Did Nothing Wrong EditionPrevious thread: >>8842317https://desuarchive.org/aco/thread/8842317/
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>>8965057“Did Nothing Wrong Edition”Yeah she did doing nothing wrong.
>>8965198You take that back. She did her best.
>>8965057Double trouble
>>8965057>>8965099>>8965101>>8965103Roberta is the only one left
Mommy’s boys
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Almost forgot
>>8965587What do the numbers mean?
>>8965621That you should lurk more.
>>8965621Last two digits of your post number. Images like this are roll images, and you reply to them to see which waifu you get. In this instance, yours is 21, so you got FemKhan/Khatun. Hope that cleared things up.
>>8965654Ah gotcha
>>8965587Time to roll
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Okok what position do y'all think the fem primearchs like when they have sex
>>8966304Probably the ones that don’t result in hospitalization for their partners.
>>8965587Lets roll baby!
>>8966304death by snu-snu
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>>8967458Great to see people posting my edits I made years ago.
>>8965587rollin. I'd take any loyalist, but hopin for Freya or Corra. Sanguinia is too far out of my league
>>8968443...I am not worthy. How do I make her happy?
>>8965621>>8965621Judging by this, you got Alakhai Khan. Respectable. Very respectable.
>>8965587roll
>>8968445Just be yourself. She fell in love with you for a reason.
>>8965587Testing my luck.
>>8968454>>8969351I’m so sorry.
>>8969095If you say so...I'll just work on being the best househusband I can be so she can have something nice to come home to.
>>8965457shouldn't "little horus" aximand look like his mom here?
>>8970129Would that make him look like a femboy or a twink?
I need femarch cuddles...
>>8970143We all do.
>>8970987I can fix her.
>>8970990You can't All you can do is make sure her days are better than most
>>8971028That’s quitter talk
>>8971468It's realist talkSome people, or tall living weapon women, can't be fixed
>>8971528I can.
>>8972174She needs bigger tits.
>>8972174I can’t fix her.
>>8972351Why would you want to? She’s perfect.
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Petulant Womanchild
>>8965587Roll
>>8968451>AlakhaiIt's Jaghatasha retard
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>>8965057>>8965099>>8965101>>8965103Built for BPC (Big Psychneuein Cock)
>>8975173My wife does not fuck Warp bugs.
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>>8975497She doesn't have a choice
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>"Anon, help me!"
>>8977408My dogs will do anything for a Newport, and I mean ANYTHING.
My beautiful wife.
>>8977423Psychologically terrorized Fulgrium until he killed his brother on Isstvan V
>>8978450luv my somber raven wife
>>8978461Can you remind me who I am?
>>8978540You can't trust me, I don't even trust myself or myself or myself or myself or myself or myself or myself
>>8978765I can't help but get thrown into a violent trance at the slightest hint of criticism or pushback!
>>8978756
What games does the Empress play?
>>8980095Strategy games (She’s terrible at them)
>>8980095Battle mace 40 million with sex mods
>>8965587For the Lioness!
>>8982790Is Vesta fine too?
>(You) are by every account a hard man>a capable man
>>8983232Wrong thread
>>8983710but she can fix curze
>>8983793No one can fix Curze
>>8983839M'Shen literally fixed curze.
>>8983843And then died
>>8984758>There is no need to be upset.
>>8984864She has every reason to be upset because she has brain damage.
>>8965587I entrust my fate to the God Emperor
>>8984880He has forsaken you
>>8984880...Brothers it's been an honor.
>>8984884You have my condolences.
>>8984758in my own headcanon her SO was a suvivor from Desh'ea. Another galdiator who was somehow spared the same fate as the rest of her rebellion. Maybe a deserter?She is incapable of respecting, let along really caring for anyone else. but more importantly he is living proof that she was once free.
>>8982704What’s more painful? Having a Lamenter GF, or having an Angels Resplendent GF that becomes an Angels Penitent GF?
>>8984897Good idea.
>>8985498Having a blood angel successor chapter gf that succumbs to the black rage
>>8965587Rollin
>>8965587Rollin!
Y'all I got a question What would each fem-primearchs breast milk taste like??
>>8965587We need a consort that is like Ciaphas Cain.>Actually very competent and charismatic.>He thinks he is not enough for her and is actually scared shirtless.>Thinks he is a coward but his skills and crazy luck allow him to pull insane stunts.>"No you see, I HAD to lead the charge, otherwise her and her daughters would see my fear filled face an would stop protecting afted discovering I am a coward.">"Yes I defended that wounded soldier, but only because he called for help, and she was looking vaguely in my direction, I had to do it to keep appearances."Also rolling.
>>8986847He later goes on to reincarnate as the actual Cain.
>>8986005I don't know all the fem names so >LionnessTastes like old mead from a bygone era>GurlgrimTastes like wine mixed with purple Kool-Aid>PerturabooTastes like tap water with bits of metal shavings >Jagi KhanTastes like Baijiu >Leena RussTastes like Fenrisian Ale, so you might die>Ro-galLemon juice>KonnyCoffee with blood>SanguiniusCranberry juice >Ferrus WoManusPC coolant >AngronWhey protein >RobouteraActual rich milk >Morticia Rancid energy drink>MagniStrawberry milk and honey>WHorusThe finest milk when loyalist and then curdled milk when traitor >LorgalCommunion wine >VulkanaWarm milk with some ash in it>CorvyCrop milk>Alpharia and Omegal It could be milk, or maybe it's something else, or it's pretending to be milk. It's actually skim milk>Lost primarchsMystery milk
>>8965230We really deserve a Constantina too.
>>8987197Yoo imagine getting waisted on Leena Russ's titty milkI don't if it'll give you extreme and fatal alcohol poisoning
>>8965587check 'em
>>8987994Check what?
>>8965587let's go
>>8965587just fuck my shit up senpai
>>8988976You asked for it.
>>8965587It couldn't get that bad i guess?
>>8965587I just want someone who would love me
>>8990265Same
>>8965587i gooooooo¡¡¡
>>8994314Mommy
>>8994826She’s the worst mom in the galaxy.
Terrataker/Primarchtaker>Give Kassandra Curze a bunny>Her trauma goes away>SUCCESS
>>8996224I wish I could fix her.
>>8965587Rollin'
>>8965587My mother before cancer took her was mentally ill and abusive. The cancer made her even worse before she finally died.Let's see which primarch mommy I get.
>>8996224>Terrataker/PrimarchtakerI kind of want to see the female primarch designs redrawn in Vanripper's drawing style now.I can't draw a decent picture if my life depended on it though.
>>8996416Congrats, you got one of the most abusive girls.
>>8996433How screwed is anon or is there any hope if he is nice to her?Still genuinely hilarious how fate decided to mess with him after he gave such a backstory.
>>8996433I guess not much will change for me as fate would decide. >>8996487>How screwed is anonWell I would need to know how Pert's personality and behavior is in the books. I read somewhere that Pert's behavior is wildly inconsistent, but generally it is very easy to send Pert into a violent rage. That was one of the few things that seemed to stay consistent as far as I know.
>>8996487Very screwed. She’s called a petulant woman child for a reason.
>>8995596She's the best one. Because she knows what you need.
>>8996513Indeed. >>8978871
Hit the gelato papaya, took a sip of the Jose, everything turned red for eight minutes. Woke up in Geneva, oh man, I did it again, didn't I?
>>8965587roll me some chest and thighs to die for
>>8996781>I've been fully consumed by hatred, jealousy and lust>I can't help but get thrown into a violent trance at the slightest hint of criticism or pushback
>>8965587Y'all mfers have no idea how much I want to eat out the primarch mommies. Let's see which one these digits will make me have.
>Caught a broke boy trying to come up on my Amazon package, so I skinned his ass alive.>AAAAAAAAAHHHH
>>8996991Konnie has a delicious mom-butt
>>8965587I am sure Big E give me some nice wife, yes? Please...
>>8997258But i had enough mentally ill women in my life...
>>8997262Roberta isn't mentally illJust autistic
>>8997262Girlyman's one of the most mentally stable Primarchs. Which isn't saying much because the bar is underground, but she has a good head on her shoulders.
>>8997310Until she cheats on you with a knife ear.
>>8997280>>8997310Guys, he got Curze
>>8997280>>8997310Oh, i am actually blind retard and messed with numbers positions, my apologies.But still sucks as this >>8997339 guy said. Damn, now i wish it would be Curze. At least she won't cheat on me with eld*r
>>8990265Well, Morty for sure will suffocate you. Either with love or chems
>>8997509To be fair, she assumed that you were dead. Normals tend to die after 10,000 years.
>>8997501No he didn't he got 58
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>>8998138Etna's tits need to be bigger.
>>8965587rollin'fuck captcha
>>8997339>>8997509The Yvraine and Guilliman brainrot ruins the joke.
