you're husbando takes the porcelain throne a lets it fly with nutty taco squirts and chocolate milk bubble foam and the he strains on a massive beef log so dry that it splits his asshole like a punched lip. the smell is like a dumpster full of fetuses and discarded animal waste. you open a window to fan it out, but the stench is stained in the walls like skunk spray and cigarette smoke. you gag and vomit the partly acid-eaten pulp of a subway pedophile sandwich allover him while crying about how sorry you are. he then adds his own technicolor yawns to the repulsive mess and he pushes out one final pine cone that power dumps into the brown water in the toilet bowl. you both continue wretching in a symphonic unison of black metal plegm shrieks and moans of pain and disgust
>>290879407You sir, have just won the internet
