What a piece of shit daughter
>>291489915How can this be bad? She's doing it for her family.
oh no no no
someone shoop her into a pink wojak crying
>>291489955Kill yourself
>>291489955Was done on day 1 of this show
>>291489955
they're taking their sweet time to introduce the cast. I need to know how retarded the blonde one is.
>>291489984Best prostitute
>>291489943She would bring more honor to her family by whoring herself.Average Tachinba girl takes 30k for 1 hour and they have no pimp above them so they get to keep it all to themselves.That will be only 666 customers for her to make the 20m back.
>>291489915This is her father's fault for not making his daughter his wife after her mother passed away. Weak bonds were bound to break.
>>291490018Bonds are pretty bad right now yeah
I love her expressions
>>291489984>sweet timeIt's just episode two
>>291490033So you're telling me I should daytrade bonds
>>291489998Recreational massage worker*
I like purple, she's so pretty
>>291490051DAY TRADING BONDS ON x100 LEVERAGE
Look at that pretty hand, I want to lick it
>>291489915its gonna rebound
I want to lick her fingers
>storing cash in your laundry drawerngmi
>>291490097>attempting to read the candlesticks Better off using dowsing rods for your financial decisionmaking
>>291490070>look at this, seems like a good buy>lmao she actually bought>need a loan? ;)what a cunt
cute retard
Why is the father not being blamed.>small penis didn't save her woman>didn't make kurumi his daughter wife>not rich enough to wipe out their negligible debts
>>291490144
>>291490051I don't have any financial advice for you
>talks her friend into buying>had no intention of doing it herselfabsolute kuzu
>>291490187cue the manipulator dark triad sigma edits
>>291490115With negative interest rates it's not that bad of a decisionUnless your daughter is a gambler
Good episode
>>291490097Those bags are going from E to K.
Pure sex
Kurumi just needs to create a cult and scam her followers for money. It's that simple.
I wanna be the purple one's meat dildo sex slave after I spent her 3 million yen loan on nfts
>>291490159They locked him in a wage cage for 6 months what was he supposed to do? If he broke out they would force him to commit sudoku.
>>291490239In particular, she needs to start selling online forex seminars.
Uohhhhh Kurumi sex!KURUMI CREAMPIE!
>>291490239Unironically the only unbelievable thing is she hasn't started selling pictures of herself on Fantia.
Stocks are crashing now LMAO
>>291490187>>291490070I NEED TO BE HER THINGI NEED HER TO OWN ME LIKE AN OBJECT TO SPIT AT AND PUT OUT CIGARETTES ON
>>291489915There's something cathartic in seeing some financebro getting gua life destroyed. Normally I pity idiots but for some reason I enjoy seeing these types getting what they deserve
>>291490305Sounds like a great time to BUY
what's the appeal of this show? why is it so popular on /a/?
>>291490305Even crypto shit is in a horrible state too
Am I suppose to be impressed? ~$3,169 over 3 months, so $1056/month. My dividend portfolio averages $2,000/month.
>>291490368It's like /biz/ but without email verification
>>291490305I'm down by like 16k today...
>>291490305>NASDAQ going to shitAnd it's not even Friday
>>291490389did you miss the part where she started with 300 000 yen?
>>291490368Misery porn, seeing people being worse than you makes you appreciate life more
>>291490286A classic
Got to feel sorry for the dad.>Married a weak-willed retarded compulsive gambler who took all his money and would rather die than admit responsibility>Daughter inherited her genes and behavior
>I'll loan you 3 million yen to buy in, but if you lose it, you have to become my sex slave for the next three years, anonDo you take it??
I'm not the only one who burst out laughing the first few seconds right? Seeing them suffer is way too funny
>>291490443That's not legally enforceable
>>291490373I want to rape this creature
>>291490443Sure, all in on the Mets!
>>291490396but there's 0 overlap between /biz/ and /a/ seriously i can't think of two boards with less in common
>>291490389She's a college student scraping money working part time at a convenience store.Even going +300% is still only very little in absolute terms.
>>291490368Because is funny and the girls are hot
>>291490005That's assuming she gets chosen, the tachinbo competition is fierce on this economy specially given how some of them start on middle school.
So, step 1: Predict the future?Simple.
>>291490383i'm so glad i got out of NEAR a couple days ago, already down 19% in just a couple hours today
>>291490543It's like remembering but in reverse
>>291490524>this >hotanon?
>>291490543At least 50% of the timeYou should be able to do this ;)
>>291490462Sure, but the way things go down later....
>>291490097
zawa zawa
>>291490543Just read the chart man!
>>291490187>friendThis bitch got no friends.
>>291490341for every financebro getting destroyed there's another financebro getting rich. it's a zero sum game.
>>291490389Do you live in Japan? If not then you wouldn't get it.
>>291490482retard
>>291490159imagine just wanting to be an honest salaryman and the women around you steal your money and gamble it on silly candlestick patterns
>>291490482Wrong, a lot of crypto people are weebs.
isn't a 60x leverage borrowing a crap ton of money? how is she not in serious debt?
>>291490639What do you mean? She's got lots of friends!
>>291490368I love hearing the sound of women screaming.
Apparently the writer based this off his own experience. Did he bankrupt himself, or did he eventually turn a profit?
>>291490660no, but I am Europoor. salaries here are about the same.
>>291490159He is to blame as well, then again he is part of the old school style of being a dad after all.
>>291490581A martingale process (which is what a rational market should look like) does not have to go up 50% of the time. It's possible for a martingale process to>go up 90% of the time>go down 10% of the timeas long as it>goes down with an on average 9 times greater magnitude whenever it does go downThis typically manifests as retards putting their money in a "safe investment" that crashes every few years.
>>291490735He used his manga money to be even more of a degenerate goombler.
Having this come out shortly after the Korean Stock incident is nice timing.
>>291490368Watching cute girls do retarded things has always been a popular sub genre. We don't even get>Are they stupid?posts, it's just taken for granted. No plot holes here.
So the author is a genuine degenerate gambler, he is awared that the royalty won*t fund his retarded lyfestyle forever right?
>>291490443oh noooo i hope i don't lose ahaha hahahaha
>>291490462And?
>>291490368as a /biz/raeli its absolute kino
>>291490443I'd spend it all on pachinko immediately.
>>291489915>stealing from your dad's savingshe really is a just a derranged gambler
>>291490580Out of fucking 10!
>>291490808Buy Kurumi merch to subsidise US-Japanese international trade
>>291490813giwtwm
>I got too greedy!Don't pretend like you're learning a lesson Kurumi.
Swiss mother-daughter reunion when?
>>291490187>>291490639No woman has friends, they are just a den of foxes
>>291490097>Red means Gain>Blue means LossWhy? Was Green Good / Red Bad copyrighted by Binance or something? This color scheme makes no sense. Do Japanese traders really cheer to get into the red?
Someone explain this "leverage" to me, because they didn't properly explain it in the episode. Is it just borrowing money from the broker but they call it a different word to make it sound better?
>>291490946Red is a lucky/good color in Eastern asia
>>291490946its an asian thing, also if you look at korean/chinese boards green bad and red good
>>291490964Pretty much, broker sees you have 50k, says alright I will l lend you 500k making it 10x leverage, which 10x multiplies profit/loss which ofc u can see the results.
>>291490543Skill issue
>>291490997that sounds fucking insane to me
>>291491033It's free money if you're the one lending.
>>291490964It means you basically "loan" money from broker for example if you are using 100x leverage, going up 1% means you double ur money but if it goes down 1% you get liquidated and lose it all
>>291491033People who gambling on stuff like forex are not very good at risk assessment.
Didn't expect this to be Margin Call: the anime
>>291491033it's basically a free money cheat for the moneylender as statistically the market always wins
>>291491033Its life ruining and destroys every trader eventually
>>291491039So what, I put 5k into the phone app, bet 50k, lose, I owe them 45k?How are they gonna get it, send the mafia after me?
>"mmm?"Why was that so hot
>>291490896she learned that all her bad luck was exhausted and things can only get better.
>>291491084Yes, the mafia called the police and gov.
>>291491084They close your position and take your money once the losses in your magnified position approach that actual amount of money you have
>>291491091i want herto own melike an itemlike a piece of furniture, or some decoration
"If only I had more money" fucking retard
>>291491084That is the forced liquidation that shows up in the anime, the broker sees that you are going into negatives and goes "yeah I don't trust this retard, I'm taking all his money, leaving him on 0 and getting all my money back".That's why she stole her dad's money to avoid the forced liquidation
>>291491084LMAO
>>291491084no, in that case ur using 10x leverage so if ur position goes down 10% you lose your 5kGenerally speaking you never can go into debt using leverage
This show makes me feel such an explosion of feelings, I feel so alive
>>291490305I'm not looking until the kike war stops.
>hmm... who should I fuck over today?
>>291491132why is she choking herself?
>>291490808Yeah, he is, but he won't stop lol.
>>291491084There are collection agencies who's job is to hunt you down.
>>291491202So what's his plan, offing himself once he eventually becomes homeless?
>>291491192Because she can't cut her losing trade and physically choking herself feels real.
>>291491033What's insane about it? No really, are you just like virtue signalling or something? You can lose big but you can win big, and not only that but the upside to winning big is infinite but the downside to losing is finite (so long as you're not shorting). It's very sensible and not insane at all. Not to mention the whole liquidation failsafe (though of course there are times when that doesn't work out)If your pick is correct, then it's an amazing way for someone to make far more money than they could have with the meager original amount hey had. If anything, it is insane that such an opportunity even exists, when they restrict so much in order to prevent common plebs from making it.
>>291491179She should use those diamond hands to give me a handjob.
>>291491245You are completely and entirely right anonI think you should trade some more ;)
>>291491033Lots of business/trading things are completely insane. Even standard things we take for granted like fiat currency, fractional reserve banking, monetary financing, debt commoditization, collateralization etc. It's why we treat a big market crash every one/two decades as completely normal. That's not even getting into the truly crazy fads that pop up every few years, like NFTs or mortgage-backed securities.
>>291490737You wish, salaries that appear on google for japanese jobs are inflated as hell, most people wish they had 4-6m yearly lol.
>>291491192It's her kink. It'll help her fit a niche in her later profession.
>>291491084Its a casino but (((them))) come to get you
>>291491245Wow that's swell. How much did you make
>>291491033Welcome to the Korean Stockmarket crisis
>>291491245show portfolio :)
>>291489915My wife!!!!!
>>291489984RETARDED with a capital R E T A R D E D, don’t you worry
>>291490368/biz/ crossboarders, mostly
>>291489984It's the most stupid girl of this show, she makes Kurumi look reasonable and smart.
>>291490097it would’ve been better for her if it didn’t
i wish the manga still had the original translatori feel like everytime a manga gets good meme translations they are more likely to be the translators to quit. Sucks
She's doing trading all wrong. You're supposed to buy garbage cryptocurrencies and other worthless assets no-one has heard of and spam /biz/ that it is they're magic beans or missing link between Bitcoin and the Swift network somehow, sell once others buy into the Ponzi at triple the price, and watch everyone else lose their life savings and kill themselves when it corrects to zero.
Is Kurumi the new child from /biz/ and /a/'s illicit love affair?The previous child:>>/wsg/6248884
>>291491443I wonder if /biz/ shilling ever really worked.
>>291490383I've said this before, but I like crypto on an ideological level and hate seeing people treat it as stocks 2: Electric Boogaloo
>>291489915>I can make it all back!>It can't happen to me! I'm in charge!>I just need to put the same amount I lost in the system again! No, double, and I'll triple my money!>I'll just max out my credit cards! My tuition! My savings!>Editor-san, I know I lost [REDACTED], but you should start trading, FX trading is great!>Just give me a chance!
>>291491469It would be a world of improvement if crypto was treated as stocks 2, because right now it's scammier than a callcenter in Bangladesh
>>291490219>E to KI’ve never heard of this scale
This is why you should never hope to have a pink daughter
>>291490239Source? Unless it’s loli.
>>291490389How much pee pee did you have to suck for that?
>>291491527why is her dumbass DAD stashing phyisical money in the drawers? This fucking geezer, sheesh.
>>291491192She's into hard sex
>>291490368/a/ just has overlap with a lot of boards, there's somehow more /a/ and /g/ overlap than /v/ and /g/ overlap
>>291491569>oy, that fool needs to give his dollars to a respected middle man who will manage it for a small reasonable fee!|>|3
>>291491569boomer dad
>>291490756Is he still alive?
>>291491469Crypto cannot ever be too mainstream because of its decentralized nature. There are already platforms that disable its use when the market is a bit too volatile because of how long transactions take, and that's with just a few million users. Now imagine billions.
>>291491562I dont know the rate in your country. but enough to get around a $200K
>>291489915I'm torn between providing actual financial advice in these threads. or try to find what the worse advice I can get people to fall for. because that would be way funnier.
waiting warmly for sincos fanart
>>291491638Pink or purple hair color, that's the choice here
>>291491569The real problem is having a shit hiding place (I hope the mad lad didn't actually simply tell her), especially when the family has a history with females being retarded gamblers with accountability issues.
Shhh, dumb FX trader is sleeping.
Fucking kurumichan HARD from behind and choking her with a belt while forcing her to look at her forex tradesHer pussy squeezing like a chinese fingertrap and sucking the cum out of my nuts at mach speed when her position drops and she's 250k negativeContinuing to plap away as the number climbs and she stops crying
>If you had invested $1,000 in Bitcoin in late 2009, your investment would be worth roughly $73.4 billion to $103 billion today.KURUMI CHAAAAAN
>>291491675>sleepingmissed dips
>>291491231That souns fun, how do I get in one of those?
>>291491675Accurate kek>>291491697>2009 was ten years ago
>>291491469Monero is the only true CryptoCURRENCY. Exchanges dont like it, no-one is trying to flip it, used solely for buying everyday items like drugs and nude art books as drawing references, price is therefore stable.
>>291490916Imagine making Switzerland a major antagonist in your financial anime life. It’s fucking over at that point.
>>291491697I would've cashed out at like $10k given that at the time a fucking magic the gathering forum was the #1 hub of your fake internet money
>>291491638Do it 2 truths and 1 lie style, you don’t even have to follow that set of numbers fir lies and truths either.
>>291491506I mean, without regulation it should be obvious you're gonna have to look out for yourself>>291491626Maybe not mainstream enough to outright replace national currencies, but we could treat it as gold/silver and use it to back a traditional currency>>291491720There are still a few valid usecases for BTC and ETH, but otherwise I agree. Wild how people still fuck with shitcoins when these two+XMR cover basically any valid usecase
>>291491675>sleepingYeah right
>>291491084Worse, the government will just take it from any paycheck you get.
>>291490946I bet you also didn't know japanese traffic lights are generally blue instead of green for go.
>>291491750You also got to consider how easy it is to lose crypto and the gain taxes and the fact you may develop a gambling addiction before you see a cent of FIAT before pulling out. I wouldn’t trust bitcoin even if it went to a trillion
a smile you can trust.
>YaniNeko last season>Kurumi this seasonWhat's the next life ruining vice to be played with comically?
>>291491697if some random pleb owned all of the bitcoin then it would have never gotten as big as it is now.
This evil cunt needs to be raped to avenge Kurumishe fomo'd her into this shit
Dont worry guys, things can only go up from here!Gotta climb up if you want to hang yourself
This anime is anxiety inducing
>Huh? Anon doesn't have a brokerage account? Hahahaha
>>291491885for me its pure horror, not comedy
>>291490711I don't rember the manga start but don't you have to get liquidated first to get into debt?
>>291491604>still ends up paying postage fees to pay taxes
>>291491911Nah, its cathartic.
This mangaka is going to a bar that displays price charts like a sports bar, that’s so fucking funny.X.com/stockpickersbar
kek I do this all the time on /biz/. shill something but then don't buy it myself.
>>291491955Yea, as long as you appear liquid and safe enough, they won't do shit. The moment things start looking bad, they'll call and want their money NOW.
>>291491569>going full cashlessngmi
>>291491885Porn addiction
>>291491142hold up so you're saying that if I have no money they'll cut me instantly to not go into the negatives but as long as I win I can 100x my winnings?how is that not an infinite money glitch?t. i'm functionally retarded
>>291491945Same with YaniNeko, if you aren't familiar with the subject you think it's just funny haha.
>>291492013Doesn't WataMote already have an anime adaptation?
>>291491697>not being one of those early miners sitting on their 50000 coins mined with a 2005 Dell XPS 600.
>>291492022because you'll probably lose 100 times before winning once. but yeah there's no reason to avoid trading with money you can afford to lose.
>>291491980It's probably a place that lets you display whatever you want on the screens.
>>291492052>sell 1 coin>the entire market panics, clamps down on trading the value plummets because they think its a firesale
>>291490305Should I be concerned?
I cannot wait for financebros to make videos explaining how they would've made Kurumi a millionaire with their financial system
>>291492103Should've sold yesterday, it's too late now
>>291492064I suppose that’s why they’re called stock PICKERS after all.
>>291492103looks like a normal correctionthe actual crash was a couple months ago where like 1/4 koreans got their accounts liquidated.
>>291492022You run out of money when you run out of organs.
>>291492133I didn't look at my account for over 6 months, I'm immune to FOMO.
>watching this anime while I just put money in the S&P500 monthly>haven't had a cortisol spike in 6 yearsFeels good.
>>291492128They haven’t already?
>>291491980>motherfucker uses trading viewa real FX retard uses the bloomberg terminal
Why is she so stupid? She's good at math and did all this research, and yet she has absolutely no common sense.
Are the currency pairs a viable strategy for a poor retarded europistani?
>>291492064>>291492146it's a theme bar so it's probably what they normally have up on the screenshttps://stockpickers-bar.com/
>>291492265asian gambling derangement syndromepls understandit's seriously insane just how prone to gambling asian people are
>>291492274A viable strategy for what? Losing all your money? Yeah.
>no stop loss againHoly fuck Kurumi is so stupid.
>>291492274>anon watches suffering porn>decides that they too wish to suffer
>>291492309yea, she ain't no BITCHlook at you, planning for failure and inviting that energy in your life
>>291492265I was amazed at how fast she went from logical thinking to rationalization and coping and then even deeper into deluding herself with fantasies of a big comeback based on nothing but the hopium she was huffing.
>>291492265being good at math and doing research is even worse because it increases your chance of rationalizing what's nothing but pure gamblingbet she believes in technical analysis
>bet against kurumi>make millionsit's SO EASY guys, she's paving the way just don't do what she does.
>>291492340Refer to the meme >>291490286
>>291490005Very specific number
>>291492291>>291492320I want small incremental gainz. Possibly with AI automation so the gears can turn while I sleep.
>>291490286>the "analysis lines"
>>291491787sure, pop quiz I guess. which of these common pieces of investing advice are actually backed up empirical evidence?>wait for a market crash before getting into stocks>dividend yield should be a primary factor when deciding what to invest in>index funds are too diversified leaving money on the table
>>291492362>I want small incremental gainz.Then invest in something long-term and relatively stable.>Possibly with AI automation so the gears can turn while I sleep.Oh you're retarded, never mind.
>>291492362Yeah bro you can totally arbitrage the market with your own algorithm you rolled at home
this anime is too stressful. i got raped on forex. made me appreciate non leverage trading.
>>291492281>i'll have the nasdaq 100 on the rocks
>coworker at the office says he has insider information a certain company will have a higher than expected quarterly earnings through the CEOs son>I don't put any money in because stocks are gambling you silly billy>he was wrong and the stock crashes>everyone in the office but me put in and lost thousands
>>291492265In this episode alone she bought purely because a "friend" and a blogger shitpost told her to. In her mind this somehow translated into a deranged max leverage bet with a 100% chance of success.
>>291492398Ha, those stupid wallstreet chumps would've never thought of that
>>291490305My oil bags say otherwise
>>291492413most true to life anime ever made
>>291492340All it took was a whiff of FOMO and her brain turned off.
>Wall Street Trader reacts to FX Fighter Kurumi chan!you just know these are coming.
Stay away from FX chuds, equities is all you need.
>>291492442Yep. I saw FGC people do that for that yuri last season.
Why does trading even exist?These people should be hanged.
Like mother, like daughter. How long until the compensated dating arc?
>>291492454this. forex is AIDS.also your forex brokers dont show you real ticks - they show you their internal charts designed to fuck you over
>>291492454Equity will crash. Any day now.
https://files.catbox.moe/1q8rsm.mp4Each and every episode is just this.
>>291492509losing in stocks skips the compensated dating arcs and skips right to the "it's a beautiful view" ending
>>291489915i can't read this shit without laughing
>>291491638Post the followup
>>291491696https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/141922951
>>291492454Okay who the fuck is rich here? /a/ or /biz/ how come there so many rich anons in this show thread?!?!
>>291492560because people who lost in stocks jumped off tall buildings and people aren't gonna post their -500k portfolios
>>291490237Is she at least a decent character or human scum like the rest of the cast?
>>291492401too bad, you're getting a margin call instead
>>291492362>small incremental gainzUSD to EUR when the US does something retarded, EUR to USD when the EU does something retarded. No Forex, just go to an exchange house (Do they have these in the EU? My American friends were all confused when I explained the concept) and get physical bills
How is cash going to help her from being liquidated? She's got to carry 3 million yen to a bank to transfer it to her account, without anyone asking questions.
>>291492287so true
>>291492627>3 million yenthat's like 3000 dorra no one fucking cares
Lel, you can tell the poorfags in these threads. You niggas need to learn risk management.
>>291492401>sir, you’ve doubled down eight times already, haven’t you had enough>Elon-Sama says HB1s are the future, you ignorant pleb, now give my my fucking NASDAQ
>>291492329
>>291492589shes as decent as decent gets in this shit which is at best like "not totally ambivalent to the suffering of others"
If hot, why not onlyfans?
>>291492400I lost five figures on stock options. Grow a pair pussy
>>291490443Interest free? What a great friend. I wish they stuck with the prostitution.
>>291492677kurumi is a good girl
>>291492627Give money to purple bitch, purple bitch gives back digital money, digital money goes to broker
>>291492382Oh wow, that all sounds like bullshit. That’s going to be hard based on my own experience with trading. I’ll go A final answer.
>>291492287https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6zcIori878FX Senshi season finale
The mom literally whores herself out at a $120k loss, i’m on track to retiring early. Can someone please explain to me what makes money so valuable over there in Asia? Also the yen carry trade was created by japanese housewives, how can they both be smart as fuck and degenerate as fuck.
>>291492707yeah she's a good girl so surely she's going to need more money to get back his father's savings
>>291492677the doesn't exist yet
>>291492661I need this anime to gain popularity. These reaction images are priceless.
>>291492382C sounds too real because greedy fucks want to force their clients into total destitution for short term gains
>>291492661mommy
>>291492714Money laundry arc when?
Can someone tell what the fuck are derivative markets?
>>291492691Manga written when the yen was deflating. An interest-free yen-based loan still depreciates in value.
>>291492762Index funds are comfy, you only need VOO and VTI. You’re a comfy man after that.
>>291492651Big tech crash any day now.
>>291492661
>>291492776Options, derivatives are options. So calls and puts.
>>291492805SCHD is comfier than VOO
>>291492806You think i’m not prepped for that, I got dry powder and i’m willing to cut out alot of things to maximize investing during that time.
>>291492806It won't crash. It will never crash. Because a crash would end society. It is too big to fail. They'll fudge the numbers until to the day the nukes are dropped.They will never go down.
>>291492287That's because gachapon is instilled on their minds since very early on, both kamen rider and Precure got gachapons so it isn't weird to see 3-4 yo rolling the gachapon machines.
>>291492651Look, if AI really does work out, we're going to either live in utopia or die. In either case, money doesn't matter.Short tech stocks to hedge against death and utopia.
>>291492382>option D pick the winning stocks
>>291492823Dividend investing is gay cause of the tax drag. I prefer total return.
>>291492865Or be an eternal optimist like peter lynch and make money?
>>291492651I mean yeah if you're just going to invest in huge index funds like SPY then you're probably safe, but at the same time you're going to waste the best years of your life planning on a retirement that may not even come if you suddenly die.
>>291492823Dividends kill my health insurance subsidy.
>>291492401>>291492602>>291492657>saar i'm sorry but we're all out may i suggest the nifty 500 instead it's on the house saar
>>291490159He didn't know.This show is an example of how easy access to trading can corrupt your family while you are away working your ass off.
>>291492898I work in the sector every VP/Senior leader i talk to are in index funds. Few do some small trading. It the simplest to do but hardest to execute. You will beat out most fund managers in the long term.
>>291492939Makes sense considering AI is killing outsourcing
>>291492961>already rich and old people with comfy jobs are less likely to take riskswow who knew
>>291492955Asian people are degenerate gamblers plus parents don’t teach their family financial literacy. House wives also manage the family budget in Japan. Japanese are so also insanely retarded with investing they love insurance and annuities for some reason.
>>291492939Will FX Senshi Kurumi touch India at some point?
>>291490368it's your classic gambling manga but everyone gets fucked over instead of pulling secret techniques out of their asses. imagine if naruto was just him breaking limbs and getting hit with knives, it'd be kino
I spent 6 hours here instead of working. I don't know if that's more pathetic than those girls.
bogdanoff.zis ends now.
>>291493039Depends.Are you generating returns/dividends/interest while doing nothing? Because Kurumi sure as shit aint lmao.
My portfolio took off at $100k, i’m comfy now at $600k at 30. Feels good mang. Stay away from leverage and FX.
>>291490115Where should I store it then? No seriously, I use my candy drawer.
>>291493095Based
I wish I had money + a forex addicted female friend with big boobs who offered me "favors" in exchange for covering her losses...
>>291492805where my VWRP and VALL brothers at?
>>291493138What the overlap with VOO and VTI, i find they tend to hold the same stuff just some difference with the expense ratio.
>>291493131That's kind of expensive for a slut.
>>291492860Bro wasn't here for 2008
>>291493177True. But the psychology of it makes it hot
>>291493131Just go to a hooker instead.
>>291493095you could be a millionaire this week if you 2x it on one trade
>>291493212IT'S NOT THE SAME
>>291493095>survivor bias baitSHUT UP
>>291493131Nigger trying to fit in, there are hotter tachimbos in tokyo or go to their red light district. Whores are cheap and plentiful.
>>291491821>>291491329>>291491154>>291491116again, actual gambling seems way safer. If you lose 100 you just lose 100 not 10K
I put all my money into the bank like a good anon
>>291493008>Horrible low-volume marketA meme market within a meme market. Perfect for Kurumi-chan.
>>291493264You're actually losing money.
>>291493256>survivor bias>max out your 401k, roth and build a bridge account through index funds. It ain’t hard niggah.
>>291493131I get what you mean brother, all these people suggesting its the same as a whore don't understand the fantasy.
>>291491697anon, I was there and nobody really invested in bitcoin, but you could get 1/2 for free by doing some stuff: those are the chance i mostly regret back then
>>291493264>letting (((them))) take your money
>>291493194I was a child in 2008 but it didn't crash all the way down. It was "too big to fail" remember? I worded my point like that deliberately. They artificially pumped it. And they will keep pumping it until they won't be able to anymore because of someone else calling the bluff and declaring war. That is the only thing that will ever make it crash.
Why is someone losing all their money to the market so fucking funny
>>291493230Yes it's way cheaper.
>>291493131You're paying thousands of dollars for awkward / badly performed sex acts that make her hate you more every time she has to do them. Literally just hire an escort.
>>291493260When you get to large numbers, you stop caring i’ve had days where i lose $10k in unrealized gain. I’ve experienced crashes where I lost like $70k. If you don’t get comfortable with it, you’re gonna get fucked in retirement.
>>291493324I dunno, but it's why I visit /biz/.
>>291493307>you could get 1/2 for free by doing some stuffThat's not for free, that's just doing a (probably small) job and getting paid
>>291493323>but it didn't crash all the way down>uh 2008 wasn't bad because it wasn't a REAL crash ok?lolI lived through it, man, now you're trying to gaslight me that it never happened
>>291493354It's free because it cost him nothing but his own time, which is so worthless he's willing to be compensated in worthless (at the time) cryptocurrency.
>>291493354visiting a site seems small enough. there were more than one doing this
>>291493383Yeah, you LIVED through it so it wasn't that bad
>>291493324https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgMdu0el3RQ
>>291493271Sounds about right. A pair I always wanted to long was the ILS/USD because Israel is our strongest ally, don’t you know? I never figured out how though, and I think I’m too broke to start now.
>>291493324I am so sad that my man Bossman Jack is in prison.
>>291493410>it cost him nothing but his own timeThat's pretty much every job>>291493419Oh, it is a small task, but it's still ultimately a task
Do you guys know how fucked alot of people are, it scary.
>>291493515You live while you live, and you die when you die. Why worry at this point?That woman probably doesn't even have children to care for. What does she need retirement savings for?
Why the fuck did /biz/ memes became mainstream?!?!
>>291493095Nice man. I sadly only turned my 20k into 200k from 23-33.
>>291490305i-it's going to go back up...right?
>>291493581Needs to go more down.
>>2914935714chan is mainstream entertainment, bait-kun
>>291493452>wearing pinktop kek
She is so beautifull. I wonder how many zeros do i need to have in my bank account so she can accept to date me.
>>291493264I put mine on rent, rice, canned sardines and plastic bottle vodka
I can look at both -50% and +50% on my portfolio and feel absolutely nothing, how did I achieve this level of zen?
>>2914936281She has a broke people fetish
>>291489915she could just purchase gold and silver
What do I do if I have a Gorillion dollars suddenly from my grandfather's death?I still can't get a home loan for the remainder and property sales are frozen due to the crash causing sellers to go into hiding. You'd think 60% of the home would be an adequate deposit but nah. Industry is dying everywhere. No one makes anything. Big unemployment. Recession soon.I could invest in oil and gas I suppose, but if the progressive parties win and ban oil during the oil crisis I'm dead. No-one's buying Australian cars or whatever it is we make anymore (nothing). High Court just banned another coal project lol.Do I buy Chinese stocks to enter the market of a nation not about to collapse?I put my money into new customer bonus interest bank accounts and am rapidly exhausting free "wow banks are cool pls stay with us" trials everywhere.
>>2914936287 figures at least
>>291493662purchase Apple stock
>>291493645I am worth 20kFrankly the idea that people have hundred of thousands at my age doesn't even compute.At least I'm debt free for now, I guess.
>>291493662>Do I buy Chinese stocks to enter the market of a nation not about to collapse?But it's China that's about to collapse!! TWO MORE WEEKS!!!!!!
>>291493655she's perfect...
>>291493571That’s an edit
>>291493674I thought her port was only $10 million yen ($64k USD). That fucking nothing.
>>291493645apathy is not a virtue
>>291493696
>>291493515literally me at 36Everything is going to hell anyway and I figure I'll be dead long before any sort of "retirement" so it's no big deal
>>291493696Chinese stocks are fucking horrible because of golden shares and strict capital controls. There a reason why everyone invests in the USA. Unless china willing to open capital controls it sucks ass for your average investor.
>>291493696>>291493741fuck off chinkbots
>>2914937267 figures in USD lmao
>>291493662I dunno man, buy bonds I guess
>>291493645you are either very poor or very rich, congratz
Only 11k is my actual money so I'm still good. Diversify and it's only a loss when you sell
>>291493662Buy bonds. I'm also a huge risk taker and I'm all in on nuclear energy. It just makes sense since nuclear is the ONLY energy option capable of fueling our AI future.
>>291493729You literally need to be a machine to invest properly though. So many boomers got fucked during the covid crash.
>>291493645Same. I'm a 2014 meme coin kiddie. A 50% drop is just a normal Tuesday for me.
>anime girls>talking about complex tradingThis is even list believable that Ruri's Rocks.
>>291493808you better hope the boomers die quickly then
>>291493558>That woman probably doesn't even have children to care for. What does she need retirement savings for?Being childless makes you more reliant on retirement savings, not less, since at a certain age you either need to hire someone to care for you, or pay for a retirement home
>>291493760>>291493808Bonds as in National Treasury bonds? What nation do you mean? My own in Straya, the US, China? Are Iranian bonds legal?I thought Albanese said it would be illegal for AI companies to operate without an assurance of 100% renewable somehow. Billions of windmills all wired to a single commercial basement with a thousand 4080s hundreds of kilometers away is logically feasible somehow. Is this a Pauline wins a landslide and reverses everything bet?
>>291493515My retirement plans involve a short trip to meet the sidewalk
>>291492651t. tax farmer a few years before the french revolution
>>291493934No you don't if you don't have children, you don't have a reason to worry about anything. You're own existence is finite and about to end, why bother clinging to it?
How do we fix Kurumi-chan?
>>291493662Be happy anon, that's the most important thing.
>>291493332>>291493258>>291493212Dumb normalfags>>291493295Thank you man
>>291492552>>291491638Source
>>2914939931 week at my FX trading camp (hosted in my bedroom).
>>291490643No, for every 100 financebros getting destroyed, 1 jew with turboAI and insider connections is getting rich
>>291493970Because you're not dying immediately after retiring, if you follow an "I'm not gonna kill myself but I won't actively work on extending my life" mindset, you still have a few years where you'll need help with basic tasks
>>291493993Beatings until the gambling stops
>>291493808>he thinks nuclear won't be strictly for glownig datacenters and us plebs won't be starving under renewables
Thank you ekkusu dot com
>>291489984>caring about character personalities>in a toxic shit for edgelordsLiterally why? She's definitely not as retarded as you are.
>>291493993Every time she loses money on a trade she has to work off the balance as a state appointed girlfriend for Japan's fat ugly HikkiNEET population.
My country is right next to her two massive koblihs yay.
>>291492510>also your forex brokers dont show you real ticks - they show you their internal charts designed to fuck you overare you in a third world country with zero regulations? it's true that the charts don't match 100% because there is no central exchange, but they're pretty similar. if the price discrepancy were too high then you could actually instead do arbitrage and make money.
>>291494161does it fucking matter? it still means nuclear will grow and I will make money.
>>291490600The trick is to full-port every time so you are never disappointed
>>291489604Savings account only work when you ALREADY have the money. Where the fuck do I get +$30K from for a $150 monthly income?>inb4 workMedian wage here is $200-300 a month.>inb4 migrateThen I'll have to pay +50% of my wage in rent and a bunch of other expenses, and that's if I even get a good job.
The opening goes into your ear and it just stays there.Especially the ドル円ロング！ ドル円ロング！買って買って買って買って part. I love this OP.
>>291491856>he bought?
>>291494165calm down, I just wanted an excuse to post that webm.
>>291489915His fault, he should have put that money in a bank
Would you comfort Kurumi-chan after she lost $3000 in one hour on an AUD/JPY 59:1 leveraged trade?
>>291494234can't you find work online?
>>291494379I'd smack her buttcheeks non-stop for an hour. Stupid little brat.
>>291494234just start doing sports betting or playing poker onlineyou know REAL big dick gambling instead of this gay finance shit
>>291494379I'd pay her to comfort me if you catch my drift.
>>291494234HYSA are only for immediate need savings. Anon heres are retarded, say bonds pay 5% all HYSA do is pay you 4.5% and the bank keeps the 0.5%. Fucking retards here, oy vey.
I watched it.
I could have saved her mom....
>>291494384Online work is oversaturated with pajeets and south east asians as well as exploitative as hell.I tried for months to get an online job. I finally got one. I made $0.80 an hour.If you could help me get an online job that pays at least $2-3/hr, that would be great.>>291494405I thought so too, kek.>>291494423Yes.
>>291494282>(一・十・百・千) 楽になる>(一万・十万) 狂い出す>(百万・千万) 戻れない>(億・兆・京・垓) 証拠金が不足しています
>>291489915still a better person than op
>>291494379I would make passionate loving sex with Kurumi-chan!
>>291494617I don't mean with an employer. Like, draw furry porn and make money off of commissions or subscribers. That kind of thing.
Kurumi's tits are quite large.Are losses stored in the tits?
>>291494784Anon please stop thinking before our resident /biz/nesspeople decide to get breast reductions
>>291494784The bigger the tits, the dumber the girl is
>>291494825You want large tits to be able to store more losses. The breast reduction is what happens when they're full and you're forced to liquidate the breasts.
>>291494881I want to liquidate Kurumi's breasts
>>291494405sports betting is the goyest thing because quotes are adjusted for you to mathematically break even or lose long term with a very small margin of error nowadays
How much money do I have to make for God to start loving me
>>291494780I'm actually learning to draw, kek. We'll see how it goes.
None of this would have happened if her dad just belted her ass
None of this would have happened if her dad just fucked her ass
None of this would have happened if her dad just fucked his wife more often.
leveraged trading is the parley of stock tradingkurumi suicide arc next season
>>291495040>kurumi suicide arc next seasonI don't think suicidal ideation runs in Kurumi's family.
>>291490443
>have a bright future if you simply aren't retarded with your money>throw it all away to gambleMany such cases.
forex is bullshit.your broker takes a position against you on your every trade.the ticker that they show is always off and works against you.
>>291495101>pinkshit>having a bright future
>>291495040parley is like rolling a dice multiple times and hoping it hits a certain range every timeleveraged trading is rolling a dice once but if it hits 1 you become rich and if it hits 6 you get shot instead
>>291495141leverage trading is like rolling a 6 sided die and any number other than 1 or 2 liquidates you
>>291493099sounds dangerous. what if someone wants candy? they might find your $$$.
Damn, what was the damage today bros?
>>291490033What? For almost every government issuing them the return on buying bonds from them are the highest they ever been.
>>291493662this is the anime board, try /biz/
>>291495106I don't get this. She's making small trades to ride minor differences in forex rates by fractions of a cent, but will lose it all on fees this way. It's nothing like buying some volatile asset and selling for 20% above the cost base.
>>291495208>>291495141>>291495089none of this is anime
>>291492677Oversaturated Might as well become a vtuber
>>291495246It's high because they need a carrot to bait people into buying them but you have no idea if they will manage to actually pay them in a decade.
>>291495255right. with leverages. also the differences in cents on the ticker screen is always off by a few points. and the spread fucks you too. basically its designed to liquidate you even if you make a couple good trades.plus they hunt your liquidity and your position
>>291495246Because they aren’t outpacing inflation, if bonds go 5% expectations is equities would return 15%.
>>291494693>>291494282The lyrics are so fucking funny once you take the time to translate them.「ま、まだ慌てるような時間じゃない取引ボタンを、押せぇぇっ！」Well, it's not the time to panic yetPress the transaction button! (for a stop loss)押せ！ X28上がれぇっ！Push it! X16(This is implying she can’t push it.)PUSH IT! X12(She didn’t push it)GO UP ALREADYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!ぜろ、ぜろ、ぜろ、ぜろ、ぜろZero, zero, zero, zero, zero>>291494282I wonder if, in Japanese “sell” and “buy” in this context are homophones for “fire (from a gun)” and “win” respectively>our system thinks your post is spamFor crying out loud…
if you want to get wealthy, do what that guy is doing the guy flexing his investment account.keep putting money into successful ETF's, and let it grow over 5 years.
>>291493315The markets are even worse in that case
złoty :D
Why are her and her mother all in on FX instead of the thousand other things to gamble investments with anyway?
>>291495417Asians love FX for some reason, I don’t get it.
>>291495417forex is addicting, that green candle/watching gains.inversely, seeing red is crushing. highly addicting.
>>291495311>I wonder if, in Japanese “sell” and “buy” in this context are homophones for “fire (from a gun)” and “win” respectivelyThey are, hence the dance choreography in the opening.
>>291489915I'd unironically disown this bitch.
>>291493808>our AI future>our>future
is this yuri
>>291495505Yeah FX is a sadist bitch
>>291495505No, fuck off, I'd rather have /biz/ jeets than deranged yuritards.
>>291490443Buy gold then immediately lose it in a tragic boating accident and enjoy the sex. Then after that I dig it up as a wedding surprise.
>>291494423>say bonds pay 5% all HYSA do is pay you 4.5% and the bank keeps the 0.5%.That's how employment works too, comrade
>>291495505YesThe pair this week was AUD and YEN
>>291495505No, there's at most very light yuribait and it won't be in this season.
I'm shocked Kurumi is so retarded no one even finds her attractive anymore.
>>291495311>homophonesOnly some conjugations. The present tense of "sell" is "uru", while the present tense of "shoot" is "utsu". But the te-form of both is "utte".
>>291495558>big titty aussie dominates weak nihon girl
>>291495533Anon this is an anime that consists of mostly girlsDo you seriously expect the lion to not eat the steak?
>>291495579Nihon girl won actually.
This show is more stressful than Kaiji. The power of cute girls, I guess.
>>291493260I was down (lost) 4k from my initial 6. didnt realize my losses and now im up 38k. it was funny money i didnt care about so glad it at least did something
>>291495599Guess it happens.
>>291495505YesBut you already knew that, schizo
>>291495573That’s what we mean I think.>>291495460Yeah, how’d I miss that?Also, the background singing about “追証だ！追証だ！”is sending me. Who knew the Japanese could sound so gleeful over margin calls?
>>291495647>Who knew the Japanese could sound so gleefulDon't underestimate the power of the moe side of anime. They can make anything sound cute.
>>291490443All in
>>291495579It’s like the Japanese girl is too shy to be a top, but she ends up being the top anyway by the Aussie’s persuasion.>>291495639Did you make this? If you can, can you do a huge, chubby American arm wrestling the Japanese girl and totally dominating?
>>291490482/a/nime website, so /a/ overlaps with every single board yes even /pol/
>>291495692Sorry, it's a short manga by Fumita (same person who made Tomo-chan)
>>291492022It's gambling. There's nothing wrong as long as you win.
>>291491720>>291491794Where can I offer art commissions in exchange for crypto (no shitcoins)?
>>291495815Here, for example. Anywhere else works too.
>>291495743i want to fuck misuzu
>>291495815You can literally ask artists on xitter, some of them accept crypto.
Oh lord, is this foreshadowing>Flattie dreams of bunnies>Kurumi dreams of sheep in a plain next to a city>kogane dreams of sheep in what I assume is Australia’s Ayers Rock>Mebooki dreams of her sheep in the sky falling vertically directly into HELLWho’s the genius that made the soundboard play a didgeridoo on Kurumi’s losing position btw, that was funny as hell. >>291495743Boo.
>>291493288>don't know anything about stocks>money goes away because inflationBullshit
>she even has pink hairthis is some good shit
>>291491697I wanted to buy the meme money when I first heard of it but my parents wouldn't lend me their credit card plus the "exchanges" were all trust back then
What should i do with 160k?
>>291491980Cute Kurumi
>>291496070Go to engineer school
>>291493307Are you talking about those "faucet" websites with 4 gorillion ads that gave you piss amounts of money? I tried to bot a bunch of them by auto switching IPs with tor but never went far with that.
Thanks to Jarman, Japan is going to steal all your Pinkjaks
>>291496179As a pinkjak holder, how fucked am I?
>>291496070Do the Kurumi thing
wtf this episode was just horrible. WTF i dont want to get paperhand PTSD
>>291496359She's getting farther awayThis is symbolism
so what if she loses every cent she has? she has a job at the local 7/11 while living with her dad. She's set for life.
>>291496200You better start diversifying now.
Why is it taking so long?
>>291496442It's not just the cents she has that she's going to lose. Refer to >>291489915 picrel.
>>291489915>shitty wife>shitty daughterIt's genetic
Jesus the plot pisses me off so much. Not only how nonchalantly she decided to buy the same shit that killed her mother but also just on a whim decided to lev it that high. Then doesn't shows the slightest accountability of her actions but decides to drag in the hard earned money of her father. How is this plot even possible? It's disgusting and unnatural.
>>291496571Wife was qt before Jew corruption.
someone bogpill me on high interest savings accounts. are there reasons I shouldn't move all the money from my regular savings account into one?
>>291489915I realized I love seeing cute girls despair
>>291496646The only reason to not move them there is either because you have a better investment with a higher yield or because you don't want to end up in a situation where you need the money but can't get it back until the contract expires.
>>291496070all in on long spcx calls
>>291491084Protip: if you lose a million dollars, it's your problemIf you lose a billion dollars, it's the banks problem.You gotta go big or go home.>>291496646An actual high yield savings account is zero risk bar you don't put more than 250k- a million in one bank. Interests rates have gone up so you can find banks with 3.5-4% APR.Bonds have also skyrocketed, you can make some really good interest on ten years as long as you don't plan on using that money.
>>291496633*aussie corruption. Those big dick dollarydoos are pretty seductive to any midwit who has some kind of grasp as to what’s going on.
>>291496622>How is this plot even possible? It's disgusting and unnatural.Very realistic. Normal female behavior.
So basically the anime is about gamblers as cutesy girls
>>291492805>index ETFsI’m still all in on MUTFs because no-load wasnt standard for stonks when I started and I can’t find a reason to switch beyond real time ticker watching
>>291496485Because you don't draw anything
>>291496622>then doesn't shows the slightest accountability of her actions but decides to drag in the hard earned money of her father. How is this plot even possible? It's disgusting and unnatural.It's extremely common actually. Gambling addiction is no joke.
>>291495948Just buy the s&p 500 or stocks of companies you purchase things from.
>heroic music playing as she steals her father's rainy day money to bail out her shit investmentsThis anime is fucking awesome
If you guys wanna make real money, do 0 DTE options trading.
If it wasn't for merchants and their monopoly money schemes, none of this nonsense would have been possible to happen. But thanks to their corruption of the planet, here we are.
michiko is kind of an asshole
>>291497106is she though? kurumi is a major dum dum.
>>291496706>you don't want to end up in a situation where you need the money but can't get it back until the contract expiresdo these savings accounts come with contracts like that? I just want somewhere to put my emergency savings + short term purchase savings that won't get raped by inflation as much
>>291497106this kind of thing is normal though. people who are waiting and seeing, but egging others on to trade for teh lulz.
sorry, had to step out. answer is that they're all common misconceptions that have been debunked.>>291492716there's a lot of math done of the idea that "time in the market beats timing the market". should be easy enough to look up for anyone that cares>>291492762pretty much the opposite. bankers went on a marketing campaign against index funds because they're not nearly as profitable yet perform at least the same on average.
There isn't enough porn of the girls whoring their bodies out to wealthy men holding the opposite side of the girls' bets.
>>291496622This is gambling with extra steps anon, and gambling addiction is an addiction like any other, addictions are disgusting indeed.
>>291491613Yes, his twitter is still active with blue checkmark
>>291497216>me as a SPY maxiOh…
a tale as old as time
>>291497154The most any might have is that they might charge a maintenance fee if you don't fulfill this or that condition, like holding a certain amount of money with them. Most have none at all though.
>>291496622Have you never seen a gambling addict?I even know a guy who stole his parents and his wife money to keep gambling and he is now forbidden by law to manage his own money (that he doesn't have anymore anyways). Honestly, I am more surprised that his wife didn't leave him.
>>291497336
>>291497154the percentage on the normal savings account my bank offers is a serious joke and the one that offers higher yield does come with a sort of contract where the money is not accesable until the contract runs out (the longer that duration the higher yield they can give you or smth like that). That's just my bank. If your bank good yields on the basic savings account then go for it but here savings accounts are a joke and inflation will eat them.
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>>291496111I did that already though, hasn't really paid off though>>291496238>>291496238 it is in a managed fund but i was lookign at it vs s&p 500 and it would have been 310k right if it was there insteadso i have to take it out of managed fund and put it in something that will make up for all that wasted time and get me back on track with if it were in s&p 500, at the very least
Hurray more depression quest.Dude isn't going to ask why is daughter screamed?Purple looks cute.Lol, spot the main characters.WcDonaldsDoes purple have yakuza connections Some loanshark ass shit.So she's going to lose all her money and have to start over.Cute spats butt.Purple likes watching pink suffer it seems.Good lord she is retarded stealing money from her dad. No surprise the old man doesn't trust a bank.I hope she loses and becomes a pavement smear, like mother like daughter. It's what she deserves for stealing.
>>291489915Should have stuck to playing Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator.
>>291497319>Oh…can't figure out you're trying to convey here. I'd advocate for a more globally diversified fund than SPY but otherwise it's mostly fine.>>291497708>it is in a managed fundoof yeah. managed funds usually fuck you over with their fees. also don't chase sunk costs. there's a bit more to consider but mainly just dump the money in something like VT
>>291494340Negative interest rates. It is unironically better to do what he did.
Sex with financially ill girls
