I spent the entire episode waiting for the punchline but it never came.
>>291352306the punchline's (You)r life
>>291352306The punchline is that her mother cursed her
>>291352449I JUST WANNA BANG ON DE DRUM ALL DAY
>>291352452Would her mom have been eventually able to make back the 20M yen by whoring herself out if she continued? I'd imagine whoring is a pretty linear kind of income with only so many cocks she can take per day and having to spend money on transport and contraception would take a chunk out of her income.
Does this have any yuri?
>>291352582nope
I saw a screenshot of this on xitter and need to know1. How many episodes will this have? Standard 12?2. Is this a drama/tragedy/comedy or full on tragedy? You can spoil me if you want to
>>291352306Is this the Yani Neko of current season?
>>291352622it's a story about the author's experiences with fx trading so it's just tragedy
>>291352449Sou, watashi dess.
>>291352713No, this one is just pure misery.
My penis likes this slut the best. What's her asking price?
I've rarely enjoyed a single episode so much.
>>291352727Does it do a decent enough job explaining stuff for someone who knows nothing shouting this /biz/ stuff? It wont fry my brain?
This episode made me feel like I was watching Happy Sugar Life again for the 1st time.It was great.
If you guys are here from Yani Neko, imagine if the entire show was just Yaku depression scenes and there's no Yani to deliver the punchline. That is FX Senshi Kurumi-chan.
>>291352859I'm here for the suffering really.
>>291352824The core /biz/ concept is simple to grasp. You borrow money to buy high and then the chart goes down so you lose money. Lose too much of it and it turns into debt. It's more about the psychological aspect of the game than the actual money.
>>291352859I'm not here from Yani Neko. I'm here from Takopi no Genzai.
>>291352904Then you'll absolutely adore this show.
>>291352919Let's go.
>>291352859I'm from Yani Neko, but I'm here because I read the manga before, and the manga thread was just as fun as Yani Neko. Apparently, the anime thread has that same spirit
>>291352859Sounds great
Zero sympathy for g*mblers.
These retards should have bought gold and silver
Why is Japanese with FX? It's referenced in loads of anime I've watched in the last couple of years
wazza...wazza...wazza....BITCONNNNNNNNNEEEEECCCCCCCCCTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>No one in any of the threads has posted lost pornCommon anons, is there anyone else here worth over 500k at least.
>>291352984Diversification and risk management is key to success. But that would be boring to watch. The girls in the show just YOLO their life savings into leveraged fx gambles like WSB degenerates which is fun to witness.
>>291352824This anime is probably the best starting place to learn.
>>291353022Guy with $3 left in his account
>>291352782You have to be a better FX trader than her
So anyway, in yani neko threads, the rule is that anon in the thread smoke, drink alcohol, use some drugs, and tell unfunny jokes while watching itNow, should anon ITT gamble their money on shitcoins while watching it?
>>291353059I haven't traded at all which means I've lost less than her.
>>291353080for me it's penny stocks
Should've had her in a coma instead of killing her off, at least the medical bills would motivate Kurumi to get money fast because she has no reason to be gambling like this.
AOTS
Look at the wild swings in this account before it all went to 0
Great soundtrack during the mom's death.
>>291352972>just buy silver!
>>291353189meant for >>291352984
>>291353189Unironically looks like a decent entry now.
>>291352516Eventually, yeah, but apparently she was also starving herself
>>291353080bring back dubs decides
>>291353210Guess the time limit she imposed on herself to get it all back before the dad returned did her in.
Anybody here commit suicide before?
>>291353129>she has no reason to be gambling like thisThat's the point. You could live a normal life and not trading, know that trading heavily favors the investment firms who have x10000+ more money than you, and retards still take the risk anyway.
>>291352465Sorry anon. I don't want to play.
>>291352306>let old men cum inside>get paid>wasted on fx The way of a senshi
>>291353324Everything in life is a gamble. Doing nothing is also a gamble because who knows if you'll end up in a situation where you need more money.
>>291352306Gee Kurumichan how come you get THREE threads
>>291353439this is the 4th thread actually
>>291353439/a/ meets /biz/ is surprisingly popular here.
>>291353451You counting the one from yesterday that got 50 replies or did I miss a full one?
>>291353455>surprisinglyMost /a/nons don't want to work (who does anyway?), so /a/nons doing /biz/ related stuff to try to get easy money isn't surprising.
>>291353022>>291353055Roofers are in the building
>>291352824FX is easy to understand, you buy one currency in the hopes the exchange rate with another currency will change in a way you can sell it for a gain
>>291353468the one that started with the prerelease, I didn't see a 50 reply thread at all
>>291352824Yes because FX trading is not a difficult concept.Take a huge loan from a broker and buy a currency in order to exchange it for another when you see a chance while preparing a rope to neck yourself.
>>291353439FEET!
>>291353080Were you guys really doing drugs in those threads? I missed the whole summer season cause I was on a bender.
>https://nyaa.si/view/2168530Fansubbing is saved.
>>291353022>loss pornhere's my ytdgot fucked by the Iran ceasefire scams + MU gigapump
https://nyaa.si/view/2168530For the one or two anons that still wanted it, here are the SSSSS/meme manga translation styled subtitles. Honestly, given that the first episode was the first chapter repackaged with a different ending, there wasn't much in there to use in the first place. Since CR actually did the signs (surprisingly), those were left in but edited a little. ED karaoke still there from the pre-air release, I didn't get a chance to do the OP karaoke. I don't imagine anyone will still wanting the manga styled subtitles by next week, so maybe we won't need it.>>291353439There's not much that has aired yet, the pre-air had a thread on Monday that went forever, and the /biz/ overlap is there too.
>>291353722were you bearish on AI or something
>>291353741no, I expected a pullback that never came
>>291353725The Danko threads taught you nothing. Fansubbing is pointless. Instead of a seething jeet, you’ll get stalked by /biz/tards.
>>291353055Wtf did he buy?
>>291353725Can you link it if you still have it tabbed?
>>291353722Iran ceasefire scams.Why the fuck did you even believe that?
>>291353757Wtf happened in the Danko threads
>>291353811I didn't, but the market did in the short term, so I got fucked because I trade short term options
>>291353722Jesus anon, how much do you put into each play? I just checked and I peaked at 750k this year and dropped to 640k. Only rule I have for myself is max 5% a play, and always minimum 80% in ETFs. That 59k loss was my dumbest play since I did it in my Roth.
>>29135383040%What you see a month of straight losses at extremely low probabilitiesI got scammed by black scholes
>>291352824Like others said, the concept is simple. How it goes in practice is usually: You load six bullets in a revolver, point it to your head and pray is fails firing.
>>291353725>>291353688What does the manga do that’s so special?
>>291353022I made really good money buying into micron/amd/be as well as aaoi/appld and a few others, but got greedy and held it through to near 600k and dropped down to around 430k. Still up 150k YTD so cant complain.I did lose like 50k with calls by doing $dram at 70 and after it hit +80% i still held to get that last few dollars and then it crashed int worthless.
>>291353425There's a difference between taking calculated risk and get so leveraged up in the ass you risk your house, your savings, your future wages, and have to sell your own body to pay off the rest of the debt.
>more miseryslopNo thanks. I'm not falling for ((their)) propaganda
>>291353860Oh you got theta fucked, no coming back from that. >>291353936Hey my chart looks a lot like yours with just a bit more. Getting a little to into penny stocks caused my drop though.
>>291353942yet some people actually do that and succeedplus kurumi's mom only lost like 100k usd.
>>291354064>yet some people actually do that and succeedSome people win at slot machines. Doesn't make it a sound strategy.
>>291354064Thing is going all in you only get 1 chance and that's it. The risk to reward ratio is turbofucked doing that.
>anons are all richHow do you guys do it?
>>291354133Well ideally you want to be the guy who owns the slot machines, but that's out of reach for the rest of us.
>>291354176I'm not rich. My net worth's only like 230k€ assuming that my apartment's still worth what I paid for it.
>buy high sell low>cry>repeatIs this the plot
>>291354209sometimes she buys low and sells high!
Why doesn't she open onlyfans? Her body is absurd
>>291354259>onlyfansThat's jut being a wagecuck with extra steps
>If I had won at FX, Kurumi-chan wouldn't have been born. She's a miracle created via my defeat.
>>291354031>penny stocksIn what field? Im looking more into healtcare now.>>291354176I mean it's all relative. 500k isn't really that rich. I had about 100k in savings from working a normie job in 2022 when i started stocks and just invested in strong companies (due to russia/ukraine war i started to put money into drone/missile/defense stuff like raytheon and btx and whatnot). After that grew to 200k+ i got into memory and stuff like i said above. From 2022->2024 i only gained about 24k from stocks since i was still not sure what to really do and had most in just SPY.
>>291354273It's actually entrepreneurship.
>>291354259>onlyfans when they can be an actual prostitute instead
>>291354370Dunno if true but mangafags told me she does become one.
>>291354370Yeah you get to keep your "purity" and bait loners at the same time
>>291354176It kinda just happened. I make a good living as a CPA and don't have much hobbies outside of gacha and running. Running is free and gacha is like $15 a month. I save 5k a month, and the market has been insanely good the past 6 years. I'm sure it'll all come crashing down soon, but might as well milk it while you can. Trying to reach 3m to retire early.>>291354306Canadian precious metal stocks.The thesis was that they would try to diversify away from the US and grow their revenue streams. Also invested into some new commodities platform which crashed 80%
>>291354418>Canadian penny stocksYa fuck that I never investing into Canada again after diesel Don
>>291354176I inherited a $3M mcmansion so I can invest/gamble my entire income without worry.
How did her mother end up so in debt? To owe twenty million to someone, she would have had to borrow that amount (excluding interest) in the first place, right? What kind of bank, or even a loan shark, would lend twenty million to a housewife?
>>291353022I'm just a humble vti holding neet. I don't want to end up like Kurumi or her creator
>>291354491Any brokerage worth their shit will give 3-5x in margin. It's getting margin called that makes it game over>>291354508based.
>>291354259OF despite how people think of it is relatively higher effort compared to prostitution. You gotta invest in good equipment, marketing, constantly have to keep socials up to date, also need some understanding of what makes for good composition/lighting in your shots, maybe even some photoshop skills. Or you can just stand on the street corner in some sketchy part of town and just get picked up for sex simple.
>>291354508My goal is to hit around that much and then just collect 5% bonds and retire to thailand/vietnam and circle around till i croak.
>>291353022I had like 20k in LUNA....staked so I couldnt pull my money out while I watched the chart nosedive.
My net worth? -30k and jobless at 30.Get on my level.
>>291354176I'm a third worlder working remote and my net worth is around $250k, saving around 70% of my salary for the past 5 years. I've never had any luck with investments/stocks mostly because I'm retarded/lazy and don't want to bother, but from the past 3 years alone there were very obvious investment opportunities in the tech and war industry. Human suffering is the best business opportunity after all.
margin trading is actually safe and the only way to become rich!you guys should just get a mortgage going to have somo liquidity and start shorting, it's literally FREE MONEYif you have time also invest into futuresit's literally all free money bros
I get that its for dramatic effect but have none of these characters heard about a Stop-Loss?
>>291354602I don't do it out of principle. I know is hypocritical and not saving anyone, but I know I will have trouble sleeping if I invest on the weapon industry.
LAMBO SOON
>>291354618You don't need that pussy shit when margin call already exists.
>>291354625That's fair, in my case is laziness, I already work 10~12 hours a day I don't want to spend my free time thinking about investments, I just put my money on the safe steady shit and forget about it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJ_gcQl1QL0
>>291354618Are you asking about the pink retard that goes to gamble on foreign exchanges?
>>291354176I don't have what I want but I have what I needTherefore, rich :)
>>291354625The nice thing about mutual funds is that I don't have to know what companies I'm investing in.
>>291354176Inheritance.
>you will never pay Mebuki for a happy ending after a massage
Looking forward to easily influenced retards to do something as stupid as burning a forest after watching yuru camp
>>291354176Got lucky with a decent face, decent brain and right era (just when I finished high school, there was a nationwide scholarship program in my country in which the State pays the fees for dirt poor students who entered the top universities).A string of good luck using all the tools I got made me live a decent life, but not rich. Just decent enough that I can probably live without working now, but I want to save a bit more in case some shit happens to my family or my friends (my good face helped me, but they still introduced me to their dad's firm despite not being particularly capable nor smart).TL;DR: Luck.
BONDS BROSI AINT FEELING GOOD!!!!
>>291354825BUY ARGENTINA BONDS!TRUST ME BRO, IT WILL TURN EVERYTHING AROUND!
>>291352306My only question is: How do they make this interesting for the entire season?Feels like episode 1 already blow out the entire load.
>>291354825Just hold to maturity! Ez pz!
>tfw 800 dollars in my bank account>0 savings of any kind>0 money put towards retirementI understand her mom completely
>>291354838my hands are getting shaky tho
>>291353722>Lost half, got it all back, didn't get outhahaha
Looks retarded. I'm in.
>>291352984>I bought at $115.90
>>291354842I'd kill myself if I was you.
>>291354842At least you're not in debt.
>>291354879Mating press this mommy
>>291354957She got pressed many times before her end
>>291354176memecoins, specifically GIGA
>>291353439gambling is tanoshii
>>291353722Amazing
>>291353725sankyuu
So apparently /biz/ is gonna be watching this.>>>/biz/62730693
>>291354176Being poor is a choice. Rich people choose to not be poor
>>291354381>under 200k 1 week of onlyfans
>>291355178this but unironically
>>291354927Cant afford the funeral costs
>>291355178Being poor is only a choice for the rich.
It's a world without OnlyFans and without the Shekel coin
>>291354728Cute cow
>>291355225Her mom would still be alive in the onlyfans era.
Remember friends:To be humble when rich is easy, and to not be bitter when poor is hard.
>>291355392>not flashing your wealthhow can I enjoy being rich without making the poors seethe?
>>291355402Don't be poor in soul.
>>291355402You want to get robbed?
>>291355429i dont live in a turd world country (or america) and my neighborhood is high trust.
>when the candle nosediveskino
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>>291355210What my funeral costs isn't my problem.
>Japan does not have a domestic surrogate mother business, unlike the United States where commercial surrogacy is legally regulated and widely practiced in many states
>>291354259>Working
>>291354927why would you do that? You sound mentally unsound.
>mom splattered all over the streetrofled what a dumb bitch
>>291355520>You sound mentally unsound.I am.
>mom sudokus due to debt>uhmm I KNOW I'LL ALSO DO THE RISKY THING THAT GOT MOM IN DEBT!!!!!!!do foid japatards really?
>>291355559The mentality is actually not all that rare. >Mom fucks up>The lure of potential gains is too great to resist>Kurumi thinks she can do better and just won't commit the same mistakes her mom did>She doesn't and loses money the same way
>>291355559This family is doomed either way
>Hmm yes I will write a manga about a girl who constantly loses money and suffersWhat goes through the mind of an author to want to write something like this?
>just catch the knife bro
>>291355623He sounds very based.
like the thing she's doing is the most degenerate shit you can do as a trader lmaoshort/long with all your dosh on a single curr. pair like LMAO bro.
>>291354879bitcoin could have saved her
we even got memesubsactual kino
>>291354176I don't have a life, so I don't spend much, I put like 80% of my salary each month into boring ETFs and bonds
>>291355642Sounds like exactly what i would do.
>>291355623Real life experiences.
It's incredible how people itt have no understanding of suicide, finance and proper conduct. I officially blame india and biz for this abomination of a thread.
>>291353189My boomer roommate convinced me to get a good sized stack when it was hovering around $20, bless his heart
Nobody has any goddamned money
>>291354418>as a CPAI'm done with my accounting degree next month, how fucked am I till I get my CPA?
>>291355874Proper conduct only gets you a 40 year 40-60 hour work week while never owning a home of your own. Get with the times gramps its go big or die trying.
złoty :D
>>291355971kurwo jebane
AME RICA DORRUUUUUUUUUUUUUU~
ERUERUERUDORRUUUUUUUUUU~
>>291353942yes i have more repecc for hoes who do it for the thrills and samurai cocks.
>>291354176i don't. i buy the lotto with cheeseburger funds.also i am not a hoe.
>>291354483thanks, manga author chan. buy ads.
>>291355971>polish bnuuy
Somehow, this was more stress inducing than Carl's show.
>>291355623>mind of an author to want to write something like this?can't write any decent isekais.
>>291355685>boring ETFsthose aren't real either. and no, i won't tell you to buy gold.
>>291356346Nothing is real, not even money itself if you want to go that deep.
>>291352306How does this show have a blu-ray release already scheduled for December?https://youtu.be/W2L334yYnK4
>>291356474They're betting it will sell well
>>291356499Betting huh
>>291356499im going short on blue ray sales for thiswho's with me?
>>291355623>a manga about a girl who constantly loses money and suffersthis is a major subplot of Jashin-chan Dropkick which the mc seiyuu also voices
People who want to be rich itt ask yourself the following, do you want to be woken up by a gun in your mouth? Well that's an old fashioned way so let me rephrase that, do you want to install an anti drone battery on your lawn?
>>291356882I wish I was rich enough to afford an anti drone battery and a house with a lawn.
>>291352622>I saw a screenshot of this on xitter I hate that I have to share a board with you fags
>>291352622>1. How many episodes will this have? Standard 12?Lean to look shit up yourself you lazy piece of shit.
>>291356882Is my money going to shoot me or something?
>>291357084Yes.
>>291357130I better keep it in a safe then.
So will she make some money or at least break even? I hope this won't end with another suicide
>>291352713It's not browncoded with shit and fart jokes so no
>>291356882No gun in japan
>>291355559its about honoraburu ribenjiwhite pig wouldnt get it
>>291357234Nihon no Ganu
ngl bros feelin bearish on this anime
>>291356882Having a $2-3M networth does not make you rich in the eyes of the elite. Also no normalnigger is going to know whether you made retirement bank off buttcuminu69coin or whatever unless you're stupid enough to openly tell everyone about it.
I stopped trading stocks until president Grock and his daily tweets leave office.
>>291353189Not to mention you also pay VAT for silver.
>>291357288You're actually the dumbest person who's alive right now. Congratulations.
>>291357311I'm the same, I sold everything when he took office because it's way too unpredictable. Don't wanna get BOGGED while I'm asleep and can't pull out.
>>291357381Spotted the mossad agent dissuading people from improving their finances. Being poor is virtuous! Accept your slave chains goyim! Fuck off.
>>291352306>rotten women doing toxic shitI hate this casual fucker genre.
>>291357376You can buy an investment instrument based on gold/silver without having to buy actual metal.
Does the manga have shit like this?
>>291357430I find it sad that modern degeneracy is even seeping into anime, nothing is safe anymore.
>>291357429If poor people stayed away from stock gambling then rich people wouldn't be able to make money anymore. The reason why they make money is cuz stupid poor people get dumped on.
>>291352590Into the trash bin right along Lara it goes
>>291352582You have a girl riding Oji-san's dick instead
>>291357311>>291357420S&P 500 is up 17% the past year & my tard ass is up 22% over all my shit
>>291355559The retard fruit does not fall far from the retard tree
>>291357519You never know when the rugpull comes
>rug'd>immediately blame others instead of herselfHonestly I'm impressed she didn't blew her shit smooth off right then and there and actually tried prostitution first
>>291357483There's not many anime with passion left anymore.I don't think there was a single TV series this year that had any.
>>291357542on the entire US economy? lmao if that happens you have bigger immediate problems than imaginary digits on a screen
>>291357563this and elusive femboi samurai
>>291357559The bogdanoff meme exist because people can't cope that they're part of the 97% who lost money on trading and think some ancient conspiracy is out there specifically to fuck their investment up.
>>291357311I actually started investing in shit and piss 5000 and other etfs on his inauguration day and immediately ate shit on deepseek day, usd going to shit and then the tariffs lollearned not to give a fuck and just held the bags
>>291357583>femboi samuraiSadly, not for me. Also funny that shota shows can thrive with multiple seasons while lolis been killed by modern sensibilities.
>>291357598The bogdanoff meme exists because it's funny. I made money from stocks and crypto overall but I still perpetuate the meme because I love it.
>>291357599Yeah if you wanna make money you gotta go long term and hold your bags. Daytrading or trying to micromanage your stocks is retarded and will lose you money.
Stab it in! Average down! All-nighter! If-Done! Funky! Countdown! Hazard!Zero-brain cells, market-order blast!Break that ceiling! To the cosmos — FAST! Max out the credit card! YOLO my lifetime pay!Gulp it down! Watch it melt!FULL LEVERAGE — sanity smoothie! USD/JPY SHORT! USD/JPY SHORT! (Sell! Sell! Sell! Sell! Sell!)USD/JPY LONG! USD/JPY LONG! (Buy! Buy! Buy! Buy! Buy!)USD/JPY SHORT! USD/JPY SHORT! (WHY?! WHY?! WHY?! WHY?!)PLEASE! GO DOWN! GO DOOOOOOWN!! (One! Ten! Hundred! Thousand!) Life is getting easy!(Ten K! Hundred K!) Brain is getting queasy!(Million! Ten Million!) No way back now!(Hundred Million! Billion! Trillion! Quadrillion!) "INSUFFICIENT MARGIN." (Margin call! Margin call!) Drowning in the forex sea, I'm barely alive!(Margin call! Margin call!) Face-down begging my broker: "PLEASE LET ME SURVIVE!"(Margin call! Margin call!) Deep in the red! Bank account's dead!(Margin call! Margin call!) Eh, screw it! Don't worry 'bout the small stuff! (Margin call! Margin call!) Death-defying market, volatility MAX!(Margin call! Margin call!) High-leverage hit, point of no relaxation!(Margin call! Margin call!) Rainbow sparkles — DEMAND FOR PAYMENT!(Margin call! Margin call!) FORCED LIQUIDATION! TOTAL ANNIHILATION! "N-No need to panic yet... It's not time to panic... PRESS THE TRADING BUTTONNNNN!!" PRESS! PRESS! PRESS! PRESS! PRESS! PRESS! PRESS! PRESS! PRESS! PRESS! PRESS! PRESS! PRESS! PRESS! PRESS! PRESS! PRESS! PRESS! PRESS! PRESS! PRESS! PRESS! PRESS! PRESS! PRESS! PRESS! PRESS! PRESS! GO UUUUUUUP!! Zero... Zero... Zero... Zero... Zero...
>>291357634This, and don't forget, more money comes to where money already is.If you aren't rich with to spread out enough, and endure a few big losses with overall profit, stocks ain't for you.
>>291357137That's the fun part. You are losing money keeping it in a safe. That's what inflation is. Banks aren't safe because they don't payback enough in interest to match inflation.Gold is best unironically but you need to convert it into money to actually spend with it.Land is the other investment that is as good as gold only issue again is you need to convert it into money but you can profit off the land however the Gov still takes taxes compared to Gold which you just hold and the Government can't really mess with... unless they want it then they make it illegal to own and just come and take it like they did in the 30s.
>>291355457Nice ending song
>>291357634Warren Buffett 90 rule: 90% of investors lose 90% of their capital in 90 days and have <90 IQ
This has far better horror direction than Passione's shitty Higurashi work kek.
>>291357656Putting money in boring shit like S&P or ETFs is already basically diversifying since they include a lot of stocksIts just trying to make money fast that gets people fuckedI have a tiny part of my accounts thats just fuck around money but even when selling options I'm still not doing much thats actually dangerous.
>>291357707You're claiming it has good direction?This scene was one of the most over the top shounen style depiction of someone losing it I've ever seen.Immature as fuck all over. Then again, I guess that suits the target audience being probably shounen (and women), but still wouldn't call it far better.
>>291357717Yeah that's basically something that everyone with even a slightly above average intelligence should understand.
>>291357726Why do you think that way?
>>291357726I didn't say it was inhernetly good, just far more tasteful than Gou/Sotsu's direciton, which was far, far worse than this.¨This is tasteful and restrained in comparison to that shit.
>>291357707nah, the whole episode felt stiff, like scenes were kinda disconnected from each other, reminded me of Tenkosaki from last season
>>291354659kinofunny how the alien is clear jew phenotype
>>291354659What in the actual fuck is this?
>>291356882Being poor sucks so much, it's better to risk it.
>>291357848Put it all on double 0
>>291357579This is something most people don't understand.
>>291357612Hey, that's not Bitcoin-chan, that's Sora from Yosuga no Sora.
Over the past year I've bough and sold cars at around 15% more their initial price, I legit think this is the way to get rich unless the glowniggers or the literal niggers get me. Never really got into stonks/fx, I'm weak of heart.
>>291354659>>291357845I'm not surprised it's the kind of goofy ass shit they're advertising this series. You just know the kind of audience they made this for.
>>291355971Doesn't it directly translate to gold or something? I always find it cute when some polish streamer talking in english talking about something costing X gold.
>>291358064How long are you going to keep seething?
I actually like that they sort of bait the win at the start and then domp eet. the oscillation between elation and despair is I think the most import aspect to show the viewer. I think it was a fair change to make. The ED is really good too.
>>291352449You need to work to gather the funds to invest.
>>291357651>Zero... Zero... Zero... Zero... Zero...is this ejaculation control play?
>>291355623The guy literally does this IRL
These threads are going to suck because finance people are the worst people on planet earth. If you make money you should die.
>>291358190Fuck off, Penpen.
>>291358190>If you make money you should dieSo every worker on the planet?
>>291358190You really have never made a winning trade, not a single one?
>>291358197Kek
It's not realistic that she doesn't do onlyfans and what was her mother's job anyway?
>>291352859I'm here from Jashin-chan Dropkick. I'm waiting for them to start selling their organs to cover the trading losses.
>>291358242>what was her mother's job anyway?you might want to go back to elementary school to catch up on basic reading comprehension if you need it spelled out for you
>>291358210Nta but it is absolutely possible to find people that have never won at all at trading. Sadly the "never won" trait seems to always coincide with the "been doing this for decades" trait and those people would benefit the most from closing their accounts and just going back to their 9-5.
>>291358190You're right my cumrade, everyone should be equal! Everyone should be poor!
>>291358242Protip: The anime is not happening in current year, onlyfans wasn't a thing back then and tech illiterate jap womans had no idea how to find the shady websites where they could do it.>what was her mother's job anyway?You have to be +18 to use this site
>>291358142I don't, I think she needs that win at the beginning to get properly sucked in, like all gambling.
>>291358349she still hasn't realised her losses, it might go up next episode
>havent checked my stonks in a year because only 8k in>im up glad this show reminded me toy check
https://youtu.be/uVglVUCSzNo
>>291358380is your shithole's currency mentioned in the lyrics? mine yes
>>291352824FX is easy!
>>291352824Yes, it does a good job explaining how forex traders are all deviant gamblers.
>>291358418I've noticed there's zero spic coins mentioned, only burgercoins and yurop/SEA currency.
>>291358089Yeah it means gold (adjective). So you're basically saying "I paid twenty golden ones"
>>291358418Yes.
>>291358418No, and honestly I am surprised its a rather famous currency.
>>291353189>Buy in November >Sell next November for minor profit
What was your biggest loss ever /a/?mine is 10K, USD
>>291357429>stupendously low iq>poltard
>>291354835>My only question is: How do they make this interesting for the entire season?>Feels like episode 1 already blow out the entire load.Simple, to go through the "greatest hits" of the major political changes at the time that wiped traders out. Basically it was all recent financial history retold through the eyes of a cute young girl. Real life already wrote the script, the anime will just follow it.
>>291358503During the first crypto normie-boom late 2017/early 2018 I sold a bunch of items on Steam totaling probably like $200 and put in roughly $100 of my own money to invest in some retarded coin while laughing at "these retards who fell for the Chainlink meme" (it was like 0.50$ at the time)a year and a half later I didn't feel like laughing anymoreIt's not a lot of money that I lost but jeez
>>291358446>zero spic coinsPeso? Sol? Boliviano?Also, like half of South America uses dollars, and half of those use the US dollar.
>>291358503I've only invested in index funds for the long haul, so I've never lost any money.
>>291354835>Feels like episode 1 already blow out the entire load.I have 2 words for you: Swiss FrancYou'll understand once it airs.
>>291358503I never made enough money to even get into that situation.
>>291358503like 200 bucks on oil CFDs I'm only doing ETFs now
>>291354842>I understand her mom completely>>291354941>At least you're not in debt.This. Right now most people would already be winning if they have an actual positive net worth. I went debt free 3 years ago and I feel like a new person. My sibling who earns 5 times more than me is drowning in debt and had to get a loan from our retired father to pay her overdue taxes. If you are debt free you are already a winner.
>>291353722Get the fuck out! You'd better invest buying 4chan passes than this!
>>291358543Are you talking about gambling (investment) debts or debts in general?
>>291358469shalom
>>291358503I lost $100k in crypto a few years back
>>291357477>Does the manga have shit like this?The Swisse Franc bounce of 2015. But we are not sure the anime would get to that chapter.
>>291358548Based.
>>291358163Isn't investing supposed to pay for itself?
>>291358556>Are you talking about gambling (investment) debts or debts in general?Luckily not gambling. She is just bad with money and lifestyle inflation into living like someone who earn twice as much as she actually earns. As I said, I found out she has 5 times my income but still blows it all by trying to live like a rich person. Nothing is more expensive than trying to LOOK rich.
>>291353208>anon thinks he can arbitrage the silver marketlollmao
>>291358637>Isn't investing supposed to pay for itself?Yes, if you do it the slow and boring way.Indext funds, regular monthly deposits every month automatically, don't look at it more than once a year.It is a fact that the best invester is a DEAD investor. The 2nd best investor is an investor who lost their account password. Basically the more you try to be clever with investing, the more money you lose. Just put money monthly in an Index Fund and wait 20 years, and you win.
>>291358503I held stocks for the dividends but I ended up selling and one stock lost me 2k while another won me 5k so I ended up with 3k in earnings overall, not sure I'd call that a loss. Other than this I don't think I've ever lost big amounts, maybe tiny amounts in shitcoins.
>>291358681But you'd have to work to stay alive all that time. People don't want to work, they want the money NOW.
>>291358681The best investor is the one with access to insider info.
>>291358681>regular monthly deposits every monthfrom what?
>>291358681Since most people don't figure this out until their 30s if ever at all by the time you get to a sizeable amount that it helps your life out you're already old. Feels bad.
>>291358503tale as old as time. plenty of people with stock options "lost" money they never had.
>>291358503$20kNot in stocks or bonds, but the old fashioned way. Left it on the bus.
>>291358715thanks
>>291358503$80k
>>291358715The meth business is going strong I see
>>291358706drug dealingsmuggling cigarettesVAT carousel
>>291358741The drug trade is just too violent for me.
>>291358706>from what?If you are in debt then obviously worry about that first. A debt is basically a negative investment. No point trying to invest when the debt is dragging you backwards. My own student debt took 5 years to pay off.If you are not in debt, then you can take a percentage of your paycheck every month for auto-investment. Do it before your brain spends it. You wouldn't miss what you didn't see.
>>29135850310k as wellbut it's not a loss if I'm still holdingr-right?
Taking a wild guess. Is the mom going into prostitution?
>>291358779>No point trying to invest when the debt is dragging you backwardsIf your investment pays off faster than your debt accumulates, why not?
>>291358853She's going into the pavement
>>291358853Maybe one of those hostess clubs.
lol
>>291358872
>>291358854>If your investment pays off faster than your debt accumulates, why not?Because paying down debt is guaranteed returns. There are very few financial instruments that guarantee anything. Paying debt is one of them. Paying down any amount of debt is risk free. It is literally free money that you no longer have to pay in the future.
>>291358853
>>291358901if the debt rates are fixed you effectively pay less when in debt, when otherwise you'd have money "saved" that depreciates due to inflation
>>291352582no so steer clear of it maggot
How many people do you think this anime will drag into FX trading for the first time and potentially leading to suicides as a result?
>>291358954If they got into FX despite the anime showing how horrible it is then it's on them.
>>291358503I've only been at it for 6 months so I'm just practicing while I read up on how finance works. I've never bet more than $100 on a trade. So far I've made $1000, mostly thanks to oil and SpaceX.
>>291353055this shit is so fucking scary to look at wtf
>>291358853Old men could save her.
>>291358968>streisand effect
>>291358954everyone in /biz/ hopefully
>>291358968You have all these advertisements and campaigns telling people how dangerous and addictive alcohol and cigarettes are but that's still not stopping people.
>>291358954The anime opens with a warning about FX.Then it has a scene where Kurumi loses money and is in despair.After that the next FX scene is Kurumi's mom losing money and going into despair.Then you watch her mom struggling to pay back the money, falling into depression and eventually killing herself.And finally you have Kurumi once again losing money on FX.If you watch the entire first episode and think "Hmmmmmm, forex seems great", that's on you.
>>291358954Yanineko last season and FX this one. I really hope people recognise them as the warnings they are, not as guides.
>>291358991I don't think you know what that means.
>>291358946>if the debt rates are fixed you effectively pay less when in debt, when otherwise you'd have money "saved" that depreciates due to inflationThat assumes you were lucky enough to have rates low enough to benefit from inflation. That low rate was abnormal and not coming back.
>>291359013>I will be win>This time is different
it's funny how the episode changed Kurumi's first trade from the manga to show how dangerous it is but it actually achieved the opposite effect. After watching it I was like "well if she put a partial TP and a SL at BE she wouldve been golden". The main idea that passes is that with a modicum of knowledge you could've made money, not that the market is unpredictable
[SAD NEWS] I checked out the hentai on Pixiv and the first porn of this series was AI porn.JUST
>>291359094>[SAD NEWS]You need to kill yourself immediately.
>>291359094that's been the norm for a while now, short nvidia to prevent it
>>291359100Sad news is sad news.
>>291359018Yanineko got me off the booze and hopefully off the smokes after that
>>291359106I'd rather have my money than lose it betting against an irrational market.Also Nvidia is the one that makes actual profit. It's the AI companies that are burning through money without prospects of return.
>>291359130Danberu Nan-kiro Moteru made me lose like 12 kg. Didn't make me swole though.
>>291358297I'm 35 years old.>>291358271I'm 35 years old.I even have kids.
>>291355937Not really if you just graduated. Did you get into a Big 4 or any national CPA firm? Just suffer for 3 years hit senior then jump to a public company for a senior role. Stay for manager if you have a strong enough will. Get your CPA while working. If you are willing to suffer for the first 3-5 years you will be set for life. AI is already making it hard for entry level accountants so you gotta do what you can. If you don't have an offer then good luck anon.
I'm getting an MBA,will that help me get into finance.
>>291359130but watching botan made me wnat to drink again.
so, when are they becoming magical girls?this is a magical girl anime, right?
>>291359134Then buy long positions in industries that stand to gain from AI not working out.>Business process outsourcing>Private tutoring>Language translationGo on. Buy the dip.
>>291359154then you should know her job was obviously working on a tuna boat
life is stressful when you work at stock brokerage while also trying to be full time trader at the same time, especially when my 3rd world country's stock market is complete shit. I'm too risk averse for crypto. at least when I'm losing at stock, I can cope with yearly social welfare (dividend). There isn't much access to foreign stock market here except US stocks. I want to invest there but I'm scared that it's already at ATH and there's issues like AI bubble and other macro stuff.
>>291354618fx traders don't use that pussy shit.
>it got a dubso this anime is a big deal
will we get to see this girl?
>>291354618Sometime, the broker can decide to ignore your stop-loss.
>>291359013>The anime opens with a warnin-Ain't nobody gonn read all dat shiet
>>291359269Reread the first line.
>>291355971
She has massive boobs so she's not even a girl right?She's a woman
>>291359396girlcoded
>>291359396>She has massive boobs so she's not even a girl right?There are age limits for having a trading account. In Japan it is currently 18, but it used to be 20. So we only see her as a school girl for a short while in the past. The story can't start until she is 18.
>>291354618Stop-Loss eats into your profits, it's better to hold. I don't understand why the girls cry and screech when all they had do is just hold.
>>291359261Wanting to drink and drinking are two different things, you'll likely never stop wanting to drink but you can stop drinking or at least take an extended vacation
>>291359454Its a margin trade they can't. if the trade work against them, then the broker close the position for a loss
>>291359307have you watched the episode? the opening at least?
>>291359487Oh
>>291359261Drinking while watching some anime is a great experience.It should be illegal to watch Botan while sober.
>>291355971Why is there a moon, stars and Earth from space when Poland famously can't?
>>291359517>It should be illegal to watch Botan while sober.I watched Botan and I'm a teetotaller.
the OP is so girly I'm kind of ashamed to like it.
>>291358418
>>291352824leverage is when you borrow money to buy stuff with the intent of returning that money when you sell.If you cannot sell it for at least the price you bought it for, you owe the money you borrowed (which you will partly cover with the money you earn selling).If your borrowed assets go down too much, they get forcefully sold automatically.
>>291359533First day on /a/?
Kurumi was supposed to take profit for her first trade. I hate that directors change shit for no reason that'd potentially ruin things.
>>291359556You keep going at it, just let it go. As an animeonly I think this is way better.
>>291359556>34 times leveragegood shit
>>291359556it's just a cliffhanger to end the episode, it will bounce back at the start of the next one
>>291359524it's her dream and she can dream what she wants to
>>291359556Directors don't write the anime, genius.
>>291359573No it would be best if her first trade is a win to show how people get dragged into this kind of bad mindset. I hope >>291359586 is right.
>>291359651Did you miss the part where she was loving the profits and comparing them to the amount of work she would've needed to have done? They showed a win and a loss both unrealized.
Does the manga ever bring up insider trading?
>>291354176I wish I was bro.
>>291359677They showed a loss so far. Her quitting after a first loss would be more realistic, her staying after a win at the start is exactly how gambling works and why the manga gets it right.
>>291359677>loving the profitsdoesn't matter if she didn't profit in the endif >>291359586 doesn't happen, that'd completely change the story
>>291359699>>291359711I started my daytrading with a loss and I still kept going. I have no clue what sort of world you guys are imagining in your heads but it's definitely not the real world.By the way, so far she hasn't won nor lost anything since it's all still unrealized. Also her plan is to prove she could've saved her mom, not to get addicted to FX, so a loss isn't gonna stop that.Why do you fags have to be so autistic over something this insignificant?
this is why I stick to ETF's GEEZ
>>291359755WANNA BE A BAD GIRL
>>291359755Do the monkey with me WHO HA WHO
>>291359789I miss this deranged BDSM anime.
>>291359775yeah leverage kospi etf
>>291359396>>291359427should've been about her using her mom's account
>>291359755>the whole op is a tik-tok dance
>>291359974NOOOOOO I DIDNT REALIZE, I FUCKING HATE TIKTOK DANCES
>>291358503I have never bet nor gambled once in my life
>>291359959>should've been about her using her mom's accountThe point is she is burning her OWN money. Money she had earned herself. It is completely different to when you use other people's money.
>>291359994its not gambling, its bad investments.
>>291358912
>>291360003I was just trying to reason how we could've avoided this being a hag show
>>291358503400 bucks in my shit ass country stock market
>>291359990Kakyoin you failed her mom
>>291360074it's dio's fault
>>291360074Oh he does make a better match than Kurumi's current black haired father
>>291359755/biz/anons all look like this btw.
>>291359974>>291359990It really isn't, you faggots need to watch more anime.
I see busty lolis, I watch. Simple as.
>>291360237I love this scene because in trading its stairs up elevators down
>>291360304This
HOLD until you see a pantyshot, then sell
>>291359755Cute semen demons
>>291353275I did, once.
>>291354306>I had about 100k in savings from working a normie job in 2022Where the hell do you all live? My monthly saving from "normal jobs" are like 100 EUR a month if I am lucky and I don't even pay much rent (700 a month), nor do I go to restaurants or order anything. Getting anything that pays more than 1500 netto is impossible even with degrees. The only rich fags with good jobs I know got them from connections or they were rich to begin with.
>>291360640>got them from connectionsThat or luck. Your pick. If you cannot get those you won't move up without taking risks.
>>291360751
>>291360423She's 18 years old
>>291360774based and skillpilled
>>291354176I married into a good family.
>>291354842Same. Thought it was just me but even my friends with slightly less shitty jobs than I would only get 500 for retirement a month if they finished now and we're in our mid 30s and always worked since finishing school, respectively university. Meanwhile I know boomers who made a fucking fortune with a shop selling nothing but generic soaps and the wife wasn't even working at all and they traveled to other countries at least twice every year. Today you pay a rent of 20000+ euro (aka 23000 dollars) for a little shop, making profit nearly impossible. I know many who tried and failed.
>>291360774
>>291358645I have zero compassion for such people and never even understood how that works. But the more people earn the dumber they are. I know no single poorfag with debt. They can barely pay for food but they're never in debt. Meanwhile the rich shitters always are because they believe that they would die if they didn't own three cars, buy apple shit and brand clothes 20 times a month and go to expensive restaurants four times a week. They legit think that this shit was necessary and even believe that you were richer than them if you make a gross salary of 2000 per month because you aren't brain dead hedonists like them.
>>291356882I know tons of edgy rich subhumans who deserve burglars but none of them ever got problems with a criminals. If anything they are the criminals. Victim myth to roleplay someone with a hard life.
>>291358853Probably started as a hostess and things escalated from there.
>>291357429>Being poor is virtuous! Accept your slave chains goyim! Literally what Mother Teresa said a hundred years ago, they're pulling that shit since forever don't fall for it.
>>291361215Pretty much, she got along with a client and they started to meet on their time off, which is pretty much illegal in most host clubs lmao.
Is this the Kaiji of our generation? What the fuck even IS the current generation anyway? Is it still zoomers or are there two new ones by now? I am almost 40 but legit don't know a single person in their 30s or 40s who has a kid so I am out of the loop.
>>291358503Thankfully only ~€200 for a friend who turned out be an asshole.
>>291361252And I'm going to guess he offered some good money, she went all the way and she felt even more guilty. Maybe he didn't even paid her properly.
>>291361273No. There's no Kaiji of this generation.
>>291361273Kaiji is the Kaiji of this generation if it'd come back from hiatus already
>>291361342I have put it on-hold for so long it feels like I haven't read it in a decade. But I prefer to read fkmt parts in one go so I won't start the current part as long as it isn't done.
>>291358853Would you fuck your mom if you find out she's a prostitute?
>>291361307Yeah, she most likely felt guilty over having sex but couldn't ignore the extra cash she got without having to give a cut to the club.
Is this good financial advice?
>>291361342Please tell me the escape part is done...
>>291361395Why would your mom accept her own money from you?
>>291361418The downside is limited but the upside is infinite.That's why Elon musk is rich, he takes out big loans but nobody comes to collect because he's friends with jews so the upside is infinite and he became a trillionaire
>>291353189It's meant to be a long term investment and insurance against inflation/currency collapse.
>>291353722I would unironically suicide if this happened to me.
>>291361422
>>291361432Personal pleasure? She's a single mother and you already give her part of your wage but it's not enough? Mother is in debt but too proud to ask you for money that you know you don't have?
okay mangafags spoil me upwhat is this anime about? do all the girls die in the end? does the mom come back to life? is it gonna be a dream all along? Just tell me before investing (hehe) myself in this show only to end up hating it in the end.
>>291361777Literally about FX tradingNoNoNo
>>291359307The fuck is that anatomy
>>291361804safe loli
>>291361777the manga is ongoing so any answers could become wrong
>>291361529it's going to be a very long term for people who bought the top of january
I claim the pixie blonde, you fags can stay the fuck away from her.
>>291361460He takes loans because that's how you avoid tax. Just keep all your money in stocks. What's fucked is that the interest rates on those loans are less than inflation. Such a broken system.
>>291361915>I claim the pixie blondeI'm so sorry
>>291361915
>>291361980>>291361996He can fix and save her
>>291361996>>291362011wat
>>291361662>scraping the semen of customers out of herJfc
>>291355457Who's the strongest in this list?
>>291354176Many of the screenshots you're seeing here are either taken from someone else on the internet, or edited / photoshopped and fake.
EN DOLU YUROOOODOLU DOLU ENEN EN DOLUU
what kind of moron trades without stop losses?they deserved it
>>291362181but muh candlebar
>>291362181Ironically, stop losses just make things worse in backtesting. Instead, what you have to do is size for the worst case and use time stops instead.
>>291362181I only learned one thing from my old man:>If a trade is risky enough that stop loss looks like a good idea, the trade itself is a bad idea.and it sounds like nobody in FX Senshi Kurumi-chan will ever understand this concept.
>>291362181>use a strategy that depends on market conditions in a predictable wayAnd here's where the retail investor gets arbitraged.
>>291362261Either that or trailing targets.
>>291352781>>291352782Hard times lolis anime?
>>291359301Nowadays crunchy gives a dub to literally anything
>>291359307What is happening here? Did she stop-loss and was wishing for the candle to go fuck itself and justify her shorting?
>>291360501I FUCKING HATE FEATHERS
Oh no the gochifags are here...
>>291361605Aaaaaaaaaaa
FUCK kurumi
>>291359755What kind of dance is this?
>>291352859Hell yeah, I'm in.
>>291363026Don't mind if I do!
How am I supposed to keep up with this>third full thread of episode one>apparently a full thread for the pre-release that I missed>a /biz/ thread on the sideHow am I supposed to read every post and stuff? There's too much...
>>291363026Only if it's pump and dump, otherwise she'll steal my shit and dump it on memecoins.
Can I find the original web comic translated in English, or do I just have to use luna translator?
>>291363131you have a weekread nigger read
>>291363178motherfucker, I got a job I don't have the time
>>291363034>>291359842
>>291363026BUILT for pump&dump
>>291363200just do some fx thensilly anon
>>291363131Yeah I'm not keeping up with the /biz/ one
>>291363275its the slowest one, the easiest to follow
rugpull bros... we finna get vindicated!!!!!!!
>>291363252Even Kurumi needed to wagecuck to have money for FX
how are they making a whole anime about girls looking at computer screens all day?
>>291363327By giving them big boobas and erotic poses.
>>291363327by introducing many pedobait characters and making them all autismCGDCT basically
>>291363327Blonde is a phone trader.The girls interact, in meatspace even.by going to the store to buy some some rope.
>>291353022Lost 6k in my first and last foray in crypto a few years ago.I'm not touching that shit ever again and it doesn't helpt that I'm still getting calls from jeets trying to scam me from crypto I don't have.
>>291363372Didn't expect this story to go into lesbian BDSM
>>291357181>browncodednope
>>291363449How else would they be able to pay off their debts besides working at a lesbian brothel?
>>291357651Kino OP
>>291363449They're deranged, deviant FX traders. BDSM is probably on the vanilla side of their spectrum.
Soul versus soulless
This is the Yani Neko of our generation.
>>291359685It brings up inside her trading
>>291363682This is the Needy Girl Overdose of our generation.
>kurumi gets a husband, has a kid>has an fx loss when her kid is a teenager and an hero's
>>291363824the never ending cycle...
>>291363730This is the FX Fighter Kurumi-chan of our generation
>>291363959Don't oversell it
>>291363200Me too and I'm here lol.
>>291360501Based
What the fuck it wasn't even red when I leftHOW DO I FIX THISFUCK swiss franc and FUCK FX Senshi Kurumi-chanI'm never doing forex again
>>291365344Kurumi-chan...
how can money just vanish? I don't get it.
