Useless? Aqua isn't useless! She's a goddess! Plus, she has an amazing butt!
>>290858403>>>/e/
>>290858403>she has an amazing butt!I'm going to require more evidence of this
>>290858403ass too big
>>290858403I'M AN ASS MANYEAH I'M AN ASS MANI LOVE TO LOVE 'EMI LOVE TO KICK 'EMI LOVE TO SHOVE 'EMI LOVE TO STICK 'EMLOVE TO FLAUNT 'EMI LOVE TO WATCH 'EMI LOVE TO PICK 'EMAND I'M GONNA KICK 'EM'CAUSE I'M AN ASS MAN
>>290858403Goddesses lose their divinity if they have sex.
>>290858485Many goddesses in mythology have kids.
>>290858485Anal doesn't count.
>>290858403Would it kill her to wear panties?
>>290858403In canon her ass isn't that great. There I said it!
>>290858403Imagine if she pooped haha
>>290858485Zeus lost his divinity many times then.
>>290858532Yes, she breathes through her ass like a squid.
>>290858403Its that simple to make me happy.
>>290858415Shut yo dumbass up
>>290858403So that's why she's so popular with browns.
>>290858485And that changes them for the worse how?
>>290858403PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
>>290858477Go to bed, Daddy Ass.
>>290859016I don’t think Zeus is a goddess.
So none of you would marry and Impregnate Aqua?
>>290858531BASED!Aqua gives free rounds with her ass for few beers!
>>290859810I'm concerned if the kids are going to be retarded
>>290860207>if
>>290858403But even Kazuma can't goon to her
>>290858403Fertility goddess
>>290862487He didn't want to fuck Darkness either.
>>290858403Technically that just means Aqua's fat ass is useful, rather than Aqua herself. If you can just use her cheeks without any input from Aqua herself, I don't think it counts.
>>290858519not with mere mortals, though part of that is Zeus PLAPPING half the pantheon.
>>290860207She's only going to be mildly retarded. If she's lucky she'll have Kazuma's wit and intellect. If she's unlucky, well...
>>290859810Aqua isn't wife material, she's there to be bent over and used as a semen receptacle after a long night of drinking at the bar
>>290859810There is a good chance I would
Fertility? no. If she was in mortal kombat she'd do a braptality
>>290859810Only if Megumin or Dorkness aren't able to be married and impregnated. But if all three want to be in my harem that's okay too.