jiiii~
>>290961879I'll bump this straight Madoka thread by asking random meguca sex questions and posting those pics of each meguca holding a pregnancy test, in return for the other, yurifag, Madoka threads not to be shat up. Deal?
>>290961879..zz
>>290961879
>>290961879I want to mentally break her stoic image with passionate hair ruffling and bear hugs
>It's yours What do you do?
Homu sex
>>290961953If you want a "yurifag Madoka thread" where everyone has to play pretend with you, it exists. It’s called r/MadokaMagica.
>>290962052Be right back, just gonna get some milk.
>>290962052Fake my death.
How would each meguca react to getting rejected and or broken up with?
>>290961879>watches you fap
>>290961879If she wasn’t so spergy she could’ve just explained everything calmly and none of this would have happened
Not watching the gacha advertisement movie
>>290963105For what reason?
>>290962624We've already seen how Homura handles it (not well)
To make sure I do what I’m told..
>>290964123She finds it hot
Not marrying homu.
>>290964782How do you survive?
>>290965117in homu's world survival is the one thing you don't have to worry about
>>290965151What about rapes?
>>290965264As long as you're not Madoka I wouldn't worry about it
>>290962052Not getting married, that's for sure.
>>290962052Split myself in two.
>>290965690Why would Homura want Madoka specifically to get raped?
>>290966742Because she'd be the one doing the raping
Is this the megucas?
>>290966790But Homura isn’t a man. She wants to rape men, not women. You’re retarded
>>290966742It would be funny
>>290966832Why did she rape Madoka in her movie then?
>>290965690>>290966790Wrong thread, buddy.
>>290966939Were you speedwatching? They both raped a man.
>>290966944More like wrong boardHell, wrong website
>>290966986Must be a tumblr refugee from the great porn purge.
melty brewing...
>>290966969Anon why are you expecting him to have actually seen the movie
>>290961953Don't forget Vergil DISAPPEARING INTO THE NIGHT.
thigh sex
>>290966798You have severe autism
>>290967697Which meduka would react badly to that?
>>290968208You haven't answered the question
>>290967977This
ayiieeee homura stop roughly rubbing my penis with your nylons and giving it frictions burns I am very gomenasai yoo
Hell no. If any of the thread has to live, it must be this one.
>>290968946This is a trap, a lure if you will
>>290962052Celebrate the good news.
Which new character from the movie is the most CBT coded?
>>290966798Verity is deeper than Madoka
>>290974401
Verity going deep in madoka
>>290975332She can fix him
homura: builds iron farm and villager trading hall and uses flying machines and tnt duperssayaka: gets diamond armor and tools by strip mining and cave exploringmami: builds beautiful decorated homes for everyone to live inkyoko: makes sure she has as many pork chops as possible for whenever she's hungrymadoka: crying because someone killed all her piggies
>>290967977Imagine her kicking you into the ground
>>290975611
>>290973399Choka but she cries while doing it to you
>>290975653Need her to stand on me like this
>>290976337If she stepped all over me I would lose my mind to her.
Which meguca would go yandere?
>>290977091Homu
>>290976337>>290976821
Why is she like this
>>290977287I said I'd pay her 20k yen if she'd flash me
>>290977287Grooming impressionable anons into serving her
>>290977749Like me.
>>290977944
So dead today
What if you were nice to homucat and it imprinted on you
>>290978888I'd leave her behind
>>290977944Homu tummy ToT
>>290979539Made for kissing
>>290966798what the fuck am I looking at?
>>290979901Soul kino of the highest order
>>290975611AI needs to become real so I can play on this server
>>290961879Cute dork
>>290975611Kyouko and Sayaka are literally me.
How would each meguca rape you?
>>290982765>would
>>290982976Sex with Moeomu
>>290981285She's the cutest
>>290983341I want to make love to her with lots of hugging, interlocking finger hand holding and saying "i love you" over and over and make her feel wanted
>>290983590She deservers something so sweet
>>290983616>deserversdeserves
>>290983428Holy shit
>>290983631That's Madoka for ya
>>290983428How long did it take Homu to get her to do this
>>290983631The pinnacle of sexycute
i hate urobuchi and that duocurry, ruined madoka.
>>290983696Probably not longMadoka seems like the type who would love to please with photos
>>290983696>>290983743Homu didn’t do anything. She’s sending them to me. What made you think it was homu
>>290983715>i hate urobuchi and that duocurryHomura...
>>290983916It's because Homura is sending similar images to me, I think it just got lost in translation for anon
>>290983975Makes sense, subhuman gayshippers are well known for their inability to read.
>>290984033They're bi
>>290984049They are straight and are all opposed to your ideology and want it gone.
>>290984049Every "lesbian" is
PHOTOdoka
>>290984145Morning, Anon.
>>290984145But the megucas aren’t "lesbians" so that’s irrelevant
>>290984270Morning, Max
Imagine you tried running away and Homu chases you bloody murder out of your own apartment crying she's so yandere
https://x.com/sarca_sc/status/2100126477597778190
>>290984491I'd fake my death.
>>290984491What did you do to provoke her?
>>290984491Why would I be running away from her?
>>290984600I said I was gonna go get some cigarettes and be right back>WaHaHaHhahahah get back in your apartment stop don't leave StOp!!!!
>>290984658Kind of an overreaction on her part.
>>290984691Worship-able feet
How would you escape yandere Madoka.
>>290985596I want to grip her by the hips and press my fingers into her bony butt so bad. God Homura gets my blood flowing
>>290985596Is this a canon outfit
>>290986393Yeah. It's what she looks like in Kaiten
Someone give me a quick rundown on Wasu and her backstory.
>>290986848Proto Madoka that is looking for herself
Sexy Devil
>>290975611Why do I feel like the final two are connected
>>290987692Pure coincidence
>tfw Homu will never kill me >Tfw
What if I told homu that I don't want to marry her?
>>290988512Kill myself
>>290985596Need my balls flattened under those heels. it had to be said
>>290988512Evil
Pumping Devil Homura and dumping her when she demands that you marry her.
>>290989849Why?
Do people on 4chan still care about Madoka?
>>290991965Yes, sometimes to an obsessive degree.
>>290985596I love these finger loop gloves/sleeves that Japan puts in everythingRough handjob now
>>290985596>>290987623She knows what she's doing. She knows exactly what she's doing. >All the power in the world>Gotta look sexyAnd she's right. Sex appeal can be its own form of power. >>290992045>>290991965You're here forever.>Get disappointed by the movie>Initial shock wears off>Get better>Come back
gacha movie
>>290993243>She knows what she's doing. She knows exactly what she's doing.It will always be funny to me how according to reddit the girls hugging or holding hands is "yuri undertones" but for some fucking reason Homura giving herself a literal succubus design isn't "het undertones"
What happens if you reject homu's love confession?
>>290991965I do.
>>290995257So you've chosen death
>>290995257We’ve seen Homura threaten to kill herself when she starts losing before, so…
>>290997745that was a tactical maneuver
Forehead
Cute forehead
the madoka franchise... has died
>>291002313We are going to live forever
Looping again...
loop
magical girl site is the superior deconstruction
>>291005519Is that yuritrash
>>291006570*isn’t
>>291006570The MC fucks her own sister in the end and her brother gets raped in the ass repeatedly.
>>291006754So much for being superior
>>291008102Sexy Kyouko.
>>290994662Reddit is full of incoherent mentally ill retards that's why. They think every anime girl under the sun is gay, they even have an entire board about that
How do we fix the madoka magica problem
>>291009811Madoka itself has nothing to fix.If you're referring to the community, as usual TFD and TTD is the answer
Homura: OpenTTDKyoko: factorioMami: sim citySayaka: Minecraft moddedMadoka: slime rancher
>>291010154>Homu>OpenTTDRight where she should be
Madoka: OpenTTDHomura: OpenTKDKyoko: OpenTDDMami: OpenTNDSayaka: OpenTFD
Faking your death after promising to marry homu.
>>291008102Too big
>>291011663Based.
>>291008102Too small
Homura won
>>291016607my heart (and balls)
>>291008102Mmm
Homura… its.. over
>>290966798Yes
Where did the other Kyouko redesign go
To my bed
So why do you all want to abandon Homura with child?
>>291023807In your dream, Homu>>291024154The prospect of creampieing Homura and then not needing to deal with the consequences is alluring to some people
>>291023787I'd struggle to resist going primal if she showed me her tan lines in person like that
Homura is yandere for you and is forcing you to marry her. How do you escape?
>>291025716I don't
>>291025716Stop datamining, homura
Stop necrobumping this shitty thread
Seething for what reason exactly?
>>291023807>reddit humor
Don't simp for her, She has weak heart genes
why do japs bother making a whole ass movie and then not bother with simultaenous global release
>>291028941Her heart is STRONG>>291028948SHAFT barely gives a shit about people outside Japan and Aniplex fucked up somewhere along the way.Speaking of does the US website still say it's coming out in 2026?
what the fuck are you talking about
>>291023807>>291023823Homura has such a cute smile
>>291028948Did Rebellion even make that much money outside of Japan? It's not like they really need to do a global release from their perspective
>>291029020A simul theater release makes more money than people torrenting it
>>291028573But the only bad post is >>291023807
>>291029218Bro thinks nobody notices
>>291029218>>291029231meds
>>291029288I took mine already
>>291029310Clearly you should take them again
>>291029326So wait, do you think all the anons that make fun of you are all from France or do you think they’re all a single person samefagging and that person is from France?Legitimately asking cuz I haven’t been following
>>291029363Stop looking at our vehicle
>ournigga
How do pregnant megucas get grief seeds?
What happens if you choose not to marry homu?
>>291031275 You look autistic
>>291031449Self-awareness much?
>>291031613Nigga I asked you to explain what the fuck you were talking about hours ago and you just keep replying to yourself instead
yuri
>>291031700I wasn't replying to myself.Lmao.
2 breeds ?
france raped me as a child
>>291032419Autistic posting style
>>291029413Do you think he didn’t reply because deep down he knows how ridiculous his narrative sounds to everyone else?
Impregnating homu then disappearing.
>>291033275I will only fulfill the first part of this post.
>>291033275That's not very white of you.
>>291033275Don't disappear on Homu
>>291033560Why?
I choose not to marry Homu.
>>291033580It's evil
>>291033729Still doing it, especially if she's in love with me.
>>291033865Evil itself...
>>291034010And I will never return to her.
Based for being a psychopath but cringe for targeting homu
Water homu
>adopting Kyouko into your family after she loses hers>showing her love and affection>becoming her everything>end up dating another girl
>>291035168>…because Kyouko is bringing you other girls to turn you into a harem MC
>>291035168This but with Mami
>>291035168>...and then you killed yourself
>>291033275Fuck off, Vergil.
Meguca harem
>>291038512This but im their servant….
>>291040240That is still haremkino as long as they make you fuck them
>>291040240Being a foreverial teenage magical girl team's pet and slave passed around them like a blunt must be absolute heaven. I literally can't think of anything better. Oh wait, I can. Magical girl-ocracy no darkies allowed.
There is something you guys don’t understand when you say you want to marry megucas. You lack critical information.A meguca will stay a meguca all her life. Even as an adult, she will still have to fight to get grief seeds. But that’s the thing, if you get her pregnant, a meguca will be unable to fight properly for a few months. This means she needs another way to get grief seeds for that time, and the only other way is to trade for them with other megucas.And here’s the thing, most of the time, the only thing your meguca will have to trade that other megucas will be interested in will be… you.That’s right, a lot of megucas struggle to form a stable relationship due to basically living in a different world compared to men. Those can get very pent up and not all of them are willing to resort to reverse rape. A lot of them will be willing to pay grief seeds to other megucas in exchange for sex with their man instead. Reverse prostitution is very common in meguca circles. So if you’re planning on getting your meguca pregnant… I hope you’re ready to pay the price with your body while she can’t fight. Oh, most of the time they play it fair, the usual price is one grief seeds for an hour. If you have a place where you can receive your clients, more often than not it will go well. If you go to her place though… be careful. Sometimes there are traps, you will enter and find yourself surrounded with megucas who will gang reverse rape you until you break, and you’re very unlikely to ever recover. It’s safer to have a meguca you trust (such as your wife) scout the area for magical signals beforehand to make sure there aren’t multiple megucas present (unless that was part of the agreement). Speaking of… yeah. Some of them are into weird shit, and since they’re the clients, you can’t really refuse anything unless that was an explicit no as part of the advertising. Some are willing to pay extra seeds for it, too.(cont)
>>291041257So yeah… if you go to her place and end up finding another man there and being told you both will team up the meguca, that’s something you gotta be prepared for. If this happens to you you better pray she’s just a very horny girl and not a fujo. I don’t think I need to elaborate here.Same goes for other kinky shit they might be into. Most of the time they will avoid permanent damage on your body to avoid conflict with your meguca, but you never know. It’s best to be as explicit as possible with your boundaries before the deal is made.You may also want to look out for traps. There are clandestine magical girl organizations that lure prostitutes in to abduct them and relocate them to some warehouses in another town where they’re subjected to forced labor. It can be very hard for your meguca to locate you let alone bust you out if you get caught, since she’s usually pregnant. In general if the client asks to borrow your phone for any reason, it’s a red flag. Confiscating it to prevent you from calling your meguca is the first thing they do.And of course, you gotta keep in mind that you’re doing all of it for HER, for your meguca, your wife, even if it can be psychologically demanding to feel like you’re cheating on her. No matter what happens, she’s the one you truly loves, and the only reason why you have to resort to that.So, anon, do you think you can do it? Are you ready for this eventuality? It’s something you need to consider if you want to start dating a meguca. It’s better to think it over now than to be forced to do it later.Just sayin’.
Is there a place where I can watch the new movie with eng subs?
>>291041583Taiwan.
>>291041583My basement. Come in
>>291042996A home theater? Oh boy sign me up!
Imagine if meduka was a harem anime and (You) were the protagonist. How fucked would you be?
>>291044122My balls would have shriveled into the size of raisins and my dick would be whittled down to a stump due to the copious amount of SEX they'd force me to undertake
I want to stick my dick in crazy.
>>291044807I want to stick a spear in you.
>>291044807There is nothing in this life that I desire more than to bottom out in Homura's pussy on a dangerous day
>>291045790Sex
>>290977944tummy...
>>291044456They look so warm and squishy. Imagine being smothered by all of them at once
>>291044807You're alive?
>>291044456Heart.
What are some good meguca artists that take commissions and are ok with ecchi/kinky stuff
How would Homura react to you disappearing on her when your relationship gets serious?
>>291050546She would have trust issues for life
>>291050841At least I'm not getting hunted down.
>>291051040Kyouko would be more likely to do that
>>291051632And if she finds you?
>>291051988She will make sure she will never lose you again
>>291044807>>291044963Holy shit, I missed you guys.
>>291052260I think this is the first time since February I've seen >>291044807 postThreads feel empty without it
>>291044122I just pretend to be dense, there's no way anything could go wrong, right?
>>291052423>would
>Magical girl genre has been reduced to pedo old men salivating over underage girls and drawing them as sex objectsGrim.
>>291052639Always has been, you’re not the target audience
>>291052706>Always has beenNah, it only changed with the Sailor Moon manga inviting all the yuritroons in and serving as the inspiration for Madoka. Original audience was teen girls and fujos.
>>291052841Nah.You, yurifags, are still not the target audience.
>Fujo and the sperg are starting to fight againI need popcorn
>>291052059How?
Shit thread
>>291053255That other woman you have your eyes on? She is now Kyouko-ojousama’s slave and the only way to have her is to get with Kyouko
Sayaka has just found out that you were only pretending to be dense about her feelings for you and now she's snapped. How do you escape?
>>291053920I actually AM that dense, though.
>>291053920I kiss her and run away
>>291053920How the fuck are you retards entertained by the same retarded hypotheticals over and over again? This is why this thread has had to be necrobumped 8 times
>>291054057The other thread gets necrobumped more though.But I agree, no idea why that anon posts the same things over and over again. Reminds me of the one from the other thread making cuck and gay jokes every thread like a basedteen, or the guy copypasting his off topic schizo posts over and over againRitual posting is low IQ behavior. I have no idea what compels a man to post the same things over and over like this
>>291054057No one has anything to talk about with Madoka todayThere's a reason both threads are fucking dead. There's like 4, maybe 5 people up right now and none of them have anything to talk about. I guess there's the audio commentary, which I saw a few people talk about on twitter today, but everyone already argued about that a few threads back and is old news by this pointIf there was anything to talk about at least 1 of the two threads up would've already passed bump limit
>>291054125>But I agree, no idea why that anon posts the same things over and over again.What else is there to talk about?
>>291054166No idea. Ever since the movie came out we have had forced threads constantly even though we have nothing to discuss
>>291054196Well if you have no better solution than who gives a shit if some guy keeps asking the same questions?Unless you think this thread should die than there's no reason to complain about >>291053920
>>291054231The point is, threads shouldn't be made if there's nothing to talk about. You don't need to talk for the sake of talking. /a/ isn't meant to be used like /vg/. If there's nothing to discuss anymore on a certain topic, you stop having threads for it. You don't keep making threads and parade them around like a corpse despite not having any new topics. That makes it a general.
>>291054231Personally I would rather have no threads than forced ones, but the autist who made the other one won't stop making them anyway and he's much worse than the ritual poster from this oneAt least here it's only one person and the other posts are unique, the other thread is literally all recycled garbage
>>291054231Complaining about thread quality in an obvious shitpost thread is a whole new level of retarded.
>>291054296How is this a shitpost thread
>>291054306Looks like it was made to farm reaction images.
>>291054254Yeah I'd have to agree with that and I've been necrobumping both threads a bit here and there. Really Madoka threads becoming like a general has been a disaster for everyone, but that's been going on for way longer than the new movie being out, and it's never going to change as long as 4chan exists.>>291054282We are talking about this thread
>>291054337What does that even mean
13 years since Rebellion and 4chan being pretty much dead is the reason why 3 weeks after a new Madoka movie threads are up for half a week with nothing to talk aboutThe only way for these threads to get active again consistently is if we get another tv anime as a sequel to Kaiten, but who knows if that will happen and if 4chan will still exist by that point
>>291054296Meduka threads are always full of faggots who take things way too seriously. Wannabe janny motherfuckers.
>>291054496The ones complaining are the Steins;Gate fans shitting up the thread again.
>>291054524Not exactly sure about that. The fags complaining are acting like meduka threads are sacred and no shitposting or fun is allowed.
>>291054592Yeah and in reality t's a false flagging Steins;Gate loser mad that Madoka still has a thread up and his dead series doesn't.
>>291054654That could be it.
>>291054496ThisShitposting here and there is fun and complaining about a guy asking how you'd run away from being raped by Sayaka or whatever is nothing but annoying.
Everyone does the same shit every thread anyway so who cares?
>>291054817Just get the shitty S;G fans out and the thread will be slower but will stop having whiny posts in it.
>>291054817Complaining about fun shitposts really is annoying. What the fuck do they think 4chan even is? A hub for serious and "mature" discussions?
>>291054918It's neckbeards that see themselves as smarter than they actually are.
>>291054853I wish we could Anon>>291054918>What the fuck do they think 4chan even is? A hub for serious and "mature" discussions?Yeah I don't get it either. Bitching about people posting things you don't like doesn't change anything so I just don't see the point. This place isn't that serious
>>291055154>Yeah I don't get it either. Bitching about people posting things you don't like doesn't change anything so I just don't see the point. This place isn't that seriousYeah, meguca threads attract them like flies to a carcass. They're always acting like the thread quality police in a site made for screaming into the void. They're probably from some other kind of social media platform and expect praise.
How would you avoid getting raped by yandere homu?
>>291055552That's the thing, I wouldn't.
>>291055602Then it's not rape now, is it?
>>291055644and there you go
>>291055552I play dead like an opossum.
>>291053920Eh? Nandatte?
>>291055552I don't
Camrips?
>>291055900we already watched it so we don't bother posting it anymore
>>291055552Leave her on a park bench and run away
How do you avoid getting raped by Madoka.
>>291056122cry
>>291056122Consent. That'll teach her!
>>291056122Who would want to be raped by Madoka anyway?
>>291056215>Who would want to be rapedThat's why it's rape.
Stop resisting
>>291056773What happens if I don't?
>>291056937she will back off and leave you alone
>>291056966That was easy.
>>291056014i don't think that's going to work unless you're madoka
>>291057075It isn't going to work long term for Madoka anywayMight as well do the same thing she did
I have a confession to make... I might be a homusexual.
>>291057192Op ...
>>291057192Everyone...but Madoka
