Do you have a waifu, anon?
who doesn't?
>who doesn't?Me.I'm not retarded enough to have a waifu.No hugs no fugs? Not going to build a connection. Sorry. I'd need more autism for that.
>>291022925Not really. If I do have one, she's one of my OCs.
yes
>>291022925Shinji is so luckyKensuke is a cuck
>>291022925yes
>>291022925
>>291022925Having a waifu is so 2014
In both sickness and health, waifu helps carry me forward in way some other things cant
They come as a set.
she can fix me
>>291022925Ye, plus fuels my creativity somewhat.
Since 2005.
mai waifu would beat your waifu in a fight
I've had a waifu for ten years now but I think that arose from a place of emotional immaturity. I was a misanthrope who placed no value in anyone including myself and so a 2D girl was perfect. I've had a long time to think about things though and I've met some wonderful people, and I now believe that somewhere in the world there are 3D women I am compatible with, elusive as they may be. If I ever find one I could move on and let her become a smiling face in the clouds.I remember hearing it explained that having a waifu is the same as having a religion, in the sense of loving and devoting yourself to something despite being unable to see, touch, or talk to it. In that sense men have had waifus since time immemorial, and it's not a strange thing at all. Even Pygmalion was an old story to Ovid. That's why I don't feel bad about this, because it's nothing strange and nothing new. I'm no different than an ancient Babylonian giving offerings to his patron goddess.
No, because I'm undeserving of love and the one 2D girl I like the most is a slut
>>291022925Waifu
>>291022925more than one
>>291030259Ruins laifu!
I do have a waifu.
>>291022925jibbies
Asuka is it.
Naturally.
>>291022925If I said I've been masturbating to her since I was in middle school when her first season aired what would your reaction be?
>>291024203Patrician taste
>>291031071bad tasteLet's pretend a girl from K-ON came alive and started dating you. If that girl isn't Mugi, you just got FUCKED. PERMANENTLY.Why? You're shit. Fuck your life, kid. You need someone to take care of you, that's why you're still living with your mom. Guess what, the ONLY bitch capable of that in K-ON is Mugi. Yui's in the same boat as you, Ritsu's batshit insane, Mio's high maintenance, and Azusa would get pissed at how you don't work and leave you.Even ignoring that, you still have to entertain your waifu. I bet you can't entertain any normal person, that's why you have no fucking friends. The only K-ON girls you could please are Yui and Mugi, because they are easily amused. The difference? Yui likes simple shit because she's on the border between retarded and braindead. Mugi adores homely things because before high school she lived a luxurious but lonely life. Not only that, she actually LIKES taking care of people, which means that you make her happy BY SIMPLY EXISTING AS THE DEPRESSING EMBARRASSMENT TO YOUR LORD(S) THAT YOU ARE.And another thing. She's RICH. With Mugi you wouldn't need to work a day in your fucking life, yes that's right you could finally silence that voice in the back of your head saying you'll never amount to anything cause you just hit the god damn jackpot. Mugi's so smart, she actually recognizes that a life of wealth is unfulfilling. That's right she can see that the simple beauty of humanity is more precious than money, something you'll NEVER UNDERSTAND.Choosing a waifu other than Mugi is like saying 'hey /a/, I plan on shitting on my own dick when I get my ribs removed to self-fellate better so I can recycle my bodily waste as food.' So choose Mugi you pig-dicked minge, or get fucking killed.
>>291031225Well, that's just, like... your opinion man
>>291027009This.>>291028897Interesting take, I'll remember this going forward.
>>291028897>>291031379It's a pretty basic bitch take on the topic, it's very correct, but it's the sort of thing that anime itself will often tell you. So I don't know how it could come as a surprise to you unless you're like, 16.In fact the smarter take is that religion is just waifuism with extra steps. Neurochemically speaking, Jesus is a husbando for instance, this has been studied.however>and I now believe that somewhere in the world there are 3D women I am compatible with, elusive as they may be.lolno3D is still pig disgusting.
>>291022925Byeah
>>291031473I guess I just never connected the two together, you know?
>>291022925No. I used to hate the very idea but now I just tolerate you fuckers. I honestly can't be bothered to give a damn anymore.
>>291022925Of course!and that's a 3D real woman waifu and we love each other
>>291031961
>>291022925Please don't lust over Kensuke's meat onahole. Asuka is a faithful cum dump.
>>291032481kek Kensuke cheats on her according to Anno
>>291022925Mamako
>>291022925Please don't lust over Kensuke's meat onahole. Asuka is a faithful cum dump..
>>291032481kek Kensuke cheats on her according to Anno...
>>291032481kek Kensuke cheats on her according to Anno.
>>291029390Love is not something one “deserves”; it is something one gives, receives, and experiences—a human connection that cannot be reduced to a reward for being worthy.
>>291022925Please don't lust over Kensuke's meat onahole. Asuka is a faithful cum dump
I hate Evangelion fans so much.
>>291032481>>291032499>>291032571>>291032735For anyone who doesn't know Kensuke spammer is a autistic Reifag from /dbs/. This is him Kensuke spamming and Reishin posting. You can see him making that retarded ass Onahole and the faggot always samefags to himself. Also >>291032735 is what he does after he spams. Jannies will most likely not delete all of his spam because ot always goes this way with him
>>291032735>>291032499>>291032481Kys Kensuke tard
Yeah. I've had one for over 20 years at this point. I met the seiyuu before and asked if she could say my name in the character's voice, so I have a recording of that too. She threw in an "uguu~" too, based Yui Horie. She also told me to read Kingdom. My waifu has made me a more productive person. I practiced things like making the food she likes. Maybe it's a small thing but it makes me happy. She made me more patient too. When I see people asking dumb questions I imagine it's her asking, so I can explain patiently.
>>291032831>When I see people asking dumb questions I imagine it's her asking, so I can explain patiently.lel
.... god what the fuck happened.Anyway, if you struggle with creative ideas on what you could do, or what you wanna do, just think of your waifu & have her as an inspiration & motivator, whether it be drawing, music, programming, sculpting, sewing, etc etc.
>>291032831>When I see people asking dumb questions I imagine it's her asking, so I can explain patiently.I literally can't. this post is so cute
>>291032831>When I see people asking dumb questions I imagine it's her asking, so I can explain patiently.Actually made me laugh >>291032859>god what the fuck happened.You just met Eva's ACK Kensuke schizo. Basically he shows up in any thread that mentions Asuka and starts spamming >inspiration & motivatorI wish I can do that but I don't really have a waifu
I busted a huge load to Asuka last night.
>>291022925No Yes
>>291033406Is that Ryuko?
>>291033406Well played.>>291034196Seija Kijin.
>>291032529If this was my mum, I'd be plapping her day and night.
>>291022925Mii~
>>291034564Sorry but she's literally asking for it
>>291022925Nah. Not even an actress or anything. I'm not one to obsess over a character/actor/director or anything like that. You do you though, I'm not judging you.
>>291034599
>>291032735Newfags don't really watch End of Evangelion, but I think they really should because of the strong themes of Tikkun Olamism inherent to the plot. Neon Genesis Evangelion could be considered the most Nietzschean anime out there, sadly the core concept behind the series is often completely overshadowed by the amazing plot, animation and music throughout the whole thing. Many wrongly think that the Christian symbolism found in the series, ranging from its title to the usage of crucifixes and biblical names, is just there because it may sound cool or interesting.Christianity is based on the idea of salvation, that the world one day will come to an anticipated end brought by God and that our souls will finally be free from this mundane existence and be united with him for eternity. Evangelion on the other hand had a very similar idea in the form of "The Human Instrumentality Project", that the world one day will come to a manufactured end through the "Third Impact" brought by an almost mythical organization known as "SEELE" and that all the souls will be free from their lonely and painful existence and be united together in complete peace and harmony for eternity. A lot of us know right now that the Christian idea of salvation along with many other aspects of the Abrahamic religions are false, but Evangelion decided to treat the idea as a reality and explore its implications
After a long eventful plot The Human Instrumentality Project does become a reality through Shinji Ikari, who after experiencing this new mode of purely spiritual existence, sees it for what it is—nihilism. Both in the anime and the original manga Shinji realizes that the real suffering he had to endure throughout his life will always be better than a manufactured reality where no one and nothing exists, where no events good or bad ever occur, where nothingness prevails. Shinji then decides to end the project and return to a destroyed and ravaged world.In the anime he admits that he doesn't know where happiness lies anymore and then it ends with him facing his own continued suffering in the form of "patheticness" as Asuka puts it, while in the manga he is reborn in a slightly altered reality where the Human Instrumentality Project never existed and then it ends with a monologue by Shinji about how suffering is his only path to achieving anything worthwhile in life.In the end, through a lot of beautiful Christian symbolism and a magnificent plot, the series followed the Nietzschean concept where there is no deus ex machina, where divine and supernatural salvation are an impossibility, and most importantly, where only man can save himself and turn it into something better and higher through his own work and suffering in this world.https://youtu.be/PNDs2dwyZcQhttps://archive.org/details/MitchellHeismanSuicideNote
>>29102292512 years and counting.
>>291022925I do
>>291034196you wouldn't be the first to notice their similarities
>>291033406>>291035600My bad, then. In my defense, she does look like Ryuko in the first fanart the anon above posted.
>>291022925Of course, OP. She even stopped bleaching her hair for me.
>>291022925of course
>>291022925Since 2015.
>>291022925Yes and she is insane but I dont care.
>>291022925I do, and I love her beyond all things :)
yes, Satsuki Kiryuin
>>291030574This
Many years ago, mai waifu, Ayumu Kasuga, chose me in my dreams.I was in the stands of a small gym watching her play basketball (badly). I raised my fist and yelled, "go, honey!" and a wedding band was on the ring finger of my fist. Ayumu looked up at me, smiled and I woke up realizing mai waifu just chose me in my dream.Another night, I had an extremely vivid dream. I dreamt that Ayumu and I were on the balcony on one of the upper floors of a tower. Ayumu leaned over the edge of the railing to look down, and, it being Ayumu, I feared the worst."Osaka, don't hang over the edge like that," I said. I rushed over to her and pulled her away from the ledge before she had an accident.That's when it happened. She turned towards me while I embraced her in my arms and we kissed. I felt our lips combine. I felt her warmth as we embraced. I felt our wet tongues entwine. I then woke up with a renewed sense that I could make it through another day.I will always love you, Ayumu.
>>291039090She's a teacher now
>>291039243I'm aware. The cutest gym teacher.
>>291039449She lost to Yostuba
>>291040927Yotsuba is incredibly powerful, anon.
I have multiple
>>291040927Yotsuba can beat Goku, Superman and John Cena.
>>291022925Yes. Her name is Miyako.
>>291022925My beloved Satori-sama...
i want to daifu
>>291042199
>>291042154shame about her manga...
>>291040927Yotsuba is one of the ten most powerful beings.
>>291022925My first and my only. Forever.
>>291042199I know that feel, and checked
>>291022925I LOVE ASUKA AND ASUKA LOVES ME!
>>291045166Nobody on /a/ cares Kensuke schizo. There no reason why you have to spam the same joke and samefag every thread
>>291045460Kensuke...
>>291045460Kensuke....
>>291045584I care :)
>>291045460I care :)
>>291045584I care :) .
>we
>>291022925sexualizing a child is odd mentally ill behaviourlike kashi said she's still a child
>>291045873>odd mentally ill behaviourwhere do you think we are?
>>291022925sexualizing a german is odd mentally ill behaviourlike kashi said she's still a german
Kensuke penis in Aska pussy.
>>291045873You call that mentally ill and not the Kensuke pedo having what we call a brown pedo melty spamming
>>291045898shieeet i forgot
Kensuke penis in Aska pussy..
Does he spam like this all the time?
>>291045986pretty much yeah
>>291044045She's still the protagonist in my heart, that's all that matters!!!
Eh. Used to.
>>291046066https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL-hxTIl9Jg0l9wGo93Waqt375Ozbt01fv
>>291045873she's literally 24 now
Of course. 14 years and counting.
Why are Reitards so insecure and miserable?
>>291046924if it wasn't this, he'd be spamming some other thingschizos gonna schizo, try not to analyze it too much
First, last, and always.
>>291046474first time I'm seeing this, thanks anon (´▽｀)
>>291022925Yes, I've loved her for over 18 years.
Saber
>>291042097Initially thought this was Riko (Made in Abyss).
>>291022925Her mom is hotter.https://files.catbox.moe/01mlqp.jpg
Have (you) ever participated?
Does anyone know what happened to the Rikafag? Is he going to jail after all?
>>291050835I think he's never been to jail but is supervised
>>291022925I have multiple
>>291050835>>291050856It seems he's still in jail, having been sentenced this June? No idea why it took 2 years between being charged and then getting formally sentenced. French Canadian newspapers wrote an article about it. https://www.lapresse.ca/actualites/justice-et-faits-divers/2026-06-08/condamne-a-43-mois-de-prison/le-guide-cache-du-pedophile-decouvert-chez-un-lavallois.php
Do you ever have thoughts that you're not good enough for your waifu sometimes?
>>291051506kek Kensuke is up for fun time with Asuka!
Shampoo chan
>>291052527Fuck off faggot
>>291050835>>291050945what really? fuck... i was wondering what happened to him
>>291022925Yes I sure do
>>291050945lmao
>>291022925She has been the most precious girl in the world for me for 13 years already. I love her so much.
>>291022925Rei, of course
>>291022925Waifu is not a meaningful enough word.
love asuka
>>291022925I will always love Cecily, no matter what.
>>291039090That is the sweetest thing. I'm glad for you.>>291032831>She made me more patient too. When I see people asking dumb questions I imagine it's her asking, so I can explain patiently.Kinda based, actually?
SatsukiReiSerasSabersakuya
I heard Asuka is the best waifu.
>>291056952These twintails look great on her ngl.
>>291050945>>291050835What'd I miss? I don't speak crépe, what'd he do?
cp(though it could be just loli cuz canada)
>>291057678meant for >>291057118
>>291057705I don't think it says what it was out side of it being pedo
>>291057678they're certainly using loli interchangeably, so either its both or just loli
>>291057118you do realize there is this great thing called auto translate?
>>291059688>abominable images of assaulted children, of child pornography created by artificial intelligenceI wonder what would they think if they saw images of brutal murders and genocides generated by a video game or a dude with a graphical tablet.
>>291059688>CP possession>"pedophile's guide to distributing CP">violated release conditions>may or may not have fucked kids in Thailand43 months is an awfully short sentence, and I don't think that if you're found guilty of child sex offenses, that you should get credit for time detained.>>291060014The impression I get is that he had real CP in addition to lifelike generative AI CP.
Tangentially related, you guys see this yet?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PppFg0-XvUDidn't see anyone mention this here yet. I guess he is doint the OP/ED for the new show maybe.
>>291057678>>291058817Looks like it was actual CP on top of photorealistic "animated" ones generated by Dall-E as mentioned in the thing. Note the terms "also used" within that Dall-E context and they specifically refer to that as animated repeatedly unlike the previous ones.Someone making a guide for the dark web should've been obvious enough.
>>291062220>The WeekndWell, we know he HE has a waifu.
>>291062220brb I've a seizure
Your waifu but in the end of the day, she's still Kensuke's cumdump
Please seek a psychological help >>291062972
>>291063472Why?
Why?.
I do
>>291063879>>291063928>>291062972>>291063243He's spamming.
>>291028897One thing is having one or a few anime female characters you really like, her personality, looks/design, VA performance, story, etc., I think we all have that one character, for me that's Kobeni since 2019 but being unironically in love with a character is genuinely a thing only severely dysfunctional people will ever do.
>>291062220>I guess he is doint the OP/ED for the new show maybe.Ugh...
>>291064262You are dysfunctional too, otherwise you wouldn't be here.
>>291064262Not really. Most waifuists are relatively normal, the ones you're talking about are the most obsessive ones you see posting online more often.
>>291022925Asuka and Nadia
>>291067245Plowed by Kensuke and Kensuke
We hit the point where he's now just making posts so he can spam to himself
crazy how much janny's jobs must be just dealing with literal schizos, honestly respect
>>291067245>andNot a waifu then. waifu is ONE and ONLY ONE. You AI rotted faggot.
>>291031961Yani Neko Chinese version
