I enjoyed the episode.
>Sir, a fifth emili/a/ birthday thread has indeed hit the board.
Another r/a/m thread!
>>291170007No you didn't.
Like me RemLike me BeakoLike me PetraLike me TanzaLike me RamMeili's me daughterLuv me EMTSimple as
>>291170034Saar we gotta bait anime waifufags on 4chan saar
I love Shaula.
She shouldve said yes before Shaula took her down for trying to steal her master.
>>291170007I think it was the best episode this season.>>291170014Large FPBP energy here.
>>291170107
>>291170020Meili definitely won.
>>291170124This cour you mean. S4E3 and S4E11 was better in my opinion.
Is it safe to poke Emilia's tummy?
>>291170191If your names not Subaru you can rape and impregnate that slut and you'd be golden
The samefag whos been baiting for the past few threads should make like his Moblia birthday threads and disappear, they clearly arent needed
>>291170223Ew. Keep it wholesome.
>>291170499Friendly reminder that she didn't harm Subaru on her way out of the carriage.She is just a tsundere.
>>291170007I enjoyed it more than you, HAH!
puffy and sweaty emilia-tans
>>291170234
>>291170672
Bionicle looking ass
>>291170707
>>291170672Hot if boobas gross if ass
Which one is cuter?
why did the KKK genocide the oni?
I want Ram to step on me like this.
>>291170014Fippity bippity boo
>>291170977Cute!
>>291170919Left, right one is too puffy.
>>291170020Cute.
O.O
>>291170919Right because sad girls are gross
>>291170014*placeholder for my next samefag*
>>291170955
>>291170034Based
You fuckers can't be nice to Emiliaposter even in Emilia's birthday, you suck. #NoHalfElfDiscrimination
Latest WN chapter:https://overbooru.world/reader/ch/865Stitches:https://overbooru.world/post/list/artist%3Astitches-anon%20copyright%3Are%3Azero_kara_hajimeru_isekai_seikatsu/webms:https://overbooru.world/post/list/artist%3Awebm-anon%20copyright%3Are%3Azero_kara_hajimeru_isekai_seikatsu/
>>291171395Which emiliaposter? We've got like two dozen
>>291171395That's how it's done here in Emili/a/!
>>291171478I think he's talking about the EDS that came about as a result of Emili/a/'s birthday threads.
>>291171478I think he means the one from Germany, the only one that spams the same images.
>>291170014A quickwin fpbp? Noice
>>291171423
>>291171499Oh, you're that schizo. Nevermind.
>>291171502
>>291171478lmao, and they say Germans can't tell jokes.
>>291170020
>>291171519Which schizo, schizo? There are actually two dozen or more people you call that.
>>291171499When did you decide that your boogeyman is from Germany? That's an odd development.
>>291171566Literally about 40 minutes ago. Emilia's birthday has been... a bit hard on him.
>>291171499He's from Europe? Makes sense.
>>291171536Meili asking for and Subaru actually making an adorable Elsa doll after all he has been through just goes to show that he always wanted a Meili daughter.
>>291171579Why Germany of all places?
>>291171604No clue. He just kinda latched onto it out of nowhere. Fascinating to watch, though
>>291171566Last thread is the first time someone started spamming that, no evidence no nothing. Fells like some weird bait or redirection.
>>291171616>>291171617New working theory is that a German emiliafag fucked his momThe lore just keeps getting deeper
>>291171423ARMPITS!!!
Damn, he’s going into damage control fast! European.
>>291170191
>>291171643i guess he didn't like that.
>>291171639I think it's a little more subtle. Like maybe a German bullied him while he was trying to watch re:zero on his phone and it just paused on the "I love Emilia" scene.
>>291171643so it was a weird bait. god you fucking turds are so fucking annoying
>>291171659It’s past midnight for him, he’s staying up just to post!
Germany is the land of the Emiliafag(s) btw.
>>291171680KekEverything makes sense all of a sudden
>>291171479>Actual birthday threads>dies in 1 post mocking her>Other one dies in 15 posts most of them mocking her including the last one>Same images with the same text spammed from years ago, can't even get new pictures at alllmao. Nice "fans" you got there Emilia-tan. Guess I'd be insecure about Tanza too if some random fag can randomly fill a thread with a random character who has almost no art when you can't even find new pictures after years and years.
>>291171579I think he broke around the third birthday thread. The next two have just been salt in the wound.
>>291171721Tanza is the best.
Was there an unironic Emilia thread?A bad day to be employed.
>>291170977Adultmelia is beautiful. Smolmelia is adorable. Best of both worlds in this image.
Ha!
>>291171758This is our fifth, actually. Been her birthday today, and we got a new episode.
>>291171773Nice. Wish I could've been here for the first four.
>esl european spamming emilia imagesMakes sense now.
>>291171758She got one thread that got a single reply of someone asking who she was before getting archived
>>291171791Always been the case
>>291170075Chadbaru...I kneel.
>>291171831
>>291171811
>>291171773Five is... a lotI don't know if we've had more birthday threads for any other character, even subaru
>>291171856This is emili/a/, after all.
>>291170931Faust wanted to smell burning oni.
>>291171569
>>291171758Nope. She had a birthday bait thread that got made twice and both died under 20 posts, the first one in just one. So those aren't unironic as its just a shitposter that doesn't give a fuck about Emilia because nobody does. He just wants to use her to bitch about Rem 24/7
>>291170931Onis are the kneegrows of re:zero
scary...
>>291171886>can style her hair however she wants with a snap of her fingers>allows Subaru & Petra to brush and play with it anywayHairdown Beatrice is cute as well.
>>291170931We don't really know. The specific goal for the guy who cut Ram's horn is to find out what they smell like when burned because they're rare. He later kind of decides they all sucked and goes on some tangent about real and fake oni maybe smelling different when burned and if twins smell different when burned.
>>291171762Shh, the baru is sleeping on EMT's lap pillow.
>>291171975Shouldn’t you be sleeping? It’s almost 2:30AM in Europe.
>>291170034Aw man, I was lateAt least I can watch the episode without too many spoilers
>>291171988NTA but no I'm a NEET and don't sleep until the morning
Wait, do we hate Europeans now? I'm american, I don't want to be hated...
>>291171944Scariest
>>291172012No, it’s just a sleep deprived guy from europe staying up to spam.
>>291172012I hate you.
>>291172011I'm a NEET but I usually go to bed at a regular time.>>291172038Well that's sad.
>>291172012The fourth emilia birthday thread ended up breaking the schizo to where he has now bizarrely decided that his boogeyman is from Germany/europe(?)
>>291172066kek wtf
Holy shit this fight was amazing. I used to hate Ram but she got redeemed.
>>291172084It's the best fight in the anime, as low of a bar as that is
>Subaru visibly in pain after taking Ram's burden no wonder she's always cranky if she feels this everyday.
>>291172101Groovy vs Eugard will clear easy. Trust.
>>291171758We're on our 5th but this one should be the last one for today. Only about 3 1/2 hours leftStill, a pretty good haul
>>291172101The best thing for me is not even the animation etc. Ram’s swagger and her manhandling that manlet was so satisfying to watch.
>>291172111It doesn't look as painful as it should desu
>>291172111The anime is underselling it, its borderline crippling and he can barely walk if he tries to compensate too much. She's not joking when she said if she kept it up too long he would die.
>>291172084If you don't like her at her worst you don't deserve her at her best
>>291172138>>291172139Yeah, he fell to his knees in the novel when he activated it.
>>291172114If that fight is done better than Julius vs Reid I'll shoot white fox studios into space
>>291172151I disliked her because she always acts like she is on her period
>>291170075sup chadbaruain't seen you around in a while
>>291172101Aldebaran vs Julius >>>
I love Re:zero so much. Please don’t tell me this season is ending next episode???
>>291172163Well...
Was prime Ram supposed to be stronger than Reinhard?
>>291172065If you're american it doesn't count, everything fun happens at night online. Nights are so peaceful and comfy too. God I love being a NEET.
>>291172164Doin good mate
>>291172139>>291172155Would a hug help Ramu feel better?
>>291172187Yep, just one episode left.After that, we will fade into obscurity for like 5 years or so...
>>291171698Stirrups turned me into a footfag...
>>291171929the lowest of low effort
>>291172217Fuck… Re:zero ending. Mushoku Tensei ending soon too. Withdrawals will be tough to deal with
>>291172192No.>>291172212Not really.
>>291171698I noticed there do tend to be a lot of emiliafags in first world countries, especially the US. Not sure how they're concentrated over in Europe.
>>291172242EMT is the white man's waifu, so that tracks.
>>291172241Even with two horns?
>>291172220They look sweaty ew
>>291172212
How similar does Satella supposed to be looking to Emilia? Like identical twins?
>>291171856That's just how we do things around here. 10th anniversary and new episode kept the threads moving pretty fast as well, which is why we ended up having so many birthday threads.
>>291172284Watch S2, don't be lazy.
>>291172274She clearly enjoyed this, since she only went to beat up Subaru when she realized people saw them together and had to pretend that she was mad.
>>291172284Not even twins, clones.
>>291172284Pretty much identical. The idea is that Subaru x Emilia and Flugel x Satella are the hard pairings that the series is based around.
>>291172231the greater /a/ doesn't give a fuck about emilia or rezero
>>291172343this season definitely made me into an emiliafag
>>291172343I miss when Emilia had big boobas, at least I could ignore what she was saying and focusing on the wiggling...
>>291172331I wonder what tappei wants to tell with a looped kinda story. What messages does he want to give
>>291172363pretty muchinteresting how we had the main emilia birthday threads like the one we're in now and then people got on and made new oneslike fuckin search the catalog bro, don't bake
>>291172368This is the best outfit ever
Tickling Emilia until she cries!
>>291172363/a/ definitely gives a fuck about rezero. it is one of the most popular anime rn
>>291172400Flugel is obviously Subaru's dad who isekaied to save him but ended up earlier in the timeline. His mom became Patrasche.
>>291172410It has been a gift.
>>291172400It's a love story
Why does emilia act so stupid? Like she thinks like a child and acts friendly with anyone
>>291170007This WAS in fact, a good episode.
>>291172454Because she is stupid, why are you even asking this?
>>291172400Hard to say, but it looks like a tale of eternal love finding a way through despite loss of information from time/looping shenanigans.
>>291172445>His mom became Patrasche.Tappei... DON'T hire this man, but do plagiarize his ideas.
>>291170118Crunchyroll is dogshit. He said daughter.
I was 9 years old when Rezero season 1 came out.
so THIS is the power of ramuwoah
>>291170034Emili/a/, queen bee she commands the sceneEvery single chappy we're living the dreamNuclear vibes, remfags scatter and runTrvth nvke dropping and we ain't even done
>the Dragon starts repeating his introduction>Based Emilia begins waving at him like a retardFucking kek
>>291172483He said wife, which means Meili will win.
>>291172363Clueless. Also the main point is that we had remfag & tanzafag both hit image limit with ease in their respective threads, this guy can't even go over 10. Its lowest effort, he doesn't care, doesn't like and doesn't participate, this shit is not genuine. The goal is literally just to annoy/provoke posters with the lowest amount of effort possible. That is it. Self reply until somebody yous or just shit up the thread until somebody yous.
>>291172483Those subs aren't from crunchyroll, that's just anon's own fanfic edit
>>291172267She can't have two horns and it wouldn't matter against Reinhard anyway.
>>291170118Meili will say yes next episode.
>>291172516Emiliaking spitting bars out here
Oh
>>291172489D-don't be silly, you need to be 18 to post here haha...
>>291172483Blame yen press
>>291172284In theory identical. Some caveats are that Subaru is a schizo and other people who might have seen them both and aren't delusional like Roswaal have made no comment about it. Its hard to tell what Guese thinks because his reaction is weird and Volcanica will briefly confuse them but he's obviously senile and when he sane he doesn't (he also recognizes Patrasche, or thinks he does in his senility)So as we're supposed to understand it, identical but it wouldn't be that surprising if there's some trick, which could also apply even if they do look identical due to time travel/cloning/illusions and god knows what else.
>>291172532meds
>>291172580Wait, Meili wins? That's nice.
>>291172577anon...
SexWithEmilia
>>291172580Canon wife.
>>291172603That is Subaru's plan, yes.
>>291172290That image is really funny considering Emiliafags specifically said basically all that shit isn't valuable in a relationship because people were commenting on Subaru and Rem having mutual trust and understandiing.
>>291172532He didn't even watch the latest episode, he's just staying up all night spamming the same elf pictures. Don't bother interacting with him.
>>291172454She is a child and she's a stupid child at that.
>>291172626What did the "emiliafags" do next? Are the "emiliafags" in the room with us right now?
>Mogs the animationslop fight from last episodeRamfags I kneel...
If Patrasche is so loyal to Subaru that she would do anything for him, would she let me have sex with her if Subaru's life would depend on it?
>>291172253I can see why
>>291172675This, but with Otto
>>291172646Should be higher than last episode
>>291172645You can "pretend" to be retarded all you want but it was pretty famous on here and got a million replies and reposts because of how stupid you fags are.Emiliafags think relationships aren't built on trust or love or understanding or anything because they can't claim any of that applies to their dumb slut so it has to be bad now. Funny shit, you idiots have been self owning for a decade and going.
Imagine angry Ram chasing you.
>>291172699ELF MILK
>>291172728Scary
>>291172728No bros, running up stairs was supposed to be Emilia's thing, how did she get mogged so hard?
She will be okay....right?
>>291172750Subaru's wife will be okay.
>>291172645They're in the walls, man! Under the bed!But you gotta avoid your meds, or else you can't see them. That's when they sneak up on you. They try to get you to take those meds so that the emiliafags can get you!
>>291172750Subaru will save her.
>>291172532Ram also easily hit image limit on the same day there's a supposed flood of new Emilia art that somehow isn't getting posted at all.Because nobody gives a fuck about the stupid elf.
>>291172728Now that's aura monster
>>291172489Same here, lol.
>>291172762Kek
>>291172775stop
>>291172750Lol lmaoSorry anon but we had too many side-characters. The arc was a clean-up to clear some of them out.
>>291172675Patrasche is a warrior, she would kill you for trying to dishonor her, mourn her master before going out to kill whoever brought Subaru down or die trying.
>>291170034Happy birthday EMT!
>>291170007Every fucking rezero arc is >And then they get split up>Subaru gets separated from his (competent non retarded allies)>Dies in an extremely retarded manner specifically in the most recent arc in the tree 10 fucking arcs in subaru is still retarded
>>291172750Subaru is not allow his daughter to die. Unlike with Shaula this time he is actually invested.
>>291172803You're so close to understanding the single core theme/thesis all of re:zero has. Just a bit more.You got this!
>>291170007I love Rem!
>>291172838You are brown good morning saar
>>291172780My time to be concerned will also come a day, f.am, don't think too much about that.
>>291172594How does he know patrasche?
>>291172331Oh, I seeGuess it makes sense that Emilia won so early
>>291172626I remember that.
lnfags, is there much materal after this season to adapt?
>>291172888There's 10 years worth of seasons
>>291172883That's why we called it the quickwin, yes.>>291172888Vollachia is pretty sizable.
>>291172888Always read the LN.
>>291172895Cute and canon!
>>291172892I hope I'm alive by the time we get Al's wild trip animated
>>291172838What is it?
>>291172884Er...where's the "emiliafags" in the image? The person who made the post didn't mention Emilia at all...
>>291172212Not really.
>>291172884Damn, the elf fan won't like that.
Subaru and Ram would make cute kids
>>291172888WNfags, LNfags are gay clowns. There is enough material for 4+ seasons with some serious cuts, and like 8~ without.
>>291172960told you, they're under the bed, in the wallsyou must train yourself to be able to see the invisible emiliafags wherever they may hide. they could be your school bully, the guy who fucks your mom and throws beer bottles at you or just someone posting something you don't likethey're all emiliafags...all of them...
>>291172991>subaruBarusu*
>>291172991
>>291172997
>>291172965this is Barusu abuse
>>291172744Counting stairs, anon.
>>291172718It's getting review bombed pretty hard.
>>291172960Shush, you'll ruin the narrative.
Is it safe to marry Emilia?
>>291172122
>>291173032why would you want to marry a half devil?
>>291173032Safe or not, Subaru's going for it either way.
>>291172844Does Ms. Rem molest little boys?
>>291173071Who's Rem?
>>291172888S4 ends at Vol.25, the LN is currently at Vol.46.S1 adapted 9 LN volumes, S2 adapted 6 LN Volumes, S3&S4 adapted 5 LN volumes each. Basically, you have content enough for ~7-8 years as of now.
Flugel(Subaru) on the left?
>>291173071
>>291173088>7-8 years Nah, I think it's more like six-seven years.
>>291173117Fine, you win.
>>291173117
>>291173090Flugel - Reid - Hoshin (no one else would get close to reid) - Farsale - Echidna - Satella
>>291173117>>291173149>>291173156SEX SEVEN
>>291173186Was dying 1000 times for this worth it?
>>291172806Until Reinhard kills her
>>291173071every single chance she can get away with
>>291172875We don't know. Guess would be another Diana was also named Patrasche by Flugel. Which means Volcanica can confuse types of things by being similar enough.
>>291173087Emilia you're forgotten too
>Ram has really high magic stats from birth>Ram should get a blessing that’s really good for fightingWhy is Od Lagna like this?
In the chapter that describes the ninja village, it goes into detail about the horrible pain trainees have to endure. Did Yae get her cunny expanded as part of that endurance training? Getting used to sexual pain at an early age would prepare for possible difficulties in the future, surely.
>>291173237He seems to think so.
>>291172960>Ignores the entire rest of the thread, all the context and that you idiots got called out immediately>Hurr durr totally not Emiliafags saying Rem and Subaru have a sick relationship and that they don't love each other, must be anyone else totallySo fucking funny you pretended that was never even said let alone now your new cope is pretending you can't see who said it even though you idiots have been spamming the same shit for the last ten fucking years.
>>291173281Ram doesn't have a blessing at all. And her birthright is absurd stats in every way. Huge mana means huge spells and huge punching.
None of the later seasons have topped from zeroNoneThe tunnel episode had some actual effort put into it but even if both these episodes were great they are still butchered adaptations and the arc 7/8 anime will be even worse
>>291173312More than ten years, check the timestamp. The ten year anniversary of that post was 2 months ago.
>>291173333From Zero is missing half of it which is why retards have pretended for ten years that it proves Subaru doesn't love Rem at all and never did.
>>291173312>ask where the emiliafags are since no one mentioned emilia at all, so no one appears to be an emiliafag>immediate unhinged rant about how they were emiliafags and the one asking is tooHoly schizo meltdown batman
>>29117288410 years later and Emilia is still boring Amazing Bravo tappei
>>291173365Just a little bit of EDS. He'll get over it soon enough!
>>291173365Please don't feed the schizo.
Too bad about the ice particles
>>291173365>No one appears to be an EmiliafagAre you blind, a literal retard, or just on a massive copefest? The entire thing is so obvious he got called out multiple times in that image alone and then kept running with it to defend himself and your dumb elf.Yes, we know you fags are such retarded schizos who hate Rem so much you're the only idiots who lie like that and would reflexively try to shit on Rem by saying something as stupid as that. You've been that way for ten years and literally never changed. You are not helped by all the samefagging you're doing to back yourself up like that doesn't just damn you further and prove everything I'm saying 10x over.
>>291173421puffy vulva
damn so we could've got a better fight last episode but they decided to be fucking tryhard and be artsy fartsy with it. Fuck sake. Naurto vs pain all over again.
Can we save this fighting after the season ends?
>>291173430
>>291173369Yep, its funny. Its been ten years and there has not even been a drop of relationship development since that post was made. Rem had her relationship reset and then rebuilt in that timeframe (albeit still in progress) while Emilia has not taken even a single step forward.
>>291173372I think it might be terminal.
>>291173442Yep, the Japanese will always try to go for some weird art thing to try and make it deep or meaningful.
>>291173369It will never change.
>>291173064Based
>>291172884Damn, Emiliafags really have just spent ten years bitching about Rem and claiming her and Subaru don't love each other. That's incredibly pathetic, but at least that idiot is novel unlike the same exact spam for 5 years.
>>291172960Put em into damage control quick with this one!
>>291173505I'm actually really concerned with the current arc that Emiliia's third trial line is a totally miscontextualized bait and she's just throwing Felix's words back at him and she's the same bland, nothing character she always is.
>>291172884Now that's a win.
>>291170014I see we have another fpbp situation on our hands here.
>>291173535No need to be concerned, she will never have any development. Just business as usual. Felt will take the throne with Reinhard.
>>291173548You already spammed that one.
>>291172884classic
>>291172884You can always tell when the Emiliafag gets mad about something because he goes back to samefagging his old posts to try and spam the thread. This one got him good.
>>291173548Very fitting for our fifth emili/a/ birthday thread.
>>291170020Save Meili, Subaru!
>>291173567Regulus is just your average Emiliafag and its so funny they don't know he was made to mock them.
>>291173597Wait, that's actually funny as fuck.
>>291172884Classic. He won’t like the truth.
>>291173573>>291173580Instantly proven lmao
Why'd the EDS pick up all of the sudden? Was it >>291172960?
>>291173284Her whole body was remade, several times, she can use her vagina like some fucked up succubus, shifting muscles and bones around to add more pressure, change internal structure and generally turn into ball draining semen vacuum.That said she was an assassin first and foremost, so this would have to be natural talent.
>>291173597Damn, Tappei is cooking!
>>291173625partly, but it's also morning in India, which brings with it the usual eds
>>291173643Oh, I see.
>>291173573Noticed that too.
>>291173643Kek its true
>>291173573Proven quite fast.
>>291173630Thats exactly the kind of imagination-sparking explanation I was hoping for.Daily rape sessions before the bone breaking and flesh tearing would have been acceptable as well.
>>291173643I was suspecting this also.
>Emiliafag, my son>You have two choices>You can love your waifu and read the source material and accept what is written>Or you can deny that Subaru loves Rem, reject the source material, and pretend it doesn't exist>Ten years and counting >>291172884
was last episode better than the Julius one?
>>291173721The elf man won't like this!
>>291172960Bro I think you broke him kek
>>291173721Kek.
>>291173702We need the anime staff to not be cowards and to respect Tappei's vision for Yae.
>>291173743Oops.
>>291173573Yeah its in overdrive right now. Probably having a panic attack.
>>291173747
>>291173758Noticed this too. It’s 4am and he’s still in the thread.
>>291173735You mean this episode? Yes, this episode was better than the Julius one.
>>291173767Wow, that's sad. He should go to sleep, it's just an anime.
>>291173721
>>291173702Flesh tearing was happening, breaking and shattering bones to change the bone/muscle structure into something fucked up that allows it as well. The most torture was body optimization and poison resistance, as for the mental breaking it would come from the corpses of all the kids who failed and the initial brainwashing. If Oldbart was rapey his village would be one hell of a place, but he just has murder boners.
>>291173761RESPECT TAPPEI'S VISION. SHOW FEET
>>291173757>in the end, it was not even one of the dreaded emiliafags who shattered the narrative with an innocent question, but a humble ramfagSomething poetic in that.
>>291173757Noticed you forgot to turn on the 4chanX file option. Don’t worry, I reminded you.
>>291173767wait it's 4 am for you? bro what are you even doing here
>>291173821Isn’t it 4am for you? Why are you here?
>>291173808Wow, the single Ram image that you Emiliafags always spam because you only have one? Shit, case closed, it was a ramfag the whole time. A ramfag who has exactly one image he uses in support of emiliafags every single thread. His poor phone can't handle even one more image of his waifu.God you're a pathetic tard.
>>291173770Good, I was getting desperate.
>>291173834no bro I'm in the us, it's 9:30 right now kekyou gotta get some sleep man
Not sure if the answer would be a spoiler but... Since Ram's wand was her horn and it is now broken, does that mean Ram is never going to be powerful or relevant ever again?
>>291173852Tappei tweeted that Ram might come back at 100% in the future in a world ending event.
>>291172884Holy shit I didn't know Emiliafags got slaughtered 10 years ago and that's why they're dumb zombies now that never learn.
>>291173808Often, it takes a ramfag to stomp em out fully.
Remfags are NOT ready for season 5. She's gonna abuse poor Subaru for the rest of the arc 7 and 8.
>Emiliaf*gs>Remf*gs>Ramf*gsStop using the F slur. This place should not tolerate homophobia.
I demand fanarts of nee sama!
>>291173889It gets worse.
>>291172888Never read the LN.
>>291173788Yeah I just read the chapter. I asked because maybe there was some side story hidden in a port-a-potty that Tappei used with more ninja village information.
>>291173852No. There are other wands. It wasn't covered here but Ram realizes that Roswaal only let her go on this trip because of her trump card and thinks him allowing it proves his faith in her to figure it out. She's a little frustrated Subaru gave her the hint to unlock it, but she realizes this is more or less the purpose Roswaal has in mind for her, and Rem I guess. So Roswaal has spare wands, her horn was kind of fat so it doesn't take all of it to make a wand core. There's presumably a finite number of them but who knows how many that is and Ram isn't exactly interested in just doing this randomly because it fucks Rem up.
>>291173889Remchia is nicer than arc 2 Rem. Subaru spends all of the following arcs kissing the ground Remchia walks on as her willing manservant and eager slave. So they indeed are not ready.
>>291173761Yaesex.
>>291173909Tell me that is not official art.
>>291172905>>291173912The dichotomy of man...
>>291173865I think Arc 5 made them really bad...
>>291173944Wait, is that official art?
When Barusu does something silly again.
>>291173915>>291173852Oh, and also at a base level, Ram at the start of the fight is just her empowered by Subaru's authority, so regardless of having a wand or not she can be that strong and that was pretty fucking strong. As such Tappei has to kind of keep Subaru and Ram from being in the same room together from now on if someone needs an asskicking.
>>291173930I could tell you that, but it would be a lie.
>>291173519My conspiracy theory is that it's all a larp by those monogamyfags that hate harems and always say that if rezero ends with one it'll ruin the entire story, they just pose as Emiliafags to get more attention
>>291173950Yes, Regulus is comforting his wife.
Now this, is official art.
>>291173909Vollachia is gonna be WILD
>>291173950Yep. Emilia had a whole cuck arc and Emiliafags got the fetish so now they make up that any time Rem talks to anyone its a cuck scenario. It's really fucking weird. They're just obsessed with cucks and cucking now and barely talk about anything else.
>>291173944Damn! Arc 5 was wild!
>>291173901Here you go.
>>291174006Ahh, that makes sense. So they’re projecting.
>>291174006I noticed this too.
>>291173956Those tits look rather fake.
>>291174006popped em and dropped em with this one
With the final hours of emili/a/'s birthday closing in, it looks like we'll be finishing up our fifth emili/a/ birthday thread as well!And a happy 10th for re:zero too!
>>291173901
>>291173915>>291173962I see! Thanks for the explanation anon! I was always aware that Ram was OP, save for her disability, but I was worried this was like a "last hurrah" before she fades to irrelevance. But if that wand wasn't unique then that is very good.
>>291174037Wat the dog doing?
>>291173643So that's why we suddenly have so much EDS...
>>291174060Partly also due to the emili/a/ birthday celebration, but yes. It should calm down here pretty soon once most of them head to work.
>>291173913The only fun tidbit I remember was that the village explicitly didn't employ breeding pen policy because it was more effective to just kidnap and train.
>>291171800kek emiliashitters in shambles
I miss Roswaal… say his catchphrase for me…
>>291174047There has not been even one birthday thread for her that lasted 20 posts. Your pathetic attempt will be remembered even if you cope and seethe about it for the next weeks and obsess about how you literally can't even get new Emilia art for her birthday.Utter humiliation. You had all month to gather images to even attempt to match what some random Tanzafag could do and you failed.There's not even a single Emiliafag on /a/, what a dogshit "heroine".
>>291173834That own-goal, kek
>>291174047See ya around emiliachad
>>291174092Crazy how Tanza gets more love. We should make Tanza the heroine!
>>291173909How many more times are you gonna spam this image today?
>>291174006I wouldn't call it a cuck arc since she had no interest and regulus didn't touch her, but she did turn into a damsel, and for Subaru he basically got told his crush was kidnapped and could be getting raped by some perv wanting to force marry her
>>291174125Its the emiliafags new toy despite that illustration being almost 4 years old, so I'd expect another 5 years of spam at least.
>>291174056She doesn't really do much for the foreseeable future. Subaru is split up so Ram only fights some fodder late into the arc and mostly has some funny moments but they might get cut since they're not really important. In arc 9 she helps during a big fight but there's so many players she doesn't individually stand out besides maybe having the second funniest reveal in the series. The following arc she hasn't gotten up to much so far aside from being incredibly pissy due to all the shit that has happened since this arc (it all takes place back to back, she wants to sleep)As far as future things she should be relevant to some stuff Rem gets up to and whatever Roswaal is doing with the dragon and however Roswaal and Echidna resolve, so those will be her big moments going forward whenever they happen.
>>291173909Tell me that Rem doesn't...
>>291174142hush, you're ruining the narrative
>>291174088Peendooooooongle
>>291174059beast taming
>>291174047Does look like it'll be five full threads by midnight. Not bad...not bad at all
>>291174122Shut up, Tanza.
>>291174163Dont misunderstand, I imagine Tappei wanted to make it feel like Emilia was in danger of being violated more than just getting murdered as the stakes for Subaru, but we as the audience know regulus wouldn't do that. It's a cuck plot for Subaru alone, not us.
When did Re:Zero become generic shounenshit?
>>291174088Its time to show what magic is truly capable of. Al Shitmyself!
>>291174177It's been a fun birthday this year
>>291174122I heard Tanza had a racism plot where her sister got killed for her antlers and it was better than emilias racist side"plot" after just 1 arc.
>>291174125So long as it gets even a single genuine you or a bothered reply it will be posted. It will be posted even if it is ignored to self reply.
>>291174163The narrative that Subaru was fine with Emilia's new husband saving her and had total faith he would keep her from harm? Because that's a lot more true than whatever cuck fantasy you idiots make up about Goz.>>291174142Its literally a cuck arc. The Japanese love them for some reason. Tappei goes out of his way to say nothing even can happen but it doesn't matter because he knows what he's baiting and why. So now you have Emiliafags saying that Rem freeing Goz from prison, asking for directions, and then fucking off out the window is a protracted sorrid affair, but I don't see you calling that out as fake for some reason. Interesting.
>>291174151There's some sweaty, no-holds barred 'chain breaking' that goes on between them.
>>291174218Parents killed for their antlers and her and her sister on the run from people that want to eat them. Her sister then is then rape murdered basically at random because V*llachians suck ass and not due to the racism per se. Its more consequence and showing than Emilia has gotten all series, yes.
>>291174218To the person who wanted stuff that makes one's imagination twinkle. Odds of Tanza's sister getting it into her every hole by a battalion of horny men before she got dehorned and put on a stake are high to guaranteed. The corpse was in such a sorry state that Yorna went on a local crusade.
>>291174191Yeah, but you'll make the schizo freak out. His EDS depends on this narrative.
>>291174218Tanza is a well-written character.
>>291174242>immediately shows up every time cuckshit is mentionedgo back to selling your sister to dogs portucuck
>>291174120
>>291174229>but I don't see you calling that out as fake for some reasonI don't need to, I obviously know it's just ootsuka being a fucking hack like always. These goz images got spammed a lot a few months back and it was obvious that they were just drawn weird and trolls used it as cheap bait. And in theory you could consider arc 5 a cuck plot but nobody in the audience thought anything would really happen, it's solely to fuck over Subaru and make him suffer, but he doesn't really react to it in any way that matters so Tappei failed on that anyway
>>291174218>emilias racist side"plot"What happened to this? Bordeaux was the only person really racist to her.
>>291174272Do not lump me in with you emiliatards
>>291174193I smiled and exhaled through my nose.
>>291174083They could have used their ninja condoms.
>>291174218Basically you probably haven't noticed but you haven't seen a single beast person that has horns. Rem and Ram sort of count as demihumans that have horns, but since they're concealed most people don't even recognize they are demihumans. Anyway, there is a reason for that, people apparently associate them with witch beasts that all have horns and are so aggressive towards them every horned demihuman race is on the run and congregate in this one sanctuary city. Tanza is a deer which have an extra layer that not only is she considered basically a monster but due to chinese folk medicine bullshit people think eating her antlers will cure anything.
>>291174272I think it's a bit late for thatHe's been freaking out for a few threads now
>>291174321Not even an emiliafag. I thought EDS was bullshit until I saw this thread and the one before it.
>>291174345>people think eating her antlers will cure anythingLmao Vollachia is a country full of wannabe chinese emperors
>>291174304>I don't need toWhy not? You felt like calling out that arc 5's cuck plot isn't one even though it is. So why try to call that out and not the Emiliafag drivel that there's a cuck arc involving Rem and a guy that share less than chapter of screentime together? What's important about one and not the other that you need to label a cuck arc not one and a made up cuck arc is one?
>>291173909Gozhole status?
>>291173944Emilia... no...
I guess Ram was kinda cool this episode.
>>291174397Still not filled with VIncent's semen no matter how much he begs.
>>291174397Fully gozzed. Rem can no longer walk straight.
>>291174317He is... literally still the only person that is racist to her. She gets called into the capital and forced to stand trial of sorts and he just tosses a bit of casual racism but even that he gets sort of rebuffed on and cools off because that's not really the point of the interrogation even though it actually kind of should be a major point as they're discussing Subarru being a witch cultist/archbishop. So you would think if there was ever a time for Emilia looking like the witch of the cult's worship to come up it would be when they suspect Subaru of being an archbishop, but no, they don't even suspect Emilia in the slightest and in no way think she's related to the monster she looks exactly like. Seriously.
>>291173944Regulus was inside her, literally.
>>291174434I can't believe Emilia is used goods now...
>>291174078Wow, you called it. It did calm down quite a bit.
>>291172343i think i love emilia...anyway, anyone have the ram pantyshot screenshot?
Will she say yes?
>>291174463Holy quickwin.
>>291173909Why the "fuck me" eyes? Why did they have to draw it like that?
>>291174383I don't know what you want from me anon, both of those jokes are retarded, sure. Arc 5 is a cuck plot in concept only because obviously Tappei wouldn't actually do that, and Subaru is weirdly nonchalant about Emilia being held captive somewhere on known by a maniac that wants to forcibly marry her, it's lame writing that can't be taken seriously.And I already told you about the goz memes. It's just people taking a hack's art and overblowing it since it comes with no context.
>>291174463Just look at her face, she already agreed.
>>291174463She's his daughter whatever she says. See chadbaru's canon assessment >>291170075
>>291173944Did he really have to draw Regulus fondling Emilia? He already fondled her heart.
>>291174434Yep. There is no way to argue around that Regulus stuffed his magic organ inside her. That's just what happened and Emiliafags have never been the same since.
>>291173909Christ shinichirou's art is so fucking godawful. Fuck.
>>291174434True.>>291174490I wonder what else he did.
>>291174463Meili will marry Subaru.
>>291174473>the engozzening of Rem
>>291174463Nyes. She would but shit happens. And now she's a terrorist or whatever so she'll be lucky if Reinhard gives her a quick end.
>>291174433I don't blame him. All his hate comes from the war and Sphinx killing his gay boyfriend and making him slaughter all his own men. Guy has a hard on for half-elf witches.
>>291174490>Regulus stuffed his magic organ inside herKek.
>>291174473such is the nature of the LN
>faggots & cuckolds
>>291174473You have to understand. Rem told Subaru he was not a hero, then went off to break the chains of the first man she found. That lucky fella was Goz.>>291174571Saved
The only safe ship is Meili.
>>291174579I honestly wouldn't mind engaging in sexual coitus with Meili.
>>291173950Regulus is a lucky man.
>>291174578That's kinda fucked up.
Regulus put his "little king" inside Emilia.Jokes aside, did Regulus have a micropenis? Was that his problem?
>>291174601That’s fucked up. Poor Subaru can’t protect the girl that doesn’t love him.
>>291174609Elliot Rodgers got reincarnated into Re Zero after he died.
>>291174609His authority prevents any change, so unless he turns it off he has permanent erectile dysfunction. For 100+ years.
>>291174474>both of those jokes are retarded, sureSo why is one important to call out to you and not the other? Its a rather simple question. You decided to insert yourself into something you recognized as shitflinging, but only for one part of it and not the other. And its the part that actually has events and text that can be used misleadingly for this purpose and not the one that is entirely fabricated with no basis in anything.Why so defensive of Emilia for some reason to jump to make sure everyone knows her purity is somehow intact even though you're now saying the writing is just silly and can't be taken seriously, while saying something happens that doesn't in any way is just to be ignored because they claim Rem randoms fucks a dude she finds in prison and this is a totally real event. I could sort of understand if you ignored both, but calling out the one that is actually true even if described in a misleading way while lending the idea that the other one actually might be true but you don't know for some reason seems kind of schizo and insane as behavior. They're either both memes or they're not, deciding the one with a number of associated memes because its based on real events needs to be argued against like your life depends on it while saying the other one is fine because you don't read anyway is again, weird schizo behavior that doesn't pass a basic smell test.
>>291174620Blame Tappei.
>>291174609He was too much of an autist to even put his penis in something and give up his precious sperm. Touching his wives would just decrease their value.
>>291174609Just vast autism. No shit, part of his authority required that his dick doesn't actually even work. He didn't even look at his wives or prospective wives nude.
As an anime only, what the fuck is Subaru's Cor Leonis authority? Where did it come from?
>>291174533Yeah, Regulus was inside Emilia.
>>291174518Well like I said, I totally understand where he should be coming from. The issue is Tappei is a pussy so Emilia can't suffer anything worse than a "grrrr, half-devil" meanwhile he'll have an 11-year have her parents murdered and eaten and her sister raped and murder when they thought they were finally safe. Bordeaux should go so much harder and he would be reasonably justified to do so as a character.
>>291174671Greed
>>291174571
>>291174578don't you me cuckold larper
>>291174609Funnily enough, Reggie is basically a cautionary tale for NTR fags. He has a non-functional cock, no ability to empathize with anyone, and gets absolutely destroyed by Emilia, dying at the bottom of a hole drowning in his own shit and cursing her name. Reggie had the ultimate EDS.
>>291174578Kek'd
>>291174533He calls it his little king. There's no lies in marketing though, Emilia didn't even feel it going inside.
>>291174533Kek
>>291173421
>>291174629What the fuck are you sperging out for? I lightly defended Emilia one time, because that's what the post I responded to was talking about, and I fucking hate Emilia. And I already said both are retarded, do you want me to go back in time and edit my original post? You're being retarded.
>>291174578I thought you were bullshitting so I looked it up. What the fuck man.
>>291174757Please do not feed the schizo.
>>291174748PUFFY VULVA
It's crazy how the two maids absolutely style on Re:Zero's romance plot. They're just vastly more entertaining and loveable than other female characters, including Emilia. Even though Tappei tries his best to debuff both (by giving Ram an obsession with an insane clown and literally cutting Rem out of the story as much as possible), they still become the highlight of the narrative whenever they are on-screen, and their chemistry with Subaru is impeccable.Imagine how the story would've been if Subaru was obsessing over Ram and Rem instead of flirting with the wall that is Emilia.
>>291174800It would be a better story obviously if Subaru has the maids.
>>291174719Dem kicks are no joke...
>>291174671Greed. It lets him interact with the souls of people that mutually like him, more or less. The first most obvious feature is being able to tell where they are and a rough estimation of status (via emotion) in a pretty large area. A more complex use lets him shift burdens around, so he can take them on or have them take his burdens and so on. Burden is a bit vaguely defined though, like they'll say pain or whatnot but it acts kind of as a damage cut for the person offloading their pain so it clearly does a little more than that.Due to a blessing the Pearlbaton triplets have some aspects of this permanently, which is why when Mimi got slashed her brothers got hurt too and it kept her alive for a time but if she died from the injury they would too.Rem and Ram's synesthesia is also a natural version of this, seemingly due to the world just kind of indexing their souls in the same place so the souls can share information and stuff sometimes.
>>291174800Subaru is completely obsessed over Rem though.
>>291174800Every anime should have maids because they're always the best characters.
>>291174786That's her ass fangs!
>>291174800You're right, Petra and Yae totally mog most other girls
>>291174870Ass fangs and vagina bonesEmiliachads are FEASTING
>>291174800Maids will always be the best.
>>291174893Emilia's back is hurting from carrying the season in that spandex
>>291174893Still replying to yourself?
>>291174824as i was watching i really disliked the vagueness of the "burden" and thought to myself i'd rather have game mechanics with actual numerical values than vague coughs of blood. this just lends itself to plot convenience, the burden is as heavy as it needs to be.
>>291174757Like you could delete it I guess, but I don't really care about that. Now you're being oddly defensive about something that's being implied while not actually addressing the question. Again, it is pretty simple, why is one meme worth arguing over like your life depends on it but the other one is fine to let stand as truth? Especially again, because one has basis on the story but phrased misleadingly so there's actually no lies present in it on a surface level but the other is entirely fabricated but you apparently don't even know that and willing to accept it as true. Wouldn't that make it more relevant to dig into because even you think its apparently plausible and can't refute it somehow?>and I fucking hate Emilia.Man, you must really, really hate Rem then if you're willing to accept the Emiliafags saying she goes on a huge cuck arc without issue yet willing to stand up for a character you hate based on jokes regarding an arc you know happened to make sure everyone knows the joke must be a joke and mechanically how it can't happen because that's very important for people to know. Then by contrast you're unwilling to say the Goz thing is a joke and jump around sanctimoniously to make sure everyone knows that. Why? Why jokes regarding Regulus' magic organ and marrying Emilia in specific but not 'jokes' about Rem fucking a random dude she meets? What is so important about one category that it is imperative you let everyone know its a joke and the other can be presented as fact without issue or complaint from you?
>>291174952>Ram got to second base before Subaru
>>291174967The ojisan busters.
>>291172750Meili herself thought it was owari. She couldn't believe she survived this.
>>291175018She doesn't survive this without Barusu's bullshit & Betty, so yeah.
>>291172750Subaru better do something about this...
>>291174913There's a bit more detail in the novels, but its still going to be subject to some vagaries and then not necessarily presented consistently. Like for Ram it is supposed to be offloading pain and fatigue but this can result in real damage to Subaru if she hit suddenly or uses too much gas. Then for Meili whatever sharing pain is kind of also keeps her alive despite her new unplanned stomach piercing.
>>291174948If you were in a room with Emilia, Garfiel, Shaula, and Medium, you'd get kicked out for being too retarded
>S5
Toes.
>>291175071You can just answer a pretty simple question, anon. That you can't is more telling than every other weird excuse you come up with as I poke holes in your story and logic. Why is it very, very, very important to you despite "hating Emilia" that you make sure whenever it is brought up that Regulus literally cannot use his dick and that Emilia is pure and that this isn't a cuck arc and nobody got cucked and it can't even be thought of as one, and a million other weirdly defensive statementsBut it is not important at all that it is presented as a fact without issue that Rem in S5 is going to go on a long cuck arc with a random dude and that can just stand on its own (as a fact) and doesn't need to be jumped to the defense of to make sure everyone knows that isn't real either and that cuck arc also isn't one or whatever elseLike you weren't making a joke in response to do a funny or something, just stone-ass trying to explain how mechanically its very important to know that Regulus can't even do anything and that narratively its not even fair to call it a cuck arc even though it literally is and is pure NTR bait all the way down.
>>291175114>Wearing shoesFUCK YOU, RESPECT THE VISION
>>291175185You’re not going to see toes, give up.
>>291172884Funny how much this set them off. Got them writing more cuck fanfiction and everything. It should be posted in every thread.
>>291175210What if everyone got along and we only posted cute art from Japanese artists and discussed new chapters.
>>291175200Chansard will deliver. Trust.They will be in crayon.
>>291174996At least Ram fight was ok enough to make us forget that shit
>>291175221That'd be cute, take it up with the other faggots who won't and don't bother whining to me about it you dumb faggot.
>>291175157Holy shit you must be hated by everyone you know. Either that or you've been here so long all the waifu wars have boiled your brain. You didn't even pay attention to my posts where I explain that goz's situation is some stupid illustration taken out of context, and Arc 5 is a badly done white bread "ntr arc" because Tappei can't commit to anything bad happening to Emilia. Genuinely, there's something wrong with you to sperg out so badly.
>>291175225Honestly as Rem's only major fight both in forever and possibly for forever longer, I would expect them to go all out for it. With what they kept for this Ram episode I would expect they do the toes.
>>291175185Tappei's vision is that SHE HAS SHOES unless she is fighting at her full power.
>>291175275Can this fucker reveal that he has Pride already?
>>291172960Got em spiraling with this one! Nice shot, kid.
>>291175295doesn't reinhard have pride?
>>291175256Sorry anon, but you're "the emiliafag" now.
>>291175256No, I did. Since you aren't getting this, I only care about your native reaction, not copes you make up in response to being called out some of which are just obvious lies.You're the one sperging out to continue to try and make sure I understand that Tappei didn't write an NTR arc at all or anything close to one. Why is that? Why is that so important to you as someone who "hates" Emilia that we must all understand there was no bait, no implication, it could never happen both mechanically and because Tappei is a pussy but the most important thing to take away is that we can never ever call it as such or even joke about its implications or you'll have a cow?Why is that so vitally important to you.But again, a similar situation regarding Rem can be passed as entirely factual without issue and no need for you to try and correct or say Tappei would never do such a thing. Since you seem to be missing the point incredibly hard, I do not care very much what you are willing to lie to me about once I directly call you out over it, that's irrelevant, I am asking what the difference between the two things is that one must be jumped on immediately to make sure nobody can even pass off a joke about arc 5 without your masterful critique so that everyone knows it isn't real but an analogous situation in arc 8 gets to be plausibly peddled as entirely true and you see no problems with it unless directly goaded to comment. Nobody forced you to try and play fun police about arc 5 where you're going to be very certain none of us are telling jokes about its events, but that raises the obvious question why you don't care about other "jokes" just regarding a different character that should be even easier to point out why that didn't and can't happen.Phrased another way, why can we not joke about arc 5 or you're going to have a fit but just straight up claiming arc 8 is a Rem cuck arc with Goz is fine?
>>291175256First time seeing EDS?
>>291175368Reinhard ostensibly can't have Pride because authorities and blessings don't mix. To give him Pride you have to say the effect of Pride for him is to cheat and let him have all those blessings and they're fine with chilling with an authority. As far as we understand it giving Reinhard an authority would probably weaken him since it should remove all his blessings.
>>291175375Cool, here's one last (You) before I stop biting your shitty bait
>>291175375>>291175256Also to further what the point of all this is, I don't want to be bothered by a hypocritical retard for making jokes we've made a million times over, so you're being punished. If you've learned your lesson shut your pie hole and don't stick your nose where it doesn't belong again.
>>291175412What if Tappei lied to hide from us that Reinhard is Pride?
>>291175378No wonder she won the Subabowl
>>291175434Cool what? That you're a projecting, brainaddled waifutard? You follow the formula to a T. Don't care if Rem is slandered, care deeply if Emilia is, start screeching about meds, stop engaging with arguments because they're too rock solid and you dug yourself into too deep a hole, can't even understand what is being said even when its directly spelled out, and then there's your samefag back up to gas you up, who is shockingly obviously the Emiliafag that you will claim not to be but you have literally nothing to say to them at all.Which was kind of the tip off in the first place, wasn't it? Nothing to say to the Emiliafag, willing to go on crusade to defend Emilia's honor. Despite "hating Emilia". And not wanting to be part of waifuwars. Insert yourself directly into one, on one side and maintain strict partisanship until every moment you get called out directly about something and then suddenly you just say that thing bad like you're a stupid child trying to learn to lie for the first time. I only really care about honest reactions, not anything I have to force by calling you out, and all your honest reactions point to one obvious outcome that is reinforced by your peanut gallery.
>>291175446He doesn't seem to outright, knowingly, lie. That is his attempt to explain things even if he might change his mind about some stuff later on occasion. This seems like too core a mechanic to lie about or change that easily.
>>291175528Could being the most loved person in the world allow this anomaly to occur?
>>291175542Not really, the world doesn't like authorities. It seems more likely Heinkel got it for being near Stride when he died (as a fetus) and this explains why the saint blessing skipped him.
>>291175625This was my theory too, but Reinhard is a little sus. He acts like Typhon and judges if someone is a 'monster'.
What if Reinhard was EVIL?
>>291171721I've maxed out Ram thread just for funsies
Ram is...cool?
>>291177143So cool...
>>291174913>this just lends itself to plot convenienceYeah because game mechanics ever truly mattered in those isekais.
>>291177373they mattered in kumo desu. lots of them also just don't give you numerical values, its just "a lot of mana" or whatever
>>291177518>>291177592gross and bland character. Thank God she's been written out of the story