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Is being a gooner really that bad?
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>>33541078
i mean if you want a wife and kids yeah
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>>33541078
It can keep you sane through low point especially if you're working on something, trying to get your money up
I get really irritable and horny when I abstain, it increases my impact towards women but the thing is I work a public facing job and sexual tension gets in the way of my duties and makes me think thoughts about risking my entire career for some pleasure. Gooning keeps me on track earning money without feeling like I need to tear to skin off of my skull
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I dont think that being a gonner is that bad, since there are soo many nowadays.
But it is bad if just goon all days i think you understand that. Everything in excess causes problem.
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>>33541078
Who was that famous dude who would just jerk off and nut all over women? He wouldn't even penetrate the mouth, ass or vage. Just jerks off in front of them. Now that's a gooner I can look up to and respect.
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>>33541078
Gooner is just one letter away from 'Goner'.
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>>33541078
Yes, gooncaveing is peak reddit.
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>>33541078
Its fine. You can be an alcoholic or drug addict or serial killer, but all you do is beat off.
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>>33541078
I saw a video today of a couple of lesbians getting spanked by this other lesbian and getting wedgies with like grandma panties

I saw the jiggle physics of the butt and I was like.. aaata..
like, it awakens something primal.
It cannot be stopped
millions must be creampied
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>>33541349
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>>33541354
Who is that? Is that Johnny Sins?
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>>33541354
kek google images says this is the colosseum
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>>33541349
can I see?
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>>33541078
you were never going to amount to anything anyway, so go ahead.
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>>33542185
Hey, what's that supposed to mean?!
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>>33542237
jej
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>>33542605
Hmm, never seen a comic strip that reads in the opposite direction before.
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>>33542660
Weird
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>>33541078
No, it's very fun.
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>>33541138
Louis CK
>>33541349
Sauce
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Is gooning a defined activity?

I feel like jerkin it 8 hours a day, simping for OF models or adoring specific porn models, is completely opposite from getting it out of the way in 5 mins with none or minimal amount of porn. Youre still masturbating daily technically
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>>33544974
Louis CK didn't do porn
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>>33541078
Much better than being an alcoholic or pothead but still not that healthy to jerk off more than a few times a week
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>>33541386
>zoomer newfags don't recognize Der Coomer
This site is truly dead.
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>>33541078
>>33541120
>>33542185

As a successful man with a wife, and kid I can say that loving porn, and cumming every day is one of the main reasons I'm able to function on a high output level. I don't drink, smoke, or gamble, but if loving porn, and cumming a lot makes you a "gooner" then I will say being a gooner has given me a very desirable life.
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>>33549011
I remember when every post on every board was
AAHHHHHHHHHHHH I'M COOOOOOOOMMMIIIIIINNNNNGGGGG
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i fucking love it. the orgasms are amazing, especially if i abstain for a week or two. but i recognize it's a sign that i need more in my life. im in my mid-30's and work a dead end job and totally see how gooning pacifies me to this miserable and pathetic existence.
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>>33541120
I goon specifically because I don't have a wife, nor any chance of getting one
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>>33541078
I don't know what gooning actually means. I cum upwards of 15 times a day but I definitely don't goon. I just get the urge, masturbate for average 2 minutes and cum, maximum 10 minutes and cum
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>>33549986
When do you start shooting blanks?
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>>33550649
>Anon has never heard of the femanon
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>>33549986
I masturbate an average of two to six hours a day and I cum maybe a hundred times an hour without stopping. I would say I am way beyond gooning.
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>>33541078
Gooning means you don't cum. Cooming means you jerk off a lot.

Gooning is unhealthy for your body in a lot of ways, and of course there's a mental aspect as well. Jerking off a lot with actual cumming is not a problem really unless you can't manage the day without doing it randomly and putting aside your responsibilities to do it.
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>>33552388
>Gooning is unhealthy for your body in a lot of ways
Anon has never heard of male multiple orgasms
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>>33552448
Having an orgasm is not gooning, gooning is literally edging indefinitely.
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>>33552454
It's a shame they don't have a word for orgasming indefinitely
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>>33541078
hedonism has been shown to lower a man's Quality of Life and usually puts men on anti-depressants or suicide watch. But hey, you are a secularist, so you don't care what's best for yourself or society.
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>>33552584
>But hey, you are a secularist, so you don't care what's best for yourself or society.
lol what?
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>>33550809
huh?
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I need to know this man
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Sometimes I judge myself as a gooner because I look at a lot of porn (Mostly unrealistic 2D weeb shit) when I'm going to town for 1-2 hours at a time and do the whole tab switching thing. I'll occasionally throw in eroge and games too. But then I remember that I really only do it once a week and otherwise avoid browsing sexual content. Been about ten days since I even looked at the stuff last, haven't been in the mood. I don't know, the human condition is strange and we look at everything in such extremes. We're so quick to label ourselves as such that we forget the subtleties, missing the forest for the trees. The types that LARP as spiritually pure semen retaining monks are just as laughable as a guy who paints his nails and rides a Bad Dragon dildo whilst lecturing you about his thoroughly milked prostate. Maybe the self-criticism and sense of shame is just a sign that you're actually alright all things considered?
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>>33559091
Well said, gooner. Well said.
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>>33559091
>and do the whole tab switching thing.
I never look at porn on my computer. I load videos I like onto my phone or watch them on my TV.
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>>33541078
it's ok if (and only if) you manage to get laid or have a steady gf

otherwise you risk being content with the sex substitute, which means you won't have the hunger and discipline required to acquire a sexual partner
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>>33562694
I don't have a girlfriend and that's never happened to me. I goon hard and have a burning desire for a girlfriend at the same time.
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>>33541078
I can’t get over this girl’s ass.
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>>33563053
Same. It's quite epic.
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>>33541078
It's bad because it can turn into an addiction, it messes up with your brain's dopamine production, it decreases your self-esteem and social confidence, and it also somehow messes up with your spiritual wellbeing (I know from experience) which can lead to mental health issues; of course, setting aside the problem of watching pornography. You should look up the benefits of NoFap. At the two-week mark of abstinence you could start feeling like normal again, at the month of abstinence even better and experience benefits like more energy, confidence, drive, cheerfulness, focus and magnetism; because you stop engaging in impurity and wasting your semen which some say acts like a life force of sorts (even though this is not an endorsement of New Age or neopagan beliefs).
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>>33563357
Who the fuck is that guy? Is that Johnny Sins?
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>>33563357
How do you explain the people who look at porn all the time and never experience the negative things you're talking about?
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>>33563036
How many women have you actively tried to fuck during this summer?
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>>33563381
First of all, I don't know exactly who you're talking about, and that claim sounds like it can easily be made without any evidence backing it up. You said "who look at porn all the time" without mentioning masturbation and orgasm, but I'm assuming you mean all three (P.M.O.). I guess they either hide the bad symptoms, they seared their conscience, became cynics or are the Evil One's children. No one in their right mind feels great after P.M.O. They may feel relieved and relaxed at first, but normal people must then pay a price for that behavior which can manifest in low dopamine, social anxiety, low confidence with women, addiction, etc. You can also look up "bad luck after masturbation" online and find people talking about this topic, although it's questionable as superstition.

Moving on from the "pornography" topic to "masturbation":
I'm not trying to be judgemental because I've masturbated a lot in my past and I still struggle with this bad habit. I've thought a lot about it and tried figuring out just how wrong it is, because it can also be said it is a form of outlet for sexual frustration and isolation (although this frustration diminishes on its own the less you feed it), but it is nonetheless a bad habit that can easily lead to bad consequences, and for our health, wellbeing and self-respect it's better to avoid it whenever possible.

At the end of the day, the cardinal virtue of chastity is superior to an impure bad habit that can become an addiction and lead to damaging yourself and others. I know it's easier said than done, that's why we need grace from Heaven to fight this. Again, I'm not trying to be judgemental, and it's not the end of the world if you coom because you can still repent and recover, just trying to help in a good way.
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honestly it's only fine for women cause double standards and they can't get ED or Peyronie's disease
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>>33563486
Well... eheh... I guess we'll just have to agree to disagree.

For years I have jerked off to porn and orgasmed many many... many times and I have felt absolutely and unapologetically energized rejuvenated and supercharged with absolute and unforgivable joy happiness and complete satisfaction each and every single time I did it.

I am so grateful to porn and masturbation for it has enriched my sex life in a million different ways that I could never have imagined. Porn is simply the greatest gift to mankind that mankind could ever give itself.

So I guess this is just one of those funny things in life where two people can have two completely different outcomes from the same experience.
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>>33563377
somebody better answer me bitch
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>>33563855
He is a man who reviewed a shitton of porn on imdb. He also simped on twitter for a pornstar. His behavior got popular and turned into a meme. The picture is of him from an adult entertainment con (like gamescon but with porn instead)
Tldr
He is a coomer
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>>33564370
What his name homie?
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No not really unless thats all you do 24/7 and start raping women
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>>33564756
>and start raping women
oh shit I better stop then
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>>33563377
>>33563855
>>33564534
blud wasn't on 4chan in 2019
ngmi
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>>33563768
>Porn is simply the greatest gift to mankind that mankind could ever give itself.
>not even trying to hide true intentions
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Hey, what happened to the comment that was just here? Was it deleted for being chatgpt spam?
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>>33569579
That bad huh? :D
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>>33541078
1-2 faps a day is no big deal, just don't turn into a real gooner where it's all you do all day

>>33549820
based
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>>33570950
Hawt
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>>33570701
Yep!
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>>33541078
Oy vey! No, not at all?! Keep busting off, spilling your masculine essence as the world, and women, pass you by! Downgrade your consciousness so you operate at base level like the beasts of the earth! You're much easier to control that way. Bust as much as you can, goy! It's good for you!
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>>33576801
Your jew hatred aside, porn and masturbation are indeed actually good for you.
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>>33576927
masturbation, yes
porn, no
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gooner here, it's pretty bad but i can't stop
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>>33577044
porn definitely yes

porn refreshes reenergizes and satisfies your mind body and spirit every time you watch it

a pure celebration of human sexual desire in its most carnal visual form

porn is very important food for the mind and spirit everyone should be watching porn everyday very good for you highly recommend
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>>33570950
I goon because I'm lonely and horny, but I don't like normal porn. I like porn with characters I'm familiar with, so R34.
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>>33577742
>characters I'm familiar with
Oh, like?
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>>33577849
Women from videogames I played, comics i read, or movies I watched.
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>>33541120
90% of OnlyFans users are married, so that can't be it.
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>>33577867
I never understand how you fap to things that aren't real
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>>33578928
The same way I can feel things while watching movies or playing games with characters that aren't real.
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>>33578953
Okay see... the movies, are played by real humans. I can fap and get emotionally attached to that. Cause it's a real fucking human behind the camera.

A fucking video game character is nothing but a block of pixels.
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>>33579010
>a block of pixels.
Obviously made to represent, and looks like, a person with feelings and everything that makes her human. Btw even real actors are shown as pixels on a screen. Whether they are hand drawn, CGI or real actors, they're equally real. You're the only one having problems with seeing cartoon and videogames characters as real people.
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>>33579094
>Whether they are hand drawn, CGI or real actors, they're equally real.
Okay, you're sort of becoming a retard with that statement. An actor in a hollywood film, actually exists in the real world. That's why they make the distinction between animation and live action.

>You're the only one having problems with seeing cartoon and videogames characters as real people.
Listen to yourself. Either you're trolling me or you're a fucking schizo. If the latter, get help, seriously.
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>>33577564
This makes me love porn even more
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>>33579155
>Okay, you're sort of becoming a retard with that statement. An actor in a hollywood film, actually exists in the real world. That's why they make the distinction between animation and live action.
They also play characters that don't exist.
>Listen to yourself. Either you're trolling me or you're a fucking schizo. If the latter, get help, seriously.
No, you're just retarded. Like I said, you're the only one having a problem with this.
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>>33581637
Who gives a shit about the characters?

You seen the latest Snow White movie? It bombed because the actress that played it is an unlikable bitch.

No, I don't have a problem with any of it because I don't give a shit what ridiculous nonsense you stroke your tiny little dick to. However, I made a mistake, you're not sort of becoming a retard, you already are a colossal fucking idiot.

You are coping hard, trying to defend cartoon porn, when in reality, outside of 4chan, the overwhelming vast majority of the world prefers to masturbate to images of real human beings because you know... you can't fuck a cartoon in real life.
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>>33583062
>Who gives a shit about the characters?
I do.
>blablabla
You really misunderstood the point I made. You're really incapable of understanding characters and everything. You are the one being retarded here, whether you're capable of understanding this or not.
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>>33583062
Also
>you can't fuck a cartoon in real life.
No shit, never claimed otherwise. You don't understand the point of R34 and hentai because you're beyond retarded. Nobody is as retarded as you.
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>>33583114
Okay, fine. You win, I am retarded. Now go have passionate sex with your imaginary cartoon girlfriend :)
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>>33541078
Not if it is only strictly in the shower. That is just checking the pipes and also preventing the cancer.
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>>33583227
What if I take a 6 hour shower then?
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>>33549834
Damn it's really been that long

Fuck you
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>>33583249
You had better know some shit about water heating or like it rough.
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Was looking for the GIOYC thread to wonder if I should be castrated or not to kill my sex drive, but after reading I learned that this >>33541130 describes me perfectly.

I want a wife who I can talk with about anything and creampie on occasion but daily masturbation helps to ease the stress of my unstable employment and lack of close friends. I can only maintain NoFap if I have a partner and feel emotionally and financially stable.
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>>33541130
Body count: 70+
>Hot take
Masturbation is part of hygiene.

There’s an emphasis on the internet or religious practices for saving your seed to attain spiritual benefits. I’ve done it up to a month and it was extremely painful up to that point and immediately after ejaculation. You do get an aura but I found it backfired and it gave me erectile dysfunction. My balls also were huge nd it made it hard to sit down.

I started to get a mental hangup that all the girls I would hookup with couldn’t get me off. This never was a problem before. Of course, the women were substandard, but any port in a storm wouldn’t do. Combine this with booze and age, and that failure feels abysmal.

It raises your standards, but you might not be at level you set just yet.

>>33541130
This anon gets it. This is especially true if you live alone and WFH.

Sex is hard to come by unless you have something to offer. And because we can immediately attain fulfillment, some people use it as a crutch. THAT’S where the problem is.

Also, you can sense a chronic masturbator in their presence. They seem to ooze shame and there’s something “self-contained” about them. This one dude gave me an empty cup in Panera and I noticed his finger on the rim. Grossed me out.

So, the hygiene part: I believe that men who get laid don’t have this problem, as they have an outlet or at least a potential outlet. Single men need a release. Take it from me, my blood pressure skyrockets if I go three days without. If I’m going to be honest, I start seeing symptoms in less than 12 hours. This includes rage, anxiety, frustration - all of which can get you into serious trouble. Gurdjieff talked about this, that semen is a type of excrement that, like a pimple, can metastasize if left untreated.

My suggestion is once a day, twice if you’re hungover.

The other thing I’ll say is that you should try to avoid watching porn. Or if you do, try to avoid the trashy stuff.
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>>33583640
>continued

I’ll add that masturbation also destroys mental fantasies. Not to get too graphic, but I’ll imagine railing some cashier at Best Buy, coom, and I then see reality in a post-nut clarity.

This should worry you because a minute or so prior to the act, you actually considered an intimate and life-altering decision. I do this often when I find myself lusting after someone. Then, I’ll be like, oh yeah if she works at Best Buy, chances are she’s a dope.

I’m 40 now, and I’ve been with dozens of women. I can say that 75% of these were booze-involved, which gave me an epiphany that the world is pretty fucked. Oversocialization is rampant in our culture and it can drive you crazy. So masturbating once a day is opting out of these systems when the normal mechanisms of life (and previous generation’s guarantees) are absent.

It’s sad that it takes drinking to see this, but sober, I realize that I’ve been too oversocialized. As I age, it’s much easier to talk to women but having sexual feelings in inappropriate settings (anywhere in public) is frowned upon unless you drastically outrank women. Here in the Midwest, I get long stares; in California, I am invisible.

You’ll also notice something when dating someone and feeling the need to masturbate. This WILL happen, and sometimes you don’t want to wake her up if she’s got a big day. But you know what’s different? No guilt. It’s this realization that showed me that men are shamed for opting out of corrupt and substandard living conditions. Either you’re a masturbatory freak or a celibate weirdo. I choose the middle path and feel no shame, considering sex like cooking a dinner. It must be done daily, but it doesn’t have to be elaborate every day
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>>33583640
>semen is a type of excrement that, like a pimple, can metastasize if left untreated.
I thought the body just reabsorbs and recycles it if you don't cum in a while.
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>>33583682
>and I then see reality in a post-nut clarity
Weird, I'm multi orgasmic, I never have post nut clarity.
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>>33583686
I’d assume there is some of that but the hormones accumulate. I get these gigantic pimples on my arms and chest, like a warthog. Testosterone levels through the roof, but I’ve gotten into fights with neighbors and randos because of the elevated cortisol levels. Hell, I usually drink to calm down but this leads to blacking out and bad decision making.

If I had to be a conspiracy theorist, I’d say that the NoFap movement is to stimulate breeding versus opting out. I do want to have kids, however I don’t want it to be a bar hookup in an alley with some ham planet on SSRIs. Not jerking off makes it more likely that I’ll black out and end up some terrible horrowshow of a life.

Rich Cooper is a decent life advice dude and he has a video on NoFap. His take is that if sex thoughts are taking you away from your mission, just crank it out and get back in the saddle.
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>>33583689
The refractory period is the clarity. If you’re short-circuiting that, take a breather and compare your thoughts before an d after.

>multiprgasmic
Men aren’t in the same way that women are, but we have stages. Like immediate arousal, then getting locked in to a sex zone. I usually feel a ramp up, and then it’s blue balls or bust. Women can make me bust if they’re new and try something unexpected. I think gooning is more about craving novelty, which makes sense when you see people spending hours doing it.
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>>33583198
Thanks, I will. Good you understand, retard.
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>>33583736
>The refractory period is the clarity.
Yes, I know. I've experienced that many many times since I was 12.

>take a breather and compare your thoughts before an d after.
I know how to have both non-ejaculatory and wet ejaculatory orgasms without losing my erection, pretty much bypassing my refractory period. My thoughts both during and after are exactly the same. In fact, I feel even more horny after each orgasm. I have also done this many many times.

>I usually feel a ramp up, and then it’s blue balls or bust.
Sure I have to ramp up in the beginning, but after I'm up I stay up and continue to go up and up and it just gets more and more pleasurable from there. I have an average of one non ejaculatory orgasm every minute, so 60 to 100 orgasms every hour. I never feel the need to "bust" because that is immediately satisfied, every minute.

And that's not even touching the multiple wet orgasms I can have without a refractory period or losing my erection.

But honestly, my dry orgasms are so incredibly awesome and powerful, so completely mind numbingly satisfying, that I never need to have an actual ejaculation. I can go weeks, months without one, and I wouldn't care. The dry orgasms are a million times better than the wet.

>Women can make me bust if they’re new and try something unexpected.
See I never have that issue. I can masturbate to the same woman doing the same thing for years and years and I am still satisfied in every way possible.

>I think gooning is more about craving novelty, which makes sense when you see people spending hours doing it.
I just do it because I love looking at women and their asses, plus I am proud of my achievements in being multi orgasmic and the level of deep unfiltered never ending pleasure I can experience because of said achievements. And of course, practice always makes perfect.
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>>33583640
While I agree somewhat 70+ body count is crazy whore levels.
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>>33583640
purity maxxing has a noticeable affect on how i feel with others for this exact reason. no longer oozing shame. i can feel it which means they can
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>>33584147
I lived in PDX in the early 2000’s and women were very hot and easy. My record was 5 in a week. I lived off of Burnside near the Matador/Tony’s Tavern. Surprisingly, none of the could commit and crashed out to their respective homes. Almost all are divorced.

As for the others, I was a touring musician and my gf was into FFM threesomes. I racked up 13 that way, and I also used hitchhike and hop trains - college girls love the traveling bum musician. And if you weren’t afraid of the coof, it was very easy to meet desperate horny women. Most just wanted to nut and evaporate back into the ether.

And frankly, most of the others were just random time-and-a-place sort of thing. When you’re constantly on the move, women magically appear
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>>33584173
There’s nothing wrong with puritymaxxing as a reset, but it can almost make you asexual. It’s hard to find someone who’s worthy and I ended up getting crushes on some less-than-mid women.

The main thing I try to keep in mind is for seduction, it helps to be nice with a wink. The wink is more of a mutual understanding - it’s like you and this person now share a secret.

>>33584077
I don’t believe you unless you have a brain injury or use drugs (ie. meth). It also seems like you enjoy telling people about this. Gross.
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honestly I have no idea but what I've been doing for the past couple of months is alternating between one week of complete abstinence and one day of edging myself out of my mind to porn but not cumming. whenever i cum everything in my life coincidentally goes to shit which is why i refrain from it. in my heart of hearts i'll always be a turbo gooner but i'm content with my life so who gives a fuck, do whatever you want to, there's no correct answer
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>>33584484
The correct answer is that it shouldn’t get in the way of your life.

I think that different genetics have a susceptibility to certain vices. For example, one side of my family are chronic gamblers, the other alcoholics. Others have a purity spiral of religion, and others have a new sex partner every month. I’d assume a few are gooners, too, so it sounds like you’ll be gooning forever. While my sex urge dropped as I age, I also had to keep an eye on how often I didn’t masturbate. If I didn’t, I’d often find myself getting angry without explanation. It’s a maintenance thing.

I think the sad thing is seeing your reflection in the computer screen or a hoard of tissues. It would be better to have a partner, but even after having 70+ sex partners, I’m even more choosy. I just can’t risk a gf with bad breath or felonies. The funny part is that women my age chase me, so it’s not like I couldn’t do so. In fact, I had a mutual gooning sesh with this girl who lives a town over on FaceTime. But to meet her in person? It’s easier to rub one out than drive an hour. And she’s a little older, so who knows how bad her pussy smells.
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>>33579010
Being autistic must be a hard life for you
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nothing is bad unless you hurt people.
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>>33584599
Let's see, what's more autistic? Having sexual fantasies about a bunch of lines on a piece of paper? Or a real woman that exists in the real world, who you actually can have sex with?
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>>33584480
>I don’t believe you unless you have a brain injury or use drugs (ie. meth).
I really don't give a shit if you believe me or not. Most men either understand how to be multi orgasmic very early on in their lives, or they spend the rest of their lives suffering with erectile dysfunction and or premature ejaculation. Never understanding why. It sounds like you're the latter. You either get it, or you don't.

>It also seems like you enjoy telling people about this. Gross.
Yeah, and? I have the best sex of my life and experience pleasures that no ordinary man can ever achieve. Of course I fucking enjoy talking about this. As I should be, and rightfully so.
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>>33584611
I always live by this wisdom
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>>33584719
Seems gay and desperate for attention
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>>33585622
lol you sound threatened by my sexual prowess
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>>33585659
Just not a fan of gay people
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>>33585720
Why? Were you raped by one as a child? If so, I'm terribly sorry. But hopefully you will one day discover the joy of being pegged by your girlfriend, and other anal pleasures, after you've recovered from your childhood trauma.
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I think gooning is bad because you get lost in a world of unachievable fantasy.

Like I'd really love to get cucked/humiliated by a hot big dick trans domme but that's obviously not going to happen. So if I keep aching for it, I'll only be more miserable. So I (you) should stop gooning. Good luck.
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>>33587531
>I'd really love to get cucked/humiliated by a hot big dick trans domme
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>>33587531
>I can't find a big dicked tranny in real life because I don't like normal pretty women with vaginas that you can find every fucking where including my local grocery store therefore looking at porn is bad
what the fuck did I just read get help dude holy fucking shit
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>>33563196
who is it
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>>33587936
maddymargaritaa
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>>33588018
When you're so perverted that you know the name of a random camwhore, it's time to get off the internet.
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>>33588018
>see some random girl posted anywhere
>she's hot and makes me horny
>go see her secular context
>she is suddenly ugly or boring or unsexy
Every Single Time
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>>33588651
Uhhhh, dunno what you're talking about dude. I just looked at her instagram and she's still hot. Maybe learn to appreciate life more instead of getting bored and losing interest in things once they become attainable to you like a fucking child?
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>>33562694
This. I have a gf, but I like variety
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>>33588018
bless your heart

>>33562694
this but unironically, did noporn for a month and got a gf at the end of it.
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>>33563377
chuck sneed
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>>33588897
>bless your heart
that's an american passive aggressive insult
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>>33588902
bless your heart
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>>33570950
This. If by gooning you mean the actual jerking off for hours a day, then yeah you probably shouldn't be doing that. It's probably not the best use of your time. If you're overthinking jerking off in general though, your problem isn't that you're jerking off. Your problem is that you're the sort of person that overthinks shit even as mundane as jerking off. It's almost a guarantee you don't have your shit sorted well enough that you need to be obsessing over the minutiae of masturbation. Whether you're doing it or not doing it, is probably not what's holding you back.
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>>33590896
bless your heart
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>>33588915
americans are retarded
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>>33592248
bless your heart
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>>33588857
>. I just looked at her instagram and she's still hot.
I looked at her onlyfans and she's not.
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>>33593434
okay then well post example pic that shows this supposed unattractive departure from op pic
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>>33593721
Look for yourself on coomer.su
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>>33593823
Um okay, since you didn't post a specific picture, like I asked, I looked at the onlyfans pics. She's the same there as she is in the instagram pics. My opinion, remains. She is still hot.

She's a grown woman who had a baby, dude. Did you really expect her to still look like a teenager?
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Aren't goons cartoon characters?
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>>33541078
No. Everyone is born equally but not everyone has the same worth. Some people are meant for consuming and nothing more. Its life. Be happy with your role and enjoy it while it lasts.
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>>33597900
almost sounds you just called me a motherfucking mindless retard did you just fucking call me a mindless retard? I know you did not just call me a fucking mindless retard homie



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