Keri editionno futa
>>8911075Futa can work for fantasy.
>>8911228no, it's gay shit
>>8911228We're not here for fantasy, we're here to feel good, and futa does not make us feel good.
>>8911075last / previous thread >>8772474you forgot the copypasta :(
Anyone have the one comic that shows a queen elf wiping out a pile of orcs, then the last panel is her in a sweater going on a date?
elf being a valuable party member
>no futaNeat, an elf thread I want to contribute to>>8911228Fuck off
I miss when elves were considered graceful, slim and greater than life.Nowadays fat elves and weird elves have lost all spark and air of mystery
>>8911076Trully the only fit fate for an elf. To have her womb packed with beast cum and her womb a haven for their children.
>>8916147source?
>>8917138This the child-molester elf or the slaver elf?
>>8916477https://bsky.app/profile/averysweatyboy.bsky.socialfuck me if i can find the specific image i posted
>>8911075>no futaBASED
>>8911228Fuck off back to plebbit, or better yet kys
poor Ying doesn't have a game anymore :(
what's the correct way of treating a defeated elf knight?
>>8920886What happened to it?
>>8923450it's pretty old, not very popular anymore and a complete mess under the hood
I love blood elves so much
Blood elves are perfection incarnate!
>>8924232only thing getting tapped is freshly showered Ying
>>8915899skill issue, you can still pick
>>8927399Really cute girl
>>8921601A living incubator for replenishing losses with
>>8934928Defeat the slimes, become mother to the slimes.
>>8935380Beastfolk, demons, orcs, humans, goblins. Everyone knows the immortal, beautiful and perpetually youthful race stays fertile for all the centuries they live.The only problem with them is that eventually your armies are less loyal to you, the source of their coin, than to their mothers who are your prisoners.
>>8936777Stupid belf, you don't eat ice cream like that...
>>8911247Fullytank Paladin?Wow, that makes me feel old.
I love nightbornes so much, they are such hot elves
>>8947997very true
>>8947482yes! She's hot. Wish someone would revive her and do modern pics and animations
Azshara looked nightborne before she became a Naga>>8948211I feel like they're the best part of night elves and blood elves.
I love Azshara so much
how often is too often to use your elf companion as stress relief when adventuring?
>>8950128She looked highborne, not nightborne.
>>8952079can she walk?
>>8952079This >>8952203
>>8952203>>8952658that CON penalty would be working against them. However there are ways to work around the risk of tiring out her legs
>>8952714Worth it. I'd keep her mounted on my cock as I move her around
>>8955371>implying she has a choice in wearing that
>>8956050BASED. Also I love toe jewelry
>>8952714human female prostitutes must have gone out of business fast after all the female night elf refugees fled to Stormwind
>>8957999Surely not all of them
>>8957999>>8958396no worries, nelf girls would have been swept up as trophy wives by rich humans before long
drow should show their appreciation for their surface husbands often and eagerly
How bout elves with weird eyes?
>>8961474Never ask a drow matriarch the race of her husband.
>>8961602They'll proudly proclaim they fucked a demon and have a Draegloth son.
>>8961600Elves with the jet-black eyes showing off their truly alien natures are the best to make ahegao
>>8962979
>>8962105On that topic, are there female draegloths at all?
>>8963568>Female draegloths, due to their rarity, their greater intelligence, and their gender, were regarded with much more favor than their male counterparts in drow society, as evidenced by their title of "Favored Ones". Female draegloths were always adopted by the Church of Lolth and brought up as clerics to the Spider Goddess.[2]They... Are going to be wearing the pants in bed.>>8963509That's it. That's the one. I want to hear the inhuman noises she makes as she tries to stave off and then falls into orgasm.
>>8964844Wrong image, sorry.
Blood elves are weak to human COCK!
>>8914449Elves are versatile party members.
>>8965429no doubt. You can fuck them any way you want
>>8966201e-even full nelson?
>>8966388As someone who's played the same Elf in my DnD game for nearly two years now... Especially full nelson
>>8966466Do you put out in ERP or just secretly jerk off to the idea?
>>8966558Everyone has had at least one fade-to-black at the table. My Elf and my Friend's Tiefling have had more than the others. We're also the only ones who have any art of our characters getting it (that I know of) Also, I don't 'jerk off' cos I don't have a dick to jerk.
>>8966563L-lewd...
>>8966569I'm sure I'm not the only person who gives their DnD character an active sex life, even if it's just in their head canon.
>>8966466elves would like mating press more imo, it's an extension of the most natural lovemaking position
>>8966789My Elf takes care that she won't get pregnant, but the act of a mating press is appreciated lol.
Do elves like to share? Or would they make a competition out of everything?
>>8967629Depends on the sub-species. Drow would compete but more like 'Look at how handsome my Male pet is' sort of way. They might trade males like trading cards. High Elves might share amongst friends but that's iffy. While Wood Elves mark their partners and mate for (The Partner's) life. With Wood Elves living just as long as High Elves and therefore centuries longer than most other races, they might Mark several people as their mate 'for life'.
imagine inheriting an ancient elf slave that's still as tight and firm as when your distant ancestor conquered her lands despite faithfully serving generations and pumping out new elf slaves by the dozen
>>8971185>Seven Thousand Years BredShe must have saved elvenkind from extinction at least once.
>>8976635oh there shouldn't be any problem with elf reproduction rates. In fact elves would be pretty common after a while. The "problem" is that the vast majority of them are enslaved
>>8976635There's a reason why there are so many half-elves. Elf gals are horny, but human semen is more potent.
I enjoy writing about elf rape
>>8977350is that so?
>>8977429ye
>>8977467anything you'd like to share?
>>8977808Nothing complete, might be easier if I shared what I've been doing directly over discord or something
>>8966836got any images, or a character sheet of the elf on hand?
>>8977832There's always Ao3, or any of those catbox/litterbox branches
>>8948214Did she ever get a name?
>>8979344she might have. I think there are some really old stories on hentaifoundry that at least got approved by fullytank
>>8979505Hope you can link them if you can find them. I love a girl who gets bad-ends but keeps on trucking.
>>8979809found it. It's self-insert cringe though which is mad gayhttps://www.hentai-foundry.com/stories/user/llubtoille
What were elves built for again...
>>8982052BIGHUMANHUGS
>>8982052Power.Magical, economic, institutional, anything. Elves are made for power and to breed.This is why they're a good match with humans, who are made to build and breed.Every ancient established power is elven. Every empire built is human.Back to back, the two races would be an even match for the rest of the world.
>>8983898What about elves and orcs?
>>8977350I want to read. I tried to write a fantasy novel. I got to a few sentences and said fuck that. It's harder than people think.
>>8984431>Why are orcs always keen to move somewhere else when some other orcs get too close?>Why do elven lands' ancient ballads always incorporate killing orc warbands?>Why does any technology allowed into the hands of individual orcs always end up copied by every tribe of them across the whole planet?The answer to all these is the same. Green boys are natural distributors - despite their size, all they take is what they need, near religiously passing along the rest.It's tough to build up something for yourself when someone else is taking it when you're not looking and giving it to people you've never known! So, odds are that they're neutral till they aren't.
Sex and power are just effortless things to them.
>>8952079No such thing. I'm willing to carry her (or purchase an animal/summon a minion to do so) if it means getting to use her more often.
>>8952079During combat is the limit. The rest of it? Go nuts.
>you can explode anything you don't like by using magic>you can get bred by being submissiveTo an elf, both of these give an explosion in understanding.
>>8985449more like go nut (in elf)
>>8986944babymaking sex with Olga
>>8987865She's got a lot to tell about it
>>8962491>that fucking picture on the phone
>>8986937nice story
>>8984846It's sensible to assume that many half-elves would embrace their elf heritage and the power and pleasure that comes with it.
>>8988508Elven men must have hapa and harem fetishes, with how many come to run around.
AI is great for elfification of characters
>>8947997if only they actually looked good in the game
>>8953486Oh wow, that image takes me back
Do elves cling to you when you cum inside them?
>>8994036They leg lock when they have human cock inside them.
>>8987416Is that the BiS healing armor that covers more of the body the more healing you do?
>>8994687No wonder their legs and backsides are always toned. They get a great workout so often!>>8995562>>8995563Least cum-hungry Blood Elf, and the effects she wants from the potions she drinks
public use blood elves.
>>8997464>City instates the Free Use Gallows as punishment for thievery>Surge in elves committing theftWhat can you do
>>8998384if you catch one staling you can "punish" her personally instead and then keep her around in home
>>8998384I think you mean stocks. Gallows is for hanging.
>>8999773I'd buy stocks in ElvesAlso Elves in stocks
>>8999773Well, damn. That isn't the kind of hung elf that the ladies like
So why do elves so easily lose to the cock? Honestly, it's quite a simple answer.When two elves make love it a slow, long-winded event that can easily last several hours before either party climaxes. When two elves have sex it is of the purest expression of love, affection, closeness and intimacy imaginable, and most of their actual intercourse is rocking back and forth to a pleasant rhythm and gain stimulation from that. The elven equivalent of erotic poetry does not use bawdy language or allegory to allude to sex: it is their poetic metre that dedicates a pace that is pleasant for both parties. As such, reciting such poetry in public is considered to be quite obscene.Because elven love making is such a slow affair their bodies have adapted to a very delicate and sensitive way of having sex. So when a non-elf starts fucking an elf, this soft and vulnerable part of an elf is massively overstimulated. The unrelenting bombardment of pleasure that an elf experiences even from an average sized human male going at a normal pace is more than enough to short out the delicate physiology of an elf. This greatly increases the amount of sex per stroke the elf experiences, who promptply loses to the pleasure given by a partner who might not be even trying all that hard. Because the elf experiences something that is anywhere from three to ten times as good as what another elf would give them they will utterly lose to the cock as they get their brains fucked out by a partner who just might not know any better.
>>9002060This also differs between elves. The more common wood elves have more sexual contact with non-elves because they just meet more non-elves, and as such have grown more acclimated to losing to the cock. The higher up you go into the hierarchy the less non-elf contact they will have, so dark and high elves will have lost to the cock less. This also means that once they do lose they will lose a lot harder, making it harder for them to get used to not having non-elven dick in them. Dark elves more frequently encounter the cock than the higher rankings of elves, but since they live in matriarchical society it is the womem who decide the pace in bed, meaning they are less likely to lose to the cock. Of course, once a man gets in charge of a dark elf the elf will lose all the harder to the cock because of the unusual circumstance of them not being in charge. The highest of them all are the fae elves, who are so high up in their snooty behaviour that some of them barely tolerate other elves... as slaves, that is. The fae elves live in the most remote and untouched parts of the world, and anyone who tries to reach these places without permission (which they'll never get) can expect a swift death. So while it is extremely rare, a fae elf who encounters the cock will be so appalled and outraged by the sheer audacity of the situation they will lose to the cock in a spectacular fashion, breaking all but permanently from their loss. To them it's worse than bestiality since animals can at least be useful, so it's less the actual cock that makes them lose and more the sheer shock of it all.Also some elves are SHORT. The more subterranian dark elves are rarely above 5', and while the higher they get elves get taller, they also become physically weaker. So while a mighty high elf can be a magical genius that rivals an entire generation of humans, they can easily be manhandled by an attacker before losing to the cock.
good writeup ugly bastard-san
>>9002061>Also some elves are SHORT.
>>9002061Elves are whatever size the narrative needs them to be. Tiny little dudes making shoes while the cobbler sleeps, perma-children, basically Vulcans, looking like humans stretched in a fun house mirror to be seven feet tall, whatever.
>>9000360Very thicc
fucking dark elves senseless
>>9008345You can tell a lot about an elf from her ears. For example. This one is very happy.
>>8911075
>>9008984that is very intriguing
>>9013329No it is not, he made that up
>>9013331fair enough I guess
>>9008984That is not true at all.
>>8919677whai nat
