EPISODE 1 IS OUTPRE RELEASE
>>291249517Sorry, I'm waiting for Passione's other show.
What did I think of it?
>>291249517>no subs for a weekwhy even make the thread
>>291249517Doko?
I'm gonna watch Digimon first
ophttps://youtu.be/Z02fDiSNJ7M?si=tD5hCx1NOzVM_VvB
>>291249709i want to hold her bags
doko
koko dayounzips dick
>>291250938y-yamete!!!
>>291250938Ara, gomen ne
it's over
the OP theme is absolute SHIT
>>291249517How old is she again? How did she get the money to invest(gamble)?
but at least we got bikini Mochiko
mama sexo
>>291251237I liked it well enough.
Dad's voice is so fucking bad
How much does this kind of funeral cost?
>>29125123920
>AI slop street poster
>>291251426very fitting
>I'm a genius!
>OH NO!
ED theme is pretty good
>>291251426i mean thats probably on purpose.
>>291251542That's like a thousand dollars. It's bad but not too bad. You only need to suck like 5 dicks to make it back, 3 if you find a stupid gaijin to upcharge.
Mochiko chibi sexo
>>291251514>dump eet
/biz/ subs when
>>291251663>dfc is actually dfcNICE! I hate those fake DFC's that actually have a sizeable chest.
Are you guys winning
huh... I think the director fucked up real bad here... anime: Kurumi first time ever trade (not flash forward scene), didn't take profit, position got dumped and started cryingmanga: Kurumi actually took the profit, her first ever incurred loss was after the campus event with Mochiko, on the way home after part-time job.Also the overall pacing is weird. the flashback with mom was too slow, too long.
>>291249689episode 1 comes out on thursday
>>291251885must be an original epsidoe, they want kurumi to supper early
>>291251932*suffer
>>291251932To suffer, you have to experience joy first. really weird decision if this was anime original direction
>stock trading by PassioneDespair, but also an erection.
>>291249689https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1iRaa6qEhj/?spm_id_from=333.1387.upload.video_card.click&vd_source=f254f57e95416268e8229353ee5981c7
>>291251880I don't feel so good.
>>291251880lol
FX Fighter Kurumi-chan meme coinhttps://x.com/search?q=%24Kurumi+OR+solana%3AEw8KqgSitYucieR5KnSAL2SUFspcwA8AgSuZ5xWspump&src=typeahead_click&cashtagTimeframe=1D&cashtagRestId=solana%3AEw8KqgSitYucieR5KnSAL2SUFspcwA8AgSuZ5xWspump&s=20
>>291251611whats the morale story of this show
Best girl
>>291251211Is this trading Madoka?
>>291253689Gambling is fun!
>>291253689Only gamble if you are a cute girl so that at least you can sell yourself when you lose everything.
>>291249689One word: visuals
>>291252595awesome, now I can lose my money alongside kurumi for the true immersive experience
>>291251861PT said he would do the /biz/ subs if no one else is going to.
>>291251594>>291251615Cute girls + money = _____
I thought this was gonna be a cute girls doing cute things anime but it's really depressing.>>291249689Some people know japanese.
>>291253689just be a fucking normie loser and go all in on the shit and piss 500
>>291251885I think they just wanna discourage people from getting into FX.
>>291256180No he didn’t
>>291251594>lyrics are just listing currenciespeak
>"I'll set the candle time frame to 5 minutes">leveraged to the tits>no stop lossWhat a retard lmao. Though to be fair my first trades were like that too, just with a lot less money on the line.
>>291257862>lol what a retard>btw i was a retard tooNo one cares you muppet.
>>291249689
>>291253689"Just get a fucking job"
>>291257263Girls are super cute when they are desperate.
>>291250750Animation is low budget and the music is sh->sukumizu YasukoI like this OP
>>291258633I guess they put everything into the big boob ryona girl basket
>>291258633They gambled the budget on FX.
>>291258736Despite the topic it's clealy a 'think with your dick' anime. Just turn your brain off and enjoy it.
>>291256180He was late for Danko every time because of his job, even if they were better than the alternative subs. He’s not going to do it.
>>291258122>
>>291251475Oh this is by Passione alright...
>>291259424Is amateur prostitution considered work?
So which girl sells herself for money?
>ruins your life
>>291259775None of them.WEBCOMIC ONLY: Mebuki and Mochiko
>>291259692sex work is real work
>>291260034I hate neutered adaptations.
>page 10I hope the threads will be more lively once subs are out.Also how was Japan's reception to the first ep?
>>291262204The subs are on Thursday. This thread should die.
>>291262309If someone translates it, I’ll sub it
I'll watch this and join threads if you guys teach me how to trade
>>291262204This thread is slow because (almost) nobody knew the ep would be dropped today.FX has the potential of having very active threads with lots of /biz/ shitposting.
>>291262500Ask /biz/ but in short you buy high and sell low.
>>291249689Just make the subs yourself retard. Please, I need the /a/ subs, this shit isn't the same without the shitpost tier translation
>>291263197Not him but I tried to look into subbing and it's a huge pain in the ass.
All you lazy fags would have to do is use an openai script to shit out a translation for you. Then you just time the eng subs and apply them to the filenow someone get to it, chop chop
>>291263470>then you just timeThat's the most time consuming part you retard.
>>291263879Timing takes time? Who woulda timed
>>291263402Give me your translation and I’ll sub it
This will be the aots
>>291263197If you mean the joke translation for the manga, that isn’t even from this board. Why are you calling it /a/ subs?
>>291264690Don't have one, just saying I tried looking into subbing once before but immediately gave up.
>>291264840Translating and subbing are two completely different things. If you couldn’t even translate, why would you even begin to look into subbing?
>>291264905Dude do I have to tell you my entire life story or what?I tried to look into it because of the anime "Mahou no Shimai Luluttolily" which got no official English translation.I understand a bit of Japanese and magical girl anime are especially easy to translate, but after looking at the effort one needs to put into subbing and the garbage software one needs to deal with I quickly gave up.Some sub group ended up doing it in the end and I would watch both the raw and subbed episodes every week due to the subs coming out quite a bit later.As for this anime I can't really understand half of it due to the nature of the anime requiring hard words.
>>291265253Reddit post
>>291265253>due to the subs coming out quite a bit laterby the end of the season they were basically same-day subs
>>291265352Yeah but I couldn't wait, I just had to get my fix.
>>291265397fair enough
I’ll sub it identically to the biz translation but you do realize they changed a lot of things from the original manga to the anime, right? Including her first loss?
>>291262500There's two big buttons. "BUY" and "SELL"."BUY" when the price is high, "SELL" when the price is lowshrimple as that
>>291263470I have whisper downloaded locally but it's pretty shit. Especially after TL
>>291249517I didn't know this was getting an anime. Neat.
>>291266207How much latency is there when clicking the buttons
>>291266517They are college students why would they be lolis?
>>291267180Why wouldn't they? Oh sorry I forgot newfags don't know how lewd lolis were common in anime before it became the most casual medium.
>>291267180don't fucking respond to it
>>291267235>Loli Hater-kun can't help ximselfLike clockwork.
>>291263470>>291263879First time doing this and i'm 5 minutes in. I downloaded the video and subtitle edit. It looks like this does all the work.
Its ready, I wonder if this will be any good?
>>291267486>>291267761Are you uploading it?
>>291267761Why the fuck aren't you just using Aegisub
>>291267761just drop the srt, chad
>>291267898Because he’s using AI to translate it.
>>291267882I need to watch it first to see if its worth it>>291267898I have no clue what that is, I just googled and subtitle edit came up and worked
>>291267943>if it’s worth itNigga just drop the srt
>>291267761the clean raw is 23:15
>>291268115No shit but how is he going to translate it based on the audio rather than the JP hardsub
>>291267957Fine, do what you will https://files.catbox.moe/7ku75k.srt
>/biz/kinoAh fuck I'm trying to watch less anime
Do they want to encourage cashed up otaku to gamble away their money on stocks instead of merch? Won't this nuke the industry more?
>>291249517waiting for this pink titbeast to crash out so I can buy her up for pennies on the dollar!
>>291268432what industry ? i see only win win
Subs are missing in a couple of places but I understood the whole episode, this show is definitely good enough to watch, I'll wait for real subs though.
>>291268560I hope you’re joking. These are unusable. The translation is missing entire portions of the sentence or mistranslated, the timing is bad, are you using a different version than >>291268204?
How sufferotic is this actually?
>>291268667VERY, the girls have massive justifiable crashouts so is nice that the seiyuu know how to scream.
could she have been saved if her dad got out the belt
>>291268643I didn't say the subs were any good, just that they filled in the gaps for me.
>>291251988Plus most people who get into gambling type shit win first to get that high they end up chasing. If your first ever trade was to eat shit and die you really aren't going to chase that feeling.
>>291251885Huh maybe this is psychological ryona anime and I'm down for that. The director understood the assignment
>>291268204it's a rough watch but it has its moments
Making money on the trade market is so easy. Just take out a gigantic loan from japanese banks at 0% interest, then buy up foreign bonds that pay 5% and pocket the difference. Infinite money glitch.
>>291249517It is here.
>>291268560I was gonna do subs in the same fashion as the manga, which is to say /biz/ memes, but I'm only a few minutes into the episode since I'm timing it from scratch and translating any inconsistencies/additional scenes. I also have to be an employim, so more likely tomorrow. Assuming someone else doesn't /biz/ify it first. It'll have simulcast subs when the anime airs on television/streaming services on Thursday.
best loli show of the season already
>it's a "Korumi-chan cashes in on oil prices changing weekly due to the weekly bombing/peace negotiation announcements" episode
>>291269399That’s all anyone wants, waiting for your subs
>>291268204>20:12>If it were me>Able to be determined>Woodabsolute kino
>>291268204>>291267761A for effortdomo
>>291269866AI for effort you mean
>>291268693>nice that the seiyuu know how to screamYou're a psycho, dude.
>>291269399Where are the subs?
>>291269399Bless you, anon. I can't wait
>>291269438Mangaka is still at it btw, check their xitter, they're going crazy over the USD/JPY
>>291271752This anime is for psycho its for people who act and live crazy and think were all hot shots and high rollers
>was advised to buy into buttcoin when it was only 10 cents>didn't because my mom told me not to>could have bought buttcoin when it was at $8kdidn't because my mom told me not to>could have bought silver when it was $22 an ounce>didn't because my mom told me not towhy the fuck do I keep taking terrible financial advice from my mother? I could literally have been a millionaire. now I'm jobless, nearly broke, and with zero investments.
>>291269399Okay where are they, it’s not funny anymore
>>291269399Godspeed anon
>>291272542Well now you know. Women are emotional and risk adverse, they are not good with investing.
>>291249517now this is one I've been looking forward to
>>291249517This is my anime. It was made for me!
>>291269399I await the /biz/ subtitles.
>>291249517We finally got our season 4, snekbros
>>291276094The chapters this episode covers don’g even have any good /biz/ jokes except BOGGED.
>>291272623Like I said, hopefully later today. Tomorrow at the latest, especially if there's any video editing to include. I have to be a wagie, I didn't hit it big on FX.
>>291259654>PassioneWhat the fuck? I thought student council was their sex show this season. They're releasing two simultaneously?
>>291269399Do you want a hand with timing and typesetting? I'm really unsure I have the time and have a shitload of other personal projects on clearing up by Wednesday night, just going to bed now.Subs will be simulcast for the remaining episodes so starting a crew for this it's probably pointless. Remember to unfuck the purple lines to snap to where the actual keyframes are by changing the video source to BestSource or VapourSynth or something. I haven't done this for a while. Typesetting shit is all in Dependency Control.Ganbare anon.
>>291276281don'g...
>>291277109What purple lines
>>291251192Like 15k?Sure not an insignificant ammount of money, but manageable
>>291259424>ends up with a job/working anywaylolololol
>>291277412It’s an AI post, ignore it
>>291257263If it’s just girls suffering, I’ll skip it.
>>291277635She literally has a daycare job from Mochiko, she's in a better position than most of us.
>>291251885If I got dumped on my first ever attempt, I’d probably say ‘fuck this’ and do something safer, like flipping stuff on eBay. Why would she want to continue FX trading if she doesn’t have the high of an initial win to chase?
>>291278129Because her original excuse is that she's doing this for her mother.She only admit way later that she's a greedy pig.
>>291249517How many episode until the prostitution arc is animated?
>bullish candles are red>bearish candles are blueThis upsets my autism.
>>291278122Are you retarded? You do realize that most of /a/ works, right? A daycare job is extremely low in terms of average pay.
>>291278861delusional
What's a bull? What's a bear?
>>291278907If you think otherwise, you’re either a pessimistic zoomer or a delusional retard stuck in the 2000s. This board has long since been overrun with normalfags.
>>291278861Kurumi's job is likely low pay as she's more of a janitor who can fool around.IRL, most daycare jobs are in HR or manager position and those pay well.And in many western countries, it's cheaper to have those useless jobs than to pay a fine for not having enough women in your company.
>>291257631Actually smart, my friend read the manga and loved it so he was inspired to invest in the FX for fun but then he was so fucking stressed for the entire week before swearing off it (hopefully) forever
>>291259424fuckin' based pinkslut
>>291279346You are extremely out of touch with reality.
>>291279642This is literally my reality, faggot.
>>291279642Anon, it's literally something you could see in the big tech industry recently, when the economy got bad they fired people and most of them were women working daycare jobs at fucking google and equivalent.
>>291276764WHERE
>>291277615That's a lot of money in Japan, a little less than the yearly wage of a salaryman.
>>291279896Grim
>>291280220It's just mean that the yen has not inflated like the dollar did.Also people have different cost of living depending on the country, burgers are crying about gas prices but we europoor have to pay double of what they pay for gas.
>>291278912You'll see these terms all the time over on /biz/.A bull is the person who performs the cuckolding in a cuckolding relationshipA bear is a gay man typically identified with a large and hairy frameIt is possible for someone to be both simultaneously. Hope this helps.
>>291280220Not really, you can get a full meal for less than 1000 yen, it's all about how expensive things are anon.
>>291278912Bull market: when everything go upBear market: when everything go down
>>291251192
>>291249517Don't think I can get into this show, the character designs are too ugly
>>291281088lol
just bet on horses instead
>>291278240I wish....
>>291271925incest in bitcoin
>>291281278based umachad
>>291271925>>291281620giwtwm
>>291269399>>291276764Same thing as Danko, you need to quit your job to make funny subtitles for me.
>>291276134No.
>>291279427>>291257631I would respect if, if that is the intention, the world is full of retards who watched Wall street and wanted to be the guy who unironically says "Greed is good" in the movie.
>>291285311Literally me :D
>>291286913interneto okane desu
>another niche anime colonized by off-siters
>>291287907Same site motherfucker
>>291249671>>291249709>>291251594>>291259424I want to rape this creature
>>291288769Are you a cute girl?
>>291289889but only old men fuck these girls
>>291284110Unironically, yes. I spent all day working. Probably subs finished by tomorrow (after work). OP/ED karaoke if I'm not lazy.
>>291252595God damn I love gambling(investing).
>>291291066Oh no...
>>291291066Uh oh wagies
I wonder how much the mods will tolerate the threads for this show functioning as stealth /biz/ threads.
>>291291192why is it so cathartic to see cryptobros get what they deserve?
>>291291192Really makes you think.
>>291291192Me
>>291268204$ grep -i harem 7ku75k.srt | wc -l49kek
Why are they airing this during a historic financial crisis that is a combination debt crises, stock market losses and currency hyper-depreciation?Is this anime made to mock /biz/?
>>291294538>why did they make an anime that is extremely relevant and relatable
>>291268802>pinkwojak.jpg
>>291294538>Is this anime made to mock /biz/?/biz/ makes itself a joke
>>291286148>and wanted to be the guy who unironically says "Greed is good" in the movie.hey that's me
>>291279896Bullshit.
>/biz/ = pink wojaks>FX Senshi Kurumi-chan = pink fmchmmm
Wait, is nobody subbing this show? Like, at all?
>>291295035too many anons itt can already watch it without subs
>>291295173I'm not good enough to translate /biz/speak, so I guess I'll skip it then.
>>291295035Can you not read? This episode is a japanese pre release (no subs) and some people are thinking of doing it. It will be much easier to do meme subs however when the episode drops for real with official subs because people can copy paste the timings.
>>291263402You just give GPT-6 Astra the full video and tell it to create subs and it will sub it with a better translation than the shit that Crunchyroll puts out.
>>291295234Reminder that crunchy is shit.
>>291249623That's on Sunday
>>291252246ABOJ is back baby!
Finally, an anime I can related to. no need to self-inself myself because I've already been in her shoes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHtmKYQSKTQ
>>291295535>no stop lossis she retarded?
>>291295587She is a rookie, she is allowed to make rookie mistakes.
>>291295587She's doing forex, being retarded is a given
>>291295606>rookie>using their entire bankroll with maximum leverageit's kind of sad how common this is
>>291295587
Why exactly do anons want a translation that’s like the unfunny manga one? The first chapter covers almost exactly what the first episode does, with the exception of a different ending. There’s almost nothing in there that isn’t already from the source. You’re telling me 4chan thinks stonks is funny in 2026? The translation doesn’t even find its consistency until a few chapters later and it’s the same shit as the first but with a higher frequency.
>>291259692The taxman says yes
>>291295195Where the fuck are you seeing anyone subbing this shit
>>291295679leverage is just a fancy word. it doesn't mean anything.Money is artificial, just numbers on a screen.YOLO
>>291295261Because it uses an Israeli software?
>>291249689>2026>still needing MTL subs edited by trannylators
>>291295927Google did it first.Incidentally, this video came out 5 months later.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-rfBsWmo0M
>>291295764Read the thread.>>291290393
>>291292543mostly because of how cock sure of themselves they get after watching finance gurus on tiktok and how far the fall can be.extra fun if you can egg them on by telling them how retarded they're being so you can swoop in with the 'I told you so' afterwards
>>291250750no peek frame while she's walking up the stairs is disapointing
Does this have a character that invests in low risk places for long term benefit or is it all retards who gamble because they're wagies and end up wagies with massive denbts?
>>291296926>denbtsKill yourself.
>>291296926The latter.The current manga arc does have character who do the former but the focus is not on them.
>>291249517I thought the OP was really catchy. Looks like a funny show so I'll pick it up.
>>291298020The OP sucks, the ED is good.
>>291288769She got pumped and dumped already.
>>291295035I can't tell if it's newfags or just actual retards. There have been pre-airs of anime since the first time streaming became relevant well over a decade ago. Why the FUCK would a streaming service subtitle a preair unless it's also meant to be released on wherever they host their shit? This was on youtube only.
>>291294538Kurumi-chan is just pink wojak all over again lmao
>>291264833>Why are you calling it /a/ subs?mental retardation
>>291298764How?
>>291251688>>291251252OK I can ̶m̶a̶s̶t̶u̶r̶b̶a̶t̶e̶ ̶t̶o̶ work with this
>>291294538You can profit off all of those btw
>>291295535NO CRYING IN THE CASINO
>>291299030Can (you)?
>>291294444Is she an oppai loli?
Will the anime reach when Kurumi tries to kill herself?
>>291301128Unless the pacing is really fast and they just bulldoze through a bunch of nothing chapters, probably not
>>291295535Were kurumis tits always that big ?
i dont know what is worse, being a gambling FX addict or a gatcha game addict
Let me know when best girl arrives
>>291301501She pad her bra with dollar bills
>>291251885Suffering, why would they fuck up muh favorite investing anime
>>291301677>she gets flatter the more money she losessasuga
>>291301731and rounded the more she earns.remind me of that Skyrim mod that expands women breast size based on magicka amount
>>291296841>and how far the fall can beThis for me, I just saw a few months ago a friend from uni who was now making ends meet after wasting 50k of money on some memecoin
>>291250750What the fuck is up with this pseudo denpa OP?
>>291302177Considering the topic at hand that can leave you with tens-hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt ruining not only your life but your family's leading to a spiral of horrible and life ruining decisions, it makes sense
>>291301523Technically, she's not playing gacha yet.
>>291301558Cute pitiful pits
>>291251276I could have fixed her
>>291250750What she says at the beginning is some kind of disclaimer ?Also im glad the anime manage to keep Yasuko is completely flat.
Now that the anime is out, will we see an influx of /a/nons getting into FX trading?
>>291303999Only people already into trowing their money in a blender would be dumb enough to try.It's like watching Yani Neko and your takeaway is to start smoking.
>>291303999I think the lesson from Kurumis and her mom story is that you should not throw your money in FX or the stock market unless you have the privilege of losing money.
>>291303999It seems the author wants to rugpull his audience.
>>291303999If this was true why would they sabotage the 1st episode and have her lose money instead of make money.
>>291304053I started smoking AND drinking due to it, it's fun don't regret it.
Why do people become gamblers?
>>291304443Dopamine
>>291304443Addiction
>>291304103What if he starts a shitcoin?
>>291304443If they didn’t fuck the first episode up you would know and understand.
>>291305470What did they fuck up?
>>291305502She’s supposed to make money on her first trade to cement her addiction to gambling but for some reason they changed it to where she lost money but through determination she’s going to continue which is gay and lame. See >>291251885
>>291295733Attention whores must attentionwhore and ruin any thread they can.
>>291305852She literally said in the anime that she's doing it to prove that her mom could've lived if she let her try.t. animeonly
>>291306014Yeah but it makes more sense if she manages to win in her first try, to create the false hope. Why would you continue gambling when your first attempts were in vain and you only lost money?
>>291306281When I went to a casino I sank 70 euros then bet 15 more and made it all back and left. Why did I bet more? Idk, that's just how humans go.
>>291306281>Why would you continue gambling when your first attempts were in vain and you only lost money?To try to win your money back?Addicts are addict for a reason.
>>291306281Gamblers famously always quit when they start losing money.
>>291294538>>291303999there are already asmr works with girls who service you in exchange for your pachinko winnings (RJ01203386),and there is one joislop i noticed with how ridiculous it sounded>Joon and Shion turn you into a degenerate futures derivatives contract traderbut it got deleted so you can't even laugh at it nowso it's not like nips or neets don't remember kaiki
>>291306323>>291306398>>291306825You are forgetting one crucial detail: she was not a gambler at that point in time. Gamblers become addicted precisely because they tasted victory once, continued, and now they want that easy dopamine hit even if it costs them money.>Gamblers famously always quit when they start losing money.>startThis is the key word here, she didn't even won any money today.
>>291307161>she was not a gambler at that point in timea gambler is born, not made
>>291303999He wants to scalp the new wave of idiots
The anime needs more prostitution
waiting for blazingnot downloading jeetshub
>>291310329well it's crunchy this time, not jeetshub
What currency does she say in the ED after the chink shit and before Bolivian? I need /biz/ experts on the case.
>>291310329What the fuck is blazing
>>291310724you'll find out
>>291310541Of course no one here knows, they don’t know shit about FX
>>291311524I'm actually really into the mundell-fleming models myself.
>>291310329You know blazing isn’t subbing this?
>>291251276Mama was so cute...
>>291311650crack that grammar book, ESLyou almost got it have
>>291312401???
>>291295606LMAO
>>291272542never trust women with financial advice. women are more naturally risk adverse than men.
>>291295587yes.
>>291295587She's convinced it will bounce back and a stop loss would cuck her out of that.She doesn't want to cut loss, she wants to maximize her gains.Mochiko is the one who play it safe and constantly cut her loss, even in her personal life.
>>291313239trvke
>>291294538You lost bobo
>>291304079>or the stock marketYou should definitely invest your money into stocks. If it's just sitting around then you're losing money to inflation anyways.
https://nyaa.si/view/2167674Here are the subtitles for the pre-air, meant to follow the meme manga translation. The bitrate of the pre-air is fucking atrociously bad, so there's a lot of scenes where the frames are blending together which shouldn't be the case when it properly airs. For everything else, it's done based on my JP so it's probably not perfect. I subtitled and karaoked the ED, OP maybe next episode if I continue. That said, the first episode covered only the first chapter (with the alteration of Kurumi now losing) and there isn't much in way of the meme translation. I did add a few personal touches here and there but I didn't want to have it become something entirely different, so I didn't go overboard.Given that this is going to be simulcast from tomorrow onwards, I probably won't continue with the meme subtitles unless people really want and are willing to wait. I might re-time these tomorrow to the proper episode release. If I do continue, it wouldn't take anywhere near as long since timing would be done by the services hosting it (even if their timing isn't perfect) but I'm still an employim so, shit is not happening same day. Have fun.
>>291315219ITS TIME
>>291315219Where are the pink wojaks
>>291315219Wait pokemon trainer actually contributes instead of shitting up threads with his trip?
>>291315219Thanks, will download asap once I get home.
>>291315395Newfag larp
>>291315422I was joking, I actually barely see him around since I guess he hates anything I like. Although I've been traumatized off of namefags and tripfags ages ago.
>>291315525>he didn’t watch Danko
>>291312401but burgers treat groups as singular. are you some commonbong?
>>291315563The “group” is one person
>>291315554Sorry I'm not into sports
>day trading anime showTop is in
>>291315646Or lolis or fanservice or anything /a/ likes apparently
>>291315672I am into those, just not when they're packaged with sports.
>>291294538BIG TITS COIN is pumping doe
>>291315666>666I wonder who's behind this dump
>>291315708So you’re not into those
>>291315855That's a very weird argument you're making.
>anime about getting wrecked by tradingBottom is in boys, BTC is pumping.
>>291315896It’s a fact not an argument
>>291315592all the more
>>291315525He’s been here for like 20 years now
>>291249517Dammit I was preparing for tomorrow
>>291303999fx doesn't seem to be as big in the west, people would rather buy penny stocks or memecoins if they want to gamble in trades
>>291305339I would kneel if that’s what it was a scheme for
>ED is all the different currencies>no shekel
>>291316566It sounded like they were going to say new shekel but then said Guatemalan quetzel instead to not upset kikes
>>291310541Apparently it's the UAE Dirham, I thought it was dinar or something.
>>291316756They already said dirham in the ED, they don't reuse it.
>>291316765Nvm I'm retarded I was looking at the wrong part
>>291315219Fansubs in current year?
>>291316128But fx is fun!
>>291317260Daytraders are never gonna make it.
>>291251713Which one is the scalper?
>>291315947>missed the bottomHow I cope?
>>291318808Don't worry, I bought BTC on the covid bottom and sold not 1k later feeling proud, only to see it jump all the way to 50k. I'm a paper hands.
>>291318875>>291318808from the first 1000k$ peak till today it's still an 8400% return, 40% yoy.stupid to not treat it the same as more volatile broad etfs.
>>291318808Wait about 20 minutes
>>291318968>>291319204I won't buy the top, I'm waiting for a correction
>>291303999>>291317260He is going to get broken and poor before the anime ends.
>>291315666Don't listen to Satan, we're all going to be rich!
Can you actually end up both rich and poor from this? Like, sure you can lose money if you’re using borrowed money, so I guess you need to be a recreational massage worker or something. But what if you’re using your own money? What if you just don’t pay the negative balance?
Daytrading is a meme. If you were good at it, you would be working at a hedge fund.
>>291319701why would i be working, the reason i daytrade so that i can escape the matrix.
>>291319452>But what if you’re using your own money? What if you just don’t pay the negative balance?You need to send your money to the platform first to be able to do anything.You cannot not pay.>sure you can lose money if you’re using borrowed moneyUnless you're already rich, you need leverage to make meaningful gains at FX because you're literally betting on cents.
>>291319452If you bet 1% of your money on each trade then it's quite hard to lose all of your money, but it's also hard to get rich. However opportunities with low risk and high return do exist, but they're either super rare or you have access to information that other people don't (generally insider trading).
>>291320147Give me all your money I promise to 10x in 2 weeks with a 99.99999% chance.
>>291319299He got whacked by the gold gigadump this year and the recent usd.jpy move. Bro leveragemaxxes and gets fucked just like the anime girls in his own anime
>>291320147being able to guess where the market is going 51% of the time is incredibly valuable when you're backed by billions of dollars. but that 1% edge washes out with your wagie bucks.not that day traders have that ability. the entire day trading industry is run on tricking retards into thinking gambling isn't gambling.
>>291320713sure you can earn on the market, but also bear in mind you're competing with math phds who have thousands of small small trades (quant) per second going on, set up automated so there's no reaction time, and on direct fiber link to the exchange.good luck lol
>>291315219What’s the difference between the official subs and these?
>>291295587Stop losses either cut away profits or fail to work properly during sharp drops. They only make sense to people who never trade.
>>291321006You shouldn't even be inside a trade if you don't know where you're going to cut your losses. It means you had no strategy and are just gambling.
>>291320975The difference is these actually exist.
>>291321046>It means you had no strategy and are just gambling.hey, gamblers can have strategies
>>291321046I'm talking about the stop loss order, idiot.
>>291320975The manga's TL assume you have an idea of trader jargon and /biz/ memes based off of that jargon. Crunchy will likely sub it pretty fucking terribly since it requires some niche knowledge. They can't even get things like baseball terminology right in a baseball show or racing terminology in a racing show. Good fucking luck in a cute girls doing financebro anime.
>>291321140And?
>>291321174Holy crap you're retarded lol. Please never give advice ever again.
>>291321474You've never traded a single stock in your life, fuck off.
>>291320713>>291320775It's much harder to move billions of dollars unnoticed. Strategies that work with 10000 dollars won't work with 1 million dollars. Find the correct market, strategy, and competition.>math phds who have thousands of small small trades (quant) per second going on, set up automated so there's no reaction time, and on direct fiber link to the exchange.You're talking about HFT? HFT algorithms compete on speed, so they can't be too complex. Their competitors are also other HFTs. They make money on small fraction of a cent spreads, not multiple cents or dollars on larger time frames. You're not competing with HFTs.
What happen if your internet gets cut during trade?
seems people got the buisness thread they wanted, the only curves i'm interested in are the female ones, if you know what I mean.
>>291322039lol sure. whatever you tell yourself buddy.
>>291322403Well I guess trading is probably not for you anyways. You need to dedicate at least a couple years studying finance, market structure, and statistics. And then you need to have to right personality for it. It's very rare to be successful.
>>291322039Lol quants are 100% targeting retail idiots who think technical analysis is real, literally the easiest money to make.
>>291315219thanks for theseI'll happily waitI think you'll see more movement on this than you're expecting especially because it has cross board appealalso trying to do this on a shitty pre-air just made it more difficult than it should be
>>291322831If they were targeting retail then it would be even more obvious what they're going to do, and they could be front-run by other quant firms.
>>291322196Assumed risk lmao
>>291322956>If a lion was going to eat me in the savannah it's actually okay because other lions would front-run him.
>>291323093>food analogy
>>291323216
bros how do I learn how to invest and not lose my shirt? I can't post on /biz/ and they would probably give me fake advice as a joke anyway. is it a waste to just pay a jew at a management firm to do it for me?
>>291323357Read Buffet, Munger, watch their interviews, read Nassim Taleb, dig up his twitter on anything finance-related. Don't listen to 99% of advices.
>>291323470Buffett*
>>291322932Yeah, timing and translating it manually (at least for the portions that aren't directly from the manga, of which there are a few) was a pain in the ass but it also wasn't supposed to take as long as it did. It should have been out Tuesday at the latest but work kills. Everyone should do FX trading instead.
>>291323357Put your money into an ETF and you're guaranteed to make money long term to at the very least fight the inflation devaluing your money.
>>291323357basically just auto buy an index fund like $VT or equivalent and don't look at it again until you retire. /biz/ is literally a containment board for crypto scams and gambling degenerates, they don't invest at all. if you really want to understand some of the theory read "a random walk down wall street".none of that shit in >>291323470 matters anymore. professional investors that can beat the index consistently are extremely rare. learning to invest yourself is not a good use of time.
>>291322707>And then you need to have to right personality for it. It's very rare to be successful.basically the sales pitch for your average pyramid scheme. except marketed towards lonely men instead of bored housewives.
>>291323798Lol, don't read Markiel, he's a fraud, Modern Portfolio Theory has been debunked ages ago. You can still learn to invest while putting your money in an index. Successful investing has always been rare because people usually don't have the discipline/patience, but it's not that impossible.
>>291323916I don't know how any of that sounded like a pyramid scheme pitch. I'm just saying that if you're going to play poker then you should probably learn the rules first.
>>291323732>>291323798what about buttcoin and gold/silver?
>>291324695No clue, I wanted to have 1000€ in physical gold in case of some crazy emergency but now it's high I think so I'm gonna pass.You should buy gold when it's low with money you're not gonna need in the foreseeable future.Bitcoin is a meme and gambling.
>>291325048so the thing about dividing your investments between stonks, metals, land, and so on isn't important?
>>291325048All of it is gambling you retard
>>291325074An index fund or ETF will already diversify your stocks for you and win long term, that's all I know. Other than that you're gonna be gambling I think.
>>291325239You're also gambling buying indexes, the market is overleveraged and going -80% once the AI bubble pops.
>>291325546>popsNot happening
>>291325074>>291325239That index anon is wrong. While it is true that you are getting diversification benefits by investing in an index, you are not actually diversifying in the sense of reducing correlative risk but by reducing unsystematic risk (the simple concept of not having all your eggs in one basket (stock)).In simpler terms, as the other anon puts it:>>291325546General indexes right now are quite tech heavy, so you can't really 'diversify' it away by buying more of the same index, as the ratios stay the same. For example, if you bought the broad KOSPI (Korean stock market) index, you'd still be like 50% tech with samsung etc. This is why alternative assets, such as commodities and real-estate, have value as hedges. They often have small or even negative correlation with the equities (stock) market, this is how you can actually produce a diversified portfolio. Of course, diversification isn't just about what you buy, but also where (geographical diversification) and even with what currencies (currency diversification)/currency pairings. It's all very interesting.
>>291324695>>291325074yeah, just buy the index. people telling you to do that other stuff are just over complicating things to sell a course or some shit. unless there's a more specific question I'm not keen on typing out an essay for a 4chan post.
>>291325683Fuck off, drooling retard.
>>291326367Cope.
>>291324695Metals are for keeping (at least some) of your money's worth long-term, shitcoins are for buying drugs
>>291325074if you know how to buy and hold land at good (low) tax rates, and don't choose a shitty plot in the middle of nowhere, you're guaranteed to see it rise in value. my family's land, even if not a lot, beat any fairly safe index fund you can imagine by a good amount. again, if you know how to play your tax codes, which you likely don't.>buttcoinit rose a lot since it started. it will rise again too, it has a hard coded unit limit, unless everyone switches to paying with other coins.
>>291326480You don’t use shitcoins to buy drugs, you use monero.
>>291326718>it will rise again
>>291303999The author is a complete degenerate gambler retard. If he wasn't getting money from the manga then he would unironically be living on the streets. He invariably always fucks up his trades. They're either shit trades or he gets greedy and doesn't close and it ends up reversing.>>291319452When you signed up with the service you gave them all your info, including address. Don't pay the negative balance? Then they send it to collections or if the balance big enough I guess they'll just sue you directly. Then the real fun begins.>>291324695Its all the same in the end. Buy a total market ETF, Gold/silver, or whatever mix you want. But buy regularly for the next 20-30 years. The biggest thing is to not get scared during a downturn and even if you're in the red just continue your regular buys and you'll be fine in the long term.
>>291327592>Buy a total market ETF>including 3rd wold marketfuck that shit. just buy VTMGX or VEA instead
The screams are good.
>Going all on in your first trade
>>291315219hontoni arigato gozaimasu
>>291324695buttcoin is even worse than fx
>>291328603I'm kind of retard you know
>>291328603How do you expect to make money if you don’t?
>>291328603If you're going to do it its kind of the best time to
>>291329859Liar Game is shit
>>291330419sonna!
>>291330419
>>291324091>Markiel>Modern Portfolio Theorytroll, bot, or AI post? cause Random Walk Down Wall Street isn't even about MPT, it's about market efficiency. don't know how else someone can mix those two up. guess /biz/ is leaking into /a/ for this show's run.
>>291328603When they announced the covid scamdemic, I instantly went all in on gold. Best decision of my life.
>>291331619I profited from much of that run-up myself, and recently I have again taken up a huge position in gold. I don't think the interest rate hikes the market expects are going to happen. Also, gold has been sold off due to rising yields, but rising yields indicate that gold is winning the reserve asset competition vs. the dollar and that there's little appetite for long-term government debt. Does anyone honestly think 30 year U.S. treasuries are "risk free return" anymore?
>>291331619And what did you get out of it aside from non fungible currency
>>291331669Sold them in 2025, I have a fully paid house and 2 cars, still a virgin though kek.
>>291331700anon, you might want to figure out what kind of places kurumi's mom was working in.It's a hostes club or kyabakura but soaplands exist
>>291331700Probably because you spend your time blogging on Tunisian racketeering forums
>>291331723And she couldn’t make back 20 milly? Jap sex industry is a joke
>>291331768Those things follow a pop star like distribution. The top earners literally ride around in ferrari's and the average case like... barely cover rent and living expenses, maybe schooling. She also could have gambled away more!
>3 lots after reading the most basic bitch FX booksThis bitch is insane. Hopefully she doesn't go full retard, 1:500 XAU/USD style like a degen at the casino.
>>291251211butt bump
>>291331619lol could have done the same thing with a regular index fund (dividends included).so you took on a ton of risk and ended up with roughly average returns and convinced you pulled off some kind of genius move?
>>291332445And gold is the only line on that chart that doesn't completely nosedive during covid, meaning if you use the same timeframe other anon did gold would be even worse comparatively ahahaha
>>291332445I have $2100 in cash sitting in my E*Trade account. Is this just the best thing to do with it? To buy an index fund?
>>291332675Do you have an emergency fund, poorfag? If so, yes, but an ETF for something like the S&P500 is better.
>>291332445>>291332648>you took on a ton of risk>gold is the only line on that chart that doesn't completely nosedive during covidAnon too low IQ to realize he contradicted himself in 2 posts.
>>291332675start with the bogleheads wiki (as in John Bogle, inventor* of the index fund). been the de facto guide to passive investing for a long while now, if not a little out dated.
Judging from the mangaka's record, if you just short everything he longs and long everything he shorts you'll make a killing.
>>291332841gold doesn't crash for the same reasons stocks dogold still risks crashing for different reasons and it has beforethis is not that complicated
>>291333343If it doesn't crash while the other option you mentioned crash then it's not ton of risk. Not complicated too right?
>>291332675No. The very fact that it's the most common advice means it isn't. When "passive investing" in index funds is very prevalent, corporations undertake all sorts of measures to game the system. One gratuitous example: they make uneconomic (non-synergistic) acquisitions just to game market-cap requirements for index inclusion. The indices are clogged with absolute dogshit stocks and will greatly under-perform reasonably competent stock picking over the coming years *for the very reason that everyone says "ackshually just buy an index fund."*
>>291303999Would this guy have killed himself a while ago if this wasn't popular? I've never seen him actually winning and I'm sure he doesn't care either, he's just a gambling junkie
>>291332675Selling leverage 0DTE options
>>291333583I maintain a little portfolio on WeBull that I've picked some stocks on. It's mostly concentrated in mining and minerals stocks. It was up %65 since I'd started it until the recent market volatility, which I assume is largely driven by the chaos in the bond markets.
