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Felt like drawing something sweet and sfw with her first. Might as well post here
>>9249905still doodling my sororitas between commissions
>>9249954Cute! I've always had a softspot for women with facial scars.
>>9249954Do you think they would be friends with each other?
>>9249955Good!
>>9249954what a cutiepie. I need to actually play that DLC...
>>9249955Who is she as a person?What's her backstory?Why does she dress like a stripper?
>>9250007she's a newly minted sororitas in the perpetual embers order I'm working on IRL for the wartablestill thinking on backstory stuff but she dresses like a stripper bc I think that's sexy
>>9250015she does have actual armor tho
>>9249957Thank you!>>9249980It has some fun parts but in the end I found it underwhelming
>>9250045My part of the trade I got the OP from
New Grace animation
>>9249923Milk the Empress!
>>9250129That's super nice man!
>>9250015>she dresses like a stripper bc I think that's sexybased
Does this artist still post here/get their art posted here? I haven't visited in a year or two.
>>9249954That's a dude.
>>9250045>>9250047That's lot of leather. And is this perhaps a method to detect latent psychic powers?>Blindfold someone>Provide "stimulation">Order them to read scripture they've never gone through, but let them assume you assume they have>If they can accurately reproduce the text verbally, they:a) possess some amount of psychic powersb) Have enough disclipine to make at least some use of itShould be plenty effective filtering through limited, loyal and relatively ignorant pool of subjects. If one can On the other hand, I did finally remember why her style was so familiar:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kq4OtRsdXls
>>9249909man i hate this nidshit but the way this guy draws elves is right on target for me
>>9249955Important question. Is that aquila a clip-on or a piercing? It helps inform how loyal she is.
>>9249954I want to make her feel comfortable enough to take her augmetic arm off. If it comes off. I'd be okay with her feeling safe enough to be naked.
>>9250770pastieI love drawing tiddies and nipples too much to restrict myself to only one per OC I am a slave to the rack
post OCs
>>9250849Just finished an update of old OC. Been a while
>>>/gif/30909040
>>9250785do you have any of her with innies?
>>9251175I don't but if anyone were willing to make such an image I would be eternally grateful - I'm busy with commission work currently and have little time for OC doodles for myself
>>9250771
>>9251253Precious babygirl. Pamper, scare a little, then pamper again.
>>9251102>Subject's virility:>MediocreTyranidbros...
>>9250884I remember her! A real cutie.
>>9251253She looks happy. She deserves to be happy. No fears or worries of the future or past. Just this moment here and now.
>>9251253She looks like she would like a massage. Not an erotic massage, but genuine oil and hand-pressure to re-align knots, stretch tightened tendons, and manipulate sluggish fluids trapped in muscle.Don't know how good it feels until you've been on your feet all day then get your legs kneaded like dough. Vedka deserves that.
>>9251372>>9252271>>9252274Went with the usual>>9251575Thank you!
>>9249923Is that chocolate milk?
Someone should draw this one, by instead of guro, word bearers draw chaos symbols across naked captured sororitas bodies to turn them into daemonettes.
>>9249923Golden throne but instead of constant pain, it gives constant pleasures so the god empress orgasm lights up the astronomicon.
>>9249923Realistically, with the Emperor's power and gene manipulation knowledge, he could have made himself a woman. You think he did it at least once to let Malcador hit, then have a lesbian session with Erda?
>>9249923The breasts and butt should be bigger.
>>9253713I'd wake up too if I was Guilliman
>>9253744>Guilliman x YvraineAwful pairingAlthough it's funny that human man has to be a literal immortal demigod to get any attention from eldar woman
>>9253944explain exactly how human female x male eldar is somehow more likely than the other way around without your memesall eldar think humans are repulsive regardless of gender
>>9253956did you forget that their degeneracy led to the birth of slaanesh?
>>9253956>explain exactly how human female x male eldar is somehow more likely than the other way around without your memesBecause unlike tons of fics and memes, in 40k we had Nastase who was birthed as result of human woman and eldar man relationship. And only one official interspecies couple on tabletop is eldar man and human (fanatical) woman
>>9253956It's just Noldorfag, ignore him.He's always pushing his weird cuck fetish when it comes to elves/eldar
>>9254264>And only one official interspecies couple on tabletopIt isn't a couple either. You're no better tha the Yvraine x Guilliman posters when saying shit like this.
>>9254370>Noldorfag on /wst/Rent free, /aco/ is the last board where he could be>>9254371Gulyvraine shippers build their dreamworld on single banter where these two sweared to kill each other and never met again. While Kyganil x Stern ship is mostly brought up about either to troll or ragebait eldussy dreamers. I won't even mention that before 2019-2020 clown the nunfucker ship was been elite ball knowledge and no one talked about it especially here because human supremacy was being molested by big eldar cock, what counterpointed main audience. And yes, Kyganil x Stern have much more space for shipping, atlest because they selled in single box and count as single unit. Show me the same but human men x eldar women
>>9254384counterpoint: Gman and Yvraine would make a cute couple. He needs a fucking hug, and the only way Eldar can get a win is in connection with the spess mehreens. tune down the 'tism and accept people are going to make their toys smooch even if it's not going to be canon
>>9254386>Gman and Yvraine would make a cute coupleif rechange everything in both characters to solve at that pure cancerous copium>and the only way Eldar can get a win is in connection with the spess mehreens.you could just say that you need elf gf and just left it at that
>>9254384You are Noldorfag, easy to spot
>>9254421I cherish noldorfag how he mindrape you guys. A little oppose to your schizophrenia and you seeking and imagining everyone as literally hitler. Single mention of kyganil and stern and that niche ship >>9254371 equalized to most lame shipposters of 40k. That one ship who have more sfw and nsfw arts summary that tyranids for entire 40k, even with Dolf's and lewdpencil's best efforts
What makes the Guilliman Yvraine ship work is that Primarchs are some of the only Superhumans created by the Emperor that are actually capable of feeling sexual desire and of having sex since their dicks work, both Fulgrim and Jaghatai had multiple wives for example. Kind of an oversight on Big Es part, you'd think he'd remove that from them since it makes them slightly more susceptible to Slaaneshi corruption
>>9254635If anything that would make them more susceptible. Healthy and satisfying sex life is probably the best protection from Slaanesh
>>9252628As long as she's feeling loved.>>9253944Hey! It's the cuck! Did you finally leave your wife or you are "ironically" pretending to love being cucked? Given that you're still projecting your unfaithful wife onto fictional characters, I think I already know the answer.
>>9254635If they have functional pee-pee, they would never do what they do in HH
>>9254702All of them have perfectly functional cock and balls. Like space marines and their primarchs. Making the natural testosterone builders vanish is bad design for a genius like the Emps. As for if they are fertile, most likely not. He didn't want a strain of superhumans that weren't controlled.
>>9254512Noldorfag, you are easy to spot and recognize because you are the only one who is this retarded over elves and insistent on pushing your weird cuck fetish.
Re-reading Elfslayer made me remember how much I adore the dark elves/druchii. Such absolute bastards, and they definitely enjoy sex. Gangbang rituals, casual nudity, slave brothels, bed slaves, and more ahoy. Granted, much of what was in there probably wouldn't be allowed on this board.
>>9254635>both Fulgrim and Jaghatai had multiple wivesNothing in the books says Jaghatai had any spouses, and Fulgrim never said “wife”. He said he was married.
New comm
>>9256202Please inform this cultist that my last act before she kills me will to point at her, laugh loudly, and exclaim, "She's only got three tits! She can't afford four!">>9256200>He said he was married.Married to what? The job?
>>9256200Was it Dorn who was married? I know at least one other Primarch beside Fulgrim was canonically married
>>9254564I don't like how smug this nugget is. Like she's been mentally and spiritually fucked that she actually enjoys her the nugget lyfe.
>>9256233>Married to what? The job?Does he know?>>9256306You may be confusing some fanfiction with canon
>>9256333Smugget.>>9256306I'm not sure I remember any other Primarch being married except Fulgrim. I guess Khan might've had a very Bretonnian relationship with his horses.
Another comm
>>9256713browned up elves and eldar will always make me gag. well drawn but still
>>9256817More brown elves for me then
>>9256896I too enjoy eating shit.
>>9256713>niggeldarlol, lmao
>>9256713Is that some futa comm with some half-eldar?
>>9257046No futa and iirc just an eldar
>>9253459Why the fuck would anyone, ever want to be a woman? Especially voluntarily turning into one!
>>9257069So I can fantasize about myself getting raped by genestealers obviously?I can't do that if I'm not a woman.
>>9257078AGP nonsense and a sign of mental health issues, but you do you, amigo.
>>9256202>>9256233>"She's only got three tits! She can't afford four!"Sad...>>9257069>Why the fuck would anyone, ever want to be a woman?I mean boobs are pretty awesome, while my penis isn't naturally prehensile...
>>9257166Fuck off Whiteeagle
>>9253944Go away noldorfag
>>9257175Don't make me haunt you in your wet dreams...
>>9257335Attempted matricide is a sin, degenerate
>>9257345It was an accident, she told me to let go!
>>9253459If I remember it well, in The End and the Death blslop malcador said that emperor has been a woman in several lives. So technically, (s)he could draining eldar cocks to receive knowledge about webway. At least we know that (s)he learned some skills from an eldar autarch and use it in a fight with horus (no one tell you how eldar autarchs appeared in the 200 years between the fall and siege of terra because fuck you, shut up and buy our products)
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>>9257573
It makes sense that human women would fuck Eldar males while Eldar women wouldn't fuck human men.Women don't date down, Eldar men are amazing, human men are wothless ranjeets
Are there any wholesome/romantic porn images of fem Eldar x male Human that aren't Gorillaman x Yvraine/Raszard
https://files.catbox.moe/2tmor8.pngThe actual eldar women x human male interaction
Anyone knows the source?
>>9258245can't you actually post the image?
>>9258341he can't because it's off-topic, and it's off-topic because it's gore
>>9258240Not images, but OsmiumAnon from this thread wrote a rather wholesome story a few years back about an Astartes breaking their conditioning with the power of love and handholding.
>>9258315why is she so popular? who is drawing her
>>9258315Miao Ying from Warhammer Fantasy
>>9258240There is none. It's all horrible, stale self-insert nonsense. The fics are somehow even worse.>>9257241Completly unrealistic image. Eldar are far too tall to pose like that.>>9258245Cute, canon and wholesome
This is what we call a samefag:>9258245>9259022Learn to identify them!
>>9258315That Total Warhammer Mod was the worst thing to ever happen to Miao Ying. Complete loss of face, reduced to an eternal Slaaneshi Slut, never to recover.Which only makes me madder that Kerilian never got a fraction of that corruption action.
>>9259127Miao has the advantage of existing in a game with actual Slaanesh enemies that have actual seduction mechanics. Kerrilian's options for corruption are >smelly rats>smelly goats>smelly green menTotal War's gameplay is also a lot more friendly to lewd mods than Vermintide. If you wanted a corruption mod you'd probably have better luck modding Kerillian into Total War as a hero than modding Vermintide.
Why does Noldorfag seethe at elf female x human male here? I thought he hated porn
>>9259148Thankfully smelly goatmen fucking hot ladies is good and righteous.
>>9259246>found out the artist that made this retired for good goddamn it, not too often do you see high quality beastman artists
Female Eldar x Genestealer/Tyranid breeding porn is miles beter than Human "male" x Eldar female self-insert blackedslopGiven the choice an Eldar woman would rather get gangbanged by nids than even touch a disgusting monkeymanIn Eldar women's eyes: Tyranid chads >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> human """"""males"""""""https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/ZaisuthraAlso every human x eldar couple is Eldar BVLL x human female
>>9259353Your wife isn't going to come back, dude.
>>9259353Genestealer breeding porn of any kind will top anything else in my eyes.
>>9249905Is it wrong to find Tau Femboys hot?
Any drawfag that makes human x eldar "art" should be slaughtered.Make proper art of a human lying slaughtered as the Eldar woman gets bred by either an Eldar bvll or a Tyrabvll by the pathetic human cuck jeetoid's mangled corpse with it's severed monkey excuse for a penis.
An Eldar woman would rather get raped for eternity by Slaanesh than touch a worthless human male.If an Eldar woman could reverse the entire curse of Slaanesh by kissing the woman and save all Eldar souls she would refuse.And all the Eldar would understand.
get this nigga some elf pussy
>>9259513>>9259512>back to back postsholy kek, absolutely buckbroken by Human men
>>9253944Cuckfag
>>9253967I'd say female eldar X male human can work. You have bitches in real life fucking their dogs and horses. There's definitely some eldar women who dabble in human fucking because the sheer degeneracy of the act turns them on.
>>9258238>Women don't date downEh are you unaware on how prone to bad decisions making women are? Also forgetting dog fucking statistics?
>>9259715>>9259719>le dogwe pretend that women from all species are the same
>>9259734If you somehow managed to interact with an intelligent alien species and managed to document all parts of their behaviour so that it might be compared to our activity as humans I'm all ears.
>>9259754Would be good if GW even try to write something instead of bolterporn or miserable adverisment, but we just imagine them as us instead becasue we want a reason to comprehend our dreams about sex with alien in pure xenophobic universe (implying that I against toykissers in their containted zone, but waifutardism goes too far with normies and youtube shorts lorefags) And implying that advancing somehow could stop from these dreamings
>>9259775
Need more lewd art of female stormcasts.
>>9259777I prefer female custodian, but looks like taking domination over tall woman is not a thing nowadays...
>>9259780Femstodes are nice too, but it does bum me out how little female stormcast lewds there are.
>>9259148>smelly green menThey added orcs to vermintide?
>>9259692They humored his microdick then chopped it offhttps://files.catbox.moe/2tmor8.png and got blown out by Tyranid bvlls since Tyranid cockmeat is cleaner than touching a filthy humanjeet while Eldar bvlls seeded all the female guards who slaughtered their "male" cuckpatriots.
>>9259715It can only work like this https://files.catbox.moe/2tmor8.png as the human cuckling rots while the Eldar woman bounces on spiked nidbvllcock laughing at the torn up corpse of the humanjeetoid.
>>9259771It would be good if GW wrote human genocide with all the "men" lying dead in planet-wide mass graves as Eldar bvlls fuck the females on top of the corpse sea.
>>9259836>>9259839>>9259841I sense same fagging
>>9259696I remember making this edit, good times. Glad to see it's still floating around.
Ok, here's some good in-lore ways why female eldar x male human sex (or even romance) might happen>Eldar are prone to wandering the galaxy, even when not on path of the ranger. That's plenty of ways to get into trouble that might require brief alliance with humans>Craftworld society is rife with insane amount of rigid ritual and requirements. Eldar are immortal and have far too good memories to forget even small slights. It might be tempting for one to go for a dalliance with someone who doesn't know anything about her lifeA chance which I'd imagine increases the higher lady eldar stands in craftworld hierarchy>Even if eldar see humans as whole to be pathetic that just means the expections intrigue them more. A human who has been able to foil eldar amnipualtions shopuld be interesting to them, male or female>Eldar are by no means a harmoneous society, despite their best efforts. They have plenty of infighting, even within craftworlds or comorragh>Humans as whole in setting are intensely xenophobic, and maniuplating them is not easy due to (rightfully placed) paranoia. Eldar woman might have to resort to sweetening the deal when other methods of persuasion are unavailable>Humans still have a vast interstellar empire, eldar squandered their own. There are plenty of places that eldar can't get into, and things they can't take without appealing to humans>Humans can tap into chaos quite easily, and Slaanesh alone has had whole eldar civilization on ropes since the fall. However, such romance is generally ill-advised. Eldar are required to be duplicitious due to how their civilization ahs fallen, and regular human life-span isn't much for them. It will always be lopsided relationship, and negative to humaity as whole.Don't just self-insert. As much as >>9259022 isn't a good post, the picture is quite fine
>>9259904Samefagging would imply he's trying to make it seem like multiple people.This is just spamming
>>9259961>Ok, here's some good in-lore ways why female eldar x male human sexYou forgot the fact that haughty Eldar women are built for instant loss, be it to humans, nids or literally any other xenos.
>>9259780>>9259783Femstodes are redundantly forced when Sisters of Silence, Sisters of Battle, & Stormcast Eternals exist. Hell even the Daughters of Khaine as the female faction overshadowing what's there of the dark elves in AoS. Femstodes add nothing the others don't already do.
>>9260478You might be shocked, but custodes and sos audiences don't overlap. Space marine+++ (gold edition) fans hate them. Poor bald women have less fans that clowns and only 4 small decals in fucking dog vs dust hhslop box transfer sheet.For that and because idea of the talons of the emperor doesn't work on tabletop properly (and because ADB was in charge) there have always been female custodians>Femstodes add nothing the others don't already do(you) can breed the emperor of mankind's mastermind creations
>>9260488This is because GW hates actually doing anything with them. If they wanted femstodes, SoS already were there. They literally wear the same kind of armor. And already have the privilege of elite training while working alongside custodes. They didn't even TRY to implement the femstodes as at least something that were made after the fact. Just a lazy handwave of them always being there. I can't cum to lazy writing.
>>9260497>GW hates actually doing anything with anyone but space marines, but if they even do something, it's far worse than if they didn'tfixed
>>9260523That is also true!
hey, fap material is fap material. it's the only way to cope with the fact that GW won't let go of it's Imperium boner.
>>9260527The Imperium's cool but they have so much more aspects that go unused in models & novels. At least the SoB do get some books.
Why the fuck are some people sperging about Eldar x Human lore plausability and male/female dynamic here?It's a fucking porn thread 95% of the art posted here isn't loreful.
>>9260612>why is there nerds arguing in my niche nerd franchise porn thread
>>9260618Again>porn threadAnd hyper seething about that topic in particular. You have shit that's miles more lorebreaking posted here and human and eldar of all things, which happens in a GW approved video game is what breaks some people's minds.
>>9260622So you want MORE arguing then?
>>9260624No.I'm simply questioning the seethe fixation on that one particular pairing, given it's a light offender if lore is cited as the justification for the sperging.
>>9260622>human and eldar of all thingsWishing to fuck an elf is too common for most fantasy, but 40k is the one setting that doesn't let you do it>breaks some people's mindsIt breaks, because between human male and eldar female (most required according to main audience) really nothing happened, but happened between human female (male is optional because that romance is written for shiny girls who want a bad elf) and eldar male. Just look at that ukrainian retard and his yrliet derangement syndrome
>>9260630>Wishing to fuck an elf is too common for most fantasy, but 40k is the one setting that doesn't let you do itsir, i don't know if you've noticed, but there's all kinds of heresy posted here, including female space marines. why the fuck is this the hill you want to die on?
>>9260630>but 40k is the one setting that doesn't let you do it>It breaks, because between human male and eldar female (most required according to main audience) really nothing happenedBut same goes for most of the other stuff posted here. Like r63 primarchs/marines, tyranid rape, all sorts of monsterfucking/bbeastialty, all sorts of characters acting OOC and having innacurate proportions like Eldar/Tau titcows etc. etc.I don't see why this is 'tism bait in particular given the context.
>>9260634God forbid a nerds have some arguing in porn thread>but there's all kinds of heresy posted here, including female space marinesI know that dude, just asking on your question
just call noldorfag a dumb nigger and leave him to his elf themed dildos, he's not going to cure himself of his faggotry unless he kills himself
>>9260650>I know that dude, just asking on your questionwrong dude, my dude.
>>9260646>I don't see why this is 'tism bait in particular given the context.Because noldorfag and his cultists larp as male elves and feel cucked by the prospect of HMEF and are butthurt that it's popular among the fans.You can do a gorillion lorebreaking things with elves, even sex with other fictional races/beasts, they won't bat an eye. But when the human male that they see as their "cucker" is mentioned they go ballistic and try to "deligitimize it".
>>9260612because noldorfag projects his stupid cuck fetish on it for some reasonhe already shits up /co/ and /tg/ elf threads with his faggotry
>>9260646Because forbidden fruit is sweet, and memes spread too far>>9260651He's never been on /aco/ desu, all these years
>>9260658Funny thing, some AI sloppa anon was making pregnant elves and Noldorfag, out of nowhere created a narrative that the father must be a human and that it's cuckshit lmao
>>9260661What can I say, noldorfag has brain worms and he should invest in a shotgun and one bullet to cure it.
>>9260497>If they wanted femstodes, SoS already were thereSisters of Silence aren’t Custodes retard, they literally specialize in witch hunting and being anti Psyker units. Might as well have posted “I’m a fucking larper who just joined yesterday because some retarded grifter told me 40k was the last bastion of white culture”
>>9260774They're the closest thing to an equivalent. Because femstodes are literally impossible in the lore as is.
>>9260646>having innacurate proportions like Eldar/Tau titcows etc. etc.They are not inaccurate!>>9260776>Because femstodes are literally impossible in the lore as is.How so?
>>9260776>Because femstodes are literally impossible in the lore as is.A) Lore is mutable. Has been for decades. B) Lore was changed recently to include them.You're behind the times, mate.
>>9260827>>9260827Wish Katarin had boots like those in-game rather than the exact fucking same shoes as every other Kislev unit
>>9260774it's pretty obvious he wasn't being literal you autist
>>9260778>How so?NTA, but iirc custodes are described as being exclusively created from the sons or male heirs of some high-ranking position in the imperium, I forget which exactly
>>9259961>Ok, here's some good in-lore ways why female eldar x male human sex (or even romance) might happenYeah like this https://files.catbox.moe/2tmor8.pngAnd then after slaughtering that patheting humanjeet the Eldar woman either returns to the Eldar chads at her Craftworld or to the Nid chads at a special Craftworld such as https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/ZaisuthraEldar women would rather let literal dogs fuck them and shit down their throat then even touch a human male.If an Eldar woman was presented with the choice of Eternal Slaaneshi torture and holding a humanpoojeet's hand for 5 seconds she would shatter her spirit stone and slit her own throat at lightning speed.
>>9260612Because every fanwank you could imagine in 40K is more realistic than an eldar woman giving the time of day to a human """male""".Women don't date down, only Eldar chads can ravage human pussy, humanjeets can't even touch an Eldar woman's hand with their basedlimbs.
>>9260827Every single Eldar woman alive would prefer being bred by that to even being looked at by a human """male"""
Enough about Eldar pussyI want to ravage Eldar bussy
>>9260918>NTA, but iirc custodes are described as being exclusively created from the sons or male heirs of some high-ranking position in the imperium, I forget which exactlySupposedly the "sons of terrain nobility" but I'm not even sure where that quote comes from.
>>9260918>>9260960Yeah and GW retconned that. Like they did whenever they added a new unit before 8th (eg: the Wyvern/Space Marine AA tanks/etc).The dumb shit with Femstodes was the weird attempt to gaslight the community by saying the lore always allowed them instead of just saying "yeah, we retconned it".>>9260946Are you broken? That's not a human male and that's not an Eldar woman.
>>9260970and people are rightly rejecting the retcon, because it was a stupid tone-deaf decision meant to appease people who aren't even actual fans, they just want to spread "the message" into male hobby circles where it does not belong
>>9261037Still doesn't mean they're impossible in lore "as is". Even if GW changed the current lore to be retarded, they still changed the current lore
>>9260953you think noldorfag goes full sperg about HMem?
>>9260970theres no fixing noldorfag and his dumb elf larpers except for a quick deathpost more lewdpencil
>>9261050and by 'people', he means the grifter crowd who keep howling about it for rage bait and engagement
I should get a comm with my Slaanesh DPrincess.
>>9260827Still maybe my favorite Katarin picture.
>>9261376not a lot out there unfort
>>9260970>weird attempt to gaslight the community by saying the lore always allowed themGW are physically and mentally incapable of not shooting their foot when handed a firearm. Doesn't even need to be loaded, they'll provide their own ammunition.If they just said that newer Custodes were accepted as female to prevent further inbreeding and female infanticide among the noble Terran classes I'd accept the explanation as grimdark bullshit.But we may be getting off-track here. I'd suggest going to >>>/tg/98423684 if you want to shit on GW's dissasociation from not just their own game, but from other people in general.
>>9261234Your Slaaneshi Princess is my favourite of your D.Princesses. Have you made a collage of them all together?
>>9261234so generic
>>9261442Tragically.
>>9261530Oh really? thats neat to hear. may I ask what you like about her?No but i should now that i have all of them done by that same artist. Just gotta think of how best to edit them together.>>9261585fair. i wasnt trying to be to out their with it.
>>9261758Saucenao is down and yandex can't find a sauce. So, source?
>>9261113>you think noldorfag goes full spergBased on all the posts is constantly full sperg.
>>9261037>and people are rightly rejecting the retconOnly 1/3 rejected it.1/3 didn't care and the last 1/3 welcomed it.
>>9261050they were impossible in the lore up until the retcon, because as stated before, they were created via chosen sonsthis anon makes a good point >>9261520>>9261814those numbers are not accurate and everyone knows itthe ones that welcome it aren't even 40k fans, let alone players, they just want to "own the chuds" before moving on to try and ruin the next IP like a swarm of locusts
Eldar female x humanjeet male is the lowest form of blackedlsop.An Eldar woman would never touch a filthy monkey she would rather have an entire Tyranid Hive Fleet run a train on her and pump her full of gaunts.Eldar women canonically prefer them to human """men"" https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/ZaisuthraThe only correct Eldar female x Human """male""" interaction is this:https://files.catbox.moe/2tmor8.pngThe only canon Eldar and human pairing are Eldar MALE x human female.Eldar hunks fucking human women makes sense as women never date down. Humanjeet males can never compare to Eldar studs.Women irl pet their animals, the fact that someone like yrliet wouldn't even touch the Cuck trader means that she views the human male LOWER than an animal. Get that trough your head. Your blackedslop is pure fantasy.
>>9260941>>9261933Self-hatred metastasizing so dramatically as to extend to someone's entire species and dominate their takes on both hobbies and sexuality is the sort of thing that needs to be studied in an extremely secure laboratory. I feel like this is patient zero in a 2030s doomsday cult or something.Do you actually enjoy this weird-ass performative human vilification ritual? Or are you just so numb that you're desperate to feel anything at all, so you're self-flagellating at the largest scale you can imagine?
>>9261852>those numbers are not accurateThey are.
>>9261852>they were impossible in the lore up until the retconThat was never the case for Custodes. We don't even know the specifics of custodes creation besides knowing that it utilizes DAoT gene tech (might as well be magic) and then biomancy (actual fucking magic). And when you start bringing and involving magic in things all realism goes out the window.And the other part we knew is that custodes creation process has always been tailored and customizes to each individual child that goes through it. Female custodes were never impossible in the fluff.
>>9261852>the ones that welcome it aren't even 40k fans, let alone players, they just want to "own the chuds" before moving on to try and ruin the next IP like a swarm of locuststhe fact that you get so worked up over something so trivial isn't exactly helping your case, bud. Even I didn't particularly care for the hamfisted retcon, but it changes nothing about how the game is played, nor does it affect the setting because it's literally just banana people and they're few enough as is, and it's not like you're going to strip the model just to look at it's barbie body anyway. I'm more disappointed in the fact that they changed the squats and the necrons from what they were in the older lore.
>>9261785>twitter.com/sezdraw/status/2080327591333146922Be cautious about trawling through their other art....It's an "ACQUIRED" taste.
>>9261778>like about herUnfortunately my love for her is bitch-basic deep. Based on a combo of snake-woman and multi-arm. The bodypaint/tattoos is just extra gravy on the sex-pie.Which might be her appeal. Like the soft drugs Slaanesh peddles before she gets you hooked on the real freaky shit.
>>9261967>Female custodes were never impossible in the fluff.Go away James, it explicitly used to say that Custodes were made from the SONS of Terran nobility in the pre-retcon codexes.>>9262247Built for [spoiler]Instant Loss[/spoiler], same as pic related
>>9262394EH fuck it the imperium changed their minds. If they can alter genetics and install bio chips and new organs then what's stopping them from making female custodies.
since we're talking pre retcon stuff, that means I can have my half eldar half human hybrids.
>>9262261Seconding that.Maybe a decade ago or two, I would've found stuff like that repulsive, but it oddly grew on me. Nice art style and detail.
>>9261963i know they're not accurate, thanks for admitting it>>9261967that was always the case for custodes. female custodes never existed the same way female space marines never existed, this is not a difficult concept to grasp>>9262061i wouldn't call stating facts "getting worked up", that's a disingenuous accusation
>>9262403>what's stopping them from making female custodies...The fact that the Custodes are supposed to be the best of the best and demigod-tier, and the frames of women are weaker than that of men?
>>9262455>i wouldn't call stating facts "getting worked up", that's a disingenuous accusationis it? you won't stop bitching about it like they killed your dog. The facts as you post it is old and out dated. You were the one who kept trying to act like outdated lore was the one truth.
>>9262459You can sweep for it all you want, it doesn't change the fact that the Femstodes launch bombed so hard that GW had to make all the new Horus Heresy kits available to 40k Adeptus Custodes armies in 11th edition to spur sales. The cultural moment is over, you lost and clinging to a pyrrhic victory like a kit that was greenlit in 2021 isn't going to change the fact that all of the basedboys and cuckolds and autogynophiles combined won't make up for the normal people who don't want to see ten-foot-tall muscle mommies and Current Year progressive proselytizing in their tabletop wargame.But I admire your commitment to the bit. It's a weird hill to die on, admittedly, but at least you're dead.
>>9262498>still can't get over femstodes. tries to pull 'no, you'. touch grass man. All I'm saying is that it's real silly trying to arbitrate what is true in universe when you're not the IP holder. But hey, stay mad.
>>9262459you won't stop replying to me, does that mean you're getting worked up and bitching at me like i killed your dog, or does that only apply to people you disagree with?
>>9262529Feel free to not respond then. Or perhaps you would prefer to be the one to have the last word?
Personally I think all the Custodes should be stacked ambiguously brown futas
>>9262710worst of both worlds
>>9259961Just play Rogue Trader. There's an Eldar companion named Yrliet that you can romance. She eventually opens up to you, shows you her soul stone and teaches you to enter each other's souls as a romantic gesture.Sex between the races would be too risky for the Eldar as any emotion outside of "this is for the sole purpose of procreation" would result in the murder rape of their soul by Slaneesh.
>>9262841>Sex between the races would be too risky for the Eldar as any emotion outside of "this is for the sole purpose of procreation" would result in the murder rape of their soul by Slaneesh.This just makes >>9260320's scenario even better
>>9262841Nah, any eldar woman that gets dicked down by a human enjoys the God-Emperor's divine protection from the ruinous powers because every sperm is sacred even if it is inseminating a filthy xenos' egg.
>>9262394>it explicitly used to say that Custodes were made from the SONS of Terran nobilityAnd that doesn't make it impossible to turn girls into custodes.It just said they used sons for the process, nowhere does it include or say that the custodian creation process is incompatible with girls.The reason why it is sons in the first place is to show the Emperor's utter subjucation of the noble houses of Terra. He takes away their prime heirs to be his unquestioning, unwavering bodyguards who are enslaved to his will. GW including girls into that just makes the Emperor's domination of the noble houses even more absolute.
>>9262455>i know they're not accurate, thanks for admitting itI never admitted anything. You're wrong and just pushing your own biased view point because you have an agenda.
>>9262841>Sex between the races would be too risky for the Eldar as any emotion outside of "this is for the sole purpose of procreation" would result in the murder rape of their soul by Slaneesh.That's not true though. Slaanesh only gets their souls if they either go too far with warp powers, or die without a soulstone or some other backup. Slaanesh can't just reach into the Materium and insta-gib any Eldar that feels anything.
>>9263004for what it's worth, the opposition to the concept of femstodes is more down to the fact that they were plopped into the lore and everyone's just supposed to act as if that's the caseIf after the events of Master of Mankind the Emperor looked around and saw that his Ten Thousand was down to like, Four Hundred or so after the War in the Webway, then took a look at the Sisters of Silence and got the idea for femstodes, it'd probably go down easier to the fandomBut then you get the whole idea of naked Custodes and things just get sillyAll in all, it's a semi-interesting idea that got sent out half-assed, so that's in line with GW
>>9263012Custodes decide on self-exile if their reaction times drop by like a fraction of a second. A femstodes would be fully a male one to match "her" brothers. So they'd be fuck-ugly creations of science where you have to put extra effort to reach even barely the par.The only, and literally only reason they exist is to give the Custodes a "modern" redesign as pinnacles of humanity with the peak of everything.They're badly designed from a lore standpoint, from a things making sense standpoint, and require you to suspend every bit of disbelief to accept them. They suck.
>>9263004Bro, teen boys from amateur sports teams beat top tier female athletes constantly. Women have to have their own fucking chess tournaments or they can't compete. I know they write the Emps with contempt and hate for the character of the competency he should have, but he's not reddit-stupid. There is no reason why he'd waste noble daughters on making them sub-par bodyguards just for prestige. He's not driven by lust for having a bunch of women around him, so he's going to make them actually competent at their jobs.
>>9263012Yeah, if there was one flaw, it was definitely lacking in set up. Probably could have done with malcador or someone musing that the tech was possible to make female custodes during the crusade era. And then during the Heresy, you could follow it up with several noble houses trying to hide their sons from the fighting (perhaps hoping to keep their lineage alive should surrender be an option), while others threw all of theirs into the fray and lost them. So, rather than reward the cowards, they took the daughters of those loyal families and turned them into custodes to both replace losses and as a bit of internal politics.
>>9263031xir, you are complaining about hand-maded bioweapon in fantasy. It doesn't matter what sex the platform was (especially if no one buys SoS) Does esher or eldar warrior women too weak to you too?
>>9263037Escher are drugged up junkies with scrap guns, not supposed to bodyguard a totally-not-god. Eldar women are eldar, their physical prowess is likely lesser than their males, but hard to compare to humans. Fuck off to your favourite streamer, you've wasted a whole thirty seconds of my time.
>>9263040>wants realism in the absurd over-the-top sci-fantasy war gameThis will never not be funny.
>>9262498They announced the femstodes kits will be available to 40k at the time of the first preview
>>9263050NTA, but I will support the retcons once GW people learn to sculpt some female faces
>>9263092not that i wouldn't mind some better sculpted faces, but I'm kind of chill with the ugly look. I think it fits the grimdark.
>>9263031>He's not driven by lust for having a bunch of women around himSo he's into dudes is what you are saying...
>>9263215and thus, the fapstodes were created
>>9263260I mean yeah, if they want to bitch about female bodyguards being SO impractical despite being something done in real life, might as well question their sexuality!
Eldar male x human female exists in canonEldar female x human male does not
>>9263625https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/ZaisuthraAlso this exists, they were willing to get with that but not human males :)
We need more femboy Eldar
>>9261940This is advanced cuckoldry, only curable by suck-starting a shotgun
Eldar futa top x human sissy male bottom, would be acceptable as the human male is getting treated like the worthless inferior being that it is. Eldar female x human male is still worthless blackedslop any notion of a human male cuck being the conqueror or winning an Eldar woman's heart is pure incel brown fantasy, Eldar chad x human female is accurate kino.
>>9263681Since when is Slaanesh a human male?>>9263781Of course the cuck is into futa
9ft tall female dark eldar x teenage human male and the eldar seduces the boy cause she's a freak.
>>9263912considering drukhari tastes, a shotacon drukhari would be considered extremely vanilla by their kindI approve
>>9263836his brain has been cooked by too much nigger dick, it's actually quite sad
>>9263912Human twink x Eldar mommy is peak
The final redpill is realizing that in 40K human male x human female/SoB/Femstodes is also incel fantasy blackedshit. Since no human woman would touch a human "man" while Eldar chads and Tyranids exist. The Imperium's female population would kill all the males and surrender themselves to be Eldar or Tyranid breeding/fuck stock.
fuck this gay thread you guys are getting astartes cock now
>>9264285>ass eating>tongue is clearly in pussy
>>9264284>>9264285I thought this was gay shit just looking at the back.
>>9264284>>9264285>>9264286>>9264288space marines are already gay, every art with them is gay porn
someone post that shit from rogue trader. the one with them dancing.
>>9264331
>>9264116>shotacon drukhari>Drukhari ironically fucking shotas because she likes the look in their mothers eyes as she rides them in front of them>Ends up unironically liking shotasLike the warning about ironically enjoying gooner porn will turn you into a gooner.
>>9264380more like being a shotacon would be considered to be practically vanilla for dark eldar, considering the canonical stuff they get up to
>>9264343>those two ultramarines doing the chunky monkey in the backahh, the good old days before 3rd Edition3rd Edition was where 40k really went all in on the grimdark and all the silly satire went out for bigger pauldrons
>>9264410>bigger pauldronsNah. The stupid-huge pauldrons never went away.
>>9264410i still miss my beloved
>>9264421Is that model holding a chainsword or a long gun?
>>9260523
>>9264467I love Sisters of Silence. This art always has me diamonds.
>>9264405Considering in Elfslayer the dark elves gather pretty boys and girls from the slave hold of their Black Ark to be put in the ship's brothels, the dark eldar would probably just be worse about it. So yeah.
>>9263092>>9263196One of the dark secrets of the existing miniatures is that the sculpts usually aren't all that bad, but the high contrast 'eavy metal scheme GW does on them makes them look harsh. Same sculpt, different paintjob. Sisters are humans just like any other in the settting. Some are pretty, some aren't. Worship of the "ideal" human form is a part of the Imperial Creed though, it's one of the reasons why mutants are so frowned upon. The thing I hate most is people insisting that they're ALL cute waifus or ALL war scarred uggos.
>>9264822Personally I want war-scarred waifus
>>9264343Best thing Boltgun did was revive D-Rok if only for a little while.
Lewdpencil here. Still grinding away on comms, but here's a little WIP on a preggo F!Blood Angel, praying and reflecting.
>>9265057Meh
>>9265057the sheer religious eroticism is off the charts. they'd flay you alive for this in the middle ages
>>9265057Great stuff as usual!
>>9265057hey, lewd, would it be much to ask if you could draw a sister impregnated by a 'nid and a sister impregnated by a daemon side by side and trying to console one another?
>>9265115>asking him to draw a full, 4 chara piece for zero $$$
>>9265057Hell yeah. That’s a fun piece
>>9265478I thought Lewd was a girl desu
>>9265497That's Blindwildcat you're thinking of. I don't know if lewd is a guy or girl.
https://x.com/OnionTheod47419/status/2050291782403911893
>>9265057Every single Eldar woman would rather have this than the touch of a fitlhy humanjeet """man""""A single gant has more masculine vril and alpha musk than the entirety of human cuckmales in the galaxy combined.Human women would prefer this too as everything is preferable to failed humanjeet "males"
>>9265057Draw an Eldar woman slicing a human "male" in half after the pathetic creature asks her on a dare and in the next panel her getting bred by a Alpha Tyranid warrior which has the human's head on it's claw
>>9258315She turned Archaon into a dildo!!!
>>9265743>I've been turned into a dildo, Valkia.>I AM BECOME ARCHAON, THE EVER-DILDO!
No new bread?
>>9266084I'll do then>>9266089>>9266089>>9266089
