A thread for porn of NEETs, virgins, nerds, and related types of losers. Did your favorite /geek/ pair up with a loser of equal tier this year or are they taking matters into their own hands (again) this Valentines Day?
I won't lie I forgot it was Valentines day today.Not in a depressing incel way either, most couples I met also don't give a shit.
>>9128543The irony of that too is that its on a Saturday this year, meaning theoretically plans can be made and things can be done.Funny enough, I've seen some posts from people saying their plans were to game until like 4AM then fuck their partner. Honestly, that's probably going to be a lot of people's plans this year.
>>9128580I have never dated anyone stable for long enough to have a Valentine, but I assume any serious celebration is always on an anniversary and not a holiday, It's probably one of those things that matters more if you're single than if you're dating ironically enough.
Sex demon
>>9128773yes, yes she is
I hope these two are having a good Valentine's Day together
>>9128785I know for a fact they’re having Discord video call sex
>>9129608I can imagine they're probably so repressed and touch-starved that it both is incredibly thrilling and also leaves them both somewhat empty and wanting more after they both finish and the video call ends.
>>9129861Does she want to fuck Legolas or Aragorn more? >Inb4 Samwise
The next time this thread gets close to page 10 I'm posting hentai of nerds saying racial slurs or worse, I was about to until someone bumped the thread before me.
>>9129893None of the aboveShe's all about Gimli
>>9130929Good answer, better than Samwise or Tom Bombadil.
>>9130916I liked this version of the Riddler by this artist. It's the perfect mix of schizo and gooner
>>9132661A classic, not the girl who got me started on my love for nerds, but a classic none the less.
>>9128517Fujoshi miku is such a big slut
>>9132894*goonerSlut implies she doesn't just use that pussy to finger herself all day, she uses it to slam down on nerd cock non stop.Does she?
>>9132443More of an e-girl/streamer-type, but still good
>>9132988She's a certified gamer girl and counts.
>>9129893Aragorn, Boromir, and Faramir... At the same time. At least that's what I wanted when I first read Tolkien's work
>>9133250Well as long as nothing else is being discussed, which one would have gone in which hole?
>>9133687Preferably they'd each have a shot with all three options... They're men of the West, of noble Numenorian descent... Ain't no way they can only cum once before needing a nap.
>>9133697>We've had first post nut nap, but what about second post nut nap?
>>9133870Lmao, alright that was pretty clever. Mostly cos I can't help but see Pippin's dumb face from the movies before being pelted with an apple.
>>9133968Gandalf is the one who threw the apple
>>9133976I did say from the movies, and there it was Aragorn to three the apple when he's taking the hobbits to Imladris.
>>9133977Fucking auto correct. 'Who threw the apple'
>>9133977Yeah but Gandalf hates pippin so it's funnier that way
>>9133980I don't think Gandalf hates Pippin. He definitely thinks he's foolish sometimes, but Gandalf thinks literally everyone is foolish at some point. Pretty easy for him to do, considering he's an immortal, ageless, angelic being older than time itself and helped sing the universe into existence as a spiritual Maiar.
>>9134010Not in canon but a long running meme for the movies is how much gandalf hates pippin due to his actions in the story
>>9134012Lol fair enough, anon.
>>9133870>me writing the characters falling asleep after every sex scene
>>9134226what about after every masturbation scene?
new catgirl finally dropped
>>9134667Unavailable on webtoon now :(Are there any other links to it?
>>9134759nope
>>9128785>>9131077>>9133822CoomySpunks PLEASE I need to see Quinn’s cute ‘n chubby backside blown out by some pathetic nerd cock COOMY PLEASE!!!
>>9134759maybe it was the old link? it became a Webtoon original and it's starting fresh again as of yesterday.https://www.webtoons.com/en/drama/cat-girl/list?title_no=8737
>>9135224I want that but I also want one where he busts inside of her in five seconds and the rest is her making fun of him while he says her ass was too fat and that's why he came early. She then blushes because she takes it as a compliment Then it leads to a make out session where neither knows how to kiss properly
Drew this for the female artist thread a lil bit ago
>>9135315Nice
>>9134136Oh damn, never seen full frontal from this artist before.
>>9134010Colbert, what are you doing here?.....^_^
>>9135355Who?
>>9135348really? does he not really like drawing full frontal nerds?
>>9135315any more nerd guys or girls you've drawn?
>>9135368These were like little self-doodles. I hesitate to call them self-portraits because they're kinda derpy and unfinished but yeah. The thread I drew them for was centered around women drawing themselves being horny sooo....
>>9135367>Magazine cover says "Full Frontal Nerdity"Wait, that can't be right...>Hot and heavy macramé! Co-eds discuss their favorite Gundam pairings! Centerfold wearing nothing but anime con badge ribbons.
>>9135373Are there any particular elements you like drawing in /geek/ girl or guy characters?Also, good work on the spread and the face.
>>9135397Imagining a neon sign attached to a seedy strip joint near a comic book shop that says "Geeks, Geeks, Geeks"
>>9135399Well I've always liked drawing real moments. Doodles of people who don't know they're being drawn. Like at the park or library or coffee shop. Never anything lewd with them, but I guess I like trying to quickly capture a moment in time. It seems real in a way that your standard anime character can't compete with. Drawing super models all the time would be boring. Drawing 'imperfect' people lets me explore things that people might perceive as a flaw. My own physical flaws there in those drawings were on display and people still enjoying them despite those flaws felt nice. So I guess drawing nerds/geeks, etc could be seen as a way of exploring different body shapes and features which is fun. And thanks for your compliment there.
>>9135401Note to self: Ask bank for loan for nerd strip club.
>>9135373>The thread I drew them for was centered around women drawing themselves being horny sooo....I wonder if we'll have such a thread again
>>9135466Now I kinda wanna see this concept built out. What's such a club going to look like? Who's the clientele? Who's stripping?
>>9135271Bless you, anon. May your offspring be strong and numerous.
>>9128516Any occasions to post Jane from Steven Universe is a good occasion.She's so underrated(Also searching the source for that one,found it on Paheal and it's not credited)
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>>9135925Also it goes without saying but anyone is more welcome to draw more of her
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>>9135937And to top it off,a pic that is very on-topic
>>9135920>>9135921>>9135922>>9135923I remember these, I also agree she's a bit underrated.
>>9128519i miss her so much. i'll never forgive the papists for guilting her into quitting
>>9136004what happened to her? how'd they guilt her into quitting? did she ever post more nerds fucking before that happened?
>>9135925This reminded me of Julie from 6teen and how she was a geek girl who found her geek boy as wellI'm surprised to find there is no porn of her
>>9136150I totally forgot about her. Yeah, I'm surprised there's none since most of the other characters from that show have at least a little art here and there.Now I'm trying to think of other Canadian /geek/ girls out there. I know TDI had a few
>>9136167There's bethThere's those tow nerds from ridoncoulous race
Does Anais from the webcomic Curvy count?
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>>9136459>geeky girls getting their pussy eatenmy favorite! it counts, in my book.
oh shit, we got another /geek/ thread going? how long have I missed out on this
>>9138293about two weeks, but there's still plenty of time for the thread.
>>9138441always
>>9138514and forever?
>>9138830'til some stupid argument over which Star Trek series is the best ruins things, haha. But for real, for forever
>>9139031It's DS9, nothing to argue about, that's just a fact.
Whoops forgot to attach an image
>>9139061>controller buttons on the... shirt? top? It ain't her bra, since there's that line dividing her bra and top...god tier
>>9139063I think it's a tank top, the tits are just so big they eclipse the top of it from that angle
>>9139065oh, that'd make sense
bump
>>9140479Tranny failmales can’t
>>9134010I like how this thread has a brief aside to discuss some LotR shit. peak /geek/ to get geeky while on a thread sexualizing geeks, nerds, and overall losers
>>9142203Would the mintiness make it feel better?
>>9142265Yeah try it anon it's great
>>9135583I was saving this for the event no more bumps happen that day.>Who would do the strippingNerds dressed in cospaly. You walk in, adult swim on the tv, and you see a nerdy girl dressed as Tomoko stripping down to her very hairy chubby body.
>>9140743Mean…
>>9143494>>9143495who is this? I swear I've seen her before
>>9128518Friends who attend cons claim this is precisely how it goes.
>>9135580Who's this artist?
>>9135937Spooge did cosplay fanart of HER?
>>9136319Brilliant 5/10 girls are phenomenal. God but I miss college.
>>9144127I wish I could experience this early 2010s era convention friendship/hookup. Seems like fun, even as just a one time thing
>>9144137I wish the artist drew more of them as well as the Dashr girls. She is busy though, so I understand.
>>9144135Gloomypunks, of Cat Girl and Dashr U fame.
>>9144120Maya from Ongezellig
>>9144149I would do unspeakable things to that girl at bottom left.
>>9144158I like Liz too
>>9144158>>9144163I can't read lol, my brain read that as "bottom right". But I also like Billie too, especially her older version.
>>9144165same, having dyslexia sucks
>>9144313>ew gross, anyway *Keeps eating*
>>9144561/geek/ girls deserve to get eaten out, in my humble opinion
>>9144635Yep. I miss undergrad.
>>9144675why is that? were you giving head to every girl with glasses in the department of your college?
>>9144868No, just the last time I was able to hang out with nerdy girls. A few of whom I dated, all of whom I ate out. Times were good.
>>9144884> A few of whom I dated, all of whom I ate outDamn, that's nice. Any particular favorite time you wanna share with the thread?
>>9144891Fooling around with my then-girlfriend, eating her out on the couch while this got stuck on loop. Got her to cum mid-laugh. I still smile hearing this.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9t-slLl30E
>>9144898>eating her out on the couch while this got stuck on loopKek nice, especially getting her to cum while she was laughing. Also the lyric "just hold your breath and see" is a 10/10 lyric to play while giving someone head.That's a nice memory anon, I'm glad you got to experience that.
miss this artist
>>9144926sauce?
>>9147282Maybe if we sacrifice a nerf in a burning gloomy will return. I hit f by mistake but that works fine also.
>>9147572Hey sorry I've been MIA, just been busy is all but I'll probably draw some more Dashr U when I have time.
>>9147282same here, Quinn and the Dashr girls are fun geek characters>>9147662best of luck with the Cat Girl stuff. glad to see the comic is picking up popularity on Webtoon! looking forward to any new Dashr or Quinn stuff too!
>>9143351artist name?
>>9147662good to hear, gloomy. hope life's treating you alright
>>9147958I can't complain. Some people were worried about my health but I think I was built for doing comics at a breakneck speed, it's challenging and fun.
>>9148652>Yeah ngh *Bed creak* good movie shame how it was treated at the box office *creak creak creak*Wish I had a gf who could keep up a conversation during sex, must be fun.
>>9148652I would much prefer it if the nerd girl I was fucking asked me if I had read the The Chronicles of Prydain.
Imagine if the conversation went south, and you just have this intense argument over shit most people wouldn't care about while fucking like rabbits
>>9149358Hate fucking her because she said the starship enterprise could beat a space marine battle bargeIf you choke during that means she wins the argument
Is nerd smell hot at all or are we sticking vaguely close to vanilla
>>9150229A little bit of it can be kinda nice. A faint amount of body odor, a bit of nerd stink
>>9147528kumasncreme on twitter
https://twitter.com/MadmarkNSFW/status/1750198963477598443
>>9148019Good to hear. Hope to see you here soon!
new Cat Girl dropped today
>>9152369no doubt she's probably rubbed herself on the nose or horn of that stuffed animal at some point in her life.
>>9152373Oh she def
>>9152523would she have a favorite one that she's "loved to death" or is it different ones for different days based on what she's feeling at the time?
>>9152540I would say she has different ones for different days based on what she is feeling, she isnt picky she just wants to feel satisfied while being alone lmao
>>9152550>she isnt picky she just wants to feel satisfied while being alone lmaoUnderstandable lol. Any art of her satisfying that urge with one of her stuffed toys, which I imagine are littered all around her room and probably her bed?
>>9144898>PSYCHOWEENER
>>9152770Sadly dont have any art of that! But thank you for the ideas! I do have a ref of her and her panties!
>>9152841>But thank you for the ideas!No prob! I like the character design and she inspired some ideas. I hope we'll see more of her in this thread or future ones.
>>9152349I wanna know more about that boy there...
>>9153570That's PeterHe's a loser with an over bearing mother and the owner of the cat girl
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All the bitches in this thread look like they FUCKING STINK. *SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF*DAMN! THAT'S NASTY AS FUCK!*SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF*
>>9153629Imagine the smell.I do every time I nut.
>>9153576The things I want to do with Peter... I am sold on this cute man, and I hope to see more art with him, specifically focusing on him. Excellent~!
>>9153852>I am sold on this cute man, and I hope to see more art with him, specifically focusing on him.Same. I really want some solo Peter art of him jerking off. We absolutely know he does, he literally keeps a box of tissues and lotion directly at his computer screen. We love a horny and desperate nerd here, guy or girl.
Pepper the Spinda Nerd!
>>9154051she's cute!
>>9153998yes yes, quite! the (mostly) opaque glasses are a nice bonus too (For some reason, I've found that character design trait very cute, and I don't specifically know why)
>>9153629just like us, anon? haha, I kid. Unless?
>>9147884I can't find it.
>>9128516Anyone got that comic or an eltingville guy at a con being dragged off and assaulted by a tomboy kinda woman? I forget if it had actual porn in it
>>9154911Sometimes I go a week without showering because my gf begs me not to "waste" it. She's addicted to my ball stink.
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>>9155129I wonder if one of the Dashr girls would get into a fight and hatefuck a femboy at a convention. Would it be Billie?
>>9155424"So does this mean we're DATING?""FUCK NO""GOOD""Don't even think of following me, Bill""I WON'T""…""…""I might be in the neighborhood tomorrow but don't count on it and DON'T bring those fucking losers you hang around with."
>>9153629Love a girl that stinks good, especially if she's got a big ugly cock
>>9155423>>9155424>actual proper mean hate-fuckWell, that's new.
>>9155295sounds nice. god bless you, anon
>>9156334>2026>a nerd still can't figure out how to Doordash a dickTruly a curse
>>9156865>UberSkeets>RubHub>Dildoveroo>DoorSmashWhat other names would be for a nerd-oriented orgasm company?
>>9157443She says she can cook and it's just a plate of luke warm hot pockets
>>9157444She seems like the type that either it's frozen or microwavable food, or she's eating out. Who knows if she even owns spices or actual cutlery?
>>9157446She owns spices but they all have lost their flavor due to being too old
>>9157470Would Kiwi at least use some spices, when they eventually live together? The man doesn't leave the house, the least he can do is cook.
>>9157576He knows how to put pepper on chickenThat's it
>>9157750Billie needs to teach them how to cook. Or Gwen. I feel like Billie's Hispanic heritage would not allow her to be a shit cook, and Gwen being married to a black dude she gotta learn to use at least a few spices or herbs. Plus, for Gwen, being a weeb means she'd at least have a passing interest in Asian foods.
>>9157766Gwen only knows how to cook imported ramen that comes in packs
>>9128517Always wondered what that's meant to be on her thighs, is it rough skin or something?
>>9158069It kinda looks like that. Or like chafing. Maybe low quality underwear?
>>9158069>>9158189That's clearly ai artifacting you fucking mouth breathing niggers. Why the fuck would that same shitty effect be on her hand if it were chaffing? Original image probably just has her underwear exposed and not fingering herself.
>>9158218Neither of those two but damn you're right, I'm mad I didn't clock it as clanker slop from the start.
>>9147884Clairemilk 99% of the art is furry though
https://x.com/lumi_xiii/status/1958982309639856407
>>9158218god fucking dammit
>>9159358>This search can't be processed due to content guidelinesGoogle needs to die already.
>>9159865>Using jewgle for reverse image searchRetard.
>>9160371what would you consider a better option? the other ones I've tried in the past (yandex, sauceNAO) are questionable at best at finding shit
>>9160371Yandex and SauceNAO give shit all as well what the fuck am i supposed to use?
>>9161126cute nerd dick!
anyone have the pic that details the outfit of a girlfailure? It's like, red gym shorts, a sweater over a tank top, a beer in hand, etc
>>9161235the cutest in fact!
>>9139063>>9139065it's closer to a camisole
>>9161909oh right, forgot those exist>>9161696I'd figure "girlfailures" aren't exactly bound to one kinda outfit. It's more so a state of being than a fashion thing, yeah?
>>9162145this artstyle feels familiar, do you know who made this
>>9162200Raven Lyn Clemens
>>9144635Was there another art from this artist where it's a black girl dominating Bill?
>>9162225I haven't seen one but I hope so, we need more black girl nerd sex
>>9162237Found it.
>>9162287Hot! Anything else good you found from the artist?
>>9162295Sadly nothing else of the black girl except pic related. The artist's Twitter is right here:https://x.com/purelygross
>>9162314I don't understand the mentality of someone who is aroused by this. I know it's a fetish and they WANT to be treated this way, but I still just can't understand how someone can talk to you like this and not immediately trigger an aggressive response in you.
>>9162378Getting headscissored by a hot black women is hot bro. It's that simple.
>>9162411getting headscissored in general
Hey guys, Gloomy here.I don’t have a lot of new stuff but I know I talked about wanting to do a dating sim for Dashr U before and I’m trying to find a dev to work with— what kinds of stuff would you want to see? I kinda want to give it a timeskip with the older versions of them.
>>9163138I'd like a lot of things but the most I want is good, bad, and platonic endings for all the main girlsAlso sensual and awkward sex scenes with them all
>>9163138luckily the dev parts are piss easy, anyone can do that even if you have next to zero experience, its practically a solved problem so don't let that part hold you back if you're having trouble finding someone to fiddle with pygame, the difficult thing by far is writing and drawing for all the scenes
>>9163181I've played around making some bullshit in Renpy and Tyranobuilder and I'd like to do at least a proof of concept myself, but I do want to add things like interest-based mini games for each of the girls. Though I might be overcomplicating things.
>>9163138Give the player the option to spill their spaghetti in front of the girls so they can see what kind of person they are when it happens
>>9163063Seeing nerdy boys getting headscissored by stronger girls is peak.
>>9163138Ideally you want to show all of your content to a player, so there should be a reward of sorts for completing each route. The reward, for example, can be some scenes/completely new storylines that are only possible on the subsequent playthroughs. But constant replays demand that the part of the game before you lock yourself into a particular route should be either short or diverse enough.
>>9163138>I kinda want to give it a timeskip with the older versions of them.Have you thought about like 3 or 4 chapters of them at different times for the Dashr club? Like, first chapter when they're at the community college starting the club, second chapter when they meet the Dashr rivals, third chapter when they're getting ready to move on from the community college, and the fourth chapter is the timeskip in their 30s? Maybe you can romance one per chapter and build relationships with the other characters, build out the story, etc? Could be a way to get the OG girls and slowly work towards the time skip version of the characters.>what kinds of stuff would you want to see?Easy answer for me is cute interactions with the girls, but I think I'd like to learn more about the girls, the guys, the rival girls, and learn more about the college and town they're in. Kinda like how we get glimpses of the world that Peter, Andi, and Marcus live in as the story develops.
>>9163149second on the sensual sex. but i also wanna partake in their interests