>Naruto, but good
>>292160998Sasuke is too masculine. Naruko is the better gender-swap.
>>292160998>Universe where Sasuke would be a hinata tier side hoe because Kishi can't fathom women being relevantYeah, it'd be an improvement for a short while.
>>292161073What is this from?
How does this fix the shit writing exactly??
>>292161979Makes Naruto going to the ends of the earth to retrieve Sasuke make more sense. Men will move mountains for good pussy.
>>292160998Makes no sense because he would never rival (or care) about a girl. If she was hot he'd crush on her like sakura but we all saw how that turned out.
>>292161979What was wrong with the writing? exactly?
>>292162039It'd make him look even more pathetic if he turns into the screaming crying faggot he is for the first half of the timeskip over a girl who never seemed that interested in him in the first placeAlso the cuck memes spawning out of Sasuke leaving for Orochimaru over him on top of that would be relentlessFemNaruto works a bit better but also still doesn't work, there's no way his relationship with Jiraiya remains the sameThe series is just mega fucking gay, accept it already anon. Haven't even mentioned that Kishimoto would never have a female character be anywhere near as involved and relevant as Naruto and Sasuke are either
>>292162039No girl would act like sasuke. No girl would would spend years training to try and avenge and redeem her clan. You've never spent time with a real woman.
>>292161073I really think Naruto was initially designed female and then turned into a male later, why are his features so round and moeblob-esque (Sasuke's features are sharper, in the standard pretty boy way)
>>292160998Is there hope for a Malfoid-like movement ?
>>292162345>I really think Naruto was initially designed femaleyou're retarded so it checks out
>>292162090It mistook shared trauma with friendship and then built the entire second half on that hollow emotional core.
>>292162345Naruto was originally designed as a fox that wore goggles, so your female theory doesn't hold much water.
>>292162365Not really no. 1 Malfoy was a bully something only really old people and the loser caste remember. Sasuke is a friend something most neurotypicals still have to this day. 2 Malfoy was poorly written because jkr was a woman and harry and malfoy are both boys. Kishimoto was a man writing two boys and cultural dynamics of japan haven't shifted as much each generation.
>>292162413>It mistook shared trauma with friendshipFirst of all it is. Second of all that wasn't what there friendship was built around, it was mutual respect. So I see you didn't actually read it.
>>292162338People think that Sasuke being angry and emotional makes him feminine when his entire arc is so deeply tied to masculine ideas of responsibility and revenge that its just ridiculous.Like there are tons of men with poor emotional regulation.
What if both were girls and Hinata was a nerdy boy and Sakura an ikemen?
>>292162729I think that is the only way to make Sakura more annoying.
This only works if Naruto is the woman, since it plays on "the one that got away" which girls(Naruto) can't never forget.
>>292162489No, it isn't. >that wasn't what there friendship was built aroundYes it was. Sasuke called Naruto his best friend after hundreds of chapters with about two or three friendly interactions. I did read Naruto, it had some good stuff in it, but the writing was ass and part 2 was a 400 chapter lasting crashlanding. What makes you think I didn't read it? Because I disagree with you? That seems a bit silly.
>>292162345He's not the Nine Tailed Fox himself but in mythology it's usually associated with women so there's that
>>292162149Jiraiya trained Konan and managed to not molest her. In fact he's a bigger creep towards Naruto and his sexy jutsu.
>>292160998I can fix her...
>>292162338Yeah almost like it's fiction or something...
>>292161073this, also sasuke as a woman isn't hot but naruko, a twintail blonde with huge titties? holy moly, that's why sasuke x naruko would be the best thing ever
>>292160998>Naruto, but goodit's called naruto
You've been spamming these threads of six fukken years m8. Get off 4chan and get a life
>>292162365>turn a one dimensional hitler youth rival into a negative dimensional LN styled tsundere ojou love interestGod I hope not
>>292160998make them both women and Raikage's bitches.
