/a/ will never have this
>>291260210Is this a new manga by the author of the heart disease one? I hated how that ended
>>291260210I proposed to my gf last weel and she said yes. Granted my parents helped me arrange this relationship, she is a relative of my mom's but still
>>291260210yeah, I have a real bed
I had girls initiate being the interested party several times in my life. That was pretty nice.
>>291260291Looks like the effects of inbreeding are already noticeable. You sure you want to continue?
>>291260336doesn't matter, had sex
>>291260210You can't really call yourself a human being if you never had sex.
>>291260210of course /a/ won't bang their COUSIN SISTER
>>291260210If you're the OP from the handholding thread it's scary because we're reading the same things, I just finished this yesterday
>>291260289>TFW too tall for this to ever happen
>>291260210last year, my wife and I were traveling in japan, we wanted to try sleeping on a tatami once for fun, but all the places with tatami were either guesthouses or cheap hotels
>>291260210Where is this author now? I haven't seen anything from her in so long
>>291260210>/a/ will never have thisAnd that's a good thing. I have enough difficulty, trying to sleep on a bed with a big thick mattress. You expect me to be comfortable sleeping on a blanket on the floor? That just sounds like hell.
>>291260210And I don't want to
>>291260210I don't need this, I need more power.
>>291260243No, Chion-san is actually older than Insomniacs. The author is right now drawing a rather awful manga in collaboration with Mari Okada
>>291260210>>291260289love these 3 manga>>291261897how bad?
>>291263500>how badMari Okada
>>291260210That (mean anime style wholsome romance) barely exists IRL and the even the majority of people who have had romances have never had anything like it.
I know
>>291260291>she is a relative of my mom
>>291260210I did and then it fell apart.
>>291260293Not a race car bed?
>>291261897>The author is right now drawing a rather awful manga in collaboration with Mari OkadaStill? How long has it been now? I thought it was going to be shorter, like Hoshino-kun
>>291260291
>>291260210I know and it eats at my soul every night.
>>291260336>Looks like the effects of inbreeding are already noticeableno such thing, kys retard
>>291260210I had it, then I realized I am destined for loneliness so I kinda told her "Uh, I think you should go home tonight." because I can't fall asleep with someone in my bed.
>>291260210>/a/ will never have thiswrong, stop projecting you worthless subhuman incel
>>291260291SOVLHopefully it works out, I wish I had parents that gave a fuck about me beyond henpecking me and telling me how much harder they had itSuch is the life of a 90's zoomer
>>291260210i live my life through fictional characters, so i have had this and more
>>291260291>she is a relative of my mom's
>>291260210>/a/ will never have thisit hurts so much bros
>>291260210I sleep with my wife on the same mattress, on the same bed, under the same blanket and naked together. Gitgud
Sex-havers please leave
>>291261897>>291263500>Mari Okada
>>291260210I had this last night, actually.
>>291260210But I do it every single night with my waifu?
>>291260291>she is a relative of my mom'syour younger sister I hope
>>291261692Leg-lock?
>>291260210Is this or Itoko no Onee Chan ni Amaechau the better big booty cousin manga?
>>291260210Correct. I will die alone. Hopefully there's nothing too embarrassing on my screen when they find me.
>>291260210/a/nons, when was the last time a girl greeted you like that on the street, shouting your name out loud?
>RONERY
I was just watching monogatari and it sent me into a depression that I never found a girl like Hitagi, or Kanbaru, or Hanekawa, or anything. I'm a wizard and it's over.
>>291261692You lack motivation
>>291260210don't remind me fucker
>>29126997611 months
>/a/ will never have this
>>291271929You could still grope a ghost loli if you learn spiritism or something like that
>>291273547Hachikuji will never be my girlfriend though. We'll never lay in the forest looking up at the stars with the approval of her father. It's over.
>>291265026>How long has it been now?Two years... I dropped it when they introduced some crossdressing faggot, but I doesn't look like it's ending anytime soon
>>291260210>holding hands with a dude while sleeping Thank god we won't
>>291264814Protect nice boys
ITS NOT FAIR
>>291260210>neko neechan>>291260243yes it's canon. she fugged old men for pleasure.
who virgin here
>>291268727Calf kick
>>291276208Ore-samaHad one or two chances to date in highschool a decade ago, (couple in middle school too but those ones I was just autistic for) didn't take them because I was paranoid about women and still am. Current woman trends lead me to believe I wasn't wrong, but it's human nature to think what if...
>>29127620835 yo wizard reporting in.
>>291276568Shisho...Teach me your ways.
>>291276208Mahoutsukai desu.Never been on a date. Never kissed or anything. >>291276264Same, I had the chance but I always had that guy feeling like this girl is wrong for me and would find out some details later that confirmed my suspicions. As you say, they're getting crazier. Sometimes I find comfort in knowing that real girls aren't like the ones in anime so I never actually missed anything
>>291276568We could be clones
>>291276264The only realistic chance I ever had with a girl was in high school and it was some sleazy dude trying to set me up with a pretty girl he just got out of a relationship with. Seemed weird as fuck so i noped the hell out. Turns out she was pregnant and the plan was to pass the kid off as mine. I would have scored, but at what cost?
>>291260291>she is a relative of my mom'sI'm so happy for you both
>>291260210why can't waifus/husbandos be real some nights I just want to be held by mine so much it's painful
>>291276091???
>>291260291Ignore the naysayers, I am happy for you. So congratulations!My cousin tried to set up her divorced daughter with my brother but nothing came from it.
>>291266206Cant belive how they butchered the show. One of my favorite when i was a teen.
>>291276587>how to never have sex or romance or female attentionJust be male and socially retarded(and possibly autistic). It's that easy.
>>291260210/a/nons, When was the last time a girl wrapped her legs around you like this?
>>291278935It's been changed; now simply being a regular guy is enough to achieve wizardhood.
>>291260210/a/ will have this
>>291269976It happened to me once in college (around a decade ago) but I didn't recognize who it was so I just waved and carried on with my day. It has not happened to me since. I am not a very smart man
>>291269976High school
>>291260312women initiating is unnatural and not very desirable, sure it can be nice if you want to just bang her and dismiss but not so pleasant if you have no interest in having sex with her.
>>291280151in case you put time into making that, here's a (You)
>>291280994t.Kazuyago simp for a whore some more, loser
>>291260210How to make it possible if I've been a shut-in for my whole childhood and teenage years? Despite continuous attempts, it's so difficult to casually talk with normal people. Sometimes I get the impression that me and them are different species.
>>291260210>>291260289Fat women? I don't want them either.
>>291260210If I ever sleep with a girl, that's not where our hands will rest.
>>291260210/a/ will never go as far as this
>>291260210>right click>save image asWhat now stupid?
>>291260210yea i've never had a gf that was okay with separate blankets, it must be one shared blanket that we """cuddle""" under, until she steals the whole thing during the night, they're all like this
any girls here from vancouver canada wanna be my gf
>>291260210What is it about eyebrow girls?
>>291285990Sure thing, anon! Just ping me on Discord, my name is ARealGirl#6969. Hope to hear from you soon! ;)
>>291260210is this ntr?
>>291284626>yea i've never had a gfme too
A wizard in a serious relationship here. Almost two years in already, thinking of having a babby. Just be a normal guy and never stop believing. You gonna make it bros.
>>291260291happy for you, anon
>>291276568>>291276943tripletbros...
>>291279746>now simply being a regular guy is enough to achieve wizardhood.Wizards were renowned for their great powers and insights, but now look at how hollow their legacy has become.Now any ordinary man can wait it out and claim to be one of them.Truly we live in times of turmoil and decadence.
>>291286551You give up your robes and staff when you have sex, you're no wizard
>>291280151lmao
>>291286551>Just bee yourself and it'll work out I heard this from 25 yo late bloomers when I was 20I heard this from 30 yo late bloomers when I was 25I'm even hearing it from 35 yo late bloomers in my early 30sIf think it was always bullshit
>>291288674Most people want really badly for there to be some sort cosmic justice in this world. That people's efforts are rewarded, that there is always a reason for someone's misery, and that as long as you have a crumb of good in you that someone will be able to see that.Still, stranger things happen than an old guy getting a girlfriend.
>>291288674people say this because if they believe it, then they were never worth dating in the first place and someone was saved from being with themdating is unfortunately a pvp battle of exploiting the other side without ever making them realize it
>>291289097>dating is unfortunately a pvp battle of exploiting the other side without ever making them realize itgrimIs there no place in the world for romantics?
>>291284561>NFT flashbacks
>>291288574When I have sex I put on my robe and wizard hat.
>>291260291so what part of asia are you from?
>>291276568i raise36 here
>>291260210/a/ will never have this
