How do you get out of this situation?
I accept my fate
This image filled me with schizophrenic seethe
>the previous thread is getting politicalTime to move here, I guess.
>>290864579Why would you want to?
>>290864579By not posting slop
>>290864579I run away.
>>290864676Why
>>290864676Hitomi...
I want to be DOMINATED by magical girls! I want to be ENSLAVED by magical girls!
How would each meguca react to getting rejected and or broken up with?
>>290864579>heLow quality shitposting.
>>290865497?
>>290865306“He” is my dead pronoun
>>290865497Confusing post
>>290865666wow satan you are a faggot
ai slop thread
>>290864579Negotiation, maybe they can accept that you only do one per day.
Which meguca would you leave at the altar?
>>290864579I'm gonna fill up these grief seeds.
Good thread
>>290864579Why the fuck would I want to?I mean there's a small chance to die from exhaustion but it feels like a small price to pay.
>>290864579Those aren't kemonosCan't handle it when human women are after my dick
>>290864579It's so over for me... Save me
>>290864579I spit ink at them then swim away.
>>290864579Fuck then until they'r tired, then escape.
What happens if you impregnate a meduka?
>>290864579I actually have to wonder how a relationship like that would even be sustainable.I mean, what does the guy even contribute to it? It's why female superhumans date superheroes, it's nearly impossible for a girl to respect a guy weaker than her.
>>290868276Women need a man around to talk them out of strangling their children
>>290864579How does this actually go down? I only have one penis and a long refractory period
>>290864579Eat my own shit
>>290868276Megucas pretty much have to be "stay at home" moms because having a job would get in the way of their meguca duties
>>290865326Same
>>290864579What if they took turns edging you for days, scary to think about
>>290864579You must be mistaken, I've never fucked a magical girl in my life
u can instantly tell this image was made with nano banana
>>290864579>How do you get out of this situation?I fuck them, obviously. They won't be commenting about my looks if I prove my willingness, after all.>>290867825>What happens if you impregnate a meduka?Literally impossible.They are all dead and animated by their transformation jewel.
>>290864579Kyo “break his legs and rape him” ko corrupted them
>>290865666Genuinely how is this okay
Meguca polygamy
>>290865666Satan-sama, I...
I explain them I alredy have a waifu and no matter what they do, I will only think about mai waifu, because she stole my heart first
I'd just warn them to not go to Mexico
>>290864579Transition
>>290865666lmao
>>290864579What if they took turns pinning you down and sounding your urethra with a sounding rod
>>290864579With five half-sibling children
>>290864579fuck off retard
>>290875264Kill yourself
>>290864579They won
>>290864579They’re pretty hot
>>290865326Based
Pumping and dumping Sayaka.
>>290871182>tries to break Sayaka's legs the first time she met herWhat did Kyouko mean by that?
>>290864579Does it matter what you choose?Madoka's resetting the timeline anyway.
>>290864579tell those who-oars I already have a wife
>>290864579By burning the jeet making AIshart.
>>290881688The frog is a jeet?
>>290864579I tell them I'm married. Women will not go past infidelity.
>>290865376Sayaka went insane just because some guy didn't like her and she was the most level headed so.
>>290881124She didn't do that tho? You're making shit up
Sayaka just found out that you were only pretending to be dense about her feelings and now she's snapped. What do you do?
Imagine if meduka was a harem anime and (You) were the protagonist. How would you fuck up?
>>290883471I'd just pretend to be dense, that way, no one gets hurt or jealous.
>no plot discussionIs this a porn comment section?
https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/482417-it-woke-up
>>290883471>How would you fuck up?I'd ask someone if I could get some head from Mami cright after she'd died.
>>290883647>no plot discussionThis isn't the thread for that
>>290864579>/v/irgin zoophile meme templateplease be better than this
who is he talking to
>it's yoursWhat do you do?
>>290883992Be right back, just gonna buy some milk.
>>290883992Fake my death.
>>290865666Satanistsisters...
>>290883992I go out to get some cigarettes to celebrate.
>>290883471Eh? Nandatte?
>>290883647Sir this is the 10% images discussion thread. Please go back to your 35% images pornography dump
The lolcow lost the last word on the thread he claimed was his.
>>290883992Take responsibility.
>AIshitMadoka threads just keep getting worse.
>>290884841Know that I only have one girl.
>>290884841I move to a different country.
>>290864579Fuck Mami all day everyday.
So is this show really just about how yurifags are mentally ill and will ruin literally the entire universe? Answer only if you are not a yurifag
>>290885316Yuri isn’t mentioned a single time in this show, it’s completely irrelevant to it
>>290885316Lolcow fetish.
>>290885316There is no yuri in Madoka. The closest thing to yuri is Homura wanting to save Madoka's life, but that's more because Homura makes a time loop and Madoka typically ends up giving her life to keep Homura alive.Yurifags, of course, think this means lesbian sex and so are all over the series as a result.Basically, yurifags are retarded. As usual.
When you some across mahou shoujo, gotta make the nine stretch
>>290885820I open a portal and fuck off.
>>290864579I agree
Ah, no, my virginity! Please don't make me creampie all of you again and again!>>290883992>>290884841>>290885820If they get too upset they'll turn into witches and I'm off the hook.
Those paternity tests would only prove one thing and it's that I'd be loyal to Homura and loyal to her like a dog.
>>290885728Not one for faction wars but I find it incredibly depressing that there are people who can only interpret trying to save someone's life as sexual fixation and openly admit sex is the only reason they'd go to that length
>>290864579Preemptively milk my penis completely so they have nothing to steal
>>290886277Shippers are crazy like that, they believe every kind of bond or friendship is sexual attraction.
>>290886277>>290887053As C.S. Lewis said. Those who cannot conceive of friendship as a substantive love but only as a disguise or elaboration of Eros betray the fact that they have never had a friend.
>>290864579TOPKEK
>>290887053It's funny because in the mind of haremfags, they believe every girl should be fucking them.>>290887287C.S. was talking about men who can't conceive of friendships with women, btw, which far more describes those that believe women only exist for men to fuck (sound familiar?)
>>290885820You baka I told you to bring condoms
>>290887581Haremfags just want to goon and don't impose on canon. Pretty harmless in comparison.
>>290887854Why is she pointing a gun at me?
>>290887581Saying friendship between man and woman can’t exist is shiptard behavior thoughRecently they even started saying friendship between man and man or between woman and woman doesn’t exist either and it’s automatically gayMadomagi is a prime example
>>290887897Haremfags would get mad if the girls acted in a way they didn't like.>>290887951This entire thread is all the girls wanting to fuck (You) not about friendship.
>>290888048>This thread isn’t about planet Saturn therefore everyone itt believes planet Saturn doesn’t existSasuga kyschizo
>>290887897I think someone's having a melty.
>>290864579I can't. It's not possible to fight back and I can't escape.
>>290865666Satan bros.... they got him
>>290888172Name one attractive anime girl you don't want to fuck and why you'd rather be friends with them.
Pumping and dumping Wasu.
>>290865666checked and keked
>>290888302NTA, but Revy from Black Lagoon, she'd be a good bro, but sex with her and any form of deeper relationship sounds like a nightmare.
>>290888369>he doesn't want the relationship because he thinks it will be bad >its not because he doesn't have those feelingsJust proving the point.
>>290888562I'm just not attracted to her, the relationship being bad is just a bonus.
>>290888176Yeah, some kind of puriteen freak who wants to respect the rights of fictional characters.
>>290887581>It's funny because in the mind of haremfags, they believe every girl should be fucking them.Nah that’s just some retarded ridiculous disingenuous way to describe a very normal personal fantasy
>>290888302>attractiveYou’re contradicting yourself, of course if I find a girl attractive I will be ok with fucking her. You’re so fucking retarded lmao
>>290888635That anon complaining probably thinks the girls should only fuck the other girls or stay pure.
>>290864579Get a bigger, badder evil to fight them instead.
>>290888672It’s either kyschizo or lapdog (I’m almost convinced they’re the same person at this point) both of which are known yurifags.And now that he’s here this thread is officially derailed, he WILL spam it until bump limit with retarded semantics arguments
In the mind of haremfags, they believe every girl should be fucking them.
>>290888760Fuck, we better post fun shitposts to keep the thread fun.
>>290888635>>290888654See? His quote 100% describes you because you focus solely on attraction and don't care about anything else. >>290888672Strawman. There are anime girls I want fuck and others who I think are in great relationships with men.
RintabMadokanonGachafagSteins;Gate haterSteins;Gate schizo!-AkemiACKChenalosRapidDashLapdogKyschizo
>>290888863Our sparkling zeroes…
>>290888826How the fuck did this even happen? I swear I'm a wizard.
>>290888974Who? I don’t see him on the schizo list anon posted.
Can we have at least ONE Madoka thread without the schizos being mentioned?
>>290889018Not until madokanon finds something productive to do with his life…
>>290888834>because you focus solely on attraction and don't care about anything else.No, you just used an intentionally dishonest premise and got caught and nobody fell for it. There are obvious consequences for attraction, the difference being that you work in reverse and can’t conceive of anything being the result of anything but attraction.
>replying to the same post multiple timesshaky
>>290864579Get out?I'll do to them what I did to the precure girls
>>290889074Saying you are okay with fucking any girl you find attractive is letting your bestial impulses control you.
Which meguca would you turn into a single mom?
>>290888863We need a fighting game with them as the roster. Of course their manbearpig will be Master Hand.
>>290889271None, I'll move somewhere where polygamy is legal.
>>290889344Would the megucas allow it?
>>290889208I don’t think I said that at all lol, what kind of ridiculous deflection is that? Doesn’t take a beast to have a brief fantasy
>>290889426Kinda funny that we have a dude white-knighting anime girls.
>>290889426What does "of course if I find a girl attractive I will be ok with fucking her" mean? You shouldn't want to fuck girls based on attraction alone.>>290889471>more strawmenYawn.
>>290889279Which one would be the strongest
Which meguca would bring you dykes to forcefully convert?
>>290889471He also uses the reddit guide to debating dialogue. Kek.
>>290889536ACK obviously. He is a Chris-chan tier legend on this website. The others can only dream of having his legacy.
>>290889539Kyouko, just pay her in Pringles.
>>290889550Get a room if you need to have a circlejerk therapy session with another anon about how I suck so much.
Oh no not the brat face
>gooner shitposting OP>white knightingNigga, it's like going to China and complaining about the amount of Chinese people there.
>>290889521>the other guy said itLol okay we can split hairs if you want, because technically he said “a girl” and you warped it into “any girl” - and the suite of attributes that determine sexual prospectiveness should all fall under attraction anyway. How anyone can turn this idea of having sex with a girl you’re attracted to into some kind of problem is beyond me.
>>290889564So the bigger the lolcow the stronger
>>290889656there are too many chinese people there we need another Mao
>>290889741Convo started with someone saying "whose who cannot conceive friendship as a substantive love but only as a disguise or elaboration of Eros" which describes him pretty well. Unless you think he wants to be friends with unattractive girls lol.>>290889656Don't even care about the fantasies being fantasies but let's not act like we're holier than thou.
>>290889897And your attempt to defeat his quote with an appeal to hypocrisy was to present him with a completely loaded hypothetical by asking him about a girl he's already sexually attracted to (and obviously can't have had any social context with). Are you going to ask him if he wants/has had friendships with unattractive girls?
>>290889970and really what I should say is "girls he isn't attracted to", I fell for a trick there.
>>290889970The hypothetical was open-ended enough that he could have qualified it in any way possible. Don't act like he wasn't a retard for being so gung-ho about it.But arguing about what another anon meant is just dumb. I'll let you get back to your fantasies now.
>>290890480I saw more people refer to you as such
Will you faggots stop bringing up known schizos?
>>290890573It's the schizos bringing up the schizos.
>>290888863This board needs a hero...
>>290890614They all need to an hero.
>>290890588Mostly one of them really. Most of it is him replying to himself
>>290890588>>290890627It's just the Steins;Gate shitter spamming again like always.
How would each meguca be like as a yandere for (You)?
>>290890671It's you spamming it
>>290890685The homura stalking would be crazy
>>290890724What would she do?
How and why would each meguca rape you?
>>290891195If you think about it it's literally impossible to keep anything private from Homura
>>290891932Does she know I'm thinking about big tits?
>>290891403kyoko explains outright in the show
>>290893069If she has her sights on you, how do you avoid getting raped by Kyouko?
>>290883992>>290884841>>290885820>>290887854>>290888826DISAPPEAR INTO THE NIGHT
>>290889049I have not brought up any namefag. Other anons were doing that. It's not my fault.
>>290887854Oh no, I'll just have to marry this beautiful person now
>>290893069I'm not letting her rape me.
>>290893861So you are the one doing it?
>>290893972I'm avoiding the situation entirely.
>>290882281Jeets are everywhere now.
>>290864579You now remember Guardian Hearts.
Jeets love yuriposting btwIt's the /a/ equivalent of race bait shit on boards where race bait shit doesn't get you banned on sight
/a/ used to love yuriposting. you just don't know since you're still sorta new.
>>290895126You've been saying the same objectively wrong thing for almost 15 years. I suggest trying a new gaslighting angle because nobody is buying it.
Nice thread faggots
>>290895205I'll just ignore your zoomer revisionism and keep posting about girls kissing girls.
>>290895229I don't understand this threads. I'm supposed to talk about anything but madoka?
>>290895246Because you're a jeet
>>290895246I’ll ignore this revisionism and continue to not post about a cuck fetish.
https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/60942543/#60945427Read the post, then read the year it was posted in.They have literally been using the same gaslighting tactics for over a decade.Yuritards are an insignificant part of this board and its history and the only thing that would be different if they never existed is that anons would be slightly less annoyed
So from the looks of it, this is the thread for actual discussion and the other one is for talking about cuckoldry?
>191 posts 19 imagesYes this appears to be for dense discussion and the other thread appears to be a porn dump.
>>290896267Hey, lots of discussion about cuckoldry happens on the other thread.
>>290893986How
Homura
>>290865666how did you die?
>>290899558I only want one thing and that's being married with Homura with about 2 or 3 mini homus running around.
I'm not trapped in there with them, they're trapped in here with me!
>>290900121
>>290900212Like this but Kyubey be in a bin suffering somewhere.
>>290864579I wonder if all 5 of them can stand on me at once
>>290865326What would your duties be as their slave?
>>290901487Everything that isn't wiping their asses.
>>290901663I draw the line there. Everything else...
What happens if you misbehave
>>290901898Pain
How do you escape yandere megucas?
>>290902046You don't.
>>290864579Ask childhood futa friends
>>290901487>>290901663>>290901898>>290901951When do I get to cum?
>>290902258Only with her permission.
Ughhh nooo don't turn me into magical girl property anything but that
>>290902720I can't think of a better fate.
>adopting Kyouko into your family after she loses hers>showing her love and affection>becoming her everything>end up dating another girl
I promised a meguca that I'd marry her. Joke's on her, I'm skipping town.
>>290864579First, there needs to be a reason for me to do so. And there isn't any.
>>290902720How has nobody made an inverse slave harem where a bunch of girls share one slaveThe idea is very funny, and I often think about how funny it would be. Hahaha
>>290890685>>290891195Her hearts in the right place, she's just a little zealous
>>290903716What happens if I choose not to marry homu?
>>290904410What do you mean what happens if you choose to murder poor homu in cold blood?
>>290904553What?
>>290901487Dental hygienist
Why were people expecting a happy ending to the new movie when Madoka was always supposed to be a deconstruction and Homura is meant to be a tragic character?
What would homu do if you rejected her love confession?
>>290904761Reset timeline
>>290904744They have effeminate personalities
>>290905373I order something else.>>290904822Reject her again.
>>290904553A bit of an overreaction, don't you think?
Homura just found out that you were only pretending not to notice her feelings. How fucked are you?
>>290901487Sexual relief, and forced prostitution to other megucas for grief seeds
How does one avoid getting captured by a yandere meduka?
>>290906072By being ugly or by not being a guy.
>>290906132What if they're already yandere for you?
>>290906150Then you can’t.
>>290906174What if you fake your death or wear groucho glasses and a trench coat?
>>290906174That's quitter talk.
>>290864579simple logic
>>290906856
>>290906871
>yuritranny "humor"
Can someone give me spoilers about Wasu? What time period did she exist in as a magical girl before she became a witch?
>>290865666he fags sure are loved by satan
Which meguca treats her husband the best?
>>290907495Homura. He never has to do anything by himself again and he never has to leave the house.
Magia Exedra should have a Date A Live collab>It’s a timeline where Madoka already contracted early and Homura knew she was going to reset once that becomes possible >Turns out Shido can un-meguca the megucas by kissing them like he does with spirits >Homura then tries to set up a date between him and Madoka
which meguca would snap if her feelings were neglected?
>>290865666trannies confirmed satanic if someone still had a doubt
>>290883992>>290884841I would marry them both for epic threesomes
>>290909654That's yuri tho
>>290909686Not if balls don't touch.
>>290909686Fujoschizo…
>>290909724She was right btw
How would Homu react if I disappeared a year into dating her?
>>290909744Then why do you keep spamming that the girls are gay instead of saying that they’re dating the same guy?
