"Bug is for fug" Edition.>Rules:Limited Futa (No humanoid phallus) or AI, just don't spam it.No aliens at level 2 or below, refer to the chart in the link. (Replace when needed).>https://files.catbox.moe/wc5qz4.jpegPlease keep the drama/arguing/pedantry to a minimum, and don’t take the bait.>NSFW:A to Z (Ch.19): https://archiveofourown.org/works/21549082/chapters/51370957Beyond the Hunger (Ch.3): https://archiveofourown.org/works/59990275/chapters/186267101Broken Sanctuary (Ch.13): https://archiveofourown.org/works/57275167/chapters/149729158Bug in the Stars (Ch. 20): https://archiveofourown.org/works/36819391/chapters/169465957The Elith Constructs (NEW): https://drive.google.com/file/d/1te8IjM1LqIPXTTKfaUN2Bc4hTEEhBbk_/viewHot & Cold (Sequel to Surrender, Surrender) (Ch.31 NEW): https://archiveofourown.org/works/73030501/chapters/207916371Silver Linings (Ch.5): https://archiveofourown.org/works/62347525/chapters/170860429Surrender, Surrender (Fin): https://archiveofourown.org/works/63246061/chapters/161999023The Taste of Cinnamon (Ch.10): https://archiveofourown.org/works/62874544/chapters/200078816Viper Nights & French Fries (Ch.15 NEW): https://archiveofourown.org/works/39895998/chapters/204173116>SFW:The Howler from the Void (Ch.32): https://archiveofourown.org/works/61103611/chapters/205839366>Old bin: https://docs.google.com/document/d/11ZTFvrLMY1OnNzxhU0p2UhL1wYmRgOoAjmOzkq8z_gQ/edit?usp=sharing>Ded Game: http://teraurge.blogspot.com/?zx=e9ef98831783e9e6>Pinwheel: https://snekguy.com/stories/pinwheel/>Enemy Quest: https://questden.org/kusaba/questarch/res/574310.html>Enemy Quest - The War: https://questden.org/kusaba/quest/res/1080085.html>Thread Archive: https://desuarchive.org/aco/search/subject/xeno/type/op/>Previous thread: >>9104811
Largely restored OP to original format, trimmed out years old stories added and restored stories removed for no reason.That said, someone read through this batch to see if they actually qualify as xenophilic or xeno-centered at all.Blindsight: https://archive.org/details/PeterWattsBlindsightChild of a Wandering Star: https://derinstories.com/2024/09/04/1-rotting-rhizomes/Fellow Tetrapod: https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/59198/fellow-tetrapod-speculative-evolution-office-politicsRunaway to the Stars: https://www.runawaytothestars.com/comic/rtts-page-1-and-2/Project Hail Mary: https://archive.org/details/project-mary-hail/mode/2upTerra Firma: https://www.trrafrma.com/Might need to separate OP into two posts if half of it is legit.Also, what would you all say is the ideal for keeping stories in OP? I'm for six month for unfinished stories (light the fire under their ass!) and 12 months for finished, but again hitting post limit.
>>9125656Yautja women with that African tribal long extendo neck ring things is pretty cool.
snek
>>9125649>Project Hail Marythis is more just sci-fi than anything specifically xenolike it's a dude working with an alien to save both their planets, but that's about it. the ayy is made of rocks and they quickly work out communication, so it's kind of like an episode of star trek
>>9125656she kinda cute>>9125691she cute!
kig-yar roommate who steals your food
>>9125651Seems like the Sentinel had enough of him (inadvertently) scaring the drones and decided to teach him a lesson or two.
>>9125759It just didn't quite go the way he'd intended it to.
>>9125760>she'd intended it to.Feck.
You don't need to bake on page 8 lol
>>9125740spritz her with a spray bottle for not at least warming up the fried chicken
I heard some of (You) like big women...
>>9126222dead space really did have a lovecraftian ending, huh
>>9125908And another spritz for leaving the door open and defrosting the refrigerator.
AVRG JOE
>>9126286>No aliens at level 2 or below, refer to the chart in the link. (Replace when needed).>https://files.catbox.moe/wc5qz4.jpeg (embed)
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/pWUYoXxZu8U?feature=share
>>9126288The chart excludes bestiality too. No snail rape here.
I feel like so many aliens are designed like poorly done extinct animal drawings. Limbs held at odd angles that would never function, strange muscle layouts, too tight to the bones, etc.
>>9126304?who mentioned anything about that? the chart technically doesnt exclude it, but /aco/ rules do. im not sure what youre going on about
>>9126307That's mostly done in the pursuit of making something "alien." That and some artists not being familiar with non-human anatomy. Is there something present making you think about this?>>9126309It's best to ignore them.
>>9126313>Is there something present making you think about this?No, I was just looking at my birrin folder and thinking I'd rather complain than post xenos images.
>>9126322I've heard the birrin mentioned before with those criticisms. And while it hold some weight, I bet nostalgia is why stuff like shrink-wrapped anatomy is a style of it's own at this point. Honestly, I'd like to see your pic done to alien designs, too. That would be a fun trend.
>>9126339i think birrin look good, theyre not as bad as that meme makes it seem
>>9126339also that image complains both about "earthy subdued colors" and "blood must be green or something" / "bioluminescence"like make up your mind, do you like bright colors or not??
>>9126341>>9126342I think they look good, too. Whatever odd quirks they do have, might actually make them more memorable in the end. If you adhere too much to reality, you'll get a design that most people find boring like picrel. The meme itself is so catch all, it's probably making fun of the people who strawman those type of design choices in the first place.
>>9126353i dont find your picrel boring, i love them a lot too love their big angular heads, slender body, and grabby feet <3
>>9126359Those noodles got their charms, they just might not stand out as much as some wilder spec evo designs (subjective, really.) Certainly not knocking on them too much either. Just thinking about what makes a design work or eye catching, so I get a tad more critical.
>>9126430out of curiosity i want to see which xeno (or spec evo) designs you like a lot. and no thats not me looking to rip into you or anything, im actually curious
>>9126433Outside of the ones I post (which I still like) I've also grown fond of the birgs from Iguanodon't and some of the designs (gas giants, flyers, rads) from Cree8ball's series>https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLLnFI2QSCj7Etyf-Eyar9IhN2RRH_X0PBThe birgs have a great fusion of traits from invertebrates and non-inverts while having this believable anatomy that's complimented by a lot of good visual worldbuilding. The ayys from the garden have a lot of the same appeal while going in even wilder directions. While LL's ayys fit my taste, too, they just need more material to build them up. Which isn't too bad. That and they need to upload their other worldbuilding to their site already.
>>9126445Forgot picrel
>>9125657I wonder she's faking the pleasure just to make him happy since salarian can't feel in sex
>>9126466If we go by canon, that's the likeliest answer. Realistic, after reading so many biology fun-facts, recreational sex could be a rare treat. All depends on how sensetive their parts are.
>>9126322That image is stupid because stage 2 is exactly what a crocodile/alligator looks like
>>9126571Nta, but that's the facinating thing about paleo art, I don't think it's ever going to be an exact science. I forgot the details, but while there's signs to tell how some parts of how a fossil might've looked while alive, there'll always to be other sometimes untracable details. Without a straight up time machine, we can only work wth what we've got.
>>9126557There are even other species on Earth (besides human beings) that engage in reproductive behavior recreationally.
>>9126597Definitely true. Kind of funny how some of the species into that, tend to share a some of our best and worst traits as well. Make you think about what we'll share in common with some alien from space.
>>9126597Yeah but we are few species who enjoy sex while rest of the other species just see it as a chore
>>9126309nta but last thread there was some weirdo that wanted to fuck animals and posted pics of a sea snail and his desire to have it crawl on his cock o algo
>>9126342What's nuance?
>>9126746i know what it was trying to say. you can have some color without going full blown sparkledog, but im just saying those two points contradicted itself. even on earth we have animals with strange blood colors.
Thoughts on Biblaridion's alien biosphere series? They recently made sentient aliens.
>>9127245I have none since you have not attached an image of them
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>>9127245They look like the Boghogs on NowWhat.
I like more alien xenos despite liking humans still because humanoid aliens of different colors or even anthros trigger my Uncanny valley senses too much. Doesn't help they do make them basically parasites in the lore sometimes.
>>9128014neurolictors and norn emissary are my favorite nids
Boring.
who is /xeno/'s human mascot? who is the definitive seducer of aliens?
>>9128435I dunno if we have one but boy is this the figurehead of the (last) year>but he's not hu-He's not ayy either
>>9128435Uh, Anon?
>>9128485If he isn't human and isn't an ayy then he's fucking nothing. Just like that shit movie that constantly being shilled.
>>9128435The Bradster. >Jackpot
happy valentines xeno. actually managed to get off my ass and make a velt pic for the holiday.
>>9128792great pic, thank you
>>9126307Honestly makes me think a short story idea where millions of years in the future an alien race finds fossilized remains of humans and try to reconstruct what humans would look like and they're so comidically incorrect and make some horrific red skull like creature.
>>9126339Ngl I think this is excessive slander against the birrin, or people actually trying to bother making truly alien creatures.
>>9125645Since when is A to Z NSFW? There is occasional violence and vague mentions of sex, but the actual fucking happens in separate uploads.
>>9128435Someone like Zapp but more based
>>9128936Like Captain Kirk?
>>9128435Captain kirk and jack harkness
>>9127692I wonder if does she know what clothes are.
>>9128792belated hell yeah
>>9128435An ODST. They're the apex of human daring and bravado in their universe without being superhuman (the Spartans) with helmets to preserve anonymity, so they can act as stand-ins for the average /xeno/ anon or at least represent an ideal to strive for in terms of character, physical fitness, and combat prowess. To me, ODSTs would deep tongue kiss a xeno just as willingly as kill them.
>>9129089at least we have district 9 (hamfisted apartheid analogy) and elysium (hamfisted mass immigration analogy)
>>9129113Actually Elysium is a hamfisted healthcare analogy, and it is worse than District 9 in every way because whoever forced that analogy to be the main purpose of the movie clearly didn't pay any attention to the state of the world in it
>>9128936Say no more
>>9129203riker has a human wife. he is based, but no xenofucker.
>>9129052>>9127692We have socialized this xenomorph into wearing clothes. Unfortunately at some point in her training she misunderstood what clothing was. That is why her cell is bare of curtains, rugs, duvets, and any other fabric.
>>9129209He is more like a guy who fuck anything with a hole
>>9129113Honestly I would like to see more sci-fi media where the ayyliums are legitimately benevolent and want to help Humans
>>9129285>AYYS had mandatory military service>After world peace they never revoked it>Military turned into a peace-keeping and disaster relief force instead
>>9129285Unfortunately if that concept was made today it would somehow be twisted into a pro-immigration soapbox piece
>>9129285>>9129345Funny enough I'm working on such a setting and it would probably be called pro-colonialist and fascist by the people writing today's slop alien content, just cause the multi-species genuinely outgoing altruist space federation by necessity has to acknowledge the superiority of their framework and the inferiority of younger species who'd just waste thousands of years and billions of lives getting to their level. Suffice to say the prime directive would be seen as toilet paper. And it'll still treat that idea better then that new abomination of a Trek show.
>>9129389Sound like faggot shit like the Culture series.
>>9129389I too enjoy bearing the blue man's burden and making sure my inferiors know they will be indebted to my kind for saving them. But first, I must educate them about the one, true God. Yakub.
>>9129389Sounds based, because it shits on faggots who enjoy HFY reddit shit.
Most recent Oglaf strip, as of this post ^_^
>>9129461Its been so long I had forgotten about that apprentice wizard myself.Last thing I recall he was sending little 'Cum Golems" out to try to bring help back ^_^
>>9129460This is why you got to work your way up by micro-dosing her venom until you're immune. That way you can enjoy your sexy venomous monster gf without dying a painful death.
>>9129517No. I choose to die chasing a dream.
>>9128435Any created Shepard from Mass Effect. Can befriend/bang most aliens but batarians fuck'em. Cool weapons, abilities, and technology in the universe settings.
>>9129600Because Rule 34: "If it exists, there IS Porn of it....NO EXCEPTIONS!!" ^_^
>>9129600>Any created Shepardlol noJust Default Male Shepard. Custom malesheps look silly and Femshep is borderline fanfic tier.
>>9129461There's a main plot? I thought that shit got dropped like a decade ago. Last I remember, the main character had his dick teleported off and hidden behind a dusty cabinet or something, and even that page of the comic was ancient history by the time I found Oglaf.
>>9129620femshep is as valid as maleshep, hale does a great performance and it's the only non-gay way to get garrus
>>9129600I wanna fuck Samara so bad.
>>9129640Its funny, but I've only played a FemShep, and then only a 'Lesbian' FemShep (I can get it on with any of the hot chicks, without feeling 'Gay' by pursuing a male romance subject....not very progressive of me, I know 9_9)I swear, though: I have never seen so many Fangirls get so hot and bothered over a character in a game as I have seen for Garrus, and he's has quite the 'Alien' look (at least the asari are mostly human except for the head 'tentacles'..or whatever they are ^_^)I'm certain a lot of it has to do with personality, though. I've said it elsewhere: I can imagine Garrus has the same feel for a Male Shep as a FemShep that doesn't romance him: The strongest 'Bromance' this side of Crocket and Tubbs.....did I mention I'm old? ^_^
>>9129636Yeah he had to find his dick so he could have sex with the BDSM queen.He failed and so he sucks his own dick lolThe latest strip with him had him attending a party and being poisoned by a diplomat so Oglaf would suck his cock. He refuses or the antidote was also poison so he ends up in a coma.He's been left like that forever.
>>9129640>femshep is as valid as maleshepShe isn't.>hale does a great performanceShe doesn't.>it's the only non-gay way to get garrusThat is gay.0's across the board, as expect from Femshep delusionists.
>>9129605might be the first Batarian woman I see, they are quite ignored
>>9129942Not by me. I always aim for them first.
>>9129926>no uno u
>>9128435For me it's got to be Helldivers. Absolutely fearless against insurmountable odds and will courageously stand against any galactic threat be it alien, bug or tyrannical murder machines for our beloved Super Earth.
>>9130116>MUH HECKIN DEMOCRACY>MUH HECKIN SUPER ERFFHelldiver 2 fans are the most obnoxious faggots in existence. Your annoying HYF Starship Troopers satire have nothing to do with /xeno/. At least post some bug or squid bitches while posting gay embarrassing shit like this.Not even the Avatar or 40K fags are as annoying as this.
>>9130121Your impotent seething is more proof that Helldivers are truly based. Now if you'll excuse me I jave some socialist cyborg insurrectionists to put down.
>>9130121Man you are one pissed off gamer, I prefer hfy over anti humanity so I think he should stay lol, lesser of two evils
>>9130135His seething doesn't even make any sense considering helldivers most certainly has xeno related stuff in it, it's just portrayed that our way of life is far superior to them.
>>9129421Did yakub finally get tired at the white race and tried to create new races instead
Would you a posthuman?
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>>9130149>Still going on about the dudes and not cute aayyysAlright you're pushing your luck mister
>>9130163Go piss up a rope.
>>9130242No u
>>9130135that veil is really unfortunately placed, it makes her look obese from the thumbnail
>>9130164>>9130165>>9130166Hell no. They aren't aliens, they're weirdos with a body modification fetish.>hat pinsAs expected.
>>9130164NGL how nuts would if be if you were hypothetically an immortal human (due to advanced technology or just bizarre genetics), and after millions of years of isolation you see that human race has evolved into so many different species across the universe because universal human civilization collapsed on such a level that isolated countless worlds for so long they evolved into many different beings that only now just re-discovering each other. And how weird and mindfucky would it be to be in a relationship with one of them?
>>9130121The problem with Helldivers in my personal opinion is that it is so obnoxiously satirical and dumb (like seriously the creators of the game have gotten so hamfisted with it, it’s legitimate cornball shit). I used to enjoy it back when it was new but its grown stale fast, same with the fandom its garnered. The majority of both sides of the fan are so dumb and obnoxious, one one side you have the "Grah! For Democracy! Kill those fucking alien fascist bastards!!!", that is basically just 40k's "Purge the Xenos Scum" but Lib-Right coded, and far lamer. And then you have the typical annoyed "media literate" misanthrope dipshits who fawn about how it's an amazing satire of how much Western civilization, capitalism, and humans suck and that "it's supposed to be making fun of you chud". I've frankly never seen such a polarized fandom for a sci-fi video game who's both sides of the spectrum are so obnoxious. But at least it has bug pussy
>>9130383And on that note, One major reason why I dislike the Federation of Super Earth is that compared to other “Fanatic Xenophobe + Militarist” human civilizations, their reasoning and motives for why they hate aliens and are so hellbent on conquest is lame. Its just corposhit, everything you do in that game is basically to enrich Space Wall Street and the Megacorps further, its the same reason why the RDA in the Avatar movies are frankly so lame and unlikable as a faction (not the individuals that work for RDA tho, Quarich was pretty cool). At least with the Imperium of Man there is a long rooted history and decent reason why they’re such xenophobes, and why they’re such a brutal empire, even if the tourist fans who only know 40k through youtube just quote xenophobe one liners and think they power armored space men are based.What I'm trying to say is that Helldivers is a fun game, but as a setting and fandom it really is pretty lame and annoying (Lots of good art tho). Like, It has the totally original Federation of Super Earth (not based on Verhoeven's fanfic movie of the book at all), the Originalinids, very different from Tyranids, Gylphids, or any other space bug. The Illuminate are a Protos-like but squid, and the Automations while being the most unique faction in terms of concept, design, and narrative are ultimately just Skynet but with communist aesthetics.Btw, what race of "neverending hivemind swarm" of space bugs is your favorite?
>>9126309There used to be some space babes threads so it was used to help differentiate and minimize cross contaminants
>>9130331That would just be more of her to love>>9130383I kinda like the idea of instead of being federation nice guys humanity is just like, awful and aliens vibe with that. Or at least it's funny to me
>>9130565Both the ayys and earthlings are exploiting each other where they can, only raising objections if its profitable for them to do so.It makes dating much more straight-forward since you can negotiate how much someone's body and time is worth to them.
>>9130569That particular ayyy is a wagie on super earth I think, but that sounds fun for other Ayy's>I have here 10 billion earth dollars, cold fusion technology, and mineral rights on mars>In exchange I humbly demand one date, at a nice restaurant, where we can chat and I can listen to you yap>[spoiler]and handholding on the way home, full contact no protection, and you use one both hands[/spoiler]
>>9130578shit i'd do for a box of crackerjacks and i don't even like them
>>9130565>humanity is awfulBro the other side are legitimate monsters that do abominable things to civilians the satire and media literacy retardation falls out the window if you advocate for people you know for day to day life being grinded into blenders or turned into fleshbag monstrosities.
>>9130649I cannot read your sentence. Please take a second of non-angry silence to make it legible.
>>9130657>dude just let your baby cousins and grandparents get violently murdered by car sized bugs and killer robots with chainsaws for hands humanity is so awful lmaoCurb your dissociating retardation there champ.
>>9130659So, the governing powers are allowed to devalue human life as long as the enemy they fight is even worse than them? Why would they ever defeat the enemy if it mean the ones they govern would ask themselves "Could life be better?"
>>9130664Super Earth government isn't perfect, NO government in the history of the world is but the alternative on the other side is complete annihilation from monsters that feel neither pity nor mercy so to anyone trying to advocate for the monsters because Super Earth is too chud coded and icky nationalism supremacy is a genuine retard.
>>9130649Super Earth purposefully instigates conflicts with other factions and self-sabotages to continuously stage conflicts with the bugs. Anything the enemy factions do is a direct result of seeing all of Super Earth's people as no longer human enough for any form of mercy.
>>9130383Space prawn.
>>9130684Since Super Earth does in fact eat bugs do you think they taste like lobster or shrimp?
>>9130687I'm a sucker for this stupid bug. Love the "enemy alien turned ally" trope.
>>9130687Probably more like crab.
>>9130705Why not Zoidberg?
>>9130659Collective of Cyberstan are infintely more xenophilic than Super Earth will ever bethey're also not authoritarian tyrants
>>9130666>666>trying to play devils advocate for Super EarthGee, I wonder who could possible be behind this post?
Super Earth should of turned the bugs into waifus instead of oilAnd also more importantly be able to vote and pay taxes
>>9130778Yeah I'm devils advocate for my species children not being murdered by cold, unfeeling death machines and godless alien autocrats from across the stars you absolute bellend.
I want Arrowhead to add a Human separatist/rebel faction (completely normal humans, not cyborgs or anything like that, just regular Humans) to the game so Super Earth apologists have to invent the most ridiculous of mental gymnastics to justify why Helldivers gunning down Humans fighting to gain independence from Super Earth's government is actually a heckin good thing.
>>9130788t.
>>9130786Your larping is really gay and cringe, please kill yourself. Helldivers is cool because you play as the bad guys, stop trying to make it gay by deluding yourself into thinking Super Earth are somehow have moral high ground.
>>9130791>play as the bad guysI dunno anon the good guys you advocate for don't really seem that good for me or the people I know.
>>9130793You won. You are correct. Super Earth Good. Now go jerk off in the corner and let's talk about other things actually relevant to the thread instead of watching you self-fellate.
>use species of hive mind boogs as fuel>uses concepts like "freedom" and "liberty" as shallow slogans while being as libertarian as North Korean>fuck over the Humans that you enslaved on Cyberstan>use war on different planets as excuse to destroy the last remnants of the Amazon because the war efforts needs woods or something I guess>attack some squid aliens who wanted to become friends for no reason and cause them do a 180 to the point they turn people into techno-zombies>commits genocide on primitive alien species immediately upon finding them>suddenly surrounded on all sides by enemies, constantly on the verge of defeat, because you make enemies like a black person makes illegitimate children>"OY VEY WHY IS EVERYONE ONE ATTACKING ME!?"Super Earth is Israel. There has never been a more Jewish coded sci-fi civilization as Super Earth. The Helldiver apologist cries out in pain as he strikes you.
>>9129389Based THE CULTURE enjoyer.Modern prog slop-think is essentially a dance to never acknowledge something is better than something else, or worse. Thus never allowing there to be any 'superiority' in anything. Unless a memetic strain can be spun into their preferred victim hierarchy of course. The lack of heavily cyberized or roboticized aliens is always kinda disappointing. But I guess every transcendent species eventually just evolves into some type of infomorph.
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>>9130829>he lack of heavily cyberized or roboticized aliens is always kinda disappointingI've always like the theory that grey aliens are just a synthetic/artificial lifeform sent by actual biological aliens.
>>9130846>ITS AFRAID>ITS HORNY
>>9130846I never saw that version of starship troopers as good vs evil, just that we're watching two ant colonies fight
>>9130858It is funny how most versions of "humans" in sci-fi have nothing in common with actual Humans.
>>9130846Unironically intended by the bluehairs who made it. They wanted to make a millennialized goofy satiric take on Verhoeven's ST which was already ignorant goofy and satiric, and exactly like Verhoeven they didn't grasp that the energy and inspirational tone and for the cause attitude is inherently appealing to people and seethed when people ignored the message and embraced the vibe. They replicated a massive fuckup perfectly, it's amazing.
>>9129389Oh fuck I've been working on a opposite story lol, the multi species federation/empire comes to earth to integrate us (kill us spiritually) with the help of collaborators and the humans that fight back are heroicShit now I think that might be labeled as woke lol, I didn't even think about that I just think one of the worst sins is to sell out your own people. [spoiler]obviously there's alien fucking, but the collaborators don't get any[/spoiler]
I enjoy Helldivers as much as anyone but I came here to jerk off to insectoid women.Fuck the bugs: https://archiveofourown.org/works/47500150?view_adult=trueBest thing about bug aliens is that you can do all sort of shit with them, since real insects are so diverse. Want to rail a 20' cockroach who loves getting pregnant? Go for it. Maybe a fuzzy moth obsessed with starlight? She-spider who twists your head by off out of habit after snuggles? Suit yourself. Easily done. There's precedent for all sorts of demented crap if you get creative.
>>9130829The Cuckture would only make sense if they forcefully genetically modified any group into their own. No culture can turn a nigger human.
>>9130858You are a subhuman.
>>9126649Only because most species' males have no sexual endurance
>>9130898>I just think one of the worst sins is to sell out your own people.Man, same here. I just don't get this romanticism about treachery of your entire race.Not that I like the humanity being only represented solely as a space military either. I like my humanity with a bit of depth please.
>>9130727I mean, he's mainly crab, I think...
>>9130687>>9130693>>9130781It is nice, isn’t it?
>>9130898If it's good it's good, don't worry about initial reactions. I'm all for variety.Hell, rising sentiment right now is "fuck these 'enlightened' invasives ruining our homes" so...
>>9130898Holy based.
>>9130741>they're also not authoritarian tyrantsthey have absolutely 0 nonmilitary assets, literally every "citizen" is modified for combat. they put non-combatants in a blender. they are literally authoritarian communists.
>>9130898sounds very xcom
>>9131000Drum spinner 2 wheels with floor scrapers versus hammer bot 4? wheels, wall patterning suggests the Battlebox...Could be a reference to Minotaur vs Blacksmith, that was pretty popular. Though it would more likely be Minotaur vs Shatter, the weapon IS a closer fit.
>>9131000Super Earth arms every single civillian after age 6 with a firearm, they put everyone in a blender after they die (either voluntarily early or not)the former CEO described cyborgs as anarcho socialist feudalists since back in HD1, you secondary lorelet faggot
>>9130858Quite literally this website is stocked with ants high on pheromones
>>9131241that is their right as citizens, they're still civiliansthat is recyclingthat's just authoritarian communism with extra steps as told by a swedistani
>>9131009Even with that, we still get the infamous "Ripley in Ridiculously Tiny Panties" scene at the end, and the near crotch level camera angle when she hides in the 'spacesuit closet' ^_^
>>9131290You masturbated to that?
>>9131284armed civillians are fucking combatants, so are military researchers that you provide security to evac. just like its fine to bomb a factory full of unarmed civillian workers if the factory is producing military ammunition because its a valid target retard>their post death blenders bad, our post death blenders good!retard>authoritarianthey have no centralized government, you're retarded.
>>9131241>they put everyone in a blender after they dieAnd robots put some people in blenders before they die.>HD1Doesn't matter to the citizens of HD2 a hundred years in the future. Old super earth did US interventionist styled invasions for poorly justified reasons so now little timmy born decades after the last shot was fired now needs to get chainsawed to death or fused into a flesh abomination?
>>9130977Thanks, Its funny because they'res a particular terminally online group i want to make fun of and I figured they would call me a fascist or whatever>>9131001Probably also somewhat like half life or maybe even mars attacks, I want to keep most of the details of this particular story though close to my chest until I have the skills to show it, anything less than absolutely perfect in my eyes would be a slap in the face to everyone (or it never manifests and you can make fun of me)
>>9131295>And robots put some people in blenders before they die.>source? I made it up
>>9131241The majority of humans learn to use guns from a young age irl.
>>9131303learning to use firearms /=/ being given a personal firearmthey have child soldiers.
>>9130803>>9130668>>9130121Your condescending sense of moral superiority is appreciated, citizens. Few things are more efficient than traitors to mankind who self-report. Congratulations on being the "good guys." Now turn and face the wall.
>>9131308So my parents games me a Swiss army knife when I was 7, I carried it everyday, even in school. I should be murdered by aliens and machines because of that? Face the wall spiteful mutant.
>>9131313No but you should be forcibly sent into a mental institution for bringing a weapon to fucking school you absolute degenerate psychopath
>>9131313Did you show your knife to your teacher? Why or why not?
>>9131317Bring knifes or guns to any school is legal where I live. It wasn't uncommon during the hunting season for even middle schoolers to have a rifle in their locker.
>>9131319Different culture then. Where I live, you don't bring knuckledusters into school unless you're intending to use them. Apparently you could before but that changed after someone used them.
>>9131314A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity.
>>9131321there is absolutely no reason to bring a weapon to a fucking school you deranged faggot
>>9131327I knew kids like that, either because they wanted to fight, they were the kinda edgy to draw swastikas on their desks, usually bothI never did but my dad gave me a bali song and one friend really wanted me to bring it to school
>>9131327My high school had a firearms club after school and an attached shooting range. >>9131321 really is right.
/pol/ is not here to debate or talk. They are here to masturbate as loud as they can and receive the attention they never received as a child. Their parents failed them and now we have to pay the price.Report them, filter them, and try to get back to /xeno/ stuff while their naptime comes round for them.
>>9131349With xenussy at stake there's no taking any risks anon
>>9131349petition to ban retarded xenophobe roleplay in this thread, ban all wk40 and helldivers faggotry
Niggas here really think not wanting your family members to be brutally murdered by car sized bugs or shoved into meat blenders by communist robots is /pol/ talk, absolutely deranged thinking what the fuck really goes on in the twisted minds of the media literacy brained faggots?
make a new rule for the next thread against helldivers shit, nobody likes it and only baiting /pol/fags who preach anti-xeno values like it on a fucking xenophile thread
>>9131403Helldivers is kino though, you're just a gay fag who's perpetually seething about it because it's just too chud coded for your politics brain that worships mediocrity.
>m.jpgas i'm proven right, phoneposter zoomers are the only newfags who like it
>no argumentKeep seething and coping endlessly until your blue in the face I guess.
that implies you had an argument to begin with, which is false.rope yourself.
>>9130781>The Terminids use a very simple method of deciding hierarch amongst their kind>We have decided to call this "mogging"
>>9131314ywnbaw
>Please keep the drama/arguing/pedantry to a minimum, and don’t take the bait.None of you know how to behave yourselves, do you?
>>9131382This is the way diplomacy was meant to be conducted.
>>9131608Where do (You) think (You) are?
>>9131300
>>9131294>armed civillians are fucking combatantsno they're not, moron. how braindead are you? if you have a firearm in your home, you're not automatically a combatant. what are you, a bong?
>>9131680Blenders of peace.
>>9131716well it certainly makes people into pieces
Jesus Christ the next dozen threads are going to fucking suck. A third of the posts are going to be nothing but faggots complaining either about harkness test autism or helldivers.No shit, all the actual contributors to the thread may want to start a temp /trash/ general to ride out the tardnado
>>9131680Remember Super Earth is nazi chud coded so they're automatically worse than the killer robot commies that stuff women, children and the elderly into blenders.
>>9131730Eh, I just check this thread to see when seventhsinnersix posts updates to “The Howler From The Void” now anyhow.And other story updates, but mainly that one.
>>9131730You could just post xenos rather than bitch.
>>9131730We are not moving to the containment board willingly, not now or ever, stop pushing that.
>>9131730fuck off bestiality snailfucker
Unclekrees did a yautja girl
All this talk about fascism and space bugs but no talk of THE fascist space bugs. Makes me sad.
>>9131909Spore creature looking ass.
>>9131680>reading comprehensionNobody denies that there are bio blenders. I'm asking the source for>before they die aka being blended alivethere's zero evidence of bots leaving non-dissidents alive whatsoever. they blend them into soup after they're already dead just like Super Earth
Hi /xeno/, Aurum here. It's been a while since I posted an update in the thread. I've been adding chapters to Hot & Cold in the background and hopefully the faster upload schedule makes the pacing better for you guys. I promise there's still some smut left in this story.https://archiveofourown.org/works/73030501/chapters/209548676https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/137175/hot-cold
>>9131802Big and Beefy. Just like Uncle Yautjub intended. Remember that felixibility is more important than strength. She can effortlessly overpower you, but only you can prevent a ligament tear when she bends your leg over your shoulder.
>>9131909Facist space bugs don't have cool looking uniforms though.
>>9131730yeah man they're ruining the sanctity of a thread full of sci-fi coomers with their discussions of the political ramifications of sci-fi. get real nigga
>>9131909Guiding human evolution to create a race of sentient sextoys. Because they can, don't question it.
>>9131909>"What do you want?">"You.">"!!!"
Alright, I've finally finished Chapter 33 of The Howler!>https://archiveofourown.org/works/61103611/chapters/209840291We've got a lot of people heading places, but will any of them actually get there...? Bit more of a backstory chapter, but I know all you people like the alien culture stuff, so I don't shy away from it. But in more incredible news, I've got the cover for my book back from Leafy, (the same artist that did the species sheet) and it's absolutely incredible! It felt terrible needing to sit on this until I finished the next chapter, but now I get to share it! She really went above and beyond. Once again I've got to give a massive shout out to all the artists around here for chipping into their design, as well as all the readers for their encouragement. >>9131755Thanks! I'm flattered,
>>9133277that cover is amazing
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>>9133277The cover has me interested, what book is it?
>>9133329Doing a space racism is a good thing because the uniforms will always be /fash/ as fuck.
>>9132339>Unironically endorsing unsolicited political discourse in a porn thread>On a board for pornUnplug your computer, touch grass, and take a shower. I can smell you through the screen.
Sam O'nella of youtube fame just wrote a short story anthology that apparently includes a story about an alien prostitute.Doubt it's full /xeno/ content but still, anyone willing to bite the bullet and review it for us?
>>9133563Is it funny?
>>9133277Holy hell! That's amazing!I can't stop thinking that the fyrix soldiers are cuties. They would not be pleased.>Eigen is lean as hell with a big hobo beardAw yeah, just like I sketched him out in my old animation; that has unfortunately since slid into my "probably never ever" pile.Nithry so matter-of-factly adding "and I turned around and screamed while covering my eyes." had me laughing so much the first time I read it that this animation sketch was actually the first piece of fanart I drew. The fancy, colored, whole-body image of Nithry I then did was actually just to practice for this animation.Oh well. A shame I'm such a lazy bum.
Nor Crystal Tears (Alan Dean Foster) is an interesting book about first contact with a bug alien species from the perspective of one of the bug aliens. Those Thranx are pretty prominent in the Humanx Commonwealth series in general.
Idea for a silicon lifeform babe that won't have you humping onto literal rock:A white, near featureless species whose body is akin to non-newtonian puddy - soft on a slow touch, hard at sudden force. They aren't an amorphous species, they do have a structure beneath them, but they can shift parts and proportions. The standard form they take is a three-legged, four-armed shape with a head that has two bent black lines that act as eyes.The internal structure is made with a strange strand that acts like an endoskeleton. Think a string that acts as a basis of the shape and movement. It moves and the body follow, being push instead of pulled. Many of them have such control over it that that can shift anatomy for particular jobs. Only to degree though. They can turn the third leg into a U-ring around their waist but not completely get of it.Might write more later
>>9133621Is the alien viewpoint "properly" alien or a modified human one? I'm only asking because my reccomendation of /xeno/ books to read is only increasing. I'd prefer to add books that are radically different from what I usually find on fanfictions sites.
>>9133618Oh my god, that is great!Don't be so hard on yourself, that little animation made my day. Lovingly putting this into my fanart folder...Eigen's on that viral 'two years of powdered algae and vitamin supplements' diet. He's lean AF, (also he's been genetically modified to not lose muscle mass in low gravity.) As for the cute Fyrix soldiers, if the humans ever make it into the galactic sovereignties, they'll definitely get a bit of a bad reputation for treating all the other aliens like children just because they're so much smaller.
>>9133277Kek that Fyrix on the left is truly contemplating on his/her's life choices that led to the moment where they are fighting an unknown giant creature on a shipwreak.An incredible cover for an incredible story.A great chapter too. Always love the whole delving into the alien culture parts of the story, and looks like Nithry's stretch of good fortune has come to an abrupt stop as usual. At least Eigen is making a good impression at the end there.
>>9133655That depends on how you define "properly alien". Thranx behaviour is inferred from their biology (living in burrows, communicating emotions through hand gestures, intense fear of water), but they're not overly strange. The book's protagonist was willing to die and become a specimen for scientific progress, but that was more an individual than a species thing.