Who's ready for Smurf Isekai? E1 is out!
>>291427408and episode two.
>>291427446>double releasefucking hate this so much
>>291427408I'm just here for the citrus.
I'm blue, da-ba-dee, da-ba-di
>>291427408All the toons in this anime look woke as fuck. Dropped.
any sexy scenes?
>>291427512>moledropped>>291427520>brown leaddouble dropped
>hyper realistic moth jumpscare
>>291427520>brown hebe in sundressPICKED UP
>>291427520>horny brown girlsthis is good isekai
TRUCK-SAMA YAMERO
>blue goblins
>>291427512>Yoko HikasaPicked up.
>>291427604For some reason Japan has been churning out ugly characters recently for some reason, like in Kaite Shine.
>throwing yourself in front of a truck for a stupid fucking kid that can't even understand traffic signals would never be meif a kid is dumb enough to run across the street without looking both ways then that's just natural selection
>>291427660>recentlyjapan has always loved brown girlsstop being fucking gay
shouldn't have jumped in front of a truck then you idiot
these are the strangest, most deformed looking goblins i have ever seen in my life
>Tensei Goblin Dakedo Shitsumon Aru?i'm clapping
holy fucking elf MILK
>>291427726i shant be watching 12 weeks of this, too ugly
>isekai cheat skill: be allowed to live until the ripe old age of 80 (a regular goblins life span is 7 days)damn alright, that's pretty fucking op i guesshe gets to live basically 4200 ish goblin lifetimes
>>291427467why? I like a double episode to start things off, though no more than that
ISEKAI SMURFS
>>291427834i only want to watch one a weeki'm mentally prepared for one a week99.9% of the time everything else is just one a weekso when they suddenly release 2 i feel like i'm being mentally raped and forced into doing something i don't want to do
how the hell do these creatures get anything done when they only live for a week
are they trying for some record in most good goy salaryman slave protagonist? even Rimuru at least thought of bitches he wished he'd fucked
>>291427520Best girl And so irrelevant later compared to what I expected, but that's true for everyone.
>>291427408>Re:monster but somehow even worse
what's the day of consent for a goblinday 3? that's...middle aged, that seems fairbornlearnbreedlivelivelivediesomething like that?
>my coworker might reduce the earnings potential of our corporate overlords with his mistakes
>>291427863Where do all their clothes come from?
>constantly surrounded by horny gobs that want to fuck his brains out>he doesn'tthey're calling him the gayest isekai protagonist of all time
>>291427940merchants
>>291427942I still think he should have tried it once or a few times early, then decided not to continue. He could also justify it as they were now all related to him.
>>291427828He gonna carry that weight.
>>291427954They have to get enough to trade, and they don't have enough reason to wear clothes.
>hey dude>wanna inherit my MAOU skillfuck it why not
>let's give a random goblin demon powers what's the worst that could happen
sweet, complete and total brainwashing powerexactly what a goblin needs
>aieeeeee he killed a human this is terribleit was a self defence situation let my man go free
BAKANAOUR GLORIOUS KNIGHT SQUAD WIPED OUT BY A SINGLE GOBLIN
>>291427942>gayest isekai protagonist of all timeEasily. Its impressive actually.
Will he gob any of the humans or elves?
>AIEEEEEE GOBLIN-SAMA WE KNEELthank you random maou that was conveniently, inexplicably dying in a forest, that "survival of the fittest skill" is already paying off
>>291428149Didn't he here >>291428111, no?
>>291428149None of the harem, despite some chances he wastes and more who would be willing if he wanted. He doesn't seem to think anyone is serious. Prostitutes only.
>i'm sorry bro you gotta die for the sake of the village>i convinced them not to genocide our entire race if we threw you in prison for a weekhe literally did nothing wrongfucked up how he has to die because he was defending himself from an unjust assault
o7
>i'm just tired bro>*passed away*forget a week he was in that cell for like 2 minutes before dying lmao
Behold a true hero
>>291427603He should BREED the female goblins
i would do unspeakable things to meganekko gobs
>>291428115I take it all back. He was gunning for the human females all along. I absolutely kneel.
is this re:monster v2?
>>291428275Actually it makes sense he isn't considering his skill scheme. He'd want to save breeding for when his scheme has produced some worthy genetic candidates. He's fucking playing 4D chess here.
>>291428344nyo
what are the ethics of enslaving a race that only live for 7 days because they "look cute"
>>291428183why do this? is the author such a perma virgin not even his self insert can procreate>>291427909This is way closer to slime clone, which itself is a re:monster clone, the dude literally had the same class + skill selection choice while he is dying like Rimuru
>>291427558Yes, full on orgies, now fuck off.
>>291427408you can make them cute kids and i'll still hate goblinsyou can't cancel out my programming
>>291427710Those are some E.T. body proportions...
Is this re:monster but without the rape, the stockholm syndrome, the eating of "useless males" and the mind control drugs?
fucking LMAO of fucking COURSE a jap's mind would immediately go here
NINGEN'D
>>291428426This is one of the relevant manga pages. He should have at least not made MC have that goblin trait if he wasn't going to do anything with it.
does she fuck the goblin
*sip*
Is this harem? Harem are not my cup of tea, I tolerate harem baiting at best if done well. If this is harem I just free a weekly slot for another show, to be honest.
>>291427408Those are not goblins...I guess it's safe to completely skip this one.
>>291428575it's a "MC will fuck random unrelated prostitutes but will NEVER dick the actual female characters that are interested in him" series
>>291428590why do you think they're not goblinsthey area little bit different to the the "typical" goblin but just doing evil green little rape bastards all the time gets boring y'know
GOBBED
>ep 2 >goblins already have human rightshe basically accelerated goblin society by hundreds of years in a couple of days
>>291428344It could be, that one started off promising but devolved into complete and utter retardation within one or two episodes. Next week will tell. Honestly seems really promising though.
>>291428592My favourite kind
>GOBLINS
>>291427408This manga was really good but wasn't it on a eternal hiatus? It probably has enoyugh for a season but it will lead people craving for more and not having anything. Hope it gets popular so the mangaka comes back with something, although later chapters were a bunch of diplomacy shitshow pretty boring basically a nothing burger.
>>291428631How the world works. Strong firm handshake and shared brothel visit with the right pervert, and you get everything you want. This could unironically be the next meeting and civ builder kino show now that Slime Tensei has moved solely into gay time travel and never ending power scaling fights.
>>291428501Im happy if at least it doesn´t have that "Dun dun dunnnnnn...." each 2 minutes..
>>291428685The manga gets a chapter every 2 weeks.
>>291427408>pump and dump all the gobbonaholes you want>fresh new gobbowaifus on rotation every weekWHERE DO I SIGN
ED fucking slaps
>>291428748He could have had a goblin breeding project and get rid of the ugly ones.
>Give "A" goblin a name>That goblin will pass down their skill and name on death>that way humans can now deal with "the money goblin" or the "farmer goblin" whenever they want even if they are the 3rd or 50th generation or whatever he's already "solved" the 7 day lifespan problem as well with thisi wonder why none of the others thought of this before either, it's not that complex an idea
abe-sama...
>running a eugenics program to minmax goblin skill inheritance my man
>>291428743Huh, weird, back when I used to read this I couldn't find more chapters, most sites show "last update 8 months" even in raw sites, I guess I'll look harder, thanks for letting me know.
I CAN BREAK THESE CUFFS
>>291428822>minmax goblin eugenics until you get a goblin with a crossbreeding super rape skill>get some humans into the mix>get hybrids with longer lifespan and access to all kinds of specialized and powerful skill setsHe could speedrun becoming the real demon lord.
>goblins come with built in voice recorder functionsfuck it, i guess that's good enough for a will and should settle...skill inheritance disputes? idfk why a goblin would ever need this ability
Literally me.............
>>291428970>how it feels to turn 30
>>291428970
>>291428912There's still a lot of diplomacy and unrelated pages like this makes up a lot of the appearances of the girls.
>sir, the goblin can live to 80 years old, has an iq of approx 500 relative to a common goblin and has the demon kings absolute submission skill>AIEEEEEEEE GOD HAS FORSAKEN USmy sides
So What's Wrong with Getting Reborn as a Goblin?
goblin is green
>>291429034...Lol...
>>291428977>saves another kid from traffic>doesn't die this time because OP skills>everyone cheers and praises himLMAO
>>291428334>pocket sand^_^>magic pocket sandO_O
>>291427726sex with the left one
>>29142912910 kids minimum
Iirc the manga has a handful of lewd shots.Mostly with >>291427520I may mistake it with something else
>>291429151Very brief ones and most not the type to appear in the anime.
>>291428970>when you realize 10 years ago was 30 years ago
>>291427958MILK
>>291427958how often does she get fucked by simon
>MC gets isekai as the weakest type of monsterFinally an isekai where the MC will not be overpowered!
>>291429326>It leads to a countless content of diplomacy and chattering.
>>291429326NO NOT MEETINGS PLEASE GOD NO
>>291429651>literally called Kareni can't take her seriously
>>291429651The fridge knight.
>>291429651Her entire army gets mind controlled in front of her and she thinks its omoshiroi
>>291429688she's a really breedable woman but her name puts me off badly>>291429703
>>291429651is this Tenka from Temu ?
Goblin ... Geass?
>>291429765yes>>291429728kind of a shitty commander, goblins RAPE careless women
I like how the goblins have the Lankey Kong physique
>>291427871Oh no it's that faggot from isekai buttfuck accountingR.I.P.
Finally, some interesting slop
>>291428540>fucks prostitutes>acts like thisSeries like this should be thrown into the fire
>>291430240>NOOOO HAVE SEX>NOOOOO NOT LIKE THAT
>>291429151You actually telling me the only lewd shots are of the small girl instead of the big ones? This author seems pretty based if you ask me.
>>291429728subconscious human female desire at play, she wants to breed master race children with that gob
>reddit hates itwhich means it's good
>I need to subvert goblins!>I WILL MAKE THEM BLUE HAHA
Stitches.
gobringu!
Delete this thread.... or i...
>>291427408What's Arale doing there?
>>291428510>All my wageslave skills... lost in time... like tears in rain... time to die.
>>291427408I can't believe smurfs got an anime.Also IMAGINE that village.
>>291427475japs really love this trope of "I bent over backwards to be an enabling beta bitch to my coworkers, but they cared for me so much that they cry over my dying body so it's okay!"slime tensei did the same thing too
Episode two stitches soon.
>>291430712look at this fucking dude
>>291430809The whole intro was pretty much an exact replication of Slime Tensei, just with truck-kun instead of a knife.
You wouldn't a tree
>>291430977>treekini
>goblin haremWho the fuck asked for this?
>>291430977>2400x1080Enlarged and cropped. Why?
>>291431040it's safe shota.
>>291427408Man, it's like every time I read some new shitty manga and think "this garbage is never getting animated" gets an anime
>>291431112My Balls still has no anime adaptation.
>doesn't fuck the 7-day old smurfsFair enough>doesn't fuck the semen demon elf sisters or the ku-korose female knightUnforgivable.
>>291431147But I did think it was great?
>>291431147could have sworn it did
>>291430712Kim Jong Un if he goblin.
>>291430861even maou giving him his skill was basically Veldora naming Rimuru
Apparently it's seinen. What of seinen does it have?
>>291430861>>291431255Without any of the basic charm and humanity of Slime Tensei though. When he dies he has the kinds of thoughts you might imagine from a wagie wizard dying. When Veldora names him its because he senses a kindred soul and wants to be friends.
the ancestors of the blue smurf goblins were actually the typical evil male only rape goblins, but then humanity nearly wiped their entire race out, so the very last goblin gained the power of asexual reproduction and created the new race of blue goblins who exist in two genders and reproduce at extremely fast rate and without parasitizing other races' women.
>>291427942This is so stupid, why even include this detail if the outcome is not to bang them?
And stitches for the second episode.
Thank you, Duane Johnson
>>291428623>emotionally used goodsDropped
>>291428623Sexo feetAren't everyone's arms kinda long in this world, though?
>>291431726You're telling me The Rock subbed this anime!?
>>291431723>pet that dies in 7 daysnot the best of ideas...
>>291431796On the other hand, you could use them as disposable cock sleeves and there'd be no great loss.
>mc actually got laid
>>291427408>they live 7 daysit should be 7 years for christ
>>291427541>ToonsI don't see Roger Rabbut here.
Damn this shit is so stupid
Last stitch.
so, was it any fun?I usually watch all the isekaislop but the MCs design really rubs me the wrong way, so I don't even feel like checking it out right now
>>291432095It's surprisingly thoughtful and well put-together as far as the worldbuilding goes, imo. Give the first episode a try and see if you like it.
>that asspull about replicating the voice of someone's dying wordsI laughed hard.
Isn't the gob like a little child? So the prostitutes are all shotacons?
literally why lmao
>blue goblins>goblinaWhat the fuck is this garbage?
>>291427457I think Incompetent Rookie-san is a silent partner of Truck-kun, he shows up so often.
So goblins just party, fuck and die?Where do I sign up? I dont work.
>>291432252its a fucking goblin, just kill it if you think its that big a threatgoblin lives are worthless
>white woman betraying white people with a fucking goblin
>Tensura>thisWhy does Japan want me to fuck goblin women
>>291432703Because Japanese men clearly dont want to fuck Japanese women. they must try to awaken the Japanese sex drive somehow.
goddamit japan, now i want to fuck smurfs too
Making the first few seconds of the opening entire still is a weird choice.
>>291427408>>291432777>not setting the entire series in the Goblin Smurf village>not making Goblin Smurf Girls your cast of Waifus>go for typical elves and humans insteadYOU HAD ONE JOB
So the guy invented a castle system, and he's fucking proud of that? what is this, India?
>>291432906>castle system
Naruto
>>291432939Auto correct. yes I am a dirty phone poster
>>291432944It's that simple?
>>291432224they were compared to pets, so...
>>291433028>spoilerDisgusting.
he stays in the village for blue pussy
>>291433138I simply don't believe you
sex with
>>291433177unnamed goblin 8766818
>>291427942These were all 6 day old hags.
>>291433240From now on her name is Goblin deez Nuts and all sex related skill goblins (including the males) will be in her group.
>>291433271>chowis that a new filter
>All the goblins become the size of a human child>Only live for seven daysSo what do they do with all the corpses?YUGE mass grave?The village stinks of grilled meat 24/7 due to constant cremations?They use their last few hours to go deep into the forest and become feed for monters?
>Gotta introduce 2 waifus before the ED rolls!!!Too fast paced for me. First episode should have ended with knight lady and her crew descending upon the village.
>>291433535They have to be eating a lot to grow so fast too.
>>291433535They turn them into a salad and eat upSee: >>291427863>>291432029
>nigga using VScode>no AI windows in sightlmao no wonder they have to stay overtime ROFLED!!!!!!fucking LOSERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!also imagine not just using the CLI, or at least a jetbrains IDEcouldnt be me!! XDD
>>291433535
>you are so smart and cool and capable and amazing and also a mayor please have my babies goblin-sama
truck kunI MISSED YOU DEARLY!!!!!!!
is this namek?
>>291427710Does the MC for this really need to look like a blue monkey?Does he ever change?>>291427748Jesus christ they are so ugly
>homosexual goblin isekai tenseiDROPPED
>a goblin lives 7 daysrofl garbage writing
lmao i dont think I can watch this garbage, sad, but the plottage just isnt there, it's written kinda shit like the author doesnt wipe
>we came to wipe the village>b-but we'll be fine with just imprisoning one guy (who lives 7 days)rofled
>>291434058Anon can't understand subtext, even when it is hamfistedly handedto him...sad.
>>291433843>homosexualhe was banging HOORS in ep 2
>>291434058he spent the rest of his life in prison it was a just sentence
>>291433780>Does the MC for this really need to look like a blue monkey?>Does he ever change?He later gets a skill to disguise himself as his old human appearance, but it's rarely used and hasn't been revealed to everyone.
>>291434109how is one life comparable to wiping out idk 50 goblins? it was an extermination mission turned into... ok life sentence for the culprit LMAOone moment they were set on kiling himthen he uses the meme skillthen she's like ahah oh well ok let's hear ;))))it's literal turd dogshit writing
>>291434187they thought goblins were mindless beasts incapable of reason that just killed a guy he literally proved otherwise
>>291434206but thats not true, they had goblins as pet so they knew that they werent just mindless monsters
>MUH MISTAKESrofl
>>291434222there's a difference between a domesticated dog and a wild wolf that lives in the forest anon
>>291427854They call this autism
>>291430810Why aren't any of them fucking? Considering a part of their 7 days is going to be spent in growing up, pregnancy, and presumably old age where they can't have kids anymore, having a village of gobbos with no one making kids at the moment is practically suicide.
>>291434271they showed them pregnant in another part of the episode
>>291434268yes i have diagnosed aspergers and i hate schedule deviations
>>291434187Oh, you are brown. Understood.I'll explain. The knight found an anomalous goblin (who defeated her troops, which you seemed to have forgotten) and wished to report the unexpected development to her higher ups for new orders.The agreement she made with him wasn't actually sparing the villagers, but averting the current confrontation so she could report back for new orders. If they had reaffirmed that she should wipe out the village, she would have simply brought a larger force and attempted it again.The actual question is why the bearded man decided to choose the "wait and see" approach with this anomolous goblin, which I assume will be made clear later.
>>291434234that's not the point you fucking retard, it still doesnt make sense that the retarded blonde bimbo commander decided to negotiate with the goblin leader.She had one job: kill the goblins>ugh but one of them talks in a really polite way!lmao this garbage is made for retards like you
> Plot: Nonsense> Animation budget: $0> Pacing: TerribleI may still watch it thought
>>291434309>She had one job: kill the goblinsdid you just watch at 10x speed or somethingshe couldn't even kill him, he took out all of her knightsafter realising she couldn't deal with him like that she decided to negotiate on his terms like he wanted to and you call me the retard?
>>291434304>The actual question is why the bearded man decided to choose the "wait and see" approach with this anomolous goblin,he likes goblins so why not give him the benefit of the doubt and assume he IS "one of the good ones" for now
>>291434284Doesn't matter. One hour in goblin years is like half a year in human years. Having an entire village of humans with no one fucking once in 6 months doesn't happen. This also begs the question if they finish fucking in like 5 seconds to save time, or spend essentially months in human years in one breeding session.
>>291434375they're all banging off screen now shut up
>>291434345she looked all giddy and happy that her force got defeated man
>reborn as a goblin>does not rapeWHATS EVEN THE POINTGONNA EAT PEOPLE AND COLLECT MILLIONS OF USELESS SKILLS?
>>291434390>we have this setting...>but... uhhh... we need to keep it family friendly so just don't think about it or mention itOkay retard
>>291434402the fuck do you even want me to say i already told you they showed them pregnant at some point in the animedid you think they were going to be showing a constant nonstop 24/7 goblin sex orgy the entire fucking time???
>>291434420yes
>>291434402t. director of this scene
fastest drop of my lifeI actually dropped the zombie comedy one even faster2nd fastest drop from me this season
Oh no, the third worlders have made yet another post insisting that they will no longer watch this anime. It's so over.
>>291431796Could actually be rather neat. You can give them to kids so they learn about the cycle of life and since they they die so soon, you won't have to keep feeding them once the kid stops caring about the old toy.Or you could adopt two and have your preteen and teen boys raise and breed them to fight against the goblins of the neighbor's boy.
Twintail for anal.
>>291434500>>291431796Reminds me of when sea monkeys were trending.
>>291434534Shes only a few days old anon.
>>291427408Wait, Goblin Tensei got an anime? wtf?
>>291434551just need to wait 2 hours til she's an adult it's all good
>>291434551The earlier the better!
>>291427408I can't believe we already have the AOTS so early in the season.
>>291427909It's way, way, way better than Re:Monster
Wtf.
>>291428560Akira is a virgin unfortunately. We're all hoping he fucks his harem someday.The sad part is later in the story he uses magic to disguise himself as his OG human face and the girls disparage his looks.
>>291434594>Akira is a virgin unfortunately.??? >>291428614
>>291434590now think about all those pregnant goblins they showed mere seconds prior to dropping that bombshell.
>>291434590That graveyard should be way, way fucking bigger. 7 days is a joke. Even 7 months would be ridiculous. Why not just make it 7 years?
Would you?
I'm glad /a/ didn't fall to the weird anti-goblin propaganda.
Erabe!
>>291434663onaholes...
>>291434684she looks genki
>>291434590That's mayfly tier. Even a bee can manage 1-2 months. Mice live up to a year.
>>291434663Only the ones that don't have a comically big nose, so the one on the right for sure.
>>291427909>>291434572Re:Monster is already a god tier series so is hard to tell what does this mean.
>>291427913If a normal human (here) is like 100 years max of life, lets see....7/100X16(average age of consent)....1 day and 2 hours max
>>291427710Oh the movements and body it reminds me of Roger from American Dad
>>291434696>he doesn't want to boop the goblin clown button mid coitusfaggot
>>291427981Probably everyone has hand-me down clothings
>>291427710HE HAS NO STYLEHE HAS NO GRACE
>>291434696A few generations with lots of breeding with the normal sized noses, and he could have stopped. It's a better excuse than the looks.
Fern?
>>291434684yesincluding the bald one
>>291427720>that knight who comes falling from the sky for some reason>>291427733While this looks funny, what was the point of that attack formation?
>>291434812>While this looks funny, what was the point of that attack formation?can you not see they're pushing each other to add even more force to the guys in front trying to kill
Fucking Karen!
>>291434777Fern is very sexy, but I wouldn't touch her after I know she has been OJI-SANNED
>>291434847Why yes, I can see that, but that's neither practical, nor will it realistically have the intended effect.
>>291427927>>291427871>>291427942How can anyone watch something like this? Fucking jesus, even the old shitshows werent this insipid.
>>291434684Finally the first truly wish fulfillment anime, this is what I dream about.
>>291434883what if they had a skill that made it practical though
>>291434887>How can anyone watch something like this?with my eyes
>>291434897Then that'd be totally fine, but I'd like the show to at least mention that if it was the case.
>>291434887You're right. I hate ugly things too.
Okay, Tensē Goblin was kinda surprisingly funny, will check the second episode too.
>>291427674I can only recognize two of those characters and name only one (Nadia). They're not very popular.
Not round city (for now), not 3d horses, wtf?
How big is goblin dick?
>>291432252>>291432620they already explained when goblins die they gift their skills to other goblins, combined with MC having a long lifespan he's already demon king tier
The loli already wants sex.
Onaholes for a week…
>>291435098also once his eugenics program is fully realized he'll probably be getting even more juicy skills, and start the selective elite breeding program as well
Holy sexo on the left.
why are the goblins so nice?why are the monsters the good guys?why do they keep doing this?
GIWTWM!
>>291435098Who will he give his long life powers to?Are skill gifts a consensual act, or can he give his 80 year skill to a dragon to instakill it?
I saw the OP of this thread and started thinking of Interstella 5555
Anon, you answer?
>>291435354why would i want to know a man
Anyone wants 80 year non stoppable sex.
>>291435409Lmao, based ojisan.
Spider is better
Fucking goblin destroyed the road!
>>291434729SHE WAS ONLY 25 HOURS AND 59 MINUTES OLD YOU SICK FUCK
Armpit slut.
>>291435270MC said he'd need to find the resolve to accept the skill from Maou, so I believe the transfer only works consensually.
They want to breed Karen.
>>291428194>"fucked up how he has to die"uh, he literally passed on from old age though? surrounded by friends and family as they threw a party in his honor? you're gonna be agonizingly disappointed if you're expecting better than that as a baseline.
Heil Führer!
>>291428563I'm saddened that her unfathomably hideous armor from the manga is being accurately recreated for the anime adaptation.
>>291435627they threw him in a cell for defending himself
Anon, do it!
>>291428194Do you realize that goblins are fucking pets for humans? What would happen if a dog gravely injures someone even if it´s "self-defense"? It would be put to rest. At least the goblin knew that no matter what, he would die, so he prefered to be the only one.
>>291428424Thats why it fade out of fashion pretty quick.
>>291435583>barbed arrow goes hereNice armor !
>ReMonster: Smurf editionWell at least this seems to have slightly more budget and the lineage system was cool
>>291435753>arewere, they stopped doing it a dog isn't sapient and can't speak, a goblin is more human than a dog is again the goblin was attacked first, it was self defence
That Smurf on the bottom looks like Hitler.
>>291435802>WereThats debateable, they might still be cosidered as such, but not worthy to keep them due the short spam.
>goblins>not greenWhy is this allowed?
>>291435726Yes, because he killed a man. What if the deceased had a wife and kids who now have the fend for themselves for the next however-many decades? Meanwhile, he's a creature who lives for just 7 days. The value is incomparable, like a sardine to a dolphin.
>>291435875who said goblins had to be green
>>291435888I.
>>291435888Then dark elves don't gotta be brown. (Like that elf from skeleton knight)
>>291435888At the very least they shouln't be blue since we all know only smurfs are blue
>>291434697I really pity you
>>291435887Ok and? The man was the aggressor. If you aren't prepared to die yourself you shouldn't be going out of your way to kill others. Survival of the fucking fittest. >What if the deceased had a wife and kids who now have the fend for themselves for the next however-many decades?Again, and? Perhaps he shouldn't have tried to murder something that had the potential to kill him in return. He played a stupid game and won a stupid prize. It was literally just one goblin, he could have let him go but no, he had to be the hero.
>>291435962>I won't show any empathy for my enemies but I do fully expect my enemies to show empathy for meOh okay.
>>291427704>nooooo why do I have to die if I do stupid shit
>>291435726If you actually watch the anime, they explicitly address this issue.
>>291436050I like how quick they were to assess the level of threat
>>291435962MC was faced with the choice of waging war on humans (without really knowing anything of them and the world at large) or making a compromise that led to his village being left in peace, and the possibility of more peaceful and fruitful relations with humans in the future.
>>291436295yes i get that but still, it's fucked up to give someone a life sentence for a legitimate self defence scenario
>>291436334These creatures barely had laws before, they live for 7 fucking days, lmao. The guy himself was just happy to avert the destruction of the village.
>>291435164Goblins can only survive by being non-agressive and subservient. They are now goyblins.
>goblins are totally nice and cute guys I swear!>look you can even keep them as pets!!I shan't be falling for this propaganda
>>291436334basedTGD
>>291427635It is kinda fucked that an orderly society like Japan has reckless driving.
BIG FAT UDDERS!
wait a minute, didn't they say they can only pass ONE skill the one they were born with? So how exactly are they gonna pass them?The new goblin will inherit the skill from the first one, but the second won't transfer that skill to a third goblin, he will transfer his own birth skill instead
>>291436816um obviously akira has the skill that makes this possibledon't think too hard about it ok
>>291436650is elf milk good for you
>>291427603you are now aware that all those cuties are DEAD
>>291427726they look like aliens
>>291428748your closest track-kun
>>291434993You being a tourist isn't making your argument any stronger
thread themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68ugkg9RePc
>>291436968It's part of a complete breakfast.
total goblin and smurfs ded
>>291436993Don't talk about our great, great, great grandmas like that!
>>291427408I think I may have read this. If so there is a gobbo who gets more pure sex the more powerful she gets.
it says gobs live for "about" 7 days so does that mean some can live to day 8 or 9?
>>291436816I think its implied that the additional skills are being inherited from breeding as well as from the selective death transfer, but I dont know
>>291434812There was no formation. Goblins are supposed to be super weak, so they didn't actually think they'd have to try.
>>291436050He's not wrong though. I actually like how he correctly assessed how much of threat he could be, but was also smart enough to not antagonize him in any way.
human wombs were made for goblin seed
>>291437269>THAT GOBLIN HAS 2000 SKILLS NOW>I BETTER KEEP MY ASS IN A BROTHEL!! OR I'M FINISHED!!
>>291437319Imagine if Sancho-san get the skill to impregnate human women
>>291434321So this and seitokai the rest is shit so far. What a shitty season, but there are plenty of shows to be released.
When is Karen going to take the gob cock?
>>291437432If you see what else the author has done, there's a mix of series with no sex and others with a lot of it. Based on how this goblin's acted already it should tell you something about what to expect.
>>291437401Dark Summoner is way better than it has any right to be. Tensei Kizoku and Romelia Senki are okay if you enjoy meeting/civ builder kino. Haven't seen Hotaru no Yomeiri yet but the poster art looks cool at least.
>>291437518>it should tell you something about what to expectI'm expecting at least two doggy style scenes then.
>>291437109>>291436816Same anon here, also aside from breeding inheritance (which may or may not be a thing) it just makes sense from a standpoint of proximity, i.e. the guys in the self defense force will be around/friendly to each other and thus more likely to pass on skills, which means some of them will end up with 2-5 combat related skills just from normal social cohesion even if they can only pass on one (I think this might be what the show is actually getting at)
>>291437612Well, yes, but that would also need to imply that the skill you are born with is somehow inherited too when it seems to be completely random.I mean, let's say a person born with the attack skill is part of the attack skill gang, which increases the likelihood that they will share multiple skills among themselves, resulting in each member having several skills. But once they die, they can only pass on their original skill, but the new gen of that group doesn't necessarily have attack skills since they didn't say it's inherited.So, let's say there are six people in a group, 3 couples, all of whom are attack type. The last one standing has inherited the other 5 skills, but when he dies, he only passes his. And he will pass it to one of the kids, but that kid may not have been born with an attack skill, may be all three kids from all three couples have a math skill instead.For that mechanic to work, it would be necessary for skill types to be inherited from father to son aside from passed, which wasn't mentioned at all; if something was pretty much stated, it was random
>>291437986Forgot to mention that is implied that the skill they get is random because if was inherited the MC couldn't have got so many different skills, he would always inherit the same ones over and over again instead new ones
>>291427817should have been 2 seconds shorter
Should I watch it?
>>291438333No.
>>291438341Why?
>>291438333yes
>>291438368Because.
It's inside my head again...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dr2akE4Ei50
>>291437986I think them being random at birth is correct, but the attack gang is all chosen from people with the appropriate skills from the general population, not from being the children of that gang, thus the members of the attack gang would always start with at least one skill and naturally end up with 2-3 skills each that are appropriate as others age out and pass on skills, with certain particularly strong skills chosen to be passed on.I'm not sure if the breeding thing or passing skills to offspring is accurate as I already mentioned
>>291427954>only clothing option was the dorkiest fit possibleSurely his new human bros will dress him better, right?
>>291438333My sources say yes.
>>291438184
>>291435583I'm not going to say "she's asking for it" but she's asking for it.
This series has some of the ugliest "cute" goblins. Long arms and stubby legs got them looking like fucking E.T., but I can't bring myself to hate how weird they look.
>>291427987He's a cool guy.
I can't recall if this is something I've been reading or not. There are so many isekai adaptions these days.Truck-kun does his job the best he can every day sending japanese to other worlds.Is this dances with smurfs the anime?Cute red oni? Also lots of sex elves in the OP.Why did he make fake glasses?Pretty short lifespan.A slow pan of a still already? That doesn't bode well.Bro has his endless choice in gobbo tang and refuses to touch them. What a faggot.If gobbos only live one week, how do they learn language or anything else in that time? How long does a gobbo pregnancy last? How many can she pop out in a lifetime?Very cool death scene for the demon guy.Interesting way of showing the reactions with little inlays.Booby knight.Died in a cage.Another slow still plus that QUALITY dancing. We're in for a rough one.Cute dork is in for a surprise.Booby maid.He's the right hight to sit and motorboat at the same time.Lol, horny old man.Seems he's a bit more than just a horny old man.Quite a few girls got gobbed it seems.Lol, what, reproducing the dying words of someone? Pretty fucking dumb way to get out of that mess.
>>291427408which one is smurfette?>>291427457let's be honest anon, he wouldn't had died from a truck at that speed
What are goblins opinion on anal?
>>291439342>which one is smurfette?None, everyone in that shot besides the MC is dead by the time ep 2 is halfway over.
This Slime Tensei knock off will probably be the dumbest isekai of the season, so I'm going to watch it all.
>>291427408Why are the smurfs?
>>291439389Do goblins even poop? Look at their settlement; you'd think that they'd live in squalor, yet somehow it's surprisingly clean and sanitary (by isekai standards). They clearly don't have any sort of plumbing infrastructure, nor have we seen any signs of a toilet. When Akira went to use the bathroom, we only heard pissing. Due to the absence of evidence, I'm going to boldly claim that these goblins don't poop, which also makes one wonder how strong their digestive system is to not require defecation. So, since they (hypothetically) don't poop, then they probably don't have anuses and remove bodily waste solely through urine. The concept of anal intercourse is probably foreign to them. Besides, there's no such thing as butt babies, so they'd likely still aim for the right hole to breed. They aren't so horny as to have sex for fun, at least the normal goblins.
>they only have 7 days of lifeHa, puny creatures, I pity them.>they still get 7 more days of sex than me in my entire life;_;
>>291439389What does sex with a goblin feels like? Asking for a friend.
>that day I got reincarnated as a SmurfYeah no, dropped.
is there going to be some sorcerer/alchemist Gargamel who wants to eat the smurfs, I mean, goblins?
>>291434993>I can only recognize twozoomer were a fucking mistake
>>291427408Why do the goblins dress so provocatively?
>>291439690Bro they look like kids...
That's it, I'm going for that [Goblin] tag for the next couple of months.
Don't stand on top of the ladder!Someone get OSHA on the horn!
>>291439731based smurf smurfer
>>291427604>>mole>droppedPicked the fuck up
>>291428227>>291428242You laugh but he had more sex than everyone in this thread combined before going... :_:7
Is that myron?
Another season, another isekai win, every single time, it's just the superior genre.
Goblins are friends!
>>291440005Isekai is like crack. It's goyslop but I cant stop consuming it.
>>291428424Worked for goldfishes.
I wonder how many humans kidnapped and fucked goblins.
Didn't expect this to reach bump limit
>>291439581I sure hope so
>>291440500That's the power of an isekai MC that fucks
>>291438396I couldn't watch that to completion, it was so repetitive and it got boring quick.
>>291438759Every single time I read a post and anon mentions their young age...
>>291438759>when you turn 30
A Chrono Trigger reference? In 2026?
>>291440645I thought so too.
>>291440645Please don't call Lucca a goblinjust kidding she IS a goblin
It's smurfing time!
This show is assWhy do they keep making this shit
This show is top notch.I'm glad they keep making these.
Unironically already 2.25 times better than Mushoku.
>>291441102I dunno, Rudeus got to bang loli Eris and then later Sylphy and Roxy and having children with them.
>>291441233>erectile dysfunction "man"lol, lmao even
>>291441254>thinking of penis
