unsuspecting parents let their kids watch kurumi-chan because it looked cute, but now the kids are terrified of the market and begging their parents not to be traders
Cringe
I laughed. Fuck kids
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>>292235549>$130,000Close enough, journo. Historical exchange rates are a difficult concept.
>>292235623No, don't do this
>>292235549Generational FUD
>>292235623Don't mind if I do.
>>292235549Looks like the author got exactly what he wanted.
These kids aren't gonna fall for natural gas
>>292235549Japanese parents let their kids watch almost everything shounen Jump is for 12yos
>Japanese kids learn not to trade in volatile markets and lose everything>western kids learn how to be gay and take hormonesGrim
>>292235651$130,000 back in 2008 were worth upwards of $200k back then, retard.
>Translated from Spanish
>>292235549So it worked as intended.
>>292235623Phrasing...
>>292236161I lol'ed
>>292235549Looks like those kids are throwing out their finance books and picking up Das Kapital and Umrisse zu einer Kritik der Nationalökonomie instead.
>>292235549>Marging Call DanceWhat
>>292235549LMAO!
>>292236227What does this mean marge
>>292235549>translated from spanishso not only is it a twitter (currently X) threadbut you can't even be arsed to find a primary sourcefor this I sentence you to two years of oil futures trading without stop losses
>kids are terrified of the marketBased
Good. Speculators belong in the gallows.
This is literally satire
>>292236330When someone delays a PC update to wait for RAM prices to drop, they are speculating. Do such people truly deserve death?
>>292235549Isn't this a good thing? If you don't know shit about financing, then stay away from the casinos. That's very good lesson for kids.
>>292236366Speculators don't intend to use what they speculate on by default, their only goal is to make money, if you're waiting for RAM prices to drop so you can use it in your PC you're not speculating, if you're waiting so you can stock up on RAM and wait for prices to go up again so you can resell it for a profit, you're speculating
>>292236366When you ask me a question that may or may not receive a good answer, that is speculation.But you know what I am talking about: stocks, loans, usury, fictional money.If there is any ambiguity with the legality, promote me dictator of the planet and I will decide on a case-by-case scenario.
>>292236352like a spanish The Onion or something?
>>292236525>loansSo you want stores and companies to stop existing?Or the world market to be dominated by just 4 or 5 super companies?Loans are a necessary feature of buying the equipment (or, in the modern times, learning the skills) to start a business.
Was petrol mixed with ethanol to prevent people stockpiling it?
>>292235549My mom used to be all in on stock markets lol. She made nothing though and my father had to reel in and stop her retardation.
>>292235549>>292237135Funny thing is, it was I who made my mom obsessed with stonks. I read some story about some guy making millions investing just a few 100 bucks and she heard the story from 9 year old me and started investing.
>>292235549I'd have thought Japanese parents of all people would know better than trusting an art style at this point. It's not like harsh shows with cute art are uncommon.
>>292237176Somebody who listens to their 9 year old's plan to get rich quick and thinks it's a good idea deserves to lose their money.
>>292237255More importantly, you'd think Japanese parents would know better than to expose their kids to finance propaganda, considering what happened to their parents' generation in the 90s.
>>292235549>Several Japanese parents let their children watch X trusting its adorable drawingsGee, adults being fucking stupid? Who could have guessed this development?Here lads, let's make a parents-core starter pack of preferred anime for children with funny colours and wacky plots. You're free to add your ownAlternative: Happy Sugar Life
>>292237432Kaiba is perfectly suitable for kids for the same reasons fairy tales are. (The Grimm versions, not the Disney ones.)
>>292237255This sadly applies for every country/culture: apparently a lot of people, during their growth into adult life, seem to voluntarily forget everything from when they were children, ending up as ignorant in some aspects as our own parents are in the present.Granted, almost no one recalls their childhood completely, and of course that there's the generation and technological gap to consider as well, but seriously, this is like letting your kid watching fucking Chucky the Puppet because there is a puppet, and puppet are for kids, right? It takes effort to be this retarded on purpose, and a lot of normal people do it anyway
>>292237432If it wasn't for all the rape Narutaru could be a shonen.
>>292237432School days would instantly be recognised as run of the mill otaku gooner show. Rest sure, you can confuse them for kids television.
>>292235549All anime airs like at 2 am, any kid still awake at that hour is fucked.
>>292237460I don't think some original fairy tales are exactly suited for children as well, anon>there's an old Grimm Tales anime from the '80sHuh, look at that
>>292236581It's citing a handful of obviously satirical Japanese tweets with 0-5 likes and replies
>>292237432>Several Japanese parents let their children watch X trusting its adorable drawingsThat's why ratings agencies existex. it's unreasonable for parents to know that Apeiria is an eroge based on its "generic anime" coverImagine if someone bought it for their child and then they start fapping 50 times/day because they think it'll make them stronger and give them the ability to use a magic penis sword
