic) love confession.
>>290624536I believe the hyperfixation is only on Naruto and that's also why we have 3 Naruto threads per day currently, that guy's just been way more active than before.
>>290618054>remember son, do the same strategy everytime, like a true tactical and strategic genius!>oh, uh ok. what if that doesn't work?>idk i'll be dead lol>remember we played boardgames that time? that was alright
>>290624076>>290624353>>290624536Look at my pretty wife, HanabiShe don't want you, Sasuke wannabeYou can marry your hand, right onIt'll please you while you think of Sakon!
>>290623457the language is heavily riddled with wordplay, the japans love this shit
>>290624798>btw pls hide my porn for me
>>290618077>you really embody our clans ideology by being nice to your friends>it sure would be a shame to learn you squandered your friendship for years because of a childish infatuation with a boy that betrayed our people for a personal vendetta>that would really sour my last moments on earth talking to you daughter and heir o' mine
>>290618092>...man what the fuck>what?>we're dying>i know man>and your last thoughts to your son were nearly "don't let your ma know about the boink box">dude shut uuuuu-
>>290623956>flies around herstinky. like her hubby
>>290624846I love you, my husband B! How gross that some jeet thinks he could ever have me! Lmao!
>>290623888>Naruto out of nowhere
It is of my belief that NaruSaku would've been the better long-term pairing, especially for their character arcs if HacKishi didn't bail on it.
>wish fulfillment the manga
>>290625188It would have been better for Sakura for sure.
>>290625226>Naruto out of nowhere
>>290625135Is there a better pairing in Naruto?
Would drinking Tsunade's or hinatas titty milk boost testosterone /fit/ fag btw that is a naruto fan.
>>290625188Both Naruto and Sakura would've looked worse if they ended up together after that bullshit confession in the 5ks.
>>290625416Not really, even their names rhyme. They're meant to be together.
>>290624973>>it sure would be a shame to learn you squandered your friendship for years because of a childish infatuation with a boy that betrayed our people for a personal vendettaSakura was the one who did that, not Ino.
>>290622163Do you have the 6 tails naruto with hinata making love.
Why isn't Sasuke black?
comf
>>290625505Tsunade can't produce milk since she's an old dried up hag. So Hinata would be better.
>>290625777Blessed digits confirm, thread is comfy!
2000s gangsta fan art is a lost art.
>>290625803Ok and whose buthole do i have to eat as a source of max protein synthesis? Im lost in that department.
>>290625852JJK stole the nigga art
>>290625878Sakura with out a doubt.
>>290625687
>>290625948naruto is turning into a monster but I can't ignore the hinata cake
Time to post more Hanabi! B is so lucky...
>>290625878>>290625902OPink...
I love drinking Sakura's piss, my favorite energy drink
I miss Sakurafagging
>mfw when some jeet wants to me to be his wife>mfw when my hoekugan ocular jutsu lets me see his TJP(Tiny Jeet Pecker) through his pants>mfw he still thinks he has a chance over BKekaroo!
>>290618092>hey!>don't you mock me!>only i can mock people!>i will mock you about the deaths of comrades and loved ones and civilians i slaughter>but don't you dare mock me!
>>290618130>hey idiot, get out from under the tentacle
>>290626089It's okay, Bubba. Have some sakuras
>>290626325It's a waste of time to try to convince you of anything once you've hallucinated me somewhere like a complete schizo, so yeah, not trying anymore. Just keep convincing yourself of whatever you want
>>290626337The hypocrisy and projecting is always amusing.
>>290626278
The hanabi spammer has been at this for over 14 hours, and that's just today.
>>290618948he only accepts accredited and legitimate success and lossthis is why he accepts obito as so cool even if he's the world's biggest nihilist shithead, and why he publicly shamed his son in front of multiple nation's military prospects for faking ninja techniques
Not surprised he has men's bodies saved on his device
>>290618177what a cute ninja kidhow badly was he abused in his junta nation do you think?
>>290626373
>>290620219well, if i'm angry, it's your fault!!!
>>290626408Based gymbro. Have a good day.
>>290626408Based gaybro
>>290626442
funnycomfy...
These threads truly are a reflection of how shit the war is
These threads truly are a reflection of how comfy the war is
>>290626703There's a lot of sad pathetic people on this site, but you may honestly take the cake.
>>290626682I mean, I really don't want to defend all the autists shitflinging at each other itt, but yeah, these chapters are genuinely so fucking dreadful, and there's nothing interesting about them to discuss. This fight should've been over like 20 chapters ago. I can't imagine sitting through this garbage on a weekly basis. Kishi and his writers are such fucking hacks.
>>290618497who believed that?she settled on Sai because he looked like Sasuke
>>290626777Holy trips speaketh the truth
>>290626926>trips, plural>speaketh(third person SINGULAR indicative)ESL-kun...
>>290626958Trying too hard award goes to (You)! Good job buddy!
Who wins, kabuto or orochimaru
>>290626853>good guys try to damage the ten tails but fail>Obito says some edgy nihilistic shit>Naruto responds with "NUH UH I WILL SAVE EVERYONE CUZ I'M DAH BEST" Hence and repeat.
>>290626978>try to sound smart>fail miserably>"achkshuly ur just twyian to hard!!"ESL grammarlet-kun...
>>290627000Snek boi
>>290627021>doubling downHere boy, take another one!
>>290626777Triggering trips of holy digits!
>>290618024The Six Paths of Pain would fall to that air palm.
I'm just glad the general was able to last throughout the summer. Surely the local pedo isn't allowed within 100 ft of a school. Thank you Kishi for keeping the children safe from our sad pathetic miserable faggot OP!
>>290626373>>290626278>>290626089
>>290627171*smooch*
>>290627186>seethingDidn't read btw
reminder that even Genin Lee would've bodied Neji with second or third gate.
>>290625188As of this chapter, NaruSaku hasn't had a good moment since tenchi bridge, and had it not been for that scene with Minato, NaruSaku would be view as that just another thing that was dropped halfway through the manga like Inner-Sakura and everything non-Uchiha.
It is amusing how you default to racist /pol/ memes when you're called out...and convenient how you ignore the fact that board hates your kind as well.
>>290626546Cute
>>290627343Why so late?
>>290627171Delicious
funnycomfy
>>290627171Imagine stuffing your face in to that after training. >inb4 SAAAR YOU ARE BROWN HAHA.You have never had sexual intercourse on your life to realize that smell of a woman will actually turn you on even arm pit smells will get you on.
>>290625188>>290625603In hindsight most fan fic writers today cant dodge a story arc between them and the 5ks, there are some of them that have written perfect stories but suffer to come up with away to counter the fake confession scene. So NS cant actually make much sense with out addressing the confusion.
>>290627637Das rite.
>>290627637>on your life
>>290627721There was a good NS fan fic on how after the war everyone was just doing they’re thing.naruto pretty much matured up with proper education and finished school as a jonin and gets sent out to lead his own missions.Sakura hasn’t seen him in 2 years and she eventually receives him as a patient and thats when she gets glamoured by how handsome he's gotten. Ill try to find it its been a while since ive read it and it did have naruhina and Sasusaku moments but eventually sasuke travels with sakura and friend zones her over his past actions and behavior and hinata had to focus her on her self to become the leader of the hyugas main branch family.
>>290618065>purple bushShouldn't it be blonde too?
my baka.
>>290628031cringe
comfy threadcomfy modscomfy boardcomfychan!
This guy has been at this for over 18 hours at this point. Jesus.
Haku tricked me into having sex with him I thought he was a girl but he was a boy I'm not gay and I wouldn't have had sex with him if I knew before I stuck his penis inside me that he wasn't a girl dattebayo
>>290626220>Sakura is the strongest female after KaguyaShe's weaker than Tsunade, Mei Terumi, Kurotsuchi, Delta, Eida and now Sarada. I would also count Konan, Yugito and Moegi's Juubi tree doppelganger, but they're all dead now. >She runs a clinic and has a job besides raising her daughter. She's a mess and needs her own daughter to fix her schedule. She also had her house on a mortage. >She had multiple people praising her looks, she won her crush.Empty lipservice by the author whom, by his own admission tried to make her more attractive because he got desperate by her being so disliked. She's unironically the one seen as a sex object by her own creator and he meant for the audience to think the same (he was just not a very successful at it)>won her crushThe guy who married her out of duty and unironically didn't have sex or even send her a letter for 10 years? Weird flex but ok.>Hinata is a housewife and barely interacts with the world. A girl can't do shit with her.They can fantasize about the time where she was a field agent who's now still a ninja princess and first lady. Which unlike the stuff with Cuckura is all true instead of headcanon. Not that it matters though, Naruto isn't a manga made for women, and any character whose main fanbase is female can be considered a defacto minority and their opinions rightly dismissed.
Is this how the threads are gonna be until you run out of chapters?
>>290625188No. Suckura is poison for Naruto's character (just like Sasuke) and unlike the people who can't read, I'd wager they had the opposite of chemistry, all their interactions were always about someone else. Sakura would've been better off with Naruto despite leeching off life away from him, sure, but that's because she'd been better of with literally anyone but Sasuke, the guy who literally once went out for cigarettes for 10 years on her and their daughter.
>>290618092>Insert a random joke into a serious scene that kills all the atmosphereThis really has devolved into marvel-tier writing. Or rather, it's been there for a while now.
>>290627270NS doesn't have any good moments period. Go ahead, tell me a single conversation they ever had heart to heart that wasn't about Sasuke. They have zero equivalents to Naruto & Hinata's proud failure chapter, or Hinata lifting up Naruto like in this episode. Hell, they don't even have that Sasusaku goodbye moment in part one, and that ship is horrid btw.
>>290628671This predates Marvelslop by quite a few years, and in truth, it was Kishimoto trying (and failing) to emulate Toriyama's style, so if anything, it was Marvel copying from Japan although I doubt it. There's been similar quippy comedy in action in western entertainment way before Marvel capeshit.
Sakura won
>>290628791>This predates Marvelslop by quite a few yearsThis chapter would've been out sometime in 2014, late 2013 at the earliest. First Avengers came out in 2012(and it wasn't the first obnoxious marvel film either).Not saying you're definitely wrong about the rest, but the dates do check out.
>>290626260He's paralyzed too.
>>290618819Naruto has kissed Sasuke infinitely more times than Sakura.
>>290628858...in bed when Sasuke's pelvis got CRUSHED by her ass.
>>290629739...Causing Naruto's transformed shadowclone to vanish in a puff of smoke, enraging Sasuke as he watched from the chair in the corner of the room so badly he attacks Sakura with a chidori (it's the 4th time he's done so this month)
>>290624536Hanabi gets along so well with her niisan!
>be a kind supportive wife>have a wholesome relationship with the mc>make retards seethe about it for over a decadehow does she do it
>>290628917There were 4 or 5 Marvelslop movies out by the time this chapter came out, and that includes The Avengers (2012). You could say the quippy garbage was already their signature, but IIRC it only became unbearable after Avengers, and before that there were movies like The Hulk (where that was completely absent) and the first Iron man where the tone was much more balanced.
>>290618715Holy fucking cursed.
>>290618412>Pinkslut Naruto daughterGross.
>>290627954Sakura suddenly liking Naruto because he magically turns handsome to her when everything laid out in the fake confession wasn't enough to convince her sounds like self-insertion faggotry.
>>290627637This post did to the english language what pantyhose did to finger fucking
>>290630060The seethe she causes on people with shit taste and low IQ is legendary. There will never be another meltdown from bellends like in Naruto's ending. It was like the Internet suddenly gained a detector that made retards glow in the dark, and the whole world became Las Vegas for a while.
>>290628671It tracks with how Kishi said in that recent interview that he's a Marvel fan. >>290630104>but IIRC it only became unbearable after AvengersCapeshit was always unbearable.
>>290630266The thing I don't get is I was there, I read these chapters as they came out. Almost everyone back then agreed Sakrua sucked hard. She was a Sasuke obsessed freak who would put everyone in danger for the sake of her obsession. Now a days you see like hour long youtube analysis videos defending the character acting like she was some awesome character everyone misunderstood
>>290630502>Capeshit was always unbearable.Some of the cartoons were decent to great (I'm talking stuff like BTAS, JLU, 90s X-men). Movies though? Sure, but I'm talking about stupid quips ruining the pace of fights or killing dramatic moments specifically.
>>290617907Somehow Sasuke returned
>>290630539>Now a days you see like hour long youtube analysis videos defending the character acting like she was some awesome character everyone misunderstoodIf you see people seriously defend she's well written, then you can safely assume that the person in question is either ragebaiting for clicks or a complete retard, as in diagnosed retarded with clinical precision. And I get the attempts to defend certain characters because everyone in the enormously bloated cast except for a handful was either underwritten or barely an outline of a character, which yes, sadly includes most of the female characters. But if someone reads the whole manga and doesn't realize Kishimoto fucked up especially bad with Sakura (and Karin), I begin to question their sanity.
>>290618167>"..."What's the point of using those text bubbles? You can just show the faces with no dialogue
I think Naruto girls are hot
>>290631618I know you, anon. You find __Ino__ to be the hottest, don't you?
>>290631762Idk they kinda take turns being my favorite.But Ino,Temari and Tsunade tend to hang around the top.
>>290631618Naruto girls ARE very hot, anon. That's kind of their redeeming quality.
>>290617903Cool
Did the no-life tire himself out from spamming thread up to 20 hours?
>>290628575I don't care, narutard. Sakura won.
>INOSHIKACHOINOSHIKACHOINOSHIKACHOINOSHIKACHOWhy no Hinashinokiba?
Get a life
>>290638655>Woman mentor>A Woman is the most relevant of the trioKishi would DIE if he did more with them.
>>290617953when did Oro come back to life? Fuck I missed some chapters
Stop pretending to like NaruSaku just because you hate Sasuke.
>>290639737Sasuke hates himself?
Is Kiba the worst character
>>290629835Sakura didn't notice the other Sasuke in the room or is she just going along with it?
>>290618077Saibros...
>>290640201Itachi is the worst character, he negatively affects the story.Rin is also more boring than him.
>>290625653Ino went along with it.
>>290640213Yes she knew. It was a compromise where Sakura wanted to have sex with her husband but Sasuke wanted her to have sex with Naruto, so a Naruto clone transformed into Sasuke so Sakura could have sex with 'Sasuke' while the real Sasuke could watch from the corner, knowing it was actually Naruto having sex with her.They both 'kind of' got what they wanted.
