Last Thread >>8980258No Animal Genitalia (Specifically Dogcock Futa), Slob, Inflation, Fart, Grotesque artIf you want that - post somewhere elseNo AIPlease keep the drama/arguing/pedantry to a minimum, and don’t take the bait.
>>9007135>>8990815
>>9007171That's the thread for people who are into dog penises. Read closely, they took the template from here and edited it slightly to try to obfuscate it, but that's specifically why that thread was made. To be clear, this is not a thread for dog penises. Hope that helps you out
>>9007180Revisionist history.
>>9007403It's not though. It takes like 5 seconds to check. It's 100% accurate. This was the last sole thread >>8943254Then a fag (maybe you!) made a new branch here >>8966881 changing the OP to specifically make a Dog penis / AI thread (which died out), while the general continued with >>8967000Then at the end of >>8967000 the AI/dogcock fags tried to split twice, resulting in >>8990719 and >>8979521 while the general continued with >>8980258And then the dogcock specific thread continued with >>8990815 while the general continued with >>9007135And that's where we are now. It's been like a month and change. You might have some memory issues if you can't think back that far.
We're talking DAMES
BROADS
SLAGS
TRAMPS
WOMEN OF ILL REPUTE
struck by a powerful urge to see rose's fat ass in some dolphin shorts
>>9007976Vriska doesn’t get to be a class, just the logo. Nepeta is the engineer. Rose is the Spy. Dave is jarate
>>9007871>Tfw you’ll never be gaslit into getting erect on command
miss lalonde you evil thing
>>9007135Penis is a privilege.
>>9009454Nigga
>>9010433No no, white Jade, as God intended
this is a hall of famer imo
>>9010913I like that they went through the effort to do the poster in the back too
>>9007144Ehat the fuck is that on the leftLooks nasty af
>>9013559blood colored bodily fluids doesn't always look great desu
>>9013675>>9013559It’s fun though :/ even if it doesn’t really make sense (it’s not like human sweat/cum/pussy juice/ etc. are red either). Imagine having a skittles commercial and it’s just a specific line-up of troll girls squirting together
>>9013821It's at least partially canon. Trolls cry tears tinted their blood color.If you want to get technical, all bodily fluids actually are blood, just filtered through various parts of the body. Your blood stream is what carries all the water, proteins, and other additives to their destination.
>>9013559>>9013675To be fair the hand there is pretty scrunched up too, it's not just Nepussy that's causing the issue
Happy Columbus Day bitches
>Aradia if she was troll-ghanaian instead of troll-japanese>>9015161It's thanksgiving though???
>>9015650Lips worth impregnating unf
>>9015650>It's thanksgiving though?Canadian thanksgiving
>>9016285Rose is Quebecois
I wish the Homestuck kink meme was still alive no one ever wrote my request
>>9016451Don’t post AI shit here, thanks.
>>9016525not ai methinks
not ai>>9016527
>>9016525kill yourself, genuinely
>>9016529Okay who drew it then? All the image reverse finders come up empty. Looks a lot like ai shit to me. If you got an artist for it I’ll say I’m wrong but until then it’s slop
>>9016536fawken @ baraagwhy would porn show up on reverse image search
>>9016536i mean i thought it was ai too but it doesnt have any ai-like mistakes that i can see so idk
>>9016536The artist is fawken on Tumblr, he's posted Homestuck shit before. You are the reason why artists are afraid to post anything if you accuse them of AI every fucking time like a retard.
>>9016541>>9016451It's not looking good for him desu. If it isn't AI (it might just be ai assisted desu) he draws so similarly to slop it might as well be indistinguishable from it. >>9016540>baraagso what, is he a pedophile? That's legit the only reason for someone to use that site. >why would porn show up on reverse image searchAre you new here? Here being the internet?
>>9016555> "ai detection software"that shit is so unreliable might as well ask a medium, stop tarding out and admit you were wrong
>>9016555>those ai sites that use ai to detect muh aiHoly shit just kill yourself. Accusing an established artist with over 10+ years of work of Ai is disgusting
>>9016557I >>9016555 am not the initial person, I just gave it a run through to check.
>>9016540>>9016543Fair enough. Fawken did this. >>9016541>but it doesnt have any ai-like mistakes that i can see so idkIt looks almost exactly like default NAI stuff. Especially in terms of the shading and coloring. >>9016559okay be real with me - are you him or what? That's the only way I can understand you being this upset. This isn't a prominent artist. If you look up their name, it shows up 3 times on /aco/ - all of which are this month and most of which are this thread. They're a literal who
>>9016572>It looks almost exactly like default NAI stuff.*I* was personally looking for mixed lines or hand/extremity issues ai have almost 9 times out of 10
>>9016572>okay be real with me - are you him or what? I am not, but I've been a drawfag in Homestuck generals and got the same AI treatment. As an artist it's infuriating and to see someone posting new homestuck art in an already dead fandom is being scared away potentially pisses me off
>>9016579Being over-vigilant is always preferable. That shit needs to be gate-kept or it'll flood in and destroy whatever is left of anything. False Positives (an artist being asked if their stuff is AI) are going to always be preferable to False Negatives (AI shit slipping in or people pretending it's normal). And the artist should always be able to prove that they're not AI - any fear is misplaced.
>>9016587I can see that, I think slop is absolutely slop. I just really didn't see anything AI-esque in that art and I really want to see more. Homestuck are in 2025 by new artists is rare af
It's crazy we live in a world where people are more upset about a person being accused of using AI than them being accused of being a pedophile.>>9016523Kink memes were fun, but the whole ecosystem around them is basically dead. Your best bet right now is to try to latch onto someone's Kinktober - because that at least does have a little lifeblood in it- and try to fit your idea in as a request. But you're running low on time...
>>9016594was that artist a pedophile?
>>9016602If they don't draw pedoshit then I don't really care. Go back to bluesky
>>9016597i mean they>are a trannie>have a baraag account>Seem to be a huge steven universefag, Without caring enough to look for concrete proof the odds are about 9 to 1 it's a yesI deleted my post because I made a line-break error, this>>9016603 is aimed ^>>9016603>then I don't really careYeah that's what I'm saying, The AI accusation caused way more bite back than the pedo one. People don't care about being called pedos
>>9016606No, it's more of there's no proof of them being a pedo nor did they draw it. Unless you are one of those twitterfags that whine about proshipping
>>9016311She's a New Yorker, we know where she lives.
Here, take this.Bye.
>>9017572heyget back here
>>9017572Feet Harley
>>9016981yes but her last name is blatantly french, there's got to be some baguettes in her bloodline somewhere
>>9016984this would be hot as fuck if she had normal sized fat tits and not hentai fetish fat tits
i found this homestuck character generator with a randomize option and it make this nerdy looking vriskai bet she has fat tits and braces.random name generator came up with "adnira dreria"
>>9017819But the whole point if the picture is that they’re Huge.
>>9018150That bitch needs a short skirt that can't hide the big ass she has.
>>9019108 im glad you see the vision desu
>>9019148Now, what would be the personality of "adnira"?A nerdy faggot?
So aradia likes dudes getting dicked apparently
>>9017819But it’s good with the big tits, that’s why the artist (Reiduran) drew them big.
>>9017819>>9019744Big Tiddy Rose is fun, desu Jade should be the flat one
>>9019579nerdy faggot, yes.also a sperg about fashion, more specifically dresses. she wants to be a princess. (hasn't thought past that point or what she'd be the princess of, just enamored with the prospect of power/having servants)
are all god tiers inherently stronger or more resilient than a normal person like would rose or roxy be able to physically overpower someone despite not being melee combat focused classpects
>>9020532where are your tits woman
>>9020532Probably by merit of automatically rocketing to the top of their non-god echeladder.
>>9020532Roxy's fistkind. She could kick your ass even at the bottom of her echeladder
>>9018150if i had to edit her a bit, her dress wouldn't have the atom, she'd have visible braces, and she'd have bulkier glasses that have been visibly broken and taped back up.
kanaya waking up in the middle of the night to her phone buzzing, and opening it to see a grainy, poorly lit video of her wife getting spitroasted in a cheap hotel room
>>9021209>*John turns over in bed*>"What's wrong kanaya?">"Nothing, Just My Wife Having A Good Night."
>>9020340"servants" we both know she wants slavesIs she alone or does she have friends?
>>9021695she "has" friends, really just bossy trolls that try and "befriend" her to get shit. she has taken a liking to a human male that entertains her princess fantasies with dumb roleplays (for shits and giggles)(also we need more de-futa'd xenopav)
>>9021700Oh. Is she a troll with riches and treasures?
>>9021713probably low/middle class. she has a good heart though, despite wanting servants, she's probably just misconstrued and wants friends (but she's also a tad bit lazy, so at times she also wants those hypothetical friends to do stuff for her.)
>>9021731In my country they would say that she is afraid to pick up the shovel.
>>9021760she's okay with manual labor, it's just the small things."servant, ge7 me a cup of wa7er" she says lounging in a bean bag with potato chip crumbs all over one of her many good dresses
>>9021760>she is afraid to pick up the shovel.I know what you are.
>>9021774So what about her lusus?
>>9021785hmmm given she's kinda delusional and into the whole prospect of power and royalty lets say her lusus is a elephant (i just googled "animals tied to royalty" so i didn't really think this through, there's no symbolism with her and elephants, if anyone can think of something better let me know.)also uhhh.. indigoblood, sure (like i said she isn't AFRAID of labor, just occasionally lazy.we could lean more into the aspect of her being stronger than is let on, but she'd still be curvy, not a muscle mommy.)
>>9021807oh yeah, and she broke her horns when she was young, she made shitty new ones out of paper mache
>>9021811Wait, so she can pulverize my pelvis with a sit-down?
>>9021831abso-fucking-lutelysince she is a indigo-blood she does try and keep form, so any excercise she does is really just a means to prevent her from becoming a landwhale, she's perfectly curvy. (got a little belly chub though.)
>>9021842Poor her human friend who has to care with her ovulating.
>>9018150honestly i was kinda hopin a drawfag would draw her, or atleast a aifag could generate some slop. i'll flesh her out more if people got questions.(side note, i found this artist on reddit, you think they draw porn? their user is bugflower99)
>>9021889e-begging is never a good look
>>9021928for sure, i'm a cunt. haha.
>>9021858Source please?
>>9022421@submarichamomi2 the only Homestuck artwork they've done.
>>9018150lets also say she was beforan, and she was born without horns, that's more interesting then any reason i could come up with to why she might have got them broken.she has a bunch of shitty faux horns that she likes to mix and match. (the ones in the pic are by far her favorite.)
>>9017572he's literally me
>>9021842>>9021807Source??
>>9022915kokenaart on rule34
>>9022915>>9022987It’s ai shit lmao are you blindCompletely worthless trash
>>9022987As long as they’re not trying to sell that shit with a patreon etc.
>>9023163yeah i didn't notice it was ai shit. ai stuff is gay but they do draw actual art too, lesser of two evils i suppose. they don't sell it either.
>>9024772He can’t even get erect This is straight-up and plainly too many bitches for Tavros to handle
>>9025331Lil bro thinks tavros can't handle bad bitches
>>9025331equius made him a robo-dickeven then, everyone and their lusus knows tavros is hip with the ladies
>>9025331he's got fingers and a mouth
>>9025847this pic would be exponentially better if karkat was replaced with gamzee
>>9026519i like the cut of your jib kid
>>9025847Is tavros… a lesbian?
>>9026519>karkat was replaced with gamzee>*loud ass incorrect buzz*
>>9026596 you can just say you disagree instead of using retarded twitter and discord maymays. it's okay, i understand that not everyone can parse the absolute alpha and omega of homestuck shipping that is insane clown pussy. karfag works much better with strider
embarrassing to just say those words out loud like that
>>9026669idc about any of thatsick ass gif tho
>>9026673why thank you, i made it myself.
>>9026691this is also a very funny giftruly making me smile here anon
>>9026692anytime broskiokay i should go back to posting porn before the jannies reign down hell
Let’s all love NepEri
>>9026847
>>9026848
>>9026849
>>9026852
>>9026847>>9026848>>9026854>>9026852>>9026849Oh my God, BreedingDuties…
>>9026874I'm just here because it's what I got paid for.
>>9026696why would john do that to him
>>9027222karkat ate his gushers
>>9026950really weird that you have to make it explicitly clear every single time you post now that you hate homestuck and only do it because you're paid todo your shitty ocs not bring in enough business to keep the lights on
>>9027588Fuck off ai faggotNo one wants your scat
>>9027811I like him better than BD's melted wax nightmare creatures.
>>9027699Lol. Most of my comms have been OCs or other people's OCs now, thankfully. I think people are more interested in amazon milfs that anything attached to Homestuck at this point, but there's always a few people filled with determination that one day John might impregnate Vriska. I don't have the heart to turn them down.
>>9027828Thoughts on the pilot?
>>9027845It wasn't horrible and looked and sounded decent enough, even if it had problems. But I don't see how anyone who wasn't already into Homestuck would give a shit. If you're not familiar with any of it, it's mostly a lot of visuals with no context and nothing particularly compelling.
>>9027588it looks like she's melting. Should've put it down instead of posting it
>>9027828ohmygawd breeding duties hiiiiiiii <3
Gotta love prospitcest
>>9029923this is human propaganda, trolls are built for anal sex.
>>9018150I love her so much.
>>9029997Make her naked
>>9030090Not my drawing, and sadly, the artist doesn't do smut.
>>9029976Oh yeah? Prove it
>>9030311
>>9030183Oh really? And what is this?
>>9030507Or this
>>9030509
>>9030510Is that el chavo
>>9030519Nah, that guy is "fat bitches fucker" and he is wearing an ushanka
>>9030530>that guy is "fat bitches fucker" and he is wearing an ushankaDude is literally mean
>>9030533*me
>>9030537
>>9019746Source?
>>9030639I found it on this thread on /co/ https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/150861023/#150864975It was a catbox file upload, OP appears to be anonymous.
Happy funny numbers day everyone
>>9030884that is a too big roxy
>>9030311Yanking them handlebars all the way up, so it's sex (my balls inside her panties) with her tongue up to my butt
>>9030884Did anything even happen? Idk 10/25 gets overshadowed by 4/13 in the best of years
>>9032197sahcon happened
>>9032830Did anything come from that
>>9032926Hiveswap Act 3 soon and real.
>>9032937For real? I look forward to Joey getting dicked by more aliens
>>9032937i haven't even played act two. zero interest in running back and forth across the same three train cars talking to boring troll OCs
>>9033000>checkedAmen to that>>9033016some of the troll OCs are fun troll OCs. Overall I'd say the the Friendsims are a cut above your average mspfa
>>9033027>A cut above your average mspfaWow, what a high bar for an actual game with an actual budget that started development 12 years ago to clear.
>>9033473I mean like... Friendsim came out like half a year after the actual Hiveswap did. There wasn't a huge dev time for it if you're gonna go poke at that.
>>9033492I was more commenting on the entire hiveswap project as a whole. Nothing they've done has been very labor intensive, it's been 2 chapters of a point and click adventure and 2 visual novels, neither are voiced. the fact that that's all they've produced in 12 years speaks of extremely incompetent time management. consider that the troll call they did for the friendsims was meant to be 'characters that would play prominent rolls in hiveswap ch2', but just in the process of all of friendsim coming out the plans for ch2 changed so much that only like, half of the troll call actually showed up in it.
>>9033473A multi-million dollar budget too
>>9034192
>Captcha: JWPORN
>>9034192>>9034193Though she does work both ways, I tend to prefer my Aradia’s on the slimmer, flatter, ghost-girl side of things. Though honestly that’s how I see all the trolls in my head (all of them except Meulin actually? She’s meaty). Some of it’s probably just from how angular everyone looks in Hero Mode, but I think it fits personally Aradia really well.
>>9036699this but terezi also has to be a bbw i cant see it any other way
>>9036784She doesn't have to be, but like it works for her more than most. Terezi has to be short though - tall Terezi is incomprehensible
>>9037796tall lanky terezi isn't real she can't hurt you
>>9038157>>9037796Slenderezi coming up from behind your windows and scaring you whenever you try to jork it
>>9038183Like that tall Japanese ghost womanJust licking the window and pressing her tits against it cackling as you fear jerk it
What is this beast that stands before me?
>>9038299Heythat's illegal
>>9038289>>9036699Okok hear me out Aradia is chubby when she's alive and she's slimmer/skinny when she's dead/a ghost
>>9038347So when she godtiers, like instants before fighting Jack, she just suddenly gains 70 pounds of tits, ass, thighs, and belly? And what about Aradiabot - obviously heavy because of the metal, but is she big based on her alive form, slim based on her ghost form, or do you get a full variety based on what the equius of that specific timeline was horny about
>>9038308Need to impregnate that terezi
>>9038289there i̶s̶ ̶o̶n̶e̶ are two possible versions of terezi
Personally I'm a fatrezi lover
>>9038919I would gladly take karkats place!!
>>9038919Bro you’re turned on by beanbag chairsGet some meds
>>9039290NoI think I'll stay mentally illI'm happier that way
>>9039294based department called they said your claim has been approved
>>9039301They know that men long for teasing alien girl with tummy
found this newtypehero piece that I'd never seen before, it had blacked autism smeared on it but I colored over and detailed it to the best of my abilitysomeday some god will grace us with a mega file of all that was lost
>>9039500I feel like I've seen that before, but if I'm being honest a lot of NTH's nepeta drawings look pretty similar so i'm probably just mixing it up with another one
>>9039512very possible I'VE just never seen it, I can't be the only loser who's scoured the web for remnants
>>9007135This looks like something an inflation fag would like.
>>9039836I can’t say I get the link between anal beads and inflationIs it just the “pop” sound effect
>>9040459Thicc nep is a good nep
>>9040371They like things in the butt I figured.
>>9044271That's hot as fuck damn
>Captcha: TJN0W
>>9047553Maybe we stray too far from the light sometimes
>>9047867>>9047553Just don't think about where the milk comes from
so did roach actually quit or was he firedsurely there's some gossip
caliborn undies send post
>>9049243The timing was a little suspicious. It honestly could be a bit of both - roach quitting before it gets to the point of him getting fired looks better for both him and hussie's neo-WP that's trying to become the fandom management
>>9049276But what if you did masturbateWhat if single moms in your area were masturbating right now???
>>9045398oh my a blowjob from Meenah, you know she’s not gonna be nice about it or gentlemen
terezi would give the best head out of the beat-trolls, with her long tongue she could early lap of every inch of your cock, since she mostly gets her senses by licking things she will most likely be overstimulated and lose herself in the act, then when you’re about to finish she’ll want it in her mouth she’ll think>”0h fresh 6rub s4uce!”and kindly swallow as much as she can and will most likely ask for a round two or just keep going no breaks.
now if you want a blowjob of a lifetime Tamma is your girl, since she is a low blood she does not have any fangs/sharp teeth, and she is a “maid” of time who is in servitude of Doc S & LE, so she probably “took care” all their needs.Plus she has the asian thing going on with her, so I would expect that kind of blowjob you would see in JAV.
>>9050212caliborn would be disappointed in youisnt that enough of an incentive?
>>9045398>>9050233A bit from Meenah would be insane!! Id imagine she'd do a bunch of dirty talk >>9050235I absolutely love this!!! I can absolutely see tz swelling the cum around in her mouth like it's mouthwash >>9050236Oooh I Def can see damara giving the cock shes sucking a nice sensual BJ!
>>9050236>so I would expect that kind of blowjob you would see in JAVPixelated?
Now imagine this devastating duo, Aranea might be up there with Damara as in since she knows a lot about troll-culture and being dead in the dream bubbles for so long she probably picked up some killer head game skills, loud sloppy deep throats, loves to swallow, meanwhile Terezi is eagerly waiting for her turn, both of these trolls sluts will turn your balls into raisins when they’re done with you.
>>9027828please more hot dancestor girls, 3-D Gooner artist.
Troll freckles confirmed
you think rose fucks nasty style or you think she lays there like a dead fish
>>9051345Dead fish for men, freak style for women
>>9051345The balls are going in her mouth. From the top.
>>9051345Dead fish for Kanaya and absolutely wild for everybody else
next makeship plush pair is allegedly rose and kanaya so be ready for the remnants of the fandom to be even more insufferable than usual
>>9051998anonif you haven't gotten over the fact that they're dykes at this point you might need to get your head slammed in a fridge door a couple more times
>>9052039what are you talking about dudewhat do you think I'M talking about
the first person to post a picture of the rose plush and the john plush sitting next to each other is going to get lynched
Actually all of them have huge wobbly meaty head-sized breasts. Every single homestuck character. Yes even that one.Especially Doc Scratch
>>9052381I could be the first person in the whole world to commission doc scratch with big bara tits
>>9052624are you willing to make history
>>9052624Isn't not being bara like the defining trait of his design
anyone still have a copy of that in-progress homestuck strip poker game from like 8 years ago? I don't think the dev (@hs-strip-poker on tumblr) ever put it on github before removing the download link
>>9053067thats a thing? like a text based game?
>>9053252I don't know most of the specifics. It apparently used to be linked at the start of the homesmut aco threads (back then, in like 2016-2018), the dev went by Strip Poker Anon on here, and the tumblr account has barely anything on it any more. There were apparently some visuals and text for a character or two. Someone else I know is looking for it (it's currently lost media, the tumblr nsfw purge killed the download page), and since it used to be advertised on here I figured I'd ask if anyone had a copy of the WIP code still. Already checked the internet archive, no dice.
some of those alleged new merch mockups are nice, i like the notebooks and the cairo bathrobefunny that roach was in charge of this franchise for several years and was always on twitter hyping up the merchandise he wanted to make and somehow accomplished literally nothingremember the soundtrack vinyls? no one else does lmao
>>9053388oh wow ok?i thought it was gonna be like that karkat game where you did favors for people and got sex in return (yk that one text based game)thats another whole concept, deffo share if you find said game >:0
>>9053465can you share that karkat game you're saying btw? That sounds really interesting and hot
>>9053676i remember someone posting it here or smth, but i lost track of itwill do if i find it, wager some knows what i mean tho
>>9007135has xclipse been using ai?
>>9054420I hope not, that would be embarrassing for them
>>9054747maybe they're not easily embarrassed
>>9053716did you find it yet?
>>9055900nope, cant even trace it using desuarchive which is weird as fuckive gotten father by lookin ginto the strip poker game than the karkat text adventure, which is kinda crazy ngl
>>9055941UPDATE: found it thru a friend and some tumblr shenaniganshttps://www.mediafire.com/file/ba21m2om71q71p3/Karkat_Quest_0.1.4a.rar link to the gamehttps://www.tumblr.com/geistygeist tumblr i found it on
preordering the rose makeship plushforreasons
