Shortstack General #250"It's Cold Outside" EditionPrevious Thread: >>9090072-THREAD GUIDELINES->No futa>No gays, but lesbians are okay>No racebaiting>No gas or onara>No drama>No AI 'art'>No weird shit that's too 'out there'Post pics, stories, whatever you got that involves pocket-sized sex bombs, just be excellent to each other.If you're an artist who draws shortstacks, what are you working on right now? Share what you're making!Fairly recentish shortstack VN:>https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/819465Fanfics for nerds who read someone "recently" updatedThe New Demon Lord patron reward>https://www.hentai-foundry.com/stories/user/luffy316/49230/The-New-Demon-Lord-patron-rewardThe Ratcatchers>https://www.hentai-foundry.com/stories/user/luffy316/54100/The-RatcatchersSamina Cass:>https://pastebin.com/xykRRUs3Warcraft Goblin Story:>https://pastebin.com/rDMbJrAPBooru>https://shorty.booru.org/Thread question: What's the best way to warm up with a shortstack?
>>9112443grabbed like a bowling ball
Hello /ssg/. Our first game of Winter divegrass/foot ball is going to be played in about 40 minutes vs /cm/. Can the short goblin handle the tiny anime boys? https://pastebin.com/7yXYbFqn
>>9112433If anyone here is taking requests: https://postimg.cc/ftkyQb80
>>9112475
>>9112433>Christmas themed op for a thread starting in late Jan that will likely last till late FebRetard. Could have picked any other freshly made artwork from the previous thread.
>>9112490probably wouldn't actually pop off the finger
>>9112493it felt too early for valentines and there is a shocking lack of non Christmas winter themed shortstack art
>>9112454sex
>>9112493It's not that deep, bro.
Does anybody remember an artist who drew purple skinned shortstacks who had bull horns?
>>9112584more grey then purple but is this it?
>>9112479It was a good day for the Gobbo. Her strength was better than all of /cm/ and we won. Our next game is Friday at about 12:40 EST when we are playing against /m/. Big rematch from the last cup and hopefully works in our favor this time
>>9112602No, they were more muscular, had bigger noses and had straight long horns
>>9112500>can't guess where my birthday candle issoplame la vela
>>9112584I was gonna say huffslove, but then you said >>9112671>muscular, had bigger noses and had straight long hornsand I have no idea who that could be
>>9112488Nobody's opening that dolphin porn link.>>9112621Hell yeah.
>>9112813You don't need to try and sabotage a simple photo hosting site.
>>9112454this artist would draw really nice deadlock ivys
Gobutt
There's something so hot about a small adult with adult desires. That's what does it for me.Does anyone in this thread ever fuck with fantasy races like LoTR hobbits? They're less midget coded and more shrunken-human coded, but the size difference dynamic is still hot to me.
Mary Dahl is a canonical size queen
>>9113311Week long, non-stop, back breaking, leg lock, on every single piece of furniture in the house
>>9113397If you got the equipment to satisfy her she'll gladly oblige
>>91134916 inches and hips with a lot of heart take it or leave it
camping with multiple shortstacks during a snowstorm, huddling together for warmth
>>9114078love me a good workout Poppy pic
>>9114236Sweaty Yordle sex
Shortstacks + giant dick is a perfect match
>>9114033How nice am I going to have to be to find that under my tree next Christmas?
I hate how ugly bastard rape goblins pollute my search results whenever I look up goblins. What's really wrong is that almost everyone has the rape goblin concept completely wrong. If there was a single-sex race of midgets that needed to rape other species, they would 100% be an all-female race for efficiency. If a male goblin colony kidnaps 30 human women, their growth will be linear. They're stuck with 30 women no matter how many male goblins they add, until they kidnap more women. Human women are also frail, and neglect by their captors and the strain of repeated childbirth will quickly kill them. So male goblins are forced to kidnap more women else their population growth will plummet. If a female goblin colony kidnaps 30 men, their growth is exponential. Each generation of female goblins adds new wombs to the kidnapped mens' quota. Human men are also tougher than human women, and the burden of childbirth falls on the female goblins rather than the captive men. So capturing males not only allows exponential growth of female goblin colonies, but captive males survive for longer while enduring far less stress than captive femalesAlso consider:>Male goblin colonies have to wait for captive females to finish gestating, female goblin colonies only have to wait for their partners' refractory periods>Female goblins can have shorter gestation periods because they're evolved to give birth to goblins, while male goblins are forcing entirely different species to give birth to goblins>Female goblins would evolve more pronounced sex characteristics than human women to accommodate the higher reproductive and nurturing demands (read: big boobs, hips, and ass)>There's actual biological incentive for female goblins to be attractive because ejaculation is facilitated by arousal>I want to be passed around by female goblins
>>9115099Female rapegoblins (or really any species that's both semi intelligent and has an entirely parasitic reproduction method that isn't lethal) wouldn't remain rapey for long since they'd likely end up self-domesticating in short order. Seriously, what's the better option, live in a separate, hostile, parallel society that requires them to overpower a stronger, larger creature in order to mate and reproduce, or to integrate with said society and regularly receive mates as part of contributing to said society, as well as gaining additional security due to the fact that what was once a larger, stronger, hostile species is now firmly aligned with you.
>>9115099>>9115458Thats why I like a middle ground situation. Female births are 1 in 20 or so and the males are infertile.
there's a bunch of yordle cheesecake in the tf2g thread on vg rn if you hurry
>>9115544If you wanna go full kink though, you can also do an 'ultimate parasite' style of reproduction, where any female babies gobbo girls have are also goblins, but the males match their father's species/race.
>>9115099Or goblins are only female because male goblins make more male goblins and female goblins make more female goblins, but since unsustainable numbers on the male goblin popultion they've gone (functionally) extinct.
