I THOUGHT YOU GUYS WERE GONE FOR GOOD
>>291761627I will never leave you, cunny-chan.
>>291761627me too
I thought we got hacked again, I missed you as well nigga
Its not like I c-care, baka
>>291761627God if only. It must only take like 50$ bucks tops to keep this shithole running, I can't think of any other reason Jap moot keeps the lights on this shithole
>>291761627Pull yourself together anon
>>291761821it's hiroshimoot you stupid zoomer
>>291761627weeds are hard to kill
>>291761627Surely next time.
This ritual thread is annoying.
>>291761627Never
>>291761627god this admin is a fucking retardat least fix /f/ already you faggot
n-n-not like i missed you or anything stupid baka!
>>291762487For some of us, it is still April 14th, 2025.
>>291761627I'm nothing without /a/...
>>291761627One day.
Some anons in the Cardcaptor thread predicted this last night>>291756864>>291757024
>https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c624330lg1ko>ofcom>cof cof>computer virus>this thread>>291743111>Super Psychic Policeman Chojo>be me>smol child>Halloween>parents bought a electrical toy with light and movement pumpkin that laughs>2026>go to sleep>have dream of blue matrix screen and a dark cranium shape>wake up>can't post in 4chan because php update>remember this>https://youtube.com/shorts/9mBoi16A25IWell atleast I have not crippling chronic flu as before
>>291763736uooogh anon T_TYou're such a good little girl hat we can't even correct you T_T
>>291761627I was!
>>291762528I'll never forgive them.
>>291762206You are annoying
>>291762487>/f/huh, wtf is going on there?
>>291761627same waaaa
>>291761627Gomen...
How the fuck did it take a whole ass day for Hiromoot to update php?
>>291766391Considering how little he is involved nowadays it wouldn't surprise me at all if he didn't know his site was down today
>>291761753>>291766391No it was a php problem that affected everyone this time, not just 4chan.
>>291766462The update came out like 12 hours ago.
>>291765904Rather than fixing the vulnerabilities that /f/lash posting and pdf posting for /tg/ and /sci/ had they just shut down the ability to post. So /f/ is dead even after we got ruffle to keep it going online and archived pre-killswitch versions of flash player to do things local, /tg/ can't post pdfs of books or rulesets they've made anymore, and whatever the fuck /sci/ was doing with pdfs is not happening anymore too. Lots of culture lost, lots of creativity lost.
Why is the government not doing anything about the state of 4chan?Surely they can't want this site to fail.
>>291767067>Why is the government not doing anything about the state of 4chan?RapeApe is literally trying to get noticed by the government on xitter, but nobody gives a shit about his nonsense.
>>291767067Operation Qanon was made redundant by Project 2025 so this site has no further use beyond a one of many cheap training grounds for chatbots designed to instigate and escalate flame wars for the sake of divide and conquering the voting class on social media
>>291766522To be fair, our admins are very inexperienced when it comes to installing updates
nice on-topic thread
>>291761627No you didn’t. This was the equivalent of “the internet is down for maintenance”
>>291766391Used up all their Claude tokens
>>291762487are you guy who posted on the IRC channel and wished death to every board when you were told it would never come back?
>>291770183>wished death to every board when you were told it would never come back?kekWhy can't you permit pdfs again? It was a lot easier to share /sci/ papers than trying to find a working public link.
ahhh come here
>>291770272Why is she looking at me like that...
>>291762598I thought yuyu were gone for good!
I missed you guys. A whole fucking day of no /a/ was gruesome.
>>291770780>dayWe appear to have different perceptions of time.
>>291761627You should not have doubted the internet!
>>291771165The internet doesn't lie. It produces an endless fog of alternative facts until the truth appears to become optional, one explanation among many.
>>291770298I just want to give you a high five anon
>>291771816Source?
>>291771599it's not just the internet, reality is multiple choice.
Welcome back faggot.
>>291771816Finger sucking is pretty hot.
>>291772338The only reason she surrendered them at the end was in expectation of more meat.If she gets hold of your dick, she'll chomp down, chew and swallow.
>>291772360Don't tell me I'm going to become a gurofag.
>>291770183no but i salute him
>>291771816anon, you are intolerably lewd.Don't you have any dignity?
>>291761627Glad to have you back, anon
>>291761627I WAS PROMISED THAT I WAS GONNA BE FREE. FUCK YOU.
>>291773671Never.
>>291773671You’ll be here till the 4000 channel chip is in the back of your neck, so you can even shitpost in your sleep.
>>291771816Stop with the suicide fuel
me recomenda ums animes gulosos
I was starting to get worried again for real this time! Promise right here and right now, that' you'll never disappear again!
>>291772195fellatio-domination-from-smug-anime-girl-rim-mmd_1080p.mp4