>Hey David? You’re such an idiot.
in more ways than one too.
>>292159518bruh I have an exam soon, why did you make a thread, it's just gunna die :((
>>292159979No. It's gonna live.
>>292160012ig so, wish me luck, desu?
>>292159880i remember making that first post
>>292160025good luck kid
I just finished it. I never had an interest in the series at all but it was worth it.I only decided to watch it because I saw Roman on twitter. He's super cute.
So we know that they are going to be making a season 3, or at least think they are. The first 2 seasons have been wildly successful they would be stupid to not make a 3rd. But how do you think they'll reference the s2 cast? Would they reference s1?
I need more Capri art.
>>292161175It's so rare to see this type of pizza eating depicted when it's the obvious way to do it. If you eat from the side you can spread the crust bites with the non-crust parts evenly by biting a little at the top and then the bottom back and forth. It's just better all around than eating from the narrow point and then having really heavily crust dominated bites at the end.
>>292161116
>>292161175Cute Omi.
>>292161456Chai tea.
need this with Roman
>>292161605It's too late for the rest of them. Talia already has Roman in her grasp.
41k is 41k
>>292161605Talia, Jessie, and Omi trying to break into his room
>>292161776>exploiting poor favela children from watson
>>292162405I dont think the Carax family is poor, the sheet metal hut on the roof feels like its just a kids tree house. Im sure they have a proper apartment in the building. Or own the building and collect rent and the dad just does haircuts on the side to keep busy.
>Bunch of mr.Krabs joke. Not a single Power Rangers onefor shame guys.
>>292161274She's so perfect.
>>292162727>"i can fix you">actually doesTruly the best girl.
>>292162781Just make sure you complete the boot process after installation.
>>292162727>>292162781Shut up D
Did D die
>>292163207maybe? The physical body perished, that much is clear but Capri could have taken a copy of him with her if she made it to the satellite. Or they both died in that rocket strike.
>>292163272They made it. It’s pretty clear they did if you were paying attention.
>>292163294it just shows the Capri flash going up, the D flash isnt present and is a darker color. So if Capri did bring D he isnt a singular entity and is part of Capri. If that is the case D is effectively dead at the end.
>>292163499Talia saw them reach the satellite.
>>292162781Yeah the AI gf actually doing the job was a nice twist. Although she was a weapon prototype and not a commercial mass produced model.
>>292163811definitely a unique model, who knows how many engrams were mashed together to make Capri. And now theres definitely not enough left to make another.
>>292162801They should’ve fucked. D can’t fuck Capri and Omi would’ve made him buckets if he wasn’t traumatized.
They made it to cyberspace together like the ending where V goes with Alt.
>>292163863>D can’t fuck CapriProofs?
>>292163888D has no penis.
Why are netrunners always like this?
>>292163888The best they can get is mind sex. The body yearns for flesh and warmth of another human body. Capri is just the equivalent of air to D’s body and he’ll just be humping at nothing. Also there’s the subject of children but I don’t wanna veer too off topic.
>>292163963Your brain gets a little damaged each time you dive. Too many times and you'll come back up a totally different person
So I remember earlier in these threads some anon asked how people dont go to jail for all these killings and such. Well, you can get insured for manslaughter apparently. Which probably explains how King woke up in a hospital and not a jail cell, assuming cyberpsychosis turns it from murder into manslaughter.
>>292164380Okay but didn't they murder and torture like tons of people throughout story?
>>292164435We're the NCPD aware of those incidents? And did any corps step in, effectively calling off the NCPD?
When he sees the D
>>292164498nice grammar, /sm/con
Consider Jessie.
Now that the dust has settled, what does a blowjob from Talia feels like? This is an extremely important question that I've been pondering for a long time.
shotapsychosis...
>>292165379It would be extremely painful
>>292165379I would assume it’s equivalent to sticking your dick in a meat grinder.
>>292165513I'm sure there's at least one or two black market mods or even mainstream that she can install on her jaw. Everything is metal there so it only needs to be screwed on.
>>292165599multiple consumer goods replacements that mimic a normal human mouth perfectly. You can pull that shit off a grocery store shelf.
>>292165422You're a big guy...
https://files.catbox.moe/cwr2ee.png
>>292165256Underrated design.>>292162801Overrated design.
>>292163981Sex is just chemicals in the brain, mindsex would be an infinitely superior experience.
>>292165641Just don't get the ones that vibrate unless you want a headache
>>292163863D wasn’t interested.
>>292165645meh
>>292163863D doesn't deserve omi
>>292166296You're right, Omi is Roman's lay.
>>292166278how could you...
>>292163207eh we know for sure that Capri made it. we don't know if D (individual) made it or not. Capri might have copied him and somehow bring him back when chance presents or he might be part of Capri now (dead)
>>292166296He had a chance and he saved her life before. They were the best of chooms before they lost their clan. She would’ve fucked him into a hole in a bed if he only asked but he was too far gone in his revenge-lust and trauma. She missed his smile.
I think Talia should be put on a list.
>Can I record the entire surgery?>Sure! From beginning to end>The whole thing!>Will there be blood?>There may be>Will it hurt?>Yeah>...>...the whole thing...>Is it really>okay if the whole thing...>is recorded?>*leans*>!
>>292166799>It's okay>As long as it's you, Roman>So, that's>what she said to me>What do you think?>Dunno
kingsley's lexington would have jammed had he actually tried to kill himself on the beach (it did when he finally used it to try and kill kiril)i'm inclined to believe that even absent avida, he might have found it funny and pointed enough to have gone on living
>>292159518>Chose the girl in his head over the one hanging around him at his very worstHoly fuck he was a goddamned moron.
>>292167589She’s like a sister to him, Choom.
>>292167602id say closer to childhood friend
>>292167602She’s his sister/platonic best friend/unresolved and unspoken feelings choom. The ambiguity is what makes me like them.
>>292167175If king was in the know about current state of power pistols he wouldve gotten a unity and killed himself/kiril
>>292165736JESSIE WATCH OUT TALIA'S GONA SHOTAPSYCHO
>*Caveman noises*
the last protagonist for the corpo lifepath repfollowing the devil ending
>>292168451retarded
Bros it's over for me
third protagonist will be katsuoand he will be terribly punished in the course of his series
>>292168451If they did a scene for scene copy of American Psycho but set in cyberpunk 2077, I'd be happy.Have him be friends with the school bully...but eventually kill him because his business card was better
>>292167589He should’ve given Omi 10 kids to repopulate the snake clan before he ran off with Capri!
>>292163723I guess by the end it's evident that Kiril was half the man King is
>>292168733he's not a david so he can f himself
>>292168984Oh Talia, thats your dad! Maybe
King used to be in the army
>I'm ready!
>>292169274>Roman has to organise Talia's birthday party using King's retirement fund
>>292169305What retirement fund? They took everything.
>>292168661>off model slop
>>292159518Stinky girls never win
>>292169416>twitter artists when they see a child>i have to give them a hyper pear shape, so it makes them okay to lewdshota needs to be gatekept from these trannies
>>292169451>hyper pear shapedoes not, one nanometer, detract from his being twelvequit scorning the W
>>292169485dude idk why you're defending this slop it looks like shit
>>292169505you are complaining about roman being drawn with a giant ass
>>292169521Yes, because it looks like fucking shit. Get the fuck outta here.
https://files.catbox.moe/7o71j2.png
>>292169541heh
>>292169541yupi's crushing, abyssal cyberpussy.....
>>292169485>does not, one nanometer, detract from his being twelveactually it doesyou wouldn't alter their anatomy to include adult/mature features like a developed hips an ass, huge dick or added on height you would keep him petite and under developed in every way twitter artists do this because they care more about appeasing twitter trannies instead of the genre of art they're drawing
>>292169599because he has a cyber hyper shota ass bro idk bro wears a collar for christ's sakehow can u do anything but smile
>>292169625I wish i didnt lose all my s1 OC from those threads. I reformmated the drive with them on it.
Why is everyone general on this board a waifu central.
>>292169625she's gonna fuck that dog later
>>292169686because the show was batch released almost a month ago and there was significantly less cope involved this season. Also its the only thread to discuss more about the setting with a stronger context to the anime than anywhere else but it doesnt always happen so people bump with images and waifu talk.
>>292169541need sauce
>>292169795i am the sauce, anon
>>292169625Safety Guy
>>292169541Someone needs to do something about these Shotapsychos.
>>292167175fucking delamaine
>>292169818nice make a pixiv or baraag right now and start posting on it!
>>292169967>Someone needs to do something about these Shotapsychos.A tragedy, really. Nothing will ever be done because shotapsychos are everywhere in Night City. One cute shota is all it takes for a woman to instantly suffer shotapsychosis and start acting in a predatory manner towards said shota.The best we can do is keep shotas informed of escape routes and slaught-o-matic vending machines.
>>292169818good stuff mang <3
I'm weak, WEAK to face masks. Talia was engineer to make me feel things, both in my heart and loins.
>>292170097we should decriminalize shotaphychosos, imagine if shotapsychos were provided safe environments, and vending machines dispensed shotas, then no horrible incidents would ever occur
>>292170248How the fuck do you bottle a shota?
>>292170248While we could decriminalize shotapsychosis and provide them safe environments>vending machines dispensed shotasthis wouldn't work. You see, shotapsychos thrive off "the hunt." If they were to be simply given a shota, it wouldn't satisfy them one bit. They need to hunt, to groom, to chase.
>>292170306Getting maybe a little too topical here...
>>292170300i kinda imagine them being stacked up in there, like they clock in for a shift and then lay down atop one another and when you order one one of them just rolls out onto a chute.>>292170306like vampires, but some vampires will be fine with risk safe options, who want’s maxtac to kill them just cause they’re feeling peckish. they at least deserve an alternative
>>292170382This is true. Not all shotapsychos are equal. Some are just in a legitimate tragic state, and deserve alternative paths to control their urges. I wonder where the shotas from these vending machines come from?
>>292170097>slaught-o-maticMight as well just give them BB guns.
ROMAN FUNDOSHI SARASHI BLONDIE SWEATY ARMPIT STEAM, ASS STEAM, SMOOTH GENIT TANNED TANLINES CHOKER PINK ERECT INVERTED NIPPLES CUTE TUMMY DENIM SHORTS OR BREAKING INTO THE FORBIDDEN HOMOSEXUAL MIKOSHI AND STEALING THE SECRET GAY SOULKILLER, THE PSYCHOSIS INDUCING FILM BOY- ROGUE AI SHOTA SOLES BLACKWALL SUMMONING RITUAL ANAL ACCESS SHOTAS PUNCHING THE CUM RIGHT OUT OF YOUR TESTICLES CYBERSHOTAS IN THEIR FIRST TIME LEWD CLOTHING, WEDDING DRESSES AND SUMMER DRESSES SHOTAS IN SUKUMIZU HOUSEWIFE SHOTAS
>>292168451You just know he celebrated when he heard the news David got flatlined by Smasher.
https://files.catbox.moe/ehczf2
>>292170594someone contact king his daughter is going pyscho on the net
We need more details on Omi's old family life like what about when D and Omi came back to camp all dirty when they were kids. how was Omi's mom with them during bath time.
>>292170594Fucking hell Talia, did they give you net access over there where you're getting treatment?
>>292162613I'm pretty sure that's Roman's bedroom
>>292169485It doesYou would be surprised how much content is made like that just to appease the normalfags that screech at the mere thought of doing anything lewd to some character that looks young
>>292170594TALIATAKE YOUR FUCKING PILLSNOW
>>292169686Because we already had most of the discussion in the past two weeksNow most of the posts are made by annoying shippers and waifufags
>>292170673When that Omi spin-off comes out…
>>292163207100%. At best Capri made a digital copy of him but it's not his consciousness. Same shit as soul killer.
>>292168451I live in Konpeki Plaza in Watson, on the 11th floor. My name is David Yumiko Bateman. I'm 21 years old.I believe in taking care of myself, in a balanced diet, in a rigorous exercise routine.In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an icepack while doing my stomach crunches.I can do a thousand now.After I remove the icepack, I use a deep-pore cleanser lotion.In the shower, I use a water-activated gel cleanser.Then a honey-almond bodyscrub.And on the face, an exfoliating gel-scrub.Then I apply an herb mint facial masque,which I leave on for ten minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine.I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol,because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older.Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm, followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.There is an idea of a David Yumiko Bateman.Some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me.Only an entity-- something illusory.And though I can hide my cold gaze...and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours...and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable,I simply am not there.
Talia's ass.
>>292172744Is very small.
Reminder that Mike genuinely adores Edgerunners. It’s like a dream come true for him, since he’s an actual oldhead that learned Japanese just so he could watch bootlegs of Bubblegum Crisis.
>>292172744needs to be smacked
>>292172743Talia is like 16 at most though
>>292172859And she's more toaster than human anyways.
>>292172801should I know who that is?
>>292173356
>>292173356His name is in the credits of the show so maybe
>>292172859quite a weak pedophile. i feel like rudy has a better chance at the title of greatest pedo today, but he’s really redeemed and based!
everyone in night city pretty dumb. Except saburo arasaka.
>>292173513spoilered content, but i’m calling you stupid in a clever way
>>292161723the way she crawled up to him on their first meeting really did it for me
>>292175453tired and lonely Omi after everyone she knew died. very sad. Why didnt D help her?
>look for edgerunners videos on tiktok>open comments because I'm a retard>dude talia x roman is so weird they're like brother and sister>actually it's not weird because talia never cared about romanWhy is gen alpha like this
>>292175736Business as usual in western puritanism. Basically religious lunacy. It is really tiresome.
>Haha...
>>292176205>Mm...*yawn*...>*open*>*flustered*>Ah! Good morning!
>>292176220>W-what's wrong...?>Romaaan! What time do you think it is!!>Sorry, sorry...>Oh! Roman's woken up too!>Hey, you two~ Breakfast is ready~
>>292176205>>292176220>>292176237Cute but she could have absolutely gotten a functioning faceplate by now.
>>292175736gen alpha is full of horny dogs. i’ll stop talking
>>292176412actually no, i’ll tell you, they’re all jerking/jilling off to talia x roman, don’t let their guilt fetish stop you
do you think roman wears underwear?
>>292176620I have a feeling he does.
I NEED to see an original full borg character in Season 3.
>>292176894That would be hard to do the last full borg we was was Adam and he was a very special case.
>>292175736it's not exclusive to gen alphaamerica and most of the western world is culturally christian, so even if they're edgy as fuck, they still have instilled puritan values it's why zoomers and gen alpha hate taboo porn or why you have /pol/fags whining about gays, degenerates etc
Not anime go back to co
>>292177224Okay, let's post a thread there and see what they tell us.
>>292177676
>>292177722
>>292177754
>>292177784
>>292177740>OMG WHY DIDNT YOU COME TO THE EVENT THAT I ONLY AM JUST NOW TELLING YOU ABOUT ITalready acting like his girlfriend a day after they met
>>292172859If a 16 year old tries to date a prepubescent child, that’s pedophilia.
>>292175304I LOVE DORIO CHAN
>>292178517She's been in and out of the hospital most of her life, and then finally meets someone that sees her like a person and not a patient or a dead bug like she sees herself. Seems probable she would immediately become attached.
>>292178785There needs to be a 5 year difference
>they made a Capri mod for 2077
Holy shit, D is actual trash without Capri.https://nukesdragons.com/@shakarez/cyberpunk-2077/character/d-s-build-edgerunners-2
>>292177827I just realized, does Omi actually even know what or who Capri is?
>>292179230by episode 10 when shes driving D and Roman around and Kyoko hijacks the radio im sure she was told.
I just finished it and holy crap it sucks, Roman is irrelevant for half of the show, D is an actual psycho yet they try to portray him as David M. but with none of the charisma that made him great and Avida is bedridden for half the show too.Omi, King and Yupi were the only interesting characters.
>>292162799>tfw you're a polyengram whose user didn't right click->safely eject your usb stick
>>292179321>Avida
>>292159880if crazy how helpign deibiddo??
Roman rejecting Talia's advances!Talia raping Roman against his will in response!
>>292179730He begs her to stop!
>>292179811She hits him in response! She tells him he actually wants it!
>>292179846He starts crying!
>>292179081That's made pretty clear when he goes up against tygers without her.
>>292179730>>292179846>>292179926based
>>292179926She starts screaming at him to shut up as she bounces on him harder and harder!
>>292179081>he's not running a Ripplerngmi
>>292179476I mean Talia, she is so irrelevant after the first episode that I forgot her name because even her mom gets more screentime.
>>292167589Capri was special and made him special.
>>292179944Carprussy made him forget how to quickhack.
>>292180943>>292180951Capri was his addiction, a drug that he couldn’t resist. The power she gave him for his revenge quest overrode his self-control.
>>292179081Ballistic Compressor, Feen-X, and Heal-on-Kill weren’t apart of the original list they provided. Is this really official?
>>292181045>>292179081Neither of these are what D has equipped. Just an example pattern if you want to play 2077 like him.
So was Talia pure before meeting Roman?
Had D not saved Roman from getting chrome-raped by Maelstorm, he would have ended up looking like this poor monk from the game.
>>292182109Or worse.
which adult Roman looks the best
>>292172801I knew he was a weeb way before it was cool, but I didn't know he learned Japanese.
>>292179321Capri alone makes up for it all. Doing another huge melodrama after S1 would have just felt like repition and fallen flat.
>>292182165I like the millenial roman.
>>292179321Yupi is a psychotic, opportunistic bitch and it's displayed at every moment I don't know how you could miss it unless you were too busy stroking yourself
>>2921821651 seems like the safest and most logical option. What with the chest armor and all.
>>292179321Your taste sucks.
>>292182311Yupi is at least also directing it at the right targets. Corpos.
>>292182109if he survived at all>>292182165Vest over the flannel over the tshirt looks weird. Flakjacket as casual clothes also looks goofy, and if he were a PC in one my GM's games he would get laughed out of every bar. The other 3 are fine.
>>292180951He can quickhack, it's just a weakass overload.
>>2921821655, he needs to be at least a little bit different looking.
The entire story of D reminds me of Niko bellic story >D and Niko seeking revenge from the past >fall into a pit of anger and dispare >almost everyone he knows from his village is dead >niko cousin is also named Roman >both Roman’s telling him to stop seeking revenge let it go and move on >walking crime wave either I’m overthinking this or they really did get ideas from GTA IV
>>292182455doesnt seem like it was lifted directly from gta, thats just a pretty common revenge story.
>>2921821651
>>292182433He got his ass beat by goons because he was too focused on trying to use Capri after the Talia incident.
>>292182165No.01 is a Corpo journalist contractorNo.05 is a Nomad documentary filmmaker
>>292182165#1 should have said press on the armor vest just like the real journalist during a war
>>292181809Yeah, but unfortunately upon seeing Roman, she went shotapsycho immediately.
>>292182455I had this same fucking idea but didn't share it because someone might call me schizo
>>292179321yupi should have been the MC instead of roman, would have made the whole story more coherent and less childish
>>292179321>>292182918Thank fuck you niggers are not in charge of writing anything lmao
>>292182918How long have you had an OnlyFans account?
>>292182918Yupi should've fucked Roman. I'm 100% serious on this. I think she should've had sex with Roman while D was passed out drunk and couldn't get it up.
Why is he an anime fuckboy Sasuke lookalike? Are you seriously telling me this guy takes time out of his day to get a clean shave when he cba to even bathe? He should have a beard or at least a five o clock. And why is his skin so pale? Dude is a nomad that lived his entire life under the California sun.This is a failure of characterization.
>>292182878lol Same anon I hesitated to post I post it anyway I couldn’t have been the only one to have thought of this
>>292183072And he doesn’t have a dick.
>>292183110>Are you seriously telling me this guy takes time out of his day to get a clean shavecyberware, next question.
Is sex with Capri possible? What does sex with Capri feels like? Asking for a friend.
>>292183316Simulates the act with your minds eye and stimulates your brain to reproduce the sensations.
Jessie keeping Roman locked up in her musty basement...
>>292182311I said interesting not good, Yupi and Omi are opposites trying to push D around because he has no fucking character other than muh revenge.
>>292169541>keep roman on model>ruin yupi's proportionsbut why, yupi is perfect as is...
>>292181809Yes it's pretty obvious at the diner scene. She has never had a boyfriend or friends in general. She was hanging with Maelstrom only because they're some of the only people in NC who think being a borged out freak is cool.
>>292183110>>292183215The reason why Roman's Dad is poor working in a slum as a barber, is that most middle class to high class people just replace their hair with fake hair, that doesn't need trimming, because it doesn't grow.
>>292183908Kabuki isn’t that bad.
>>292183908Kabuki does have slums and can be poor, but its also got nicer areas, it runs the gamut. I dont think Roman and his dad are that poor tho, if that metal shack is home for both of them why is only Roman's stuff there?
>>292183908>>292183998>>292184191Roman and Olek are what are known, economically speaking, as "petite bourgeois." They're poor enough to still need to work, but rich enough that they're not really in any economic danger or living paycheck to paycheck like Gloria and David were.
>>2921821653 or 4
>>292184191That also the same shack where Olek cuts the hair of his customers. The fact of the matter is that Roman and his dad aren’t well off.
We need to protect little boys from the dangerous predators!
>>292184550Said nobody in Night City ever.
>>292184600Said the scared little boys hiding from the depraved freaky women.
>>292184550>>292184600>>292184718How good do you think Roman is at running from shotapsychos? How many times do you think he's been caught before?
Lmao.
>>292184718I am prepared to sacrifice myself for the greater good. Don't weep for me, brothers.
>>292184973
>>292184856You tell me.
>>292183574Falco and Kiwi’s secret daughter!
>>292159518So, whats the census, d and capri escaped to a server? or died together in the missile barrage?
