Shortstack General #251Nine to Five EditionPrevious Thread: >>9112433-THREAD GUIDELINES->No futa>No gays, but lesbians are okay>No racebaiting>No gas or onara>No drama>No AI 'art'>No weird shit that's too 'out there'Post pics, stories, whatever you got that involves pocket-sized sex bombs, just be excellent to each other.If you're an artist who draws shortstacks, what are you working on right now? Share what you're making!Fairly recentish shortstack VN:>https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/819465Fanfics for nerds who read someone "recently" updatedThe New Demon Lord patron reward>https://www.hentai-foundry.com/stories/user/luffy316/49230/The-New-Demon-Lord-patron-rewardThe Ratcatchers>https://www.hentai-foundry.com/stories/user/luffy316/54100/The-RatcatchersSamina Cass:>https://pastebin.com/xykRRUs3Warcraft Goblin Story:>https://pastebin.com/rDMbJrAPBooru>https://shorty.booru.org/Thread question: How stacked is too stacked?
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>>9137286My face in those pubes.
>>9137266If anyone here is taking requests: https://postimg.cc/PLLh4tW6
Does anybody remember these shortstacks?>They were called dwarves or possibly gnomes>They had long bull horns>They were muscular and had big noses>They had purple or brownish skin>The artist also made pixies made of light and pebbles>It wasn't pic related
>>9137286Still haven't watched the new show yet.I recall seeing a clip where the guy who played this character mimed her having a huge pair of tits, though ^_^
God I need a thicc as fuck goblin bitch to have hot steamy sex with Do y'all agree?
>>9138619Agreed
Real women's proportions are simply not disproportionate enough.
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>>9138693poor thing, the tits won't let her head get close enough to the bars
i posted a pumpkin goblin a longgg while back, finally drawing again!
>>9139256this one?
High fantasy Aztec Goblin or Low fantasy cave gob?
>>9139972the former hunting the latter and keeping them as a slave caste
>>9138693>"Was getting caught part of your plan?">Of course!"
>>9139256welcome bacc!
>>9139382Gobkin sex
>>9139972Plap Both.Marry and Reproduce.
>>9139972>Low fantasy cave gob?can't beat the classics
>>9140341>be a classic gob frozen in time by some murderhobo spell>the effect finally runs out after decades, maybe centuries>a new party is here>good, same old, same old, just gotta attack them before they kill you and then steal their shinies>turns out they don't want to kill you>times have changed>they just rape you unconscious insteadtimes have changed
>>9137931think you might be talking about these?
>>9140538heres some other races i been workin on tooi have to work on working the stronger noses back into their designwas an aspect i softened a bit over the past couple years but i do miss it
>>9140538Thank you so much! have a Myconid
>>9140696no probheres another
>>9140704Do you have a website/archive of your art?
>>9140909Ah wendyI remember when my one friend asked us who was the sexiest mario girl and me and another guy said her name without hesitation or shame
>>9140918We were in agreement that it's because of her dick sucking lips
I wish WoW and WoW related art was straight up banned from this thread.Not only is the style of the people that draw WoW and WoW races disgusting, the people who post it have the shittiest taste imaginable.This shit is just not appealing at all.
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>>9141122That should be enough to prevent any> well let's see YOU contribute to the threadPosts
>>9141128> Huffslove, Kooni and OkGaki suck> SampleOkay, buddy.
>>9139256Good to hear, welcome back!
>>9141106I have to agree, even if I wouldn't put it as harshly as you do. Good taste tho.
>>9141106Huh, looks like you got your wish
>>9141937I hate that horrible curiosity of missing deleted posts. Just lingers there like hearing branches breaking in the dark while camping.
>>9141937I thought you could only delete posts up to a minute after sending them, did the guy get banned or something?>>9141972https://archived.moe/aco/thread/9137266/It was mainly garbage (and a lot of it) with only one or two decent drawings.On mobile data so I cannot post image due to network ban, gomen.
>>9137276i like the more comical nature of pic related
>>9141978>did the guy get banned or something?I think so, I had the catalog open from before all those posts got deleted, and multiple threads with hundreds of posts got pruned down ~50 posts each. It's looking like the guy got IP-banned for spamming or something.The splatoon thread, this one, the warcraft and wow thread, the pokemon one, etc., all affected.
>>9142020Lol
>>9141106>>9141642I still like them, espcecially WoW gobbos, just the right mix of monstrous and sexy and with a dash of cuteness that keeps them far away from being little green elves. Gnomes can be good, but sadly their Dwarves are so studiously not Warhammer or Tolkien Dwarves that they end up being as bland as an empty pop-tart. The art needs to capture them well too and some of the stuff that got deleted here and from the other goblin thread wasn't worth saving tbdesu.
>>9141106I think goblins being kinda monsterous adds to it.Like Baldur's gate 3 goblin who have the "ugly cute" going for them
>>9142171>hand armorstill one of the hottest designs huffslove has hadwish they'd draw more of it
>>9142266genius idea for practicing drawing hands
>>9142266>>9142341Yes to both.
>>9141161Some good belly
>>9142020Bot farm or some malicious software for installed. Or maybe an AI assistant test gone awry.
>>9142579uh, maybeI checked those threads in the archive and they were all regular on-topic images for the most part
>>9142171My main issue with the WoW races is that artists refuse to make even the slightest change when drawing them.Like, the models aren't particularly sexy, it's your mind filling the gaps that makes them so.An artist drawing them should try to close that gap, but in reality one of two things happens:Either they draw the WoW potato faces or they keep the exact same body proportions which just look off-putting 99% of the time.If they don't do either, then you can't even tell it's supposed to be a WoW character.The 3d model animations look absolutely atrocious, since they're literally on-model.>>9142220I disagree, BG3 goblins are ugly ugly, and this is by design as the director thinks female short races = pedo (but male short races are totally fine ofc).If you think otherwise I urge you to go check the wiki right now.Sazza looks disgusting, even with the 20 pounds of makeup the for some reason gave her.
>>9142222Artist?
>>9142685Nice art who drew it?
>>9142808Miregeist.Like I said last time I posted his art, he doesn't usually draw goblin girls but lately he's been doing it more and more.
>>9142685BG3 halflings have a couple of cute faces, but the bodies and proportions are so wonky it has to be on purpose
>>9142605That's why I think maybe AI assistant gone wrong. Been reading up on their testing lately and some people are being a bit vague in their statements. Saying something like post a few of my pictures in the right thread. Didn't say which thread tho, so the AI goes, welp must have meant every thread, here we go.
>>9141106Like this one?
>>9142020Yeah got banned. The reason given was that the tauren pics I posted in the WoW thread were "anthro or furry outside of /v/". Although for some reason the pandaren pics weren't?I think it was just an autismo janny looking for an excuse.>>9143195>>9142579Nope sorry, real person. I was just thinking about how I've been lurking for like 15 years saving images so I thought I'd repay the board by dumping my best stuff. My WoW folder was huge so I was splitting it up between that goblin thread and putting the gnomes and dwarves in this thread. Anyway I guess now I know why this board is so slow lmao. Big contributors get nuked.I'm mostly mad about the Pokemon pics though I posted 200 pics each of a different girl and organized them by region, that was a lot of fun.>>9142685I like how you're trying to sound intelligent but you just sound like an autistic faggot who thinks anything that doesn't cater to your tastes is objectively bad. Dude you just have a different opinion, like I legit do not like the style of goblin you're posting and insisting is superior, it's not erotic to me in the slightest. Also the orc in that pic specifically is literally just a buff elf chick with tusks.
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>>9142807Bonnytoad.
>>9144295It's adorable that you thought my schizo rant was intelligent.Anyway, Huffslove, Kooni, OkGaki, Cranihum, you don't like any of the popular shortstack artists?I legitimately do not believe someone can enter a shortstack thread and not like a single one of those, it's just not possible.Doesn't help your case that you attempted to samefag by posting a non-WoW drawing (which you went to get specifically to do so) whilst shitting on said artists, only to then get shafted by the ban lol.>Dude you just have a different opinionMost of the images you posted were complete dogshit.Out of the 40 or so images you shat on this thread, maybe 1 or 2 were okay.I don't know what to tell you man, most people filter images and only post the best they can find, or oc.No one wants faster threads at the cost of them being filled with garbage.>Also the orc in that pic specifically is literally just a buff elf chick with tusksYou're gonna flip out when I tell you what orcs usually are.No clue why you're paying attention to the orc though, I just thought the goblin and the dwarf(?) were neat.
our tastes may differ, but we all like shortstacks, let's not lose sight of that>>9144547the fact she animates and voices her own horny goblin animations is very cute
>>9145507cute gob but saturation is too high on her skin, she'd have to be emitting light for it to be that brightshe should have the same saturation as the greenery behind her
https://mega.nz/folder/O6Yy2QoR#nt0xPa3aMWVen-95J0oIvwIts over
>>9145539let's*wrap*
Ill dump some more midnas im doing
>>9145565uh I think you mean it's peak
still heavily WIP
and unrelated clown vex will WIP
>>9145570>>9145568nice work so far
>>9145573Really liking this one.
>>9145565yooo!>>9145574clown vex clown sex
Do yall think there'd be differences between goblins Like goblins from a forest would look different from goblins for caves
>>9146084Probably.
>>9145565Cranihum you son of a bitch, why no wips here?I saw it on twitter the other day and meant to commend you on it, but kinda forgot.Great work, imp sex good.>>9146084>if only you knew how autistic things really are
>>9146084yeahthere's a chart floating around that has a bunch of goblin variants based on different biomes
>>9145507Marry and sex.
>>9145565Sneed
>>9144810I looove how this character gets giggly during the act, I just wish she were in more loving scenarios with less whoring around
>>9147033>"Sorry baby, headlamp stays on."
March of Midna
>>9147281Holy based idea
>>9147445it's an artist thing like inktober, a bunch of artists are doing midna march
>>9144202more gnome content, I love these
>>9147132>9147445
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>>9147980Nice nipples
tattoo idea for a gal that loves butt stuffin
more yordles!
>>9149512As much as I like Vex and Poppy Tristana is still my fave Yordle
>>9149783All of themto fecundity
>>9149783According to Huffs, Trist's was miserable and Poppy's more enjoyable to draw.Clearly this means Poppy is the best and you are scientifically wrong.
Does anyone recall the name of the artist who had the two shortstack characters:blonde hair, glasses, diner sort of waitress - often wore pink, I remember one picture of her rollersckating in the park and her huge breasts were flopping about under her vestblack girl afro huge breasts, might have been called nicole? french accented, slut. One set of pictures had her being touched by a blind woman who went from face to boobs
>>9149967Everybody knows that artist suffering inspires better art. Therefore you are aesthetically incorrect.
>>9150176JKLind
>>9150182EXCEPT in cases where the art is the source of said sufferingPoppy is the people's choice, but there are still plenty of artists who swear by TristVex is the hot new thing, but Lulu...Well I'm sure she'll get more love when riot updates her model
Take your time.
>>9150526Uhhh, can I get a goblurger meal with a medium fries and a chocolate shake, and a goblurger cake with cream filling?
Jamacian goblin be like:Gi mi yuh cock or mi a guh stick ya wid mi nife
>>9150526>didn't explicitly state that she's not on the menu at the very beginning of the conversationrookie mistake
>>9150526can i get uuuuuuuuh shortstack? um i mean short hot, i mean stacked cakes, i mean hot shortstack, i mean you're hot, i mean hotcakes, ONE STACK OF HOTCAKES PLEASE.
surprised that theres such a lack of midna with midna march giving us so much new content
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>>9151294Smug
>>9151291Go ahead and post more anon, someone holding a gun to your head?
hope 3D is okay
i look through my exiernals and post some more later..until then
>>9150526>clank>My orders are to locate a female specimen of the goblinoid type with excellent levels of cute and stacked. >My programming does not allow for failure in my task to 'woo' said specimen who I am currently adressing. >The meal will consist burger a milkshake - and later on you - for dessert.>Dessert means sexual intercourse to mutual satisfactory climax.
ass promised, some more from my external
>>9151698jeetbot poo-thousand
You don't need to spam the thread guy, you can do it over a longer period of time... it's not like we're in danger of 404'ing
>>9151727be my guest..the last one then
>>9151642AAAAAAHHHH SHE SO SMOL I LOVE HER!!!
>>9150526I'll have the Stacked Goblurger with big buns, and the double milker goblin shake.No dressing for the Stacker, I brought my own mayo.
>>9151631didnt want to flood the thread and encourage people to go find and post some themselvesbut it looks like it got flooded by other posts lol
Alfie got a final/proper ending and it's cute. Vale, InCase, I can't remember how many times I jerked it to Mellie
Midner
thank you midna posters and other ss posters
Robo Bnuuy Shortie
>>9153270tell me why does this bot twerk?
>>9152468Alfie's mom, has got it going on.
I said Miregeist didn't draw goblins usually, but lately he's been drawing like one a week.No complaints, I love his style.> what if Gege drew goblin girls?
>>9153273Better question: Why wouldn't it twerk?
>>9154046It's great isn't it? How do we goblin-pill more artists?
Been working on this for a couple days.
>>9154426Looks good.
>>9154426How long did it take you?
>>9154428Thanks !>>9155079Roughly three to four days. Mostly just using at as an excuse to experiment and learn. Here is the finished version.
>>9144810>the fact she animates and voices her own horny goblin animations is very cuteShe does? Where, I need to see this
Shower Imp
mushroom pubes
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>>9155165bonnytoad is her tag, so you can just search that on rule34.xxx or probably most other boorus
My spirit guide told me that crani should draw a stacked frieren
>>9156292>>9156293but is the shrussy worth the fungal infection?
>>9157454good question
>>9158194>>9158196YORDLESEX
>>9158200why say the same thing twice?
>>9158358Worth saying it twice.
vexo vexo
vexo sexo
sexo sexo
sexo vexo
>>9158420>>9158422>>9158429>>9158430>>9158431Based vexbro
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>>9158446She's rolling her eyes but she isn't telling him to stop.
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sazza
>>9158433>>9158446seconding, good drop
>>9138685Dude, that may be the best way it has ever been put
>>9138685we fundamentally disagree
>>9159819vaginal version?
>>9160068Where?
>>9160970that's what I want to know
>>9159876Different strokes for different folks.
>>9158386once is good enough
>>9156409My spirit guide told me that you should commission to them to do it.
>>9160990kek
>>9138685eloquent as fuck
>>9161004>how many times do i need to teach you this lesson old manAlso, half the images you posted are complete garbage.
>bumplimit
you don't need to spamdump when we're near the end of a thread
