On the occasion of its ending, I will storytime Ura Baito, one job per day. Most jobs are around 3-4 chapters, and self contained, so feel free to join at any time.Today's job: Concert StaffPrevious thread:>>292108481>Ura baito, also known as a shady part-time job. A gray area job that pays very well. The price you pay is your life.>Yume Kokuryo and Nagomi Shirahama are in need of money in a hurry. To that end, they casually dive into various shady part-time jobs
Chapter 169: Concert Staff (1)
>>292164314I know it! The Kiss are gray!
Chapter 170: Concert Staff (2)
>>292164256LET'S GHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Chapter 171: Concert Staff (3)
>>292164262He'll be alright, right?
>>292164734FUCKING HATE WHEN THE GRAY IS A CHEEKY CUNT
Done. There's no music like the one you listened to as a teenager.See you tomorrow!
>>292164750Hama says NO to remake culture.
>>292164750Thanks OPIt always sucks when something you like is ruined for you.
>>292164750The Kiss exploded in a really painful way?
>>292164750That's life for ya. But you'll find something new. Something better. Maybe.
>>292164452BAITO!
>>292164282Bruh imagine if Yagi didn't write the letterGenuinely one of the chosen ones carrying the world on his shoulders
>>292164742>>292164750>The band pleading for mercy but drowned out by the fansDear lord. Incredible chapter.Does someone have the Jesus Christ how horrifying image? I don't have it saved but it would really fit the situation.
>>292164262Man, she probably could have handled some things better, but she didn't deserve this.
>>292164307>live from maria concert>200k dead
>>292164354Re enter? Didn't this already happen in the early chapters?>>292164493Eroi yume
>>292166172>didn't this already happenWdym
>>292164262screw this
>>292166272its gray
>>292164262
>>292164282A big question would be since when he started suspecting her. I don't think him sending Yume for detective jobs was casual
>>292166172That was a former visual kei singer managing a coffee shop.
Is Yoko Ono also a gray?
Did the bassist get some at least?
>>292166172The school Gray looked a bit similar if that's what you mean.
>>292167184Possibly
>>292164262Damn...
>>292164453>>292164464>This shit is ASS!
>>292167522Kek
>>292164262>He actually diedNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>292170245Spoiler alertEveryone die in the end
>>292164750So....let me get this straight>That woman is having affair with all the members>They killed her>She put a curse on them>They turned into monster>They have to perform the live with that monster look to to perform the dispel ritual together with the audience>It was painful but they manage to finish it>It should work out but she asked for encore>They die while performing the encore (?)Is this correct?
>>292164262Second time that yagi dies, the mommy was right
>>292164750Kek the dispellling trick didnt work
>>292170441Yes
This is author shitting on Remake btw
>>292164256LET'S GHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Gray Compendium>Gray: "That Woman's" CurseA curse that disfigures the victim and potentially those associated with them.>First appearance:Chapter 169>Method of Escape:A dispelling ritual is all one needs. >>292164575One such ritual requires one to sing songs associated with the victim while prayers take place between intermissions. >292164606>Details:While the ritual to dispel the curse takes place, the victim's face and body will become increasingly disfigured and erupt with blood. >292164750Those who work with the victims should not watch the dispelling ritual. >292164668>Additional Remarks:Those who work with the victim may hear corrupted and unpleasant music during the ritual. >292164464Additional research is not required.
>>292166758he wanted to cure chacha and didn't know she was possessed
>>292164583Poor bastards.
>>292164354Icho-san, that you?
>>292170441Pretty much. I'm also fairly certain "That Woman" was never human so they were probably fucked from the moment they got involved with her.
>>292172954Are they?
>>292172977Why do you think she wasn't human? I didn't catch any hints towards that if there were any
If they had more HP to complete the encore gey would had lived?
>>292172994My suspicion is mostly from the fact that their boss has no idea who the fuck she is (despite the fact that he should probably know they were in some manner of relationship or at least that a fan was with them constantly) and the fact she could cast a curse on them strong enough that even a group of dedicated monks couldn't hope to dispel it >>292164575 >>292164619. Even the room they're standing in, unless it was the Atonements/Kingdom themselves who scrawled all that crazy shit on the walls, kinda reminds me of the stuff from that notebook they recovered from the Perfect Success job.That's not to say she probably isn't purely human given we know even human-born Grays can be monstrously powerful but I dunno. Something about this one feels fishy.
>>292173060I doubt it. The ritual was meant to dispel her completely, so if she could no-sell it to begin with then chances are it never would have worked no matter how any times it repeated. She'd keep demanding encores until it killed them.
>>292172981I think falling into a relationship only to find out you were all being manipulated by a loony fan who was stringing each of you along and proceeded to death curse you so hard after consequences caught up with her that it ruins your careers and outright risks killing you if you ever try to have it removed is pretty pitiable, yeah. They probably weren't great people to begin with, but nobody deserves to go out like that.
im declaring war on hama's hamas
>>292167706was this drawn by the 100 ghost stories guy?
>>292173102>all that crazy shit on the wallsLooks like a regular rancid "underground" event/club/concert room, especially the toilets
>>292173102Like the other anon said the writing on the walls probably has anything to do with the band, I couldn't spot either the band's name or any of the members'. It seems like an area that's been filled up with graffiti over the years.I did think it was odd that one dead woman managed to wreck this much havoc, but on the other hand the only casualties are the band members, and only because they got on stage willingly. Even so, affecting this many people would be impressive for a single ghost.>from the fact that their boss has no idea who the fuck she isAre you talking about this page >>292164619? It doesn't imply he never met her. He's going wtf about her/her curse's power, which supports your idea that she wasn't a typical ghost.
>>292164464You just don't get it, Hama!
>>292172646>Those who work with the victim may hear corrupted and unpleasant music during the ritual. >292164464Nah I think it's just that metal sucks
>>292173102Thanks for explaining. I'm mixed on this theory, it would explain a lot, but it also seems plausible that the girl was a normal (albeit unfaithful) human but whatever was done to her by the band was so awful she became a vengeful spirit. This raises the question of why there aren't way more spirits just like this, but 1) it seems her fate was outstandingly horrific, and 2) the gray become stronger and more widespread as we approach the endgame, so a human being able to become a gray this strong might be a recent development in baito-verse.As for the scribbles, it might be an autograph wall or smth similar, you can find these kinds of things at bars and concert venues sometimes.
>>292164473>>292164493Feels a bit out of character for Hama to almost get herself killed like your average gray fodder like this
>>292173293There aren't set rules for ghosts, and compared to other Greys we've seen she isn't that strong. But if you still think she's too powerful it's probably because it's the bad timeline.
>>292173394Might be part of the ghost's influence
>>292173394She's distracted from Yagi's death. It's also been a running theme in this manga that Yume is getting more hardened while Hama is getting softer as time goes on.
>>292173125She proceeded to death curse them because they killed her in a way that's too much for the author to show or even comment on.
>>292173102>anon revealing he doesn't go outside
>>292173425And yes, there is that one panel where we see her dead body, but how things came to that point is implied to be so traumatic that everyone's minds block it out.
>>292173425>>292173436Eh, it really doesn't take that much to be cursed by a ghost gray. The hotel job gray hanged himself but that was enough to haunt the hotel and follow the other dude. Could be an emotion intensity thing or it could be just a random happenstance.
>>292173532She dramatically changed their appearance (which I don't think any other gray was shown to do), showed visions to a crowd of people and affected them mentally, and killed the band without touching them after what could be described as prolonged torture, so I'd say she's not too shabby. Not world-ending level, but she's fully manifested and can manipulate the physical world in complex ways, so this is already far beyond something you could disregard by going "meh ghosts don't exist there must be a scientific explanation".
>>292173532Also the hotel job gray was a manipulative asshole both before and after death and took his sweet time slowly filling the floor with other "guests" until his main target succumbed to his influence, while this one just went "fuck you, you will now transform, suffer and explode lmao"
>>292166272I could have sworn this job already happenedYagi was just there, betting on dog races
>>292174366You have to let go, Anon...
>>292174366The cycles of guilt...
>>292173227Hama has no hamas.Now Yume's yumes...
>>292174510Hama having less hamas than Yume has yumes doesn't mean she has no hamas whatsoever you know...
>>292173532I agree. The radio tower ghost was also an entitled suicide victim.As long as their grudge is strong, ghosts can turn into relatively powerful grays.
>>292167522not possible
>>292174366Yagi only bets on horse racing. Have you recently rode a train from Station 13 and traveled across another dimension, by any chance?
>>292164256This is some evangelion vibes shit here, looks like the apocalypse/end of the world
>>292174745Yagi's greatest tragedy is that he could have made a fortune in gambling if he just played mahjong instead.
This is a chapter that tells us the disaster of hypergamy
>>292174774Shhmen get him he's begun to piece things together
>>292164256Is that Kuroiwa on the cross?
>>292174914This is the chapter that tells us the disaster of not knowing a way to break up with a partner who cheated on you that doesn't involve murder
>>292175327Nope Kuroiwa still has time to show us the dance
>>292175327nah some random unluck fuck, considering the red we are getting one of his jobs this volume i guess
>>292175355>unluck
>>292172543STOOOO
>>292164464>I'd go back home and drink all night longI just think it's because you're an addict, Hama.
>>292176599It's not an addiction she just needs it to stop the shakes
>>292173376zing!
>«You're on the KINGDOM Forum»>«The KINGDOM rules! Whoo!»>«OK, good call. Good call.»>«Ha, ha. All right... You're on the KINGDOM Forum»>«Yeah. Um, THE KINGDOM sucks!»>«Whoa, whoa, whoa! Trace the call! Trace the call!»>«Yeah, they suck big-time, man. They should die after a prolungated torture while their body contorts and bleeds.»>«Wait a sec... I recognise that voice. Is that woman? Come clean, you dirty groupie!»
>>292173227anon becomes a breast inflation gray
>>292176613>"hama please stop drinking">"i'll start stealing again if you don't let me drink, yume">drinks>steals anywaythank heavens yume can enter god mode, otherwise she wouldn't be able to keep this demon in check
>>292180104god pls make this a chapter
>>292180252Spin an apple in your mind today to ensure a better tomorrow where you can effortlessly imagine Yume breast inflation without any visual aids
>>292173232Yeah, they've started up a new series recently, translation for ch6 just came out a a little while ago and has a thread up right now. Fujiwara-kun Koukou Debut!!
>>292164256what is this expression trying to convey
>>292181795
>>292181868fair enough
>>292181795Hama.
>>292181795Grays will payA million dead grays is a necessity
>>292181795daijibou
He's still out there right
>>292183576Rest assured he's betting all of his money away in Heaven now (he originally was sent to Hell but somehow bankrupted the entire Greed circle one week in).
Today's job: Ship Crewmate Chapter 172: Ship Crewmate (1)
>>292183838>Kuroiwa job at fucking SEAHELPRETREAT
>>292183861>daidai literally invincible to grays
>>292183861I have a bad feeling for Daidai...
>>292183861Oh nevermind, Daidai is here, Hama got this.
>>292183954DAIDAIYOU ARE IN DANGERPLEASEAAAAAAAAA
>>292183994Get some eye drops
Chapter 173: Ship Crewmate (2)
>>292184108>censorship actually makes the scene even creepierVery nice
>>292184134>censorship
>>292184138Oh wow, rare occasion where we see a character somehow more retarded than Daidai.
>>292183878Kuroiwa my guy can't you help a little!?
>>292184163Everyone is so rude to Hama
Chapter 174: Ship Crewmate (3)
>>292183934That fish looks shifty.
>>292184206I wouldn't worry about it.
>>292183838You can just tell from the job when it's a Kuroiwa job
>>292183954Ain't that the title of a book?
>>292183994Denmark?
>>292184242Jesus fucking christ Kuroiwa what is WRONG with you WHY IS EVERYTHING YOU GIVE LIKE THIS
>>292184042>>292184052Bully Daidai.
>>292184248My favorite page of the series. It's just so funny.
>>292184251What the actual fuck was his problem?
>>292184263ORE DA
>>292184274Fuck, I meant >>292184251
>>292184295Of course not, it was daidai.
>>292184303>it really was daidai>that's why she smelled whiteHow is she so powerful?
>>292184303Dayday!
>>292184284He was influenced by a Gray to believe he is the dark in the soul of man...or he was the dark in the soul of man all along and a Gray forces him to repent.
>>292183613They don't have horsebetting in Heaven. So for Yagi it is really Hell.
>>292184182Now England?
>>292184329DaiDai is an honored one for whatever reason.
>>292184108Man I hate it when the publisher adds these stupid boxes to censor the manga
>>292184365H-Hurray?
>>292184353Daidai died for the cunnyisseurs' sins
>>292184353Uoh?
>>292184220My eyes skimmed through it and I thought those were seagulls heading to the window but having it be actual fish is creppier.
>>292184312>>292184326>>292184340I can't believe Dai Dai die died for our sins.
>>292184415Fucking Australians ruining everything again.
Omake
>>292184423All because of a simple snail.
>>292183861>yume rejecteddaidai will carry
>>292183982>later homo
>>292184396>>292184403>>292184415Can someone translate? I can't read Australian.
Done. At least he said he was sorry.See you tomorrow!
>>292184462ToT
>>292184251>>292184263These 2 pages are really good. You wonder why he did it.
>>292184473>even the Grays themselves love and respect DaidaiInvincible.
>>292184473Thanks OPDaidai will okay, right guys?
>>292184340>>292184353Kuroiwa really has the most terrifying jobs, christ!
>Oh, hello there. Still looking for Tetsuya Shirahama? Well, take this next job and I'll tell you where he is! This one is very simple : "Gun Victim". I just pick a gun and shoot you in the face and you fucking die. 100k yen btw. I just don't understand. Why is he like this?
>>292183982nyo... jesus is a gray here...
>>292184303>>292184312I remember a few chapters back people were saying that Daidai kinda ruined the mood because you can't expect anything bad to happen to her. The manga-ka knew that, which is why he pulled the rug out of our feet.This is a KUROIWA job, bitch.
>>292184536
>>292184234Jobber words.
>>292184543>implying daidai died
>>292184263It's the skull from that one Pearl Jam music video but with the skin on
Okay. I am sincere, I really understood nothing of this story. (And moreover of the omake, it's a joke... Or it's a way, Daidai will die on the way to his home planet)Only seven days, seven fingers.
>>292184473The Gray love her...
>>292184536>>292184557I was wondering why he looked different this time. The way his traps are drawn makes him looks jacked compared to his skinny usual look.
>>292184606She didn't, yes. She wasn't there in the first place. That's when we all knew it was serious business.
>>292184642>My secret? I do 10 push ups every time someone dies in one of my jobs.
>>292184642Mangaka got tired of people thinking he was a girl
>>2921843038 more daydays
>>292184251>>292184263some great reactions here>>292184134heh you saw nothing
>>292184420
>>292184797kek that scene was great but chu chu made it kinda funny
>>292184606DaidaiDaidai dieddied forfor ourour sinssins
>>292183838haha imagine licking her teeth
>>292183848>Kuroiwa job>On a ship>Without YumeNo no no no no no no
>>292184992Ah, >>292183861 now there's a chance
>>292184627>Professor catches a glimpse of the cross from a recording>It makes him realize the sins of humanity>It tells him to ferry 9 apostles to it if he wants forgiveness>His assistant gets a ship from her dad, who wants to atone as well because he most likely committed incest with her>the 9 apostles: the three of them + six gray workers>The apostles will face hardships along the way (die) until only two remain, the child of god and a witness to the child's crucifixion>By doing so humanity was absolved of its sins>However, the cross goes to the other side of the world and if someone witnessed that part then humanity is no longer absolved>A mountain climber accidently does thatThat's what I got. The omake is just a joke.
>>292183994Curiously enough, the cross in itself is not the problem. Everything else is red. I think the cross is a marker or a ward, instead of the gray itself
>>292183942Daidai vanish move!!!
>>292184071
>>292184220She was actually trying to warn her ;_;
>>292184695>>292185097Deep sea Daidai fish.
>>292184251>all those low quality posts replying to each other?>all me
>>292185594>I shitposted, I samefagged>I corrupted this board>I ruined this website>I'm sorry for everything>Forgive me... Moot...
>>292184460On the other hand, it is a divine cross without bounds.That cross pierced through the Earth until it reached the other side of the planet.It must not be looked upon.There can be no witness to it.Or everything will be inversed.Because, after all, that is the "inverse side".It was seen.How truly unfortunate.Too bad, everyone.>>292185063i think the gray as unironically "absolving humanity sin" or whatever, except people fucked up by seeing the other side>>292184627the omake is a joke that she failed to get the job to work with hama and yume again
>>292184196> rumoredI guess Japanese will never recognize that anything ever happened between 1940 and 1945.
>>292185594>gacha? I invented it. >vtubers? I invented it. >isekai? I invented it. >cheat skills? I invented it. >berserk's boat? I built t. >/a/'s moderation? I did it.
>>292185713it never happened
I really like this job, has a good atmosphere. And very Kuroiwa cause you're literally just fucked unless you're the one lucky one.
The funny thing about this job is that if Yume managed to get in either her or Hama would've died since there could be only one human to witness it. In this case not getting the job was lucky.
>>292183893kino
>>292184016She looks a bit... fishy.
>>292185846
>>292184251>>292184263>all those small-name manga you were enjoying? it was me anon, I axed them
>>292184303>>292184312>>292184340This is the point where I feel Ura Baito truly jumped the shark
>>292187194in what way?
>>292184353tot
>>292184263>that hoshi no samidare anime? yeah, I did that
>>292187274Jesus Daidaiand I meant 'jumped the shark' in a joking manner
>>292184353They all came back to life? Or are they all dead?
Why didn't the designers just make it so that mountain climber didn't ruin it for everyone?
>>292187339
>>292187532how would that help the grays dont give a shit if humans sinned or not
>>292187957That would assume there's not a gray with the concept of sin. Btw we already saw literal demons in the series.
>>292187339Hopefully Spirit Circle will turn out fine
>>292174366Anon, you can't keep hurting yourself like this...it's time to move on.
>>292183838>Kuroiwa job in the middle of the oceanFEAR
>>292183848>no YumeIt's OVE->>292183861>DaidaiWE ARE SO BACK
>>292184182They're going to put him on the cross isn't it
>>292184286Almost read that as Gu Ritual
>>292184365Imagine being Yume here kek>what the fuck just happened
>>292184473Thanks OPRip not daidai
>>292184423So now everyone goes to hell no matter what. That would be a problem but it seems like it already worked like that in the Grey world. Oh wait...
>>292184423Obviously rigged, there probably isn't even a heaven in the first place the Gray was just larping.
>>292183613Plot twist: Yagi becomes a gray who siphons money from the bank account of whoever is nearby and immediately "invests" it into horse racing, to pacify him for a while you need to tease him with paper money Chacha-style
>>292184071So chill
This is the first time with Ura Baito where I'm not sure I fully understand what happened. Daidai missed the job entirely, that much I know. Where did squishy fake Daidai come from, and why? Is this purposefully omitted - a messenger has to appear, so she appears and does her thing, and how or why exactly isn't explained because God works in mysterious ways?
>>292190809It probably just brought everything back to status quo.
>>292191160A pure agent is substituted as a sacrifice against all sin. It was Daidai in this case. Incidentally, I feel like it was actually just going to be Daidai but the author felt bad about it and replaced her.This is a very Christian job. Rather on-the-nose commentary.What you should be asking is; why substitute that one chick with a fish doppelganger?>>292184295They probably all died off-screen here.
>>292187398They have to be dead. Only one witness was needed.
>>292187398>>292184353>>292191656The question is: how did Hama get back to port?
>>292191664Buddy Yume-chan appeared and carried her across the water (very scary)
>>292191645When I read it for the first time, I thought that the girl whose friend became a fish was the one who got crucified (and her friend got replaced instead of simply being killed precisely because she was THE messenger's friend). Now I noticed that her and DoppelDai are two different people, so my previous theory fell apart completely. Maybe the friend was replaced for shits and giggles. Maybe a sea-dweller decided to highjack the expedition for recreational purposes. Ai donto knowww
>>292191160>>292191645>why does the incomprehensible monster do this incomprehensible thing????There's already three explicit rules for this thing:>the gray will take the form of one most pure>everyone near will die except a chosen human to witness the crucifixion>if someone sees the reverse cross all the gains are reversedIf there is something that still isn't explained it's because it's just there for weird and scary purposes. A gray is not meant to be understood fully.
>>292184312Evil Daidai kinda erotic, not going to sugarcoat it.
>>292192342That's Good Daidai though, she died for your sins.
>>292191912Usually the monster is incomprehensible because that's the goal, but sometimes the monster in incomprehensible because the reader is dumb. (also sometimes it becomes comprehensible because the reader is dumb, case in point - i couldn't tell 2 characters apart at first and made up an explanation that doesn't actually apply)So I had to clarify whether it's incomprehensible incomprehensible or I just can't read
>The charges, Officer?
>>292192634He's got the face of a sinner for sure.
>>292192769He's just happy being here. Enthused. Ebullient. Ecstatic. Exhilarated.
>>292184423My take is this is just a gray larping religion for the lulz. It has no power nor intention to save humanity, so it set up an excuseThe ship is a theater, the crews were hypnotized into setting the stage and play the Sins role. Gray workers play witness, they Gray play protagonist
>>292193088I quite like this intepretation.
>>292193088I think the horror of the situation is undercut by it all being LARP.
>Corpos infesting the internet and making all hell
>Endless twiiter threads and shilling on image boards
>>292192634>>292194084>>292194105He can't keep getting away with this!
>>292194193He did, in fact, got away with it thanks to gray jesus
Out of context, "gray jesus" sounds like a piece of cryptic slang. Great potential for a fearmongering campaign about youths and the evil internet. Don't let your kids nowhere near that internet, thems hackers on 4chan worship gray jesus!
many can this story time finish please, sick of seeing these ugly covers on the catalogue
>Catalog Janitor (1)
>>292196035me when i have bad taste
>>292196035>Complaining about the Ura Daily? I did it
>>292196071A terrifying thought. Working with death always around the corner to no profit. Truly revolutionary horror.
Gray Compendium>Gray: The CrossA cross extending from the ocean floor and standing on top of a mountain.>First appearance:Chapter 172>Method of Escape:Stay close to the Child of God entity. >292184312Your chances of survival are still not guarantee. >292184242>Details:Viewing a recording of the Cross will cause one to believe they are responsible for all the sins in the world. >292184196They will believe that nine people will be required to make the pilgrimage to the cross. >292184275Over the course of the journey, seven people will be sacrificed and the entity crucified. >292184353On the antipode, there is another cross with an entity hanging upside down. >292184415>Additional Remarks:After the crucifixion, it is alleged that all sins have been forgiven. The effects of this are unknown.Viewing the other entity will undo the forgiveness.Additional research is required.
>>292198342>i will forgive all humanity sins>btw if you randomlly see the other cross its all undone LOL
Not too many individual jobs I remember from here to the religious institute. Insect Researcher and Shrine are really the only ones that come to mind.
>>292198503Arguably one of the most benevolent grays around, btw
>>292184353Uoh... Erotic Sinful Tummy.
>>292199864i want to tongue her tummy
>>292199753It still killed 7 people.
>>292201094What if one of those people was the reincarnation of Hitler? Or worse, a Sakimura? Ever thought about that?
>>292191645>What you should be asking is; why substitute that one chick with a fish doppelganger?
>>292196035learn how to filter threads?
Today's job: Insect Research Assistant Chapter 175: Insect Research Assistant (1)
>story featuring a scientist trying to play with forces outside his comprehensionOh... oh no...
Chapter 176: Insect Research Assistant (2)
>>292202443I don't know, I don't think this is a good idea.
>>2922024955 fucking minutes? How? Did you try to feed it fucking vodka?
>>292184208Monaco's flag?
>>292202592AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>292202520Thats a cute looking Yume, why can't she look like that all the time
Chapter 177: Insect Research Assistant (3)
>>292202641KILL IT WITH FUCKING FIREDROP A NUCLEAR BOMB ON THIS THING
>>292202713Hama might not be half as stingy as Scrooge, but she sure tries her best.
>>292202332Uoh?
>>292202811IS THIS THE TIME
Done. Not really into bugs myself, but ladybugs are cute.See you tomorrow!
Honestly, the doctor here was probably the best employer they've ever had aside from Yagi himself. He wasn't malicious, he wasn't a liar, he wasn't keeping anything hidden from them, he was just as in the dark as they were and was genuinely trying to discover the secrets of the insect. He was a little weird and excessive but not bad or crazy.
>Hitogoroshi Hakase, the Totalapocalypse Hellbringer Bug you recently discovered might have shown... unexpected behavior.
>>292202284What in the weird ass world is that title?I'm scared...
>>292202908Thanks OP
>>292202777Getting The Mummy pstsd
>>292202567Hama...
>>292202908So now we've got rage zombiesHow many apocalyptic plagues are we up to now?
wich ura wud u baito?
>>292203110I wouldn't worry about it.
>>292202908Didn't we already have another gray that made people want to kill each other? No points for creativity I guess.
>>292202675this message is pretty ironic
Gray Compendium>Gray: NugubechiAn insect native to Maruiwa Public Park. Its immature form resembles a tightly wound cocoon. Its mature form is a small gnome like entity with a brain for a head and massive eye.>First appearance:Chapter 175>Method of Escape:Kill it. >292202811>Details:The entity is capable of reproducing without reaching maturity. >292202332The entity's immature form is an omnivore but prefers plants. >292202495As an adult, the entity is highly intelligent and can understand language. >292202867It can create and disseminate a chemical capable of making humans and insects extremely murderous. >292202855 >292202882 >292202908>Additional Remarks:It is considered humanity's natural enemy.Additional research may be required.>Gray: Nugubechi MoldA mold that specifically targets and kills immature Nugubechi and harms anyone who attempts to leave its habitats with a Nugubechi.>First appearance:Chapter 175>Method of Escape:It is possible to split the amount of mold attacking each person. >292202481However it may relentlessly attack until the Nugubechi is returned. >292202429>Details:In humans, the mold causes extreme skin damage and paralysis. >292202481>Additional Remarks:It is the natural enemy of the Nugubechi and may even be of use when killing adult Nugubechi.Additional research may be required.
>>292202959he also didn't tell yume or hama to go try to rescue the insect and went to do it himself
>released mature gnome thing that has super inteligence and hates humanitythanks doc
>>292203603>SpoilerWhat?
>>292204067You'll see it much, much later. Just don't worry about it for now.
>>292202959I feel a little sorry for him. He was an honest dude but his I obsession with bugs did him in.
>>292202766You vill eat the bugs.
>>292202567my hero...
>>292204067
I'm the type of person who'll cross the street or turn the corner if I see an oncoming person. Partially I've got that social anxiety, and partially it's just easier. Especially with dogs. Dog people are the worst people to try and navigate around on a sidewalk, they have absolutely no awareness of where the best places are for them and their pet to stand.Every once in a while, there'll be a day where it really feels like people are intentionally trying to block me and route me onto another path. You'll have a route in mind and there'll be some freak standing in the way, so you take a detour, but when you try to get back on track, there's just another person. It's hard not to think about the gangstalking memes that have gotten popular lately. What are they trying to do? Get me somewhere specific? Keep me away from something? Distract me from my train of thought? Are they allies or enemies?Today, like I sometimes do, I tried to breach containment. I was walking up to one of my usual intersections and noticed some guy and his daughter kind of looking my way from the opposite corner. I took it as a challenge and walked straight past him, not deflecting to another path like I was tempted to. I felt pretty sure I was taking the right route, because I encountered a freaky old lady by the side of the road, and lots of groups of loudmouths and fast walkers behind me, clearly trying to push me past something. After a few false turns, and doubling back on myself once intentionally to throw them off, I found myself in an alley I'd never been in before. I knew this was the right place, both because it was a street I'd been "pushed" past earlier without realizing, and because in the middle of the alley, behind some buildings, was an abandoned lot I'd never seen in my life. There was one of those blue metal fences around it, and a sign put up by the city. Warning: hazardous materials.
>>292203110enough to Reset the world
>>292204155>>292203603>a small gnome like entity with a brain for a head and massive eye.Oh so that thing where it make leader all over the world is this case, right? I totally forgot about that
I looked at the lot for a while, just trying to figure out what I was supposed to be looking for. Why was I being kept away from here? Was there a reason? Maybe across the lot I could make out a little divot in the opposite hill, like a burrow or something that an animal might have made, but otherwise it was nondescript.I figured that jumping the fence would be going too far, and I felt pretty satisfied that I'd "figured out" what the "gangstalkers" were keeping me from. It was a fun little walk, fun little adventure, and I went on my way, taking a few more alleys and stuff I didn't normally walk down.I'd almost forgotten about the lot, when I turned, unintentionally, down another one of those alleys I'd been "pushed past" earlier. I knew I'd found a missing piece of the puzzle, because at the elbow of the alley, next to a little apartment's parking lot, underneath a little sweetgum with a loud blue jay screaming at me, I turned my head, and I saw the abandoned lot through a gap in a cedar hedge.Of course I've been reading this daily, so my overactive imagination thought of Ura Baito, that maybe there was some sort of "puzzle" here that I could figure out to "unlock" the mystery. I needed to walk to that alley from this alley, there was a hidden path, maybe. I looked around a bit, that blue jay screaming at me the whole time, but I didn't find anything else interesting, so I turned and walked away.I turned around when I realized that the blue jay might have been part of it. And true enough, what I hadn't realized earlier was that the little sweetgum was squeezed between two fences. One was the fence of a house that bordered the alley, and one was the fence that bordered the alley parking lot.There was a gap between the two fences, and looking through it, I could see how, if I went through, and pushed my way through a gap in the cedars, I'd be looking right out onto the abandoned lot.
>>292206056>>292203603So, who the fuck is Big Girl is then?
>>292206120 it was one of the new ones
Understandably I felt the call of the void. I paced around a bit, trying to psyche myself into squeezing between the fences, but to be honest, there was no way a guy my size could ever make it through. There were other little trees and shrubs that had established themselves beside the little sweetgum.So I walked away. I satisfied myself with theories. Maybe it's not an ura baito thing, but like a leyline. It pulses and pushes people away from it naturally, and that's what I noticed. Nobody was trying to keep me from anything. Everyone was being pushed by whatever it was, and I just noticed the disturbance.Still, I keep remembering that guy and his kid who were staring at me at the start of my walk. When I think about it, if you traced a line from me to them, and beyond, I think it'd perfectly intersect the abandoned lot.I just realized, writing that last bit, that while I couldn't fit between the fences, a child probably could. I wonder if any of the kids from the little apartment nearby have ever visited that abandoned lot between the fences. Maybe they climbed over the fence, and stuck their heads in the little divot in the hill across the lot. I wonder what they found.
>>292206210>blogpostingBut more seriously, it was a nice short story.
>>292206210Neat story but how did you make your text all red like that?
>>292206521There is no red text dumbkun
>>292206521kehi
>>292202355Why didn't he just put them in a box and tie the box to a bicycle outside the park with a really long rope, and then cycle away?
>>292202974>Hitogoroshi Hakase10/10
>>292206120Daidai
>>292207110大Daidai?
>>292206715Because he wasn't thinking like a /diy/ autist, he was thinking like a bug autist. The sane answer was "remove myself from the bug situation immediately", but his answer was "wow these little guys are fascinating I should get closer". By the time bicycle rope-kun enters the plan he's already lost.
>>292202297The mold feel more like wasps than a fungus. Which I feel would make more sense since every parasitoid wasps has a unique invertebrate host and can sting humans as well. See Tarantula hawks. Fun fact, theoretically, there are more species of wasps than any other animal because there can be a unique wasp for most insects and some insects can even find themselves as host for several different species of wasps depending on their life stage. There can be a wasp that kills an insect's egg, another species for its larva, another for its pupa, and finally another for its adult stage. And then those wasps can have their own parasitoid wasps as well, a parasite of a parasite, which would lay their eggs on a fellow wasp's pupa.Isn't nature so cool?
>>292210073Hell yeah, I love nature. Just make sure it stays away from me.
>>292210073I think wasps and hornets belong in hell.
>>292202297>>292202309The MOLD!It's power are mysterious~
>>292202348Hehe, shortie.
>>292202443Take that evil curse!
>>292206120If I pulled that off, would she die?>>292202974How is Nugubuchi written?
>>292202647She's not used to hear good news.
>>292202974Doctor Freeeeeeman
>>292202974What did we fucking say?
>>292211631thats written by grays here the correct guidelines
>>292211631Would Yume's nose work underwater?
>>292202297>>292202309
>>292202567extremely degenerate sex with drunken hama
>>292202766fucking christwhat a nasty way to die
We need to post 39 more uras
URAURAURAURAURAURAURAURAURAURAURAURAURA *insert bald punch*
from the daily down the block.
>>292215948Mangaka's Assistant (1)
>>292215874
>>292215948Nice.
Is Tsubame anon still around?
>>292202374SHYYYEEEEAAAAAAH
>>292217140This would, in fact, happen.
>>292215517URA URA URA URA URA URA URA URA URA URA URA URA URAURA URA URA URA URA URA URA URA URA URA URA URA URAURA URA URA URA URA URA URA URA URA URA URA URA URA
Fuck it, let's archive this thread with a sister series.Fuan no Tane*: Chapter 51 - Chapter of TALENT
>>292217699BAITO
>>292218053FFUAAARK twas yee who made me poopy me panties ye old seadog
>>292218053BUT WHO WAS FRIEND...?
>>292217140kek
>>292192634Tim Pool with a shit-eating grin
And done!See ya in the next thread.
>>292218589baito...
>>292218589Thank you, baito anon.
>>292220024>>292220024>>292220024
>>292218490What do you MEAN it's better than a real bear
