I need to fuck MaoMao
>>291596796>>>/h/
Many are saying this.
>>291597316few are drawing this
>>291597316few are fucking this
Is maomao's anime worth watching or is it overhyped female slop? I say China, shoujo and the male lord or whatever and didn't bother watching it. Maomao wasn't cute enough to justify watching it like Myne was.
fuckfuck MaoMao
No you don't.>no ass>flat chest>so ugly only dickless men likes her>small>anal whore>terrible personality>autist>beatable>fake smart>poisoned pussy, you dick will rot>chinese>shaved>works in a pleasure houseThreadly reminder Maomao is a woman of the lowest quality. Look at this grandma (17) and her bent back. It's horrifying.
>>291597896It's just House M.D. in ancient China. But at least it's not another shounen battle, highschool drama or isekai
>>291597991What the fuck is house MD? Also I judge a story off how many cute girls there are. How cute is Maomao?
>>291598086Not very. She's as flat as a 10 year old boy.
>>291597991did some countries get House but not Bones, or are you all trying to scrub Bones from your mind because Bones fucks?
>>291598111Anon, you need not say anymore, I will start watching maomao's anime.
>>291598187After Buffy I could never take the fucker from Bones seriously anymore. It killed the series for me
>>291598086House is a contemporary medical drama about a genius doctor who's also very grumpy and very unpleasant person.
>>291596796Anal goddess
>>291596796>flattiepass
>>291596796You cant, shes a cartoon
>>291596796>WeFTFY
>>291597982Yeah, you tell them, keep the competition away, more for me.
>>291598907It's too bad that she's only sexually aroused by poisons instead of men
>>291598907Enjoy your chinese poisoned grandma I guess.
>>291598907Did her poison tasting cause her puberty to fail? Or was it starvation?
>>291597982>so ugly only dickless men likes herThat's only true until she wipes off the fake freckles, then she magically turns really hot.
>>291596796I need to impregnate her
>>291598760>who's also very cute and kawaiifify
>>291599366La-clan autism genes are dominant. Not even the greatest whore of them all could break it
>>291599486He also likes to hang out with prostitutes and do drugs.
>Telling MaoMao about a new herb you found>The turbo autist immediately injects it into her arm>It's an aphrodisiac that instantly triggers ovulation>MaoMao promises to do anything for you as long as you stick your dick in her
Why? That womb is barren
>>291599426
>>291600439Massive whore
>>291596796Chinese women really look like that?!
>>291598111I'm already watching Anon, you don't need to sell it to me.
>>291600439I will
>>291599283some call me poison for the spirit
>>291600641fuck how is she so hot
Catcat fears the frog
>>291596796The freckles stay on!
>>291598187House was way more famous and lasting than Bones. You won't find a Bones thread on /tv/ or see a Bones screenshot on twitter.
>>291597982All of these are good except the shaving.
>>291599426Anus can't be impregnated
mao mao would collect every STD
>>291596796how stinky is she
Condom or not condom? Or does she always have a contraceptive drug?Or does she allow a few select men to cum inside her?
>tiny>flat>no meat in her bones>no interest in romance or sex whatsoever>still carries massive overwhelming sex appealwhat explains this phenomenon
>>291598086>What the fuck is house MD???????? how the fuck have you never heard of house?
>>291598760house is modern day sherlock(house = holmes)
>>291601176She appeals to us autists with her autism.
>>291598907She is made for old balding fat princes.
>>291601176>no meat in her bones
>>291596796Am I the only one who didn't like that Jinshi now has a permanent scar? It kind of makes him look worse. I get why he has it narratively but I don't like it.
Licking her all over, after a long day of her gathering herbs and poisons...
>>291596796>>291598907>>291599329>>291599426She looks like she would die in childbirth
>>291599402>fake frecklesWait, so her cutest feature isn't even fucking real? That's retarded as shit.
>>291596796For me it's Shisui
>>291602174yeah, the canonical reason why she puts on fake freckles is that she's apparently so hot that men will try to rape her if she doesn't uglify herself
>>291603577I could have saved her. I should have been there for her. It should have been me.
>>291603688She ran off to Japan, you can still save her...
since shisui technically died already, would she be forgiven according to the agreement with jinshi if she returns to not-china or would they behead her
So, Maomao directly translates to Catcat right?
>>291604288More like kitty cat or little cat, koneko in jap.
>>291604462That would be the equivalent of the nickname Xiaomao. Maomao is literally the character for cat x2
>>291596874That's /e/ Anon, if you're gonna pretend you're a mod at least do it right.
>>291603577used goods, do not want
>>291604753I don't think the emperor ever actually touched her desu, and if he did it was probably her handmaiden in disguise
>>291600887you do when I make them
>>291604862There'd be no reason for her to go and chew on these things if there wasn't a possibility of pregnancy
>>291596796Blessed artist. I love how he goes to the detail to draw her subtle pubes since she can't shave them completely.
>>291604970yeah, this is my problem with this retard author, she's nowhere near as smart as she thinks she is, and she constantly introduces these kinds of hints for the mystery that you figured out immediately that end up contradicting what she already wrote
>>291604753i usually don't like used goods but i'm fine with shisuirealistically she didn't get visited by the emperor much and she tried to avoid it as much as possible so she only probably had sex reluctantly like a handful of times at best
>>291597896I also felt suspicious about it but it turned out to be a pretty engaging and fun anime, I'd reccomend it
>>291606588no, there's no way the emperor fucked her even once, or the body double thing wouldn't have worked at allthere's no way you're forgetting every detail of getting fucked by a crazy bitch, just ask the pedo emperor after Anshi raped him for a second child
She needs to clean those puppies
>>291606615Yeah, Maomao is a bit of a Mary Sue at first and the rapey Jinshi scenes are clearly foidslop bait but it's still good despite that. The side characters are honestly better than the main duo. Also it's episodic but somehow does a better job tying things together than most non episodic anime.
>>291606628You're joking right? You really think she spent months at the palace and the Emperor never visited her once? Come on.The body double thing was for brief periods of time where she felt safe that the Emperor wouldn't come.
>>291598111>"chest like a 10 year old boy!">"make you wanna stand up and beg for buttermilk!"Thanks Bill Paxton, I like Maomao too.
>>291605521What does this contradict?
>>291606628You're a retard. The whole point of her infiltrating as a courtesan was to become pregnant with the empreror's child. That was a dangerous situation for the emperor even without the shi clan betrayal plan. Otherwise she would have just been a full time wageslave girl. She was able to reliably sneak away to act as shisui because she knew the emperor wanted to visit her as little as possible, so after every fuck session she would have a good week of freedom at least.
Why didn't Shisui just tell the emperor that her mother was planning that shit?
>>291596796I can't believe they made her freckles fake. ugh. shes much cuter with them i dont get why they felt the need to make her "perfectly beautiful" by chinese standards when shes a starving apothecary who experimented on herself for her whole childhood
>>291606768the emperor made his nightly visits like a good emperor should, but she was still too weird so he played checkers with her insteadit's not like they're like the degenerate europeans who had a servant in the room with them to visually confirm that p went in v
>>291606846her mom was a stunningly beautiful courtesan in her prime so it makes sense that her face is goodit's more a wonder why she's a flat midget with her momprobably drank too much poison instead of milk
What's she even doing in not-Japan?
disgusting lack of bush in this thread
>>291606799she could be sent there for whatever reason you want, but the fact is that she was only there because her mother made her go and it's not like she wanted to get knocked up, or she wouldn't have acted so weird around the emperor to put him off in the first place and you're kind of forgetting it was her exercising her free will that brought down the Shi clan at large, or Maomao's note would have sent the imperial forces right into the range of massive cannons whose powder hadn't been set on fire
>>291606985Anon she was literally taking contraceptives at every opportunity, even in front of Maomao who would understand why. It's because she was boinked, by the emperor, many times over several months.
>>291607063you have to infer from the hint of the contraceptive that there was still banging happening in spite of the established precedent that the emperor does not like Luolan and wouldn't associate with her any more than he has to and she intentionally made him feel that way, and not just conclude that the author thought that was a neat hint that week without thinking it through
Hanging out with Xiaolan and Shisui > Doing anything with Jinshi
>>291596796i look like this
>>291607063She also wanted the tea that Maomao says here can issues with pregnancy
its crazy that for a pretty long time in the opening its just universally accepted by anyone who isnt maomao that jinshi is a "sexy eunuch"
>>291607260people who read manga adaptations of light novels are the most retarded of retards so you probably needed every hint you could get
>>291607323Some manga adaptations are way better than the LN. Especially H-related ones, but even then there are some rare LNs that unshitify LN changes.
>>291607323The pretty manga is pretty. And I've already read all the LN volumes, it's just easy to go grab a page from it to show idiots like you who can't seem to be able to take a hint at all
>>291607409again you have to decide as the reader that said hint qualifies the established precedent and doesn't contradict it, when it's far from the only weird flub the author made in belaboring the reveal for a mystery so obvious you end up doubting yourself the longer it goes unconfirmed
>>291607465well done, anon, you spotted the hint, but you missed the part where the Shi clan was trying to handicap the entire rear palace to give Luolan the best chance even though she emphatically did not want to
>already planning to die>still wants to get rid of any possible spawn of the emperor firstBasedThe Emperor is a bum
>>291603604Why are asian men so homosexual?
>>291607237>shisui stealing from luolanStupid servant girl, have the eunuchs beat her.
>>291607708That's just the leftovers. Loulan ate the whole ice cream they gave her, then Shisui stole the leftovers like a fatty.
>>291607953I will never not love the aesthetic of historical fantasy characters wearing modern clothing
>>291607953Post the rest of them, coward
>>291608061it's not like I prefer small tits in particular, but the aesthetic of the mild slope from the sports bra into Maomao's midriff is a vibe that Shisui's udders can't compare to
>>291608061>start marketing two characters that never appear againThose guys are smart...
>>291603577I haven't thought about this series in ~5 years. I remember reading the LN up to when this girl set herself on fire or something after abducting Maomao and causing a mess.Did that ever get animated?
>>291608189What do you mean, they're right here in the latest chapter!(of the spinoff)
>>291608284the animation staff decided to take a kanokari pace for whatever reason and the anime is at like volume 5 of the LN after 50 episodes
>>291608308Which was the smart thing to do. It's a very front-loaded series, of course you should get the most out of the best part. It's all downhill from here.
>>291607237Xialon will be a great mother someday.
>>291608378to my children, yes
>>291608350I don't really want lots of spoilers, but I did hear it turns to politics shit. Is that true?
>>291608378xiaolan is for pumping and dumping until she loses her optimism and becomes a depressed nihilist
>>291600439DON'TMINDIFIDO
maomao a cutecute
any of you that know a-sexual autists irl know this is a bad idea
>>291596796Jinshi, I don't think you should be posting here.
This catcat is too lewd.
>>291609579I like how this artist draws her
>>291609579I could believe that catcat would dress and pose like this with proper initiative, but I don't think this illustration has established proper initiative
>>291609579holy fucking goddamnalmost-nudity is the best shit ever
LEWD!
>>291609692Those subtle pubes...
>>291609721I don't agree on the pubesMaomao would definitely shave
>>291609751She hates body hair and does threading instead of shaving
>>291609751It's impossible to get a clear clean shave with the tools they use though.
>>291609775No it's not
mfw this thread
>>291609802
>>291609821
>>291609857So pretty
>>291609867
>watch S3 EP 1>maomao can't stop having shisui flashbacks every time something happensI understand why those yurifags are shipping now
>>291609857Delete this.
>>291609913
>>291609930I miss her...
>>291609930what does facial expression on maomao mean
>>291609579Waligner knows what's fucking up.
>>291609603Artist understands how mouth watering her skinny little body is.
>>291610145That's not skinny at all
>>291609802>Aoi Yuuki when she looks at a shota
>>291609930>you will never have friends like these
>>291596796I desperately need more Maomao asmr. Why is it all in russian or spanish
>>291606898enjo kousai
>>291610119She's never had so much fun before
>>291597982>no ass>flat chestYou had me at this point, don't even need to read the rest.I DO.
Reminder that Maomao has REAL FRECKLES on her ASS
>>291597982sounds like a wife to me
>>291610534>both maomao and xiaolan are sticksShisui effortlessly mogs those lowborns
>>291610552
>>291600944Amen
>>291596796female demographicsyou are a faggot if you watch this series
>>291610614need me a maomao watching gf...
Jinshi is literally the personification of the flirting vs harassment meme. If he wasn't hot literally all the foids who love him would hate him and his antics.
>>291610661He seems like a really competent bureaucratCould have as many concubines he wants
>>291610679Sure, by using his status and competence. I'm talking about his antics like this that makes all the minor foids fall in love with him, and his attempts to kiss/rape Maomao basically every time he can. He'd get crucified for that if he was ugly, especially if he was still in eunuch mode.
>>291597982>>291598907>the previous emperor is bad because... he liked young looking girls>meanwhile Jinshi's love interest looks like this
>>291610679Loveless incel take
How masterful is catcat's control of her anus during anal sex?
>>291612550She can make you cum in seconds.
>>291607953>>291608061wow. She lost her entire appeal.
>>291608061imagine them in wandance
>>291610852Did the previous emperor even touch them? Or did he just wholesomely hang out with them and paint themMaybe the hags are just bitter they didn't get prime emperor rapechad cock when they had their chance
