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>>290850966What's a xmas cake?
>>290850966>being forcedShe did it herself.>>290851075Lurk for 79 years before posting.
>>290851091Please?
>>290850966cakes/hags in younger clothes in general>>290851075christmas cakes sometimes get sold after christmasit has become a slang meaning mature women>"It's still good even after the 25th"
The older I get, the more I realize that 35 is the new 25.
She’s so fucking hot holy shit!
>>290851091>She did it herself.Well, being shyYou understood what i meant>>290851272The older you get the more you cope
>>290850966>xmasIt's called christmas you godless rodent
>>290851328Pure sex>>290851377mea culpa
I don't want them to be forced into it. I want them to be happy that they're finally able to live out the childhood dream of helping people and wearing a pretty dress.
>>290851533That's nice and considerate of you anonIf I were a fairy I'd pick you to become a magical girl
>>290850966Give five examples please.
>>290851533What i mean by forced was more like embarrassed
>>290851202Not quite -Japanese Christmas cakes are sponge cakes, so don't keep. The slang is saying they're no good after the 25th, birthday being implied.
>>290850966It's not right, but it's not wrong either.
>>290851615Sensei wa Koi wo OshierarenaiYakumo-san wa Ezuke ga Shitai...i think
>>290851709>Breeding Obvious>farm/barnReferencing she's a cow/sow
>>290851666wait reallythat's kind of mean to the cakesbe sure to hug your cakes and tell them you love them and take them on a date
>>290851638I bet the left girl is also wearing pretty pink panties!
>>290851202>>"It's still good even after the 25th"It's the oppositeThey say women past 25yo are expired
>>290851718Both of those are an older woman caring for a high school boy who is living off nothing. Not quite the same theme, but I'll look into them.
>>290850966>>290851615
>>290851890I meant one of those have a chapter where the main girl dresses her old magical girl outfit
>>290851615Pic related alone clears all five spots.
>>290850966then why is nobody translating this series anymore
>>290851853I suppose I had read a simplification of the slang's meaning or just misread it entirely, because I did not recall the no-good-after-the-25th part, because that's just mean and I would have remembered it. Anyway what also reinforced what I thought the explanation was was a scene in a coincidentally magical girl anime, where the cake villainess got treated to a Christmas cake by her lackeys who commented that it's still good to eat. It was clearly an adult joke meant for the parents or adult fanbase.
>>290851818It is very mean and that's a good thingIt makes cakes a great asset in this hoeinflation era.
>>290852089>a scene in a coincidentally magical girl anime, where the cake villainess got treated to a Christmas cake by her lackeys who commented that it's still good to eatwhat anime
>>290851272holy cope
Ultra giga ultima SEX
>>290850966>>290851455
>>290850966xmas cakes raping shotas to compensate for their old age
>>290850966Where's the fucking bush?
>>290852396
>>290852405A bush would make her OP
>>290852405The bush and the big areolae were censored for the anime
>>290851377If you regularly use this site you are most likely going to hell.
>>290852446Where in the Bible does it say ''if you regularly lurk 4channel.org you will go to hell''
>>290852521Fat FUCKGET PREGNANT
>>290852066This seems like a fun one.
>>290852066black haired one should be a jimiko
>>290852327Who is this
>>290852165Hugtto Precure Ep 45 around the 19 min mark. Couldn't find a readily-available clip, sorry. If you're just curious about the characters her name is Gelos and the lackeys are JinJin and Takumi. The villain group for that season are corporate-themed which is why they look like a lady boss and office workers, respectively.Speaking of Precure don't know if this counts but Mahoutsukai Precure had a timeskip sequel where the main duo are college-student aged so not cakes but almost there. Within the season's lore the duo had four different forms/outfits, one of them being Topaz which had a candies/sweets motif which could look unbecoming for grown women to be wearing. https://youtube.com/watch?v=MZgcnS-oC94 Additionally the MC Mirai had the magic school uniform she worn as a kid tailored for her adult self while she goes around doing magic behind the scenes to save civilians. Upon being spotted wearing it in public she got embarrassed about it and reasoned, "it's okay they'll just think I'm doing cosplay".There was also another timeskip sequel for different seasons but the girls there aged down to their kid selves when transforming into Precure.
>>290852818Cute hag
i'm still a young man. i would love to stir some christmas cake guts. i would turn that mangaka inside out.
>>290851202Oh that's cute
>>290852986No, read the replies, I got the explanation wrong
>>290852619A 2huI have sinned by posting her but its the only hag I have trying to act young...
>>290853072whats her name
>>290853090kanako, dont remember the particular artists name but he draws a lot of saggy hags with belly, if you're into that
This is a hag
I can still become a magical girl
>>290852521The book of Moot, 20:03: If thou shalt make regular use of forums for the purposes of discussing portraits of oriental females, then thou art wasting thy fucking life, and thou shalt be condemned for the sin of sloth.
Magical Girl Orc by BaalBuddy
>>290853309I hope he actually succeeds at making an actual manga
>>290853309Only Redditors like RedditBuddy
>>290850966I like when older women try to dress as younger girls.
>>290853390This but their now meaty belly should stick out underneath the shirt
>>290853442fat sumo-wrestling hags
>>290852433big areolas are the best, especially when they are a bit oblong shaped
>>290853360baalbuddy literaly started in drawfag threads in this board
>>290850966Can you name any examples?
This board is the refuge for big areola enjoyers, the rest of the internet is against them for some reason. If we are talking IRL the best thing on earth is a cute slim woman with unexpectedly big nipples. Regardless of areola size.
>>290853965I unironically think small areolae are horrendous Especially 3dpd, would much rather see pepperoni sized ones
>>290853965see >>290850966>>290851638>>290851718
>>290851272
It is very important for the hag/cake to also tie her hair in twintails
>>290850966What anime is this?
>>290854409Yani neko
>>290854460sweet fucking jesus someone's a HAPPY boy holy shit look at it go
>>290853039No I still like it. Some people like stale cakes. I bet a sponge cake on Dec 27 is still pretty sweet
>>290850966>newfag formatting
I'll admit, the mangaka in Yani Neko is sexy in that unconventional kind of way
>>290855539>unconventional
>>290851344>>290852308>>290854230I think he meant in terms of maturity. 35 year olds are basically doing/thinking the way 25 year olds do. 45 year olds are acting like 35 year olds. And 25 year olds think and act like they are 15.
>>290851638Is this just a one-off piece or is there a black lagoon spinoff where they become magical girls? I'd read it
Total Hag Love
>>290855690There's a whole episode
>>290855713
>>290854188You should give a kaneko show a watch.
>>290854188meant for >>290853984 lol
>>290855589My kind of sexy is something you see in Mato Seihei no Slave, Magi or Magus of the Library, tough to compete with
>>290855753Kaneko show?
I NEED MORE. THE ANIME WASNT ENOUGH, I NEED TO SEE MORE SAORI TATSUNO. I NEED MORE OF THOSE CHUBBY THIGHS, THOSE FAT UDDERS, AND THAT TUMMY POOCH. BENT OVER I CAN IMAGINE HER CHEEKS WOULDNT BE HALF BADDD FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
>>290854517He's larger than that, it's still flacid
>>290850966>Look pic up>It's from that disgusting neko NEET animeWhat a dissapointment
>>290852137I love this artist .
>>290850966>No areola slipShit
>>290850966There is a manga that does this exact trope that does a lot of very detail heavy art that is quite funny about this. There is another one that is close in that she is a villain who lives next door to the hero magical girl. it's a fun genera.
>>290850966nipples 2 small
>>290851940This manga is fantastic. I can't recall the last time a chapter was out.
>>290850966You don't know what a trope is.
>>290854460The ears stay on
>>290851272when you're 85 and dying you will finally realize that adults don't actually exist and everyone is just a LARPing 13 year old
>>290851846>the left girlholy mother of lurk moar
>>290851272nope
>>290850966>>290852433
Total hag victory.
>>290851940
>>290853140>>290853090Artist is yohane.
>>290851377if you're any form of american you're godless too btw, only roman catholics are true christians but even then god is a spook
On a related note, someone has the sauce for the Isekay when the OL get sent to magical school and she's way the oldest of the bunch? I've seen it here but just a single page,,,
>>290859767just a little bush peek and it's perfect
Magical cake also has to live as a JC/JS/JY and go back to school because something something fairy explains how the powers/plot work, fairy puts a perception filter so everyone sees her as a JC/JS/JY
>>290861531a genki shota falls for her
>>290861575It turns out there was no perception filter in the first place and everyone just thought she was special
>>290855356Well, OP is a newfag who only came here for the yani neko threads a couple of days ago. And is now trying to ruin them with his faggotry.
cake bum
>>290850966xmas cakes being forced into becoming evil generals
>>290859767NO
>>290863657>micro nipple fetishist
>>290850966Cakes at the beach in tiny bikinis!
>>290850966>Name a trope better than xmas cakes being forced into becoming magical girlsMiddle aged men being forced into becoming magical girls. They finally get the sense of purpose and adventure and special magic powers that they have been dreaming of their whole life, to bring that spark of meaning into their dull and dreary life, but they have to do it as a cute girl in a frilly dress.Also that report on the Nakamura project is still due on friday, and if they don't land that contract approval they will get passed over for promotion AGAIN.
>>290859767>brown areolasMUH DICK
>>290856769name?>>290856696>>290857301see >>290852433
>>290859767Dear God
>>290861531>>290861575Fund it
>>290862207holy schizophreniai don't even go to yani neko threads, but i'm curious what is my supposed faggotry
>>290861531>>290861575OL cake gets isekai'd into becoming a magical girl in another world and gets a shota assistant (shes a shotacon)
>>290851377Xmas comes from (fairly) ancient greek where they would use the X as shorthand for Christ, anon you silly little retard. It is by no means a modern invention that "takes the christ out of christmas"
>>290850966Why is no one talking about her name being Cunt cheesia
>>290867449Imagine the smell
>>290867614SSSSSSSNNNNNNIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFF
A lifetime of watching anime has given me a desire for contrast. I don't want older woman, I want old woman. I want wrinkly saggy bodies
>>290868628what a pudgy pair of cheeks*pinches and pokes buttcheeks*what if we push her out of the house and lock the doors haha how will she react
>>290850966Shota being forced into becoming magical girl.
>>290869158>>290864494Fuck off
Little girl being forced into becoming muscle magical man.
>>290864587dunno why that tone though instead of ore reddish-browntells me some sick fetishist instead of somebody that's going for natural look drew that
>>290852433>The bush and the big areolae were censored for the animewhere is your proof
>>290869231
>>290864494i like it
>>290869316if they stick their butt out everyone will get to see their magical panties!
>>290850966Magical girl mommy.
>>290869398Magical girls MUST show magical panties!It´s the law of magical world.
>>290856063Better get the manga then
>>290869576oh my not only it is ichigo-print but you feel how cottony-soft it is just from looking at it, that also kind of looks like a bulge too, our hero is in an embarrassing pickle
If you were a magical girl (or magical boy if you'd like) what color and/or motif would your magical self be
>>290870731BlueSailor shota like >>290864974
Magical Penis.
>>290870731I think earthy colors - green, brown, gold with some white and a general leafy/nature theme
>>290870731Probably a purple/gold color scheme, or an orange/white one. Both, I think, would look good.It also depends on what kind of powers we're talking about. If it's something like controlling water or oceans, then a blue, cyan, and pale white mix of colors would make a lot more sense.
I feel warm just looking at her. My favorite part about her design is how the brown, green, and blue from the chest below make it look like trees with a river/sky. Even the silhouette on the skirt looks like a row of trees, but can also look like a row of hearts. Idk what the gold represents but if it doesn't represent anything nature then it's the perfect color to complement the nature colors. I also like how the brown is on the hair, belt, gloves and shoes as it wouldn't work anywhere else on the design. The green top looks wooly which gives her a safe, cozy, inviting vibe, as if everything will be alright.
>>290873157meant for >>290872093
>nobody posted the only current on-topic mangaFucking plebs I swear.
>>290873157thank youyeah I used gold mostly because it felt right but let's say it's for autumn leavesthe top is a short cape with a hoodthe main inspiration were western fantasy rangers and druids
>>290854460landlord represents 90% of /a/
>>290873974Saw a yurifag seething about him today >>290866068
>>290869498I swear I dreamed this up, thank you!
>>290869158>deschamps poster>golden age man utd posterPICKED UP
>>290875632guess he'll have to replace those posters with BARBIE and DISNEY PRINCESS posters now, teehee
>>290869158Why are her eyes so far apart?
>>290851615>pleaseI miss the days when mods came to anon's parent's house and killed him if he tried to start a thread without the mandatory six images.
