I strongly desire to impregnate Sailor Uranus.
>>292160325it wont happen if you keep doing it in ur anus
>>292160325I want to sniff her anus.
>>292160325Me too.Lesbins aren't supposed to be that attractive to me.
>>292160325normal feelings
>>292160325Michiru…
>>292160325I want to impregnate Heranus!>>292160952Lesbians are not real
I agree!
>>292160325What I find weird with the origin story is he supposed to be the tough Butch smell like lesbian but it was the feminine one who wanted to go into battle and do Destiny while she wanted nothing to do with being a Sailor Scout initially was that an subversion of expectation type thing?
>>292162144https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6HyIL-P0oU
>>292162077she so hot bros
>>292160325Haha Uranus
>>292160325Made for straight men
>>292162222What is it with the intersection between being biologically female and looking like a male kpop idol that is so attractive
>>292160325she wont' let you impregnate her.
>>292166121>she's tallerbased short king for bagging her
>>292160325Those doujin where she's stuck on a wall are the best.
>>292160325If Uranus isn't the designated anal senshi, who is?
>>292160325You want to breed the dyke out of her? Do you possess the plapping to do so?
>>292166757It's always easier to get forgiveness than permission.
>>292160325Defenseless anus.
>>292166121>Made for straight menLiterally, Naoko Takeuchi said she designed all the Senshi in a way that appeals to them.
>>292162222>>292166152Because we all want the tomboy gf. Michiru is more tomboy than Makoto in most ways.
>>292160699I thought I was the only one that remembered that photo.
>>292160325fuck off retard
Lesbians aren't real, I'm 6'4 and ugly as sin, I can fix her.
Do you have a realistic chance with a girl like her?
>>292160325I read the first volume of the Sailor Moon manga and it's so fucking boring. There's barely any fighting. The fighting starts and is over with in like 1-2 panels (pic related). Zero fight choreography or interesting set pieces or tactics used. Plus, Usagi is an insufferable MC. Does she ever grow? That whole "I'M JUST A NORMAL LAZY GIRL TEE HEE" act is so stale and I'm only one volume in.Is this just a slow start or is the rest of the manga like this? I really hope it gets good because Rei and Makoto are so insanely hot (especially Rei). That's one thing that's good about this manga: All the girls are super hot (except for Usagi) and the faces in particular are so beautiful.
>>292169050More egregious than it being boring is that Naoko censored and retconned all the yaoi ships in the anime because she’s a spiteful antifujo yuritroon.
>>292170274Oh shut up you retarded bitchYou againGOOD, YAOI SHIPS SHOULD BE ERRADICATED FROM HUMAN HISTORY
>>292160325I strongly desire to impregnate Neptune while Uranus is forced to watch
>>292170629>GOOD, YAOI SHIPS SHOULD BE ERRADICATED FROM HUMAN HISTORYAnd yet it’s those very same yaoi ships and based fundanshi Ikuhara that made the 90’s anime of Sailor Moon the most popular and best selling version.
>>292170710Cause women are bugsThe only reason men put up with you is because they need to reproduce
>>292160325why didnt they ever spank her if her name is uranus the joke is right there
>>292170694This but unironically. And then it's Uranus turn while Neptune watches in a cockdrunk stupor.
>>292170746You realize you basically admitting that men prefer other men and aren’t even attracted to women is feeding into every fujo’s ultimate fantasy right?
>>292160325Silly anon, you can't impregnate a sailor through her anus
I want to turn Haruka into a proper woman
>>292168865no, I don't. At best she might talk to me out of pity
>>292171986>>292172226They both look so fertile...
>>292173006Michiru is so beautiful and elegant.
>>292171986>>292172226These sluts owe me pregnant belly jobs.
As if any of the Senshi would even look at, let alone talk to anybody here.
>>292160325>I strongly desire to impregnate Sailor Uranusnope...those little bastards are not gonna live inside there rent-free
>>292168865if you're a rich fat ojisan, yes.
>>292174062Compensated dating and sex with Haruka!
>>292160325She's a lesbian though.
>>292160952I really hope it's a joke
>>292173614
>>292166121Based
For me it's Mars>>292174148Lesbians are not real
>>292171986I need her to samba my dick, if you know what I'm saying...
>>292160952brvtal
>>292168865I think I have a realistic chance of her blasting me with her power
>>292179421>protuding nipples>cameltoe
>>292174148Not after I'm done with her. Also>he doesn't know about the number of hot lesbians taking dick on the sideOh, sweet summer child.
saturn > mars > mercury > jupiter > everyone else(don't care) > venus
>>292180153>Venus lastFAGGOT.
>>292173878glory to you anon
>>292172678>men prefer other men and aren’t even attracted to womenNot what I said.Men like other men as company, for friendship. Men like women for reproduction, family, and the spreading of genes. Women, when unmarried or otherwise not chosen by men will degenerate into societal parasites and bugs, because by nature they need something to root their existence into.In this sense, you're a bug, and men only put up with you because they need to reproduce. The last batch of good women are 80 now.
>another thinly veiled plap thread
>>292160952...guys, we should tell him
god i love androgynous women
>>292160325>>292168865Hotaru bringing you home for a double oyakodon with Michiru and Haruka is the way. Maybe even triple with Setsuna.
>>292180311she's cute and all, but i just can't love a fucking dumbass you know
>>292181033>"i just can't love a fucking dumbass">somehow usagi isn't last
>>292181061fair point anon, i forgot about the retard
>>292181076Makes sense, not like she's particularly important in this franchise anyway.
>>292181097
Look at her, this is a woman who would greatly enjoy cock. She just doesn't know it yet.
Women like Haruka simply treat other women the way they themselves want to be treated by a man
>>292168865All of the Sailor girls are gigastacies, even Ami
>>292180940Real nigga award
>>292181401I would treat Haruka like a lady, and then gladly watch as she flusters and blushes, the alcohol and compliments slowly eroding her walls away.
>>292181960I would headpat her and call her koneko-chan like she does with the other girls. While making Michuru watch, not as a cuckoldry thing, but because I know Haruka's reaction will make her laugh which will piss off Haruka even more
>>292182034Excellent. Also, I get the impression that during a threesome with a man, Michiru would enjoy it just fine, maybe even a lot, but Haruka would absolutely lose her mind.
>>292181285She's so beautiful
>>292182297I think Haruka would enjoy it but be tsundere about it, especially if the guy is one that's popular among girls and she usually sees as a rival. If it's pity sex with a not-so-attractive man she might be more open about it feeling good for her.
>>292174062Did she really say that?
>>292180702>picdamn we havent developed shitposting at all
>virgin /a/nons thinking their cock can somehow turn an ardent lesbian straightNever not funny.
>>292182646Yes, the manga even adds sugary sweets in the background to really hammer the point home
>>292182763It happens all the time thoughLesbianism is a larp
>>292182763Some lesbos IRL end up in straight marriages because of companionship, family pressure and trying to fit inIn a sense their husband turned them into a proper woman
>>292182763>he doesn't knowKek.
>>292182764>watashi is in kana>tachi is a kanjiwhy?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0lnQW47gFtI
>>292182389She truly is.
kid michiru
God I want to kiss her all over!
>>292174062paying for porn not really chad
>>292184030I will probe Uranus's anus, if you catch my drift.>>292185635Who said anything about being Chad? Sometimes lesbians need money and rich ojisans have money and want sex in exchange, and then quid pro quo happens.
>>292182844>Some lesbos IRL end up in straight marriages because of companionship, family pressure and trying to fit inThis is likely Naoko Takeuchi herself.
>>292170694I strongly desire to impregnate Neptune while Uranus is forced to watch, then to impregnate Uranus as well afterwards.
Would Haruka and Michiru make good mothers for our children?
>>292186698Man I wanna run a breeding train on these sluts.
>>292186698Haruka would play the dad, it she'd secretly enjoy being motherly in private.Michiru would be a great mother.
>>292186698Man I wanna own them both and make a brood of 20 with each of them.
>>292182764>>292174062This caught me off guard when I read it way back. I guess they had to get paid somehow.
>>292182764Haruka works hard for the money
>>292188649So hard for the money, so you better treat her right. And I would treat Haruka like the sugar baby queen dyke she is.
>>292182764Manga back then used to be more forthright about stuff like that. Nowadays you'd risk an otaku avalanche for even suggesting that a heroine knows other men than the token self insert
>>292182764Wait, Haruka isn't fully lesbian, she takes dick for pay?
>>292188742Maybe.Japs have a thing of having girls escort guys on dates and give them a sense of a girlfriend but don't actually sleep with them. Just an evening of companionship and conversation. Japs have been dealing with a male loneliness epidemic for a lot longer than America.That's most likely what Naoko meant in her manga for little girls.But it's also possible she goes all the way.
>>292188742she's gotta pay her bills like anyone else.
>>292188742Much like how it isn't cheating in Japan if they go to a brothel and pay for sex, it doesn't count if there is no love and only done for monetary reasons.
>>292188742Yes. Mine, specifically.
>>292182764>>292174062Oh, I totally believe she's a lesbian. She totally isn't just pretending to be a lesbian just because being a dyke is hip and trendy (and because young girls are statistically the most vulnerable demographic when it comes to succumbing to social contagions), while also pretending that the only reason she's having enjo kosai sex is purely for the money. She totally isn't just gaming the system so that she can both be a trendy faggot while also engaging in shameless slut behavior (and getting paid to do so!), all while being immune to social shaming (if anything, people will defend her and say that she's being manipulated by older men because of "gender power dynamics" and all that feminist bullshit).
Haruka Tenoh is not only the hottest Sailor Scout but also the most womanly because she is still beautiful while being masculine.
>>292188816>manga>for little girlsIt was always aimed at an older teen audience compared to the 90’s anime.
>>292190007this is trueI was a 15yo boy watching the Saban dubs
little girls were watching this??
>>292174148>>292180090Bisexuality for the win.
>>292190000Nice get.Haruka needs more threads for herself.
>>292190150Not only that, there's lesbians who argue they're only emotionally attached to other women... While still liking cock. It's a messy world out there.
>>292188737back then self-insert characters were rare as hen's teeth is why.
>>292190249>tfw getting to "date" a girl like thatIt is incredibly fucking great.Shame she hadn't actually told her gf about it and it got messy.
>>292190449You do know that old man isn't actually fucking any of those girls, right?
>>292190860Anon, the idea of another man being next to those girls is enough for self-insertfags to lose their shit.
>>292182763It can however make them pregnant
>>292182763Well it is about 8 inches, so I like my chances
>>292190000Short hair is not masculine
>>292191416Mostly
She kisses her girlfriend with lips that have kissed man's dick, balls, and asshole.
>>292190449Do you actually believe that or are you just shitposting?
>>292188742Sexual orientations are a myth
>>292190533Should have claimed the gf too
>>292192361So does your mom.
the other preg thread got deleted
>>292191416It is. Loads of women specifically recommend short hair to women they want to sabotage. This is studied behavior.Furthermore, Haruka also has a very androgynous face, at least the anime counterpart. Longer face, sharper chin, narrower eyes, etc.
>>292182764>>292174062Could be older women
>>292192969Where would they get the money?
>>292160325Is there a genre for lesbians being fucked straight? Because if there isn't there should be.
>>292169050The manga won't change substantially. Drop it if you didn't like what you've read so far.
>>292192953It isnt. A girl must be very beautiful to pull it off. Shorter hair are recommended for women with cute/feminine faces because it highlights their face. >Haruka also has a very androgynous face,She doesnt. You're just a closet homo. Women can have those attributes and still be feminine.
>>292189342fake outrage
>>292193046>A girl must be very beautiful to pull it offSo, it's masculine. And a woman has to be beautiful enough to off-set it.>Women can have those attributes and still be feminineWomen can have those attributes and still be female, not feminine. No matter how much a woman presents as a man, even the ugliest, filthiest dyke will still always be a woman. Furthermore, this serves as a concession, despite you saying she doesn't.
The Sailor Scouts are all BUILT to be conquered by Dragon Ball's men.
>>292192953Based women making my penis even harderThey should start recomending chastity and wearing sweaters with no bra underneath too
>>292193234Yamcha gets the cat doesnt he
Like father, like son.(Sailor Saturn's VA also voices Videl)
>>292193253They do it to fuck with mate selection on other women, chastity and sexiness are deeply desired so that's never going to happenI also like short hair btw, I'm just stating the obviousThe original post was correct>she is still beautiful while being masculine
>>292193264You say that like it's a bad thing
>>292193265Hotaru is for me though. I will not stand for this bullshit.
Pregnant outer senshi harem
>>292190249That's most lesbos, it's funny when they admit it outright