Human-alien hybrid sibling
>>291526109do we really have to keep posting this one (1) shot?
>>291526139Absolutely!
>>291526365>55% dead show
2chan thread:https://may.2chan.net/b/res/1440588936.htm
>>291526426>１話目でこれがあったビビオペに比べたら全然足りないなJapan is disappointed as well I see
>>291526426dead/archived:https://www.ftbucket.info/scrapshot/ftb/cont/may.2chan.net_b_res_1440588936/index.htm
>>291526139we only have one episode so far please understand
>>291526365>55%That's rough
>>291526365It's over
>>291526365>>291526391>>291526587>>291526727fuck off and kill yourselves
>disliking something I like hurts my feelings ngmi
Is she a filthy amerikajin military occupier?
>>291527026Yes it does.
>>291527120
SEEEEX
>>291527171hol up
>>291526426new live watch thread:https://may.2chan.net/b/res/1440678665.htm
>megane>blonde>twintailsNot a very common combination
>>291527223sorry bro wrong show
boba
>>291527224>>291527229
>>291527272>>291527258is this asuka of current season ?
>>291527229>>291527258>>291527272Picked up.
american
sweden
I will watch for the butt shots
>>291527316That's Swiss, anon
>>291527344Holy fuck megane has giant tits
indian mom
>>291527371
>>291527307She's much younger than I expected.
>>291527274All me btw
>>291527786That's right, "me"
Dead already ?
>>291527992Subs aren't out yet.
>>291527992i just woke up, man
Why are there 2 random dudes hanging out in their kitchen?
>>291527992dumb frog
The 3d allows for some nice camera movements you wouldn't get otherwise.The new girls are okay, pretty generic. Not much fanservice too.For some reason everyone kept jobbing to 1 robo monkey.
>>291528128they own a restaurant or whatever it was
>>291528128It's a cafe.
>>291527248You can tell she smells.
Any new pantyshot? This is very important.
>>291528128So this is the level of media literacy I have to deal with going forward...
>>291528128you dont have two random dudes in your kitchen ? why you so poor ?
What is the selling point of this anime that doesn't involve 40IQ hornyposting? Vividred was a good show in its own right, for instance.
Would you?
>>291528770>*whips out her gun immediately*what the fuck is her problem?
so do I need to wait for unfucked again like last week?
>>291528808raped once...
>>291528808>>291528770is this an accurate depiction of American women?
>>291528915>Swiss women
>>291528990>steinI dont think so...
>>291529043Every time
>>291526109>actually its a shota shit show>we didn't show this until the episode aired cause lol
>>291529058You just weren't paying attention
>>291529065probably yeah,
>these two 10/10 just move into your houselucky boy.
blonde twintail megane booba anal
>>291527392>slams rocks and revs an engine outside all nightBitch I'm trying to sleep
wtf how strong is this girl
>>291529099Onee-san says no to hussies in her siblings love shack.
theian women must be absolute shit-tier
>why is mom letting this two harlots move in???
is this the fighting girls getting hurt crying in pain anime of the season?
These two episodes should have been condensed down to one.
>>291529169is this a secret blue seal ice cream advertisement?
>Haruka is hurt on the ground again.
>>291529169I like her face, reminds me of Girls Band Cry.
>>291529129Alien genes, son!No really. It makes them stronger.
>>291529279its whole 3d style....
so... what is the purpose of this bitch?
>>291529308Crashing old soviet sattelites its basically space jannie
>>291529308Riding Akira while Haruka is on the ground again.
Waiting for [Unfucked]
>>291529357>waitingBro?
>Route 58
>>291529357[Unfucked] VERTEX FORCE - S01E02 (1080p CR WEB-DL AVC AAC 2.0) [Multi-Subs]https://nyaa.si/view/2172201
>>291529099There's only one freedom-loving 10/10The other is a alien/demon hybrid
>>291529513>>291529357what's the difference?
>>291529357Waiting for [ASW] to save my hard drive.
>>291529537
Is Haruka gonna job in every episode?
>>291529537You getting fucked or you can unfucked yourself
wtf with those sounds....https://youtu.be/NvZGZCGHwhE?t=216
>>291529537get unfucked or get fucked
distinct lack off crotch shots this episodedisappointed
>>291529396>Route 58Goes right through Norfolk, VA. Not sure what it means. They love US military?
They can barely beat the little skull drone in a fight. How are they going to beat the actual evil aliens?
>>291529546>disklet
>>291529688Powering up the shota
>>291529546same
>>291529673People in Okinawa LOVE the US Military!!
>>291529934Damn God he's so lucky
>>291527422The native American one, not the red dot one.
I wish there was more ecchiI can't sustain myself off of a single shot each episode
rapezuri
>>291526204>American>First thing she does is shoot something>>291526226>Swiss>First thing she does is mend a clockFucking kek
>>291527229Don't forget the freckles>>291527295Tits, glasses, and twintails would be Mari >>291527248 is the American jobber "who's trained for this for years" so there's your Asuka
>>291530540yeah i watched ep after post...
>>291529546[ASW] VERTEX FORCE - 02 [1080p HEVC x265 10Bit][AAC]https://nyaa.si/view/2172261
>>291527316>sweden
>>291530471Go fap to death on panda, then.
Can't believe D4DJ's Dahlia is here.
>>291527422>"Akoochemoya, we are far from the bones of our ancestors"
>>291527422Too white to be one
>>291528770I'll take the big tiddy anal-coded Swiss girl instead
>>291530350Thank you for the clarification Princess Clara
>>291528770No, I don't like americans.
>two foreigners with stands and a gun show up (out of nowhere, mind you)>start fighting the kids>mom shows up and tells them all to stop>foreigners listenw
Pitslut for pijobs, and twintail for anal.
>>291526426imagine the smell and heat.
>Tanned american gaijin is violent>White swiss gaijin is autisticThey know indeed.
so ep2 and its already nothing burger compared to SW and Vividbuts....sasuga director for Evangelion from Temu
>>291531059waiting for hamster girl to save it
>German>YellowSo sheʼs not only anal slut, but also pissdrinker.
>>291531132sasuga yellow
I thought this episode was just gonna be the legs or something, not the whole body at once.
I'm distracted thinking about where these slides are coming from. Is she making the images? Where are they coming from?
>>291531247Real modern France.
>>291531040>White>stein
I do like the shota's mech design. It's plain but cool
I swear if the Engines don't come with their own base...
Sheʼs ready to sell her body for real fine food.
Sisyphus, is it you?
Will Haruka ever stop jobbing to every enemy?
>>291531436I hope she jobs more and her clothes get destroyed
What a tragical story… wait, boobs are here!
>>291531431director selfinsert unironically
>>291531488Wait she really was native american. I guess the skin color really did clue me in lol
>>291531247stupid aliens(+30) 210-675-4801
Excellent episode, I'm feeling really good about this show. Gives me a simple joy I don't feel from a lot of anime and reminds me of my all time favorite Sky Girls.An improvement from the first episode in several way as well.>MAL/Anilist ratingIt has fanservice, CGI, harem-ish, and a shota lead, the mob on those sites is going to hate it.
>>291529621>YouTube
>>291531776>It has fanservice, CGI, harem-ish, and a shota leadMissing a story though
>>291531852It's missing what normies and mal/anilist fags like, go back there if you agree with them faggot
Are all releases fucked or am I having a stroke
>>291532002Fucked in what way? SubsPlease looks the same to me as last week.
>>291532027Issue on my side nevermind
This was so wholesome
>>291532110why are Americans so violent?
Haruka reminds me of Kyrie
>>291532364She's not nearly that dumb.
>>291532530Give her some pancakes and we'll see
>>291528770No, but I would a 1000% the big titty Swiss cuti->JudenNOOO! I refuse to believe she's actually jewish, it's probably a just case of Japanese not knowing any Swiss last names
>>291532686Stein just means "Stone", anon.
>>291532758The kind of people crying about it always were retarded, I'm sure they'll claim "but but [seethe]" any minute now
>>291526109Not wearing a bra makes me care about her situation already.
I just realized Haruka is the only one wearing a skirt. What gives?
>>291532849Shes a Japanese school girl, its mandatory that she wears a skirt.
Sex with angry tan americansSeeing shotas full mecha form already was surprising, thought we'd get it piecemeal
>>291533855Maybe if this was made decades ago and would have like 30+ episodes to work with, but everything's gotta be rushed.
>>291534063I mean it's only 12 episodes after all.
>>291532686good goy
strike witches bros... WE WON!
>>291534977WON ? its literally nothing to timeless masterpieceonly similar thing is aliens(and they looks like humans LMAO)
>summons engine>makes it destroy HER OWN FIREARMwtf???
>>291535049I mean, I wouldn't really need a gun if I had a mecha stand
/ss/ show
hetslop show
>>291535049dont worry
>>291535066Also, her stand has a gun with presumably infinite ammo. A personal firearm is pretty redundant. Also illegal in Japan. No laws about stands, though.
>>291534977Have they announced a new season?
>>291532686She's not
How retarded can be this russian girl?How she expects anyone to know anything if she explains absolutely nothing
>>291526109What happened to her?
>>291531436>>291531451Is it a ryona show? I want the enemies to be female though.
So, its a show where they have personal mini mechas and make them fight? Is that about it?
>>291535713>ru...anwut ?
>>291535713There isn't a single russian girl on this show anon.
Dogshit epsiode, fukken dropped.
>>291535808Shota have full mecha ! because.... he is shota ??
Watch Aquarion MoE instead.
>>291535723She saw my peenus weenus
>>291535861And they just fight?
>>291535111AWAKE! JUDGEMENT GUN MORPHING!
>>291536107>This is your new Strike Witches
>>291526204SEX WITH HALF ALIEN HALF NATIVE AMERICAN GIRLS
>>291527422why are they white?
>>291536291Maybe because alien father is white ?
Watched the first two episodes. Girls are pretty cute and I like the mech stands with the nonsensical engine noises.Protagonist's mech looks pretty lame so far.
>>291529099Can the shota handle double onee-san paizuri?
>>291526426You know you're watching some dogshit when the shows 2chan thread gets linked in all of its threads
>>291536429clown hammer ? really ?
Mechs remind me of Rumble Garanndoll
>>291536541get bonked idiot
>>291536355>Protagonist's mech looks pretty lame so far.He'll learn how to make it two stories tall like it should be soon. Hopefully it gets a sword or something.
>>291533855This isn't his final form though.
>>291534977>strike witches bros... WE WON!>Sky girls bros*
>>291536107Sock'em Boppers: The Anime
>>291530667>>291536291Of course this anime attracts retards with vision problems
>>291537299fuck you anon you're going to ruin this show for me
>>291537299MORE FUCKING FUN THAN A PILLOW FIGHT
This felt like the first episode but less happened.
>>291537818wake me up when EVIL SEXO alien arrived
I was going to complain that there's no way they'd be able to just fly into Japan with a gun, but then I remembered the entire world's computer grid is fucked, so I guess it's fine.
>>291538189I think eleanor is US military
>>291538189>>291538251They can fly hundreds of miles with their VROOM stands no need for border control
>>291538251She seems too young to me. Sure, she has all the military gear but I saw that more as surplus than issued equipment. That might be my /k/ brain overthinking it because the camo pattern is an old one that wouldn't still be in use but it could just be the makers not caring enough to be accurate>>291538286That's had to be how it happened. Not like there's air traffic monitoring going on so I doubt even the nearby US base we know about is aware that two people flew in on mecha stands.
>>291538286>>291538402Are we assuming the stands have infinite energy?Do they all have future careers as power plants?
>>291538516>Do they all have future careers as power plants?Superman just needs to turn that crank a little faster
Sex when?
>>291527224ouch
>>291537131love the Sky Girls
>>291531040>>291533855>tanThat's a redskin.
>strike witches wannabe >male MCgross
>>291539252What made you turn hating your own gender into your whole personality? Just grooming, or were you actually molested?
>>291539298shotashit has no place in this type of series. strike witches was a success, this mess will crash and burn.
MC is already getting handsy with his gf.
>>291526727hes me
>Jew is best girlWhy does this always happen?
Where was the fanservice?
>dads are aliensHUMAN WOMEN ARE WHORES BAKA
>>291531776I'm reminded Sky girls also about the shota but he is missing until the finale
Dandivine already announced even before it aired.are we gonna get plamo of this mecha? it looks like the most Moderoid-coded design ever.
>>291538902but they have boyfriends :(
>>291539351You didn't answer the question, freak
>>291539252This is not a strike witches wannabe and you will never be a woman. Kill yourself
>>291531231It was much quicker than I was expecting too.
>>291531823She lives on.
>>291540625they showed the shota mech on a 30 minute missions stream a couple months ago
>>291541601>little bro and onee-san mecha toysNice. Where do I buy?
I hope we get to the incest part soon
>>291541664Haruka is cheering for him to get with the hokkaido girl.
I am powered by lust for nee-chans
>>291527120She's half native and half alien actually.
Okay, but everybody is ignoring the important question. Like: Did their alien dads have dicks that made VROOM VROOM sounds when fucking the moms?These are important questions that are not getting enough discussion.
>>291539351You wouldn't call a girl his age a loli, so stop calling him a shota.
>>291541601>B*ndai
>>291529308To fall for our young hero.
>>291529308oneeshota
>>291531247The same way Hermit Purple does it
>>291541933>alien>looks exactly like humansI'll never understand why writers do this, makes fuck all sense.
>>291542745Common ancestry. Humans were originally form elsewhere as well.
>>291532124What should be holesome is that graveyard, there ought to be craters all over after that fight.
Yuri ?
Inb4 mc's dad is also other girls' dad.
>Japanese speaking aliens>Japanese speaking half-alien foreign kidsRealism is not in the plot.
>>291543308lol
>>291543308that would have been ultra basedwe need full incest harem
>>291527272Good lord, her tits are INSANE for her frame and height.
We just need the blondie sneaking into Akira's bed at night to save this show.
Welp, this is an easy drop, can't see it doing anything interesting from here. Cute ED though. Have fun, anons.
>>291543308would be ultrakino
fanservice doko??? did I get baited with the 1st episode mega leg spread? what the fuck are these unhorny boring designs????
>people thought it was going to be about horny stuff but it's actually story focusedYep
big fan of the Ryuuko-voiced (Native) American, though it definitely feels like there was no actual tribe in mind and the director just plucked out vaguely injun looking aesthetics to stick on to Eleanor and her mom
2d > 3d even in animation
>>291540625>Dandivineso how was the 1st episode for that?
>have no problem with playing 3d cgi games even japanese ones>can't stand 3d cgi anime>have lost my tolerance for 3d cgi western cartoonsWhy is it so?
>>291544622A mess and bad looking but still giving it 3eps rule
>>291544622Bland.
I watched episode 1 a few hours ago. I think this will be a drop for me.
>>291544770k.... keep us posted
>>291526727When they draw ching chong bing bongs realistically, they sure are ugly.
>>291543997Sky girls >>>>>> Strike witches
>>291544622Very normal.
>>291544753didn't it have the toku writer or whatever?
>>291538902>>291544809Hell yeah.>>291540708Problem?
>>291544753>>291544673>>291544836>>291544837Inouebros...
>>291526109Rude breasts
>>291540708yeah me
>>291545239Extremely so, always distracting me
>>291545239
>>291544622Meta crap and mostly boring.
>>291545702What a hidden jewel that show was, last decent mecha in years. If this cane do even a fraction of Synduality Noir,I'll be a happy camper because good lord, this season is looking dry as a bone right now.
So, how long until the gacha game for this gets announced?
VividRed was a masterpiece compared to this
>>291545902It was dogshit compared to this
>>291546242only if youre a gay homosexual faggot
>>291546312Nice projection
>original>from SW director>barely 300Dead and forgotten sad....
>>291546805/a/ hates originals
>>291546805The shota killed the show
>>291546869It's been kinda mediocre so far. I'll keep watching since I try to give mecha originals a chance but so far this one hasn't really had anything notable. The janky CG also isn't helping.I miss Granbelm.
>>291546869/a/ hates SHIT originals
>>291546805They deceived us.
>>291547005i support that....
So what's the verdict so far?Is it just bad?Is it bad but fun?Is it so bad it's good?Does it have soul or is it slop?
>>291546967Don't worry, next week he'll start combining his mech with the girl's mechs.They'll have to do something embarrassing to combine though.
>>291547045only Evil Sex Alien save this show....so far its cringe and boring At least 3d animation not bad
>>291547045The director lost his mojo
>>291547045>Is it bad but fun?>Is it so bad it's good?Sits between these two. It's not good, it's not going to be remembered past this season, and anyone who came into it expecting quality is a drooling retard
>>291547045It's average, plot and character wise. Crap visuals.
I enjoy Vertex Force more than Dandivine.
>>291547142Noshit Shinji !
>>291547045should have been more lewd
>>291547045it's worse than bad. it's BORING.Dandivine is bad AND boring.best mecha of the season is still Rayearth
>>291547465>Rayearth>remake shit
>>291547493And it's still leagues better than the other two originals. That's how grim things are.
>>291547513damn you stole my post... gonna post same (im not mecha fan btw)
>>291547513Idc , still not watching remake shit. At least this is not ruining an already existing series.
>>291547045>So what's the verdict so far?As someone who's determined to watch it all season:It's kind of bland and boring. Aliens are attacking, the main cast is fighting them, there's some general uncertainties as they come to understand themselves and learn to work together, etc, etc. You'd probably forget about it while in the middle of an episode if it wasn't for the shota-and-oneesan cast.Maybe it'll pull a reveal and change up how things play out towards the end, but it looks like it's just going to pull the standard shonen plot, just with a well known director and drowning the shota protag in boobs.
>>291547493yet still better than Vertex/DDV
>>291529308Rape correction
>>291547045It's not terrible, but it's not much of anything else either. Its only real hope is leaning into the oneshota angle, and I doubt even that will amount to much.
>>291547465not even sure what the point of Dandivine even is that first episode was fucking weird
>>291547045It's bad, but this season is so overwhelmingly awful that I might as well watch it since there's not much else to bother with.
>>291547045Ask again in episode 3 once the cast is assembled, but so far I'm not impressed. Needs more crotch shots, but most of them are wearing pants so
>>291547045it's fucking dreadfull so far not even sure i'll make it to the 3rd ep
The only good thing about this show is making everyone (re)watch Sky Girls, Strike Witches, and Vividred Operation.
>>291549878No. Fuck you. I'm not watching Mayonaise Girl's anime again.
>>291549878no thanks, I'm good, I barely ever rewatch anything when there's so much stuff to watch I haven't seen
>>291545702Gormless
>>291549401Sex with this cutie
>>291526226The milk truck has arrived
>>291553740Mom 60yo mom dont have that huge bazzokas And i has 2 brothers....
>>291547045It’s quite fun
>>291554627I have a constant boner with this anime because of how sexy the nee-chan is
>>291547045Kinda ass and the crotch shots can only get it so far.
where are the crotch shots
Just caught up to episode 1, this is actually pretty fun. The animation isn't that bad for what it is and I usually find it hard to get excited about 3D models, the story seems a little boring for now, but I guess that's just the episode 1 lore dump, I like the soundtrack and it's great how heavy it is on onee-chan love. Bretty gud /10 let's see what they've got planned for episode 7.
>>291547045It's fun, and the replies to this post are sad. So many on /a/ are just incapable of having a good time
>>291556796Too many prophets nowadays predicting whether an anime is going to be good or shit.
>>291556848It's the attitude of people that don't even watch anime anymore or watch like 1-2 shows a season instead of watching 10-20+ every season like people that actually enjoy anime do."Mid" anime is the bread and butter of the hobby unless what you're mainly interested in is talking about it and not watching it.
>>291547045firmly in the realm of "I can watch this weekly but would probably never finish this if I were to come to this after it was done airing". girls do have just enough charm to hold my interest and the animation is already surpassing my ocean-trench-low expectations just by not immediately falling apart on the second episode. I withstood Nanoha EXGV last season so honestly I see myself being able to stick with this weekly.
>>291556796>So manyPretty much it's just the same guy who keeps complaining about the shota MC
>>291532686Anon, most stereotypically Jewish last names are also just normal-ass German surnames that can be found across the rest of the population in equal frequency.>>291534666Hi there Satan
>>291547045We've barely had enough time to introduce the main characters, it's way too early to give a verdict. So far the designs are the only standout, with everything else being serviceable at best
>>291556959>Nanoha EXGVThat was so fucking bad it wasn't even funny, just plain boredom and shittiness.
>>291559086Still reeling from how the same franchise could have both one of the best anime I've ever seen and one of the worst I've ever seen (to completion)
>>291556796Hey, I'm having a good time, I just don't think it's spectacular and that anyone who thought it was going to be was dropped on their head a lot as a baby
>>291557648Wow, almost like European Jews are just genetically 100% white people who celebrate Hanukah.
>>291561023Ready for breeding
>>291549401These sure look like they could keep a reasonably sized shota well fed, even through the harshness of a world trotting adventure.
>>291561023girl bodies are nice
my biggest hope is for the series to not linger on these shitty battlenoids for too long, changing to more creative enemy designs would probably be the single biggest improvement with how awful these things look
>>291545739Good news the game is going to be fully offline next year.
>>291563907>fully offlineIs that because its being shutdown? O Great Monkey Paw
>>291563998EOS with some damage control
Why nobody told me that the mom is fucking hot?
i really hope this is not naonha exceeds again
>>291526750bro it's ass, give it up
>>291527422>campfire only>no visible buildings or civilizationJ-just how old is Elenor anyways??Also>if they don't show her getting blackout drunk from a few sips of beer they are fucking pussies
>>291527467Look y'all I'm just here for big tiddy freckles and glasses, I don't care about some made up percentage that's been botted by chinks and sud americans
>>291526365I expected lower than 55%. It's okay so far. Hopefully it gets more interesting once the gang is fully assembled.
>>291563682Yeah they're pretty bland for the main enemies so hopefully soon.
>>291566078I feel like even that 70s ad of the dago playing the Crying Indian showed more knowledge of Native Americans than this shot
>>291547045It's over-hated. There i said it. Yeah I know its only ep2, but people are already writing this off as unwatchable >>291526365 and I think it's an overreaction. Its a girls with guns show that lets the plot get out of its own way and gets right to the robots & CGDCT, which is what anyone watching this should expect. If this were 2D, even low quality 2D, people would already be jerking this off nonstop.
>>291559086That's every Nanoha anime after the second season.
I'm kind of surprised seeing anons here more neutral about this shoe and acting like Dandivine is already a disaster since I kind of feel the opposite. Dandivine at least gave me some chuckles and has a mildly novel premise, even if the "set up" so far I guess seems kind of uninspired like the boring ass MC.Vertex Force just feels whatever though, I guess it has a bit of a stronger hook with a plot thread right out the gate but its not super special.And both shows have ugly ass 3D so it's fine.
>>291566446kek we should probably make a different thread if we're gonna re-litigate StrikerS for the 69001st time
>>291566458No one here thinks the 3d is good, but the girls are cute and it has some potential since the director and writer is the one from OG Strike Witches, we already had a glimpse of good fan service, that means that Takamura has some creative freedom over the anime.
>>291526109Cervix Force
For some reason the butts on these cgi shows are rather big.
Just watched the episode, it's dumb fun enough but the world building needs work, and the way the plot is flowing is pants on head retarded.>girls appear out of nowhere>fight>suddenly drinking coffee togetherMake it make sense.
>>291529308She'll do absolutely nothing until episode 11.
That's a nice ass.
>>291531132She can have mine if she'll let me drink hers.
>>291532849The other girls realised that, if you're flying around outside of your mech, wearing a skirt gives everyone on the ground a free view of the goods.
>>291532849She shouldn't even be wearing spats for that matter, fucking teaser lied to us.
>>291544622Not great? Animating fight scenes within a city is too much effort, so they made all of the buildings retract into the ground to create a perfectly flat arena to fight on.
>>291547045It's okay.
>>291559086If I hadn't been told that the first two seasons were good, EXGV would have been my first and last interaction with Nanoha. I had to stop making predictions for the next episode because it was always much lamer when it finally aired.
>>291565695Well, they're actually showing the fight scenes instead of off-screening them all, so it's off to a better start.
>>291566458In truth I actually liked Dandivine a bit more than Vertex Force, but it's so early I don't think it really matters.
>>291567257Lala has the biggest boobs and butt both?
>>291566458The 3D is acceptable... for a 15 year old mid-tier video game.
>>291567639She needs the extra cushioning if you're going to stick it in there.
>>291567608>but it's so early I don't think it really mattersThis is another weird thing I'm noticing. Maybe it's just confirmation bias but I feel like people overreact a fucking insane amount to shit with 1 or 2 episodes out now. Don't get me wrong every now and again you get a show that you can tell WILL be WAOTS or just pure shit from the very first episode, but Dandivine and Vertex force, in my opinion, if you were being as critical as possible you could only call them subpar with what we've got. Yet both shows have people acting like these shows are terrible or are going to be some kinds of insane trainwrecks.
>>291567757Opinions are much more mellow and normal everywhere else on the internet. It's just here where the culture is posting to get replies. Or just the one samefagging schizo trying to psyop.
>>291567371They're not panties, so it's not embarrassing!
This show is so innocent. I love it.
>>291547045bare minimum of a kodomo toy ad
>>291541820That's a given considering the 56% thing.
>>291559086Got some decent reaction images in exchange for sticking with it
The dad looks like Simon from Gurren Lagann, prove me wrong.>>291569525I loved the hell out of it unlike literally the rest of the franchise.
Breed ayys
Calling it now, Theia is a version of Earth in the far future rather than an alien world proper. It happened with Spielvan and Eureka Seven, it can happen here.
>>291564080Time to see if that means they're stopping selling it as well based on that wording
>>291569920I'll also mention that despite the trailers there hasn't been any actual ecchi so far, odd.
>>291566442Honestly I'm kind of digging the fact that the plot feels like the fever dream of an eight year old on pixie sticks. It's refreshingly honest
>>291567639All that Swiss chocolate and cheese has to go somewhere
>>291552008I need a sister like her...
>>291570475same
>>291569646>I loved the hell out of it unlike literally the rest of the franchise.The facial expression of the salad woman aside, it was fucking boring and I feel like I'd be mad at it if I watched whatever people consider to be the good nanoha seasons.
ded showded thread
>>291573929>400+ replies>dead thread
>>291574130Because necro bumping a 2 day old thread
>>291569956>despite the trailers there hasn't been any actual ecchi so far, oddThis shows at 2300 hours Japan Standard Time. I assume you can have an anime with ecchi at that time slot.
>>291574130one thread with 400 for original is dead as fuckand real episode replies is barely 200
>>291574165>>291574839Oh no...Anyway
I thought each one would have a different engine configuration, but I guess like they just sound like whatever the sound guy had on hand. Bummer. Also, the cursed V2+1.
>>291573759Can’t believe her brother gets to sniff that.
>>291568946They're going commando?
>>291569956Why did you expect there to be? Trailers just showed what was in ep1
>>291567257Lala is perfect
Where to buy the toys?
Bro.
meaty
>>291563682bro are you telling me you're looking at anything other than the girls? I have a hard time following the action because the mechs both look like shit and the show clearly wants me to look at the cute vertex whom we're supposed to force
>>291580983NTA but I like the mechs + mecha stand concept is fun
>>291580588She can take a pounding
>>291563682The preview for ep03 has some new designs. Not necessarily better, but at least not the baby-heads we've seen so far.
>>291563682>>291583102This time, with image attached.
>>291583122Looks like it evolved from a gas can
>>291581014Same, they look cool
I hope they're gonna wear the black suits in the show itself too.
>>291580568>>291580588Puffy
>>291584680What black suits?
Just watched this. He better muder these two blondes later.
>>291586272blonde and the gray, I suppose I should have said. Haven't seen such aggravating "support characters" in a whilem
>>291586293I can't be aggravated by this. It's literally impossible
>>291586272if it were me, I would have punched the head off of that megane girl while she was standing right next to me with her guard downthey were active combatants trying to potentially kill his family. why is he such a fucking pussy?
>>291586550>we should kill him>w-we should be friends!!!This is shounen slop to the max.
>>291586471Made for ryona.
>>291586272He should impregnate them instead.
>>291586471Made for tenderly kissing while rubbing and squeezing both boobs one with each hand.
>>291588423Based
>>291527422So the American one is an actual American not a Europoor larping as American.
>>291588397this best way to conquer your enemy
>>291567639Looks like it
>>291589389Jesús look how they hang
>>291575840If only they had some automobile company as a sponsor/ producer, then they might get more engine noise variations.
>>291586272Shota dick will tame them
>>291591126Onee-chan will protect his virginity!
>>291591391And come off miserably short. Imagine if she's forced to watch as the other three succubi subdue and restrain her as the free ones takes turns ravaging her otouto's innocence!
>>291591680Onee-chan won't give up so easily, she's been training for this her whole life.
>>291580568>>291580588You guys are really desperate for any breadcrumb of fanservice this godforsaken show ocassionally throws at you.
>>291592336I don't care that much its just that I missed the scene because of her cameltoe, couldn't help it
>>291592336I recognize that pasta butt!
>>291586242of the ED
Leave Lala to me!
>>291596347I've already claimed her
>>291596347Sayonara Lala S2 !!!
mfw better than nanoha exceed already
>>291597789Can the shota really handle all four?
What a weird mecha system
>>291598092Yeah I've seen proof of that
>>291597789Not exactly a high bar to clear.
>>291597789My dude, the trailers were better than Nanoha EXCEED.>oh here are these massive city-destroying monsters that are wiping out humanity>literally every one killed off-screen>oh here is the mutant alien that has been spreading them all over the world>let's have Nanoha shoot some pink energy beams at it for a few minutes>haha just kidding she didn't actually kill itAt least Vertex Force actually has them fighting the monsters.
>>291599019>COME DARKNESS
>>291597789Wtf, he's got 4 (four) /F O U R/ [IV] scoops of icecream? He's not even licking it.
>>291595054Oh I thought you meant there was art of them in latex bodysuits somewhere.
>>291602954Each scoop represents the neesans in his harem, and if you pay attention, also the order in which he'll fuck them.
>>291597789>four scoops one for each onee-sanDamn I didn't even notice this until before. Bold.
>>291604113So sister is first huh?
>>291605421How do you figure that?
>>291605478I'm guessing because the sister's hair is a bit blue and her tie is blue like the top ice-cream scoop.
>>291605478Color mechBlue-sisterYellow-LalaOrange-americanWhite-the other girl
>>291606468>>291605421Let's be real here, it already happened with Nee-san one way or another. Also white makes most sense as EDVA/ENIA.
>>291606851EDVA is the cone, she holds the entire thing together.
>>291609479moar
>>291606851>it already happened with Nee-san one way or anotherHe's so lucky...
>>291609479>159Sister onahole
Lala Judenstein will be my groin's greatest ally this season.
Cervix... Force.
