Volume 66The New threeChapter 631: Cell Number 7https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/274143504Previous thread:>>290966612
>>290990131last nugget of narusaku. btw
>>290990209>isn't my pa amazing? he abandoned me for 17 years just to return for 30 minutes to die again ttebayo
>>290990268>paid attention to sakura first N.O.T.I.C.E.D.
B&W
>>290990297I knew it was coming but still, this fucking page
>>290990356Saibros...Yamatobros....
>>290990353Sasusaku shippers were eating well that night.and forever after
>>290990297Narutards, what does naruto's reaction imply here?
why didn't minato used sage mode while fighting obito and kyubi?
Done!
>>290990637Thanks, comfy OP!
>>290990313Yeah those random samurai guys and the root of all the evils of the Ninja world... His blood-soaked hands cannot be washed so easily
>>290990131Kishi is a psychopath.
>>290990620>I leave sasuke to you baka. he's not a kid or a pet. he's older than naruto. damn. what's with sasuke's infantilization. it's looks sappy
>>290990743*shaking my head
You know. I'm glad I had to stop watching this show after Tsunade arc as a teenager. For years on end my memory of Sasuke, Kakashi, sharingan and Itachi was not tainted by the shitshow that is Sasuke's retrieval arc and shippuden. I was exposed to shippuden in college and decided not to watch it on tv because it was on a later arc and I didn't want spoilers. But the few episodes I watched completely turned me off.
Not a single emotional moment in the past 200 chapters. Uncle Moto is DONE!
tumbleweeds won
>>290990209I never understood this
>Tumbleweed in Japanese is 回転草 (kaitengusa)Could work as a Naruto character
>>290990356This is actually what I really like about the war and what Kishi did. No one, in a million fucking years, would have ever predicted this when Sasuke first came out of the ground with his new eyes. It was really unexpected to have Sasuke actually "change sides" and aid in the fight against Obito and Madara. It made Sasuke a lot less annoying too.
>>290990810Many years after college I ended up reading major plot points on narutopedia. And many years later after that I watched the whole thing to actually see how it plays out and ends.
>>290990241Sound4bros, even the HOKAGE are copying our jutsu.
>>290990167>>290990297Actual comedic moments at last.
I remember dropping shippuuden because Naruto and co were now older than me.
>>290990356>thanks for the healing Sakura, now you can rest up>HOW DARE YOU IMPLY THAT I'M A WEAK WOMYN YOU SEXIST MISOGYNISTIC PIG Way to overreact, you fucking bitch.
>>290990661>um ackshually Sasuke killing those samurai didn't matter because we never even learned their namesSasukefags are genuine sociopaths.
>>290990297Why is Hinata not reacting at all?
>>290991027>male (i assume) getting angry at how a man writes a woman heh. and huh.
>>290990908Sasuke barely has any genuine goals after the summit. He just does whatever the plot wants to do. That's not a good thing.
>>290991085dishwasher moment
>>290991165>retard (i assume) thinks you can't criticize a female character if it's written by a manYou're a dumb moron
>>290991229you can. go ahead.
>>290990661>it's ok to slaughter nameless people because we don't know themLiteral sociopath. Holy fuck. He also killed that one Kumo guy spying on them, or at least contributed to killing him since it could have been Jugo or something. Also I guess attempted murder is ok too.>tried to kill Sakura>tried to kill Naruto>tried to kill Kakashi>tried to kill Bee>was indifferent to killing karin>there is not a single person on the planet that gives a fuck about him killing Danzo, he was a meanie after all!
>>290991276>>tried to kill Sakura>>tried to kill Naruto>>tried to kill Kakashi>>tried to kill Beeall those people tried to kill/attack him too.and we sure he tried to KILL them. we don't know.
>Sasuke is pure - KishimotoThere. That's all. No point of discussion.
>>290990209So he can just do that? How do we even respond at this point, Solo God bros?>>290990297>insert laugh trackNah but seriously...WTF was Kishi thinking?
>Sasuke is puree - Keshimoto
>>290990089>Yeah I just left kunai all over the world two decades ago and they're still thereor>Yeah I stopped by that random island to leave a kunai there on my way here.
>>290991085she doesn't give a shit about anything other than Naruto
>>290991473hehe
Rating Naruto arcs (anime)Intro arc - 7/10Zabuza arc - 7.5/10Chunin exam - 8/10Itachi attack - 7/10Tsunade arc - 6/10Sasuke retrieval - 6.5/10Gaara rescue - 4/10Tenchi bridge - 2/10Kakuzu/Hidan - 5/10Sasuke search + rain village - 7/10Pain fight - 5.5/105K summit - 3/10War arc first half - 4/10War arc second half - 3.5/10
>>290990131you see, NaruSakus weren't delusional, they were actively deceived. Kishi you shameless fucker.
>>290990902Kaitengusa is a mysterious character.His clan is distantly related to the Uchiha similarly to how the Uzumaki are related to the Senju. He thus also shares an uncanny resemblance to Sasuke, with the only distinction being his skin tone that he has inherited from his clan, and of course the lack of Sharingan eyes.Kaitengusa's clan hails from the Land of Excrement. Kaitengusa was abandoned by his mother and he was left wondering until he arrived at the Land of Kangaroos.His clan's Kekkei Genkai is カレー遁(Kareeton, lit. "Curry Release"). Unlike regular Ninjutsu which is powered by Chakra, his Kareeton Jutsu is powered by a powerful force known as Izzat.Unfortunately, a villain by the name of Carrot crossed over from another world and joined forced with Sakon, one of the Sound ninja. Together, these two VILLAINS completely mindbroke Kaitengusa and left him powerless without any Izzat to fuel his jutsu. He is now on a journey to avenge himself and recover what was stolen from him.
>>290990356oh yes Sakura the ninja who has never casted one singular ninjutsu in the entire series
>>290990150>Orochimaru is the one who summoned us.This is the proudest day of Hiruzen's li-uhh, unlife?
>>290990167Cucked by his own world domination plan.
>>290991418>So he can just do that? How do we even respond at this point, Solo God bros?Itachi could have done that too if he sealed half of Kurama with Totsuka, and he wouldn't even have to die.
>>290991315He pointed a raikiri at Sakura, Naruto saved her in the nick of time.Bee was defending himself.
>>290990620>>290990637Last pages are kinda cringe deus. Looks like Nart just want alone time with his brother-boyfriend Sauce. I would remove Sakura's dialogue, we already know she's strong. Instead I would just make naruto say let's go sasuke, sakura and make a big panel of them standing together aura farming.
>>290990505Naruto is still the protagonist, in case you forgot. Sasuke is a giant piece of shit at this point, Kishi is just ramping it up for the Final Valley, that's all.
>>290991800>NarutoWho?
>>290990503This is where Minato's character begins to plummet
>only remember 5% of Naruto plot but that means I don't have to participate in powerscaling or shipping wars feels good.
>>290990241>dozens of timesWait, so... you just need Orochimaru's Sound 48 to contain THE TEN TAILS?
>>290990241Sasuke is flashing his bussy to Naruto and Sakura here.
>>290990131Kek what do you even say about this page
>>290991185I wouldn't be so uncharitable to Sasuke's development here. He was full avenger, then he understood things a bit better thanks to Itachi and tried to be The Benevolent Dictator. It's not bad, and having it subvert muh darkness for something a bit more well thought is certainly refreshing.
Who has >Be Sasuke Uchiha copypasta?
>>290990241>takes four hokage class shinobi to createHow often does the Leaf have those just lying around
>>290990167>AT LAST!!!!!, HASHIRAMA COME AND FUCK MY BOY-PUSSSY!!!>that reaction face
>>290990356Okay, ninja Kairi
>>290990131>even after hinata outright says she loves him, naruto is still a sakurachadHina is such a happy kek!
>>290990131>>290990408I know Kishi's trying to joke here, but it doesn't work. Naruto is all about dramatic cinema, we have pages of Naruto characters showing their emotions. Relationships, bonds, that's the only thing that should be taken seriously here. It's the reason why NaruSaku shippers took that seriously, NaruHina shippers were offended by that too, not to mention Kishi didn't bothered to draw Naruto reacting to Hinata's confession.
>>290991085she's not part of the team, just like tenten.
>>290990131Narusakusisters... We just won.
>>290992085What development? He's still a full on edgelord, but now he just follows what Itachi wants without him having personal views. He never understand his own mistakes, either. He's a fucking dogshit character.
>>290990167lol
>>290992423>He's a fucking dogshit character....but enough about Naruto Uzumaki
>>290990131remember, Kishi tried to claim Naruto and Sakura developed a sibling bond by this point in the story.
>>290990356they finally acknowledge this incredible coincidence.
>>290990167this is pretty much madara's ideal world; both he and hashirama in edo tensei form so they can fight literally forever
>>290991027she didn't say that
Reminder. Kishi married in 2003. Oda said Kishi's wife resembles Sakura.2003 isn't even a beginning of shippuden
>>290990209oh ok, kishi made the coolest looking character in the series into an ugly glowing yellow thing
>>290990284What's Hinata's expression trying to convey?>>290990637>>290990356Arigatou, OP!
>>290990241
>>290990268>...>that chick I tried to murder, huh.
fuark kishimoto i'm gonna miss you when you die form heart attack
>>290990167I like how Madara and Hashirama still see each other as friends, but their life philosophy have diverged so radically they can't in good conscience just have a drink together anymore. it makes for an interesting dynamic between them, where they channel their bond into fighting. it's like their form of goofing off together. Mada hams up his villainy whenever Hashi is around, and Hashi hams up his heroics in turn.
>>290990313Shino's dialogue only makes sense if you take his filler brotherhood with Danzo's body guard into equation.Otherwise him saying this just comes across as very bootlick-ish.
>>290990209I remember rivers of bullshit that page caused.
>>290990131Does this confirms Kushina used to beat the shit out of Minato too?
>>290990356>yeah ok whatever idc
>>290990131why did kishi do it bros
>>290990167look how happy he is awwww
>>290990089>My name is Namikaze Minato. Brace yourself for my character assassination
>>290991085Why would she?She's not allowed to have strong opinions on Sasuke.>>290991527They are delusional because the bait was clearly low effort and they fell for it anyway.
>>290992868lols
>>290992684Kishi sure has some weird views on friendship
>>290991567Chakra scalpel, Summoning and healing are all ninjutsu.
>>290992480>Naruto and Sakura developed a sibling bondIf they did then Naruto would probably backtalk Sakura when she's being a bitch to him. Instead, whenever she calls him an idiot he just goes "Awww please don't be like that Sakura-chan :(" like a whipped faggot. It's just unpleasant to see. God I fucking hate the character writing in this series.
>>290990661>>290991056>>290991276>>290991315>>290991673>1 thousands failed attempts at killing characters the audience and story actually cares about>Only actual kills are a 100% evil political figure and faceless nobodies, the story acts like nothing of value was lost in like 3 chapters after their deathsOh, but I'm supposed to believe Sasuke is actually a serious and threatening villain because he made some malicious faces a couple of times.
>>290990131Only freaks could read this as pro NaruSaku. A girl being like your mom should not mean you want to fuck her
>>290992244I don't think this works when Hinata doesn't have an inkling of jealousy towards Sakura and never (intentionally) humiliating herself for their sake.
>>290990131Do forgive my autism, but I never understood why people took this page as an example of Kishi baiting the shippers. Sakura was clearly pissed at the concept of being Naruto's girlfriend, and to me it always felt like Naruto just wanted to show off in front of his dad that he has a female friend. I'm pretty sure he would've said "yeah she's my girlfriend" even if Ino was the one healing him or something.
>>290990167If only I cared about these dead guys
>>290993151Not very Freudian of you
>>290990825Thank you tumbleweeds for winning and archiving shart threads quickly.
Minato used to be my favorite character. War arc made him a goofy Naruto2_final4354554.psd copyThen upon rereading I realized Minato could have raised his son, but instead he decided to kill himself to spend 5 minutes with him in the future and 30 minutes for Kushinato chat with Naruto, because muh mother knows best I can't replace a mom waah. Then his one-shot came and it was Kushina filled. Kushina naming Rasengan was heartwarming, though.Waiter water, there's Kushina in my Minato.
>>290993229>>290991557You're a dumb samefagging retard.
>>290993196The headcanon that Naruto moved on from Sakura after the fake confession was pretty strong at the time, this showed that Naruto was still interested in her and not on Hinata, so they took what they could get.
>>290993103If Sasuke wandered around slashing everyone's throats that would be unforgivable for his character. Kishi played safe so Sasuke could be saved from darkness
>>290992583she's jealous of Naruto's boyfriend of courseshe didn't even react jealous when Naruto called Sakura his "kinda" girlfriend a few pages ago because that was a joke
>>290993196>Sakura was clearly pissed at the concept of being Naruto's girlfriendShe's just tsundere uwu
>>290993274>has rasengan>has shadow clones>has kyuubi mode>can summon frogs>has sage modeWhat makes this worse is that one of the later chapters tries to insist that "just because Naruto has super talented parents doesn't means he's born with natural talent", even though he's a fucking carbon copy of Minato minus FTG.
>>290990131>Naruto is my sonNo reaction>>290990150>Orochimaru summoned usNo reaction>>290990297>I want to be hokageComically shocked facesWorst chapter ever
>>290993274Is there any greater humiliation than being so boring Sexistmoto would rather write about your wife (in a good light) over you?
NaruSaku doesn't feel brother-sister coded, unless naruto wanted to fuck his sister.meanwhile good brother sister relationships > bulma goku> yuji nobara>luffy nami
>>290990150>stat
>>290993520People say that because that's how Sakura treats Naruto, but Naruto obviously doesn't see her as a sister.Maybe, after the war but not now.
>>290993605>Maybe, after the warDo they ever even interact after the war outside of The Last
>>290990209How does Minato have 9tmode though...
>>290990297probably the dumbest thing Soske ever said
>>290990209Mind you, the bullshit regarding Minato is only getting started.
>>290990297>>290993700YeahRight now, he only has EMS. 2 kage working together should still be able to stomp him, and yet he thinks he can become a new hokage that can tear down the current system.
>>290993670he sealed half the ninetails (the good side of him, idk why he gave naruto the evil side) in himself or something I think
>>290990209>Minato needs to power up in order to keep up with the other 3 hokagesSomehow Kishi thought this was a good feat
>>290990209So if tailed beasts can be split in two, does that mean you could make a whole squad of jinchuuriki with just one?
>>290990356What is sasuke thinking at Naruto's proclamation>shit I just got here, what the fuck do you mean reunion, I knew I should have landed somewhere else
Readers were expecting the four hokage to go wild against Madara Obito and Ten Tails>>290990227>>290990241But all they do for now and the next three or four chapters is holding a barrierWhat a way to kill the hype
>>290993653Sarada gaiden
>>290993858New generation is better than the old gen, that's the message
>>290990241Rock Lee was too mesmerized by the fact the barrier was red to pay attention to anything else for a while
>>290990339This is the only exchange between Hashirama and Naruto.
>>290990313>Yeah well you guys are all fodder tier so you can suck my nuts
>>290992684You sound gay and retarded. No offense.
>>290990089>Sakura meets his father while healing him, they are a single unityeah I mean the signs were there, at this point Hinata is still just a girl with a crush and Naruto has shown zero (0) romantic interest in herI don't have a dog in this fight, I'm just noooticing.
>>290990131>.....these two do NOT end up together btw
>>290990131>he even draws Hinata shittyyou CAN'T say the signs weren't there
>>290993229You realize that includes the previous thread for this general, right?
>>290990131A much BETTER joke would've been Naruto casually saying she confessed to her and he turned her down (which literally is what happened the last time they spoke at length), then Sakura getting mad at that giving the wrong impression.
>>290990356Stfu bitch nobody cares
>>290990241>Rashomon Gates >Barrier Formation What is up with Hashirama using the same moves as the Sound 4?
>>290990284>he just keeps cutting to hastily drawn Hinata who is clearly reacting from clear across the battlefieldShe isn't even THERE
>>290990227All this cool shit vintage Hokage could do and Naruto can't, worse he was cucked out of the Hokage seat, not even 6 years in charge.
>>290990356>Fully recovered all of Naruto's chakra>doesn't even seem tired and will fully recover on her own in "just a bit"Massive Sakura upscale.
>>290994206Why do shipfags act smart about proudly taking low quality baiting from the author?Like, you realize you're being played and thinking exactly like how Kishimoto wanted you to think, right?
>>290990313>you think we can just forgive and forget what you've done?what sasuke has done>gone awoland we are just going off Naruto's word that Sasuke left of his own volition, I mean he was drugged and put in a sealed jar and carried out of the village>killed the village's number one enemyunequivocally he could have probably gone home at this point and just lied about being in SuperRoot that even Sai doesn't know about and been lauded as a hero>took his time I guess in reporting back home after killing Orochimaru?Sasuke, where the fuck have you been? I know you never even got promoted to chuunin and are still basically only good at catching cats for old ladies, but failure to report for Rank D missions is a crime punishable by death!
>>290993151>Only freaks could read this as pro NaruSaku. A girl being like your mom should not mean you want to fuck herNaruto's mom told Naruto to pick a girl like herself and not a weirdo. That was another shameless shipbait.
>>290993151How to tell people you're single without saying you're single
>>290994595Freud...
The fact everyone already know/don't care about Naruto's parentage is a travesty of writing
>>290993365>Kishi played safeThat's a nice way of saying he pussied out and didn't want to make Sasuke a competent villain that would later have to face the consequences for his actions.
>>290993307So far Naruto only tried to flirt with Sakura.
>>290993151it means Nard has the same taste as his father. he never once thought of Hinata the same way as Sakura.
>>290993103It'd be funny if Cloud never forgave him for killing J. Would be a nice touch and not make the universe feel so static.
>>290994628B-But Sasuke?
I don't care if NaruSaku is a troll ship, it's genuinely feels like Naruto just waits for Sakura to say yes naruto you can fuck me. But since Sakura doesn't love him he grows out of it. Oh and there's Hinata available.
>>290993151>A girl being like your mom should not mean you want to fuck herBoys aged 3 and up want to "fuck" their mom and develop a crush on her. It's called oedipus complex. There's also a science of kids seeking partners resembling their mom/dad
>>290990356Legitimately ZERO hypeSasuke should have arrived deflecting some big Madara attack with his own Susan or something, it would have been the first time everyone on the battlefield saw Sasuke use a technique that they have only seen Madara use
>>290994628Naruto's parentage was a mystery to no one, not even the readers.
>>290990810>sasuke ruined by his own arcit was the coolest he ever looked
>>290990131What would Kushina do if she saw Sakura hitting Naruto?
>>290991497>chuunin arc which begins the irreparable damage to the worldbuilding and greater lore, over prime naruto, the zabuza arcbait used to be believable
>Umm guys I'm ackshually good now I'm on your side mmkayLol
>>290992148it's actually pretty underwhelming for a technique that requires four hokageit's just a big barriercan they at least also trap madara in it while they work out a plan?you'd think a technique that requires four hokage would be like that meteor from before, can they just summon a large destructive jutsu like that to destroy the TT? I mean the battlefield is endlessly big, you can't tell me they're scared of collateral damage so this barrier must ACTUALLY be the only jutsu that requires the use of four hokage
Minato really doesn't care about seeing Naruto for the first time in 17 years. No excitement at all. He can't wait to join Kushina and make more uzumaki babies. crying.
>>290992498how will they know when a clash is over? in fact how did they end before, if madara was "never put on his back"? madara just stopped being mad and walked away?
You're gonna be a great dishwasher, Hinata
>>290992684this is pure headcanonhashi hasn't "changed" at all since seeing madaramadara is appropriately excited as it's his first time realizing Hashi was Edo'd toowhat you typed just sounds like that some fat fujo reads as she masturbates
>>290995211Shut up
>>290993472doesn't he have speed feats by the end where they're saying he's as fast as minato anyway also?
>>290993729>>290990209oh, that came so out of nowhere and made so little sense i didn't realize it wasn't nardo
>>290990356>Do you see me as some weak female who can't keep up with you two?Is this a rhetorical question?
Why do people think Sasuke is a good character or shonen rival?
>>290994404Troll ship makes more sense than canon Narusaku > Naruhina
>>290993948man, Gai sure is studioushe just happens to know about every old legend and jutsu that has never been used in 100 years right so he can mug for the camera and dump expositionweird, he's like kakashi's age, and has no notable feats other than I guess being strong enough to casually solo madara later, damn, he's like the all-time greatest taijutsu user ever when does he have time to read about all this shit? I never saw a book in his face when he was doing handstands around the village, I mean he's a hard worker type, literally why does he know all this shitanyway weird that the hokage never mention him, he's basically the strongest hand to hand fighter on the planet, he could clearly have given kaguya a run for her money, Gai should be fucking hokage
>>290995319Because he appears right after beginning, motivates Naruto to become stronger, and acts like a deuteragonist, grows alongside Naruto, and moves the plot
>>290992684Based fujo
>>290994404this post makes no sensehow can I be a >shipfagin the same sentence that we agree I'm taking intentional ship bait from the author? it's not headcanon or crackshipping if the author is openly acknowledging the ship, retard
>>290995195You jest, but Naruto effectively tells her to go back to the kitchen in the kindest way possible whenever she tries to do anything in the battlefield after they are married.
>>290995325Minato seeing Kushina in Sakura doesn't make their relationship any better.
>>290990150choji looking weird in that one panel
Hinata marrying Naruto is the worst ending for her, and doesn't affect Naruto at all. He still becomes a hokage, she has lost all her ambitions, she's is a hyuuga heir, why is her last name uzumaki. What does she even do as a heir? Hinata Uzumaki from Hyuuga clan? Why didn't she kept her last name?
>>290995426I wasn't talking specifically about you.
>>290994731it's funny because he was unequivocally headed that waylike 50 chapters ago I think we all were thinking on first read that he was headed for a direct clash with the protagonists eventuallythe orochimaru scrolls that change sasuke's entire life goals in an instant, the ones that jugo and rain man found by accident when they were breaking random walls (to be fair, those two do destroy a lot of walls)
>>290995211>I think these guys are friends>"you just want to imagine them having sweaty bareback gaysex"holy self-report
>>290995426The author openly acknowledges SasuKarin and it's 100% Crack though.
>>290995026people have been saying, "hey, maybe naruto's father is this secret fourth hokage guy they never show us" since like, what... zabuza arc?
>>290990297Remember when the Konoha 12 met together to discuss taking Sasuke out themselves? Remember when that felt like it could have developed into something? Remember when the Konoha 12 weren't just gag characters? Remember when Choji got character development in his fight with the Sound 4 only to get the same exact development over again fighting zombie Asuma?
>>290995539First episode. The blonde man seals a fox demon in a blonde baby....
Why is Naruto obsessed with Sasuke, he knew him for like 3 months.
I wonder what Moegi is up to
>>290990131There it is.
>>290992767She did tried to beat him in Minato one-shot.
>>290990209She got wet
>>290995621nyoo sakura, stay away from him. naruto likes bbc
>>290995505hyuuga commit atrocities and are happy to sacrifice kin if it means upholding their creepy outdated incestuous customs, they hold zero (0) political power beyond occasionally being called upon by the village to sacrifice a child for political reasons because their name actually still holds worth somehow and you can just throw a dead hyuuga kid at kumo and make them go awayuzumaki married directly into the hokage line AND kept their name, hinata is at the start of a grand uzumaki dynasty, she actually probably saved the hyuuga by doing thisI haven't read Boruto yet, can't wait for the storytime, doesn't Boruto become like the time travelling most important person of all time, too? hinata's bloodline is doing fine
Yea now i see why NS makes sense she did not deny being his girlfriend and ahe smiled at minato’s remark.
>>290990297Wow Sasuka wants to become the Hokage? Good thing that he got over his revenge and is not trying to kill the Kages anymore!
>>290993103Kishi is such a coward for not having Sasuke kill anyone meaningful. One of the central themes is ending the cycle of hatred, yet he never ever allows Sasuke to tip over the edge because he needed him to be redeemable, thus defeating the purpose of the theme since the only way the cycle can end is if nobody anybody cares about can be killed. Fuck, Orochimaru was "redeemed" and he killed the 3rd Hokage and committed crimes against humanity. You're telling me it would be impossible for Sasuke to kill someone as lowly as Tenten, or Kiba? Fucking anyone?
>>290995058since Naruto preemptively assumed the feelings of a young maiden like the MALE he is, Kushina would approve of the headbutt.
>>290995676>hinata's bloodline is doing fineThat's Uzumaki bloodline. Hinata was just used as a breeding sow
>nobody else has pink hairhow are Sakura and the Haruno family not related to the Uzumakis.
>>290995087The series would have been axed if not for the Chunin arc
>>290993788I think the salient issue is all the shit Naruto's done with HALF of Kurama. Half of Kurama is stronger than 1-8 tails combined, it's so aggressively retarded.
Why kishi why
Reminded. Not even once Naruto said anything romantic to Hinata. He acts with her like he acts with Kiba or Shikamaru. He doesn't sees her as a woman.
>>290995676I have not seen bait this good in a long time.
>>290995787they would have a daughter.
>>290990241>it's said to be dozens of times more powerful than the four purple flames formationoh no, not my heckin' part 1 jutsu with zero actual feats!
>>290995375>no notable featsHe beat Kisame with relative ease, I guess.The only thing with Gai is yes, him at full power is top 5 in strength at the end of the series, but it's literally a 1 time thing.He goes full on eight gates, he dies. The only way he doesn't die is if ninja Jesus just so happens to be near him.
Narusaku kids> Shinachuku> Hanami> Natsu> Yuji> Madoka> BacterianFeel free to add more.
>>290990150>orochimaru is the one who summoned usI feel like that should actually raise more questions than it answers for the characters there. As far as they all are concerned Sasuke killed Orochimaru in his base ages ago
>>290995843>>290995821Hanamo chan is cute.
Narusaku is shit? Correct NaruSaku better than Naruhina? Also correct
>>290995843I would be sold if yuji was naruto son Yuji uzumaki.
>>290995869>How are you here?>It's ok, Orochimaru summoned us!>WHAT?! HE'S ALIVE?!>AND HE SUMMONED THE FIRST AND SECOND AGAIN?!>WAIT, HE'S BACK AND CAN USE JUTSU AGAIN???This being so casually dropped and ignored as if everyone telepathically knows that Orochimaru is alive and now a good guy is hilarious.
>>290995843She also created saruto
>70 kb>28 kb>17 kb>37 kb iphonetoddlers....
>>290995843> BacterianFrom dbz
>>290994299I think it's likely that Hashirama taught them to Sarutobi who taught them to Oro who taught them to the Sound 4
>>290993670He spent Hashirama's flashback talking with his half of the nine tails to come to an understanding instead of hearing about some dumb history lesson.
>>290990131I can see it
>>290995773Apparently Tayuya's hair is also pink, but that's ugly pink color , right? haha. Unlike Sakura's pastel pink I got shat on for saying it was red. But it does look more red than pink
>>290995814anon, you're making me blush
>>290995621fuark that guy probably smells like ramen seasoning and farts
>>290995681All it takes is one panel to make it happen but then again i can only imagine her getting creeped out
>>290990131I can't see.
fuark.
>>290990209So.... he can just.... do that, I guess?
>>290990131>Sensed in nine tails modeI thought that only worked for negative emotions. Is Minato evil?
>>290996348>>290996258>>290996183>>290996367Aiiieeee mobile data-samaaa
>>290990241The Kage flew with Raijin I get it, but Sasuke went by foot and was just slightly slower? He ran half the continent in an instant!
>>290995539The characters and the readers aren't the same.
>>290990167The like taking away a boys presents Christmas morning.
>>290995676Neji...
Hinata's partners>Akamaru>Naruto>Raikage>Botuto>Kawaki
>>290996183>i can only imagine her getting creeped outWomen don't usually like when you try to kiss them without their consent, specially if you aren't good looking.
>>290996471Who is kawaki
>>290996255How dare you do this to Haku
>>290996407And people said I was being ridiculous for saying Sasuke could avoid Deidara's explosion by foot.
comf!
>>2909902414 Kage shouldn't be able to restrain the 10-tails, no matter the barrier, no matter if Hashirama is with them. The 10-tails power was said to be otherworldly in terms of power, even dwarfing Kurama.
>>290996473sorry for spoilering but you're talking to a /dbs/ shitposter he also spams in other shounen threads with his low quality images. He actually likes vegebul, sasusaku, graylu, and megumi fushiguro which could explain his insanity.
>>290996471And kurama
>>290996496I.DON'T.KNOW.
https://litter.catbox.moe/jid7l4b23zizvnxx.jpeg
>>290996771That is so fucking hot
>>290996771Sauce ??
>Sakura is dfc>Naruto is dickletI can see it.
>>290996915If you weren't a filthy secondary and bothered to read fanCANON, you'd know that Naruto has a 12 inch dick that every female character is desperate to suck.
>>290995515You're really seething about people calling you out, huh,
>>290996808I know it. But I won't tell you
>>290996471also>shitting horse from episode 101
>>290996771Thats only time in the fan fics that you see a rimjob get performed.
>>290990241Why didn't the Gokade create this barrier when fighting Madara? Is Kage-class below Hokage-class?
>>290995932End of the world curtails curiosity. If Oro wants headlines now he needs to ride an Eleven Tails and double end the world.
>>290996771That is one hell of a fucking choke hold. Hes completely immobilized.
>Megumi Fushigirobruh lol
>>290996771Does it taste like rammen or like pork
>>290990131BASED Kishi dabbing on the Narusakufags. Still seething to this day
>>290997509Talking heads once in a lifetime.
>>290996994Naruto is canonically small though
>>290994247You seem to be confused. This is a daily and it's highly active.
>>290996771>eating assAbsolute faggotry. Guarantee all these replies are Sakon commenting that it's hot.
>>290995019>oedipus complexThat's not normal anon
>>290990131>naruto saying this after hinata confessed, fought for him, got him out of his funk when neji died and held his hands. The fuck is wrong with kishi
>>290997787You’ve clearly never convinced a middle schooler to makeout with your anus
I miss twink Naruto
>>290990131Holy fuck. Hinata was RIGHT THERE. SHE HEARD EVERYTHING. cringe.
>>290990150Why does Tobirama say fourth instead of using his name? kinda rude...
Sakura-san please kiss my husband :]
>>290990209who thought it would be a good idea to upstage Naruto with his dead daddy
>>290997839Legitimately kys
>>290997787Gay or not you will never experience being worshipped in this manner.
>>290990268>...>the useless bitch is still here, huh.bravo Kishimoto
>>290990297And then you remember these are still 16 yo brats
>>290997987>Gay or notIt's very gay.
>>290997748Only when he was 16
>>290997839Sarada anon....
>>290990131fuck you, Kishimotofuck YOUlike you must understand the level of red herring bullshit he pulled there>this scene>scene of Hinata tripping trying to catch with Naruto and eating the dust>scene of Sakuira giving Naruto kiss of life while literally holding his heart in her hand>...>so ACSHUALLY NARUTO WANTED SAKURA CAUSE OF COMPETITION WITH SASUKE. ALSO ALIENS.Kishimoto's wife didn't beat the shit out him enough for doing that.
Hiashi won.
>>290998087Anon he slept in a couch for a year
>>290997796You're nobody
>>290990408joking about that with hinata around...
>>290997509>Pain: It's okay guys I can wait
>>290998124You want to fuck your mom.
>>290998228Yeah nigga
>>290990552>ugh, not that bitch again
>>290990209>Write off all Minato jutsus to other characters>Make him bad at naming when it was never implied or foreshadowed before>Give him KM, making him look like he needed that (he certainly didn't need that)>Make him retarded on purpose couple of times with Obito and Zetsu>Give awesome Dad and Son moment to Tobirama and Naruto with SM Rasengan even though Minato was absolutely smart and quick enough to deduce that move himselfWhat else did Kishimoto do to fuck Minato up in this arc? I am still angry after all these years.
>>290996328Yeah I thought this mode was a direct consequence of Naruto's new relationship with Kurama and its chakraBut no apparently its something you can just impose on the bijuu chakra inside of you and Kurama was even surprised to see it from MinatoWay to take something unique about your main character and consistent with his character and life goals and TnJ and ruin it by making it Super Saiyan for Kyuubi Chakra Merchants
>>290990637thanks op. funny chapter.
>>290998119should have slept two years
How long is Naruto's penis
>>290996255Ruined!
>>290996438Fucking whore.
I've been a naruto Hinata guy for as long as I've been a fan. But I will admit this. Them narusaku girls know how to draw cute kids. A lot of them of better than what we got in Canon. They also give the two a big family. What the fuck was kishi thinking with just two kids?
Sasuke pregnant with Naruto's child
>>290998282He helps the enemy take out his own teammates by losing an arm that has rasengan active and nailing Kakashi with it. The war really ruins Minato
>>290998087You fell for the oldest trick in the book and you're acting like that wasn't on you.
>>290994889I don’t even think it’s that important to his character to be that deep since he never seems to think about it. His crush is only brought up for comedy outside of the fake confession.
>>290998087>scene of Hinata tripping trying to catch with Naruto and eating the dustThe mean-spiritedness of that scene didn't tip you off?
>>290996771Dayumm
>>290990131>>290997810>>290997882To be honest, the character writing for this series just isn't that great. Kishimoto doesn't write his characters like actual human beings, be it how they behave or interact.
>>290990339>Thanks Sakura your job is done here you useless female >Let's go my boyfriend Sasuke
>>290995909>>290995843I will admit if you told me that yuji was narutos son i would believe it, they look like a father and son trope.
>>290999386Just look at them
funnycomfy won
>>290996333Minato is a 9 tails jinchuriki. Half of 9 tails was sealed inside him during the reaper death seal.
>>290990131Ill give it to the NS schizos this was a rugpull or fixed fight
>>290990374Tatsun sexo
>>290990131>spend actual time developing the supposed endgame relationship you have in mind >"nah, imma just pull this instead lmao"You know, reading the Rave Master storytime and seeing the volume that has Haru actually realizing his love for Elie on the same day of this really doesn’t do this moment anymore favors lmao.
NS deserves redemption.
Dumb or not, this chapter was actually fun to read. I laughed multiple times. So it's a major improvement from the previous war chapters which was also dumb but boring.
>>291000426It’s wild how actually establishing a relationship on-screen and properly developing it will do it massive favors by it apparently Kishi didn’t get the memo.
>>291000426That’s because unlike Nardo, Haru actually has enough common sense to realize when he actually loves someone romantically (according to the shitshow that is the Last apparently even though Naruto has shown emotional intelligence in that regard multiple times).
>>290996771Thats NS was the best when it comes to porn
>>290990209It's weird that Kishi seemed to just forget that Mintao wasn't ever a jinchuriki, his wife was. There's no reason for him to have this level of a bond with Nine Tails or be able to instantly pull of Biiju forms. It also makes all the shit Naruto went through to be able to achieve it look silly in retrospect.
>>290999715It's funny how the more the daily "wins" the more (You) lose lol
Sasusaku is proof that shonen can have good romance.
>>291001798>all the shit Naruto went throughWhat?Naruto got enough control for 1 tail worth of chakra after being thrown off a cliff, then he got groomed by Shitraiya for 3 years which made his control worse, then he gave up on ever controlling Kurama until he comes to the conclusion that he needs to if he wants to beat Sasuke, then he goes to a turtle island and master bijuu mode instantly.
Hanabi is disgusting. I only love my wife Uchiha Sakura.
>>291002139Then kiss her.
>>291002139Whoops, I meant to say I only love sucking Naruto's cum out of my wife Uchiha Sakura's pussy.
>>291002155That's how future Uchiha are made.
>>291002187>Lips aren't touchingBITCHsuke...
>>291002180Yep yep. Just keep those repulsive Hyuuga away from me (and my bull Naruto).
>>290990241AAAAAIIIIEEEEEE!
>>291002187>>291002139>>291002073
>>290990297kek
>>291002231>two and a half minutes2 minutes longer than I needed.
>>291002231W-what did Sakura do to his cock bros?
>>291002231If it was naruto it would have been three hours.
>>290998525Hinata TANKED that.>>290998541He was thinking he didn't need to draw more irrelevant children.
>>291002302That's how long it would take for Sakura to cum from Naruto's lil' pecker lmao!
>>291002302That's why I always call Naruto for help now. Without stealing 8 bijuu my stamina is pathetic.
>>291000434Losers don't get shit
>>291002302Naruto has stamina and clones.
>>291002352Imposible naruto has the stamina and flexibility to make any woman cum
>>291002302Yes, because Sasuke actually wants to spend time with Naruto.
>one man gangbang
>times sasuke kissed his wife: 0>times sasuke kissed naruto: 1
>>290991468It has nothing to do with kunai, speedreader. He puts down his mark on whatever he wants to and it stays there forever. It's just easiest for him to use kunai
>>291001798Because he apparently had the good half of Kurama, so it took him no effort to convince it. So he not only killed himself to avoid being a single dad, but he also left Naruto to deal with a worse Kurama.
>>291000426rave was the first manga i read at two different points in my life. as a kid i thought it was a hidden gem. as a young adult, i thought my kid self was a fucking idiot.
>>291002745Naruto technically kissed his wife
>>290998282>Causally revealing that he could have saved Kushina if he resealed nine tails inside of her>Failing to reseal his half of nine tails inside Naruto as he lied there dying, somehow giving it to fucking Black Zetsu instead>Getting crippled by the truth-seeking balls despite edo regenerationThat being said, him sucking at naming is funny.
>>291002745>Sakura is the Chichi of Naruto
>>290990505Serious answer, he knew it's not going to end well since that's fucking Sasuke
>>290990150ENTER
>>290990167LITERALLY NUTTING
>>290994420Assassinated acting Hokage Danzo?
>>290990209okay this is such a fucking ass pull..... absolute bullshit.
>>290990241Oh yeah just happens to take 4 kage which have never existed at the same time before.
>>291004406There might only ever be one person holding the job, but there's been plenty of times when Konoha had 4+ kage tier people on the payroll.
>>290990356actually kino in this joke chapter
>>290990356
This general is going to be so nice to see end. It really has gotten as bad or worse than /nart/. Definitely ruined Naruto on this board even more.
>>290990077Dang I missed the last few days
>>291005739You missed nothing
>>291004350>>291004332>>291004312>>291004297>>291004277>>291004250>>291004231>>291004152>>291004139https://x.com/21WWays/status/2100238700315550150
>>290994206she made her choice and it was for the violent sperg, notice that
>>290993151>Is she your girlfriend?>Yup, I suppose so
>>290995386Man, that definitely isn't every shonen rival ever.
>>290990150>you're even better at teleportation than meWhat a natural line of dialogue.>>290990209I haven't been reading chappis because they're too shit, but seems this was in no way indicated before? lmao
>>290995087Chunin exams does what Kishi is best at: introducing a bunch of cool characters with unique abilities without going too deep (whenever he tries to actually develop a character it's garbage). It's also one of the few times that somewhat broadens the scope, makes you feel like other villages exist and the world is full of dangerous ninja. Like he did a world ending thread and a war with the entire ninja population of the world involved and somehow managed to make the world feel smaller during those arcs than during chunin exams.
>>290993274He was your favorite character when we knew nothing about him except that he killed himself to not be a single dad?Or what did you like about him?
>>291007228>he killed himself to not be a single dadBack then we interpreted it as Minato sacrificing himself for Naruto and Konoha's sake
Do you ever go to sleep?
>>291007416I woke up from my powerful 8 hours nap and now drink coffee while discussing Naruto. might nap for a few more hours later. thanks for asking
>>291007228NTA but he was already in like the top 10 in one of the popularity polls from part 1, when there was literally only 1 panel of him in a photo. People were already obsessed with him on an irrational level.
ARASHI UZUMAKI
>>290990167>"You just sit down and wait."
>Minato afraid of being a single dadLol. Not a single soul thought like that back thenMinato had no choice/Hiruzen is evil for not carrying Minato's will/Minato was dickrided. But we were teens back then.
>>290990297He said the thing!
>>291007447>discussing Naruto.Wrong thread for that
>>290991418It isn't out of character for Sauce to say something like that considering how easily he's tricked into believing anything.
>>290995933>SarutoSoon
>>291007599>PumiiHI thought she was NaruSaku girl
>>291007583k. sorry, i'll go.
>>291007621Shoo
