14 hours flight, where are you sitting?
I've never seen any of these people before in my life
1, but any aisle seat will do.
9 and i will grape darkness during the flight
the options aren't very good, but I'll take 7
>>290633480The pilot seat. I'm crashing this plane with NO SURVIVORS.
>>2906334806 and hope they get some accidental hits on me
4, window seat + nobody next to you or directly behind you.
>>290633480A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.
>>2906334801 and I molest Lain the entire flight
>>290633480I want the window seat7>sitting next to a quiet autist but there's a retard behind me11>don't want to be surrounded by literally whos4>next to empty seat for maximum solitude
5
>>290633480Seat 3 and 4 specifically got reserved just for me and Kurumi to have enough space to have sex during the entire flight
8
As an American I’m in seats 3&4 by default.
>>2906334809, when I put the arm rest up and lean against darkness she'll enjoy it.
>>290633480On the wing, obviously.
6 because it would be the only one without an extra $50 fee for choosing it, so my employer's shitty booking software would force me to do it to save them money. I hate travel so much it's unreal.
>>290633480I think 9.
>>290633480>where are you sitting?the seat allocated to my ticket that I paid forno, I am not swapping seats, because your family decided to buy seats in different parts of the plane and hope suckers are gonna sap with them so they can be togetherfuck off
>>290633658>4>>next to empty seat for maximum solitudeBe careful anon, a Kurumi is like a wasp, if she sees you try to get away she will know that you’re scared and double down on chasing you
>>290633480Where is Kurisu? I'm not sitting next to any of these shitty characters
>>2906334806, ask Risa to infect me with the disease that turns people into werewolves. That's how it works, right?
Sit at 1 and take a nap the whole flight because I can at least trust Lain to not yap.
9 is a free Darkness molestation chance. I'd take it.
1 seems safe at first but it’s also close to Kurumi range
>>2906334803>b-but the window seat...3
>>29063348011 and 8 seem like the most chill. Maybe 5 too if Medaka can tard wrangle Haruhi enough.1, depends entirely if Loco and Leber are doing their couples bickering or not, but chilling next to Lain would be nice.
Maria will obviously dream groom Darkness whenever she falls asleep regardless of what you do, so picking 9 is a good choice to give Darkness the full experience in the real world too, especially since Maria will assist you as well.Would make you bond with Maria too.
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>>290633480In the skyscraper.
>>290634395is 0 sitting on her or below her?
>Take seat 2>Hold the taiyaki bag for Kyouko and Yami to eat from it>Sneakily cut a hole at the bottom of it>Puts your dick in it>When Kyouko and Yami each the end of the bag they accidentally touch your dickGood plan?
>>290634516You may lose your dick but it's worth it.
>>290633681totally this.>14 hours.fuck this shit, next time we travel by boat.
>>2906343958 or 9... most likely 9 imagine Aqua stands up you got to see her fat big ass...
>>290634545>Flight is ending >Kurumi uses Vav to send you both to the beginning of the flight >Repeat
>>290634494inside her, she is pregnant and you are her baby
>>2906334804
>>290633480Going to sit in the back of the plane with all the based people who refuse to spend extra money to sit closer to the front
9 so I can molest Darkness
>>2906343951, Iris is the cutest Konosuba girl and is not even close
>>290633480What's with this unc shit? I only recognize Zero-Two and Darkness
>>29063348011 so Minene can kick my balls
>>290635374>recognizes a girl who got nothing since 2018Go to bed grandpa
>>2906334802. Those taiyaki are for me, right?
>>2906343956>>2906355482
4 because women scare me
>>290635566>Locking yourself up alone in the Kurumi alleyThey will scare you even more when you get out
>>290635566>sitting nearby the clockshe's about to make your fears a reality
>>290634395I know myself. 2.
>>290633480I haven't watched Date A * (yet) but my instincts tell me 3
>>290635566>women scare me1 would unironically be better in that regard.
>>290633480Putting Haruhi and Medaka together is diabolical
>>2906343955 for mid-flight breast envy paizuri4 good too
>>290634395>Chris and Eris on the same flightMust have been my imagination after all
>>290636175Whichever one you don't pick to sit next to mysteriously doesn't make the flight.
>>290633480Anyone want to come manspread on 7 and 8?
>>2906334801. I weigh 500 pounds and smell awful btw.
>>290636232No way, the sailors are dangerous, especially this one.
9, so when I put my hands on her lap, she cant hit me
>>2906334801>>2906343955>>2906355488
>>2906334809, not even close.
>>290636259I don’t think she would care anyway
>>290634354Same. Just give me the insane clockwife.
>>290634395please
>>2906334804>>2906343952>>290635548Don't
>All the people thinking they will be at peace if they pick 4The trap is working
>>290636708If you want to beat the clock you have to pick 3 and whisper in her ear that you love her.
>>290636708She's only interested in bland protagonist kun's dick
>>290636752Untrue she is constantly hungry (for time)>>290636747This
>>2906334809
>>2906355483
>>2906334801>14 hours flightWe install Gentoo
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