Ueno san is the ultimate sex symbol for me. Materialisation of perversion. There are many girls that are hot, lewd ect. but she is the definition of sex appeal for me.
>>290996198Personally, I love those type of pupils.
>>290996198UENO THREAD SPOTTED
>>290996198>>290996912i love horny sluts who want to get married and be super slut for their respective husband. imagine how life must be... wake up, hot sex, shower, hot sex, go to work a quickie... come back, received with kiss, eat dinner, hot sex, go to bed to sleep, hot sex... repeat
>>290997553Shiawase
>>290997553This lasts for 5 years or so, Anon-kun.
>>290996198>>>/b/
>>290996198*snifffffff*
>>290998950Because the man becomes a faggot usually. It's the equivalent of a guy seeing his girl getting fat over the years.
>>290999018
>>290996198She is a lewd girl for sure
>>290996912I want to do a Fourier transform of her hair.
>>290996912>>291003515I love how expressive her twintails are.
>>291003560Its the best
Favorite invention?
>>290997553this. a girl who's a huge slut but only for the man she loves is peak.
>>291006149Those sorts of girls are the best.
>>291005721cat tail butt plug that makes you be perceived as a cat
>>290998938>Wanting kidsMassive turn off.
>>290998950five years? try two or three.>>290999354men don't "become" faggots, /pol/tard.
uh oh the skittles squad just arrived in the thread
I'm fond of cute butts.
>>291007937You're in luck
>>291007229Kill yourself
>>290998950well, you're supposed to have children by then so it slows down naturally
>>291007229Fuck off Moshe
>>291009012
>the board that swears off 3D pretending to care about kidsyawn
>>291010068Well speaking about anime on an anime board the thing is children are now a culture war issue. If you don't want kids you are an Israelite and want to decrease the native population and destroy Western culture and if you do want kids you're a Nazi or whatever. It's 'natalist' alt-right LARPists who want 'trad wives' and to pretend it's the 1950s vs insane commie bluehairs. I want fewer of us and no immigrants and to return to an mostly de-industrialized agrarian society.
>>291010166>aren't this two groups crazy?>I'm uncle Ted fan btw
If you swap around the words "OPEN UP" you get "UENO PP" which I thought was worth noting
>>291010266would you ueno's pp?
>>291010068who are you quoting
EROTICEROTICEROTIC
Uenolove!
I'd like to think Ueno would invent something to keep herself permanently pregnant once she marries Tanaka
>>291010489why is tanaka so gay? like there's gotta be a limit to human homosexuality
>>291010351>wants the pat>gets the different onepoor girl
>>291010309I would slob on it until she passes out... for scientific purposes only, of course
>>290996198Correction needed...
>>291001619i just took PDEs over the summer so this gave me a chuckle thanks anon
>>291007230>men don't "become" faggots, /pol/tard.It's fine that you don't understand as you're probably jewish and are distracted by thinking about cheating money.But a man who gets married typically lets his woman walk all over him. Or through various ways shows the woman that he's really not "ALL DAT". Once the woman starts seeing the man in a lower value there is regret in getting together with such a man which can result even in hate like that she was tricked. A woman who has this realization will not want to have sex with this man like before and the man will end up resenting the woman in return. Now I'm overly simplifying this dynamic but this should give a general idea that men becoming married end up becoming faggots.
>>291007937
drink it
>>291014880Yes yes, I'm sure that doing enough favors for your wife like taking out the trash and begging & asking for sex makes her all wet.
>>290996198She is not even the sexiest character in her own series
Poast it
Fagoot opinion incomingi wanna fuck tanaka in his ass i wish there were lewds of him or at least more futa on male with him, his deadpan face and his good boy personality makes me wanna kiss him and molest him to see him blush and since i dont like ntr i will simply rape him and ueno at the same timePic to balance the gay of my post
>>291015446
>>291015301>>291016590snake sex
>>291015346I'm acquaintances with a guy in Vegas who hosts model shows and is a complete unfaithful asshole where women constantly want to fuck him yet his wife still strongly desires him. Now why would his wife still desire him? Because he's high social status, other women desire him (women don't want to fuck a guy that other women don't want to fuck, women want to fuck a guy that other women want to fuck), and he sets boundaries for his wife to let her know to not walk all over him. Why does this work? Because she knows he can have any other model in his life. Why is this of value to her? Because his choice of her as the wife is of actual value.A man who is desperate and marries at first sight or ANY WOMAN has his marriage value very low, it means nothing. A guy who goes around plowing hoes every weekend and breaking hearts and never settles down has his marriage proposal higher value that a woman would want to fight for and try to tie him down.Imagine an indian or muslim man immigrating to the west and upon first date with a white woman they propose for marriage, this proposal is of NO VALUE. It's extremely desperate and low value.
>>291016590One of the god gifs, along with mya-nee plapping.
>>291016590If you look hard enough...
>>291016895u mad
>>291017300OMG I SEE IT. This gif is now 10 times hotter
she is smelly girl
>>291017300
>>291006149>>290997553for all the fanservice and whatnot, the hottest scene in kodomo no jikan to me is Rin saying>I wanna be sensei's wife who cooks him tasty meals in the day and be super slutty and adventurous at night!
>>291017300I KNEW IT!!!!
>>290996198The main thing I vaguely remember about this series was the MC started spanking her and refused to stop no matter how much she begged him to.
>>291019978She asked for it
>tfw no fanged, twintail tsundere who's hopelessly horny for youWhy even live?
>>291020484Did she come?
>>2909989505 whole fucking years? Of bliss? Sign me the fuck up
>>291016590Are there still animators this based or have times changed too much?
canonically stinky and flat
>>291020639no but that chapter where he accidentally finger blasts her she probably did
>>291022010>stinkyReally? I'm only familiar with the character through /a/
>>291022182
Do you ever wish you could be Tanaka?
>>291023264Now why would I want that?
>>291022010Exactly, the ultimate sex symbol.
Would you fine anons be interested in a sequel set in high school that has actual romantic development?
>>291024915no I just want more stupid lewd jokes
>>291023264was she trying to hurt tanakaI know she want her ass ate but dropping on his face like that is gonna cause some damage
>>291024915I'm extremely easy to please when it comes to the idea of more Ueno, so this is a dream for me
>>291024915>>291025362I want both.
Blueno.
Is Tugeneko not working on anything? Last I see from him is some Nagatoro anthology 8 years ago.
>>291026544Some sort of Migeno?
she is justice.
Thanks for the Uenos
>>291024915Nope. Keep the setting but keep Tanaka as oblivious as they come. The dynamic works just far too well.
>>291007229Based.
>>291007229cringe
>>291023264It would be like a constant porno, anon, you have no idea
Um a garter-belt is problematic.
>>291030391just because he's black?
>>291007937What a coincidence, I'm too.
>>291005721The pee filter
>>291030466Paired with serafuku it's too powerful and naughty.
>>291031830>I have the weirdest boner
>>291030632chat, is this real?
>>291033119yes, my uncle works at shueisha
Didn't the manga end with Ueno and the guy being expelled for fucking at school? or something like that I remember
>>291034837no. the penultimate chapter is a typical weekly gag, and the final chapter is a flashback to the founding of the science club.
>>291010437thank you so much anon, the original pic has 2 right feet
>>291037043sex
>>291037043What is it about girls with twintails becoming even more sexy and cute when letting their hair down?
>>291031830My piss wife
>>290996198Me and Ueno: https://files.catbox.moe/2jzhxv.mp4
>>291038798you're a slut
>>291038798Get new material already.
>>291039800it's been probably years he posted the same video here...
>>291040559That faggot spams that shit constantly
>>291040584I don't watch the video he sends anymore; I just take some kind of guess when I see a "files.catbox.moe" finishing with "MP4" it's often him. I click on "(embed)" just scroll to see the hair, and I already know and close it.His shit just makes me sad for real.
>>291039327hnnnngg
ueno pissyamashita pisstanaka piss
>>291041094This
Erabe
>>291039800>>291038798Good ol Toojayzee, always makes me smile.
>>291017281
>>291043963Ueno is just too good to pass up.
>>291010309If she wanted me to.
>>291046108
>>291045087
>page 10
>>291031830I always remember how this girl became the prez of the science club after Ueno left and then banned dating. Like, what the hell did Ueno do that was so bad that Yamashita went and outright banned dating from ever happening again? To this day, the question still haunts my mind...
>>290996198
why is her school full of weird perverts?
>>290996198Honto ni Bukyou desu!!!She's supposed to connect the stockings to the garter belt first, then put the panties on second!
>>291010489>invent something to keep herself permanently pregnant delayed ageing and prolonged fertility in women, without incurring the wrath of god by way of sending Dokuro-chan.
Good morning, Ueno thread
>>291049588
>>291050814sweaty sex (swex)
>>291050814I want to pull her swimsuit to the side and reveal it so bad...
>>291024915yes i love rabu rabu
>>291024915>actual romantic developmentwait, it's legal to make a romcom with romantic development?
>>291049444>>291049588>>291050387Should a JC be this horny?
>>291052702that's just how they are
>>291052851How is Nade's butt so appealing? None of the girls I look are that fat and defined
>>291053753perfectly designed to seduce men
>>291046146Hearing her enjoy herself would.
>>291057916FUCKKKKK
>>291060005never getting married
>>291060005Why is this teen wearing a garter belt?
>>291060943because she feels like, perhaps? I've seen some young guys wearing suspenders
>>291060005severe rectal trauma
>>291061009i wear suspenders with my work pantsThey're far better than belts
>>291061116nice band name
>>291056687
>>291026584When you create perfection, there's really no where else to go.
>>291026584She's lost to COVID-19.
>>291063561Maybe her butt really does hurt this time
>>291062975She's fucking dead?
>>291060005reminder that its not just a butt plug, it alters gravity so it was expanding the space inside her ass
Do you love smelly girls?
Ueno is not smelly.
>>291065568Ueno is very smelly, smelly with pheromones.
who was olga
>>291069124You actually read it1 42 3GALO SENGEN
I like that she is canonically hairy and smelly
>>291069346>hairywhen was this confirmed? i dont remember
Would you
>>291070067I'd be gay not to.
>>291070067An Asuka is always worst girl. Even a Mari is 100 times better.
>>291070067I'm no cannibal.
>>291070428very obsessedvery mentally ill
>>291070528So you love your abuser you will not leave your abuser until she kills you. Ok.
>>291069829The chapter with the shaving gloves
>>291070617Tamon got taste.
>>291024915Only if the other club presidents all get their own boys
!!!!!!!!!
>>291072146Ueno got a ballsack
Best girl
>>291072256puffy
Consider Uenobutt
>>291074769I love Ueno's fat lines
>>291030632Good that someone still remembered to post this.
>>291074769
>>291085655rape
>>291085655what does this feel like
>>291007229Based. None of you wannabe tradhusbands have ever even touched a woman
>>291085655GIWTWM
>>291085655Fuck me, man.
>>291085655I need a gf so badly this hurts
Why aren't there more anime about horny middle school girls?
>>291085655Someone cancel her
Ueno is TOO horny
>>291085655Holy fuck, why is she such a slut? how could this even air on TV?
>>291091915She's so smart and still wants to be a teen mom
>>291091915And me too now.
>>291093453the reason teen moms are portrayed as bad is because (((certain people))) want whites and Japs to stop breeding, and teens make for the most healthy and fertile parents. tell kids that having a child before 37 will ruin their life, and that entire generation stops breeding. there goes society!
>>291094093And then the other demographics fill the gap...
>>291091915It's not her fault.
>>291096254why is he so GAY
>>291096301He's just really, really, really dense.
>>291096913Rape correction is needed
>>291096913No, he's also gay - not in the homosex, just in the generic 90s insult way.Anyone who doesn't think shimapan is best deserves to be beat with a stick. Just because pink isn't AS good as blue doesn't mean it's bad fashion sense.
>>291096301He grew up with his slutty sisters so he's completely desensitized to it
>>291096301He just wants Ueno to stop playing games and be honest with him
>>291038798HowHow did I know EXACTLY what this was before clicking it
>>291099180damn i really should read the manga
>>291099293Because he has posted it countless times >>291039800
>not a single breeding themed doujinshi>no harem>not even incestThe best ones never get good doujinshi for some reason.
>>291070067She looks delicious. Itadakimasu.
I love monogatari so much and this one is my favorite because crab never existed.
Weird Science
live Ueno
>>291015301semen demon
Would you do?
>>291106113Ueno would get mad
>>291101603>I love monogatari so much and this one is my favorite because crab never existed.based crab hater
>>291102894The fidelity of that flatness... it's exquisite...
Tanaka is a good boy
I call dibs on Nishikibe
Did she go too far?
>>291109873Ueno didn't put her pee through the filter and I need to drink it all straight *sigh*
>>291110457Getting sick from Ueno's bladder and urethral bacteria...
>>291110652Girl piss is perfectly safe to drink and recommended
>>291110729shut up Ueno
>>291106113I don't want to end up like a Chinese factory worker on Liveleak.
>>291109101Give me Hanamori
>>291111751
>>291112252To be fair, I doubt anyone remembers the names of Chinese factory workers either
>>291112969You shut your mouth.Mai Hangon was a hero who did what needed to be done.
>>291110457Having a control group is essential for good science
>>291010608I don't know why but this really made me laugh. Thanks anon!
This character as well as her show made me way hornier than I feel was appropriate
>>290996198i love cunny so much bros
>>290996198So is the author dead or something? No recent manga release or Twitter updates
>>291118945Are you gonna do anything about it?
>>291119203He found his own Ueno.
>>291118945What is the appropriate level of horniness towards an anime full of horny middle school girls?
>>291119634I have before. May again soon.>>291119751Not sure. Would think less than I was but I could be wrong.
>>291109873Sweet lemonade.
>the joke is sex: the animeyawn.
>Ueno thread still upbueno.jpg
>>291121356better than>the joke is two words sound similarlike 99% of japanese comedy
>>291121356I miss shimoneta.
>>291121356It's great.
>>291121473Yessssssss
>>291121356I'm not laughing but my cock is.
Him poking through the censor thingie and the panic it caused is one of the pictures that never leaves my head even after so long
Wow yamashita is really a based wingman.
one of the first shows i watched with /a/. so much fun.
>>291121524
>>290996198I want to smell Ueno's old pantyhose
I thought this manga/anime was more lewd but it hardly has any panchira
>>291124206I really love that she lifts one of her hair tails up to listen more clearly.
>>291109101It's not fair you can't call dibs on the only pure one!
>>291123351I want to smell Sakura-chan's old panties
>>291125681why is she crying
>>291030632Urabe and Yamashita are clearly based on Asuka and Rei.
>>291060943To hold up her stockings.
>>291127158>UrabeUeno.Sorry. I'm still hung up on MGFX blue balling me.
Is the smutty sketcher still here?
>>291126104Not enough Tanaka.
>>291122598Reading this makes me sad again
>>291121356The mushoku thread is somewhere else, leddit.
Sexy bakas
>>291127208I have a few of these saved...
>>291133490Adam's apple?
>>290996198Bumpeno
>Yes, that's it... open wide... hahh.....
>>290996198This thread has been up for almost a week and every time I see this image, I have to take deep breaths so I don't immediately need to "sort something out"
>>291031830gross bitch
she’s horny!!!
>>291137570just stop being a pedophile.
>>291138674I'm the victim here
>>291138674You just stop being a subhuman.
>>291138261>>291138921the piss girls
>>291138549Right there in the classroom...
>>291138261That's cute!She's cute!
She's so adorable and horny.
>>291140575
where do you faggots actually download lesser known mangas? i have to download scantalations off mangadex via neko and combine chapter files into omnibus cbzs. There has to be a better way than this. If it isn't a bigdick manga with a reputation it doesn't seem to make it onto nyaa (ueno, nick & lever, mt kaneda san etc)
>>291143841Sharp and dangerous
Tell me anon, do you deserve an Ueno-san?
>>291146718maybe a low end consumer level U-E bot at least
>>291147587They can be high maintenance, you know
uno
How come these two radiate sex so hard