I heard a joke once. Cat goes to doctor, says she's depressed, life seems harsh and cruel. Says she feels all alone in a threatening world. Doctor says treatment is easy, the great Kansai is coming to town, go see her, that will cheer you up. Cat bursts into tears; "But doctor" she says, "I am Kansai"
Everybody meows
a chinaman goes to the eye doctordoctor says "i know you're having trouble"chinaman says "why"doctor says "you have a cataract"chinaman says "no, i have a rincoln continental"
>>291145921Shut up kansai
I'd laugh at her jokes and she'd let do her even in the ass.
You want to hear my impression of the 9/11 call from Johnny Carson?
A beastfolk from Western Japan walks into a talent agent's office and says "I have the most amazing act you'll ever see" Well, describe it to me firstFirst, my neighbour will smoke discarded cigarette butt from a street bin until one of them makes her erupt diarrhoea all over the floorThen her alcoholic friend will chug cheap whiskey until she projectile vomitsThen an anorexic beastfolk will swing across on a trapeze spraying pissThe entire stage will thus become a Jackson Pollockian smorgasboard of rainbow and beastfolk excrements The agent is dumbstruck and jaws agape at her description. He finally collects himself and asks: "that does sound amazing, what do you call your act?""The Aristocats!"
Confucious say man who chase after car get exhausted.
>>291145921What do you call a beastfolk who cures cancer and AIDS?A nyagger.
>>291148041This joke will never make sense to me
>>291145921take mai waifu, please
>>291148500It isn't really supposed to. Its a thing comedians do, seeing who can one up each other by making it as nasty as possible.
>>291145921Shunran invited me over, he said there was nobody home. I went, there was nobody home!I was caught in bed with a chicken beastfolk...I had egg on my face!Yaku used to do drugs. She still does, but she used to, too!
>>291148041I heard a similar joke, but with Disney characters.
>>291145921What do catgirls do when they get tired?They take nyaps
>>291148500no matter what hyperbolically nasty thing you can think of, aristocrats do far worse for fun
I walked through blood and bones in the streets of Tokyo trying to find my brother.He was in Hokkaido.
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