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>>291611000>>291611026Goku isa cuck.
>>291611062true.
>>291611062but enough about HOGjita.
Let's have some riveting intellectual intercouse in this thread
>>291611181why does Vegeta like Bulma cucking him?
>>291611089Goku's shitty diapered ass is RIGHT over Tien's face!
>>291611181Jiren won the TOP in an alternate timeline where there were Yes Kill rules
>my hero is still the strongest of the strong in the visually remade for new but the same audience samequel rated pg.Yup YUP
>>291611216Hit would win a tournament like that
I want to marry chichi (OG)
>>291611284calm down Yamcha
>>291611284Carlos...
>>291611390yamcha didn't want to marry chichi though. honestly was he gay? it might be worth considering since he is still single.
>*makes your hero coom in 1 nano second*
>>291611412he has Puar the ultimate sex machine
>>291611460puar is a boy
>>291611181We must be better men.
>>291611188He’s a happy man.
>>291611181Kekaroo
Trunks is Goku’s son?
>>291611580Yes.
>>291611580Trunks is the son of Trunks.
>>291611062Not at all. Vegeta is forced to satisfy Chichi and his bitch wife Bulma at the same time while Goku is off training with Whis and getting stronger. Vegeta clearly lost.
>>291611580There is a timeline where the time machine fucks up and sends him back in time so far that he becomes the first saiyan and thus everyone’s daddy.
deadgon dead deadper
>>291611412Yamcha is unlucky. At every tournament he always met the strongest people in the first match.If he was in the TOP he'd probably end up fighting Jiren.
ALIVEgon ALIVEall ALIVEper
CHADgon CHAD CHADper: CHADrus
>>291611472that can replicate a perfect pussy
>>291611511bejitobros... we need to start preparing our kneepads for lord beerus remaketime to kneel is coming
>>291612247*Bejirot
>>291611026Given Goku had kids before Vegeta and was in an established relationship since he was 17, is it fair to say that Vegeta was a virgin until he met Bulma? Is there anything in the manga to suggest otherwise? I'm going to assume that Vegeta was a 29 year old virgin
>>291612362Sure he was eating people and casually destroying planets but nah nah rape? nah nah nah cmon rape? really? nahhh cmon cmon nah cmon
>>291612430Can you point out something that suggests this?
>>291612362The closest you'll get to any information on this is the panel where Nappa suggest raping earthling women, but Bejita says no.
>>291612573Thragg would never
>>291612009>with Bejita death, there isn't anyone left to kiss Chi-Chi so Goku leaves
I'm not a gokubro or anything but honestly I don't think the whole "kiss chichi" thing is funny. Neither are the "tardku" memes or memes about him being a psychopath. Goku is an amazing hero and role model to all and shouldn't be disrespected by people who are fans of characters who could never compare to his orgasmic appeal.
>>291612573Bejita-san was definitely a virgin here
>>291612625I liked the kiss chi chi thing for a couple of weeks but it overstayed it's welcome. In typical /a/ fashion though the autism and ritual posting kicked in and turned it from something somewhat funny to cringe and spammy.
Reminder that Bejita only unlocked SS2 after getting the Babidi mind fuck.
>>291612688Yup.
>>291612688ah yes, the guy who proclaims he's stronger than SSJ2 Gohan before he even gets Majin does it all with mere SSJ, this makes perfect sense
>SS2Super Vegeta 2
>>291612715Ah yes the guy that got a power up supposedly over and above SS2 still struggled to keep up with SS2 Goku and had to resort to a sucker punch to win. Makes sense.
>>291612715Gohan was SS1 in the Dabura fight ;)
>>291612776>Gokekfag admits he lostDone.
>>291612792>Bejobtafag has to ignore context and content to get a win over the Protagonist Concession accepted.
>>291611060obber
>>291612788>we are stronger than Gohan when he was fighting CELL>>291612776>strugglingIt's literally an equal fight idk what you're talking about
I hope to continue arguing with you guys over who won what fights for 50 more years
>>291612799A win's a win, TARDkufag.
>>291612805>It's literally an equal fight idk what you're talking aboutHAHAHAHAHAHA, not even close.
>>291612810You're welcome.
>>291612814Like when Yajirobe won against Hogjita
>>291612814Just put the fries in the bag bro
>AIEEEEEEEEEEEE SAVE ME KEKALOT
>>291612830that's tardku's job while Chi-Chi gets plowed by his prince
>>291612844>Laser sama...>Have mercy
>>291612844at least he doesn't get penetrated by lasers in god form like a certain someone
>>291612945>movie headcanon See?
>>291611181Pan makes my cock twitch
>>291612945this won't be in the remake