ITT: We ask the opposite gender (almost) anything.This thread has no rules of its own. The only rules are the 4chan site rules and the /adv/ board rules.We do have a request, please keep your posts (or the majority of them) to the subject of advice. We know it's fun to treat this thread like a chatroom for general chitchat, but ideally most posts should be aiming for genuinely seeking knowledge or sincerely providing wisdom.A few helpful suggestions,If you want to find people to talk to outside of 4chan, then maybe try >>>/soc/ instead.If you want to remind us how much you hate people, then maybe try >>>/pol/ instead.If you want to share feels about how lonely you are, then maybe try >>>/r9k/ instead.If you just want to vent and feel seen, then maybe try >>>/adv/gioyc instead.It would also be really cool if you waited until the old thread is on Page 9 or even Page 10 (or at the very least until the thread is very close to its Image Limit) before you make a new thread.Previously on ATOGA: >>33560280
>>33563370I'd be a bad person if I didn't>>33563373This is why I consume only ethical porn
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You know I don't think I'm asking for too much in a woman.I just need a woman with at least a 7/10 body and an 8/10 face who takes care of herself, knows how to dress, is decent at cooking, is able to look past my autistic traits and endure them, has a job that can mantain us both, is very affectionate and nice, loves cuddling and has a high sex drive. Oh and is also willing to do the first move.That's not too unrealistic, right girls...?
is there a good vid/illustration that shows how a man should rub a clit to guarantee a womans orgasm? I dont know how it works. plz respond
>>33563385This isn't FSA
Femanons I found my chapstick at work and now my lips are no longer fucked up.Been out sick all last week.What chapstick do you use?My favorite is chopsaver and I also use burts bees
>>33563386>a 7/10 body and an 8/10 faceHow do you define a 7/10 body and a 8/10 face?>is able to look past my autistic traits and endure themWhat autistic traits are we talking about here? Because I can't fucking stand autists who refuse to improve themselves.>High sex driveThe female sex drive is nowhere near as high as the male sex drive, you're gonna have to give that up bud.
>>33563393I don't know what FSA is, it's just a good idea man
>>33563392Guaranteed orgasms isn't a cookie cutter thing, you have to learn each woman.
>>33563386She has qt tattoos
Why are foids like this?
>>33563401>Singing offensive rap lyrics is just like posting your honest offensive opinions on the internetAre all moids this dumb?
>>33563395>How do you define a 7/10 body and a 8/10 face?The girl I posted would have an 8/10 body.>What autistic traits are we talking about here? Because I can't fucking stand autists who refuse to improve themselves.Social awkwardness + blunt honesty in terms of negative traits. I also have ADHD so I'm distracted very easily and forget things.>The female sex drive is nowhere near as high as the male sex drive, you're gonna have to give that up bud.Hey, you never know.
No woman would give out their number if they were asked for it if they weren’t at least a little romantically interested, would they?Like not someone asking you cold approach but like someone you know wanting to get closer instead of using social media, you would have to know their intentions even if they didn’t explicitly spell it out to you right?
>>33563404So you think your favourite artist respects foids? Lmao.
>>33563408I don't listen to rap. Doesn't change the fact that song lyrics aren't necessarily representative of someone's true character, and acting like singing a song is the same thing as honestly posting your opinions online is peak retardation.
>>33563410the message i'm getting here is that instead of posting i just need to link vocaroos of my latest ballad, "women hate men and need to approach us more"
>>33563386all I ask for in a woman is that she loves me and has similar interests to mine or that she's at least willing to watch and read stuff that I like oh and that she's flat chested of course, small boobs are ok too
>>33563401because you have no aura
>>33563415Do you think that Thomas Harris advocates for everything Hannibal Lecter does because he wrote several books about the character? I'm trying to see just how retarded you are.
Straight femanons, why haven't you experimented?
GenderWhat color of Yoshi is the best?
>>33563424Mblue
>>33563424MGreen is classic, but I like what the very top right is. Teal?
>>33563424MOrange because eh eats pineapples whole and doesn’t afraid of anything
Women, I am a gay homosexual man. Would you let me have sex with you just to make sure I don’t like it?
Boom, boom, boom, boomI want you in my room
>>33563421i think when andrew tate ghostwrites a book bragging about his own sexual exploits he advocates for what he does and rappers do the same thing more often than not. you're being pretty obtuse pretending rappers are all playing a character.
>>33563432are normies really like this?
>>33563434I don't think all rappers are playing a character, but music is an artform and therefore it's retarded to act like all people engaging in an artform are just using it to be 100% real.
>>33563439maybe kendrick actually respects drake. we can never know.
>>33563432let's spend the night togetherfrom now until forever
sad because I woke up with no gf to cuddle in the morning :(
>>33563385Aight, many men like to consoom CGDCT (Cute Girls Doing Cute Things), media where the main cast is >90% girls. What's the female equivalent of that, do women watch "Manly Men Doing Manly Things"?
>>33563445
>>33563385Men, why is that you get mad at women for making sweeping generalizations about men, but then proceed to make sweeping generalizations about women?
>>33563445This shit was inescapable when it came out.
>>33563445also
>>33563445they read shotacon manga
>>33563445Duh
Welp, here I go cheating on my girlfriend again. Why do women make me do this
>>33563459Trip on, MKG
>>33563459foid hands
I miss me ex, she only hurt me because she loved me
>>33563444>>33563462i miss mine too. everyday
>>33563442i would melt if a man told me thid
>>33563463I think about her everyday, it doesn't hurt as much anymore but I'd be lying if I said I don't love her
First for the frenchie freak off
>>33563447Sometimes I exaggerate my anger for comical reasons.
>>33563447I don't do either of those things
Are italians people of color?
>>33563473no, they're not people
>>33563473I like being in the grey area of getting classified as white by the government while also being nothing like anglo saxons
>>33563473Soon turks will be considered white mark my words
I've gone on a date with a pretty black lady and she's one of the most racist persons I've ever met, but she's exclusively racist against black men specifically. She complains about them, calls them the N-word with the hard R, monkeys, etc. It was fucking surreal.
>>33563479auntie ruckus? cute
I want a italian gf
>>33563464Only milenials or older know the Vengaboys.We were in the Vengabus back then.
>>33563479jh is so based its unreal
>>33563445>many menCorrection: moeshitters do.Nobody likes moeshitters.>>33563450I had a gay friend who loved it. lol
>>33563480I don't know if she qualfiies as an Uncle Ruckus type because I know for a fact she has female black friends, she reserves the racism exclusively for the men.>>33563485Not JH.
>>33563485that's THE jh to you
>>33563462Nah, fuck that noise.Abusers never change, only cheaters are worse.
>>33563392>good vid/illustration that shows how a man should rub a clitIt's not rocket surgeryhttps://youtube.com/shorts/h8wyupOOy5A>>33563394>What chapstick do you use?Summer Fridays (guava flavor)>>33563473>Are italians people of color?They used to be, but not since 9/11>>33563479Same. I hate black men.
>>33563491does it count as abuse if I enjoyed it and that's the only form of love I know?
>>33563490Wronghttps://youtu.be/D1UBxWfvRfk
>>33563479You went on a first date and she just started yelling out the N-word with the hard R just like that?
Why should I ever trust a woman again when she says she wants "ambition"? That's just code word for beta bucks. Don't get me wrong, I completely understand, and sympathize with, "female instinct" as you might call it. You have a womb, you want babies, you need a man who can take care of you while you're busy taking care of them. This all makes sense. And I do NOT hate women for doing this. But why shouldn't I see it as a red flag when a woman wants ambition when she'll fuck or date some other guy for years for free? But when I get into the relationship with her suddenly my job matters? I made decent money til I got laid off, and even that wasn't enough. I needed to make more money or be dumped. So I was betabux. So there was nothing to enjoy about my presence. I'm so sick of this biological clock bullshit guilt complex pushed on me about children I cannot afford to have. Frankly if a woman mentions my "ambition" then I know she is not attracted to me, in looks or personality or aura. You can call this cope, but I have plenty of ambition. I just never told those women about it because half of it was non financial creative ambition (major ick!) and the other half I was still figuring out. But frankly I don't see why I shouldn't try to find a real true long term partner now, as I am unemployed and changing careers. I have money, I'm not broke, but if a woman were to see me unemployed and still choose me, then I could trust her truly and actually build toward a future with her.
>>33563444Same bro.
>>33563496well, these things take a little foreplay
>>33563494Yeah, it's still abuse of course.>>33563498tldr
>>33563496What happened is that we were talking about our past dating experiences. She suddenly asked me:>Do you mind if I say the N-word?I said not at all, so then she went:>Oh okay. So, these [Hard-R Nword]-I'm a pretty left-leaning guy so that kind of stunlocked me for a moment lmao.
>>33563447There's always the "not all x" argument but sweeping generalizations tend to have some truth to them. The reason men tend to get offended by sweeping generalizations about us is because women make them based on their experiences with mythical "top 10%" of guys who have behaviors radically different from the other 90% of us, who don't exist at all in the minds of the average woman. Men by contrast are aware of the existence of and have a general theory of mind for women they are not attracted to, further women's behaviors and relationship/sex experience are a lot less varied than men's are, so they're a more tightly clustered data set. tldr men make generalizations about all women, women make generalizations about chad and mistakenly think that's all men
>>33563466i feel this completely. My love never faded, it just became more tolerable to bare
>>33563503>tldr men make generalizations about all women, women make generalizations about chad and mistakenly think that's all menOh okay, you live in a fantasy land.
>>33563501>tldrI don't trust a woman who says she wants "ambition" That's code for betabucks. I still believe men should be providers but that attraction needs to be there first. As a result I think being unemployed right now with a bit of money is going to be my only chance to meet a real genuine relationship.
Have you ever checked the prostitution laws of other countries?I never went to a hooker, but I find it sometimes interesting to see how countries deal with this difficult topic.
>tfw you brew a cuppa coffee on your day offYup
Should I give Burger King another chance? I tried it once and didn't like it.
>>33563385Women, do you scream when you see a bug, a rat, a toad? Many of the women I know still do this, or maybe they only do it when men are around?
>>33563479She's just like me fr
>>33563509Afraid I don't care.
Women, what unconventional thing gets you wet? For example my ex used to get wet when I scratched her scalp. That always got her horny, dunno why
State gender:Is picrelated meme ironic or unironic?
>>33563507Just suck it up and take the L, women are always claiming that men are doing outright bizarre behaviors like not wiping asses or trying to have sleep sex or something, then a dozen women will chime in agreeing when meanwhile out in the real world no normal guy has even met someone who doesn't wipe their ass let alone dated several of them like most women claim to.
>>33563385What an insanely retarded idea. kek
>>33563473I'm white in winter
>>33563385What a cool idea
>>33563522>Me living in a fantasy land to justify my hypocrisy is women taking the LUh huh, yup.
>>33563511Yep>tfw its my day on though
>>33563521m80% unironic, tom and jerry's popular in muslim countries
>>33563529Pain.Have a nice day at work anon.
Sorry ladies this is the ideal female body type.
Who else off work today??I am relishing in the day off, cleaning house and wishing I had a man to cuddle
On average, I get over 60 spam calls a day. This started about 2 or 3 months ago, so I have an idea my number was involved in some kind of data leak or something.Like 80-90% of the time it’s some kind of “senior benefits” thing. I’ve tried not answering, I’ve tried telling them I’m not interested, I’m not old enough, I’ve tried messing with them. Nothing works. They keep calling.Is my only option to change my number?
>>33563537holy helli thought i was a cubby girl with too many curves
>>33563542She's fit, not chubby.
>>33563539I woke up late because I destroyed my sleep schedule. Going to apply for more jobs later because I can't afford my bills... I'll play a little guitar for funsies later though
>>33563376any femanons in their ovulation period rn? how do you feel?
Anybody else think if a woman has dark hair, like black or very dark brown, they absolutely should be pale?Whereas blondes and light brunettes should have a tan?
>>33563501>Yeah, it's still abuse of course.and uh is it wrong that I want another abusive gf? seriously this is all I know when it comes to love and relationships >>33563504yeah at least it doesn't hurt as much now but it still hurts a little bit, sometimes I wish I had never met her, I wasn't a happy person but at least I wasn't completely miserable all the time
>>33563537WRONG the ideal female body type is skinny with small to flat boobs bonus points if she's covered in self harm scars of course
>>33563550>and uh is it wrong that I want another abusive gfYou won't anymore once you have a healthy relationship.btw, edating doesn't count.
>>33563552>edating doesn't countthat goes without saying
>>33563539Cuddle bug
Women should have to wear a pink star in themselves when they are ovulating so we know when to ask them out.It would be easier to find a gf this way.
>>33563556On* themselves
>>33563551Why does this look like a tranny
>>33563513No. Just if they surprise me. Not toad tho. I'm gonna get those and pick em up.
>>33563561because trannies and sluts operate the same wayheavy makeup, filtering, body mods, grotesque shit
Here's a good post to wash out the faggot shit above
Girls, how many labubu do you own
>>33563512No. They're still shit.Only try them if you are constipated.
>>33563522You are right. The just take a shower bro meme means "Chad who I'm already fucking please clean yourself" as if he cares if he's already getting bitches while being smelly lol
>>33563554i totally am.
>>33563522>Sleep sexI refuse to date a woman who doesn't want me to wake her up by raping her ass while she's asleep. I don't date weak women.
>>33563566Moids are my labubu.
>>33563565You don't need to whore yourself to have value
>>33563565Sauce?
Women, what do you wear when you're alone with your bf? How often are you naked?
>>33563520Not very sure bc it's not like I check if I get wet every time something attractive/hot happens in my life. It's pretty conventional ngl but I guess when a guy is reassuring or caring towards me even if we aren't close. Like one time I was with my brother and one of his friends at an event (I kinda had a crush on the guy), and I was wondering outloud if I was allowed to enter a specific place there, and then the friend suddenly smiled to me and said it's ok and to say he said it's ok if anyone bothers me. I was probably wet lol.
>>33563574Rosen Garten Saga.It's not a hentai, despite what it shows.
>>33563385Men, how's your workday?
>>33563572I'm your little freak on a leash
>>33563575no bfpajamas, pajama dresses, shorts and little top
>>33563566no idea what a labubu is but you men seem obsessed with them for some reason lel
>>33563579Sit
>>33563399I HATE TATTOOS
>>33563578It's good start do you want to know about it?
>>33563581Is that what you'd wear around your bf if you had one?
>>33563566Zero
>>33563572The question still stands then.>>33563579Korny.
>>33563587yeah, for sure
>>33563584~sits
>>33563399No such thing
>>33563591Good boy
I feel restless, I feel like I have needs that aren ot being met despite nothing being wrong on the surface. I don't know what to do about that.
>>33563575Never, I dislike the idea of being naked when just hanging out at home, too cold.I wear pretty much the same stuff when I was a single khhv, tops tshirts short shorts and jeans. Sometimes he asks me to wear a boob shirt so I do that sometimes while at home lmao. Like a "corset" type top usually.
>>33563586Is it legal?
>>33563589>KornyLol
>>33563589All of them.
Me whispering to femanons when they mysteriously haven't been able to find a boyfriend despite really really wanting to apperently.
>>33563594Nothing a little caffeine can't fix. 150mg, at least.
>>33563561because you're obsessed with trannies
Is it normal for a guy to like photos posted by his female childhood friends? Even some that are suggestive? Not soft porn, but in club wear or swimming (if it's a photo dumps).I've never had to worry about it in reverse because my male friends growing up never post thirst traps like women do. I also don't post suggestive photos.
>>33563600So the same thing applies to incels
>>33563600There is not a single straight femanonThey're all lesbians in denial
>>33563567Who has the best burgersi usually get mcdonald's but i wanna try something different
>>33563577it might as well be, I've read a few chapters
>>33563597Thank you, great audience.>>33563598Not me.
>>33563603If you man can 'like' thirst traps, you should be able to post them without anything being said
>>33563593Yes ma'am
>>33563596Yeah lol
>>33563606ugh now im hungry
>>33563610Well I have no desire to post any. His sexual interest in me is all I care about because no one else is fucking me.He also likes their normal photos, which I have no problem with. It's common for women to post sexy things to the point it's normal and nearly nonsexual, that's why I wonder how he means it.
>>33563603This is very confusing.Are you talking about yourself, your bf or what is the situation here exactly?! Or is a friend doing this to your pics? What?!
>>33563605>t. gayanon in denialIt's okay to be a fag<3 All the the men here are anyways
>>33563564So it's safe to safe she's a tranny
>>335635669000+>>33563512Don't. Five guys is better. Ask for every single topping. Best burguer.
I just got a phone call, and my caller ID said potential spam. They left a message, and I meant to click to listen to the message, but instead I called the number. I quickly hung up before it rang too often. I listened to the message and it was an automated voice telling me that my Xfinity discount is ending unless I call the number back and "provide input". Anyway it seems like a scam to me, but I'm afraid I fucked up by calling the number back, even if I didn't say anything. Did I fuck up? They can't do anything to hurt me, right?
>>33563594Drink tea. Meditate.
>>33563628You sound like a boomer.
>>33563628it's a scam, ignore it
>>33563620My bf likes posts from his female friends. He isn't close with any, it's just social maintenance from what I can tell.I can't place myself in his shoes to find out if this is normal/not flirtatious (eg. If I liked pics of my male friends shirtless, would my bf be jealous?), since men don't typically act like women. So I wanted a male perspective on whether this is normal and platonic.Sometimes, men say the reverse of "bf likes thirst traps" is "gf who posts thirst traps" so I just added that I do not do that, for reference.
>>33563629I'm too ADHD to meditate and chamomille and other 'relaxing drinks' do fucking nothing to me.
>>33563622The problem is neither of us like dick so how can I be gay and you be straight?
>>33563628You are SO cooked... don't you know how this spams work?
>>33563633Yes it's normal, women expect their friends to like their photos.
Femanons do you have a smooth innie or are you a roastie?
>>33563634Did you try breathing instead?
>>33563638Something in between.
>>33563632I tried to ignore it but I accidentally called back. >>33563636How?
>>33563642ignore it starting now
>>33563633Ok, that explains it.Depending on how suggestive they are, I'd find it inappropriate.t. male
>>33563604>>33563622Why do femanons act like being called gay is an insult? I understand men getting offended but I thought all women at least wished they could be gay
This is how many malenanons sound to me.
>>33563645Not everyone is as bitter as you.
>>33563605Indeed I am!!
>>33563646Ok
>>33563648Just come out of the closet then
>>33563646Ok, a lot of it is sour grapes, just like the women.
>>33563645>Why do femanons act like being called gay is an insult?I don't. In fact, I take pride in it.
>>33563646so the tranny's mad that men were less willing to put up with fat women back when there weren't as many fat women?
>>33563650I am in denial, I can't...
>>33563646I'm not into the anorexic girls that the euro men are afterWant a girl with some thighsAlso under 100 pounds? I'd crush her accidently
>>33563652Aren't you usually insistent that you're called bi though?
>sent a friend and stupid meme saying congrats on your big penis>she says it is p big>my dyslexic ass reads it as is it p big>I text back idk it's average definitely not small>she says she didn't want to know this and I realize she didn't ask me Haha gonna kill myself.
>>33563645you are SO GAY!!!!
>>33563646>100< What a retard.
>>33563663>he can't into banter
>>33563663She must be laughing. I would.
>>33563663its over she asserted dominance and outed you as a enormous dorki would change my name and start a new life overseas
>>33563376Orthobros? IN THE OP?
>>33563645I'm not a dyke
>>33563638Innie with prominent outer lips.
>>33563673You just want to have sex with women and marry a woman
>>33563663This is why you never answer that question seriously. You either respond with a smirk emoji or make a joke about having a small pp
Does a man have any reason to lie about body count being lower than it actually is?He isn't claiming virginity and isn't religious.
>>33563646>flags>twitterdiscarded
>>33563401People have lower standards for those of high social status, unfortunately.
State gender.Should we permanently ban people from all other boards if they have posted on r9k in the past two weeks?
>>33563679Yeah idk what was wrong with me
>>33563680maybe he isnt counting practice gfs? or considers them less than one, like 2 practice sex = 1 regular sex
>>33563663Prove it with a screenshot.
>>33563680there could still be several reasons to lie about it. maybe there was some really embarrassing encounter he wants to pretend never happened.
Why are women so bad at suicide
>>33563683F, nah, stop being dumb.
>>33563680men are incentivized to lie upwardswomen are incentivized to lie downwards>He isn't claiming virginity and isn't religious.Maybe he's just being honest, or is not sure how to count "I got intimate and fingered a girl/played with her titties but we didn't have PIV sex">>33563683MWhat happened on /r9k/ in the last 2 weeks?
>>33563680Fucking fatties or ugly women or hookers
>>33563683MNah. I enjoy rage baiting the incels
>>33563683MYes, especially the women.But all incels permanently in general.Banish the trash.
>>33563688This shit is embarrassing
>>33563692>40% of women under 15 have attempted suicideI somehow don't believe this
>>33563702this dumb nigga doesnt know how to read graphs lmao
>>33563479>black lady and she's one of the most racist persons I've ever metI met one who calls black men struggle dusties
>>33563687>>33563691>>33563695Nah, he claimed some embarrassing ones. Actually that's all he claimed. One really was a prostitute, as a reference.But he used to have several female friends so that's why I'm so stumped. Aren't most female and male friend groups all fucking?>>33563694I feel like he'd tell me that, since he told me about times he got to sleep NEXT TO a woman but not WITH her because she refused.
>>33563700post your response, I hope it was "OH SHIT I'M DYSLEXIC" followed by "brb getting a name change" to laugh it off
>>33563700God daym, you had multiple points where you should have noticed
>>33563702wrong axis, anon...
>>33563694>What happened on /r9k/ in the last 2 weeks?I don't know.I meant if the have post on there, you get banned from all other boards for those weeks.>>33563700>This shit is embarrassingWell you certainly not wrong about that at least.
>>33563658>Aren't you usually insistent that you're called bi though?I think that's JH
>>33563709This
>>33563680After a certain point its disgusting no matter whatIf you fuck 1000 people you are an std infested idiot
>>33563708>Aren't most female and male friend groups all fucking?based autistis this your first time interacting with other humans
>>33563705>struggle dustiesI had to google this.Don't know if just a stereotype or such a type exists, but it sounds very unlikable.
>>33563680Maybe hookers?
>>33563479Fuck goth girlsI wanna a girl like this
>>33563709
>>33563708do you have some reason to be mistrustful of him when he's trying to be open with you about embarrassing shit like that?
>>33563724Ugh...
Hello anonsI’ve been trying to improve myself and my situation and I thought about all the posts I’ve made here and became horrified.I’m sorry for what I’ve said and all the attention I was looking for. I thought this was a way to expel my thoughts and vent but really I was just insulting myself and letting every time I felt misery or loneliness take over me. I don’t know if I’ll stop or if I’ll improve because I know I’ll feel like that again, but I want to do it less
>>33563680Yeah...
>>33563723You get a goth black girl and you'll get both
>>33563724this is painful, anon....
>>33563723>Fuck goth girls>I wanna a girl like thisMy first gf was a black goth
>>33563708>Aren't most female and male friend groups all fucking?You are watching too many US sitcoms.
>>33563726>>33563730Why the fuck did you guys think I was suddenly going to stop being a retard?
>>33563729Can I call her the n-word?
Ovulation makes me break out but it also makes me elated and go on a self improvement kick
>>33563727That's alright, we know you don't really hate women. I fully believe you will get back into it after you've healed a bit more.
>>33563734Only in bed
>>33563736PLAP
Women don't deserve men.
>>33563563this motherfucker changes the image md5 every post what an asshole
>>33563727's fineWe expect this shit and your posts probably wouldn't affect reality
>>33563738No I’m not that anon
Women date men.
>>33563736what you improoving
>>33563658>Aren't you usually insistent that you're called bi though?I am, but I'm ashamed of my attraction to men, unlike my attraction to women.>>33563692>Why are women so bad at suicideThey choose methods that aren't as likely to kill you, like overdosing and asphyxiation. Based men will jump in front of trains or blow their brains out.>>33563741>Women don't deserve men.You're right. We deserve better: other women.
>>33563741Yes they do. As punishment for their crimes against existence.
>>33563692We can get more trans women into the statistics to balance things out
>>33563749You said yourself that lesbians pretty much just use each other for sex.>>33563751They deserve much worse than us for all of that.
>>33563736Good
>>33563708>Aren't most female and male friend groups all fucking?No, not at all... But if he's going to be honest with you about embarrassing stuff like fucking a prostitute, I'm really surprised your reaction is "he must be hiding more" rather than "holy shit why is he oversharing." >since he told me about times he got to sleep NEXT TO a woman but not WITH her because she refused.I mean I spent an entire semester sharing a bed with a girl and we never had sex. There was a lot of groping though. It's not non-intimacy, but I wouldn't exactly consider it +1 to my bodycount. My virginity is preserved through harem-anime tier logic.>>33563724Oof. It's not too late. Hit her with the Homer Simpson backing into the hedges gif right now and do the 'brb gonna change countries and name'
>>33563733Nobody was expecting anything.I just can't believe people like that exist.Like maybe if you were severely drunk.
>>33563761I probably have autism...
>>33563716Isn't it all our first time?This is just my observation about how young people behave. Actually nevermind that sentence does sound autistic as fuck.There was dating drama between my own friends (before I met them), one of my exes slept with several of his friends, etc. so that's why I'm suspicious. Maybe I've just known "incestuous" friend groups.>>33563725I guess not. It wouldn't make sense but people act in bizarre ways sometimes.I just see old social media posts where they commented hearts and I have to wonder. But he does have distinct "little brother" traits so maybe it's platonic and I'm just a detached freak who doesn't understand friendly affection (true).>>33563728What are your reasons?
>>33563761>>33563760Also for some context she's my best friend and we know all the embarrassing things about eachother's sex lives and she's a lesbian.
>>33563766>so that's why I'm suspicious. Maybe I've just known "incestuous" friend groups.There's plenty of "incestuous friend groups" where people are still hanging out with friends that are dating each other's exes. There's not as many friend groups where people are hooking up with the opposite gender in their friend groups like weird pseudo polycule.
Fentanyl feels amazing. Don't fall for the memes psyopping you against it. Try it first, then judge.
>>33563757>You said yourself that lesbians pretty much just use each other for sex.I was being facetious.
>>33563769Well good for you.Her being lesbian makes it even weirder why you didn't double check about what she asked.
My favorite femanons are JH, myao and Trini but I'm afraid to tell them.
>>33563774*dies from overdose because I got 2 mg instead of 0.2 mg*Anything that easy to OD on is not worth
>>33563764I’m not a man
>>33563779Yikes
>>33563774nobody has ever claimed that fentanyl doesn't feel good
>>33563777Idk, I didn't think she was coming onto me.
Why do incels ITT hate tattoos when trashy girls are gift from God?
Yo femanons are you retarded? Cause i would go downs on you
>>33563510>Have you ever checked the prostitution laws of other countries?>I never went to a hooker, but I find it sometimes interesting to see how countries deal with this difficult topic.MI support the "Nordic model."
>>33563788I hate trashy tattoos, not tattoos period
>>33563788because trashy girls have sex and i don't
I wish I had a bigger penis
>>33563795No you don't
>>33563788trashy girls are not wife material also technically I'm not an incel
>>33563788It just looks bad
>>33563788its part of my fetish where i get captured by a promiscuous female and she holds me down while i have my skinginity defiled and violated by getting a "NOTHING EVER HAPPENS" trampstamp tattooed over my butt
>>33563795Skill issue
>>33563779What about Portuguese manhater femanon, Swiss femanon and that one femanon who is married woth children?
>>33563776You were being accurate.
>>33563795how big is it?
>>33563606Best burgers would probably be wendys/fiveguys/burgers at the grocery and potato buns and bacon jam.
>>33563804How do I get better at penis size?>>335638005 inches just looks so puny
>>33563795Women aren't supposed to have dicks.
>>33563811it's plenty big and a girl can actually fit it in her mouth
Women, what are things men (or women if you're a lesbian) do during sex that you hate or turns you off?
people say that you should exercise to resist the urge to coom but when my legs get sore the next day the pain makes me hornier and cooming feels even betteranybody else has this problem?
Women, who do you agree with more: Alex Jones, or Hasan Piker?
>>33563816It doesn't feel big
>>33563824Nag but isn't Piker super misogynistic?
>>33563805I like all of them but and give no damn about being called a simp
>>33563824I guess Alex Jones? They're both nutters regardless.
>>33563779Simps get the rake
Femanon, would you let your bf play with your butthole?
>>33562311Judge me.Used bell peppers instead of mushrooms.
>>33563831I'd rather them peg me
>>33563828Yes but now he's a male feminist, but yeah there is a like a decade of him bragging about going to prostitutes and daddy's freak off parties on twitter.
>>33563829>and give no damn about being called a simpDidn't ask, but ok.
>>33563837Diddy'sFucking autocorrect
>>33563836None of those chicks are into pegging.
>>33563837>Yes but now he's a male feministSo he's still super misogynistic?
>>33563847maybe they'd get into it for a guy who simped hard enough
Can't imagine wanting to be peggedMost girls just want to be dominated and you're taking advantage of that?
Hello, I am a 22 year old sexually frustrated M.Because of my anxiety and OCD, I deal with a lot of intrusive thoughts that can affect my ability to maintain an erection. Usually this is helped when my girlfriend is willing to do oral, and it almost always works. Recently, though, she has decided she dislikes oral. She’s also turned off by the fact that I often rely on it to keep my erections consistent. Instead, she has started expressing fantasies where she will only do oral if I put something down my throat, “something dick-shaped but not squishy,” as she put it. When I asked if this was a requirement for me to receive oral, she said it would help because I would “know how it feels.” She also explained that these fantasies shift depending on her mood: if she’s horny, she imagines me enjoying it, but if she’s angry about “cultural issues in the world,” she imagines me being upset. She has also told me that her mouth is “abnormally shaped” from sucking her thumb too much (which she still does in bed), and that men don’t really understand what it feels like for a woman to perform oral sex.What bothers me is that she almost always asks for sex but doesn’t want to put in the effort to make it easier for me. On top of that, I worry that forcing myself to put things down my throat, especially with my poor gag reflex, would kill my mood and make me not want to attempt intercourse at all. It’s also confusing because we only just started having sex this year, even though we’ve been together for nearly 3 years, and in the beginning she was fine with oral. At one point she even said she enjoyed it on her own.What should I do? Should I go through with it just to make her happy? Also, no. She doesn't count me eating her out on the same level.
>>33563850Yeah but he has female simps now
>>33563833Ye
>>33563868>gestation >mpreg.webm
>>33563875Brap
>>33563875I hope an entire planet crashes into your house while you're inside.
Men what does it take
>>33563881Everything
>>33563880Like in eve and the last gentleman?
>>33563881For a woman to love a man? No idea. No woman has ever done it before.
Men describe a girl who isnt your dream girl but you could see yourself marrying
>>33563881
>>33563888Literally her
>>33563868can you shut the fuck up you sound like a 14 year old autistic faggot when you allege that men do xyz because they're dissatisfied with femininity it's just such a fucking gay thing to write... oh yeah bro, men aren't struggling due to social or economic factors largely inherent to overdeveloped capitalism, it's because they're protesting against some abstract idea about the 'hollowing out' of femininity like SHUT THE FUCK UP before i cringe myself to death jesus christ.
>>33563888Ugh any girl that I'd marry is my dream girl, I'm not picky. If I can't stand her I'm not going to marry her.
>>33563868This is what becomes of feminine and nerdy men when they are groomed by the evil troons, they turn into lunatic trannies who nobody wants to be around, neither other men nor women.Beware, anons.
>>33563889Lost my virginity during this movie
>>33563888i don't have an idea of my 'dream girl' it's just whoever i happen to like, and i don't know who that is because i've never been in a relationship or anything close to it.
>>33563385Isn't this what OP is for? What a stupid thing.
>>33563824I don't agree with frog people
>>33563888we don't really have any interests in common and we don't really hang out for fun but she still wants kids and she'd be a good mother
>>33563891Who>>33563895>>33563901Okay so describe your last serious crush
>>33563424MI didn't even know there were any other Yoshis than the green one from Super Mario World.
>>33563907Ugh okShort chubby Mexican goth girl who shaves her head and her eyebrows.She ended up ghosting me after sexo.
>>33563911so she is bald?
>>33563888>not fat>nice to me>likes me>likes sex, or at least isn't repulsed by it>responsible, loyal, honest with me>a little crazy is fine as long as she can function as an independent adult>wants kids>bonus points for sexy legsI feel like this is not asking for much. Basically just be an adult, like me, don't be fat, and want kids. Yet, it seems like most women can cover maybe half of this list at best.
>>33563907>her
>>33563539I've been permanently off work since last year.
https://youtu.be/LiB1CfNmgf8>>33563811>How do I get better at penis size?Learn to use it better.>>33563812>Women aren't supposed to have dicks.Aren't supposed to, but they should. I'd be a menace.>>33563824>Women, who do you agree with more: Alex Jones, or Hasan Piker?Hasan is room temp IQ, but I lean more left and agree with his talking points, even if he uses the most asinine ways of trying to get his points across. He's lucky he's hot, because he's dumb as a fucking brick.>>33563818>Women, what are things men (or women if you're a lesbian) do during sex that you hate or turns you off?Men try to take liberties. I PROMISE you that asking for permission to do something doesn't kill the mood. Don't just start choking and name calling because you saw some crack whore in a porno fake moaning when it was done to her.
>>33563912Like actually?NoShe chooses to shave her head.Also she had like an inch of hair on her head cause she hadn't been shaving.
>>33563888Nerdy, that's it really, doesn't have to be a dream girl
>>33563551What the fuck is that?
>>33563888I don't know, femanon. I'm...tired.
>>33563888Not the answer you're looking for but the real answer is that different people are liked for different reasons. There's no point describing them because you shouldn't aspire to follow them and there's nothing to learn from it
Why are all the femanons filthy commies?
>>33563539Glad you're having a nice day <3It's also a bank holiday here todayI spend half the day cleaning the house pushing through stomach pain, and now the other half bedrotting and sleepmaxxing avoiding my housemates and the crippling despair of existence Do you have any nice plans for tonight? X
>>33563928hot
>>33563916Hell yes, me too.
>>33563922Maybe more like half an inch.
>>33563928They don't understand the concept of unintended consequences, which is a requirement of any utopian ideology.
>>33563933you don't understand this
>>33563539Get a body pillow.
>>33563779myao is some kind of upstart. And who the fuck is trini?
>>33563919>I PROMISE you that asking for permission to do something doesn't kill the mood. Don't just start choking and name calling because you saw some crack whore in a porno fake moaning when it was done to her.I mean, I do think asking for permission in the moment does kill it but obviously talk about it before doing itI can choke my girlfriend in the moment and she loves it but we've talked about it before. I also check after to make sure it wasn't too much and she always says she liked it
>>33563907my last serious crush was in grade school... i'm a recluse so i haven't been around 1 girl long enough to have a crush. although when i was a teenager i could sometimes fall in love with a random chick that i'd never see again. one time it was this girl crossing the street in front of my mom's busted up car with me in the passenger seat. the girl was really plain, wearing sweatpants and a t-shirt, but she had really long blonde hair, which made her look like a diamond in the rough, like a somewhat rugged girl whose beauty shone through and aroused maybe a little bit of melancholy or even pity in my heart. so maybe that's my 'type. '
>>33563888I can't see myself marrying anyone but my dream girl.
>>33563881It takes two https://youtu.be/6A7w7ex45Nw?si=5VPB8fpdprXhUjvw
>>33563947This. if you're gonna risk financial ruin, she should at least be a 10/10
Femanons would you date a guy who misses social cues?
>>33563941>I also check after to make sure it wasn't too much and she always says she liked itwhat a gentleman...
>>33563928Communism is an inherently feminine ideology. Just as communism tries to impose the notion that there is no hierarchy and all are equal and everything belongs to everybody, women try to impose a hegemony of equality on their social groups
>>33563888If I'm at a point that I'm marrying a woman then she is my dream girl. I don't have like an idea of who that will be it's just whoever I'll like enough that I'd want to marry them but at this point I have no clue what she'll be like because I've never been in a relationship. But i know for sure if i dont like someone that much I definitely wouldn't want to marry them.
Is it fair that I see so many cute girls on the street but have no real reason to engage or say something to them?
>>33563953No.
>>33563924a cute girl
>>33563966Fuck
>>33563965it's not fair or unfair, it's just you being a pussy
>>33563965It is not fair, no
>>33563940A recent spanish femanon, quite pleasant and nice desu
>>33563952What the fuck does finances have to do with it?
do you think femanons love us as much as we love them?
>>33563881You replying to any of the replies.Just once.And then you are immediately a better person than you were before.
>>33563975NTAIf you get divorced for any reason, she's gonna get at least half of your shit, and probably more.
>>33563975>he thinks his marriage will last forever in 2025Oh child
>>33563977Yes
>>33563977Not a chance in hell.
>>33563977only me, not the rest of yous
>>33563977I hope so. I love them very much.
>>33563979More like I get half her shit.
>>33563978I did reply
>>33563990Nope. Even if she's wealthier she's gonna get half your shit. She'll also get the kids if you have any.
Women, do you actually want men to be like this?
>>33563977No way lol
>>33563967What happened to its eyes?!
>>33563916>>33563931How come lol? Taking a sabbatical or something? How can you afford it?
>>33563991Lazy.
>>33563994Lmfao no, what a cringelord
>>33563994A manon said that he had something like that and femanons liked it.
>>33563994Shit that never happened This
>>33563992I don't think it works like that where I live.
>>33564003That's how it is in the US. Courts will always side with the woman, no matter what she asks for, unless she's literally in prison for a felony.
>>33563997Got laid off. Made some half assed effort to look for a new job, but I don't really want to. Living off savings at the moment.
>>33563994I'm a man even I ain't reading all that.
>>33564007US is the only place that exists.
beep beep Hello?
>>33564012MOSHIMOSHI?!
>>33564012https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2Z2CklSxM0
Mwhat does it mean when a girl types “:)” in response to you hoping she feel better (in terms of physical health)is it passive aggressive or friendly?
>>33563916lucky duck
Why do men have more than one sexual partner?Are those types of women mentally scarred or ill somehow, like lesbians?
>>33564020Why would you think that she's being passive agressive if you're wishing for her to get better? Does she hate you or something?
>>33563938have one. less than sufficient
>>33563994I just want men to not give me a hard time about period issues
>>33564022>Why do men have more than one sexual partner?Why do women*
FemanonsWhy does it matter to you if a guy you like has gone to an escort before?
>>33564026You don't actually want a man though.
>>33563928>Why are all the femanons filthy commies?Because women value empathy and getting along more than men. I'm no commie, I am still very free market and individual liberty, but we as a society should take care of our own.>>33563977>do you think femanons love us as much as we love them?I'm pretty sure most of you hate me.>>33563994>Women, do you actually want men to be like this?He's either a white knight or an aspiring fuckboy. Either way, he's doing it to get pussy.>>33564022>like lesbians?What did you mean by this?
I keep having dreams about my ex and that he is missing body parts that I have to put into molds
>>33564022From what I can tell from atoga, men don't even have one sexual partner. Unless you count their hand.
>>33564030Because to me he has bad valuesPaying for sex with a random woman is icky. I am against prostitution and supporting it in any way.Sex is an intimate act that should be reserved for someone you care about.Lots of women could overlook it but personally I can't.
>>33564034You hate us too, so it's mutual.
>>33563994Yo where's his dude kit for when I shit myself jk
>>33564034>What did you mean by this?I mean that you're a mentally ill lesbian and the only reason you are this way is because your got burned. It's okay, but you're mentally ill still and sick in your head.
>>33564024no, I just don’t do well with understanding the intent of digital conversation
>>33564037>mfw I have two hands>mfw I am essentially having groupsex
>>33563928Because look where hyper individualism got us
>>33564037I meant women, learn to read, see my other post and try to understand context.
>>33564008I mean if you can afford to then godspeed desu, might as well make the most of itAt least you know there was nothing you could've done in that scenario >>33564037My hand is my first and only uwu
Moids, just right now I'm sucking on a lolipop and I remembered one time my sister told me to stop licking an ice cream cone because some men were watching. I didn't get it back then but now I want to ask how likely are you to get lewd thoughts from seeing girls/women in public lick or suck a popsicle or ice cream etc
>>33564034>empathyCommunist countries are of course famous for their empathy
>>33564038>Sex is an intimate act that should be reserved for someone you care about.Why's that?
>>33564049Not very likely unless she is like staring at me while doing it
>>33564049Nah, that's too perverted. I'd only feel that if I knew the woman and knew that she was doing it on purpose.
>>33564051Because to me it's not cheap and a high form of connecting. It's very vulnerable and sacred
>>33564038>Sex is an intimate act that should be reserved for someone you care aboutThat excludes most people, who are having sex with people they just met.
I wish I was beautifullllll
>>33564049Honestly? Not likely, unless she's actively trying to make it look suggestive.
>>33564049never really got the whole erotic foods thingit’s food, you eat it and use it’s power, so what if it’s oblong? so are human turds, and you don’t see normal people fantasizing about scat
>>33564049Ngl I'm probably too busy staring at your body
>>33564054>sacredHow is it different than making somebody laugh?
>>33564034i bet even your replyguy hater coterie would be sad if you were gone though
>>33564055That's why I said for me personally
>>33564057I wish you were beautiful too.
>>33564062>how is putting your private parts inside of someone else different than laughingI don't know, you tell me?
Why is this true?
>>33564065Thank you
Why are 4chan men so particularly awful? Many of them with wives and kids are cheaters too btw.
>>33564059Anon, it's not about the food kek
>>33564066Oh ok, you are not interested in defending your beliefs, gotcha.
>>33564069Women are worse.
>>33564013JESUS DESU
>>33563860She's retaliating because there is likely something else in your relationship that is making her feel a discrepancy in your appreciation for her submissive act that you require. Turn up the schmooze to the max if you want this to work with her. She could possibly not like that you require oral and she happens to suck her thumb for comfort and you could be purposefully taking advantage of her disability for her own pleasure. Take bended knee and make an absolute promise that this is not the case, adore her, and make sure she is feeling appreciated in the relationship with you.
>>33564057Wish you could see yourself as beautiful.
>>33564069Will i think there are just s lot of awful people on the internet.
>>33564069Sometimes I'm awful and demoralize people, but most of the time I try to make people feel good about themselves.
>>33564038>Sex is an intimate act that should be reserved for someone you care about. Based femanon
Are women, that have had multiple sexual partners, damaged and/or mentally ill, like lesbians are?
>>33564049Very unlikely.
>>33564067Sour grapes.
>>33564057You are. Just be positive
>>33564049I wouldn't but there are lots of disgusting perverts
>>33564038That's beautiful, too bad most of us have to take what we can get or we'd die virgins.
>>33564069I’m curious about what makes you think this
>>33564069No rules about conduct, anonymous posting, no consequences for throwing bombsThis is a paradise for awful people
>>33563376I love bi girls.
Women, could you handle this job?
i randomly saw this comic on pinterest and i got excited because my hair looks a LOT like this, including how it's messy and kind of not good looking. what do you think of this hairstyle? would you be offput by a girl who looked like this?
>>33564096Such a fancy outfit, yet such boring nails...
>>33564049No i feel weird sexualizing women irlLike to theh point i could never ask out a girl
>>33563953Yeah. I did that.
>>33564031oh i really do. but i am just very selective
>>33564098I feel like it could be used for an alternative American McGee's Alice cosplay.
>>33564057me too
>>33564105Nice
>>33564101Would you want fancy nails as a food server?
What's the most honest advice you can give to your sex about the other sex?
>>33564107is that a good or bad thing??
>>33564110I'm a guy and don't serve food.
>>33564098>would you be offput by a girl who looked like this?Nah. It's a bit messy but it's fine.
>>33564096is the job just looking pretty?
>>33564114Why are you as a man focused on her nails?
>>33564098Not at all, I like that slightly messy look. Would love to play with those loose hairs while cuddling.
>>33564112she'll never be the person she wants you to think she is
>>33564112It's a numbers game these days, most women you meet aren't interested in a relationship even if they're interested in you.
>>33564098I can see it being cute
>>33564113I don't know how full your hair is, but I think wild hair can look really pretty if it's like the hair of the alternative girl in Breakfast Club.
>>33564112Sometimes you just need to get out of your head.
>>33564112Size does matter and other girls are just coping
>>33564112If he wanted to he would
>>33564124my hairs are really thin but i have so so so much of it. so they break easy, which leaves a ton of wisps and stuff, but it has a huge amount of volume that is genuinely difficult to manage. i think mine is just a bit curlier than hers though.
>>33564117Why wouldn't I?
>>33564112M, don't fall in love before you've even asked her out
>>33564039>You hate us too, so it's mutual.Only some of you. Most notably the guy I'm about to reply to.>>33564042>the only reason you are this way is because your got burnedCorrelation is not causation. I liked girls even before my dad became a violent alcoholic. Maybe I prefer them more because of it, I but my attraction to women has nothing to do with my history with men.Also, someone asked the other day why every hateful group tries to weaponize rape and abuse against a target demo except for misogynists. It's because men don't want to take responsibility for making women the way they are. Men like you try to shame women for the actions of men and it's tiresome.>>33564050>Communist countries are of course famous for their empathyAnd I'm not a communist, much less a tankie. But to the politically illiterate, it looks good on paper.>>33564096>Women, could you handle this job?Yes, but I couldn't handle working with a bitch named Brailyn.>>33564124What about Zendaya in Euphoria?
>>33564117Nta, but because he wishes he can dress like her. And because men feel entitled to nitpick women's looks and clothes, even when their looks and hygiene are those of swamp creatures I went to school with girls who dated guy who complained they weren't taking good care of themselves (those girls straightened their hair, put lip gloss on...) all while coming to meet those girls in socks and flip flops. No cap.
>>33564129I'm sure you look absolutely lovely in that case! :)>>33564132I have never seen Euphoria.
Why the fuck does it feel so wrong to see someone you were fond of with someone else?
>>33564131What's the inverse of this advice anon?
>>33564082it's sad that this simple thought is considered based.I get having sexual urges, but can some people really not contain themselves to that degree? It's mind boggling to me
>>33564136You're most likely not over them yet.
>>33564134
>>33564129>that is genuinely difficult to manageI don't know anything about women's hair but isn't there any different hairstyles you could get that takes away from the volume so that makes it easier to deal with?
>>33564127seconding this
>>33563996probably doesn't sleep much idk I've seen other girls with eyes like that I find it cute
>>33563376How strong is the urge to masturbate for women? It seems the average guy masturbates or has to fight the urge. My own personal experience is that going no fap for long periods of time is hard. Do women struggle with the urge or is it easier because they can get laid easier overall. Why don't we see a no fap/sex movement from women? Is it because men are generally forced to cope with no sex or something else?
>>33564146Thirding it
>>33564132>Correlation is not causation. Cope>I liked girls even before my dad became a violent alcoholic. Cope>Maybe I prefer them more because of it, I but my attraction to women has nothing to do with my history with men.Cope>It's because men don't want to take responsibility for making women the way they areSo you are a lesbian because men mistreated you and you acknowledge it. Why not admit it?>Men like you try to shame women for the actions of men and it's tiresome.Well it's not shameful for a woman to get mistreated by a man, it is shameful, however, to be a mentally ill sexual deviant.>Also, someone asked the other day why every hateful group tries to weaponize rape and abuse against a target demo except for misogynistsSo it's abuse by men and some jewish propaganda, got it.
>>33564142When is it over? It's been 10 fucking years!
>>33564098messy hair is cute
>I need to talk to women in order for me to get a girlfriend What do women even like? What are some conversation starters that won't instantly give them the ick.
>>33563977I doubt it considering that a lot of people here a really fucking hateful towards them
>>33564139You mean for women towards men? Same thing, I think
>>33564153Then you have some deeper laying issues.
>>33564149Mentally non-ill women (the ones not in atoga) usually want a man to love and care for her too.They only want sex that is based on love, unlike men who are perfectly fine with sex without love.
>>33564098Fables is a good comic and I recommend it. But she doesn't actually have that hairstyle in the comic.They use different artists for the comic and the covers.
>>33564116Also working full shifts as servers and as a bartender in a thong>>33564132Brailyn seems like on the low end of possible annoying names for this kind of job
SNIFF SNIFF hmmm smells fishy in here, have you taken a shower today you stinky foids?
Women, if you have your reset button hit does it also erase the memories of previous men who you slept with? I just want to know if I should be jealous about her past or if I dick her good enough then it wont matter
>>33564144this is my natural hair. i hate it, dont know how to manage it and wish it looked like bhad babies
>>33564160Fair
>>33564161I don't know what to do anymore, honestly.
>>33563959i'm fucking 28 retarded faggot kill yourself you can't even make one remotely accurate inference and nothing in my post even slightly suggests being underage you just have a dogshit intuition about these things because you don't know anything and your shit's all retarded
>>33564148>I find it cuteThe fuck? I find it horrifying.
>>33564149For me it's not so much an urge to masturbate, but finding a man to sex me like clockwork when I'm ovulating. it's getting more intense with age
>>33564169>wish it looked like bhad babiesWhat like more straight?
being stalked by a woman haha oh no that would be horrible haha
>>33564171Therapy.Dating new people.The second one helped me, so I didn't need the first one.
>>33564173yeah I've been told I have strange taste in women before
>>33564178You'd have to be appealing in some way to get that to happen, won't happen for most men and women
>>33564177yes, long, straight, soft
>>33564085Why won't anyone answer the question?
>>33564167Honestly yea
>>33564188because it's a stupid question, ask a better one and people will answer
>>33564192Why is it stupid?
Alot calmer when the you know who aren't here.
>>33564106Nah. Women don't like men, they hate us.
>>33564186I assume you could get it like that but it would be insane amounts of work. Can you not ask your hairdresser to recommend you a style and products that would make it easier to handle?
>>33564195The jews?
>>33564167>reset buttonWhat in the coomer brain is this?>>33564169>this is my natural hair.Same, the story of this is funny because they wanted to give her a wig to make her hair look crazy. But she just showed up with her natural hair and they were like "Perfect!">i hate it, dont know how to manage itI had to learn from late-2000's YouTube and forum posts. There's an infinite well of content and products out there now that wasn't available to me back then.
>>33564132No, you hate all of us. All women do, but especially lesbians.
I need cocoa butter kisses from a certain Blatinx woman.
>>33564204I think she's working rn anon
>>33564204Lol, she's rather kiss MKG than a simpcuck like you
Men would you get a dumb phone with me?
>>33564220Why?
>>33564204None of the girls like the white knight act.
>>33564220No, you'd use it to mock me in front of your friends.
>>33564186>softI think wild hair can look soft too.I'm a man, but I'm also annoyed by my own hair, particularly because the shit just bends itself into all directions after sleeping, is it the same for you?
>>33564220Only if you're my gf
>>33564204i am actually not at work tday, im having a spa day and then bevs with my bestie before making dinner and finishing laundry.
>>33564220Wdym
>>33564204JH?
>forced to be an incel while my chad neighbour has a different 10/10 girl every weekendIt's not fair bros, I wouldn't even care if this cruel world didn't keep reminding me
>>33564220that would be my third phone. but can it pwease be a pink razor or one of those cute walkman slide phones
>>33564183a man can dream I did have a girl ask me for my socials out of nowhere once but I don't think that counts
>>33564132>>33564144yeah that's pretty close actually, but my hair is only like barely to my shoulders and i have bangs>>33564164oh okay, good to know, i never read it
>>33564231Who tf else fits that description?
>>33564239irl? What was the context?
>>33564074How do you recommend turning it up to the max? I try to do many things for her and often am broke because I want to make her happy.
>>33564201>What in the coomer brain is this?I think it's the cervix >>33564220yes I hate smartphones I only have one because you need them for everything now but besides that I never use it
>>33564167my what
>>33564229You're blatinx? Or JH?
>>33564220Yes I prefer them if I need a phone at all
>>33564244yeah irl I was taking classes for something computer related most people there were men and the only women were older women oddly enough but her and another girl were the only ones around my age (most men there were teenagers I was the only 18 year old there) and one time she sat next to me and asked for it, we never talked once before that
>>33564220yeah sure :DI used to go out partying with my Motorola V220 flipphone, once I realised carrying around a smart phone kinda sucksMy first phone was a Nokia 6300 I used for yearsI wanna get a Nokia 3310
>>33564256That's nice, did you give her your contact info?
>>33564220Sure but ill need something for gps directions and music
>>33564178Das illegal
>>33564149idk how the male experience is but i always imagine you guys get horny like you get hungry and want to eat something (jerk off) but for me it's more like i get in a mood i want to soak in, like when it's rainy and i put on candles and music, and i wear a sweater and socks, and i make tea, creating this sort of atmosphere to enjoy a mood i have. i'm not so much like urgh i must cum, i'm more like, i'm going to have a horny evening tonight, if that makes sense. maybe i'm just retarded though.
>>33564259yeah, it went nowhere though but it felt nice nonetheless
>>33564233>my chad neighbour has a different 10/10 girl every weekendjust don't leave the house and you won't see this jk
>>33564263irrelevant I just want to feel loved
>>33564240>i never read itLike I said, I recommend it.
>>33564266At least it happened! That should give anyone a self-esteem boost
>>33564264This sounds so relaxing I kinda wanna try doing it. Any particular type of candle?
>>33564242NTA, there was literally another one ITT just a bit earlier.
>>33564245It's not money you need to spend often. It's that you need to show consideration for her feelings and do fun stuff together.The park/beach are mostly free while it's still nice outside. Pick clothes of her's you like on her and praise. Brush her hair nicely (L2 do it right). If you cook at home stuff can be cheaper than going out, to feed her treats.
>>33564242Anon, why are you angry with me? KekI didn't know JH was half black, I just guessed it was her based on the latina part
state genderdragon quest or final fantasy?
>>33564277No beaches where I am, and she gets mad at parks with no swings, unfortunately. I try complimenting her clothes and say they’re cute, but she’ll just say something like “Am I not cute every day?” and when she asks me to pick outfits out for her, she rejects every choice and ends up picking her own.
>>33564242>Who tf else fits that description?Hello>>33564247>I think it's the cervixThat's my "kick you in the face and try not to throw up from nausea" button.>>33564283>dragon quest or final fantasy?FDragon Quest, but FF has some absolute bangers
>>33564273yeah I mean at the time I didn't thought anything about it but yeah that should've boosted my self-esteem lol
>>33564179I might need the first one, given the second one seems like an absolute impossibility
>>33564283MNo.
>>33564242I'm pretty sure there's another femanon who does
>>33564283Final fantasy
>>33564283MNever played dragon quest, so final fantasy I guess.
>>33564264Oh wow, i never thought of it like that. This must be why we generally struggle with foreplay. I think women like foreplay and the mood to last longer.
>>33564286>That's my "kick you in the face and try not to throw up from nausea" button.yeah from what I understand it hurts a lot but some people swear it feels really good, I wouldn't know I'm just telling you what I've heard>Dragon Quest, but FF has some absolute bangersI prefer FF I've only played one dragon quest game (the original) FF4 is my favorite!>>33564290hmm yes>>33564292>>33564293which one is your favorite?
>>33564286Oh I'm a retard I forgot you were, I'm so sorry.
>>33564148wayyyyyy overexaggerated aegyosalits makeup>>33564178darling open the window its cold outside
>>33564261>gps directions map>musicwalkman
>>33564269Why can't you just be a likeable namefag here and chat/shoot shit? Stay a while.
>have trouble focusing/understanding/remembering anything>at the beginning of the year, I start therapy to treat what I believe is depression/anxiety>often lament my inability to illustrate, one of the only things I care about>therapist tells me my inattentiveness sounds like classic ADHD>months and months of struggling to set up evaluation>it happens two weeks ago>ff 2day>"lol ur actually just retarded and depressed/anxious"So I'm back to where I started. I could wait a month and a half for these assholes to send a paper confirming I'm a depressed retard so I can go beg some other psychiatrist asshole for meds. Or I could just buy a gun and end it tonightwdygt
>>33564283MNever played dragon quest so have to pick FF
>>33564297FF5
>>33564301Based boomette
Today, I learned not to ask a woman about her husbandI went to a fast food restaurant and it was a family business. It's fairly common here for people to work for someone else (like a trainee) then open their own place. Anyway, I thought the man used to work at a nearby fast food restaurant before branching out on his own. The wife tells me she didn't use to work with her husband at the restaurant but now she does, and I ask "your husband used to work at ..., right" and she says no, but you could tell her tone change, her facial expressions changed, and she was no longer as friendly. I think she thought I was interested in her husband that's why I asked, whereas I thought we were just chatting about their business and how it came to existAnyway, lesson learned. Don't ask women about their husbands. God I'm so autistic ^^'
>>33564303on the bright side you don't have ADHD lol which (as someone diagnosed) sucksbut sorry about the depression/anxietyI mean it might feel like you've made no progress, but ruling other things out is still progresshave you managed to get any treatment for the depression/anxiety or try any meds for it
>>33564283>final fantasy>There was more than one
>>33564300Hey myao how was your first day of college?
>>33564297>which one is your favorite?I played the ds version of 4, and a bit of 3. So I guess I'd have to say 4. But I'd like to play 6 and 7 too, I think 6 would probably be my favorite.
Dated my gf for 7 years now:>announces when she has to pee>wants to pee on me and in my mouth>rips farts without a care>tells how much she pooped>wants me to rape her>is into monsters (venom her favourite)>gets aroused by horsecocksIs this normal girl shit? Or did I get together with a fairy demon
Should I stay in bed all day tomorrow or should I do shopping and cleaning tomorrow (also need a haircut)Still dying of stomach flu/diarrhea (so I'm just not eating) but we got ppl visiting on Friday
*slides it in*
>>33564315monsters and horsecocks aren't normalbut she just sounds like a classic mildly autistic/nerdy girlthe how much she pooped is kinda gross too desu
I'm going to Culvers. You guys want anything?
>>33564311didnt know I had it until nowno, i havent gotten any treatment, and I wont be able to until they send me that confirmation so I can go shove it in some doctors faceI think somewhere along the way, adhd was my last cope to prove to myself that Im not retarded. If I dont have adhd, then I have no excuse. I'm just stupidI dont want to be a broke wagie with no goals because I'm too dumb to do anything beyond move boxes of shit from point a to point b
>>33564275i buy yankee candles that are scented (different scents based on season) because my mom always did that growing up so its like a nostalgia thing for me
>>33564294yeah sex without foreplay is like watching the finale of a tv show without seeing any other episodes, literally what is the point
girlsAt my university, open relationships are becoming increasingly common. Why is this phenomenon happening? It sounds like it’s just an excuse to fuck around and not be “cheating”
>>33564300oh I didn't know you could do that with makeup interesting>darling open the window its cold outsidesure thing I'll open the window for you! >>33564302hmm fine I'll be a namefag I was namefagging yesterday to spite that one anon complaining about namefags lol
>>33564326NTAAnxiety can really make it hard to focus and retain information, doesn't mean you're retarded.
What does it mean that a man has never hit my cervix ? I do not have a big vagina
>>33564283MFinal FantasyI like DQ a lot in theory but I find it hard to get into. I got massively into 1 and 11 but not 3 or 8.
>>33564325A milkshake (but special request that they use femanon’s breastmilk instead of the regular stuff)
So my girlfriend of 4 years and I split up for about 3 weeks, with the split being my fault. In the final week, she started going on dating apps and matched with a ton of guys, went on a number of dates, etc. She met one guy who messages hourly, and she told me last night she considers him a soulmate (along with me and a few other people in her life). She didn't fuck him because she's not a western girl. Anyway, she wants to try being friends with this guy.Thoughts on this situation? Should I let it fizzle out, or ask her to break things off with him?
>>33564303Also>month and a halfThis sucks, but in the grand scheme of things and how long you've been suffering, think that it's not much longer>beg some other psychiatrist asshole for medsCan you afford to see one? That's a positive at least. And there are a lot of options you can try. It's a gradual but hopeful process>buy a gun and end it tonightDon't waste your money supporting the gun lobby jkYou can always procrastinate suicide... but if you do pull the trigger there's no going back, ever. So it's always best to put it off... you could try bedrot/sleepmaxxing like me, it's a good way to fast forward life when you don't want to be alive... at least you're not hurting yourself while you're asleep
>>33564335it means either you’re way too tight to where he can’t get his penis all the way in OR you’ve only fucked micropenis
>>33564327That's sweet you still hold memories of that. So it's like a little spa day at home kinda thing if I'm guessing correctly?
>>33564321Yeah I know... I guess I love her too much that I put up with her. Sometimes I feel like she's disgusting on purpose to test my limit. Meanwhile I have the most vanilla fetishes or they all revolve around her. Feelsbadman
girls, why do you seemingly get so mad when a guy you're not even dating is friendly with girls other than you?
how do i know if i am autistic or if its just that my mom is autistic and my dad is retarded and i never had any other helpful role models
>>33564338>I’m a cuckLmao
>>33564335he's not giving you the good dick from rap songs
>>33564307oh that one is my second favorite actually, I fucking love it!>>33564312lol >>33564314I played the american version of 4 then the japanese version and then the ds version, 3 was alright the final dungeon sucks a fat cock though I thought 6 was boring and gave up on it after 20 hours, just lost interest, 7 is great bit overrated but a great game nonetheless >>33564336yeah I prefer final fantasy I'm playing the original for the first time, it's fine but so far has been nothing but grinding I can't get very far without getting killed so I need to grind to have more hp and to get money to get better equipment, I like grindy games though so I'm kind of enjoying it lol
>>33564338So you broke up for 3 weeks and got back together? How long ago was this?
>>33564343yeah i guess, it's just setting a good atmosphere. my mom also has seasonal playlists on spotify so if i hear a certain thing im like 'fall is here!!'also i still live with her so its not like the memory has faded
>>33564350I don't get your response. She hasn't fucked him.
>>33564313it went ok ! im gonna kill myself stop talking about it>>33564316shopping n cleaning, but within as much as ur body can do without harming urself more :c>>33564325vanilla concrete mixer w whipped cream n strawberries (or blueberries if they don't have them) pretty please
>>33564342Now that I think about it I don’t think a man has ever bottomed out in me either >>33564351I’m upset now
>>33564340>bedrot/sleepmaxxingcant anymore, i've had a job since oct>but in the grand scheme of things and how long you've been suffering, think that it's not much longeri know. but this really felt like my last shotim getting too old to wait around. my brain's only good for a certain amount of timethe fact that I cant even retain basic knowledge right now makes me feel like im just an incompetent sack of shit using all these medical terms as an excuse
>>33564353We got back together about 3 days ago.
>>33564352Yeah, these old RPGs tend to be grind heavy. Honestly I prefer Phantasy Star to either FF or DQ.
>>33564356>she started going on dating apps and matched with a ton of guys, went on a number of dates, etc. She met one guy who messages hourly, and she told me last night she considers him a soulmateYou’re a cucked beta
>>33564335How did you determine how "big" your vagina is? When you get aroused, your vagina gets deeper, ie the cervix ascends.
>>33564316If you're still just rest. Plus try and get a bit of food in you.
>>33564285I think you need to have an open discussion about how you want to please her more and try to negotiate a middle ground on all the random details that are getting mixed up between you two. She is cute everyday. You want to dress her nicely so other people appreciate her like you do.
>>33564354Never let it fade ever, I hope you have a wonderful day.
>>33564326>adhd was my last cope to prove to myself that Im not retarded. If I dont have adhd, then I have no excuse. I'm just stupidYou're not stupid because you're mentally unwell anon, ADHD or not. Depression/anxiety can still be really debilitating on their own. Idk how smart I am lol but I scored really highly in aptitude tests in school when I was younger (and got a really good scholarship) and can barely hold down a minimum wage job. I was basically a janitor at my last job.There's nothing wrong with moving boxes from A to B, it's still respectable hard work. And there's a kind of zen in being present with straightforward external tasks that is sometimes preferable to a mental load when you're already battling demons and going through it.Further goals and so forth can potentially come later but the priority should always be your mental wellbeing and contentment, else it's like trying to stack a house of cards. Godspeed anon, it's not over until the fat lady sings...
>>33564333>sure thing I'll open the window for you!*slithers inside*thank you ! lend me your bodily warmth for a moment>>33564347usually only happens if she has a crush on u or they're a pickme
>>33564358>Now that I think about it I don’t think a man has ever bottomed out in me eitherWhat, so they're artifically holding back from bottoming out? Have you ever done cowgirl? Did you not bottom out there but aren't convinced that it hit your cervix?How have you come to the conclusion that you've never had a guy reach your cervix? Are you expecting it to be painful?
>>33564357>shopping n cleaning, but within as much as ur body can do without harming urself more :cthanks myao (: I think this is what I'll do, I'll get the haircut and go shopping, then do as much cleaning as I can until I feel exhausted and then rest as much as I can kekjust frustrating, I've been ill for almost a week now (the most sick I've ever been) and no signs of getting any better
>>33564357Hey focus on the happy you got it over with now just chill and unwind.
>>33564360Why did you break up and why did you two decide to get back together? How did the conversation go?
>>33564379she was getting attention from a guy at the gym and I didn’t like it. I got drunk one night and texted her that if she wants to fuck him so bad, she can do it when we aren’t together. It was really stupid on my part. She didn’t fuck him tho, but she did take that opportunity to start dating.
>>33564359>had a job since octThat's really good!! Almost a year!Well I meant outside of that, when you are able... (I also have to start another job soon), it's preferable to harming yourself at least >getting too old to wait around. my brain's only good for a certain amount of timeEh, there are people who do amazing things with sharp/creative minds at all ages, you're not really on a deadline>cant even retain basic knowledge right nowSome people just have worse short term memory made worse by mental health, doesn't mean you're stupid. My memory is absolute dogshit, I could've even remember what I'd cooked for dinner the other night when anon asked.>>33564364>try and get a bit of food in youI might do but I'm worried that it's just gonna come straight back out again kek... I can't even keep down water after not eating for >24hrsIf I do nothing tomorrow though that only gives me two days (Wed and Thurs) until Friday, I don't know if that's enough time...
>>33564372>usually only happens if she has a crush on u or they're a pickmeyea they all seemed super excited to talk at first but now they're getting mean
>day 0 nogoon
>>33564372did you send tit pics to lha yet?
>>33564382Nta, but I read stuff like this and I realize the only thing I'm doing wrong is not treating men like absolute shit 24/7.Like how did this happen and you still went back with her? But the answer is simple: if she weren't like this, you wouldn't be posting about her, in love with her etc
>>33564344>I put up with herLife is so cruel. God always pairs vanilla guys with kinky girls. I'd love to be with your gf (no offense anon)If I ever end up meeting someone they'll probably be the most vanilla person on earth, and ridicule me when they inevitably found out about my fetishes
>>33564363I check every once in a while but I guess I’ve never measure while aroused during sex>>33564373I’ve done cowgirl, and yea I guess I’d expect to feel it
>>33564361I should give phantasy star a try too, I've been in the mood for RPG's lately
>>33564326also it might not apply to you but look into the possibility of other conditions like bipolar disorder. I was trying depression/anxiety treatments for a long time that were just making me worse until I got diagnosed with bipolar and ADHD
>>33564391she is good looking and it’s hard for me to meet girls. I can’t afford to lose her.
>>33564372ok just don't stab me in my sleep
>>33564394What is your favorite sex position
>>33564400>she is good looking and it’s hard for me to meet girls. I can’t afford to lose hernta but brev that is a terrible reason to stay with a baddie kek you will just be miserable... she has you wrapped around her finger it seems
>>33564399>bipolar and ADHDI know very little about bipolar. I never change moods outwardly, but I do feel very depressed for seemingly no reason at all on some daysI cant say for sure because I am generally unhappy and have nothing to look forward to on any day. But some days I cant even enjoy the stuff that normally lifts my spirits
>>33564375>I've been ill for almost a week now (the most sick I've ever been) and no signs of getting any betterso many sick anons lately ( ;´ - `;)ill pray for u !! drink hot liquids, ginseng, sweat the sickness out, n if any mucus comes out, make sure to spit it out !!! this helps u heal sm faster>>33564376ahuagdhwuwiqoooqoooopakakjeb>>33564385id understand them being a little confused by u but i dunno why they're being mean
>>33564400If she were good to you, it wouldnt have mattered if she good looking too. You would've taken her for granted and started thinking "if I could pull this, maybe I can pull a better one" and or "if this beautiful looking woman loves me, I must be a catch"
>>33564406yeah I know. But look where we are, we live on 4Channel. She’s the best I can do. If I didn’t have her, I would be a turbo virgin just like everyone else posting here
>>33564410What?
>>33564347it's just a red flag or a lot of reasonsif you're talking to a girl and there's a potential for a budding relationship, why would she want to hear about other women in your life so quickly unprompted? It's definitely how you're doing it for them to be getting mad. it can also indicate you might cheat/triangulate/manipulate. I haven't gotten mad but if I'm in the early stages of talking to a guy and he talks to me a lot about his female friends i lose interest
>>33564398The dungeons are daunting but give it your best. They’re very satisfying I think. Don’t hesitate to look up skill effects because the game won’t tell you ahead of time.
I accidentally liked and matched with a trans and then accidentally agreed to go on a date and accidentally let her suck my cock before I accidentally busted raw inside her boypussy. Will you forgive me?
>>33564332You don’t need excuses if you want to fuck around?
how do i cope with being a 6? having crushes, desires, or even a sexuality feels pointless when 8s exist. like how do you cope with the fact that someone not trying at all is better than you giving your all? and that anyone who chooses you only settled because the 8s didn't want them past sex? it destroys me if i think about it for more than 2 seconds, but i'm not sure what to do with it or if it's even rational.
Girls, watch this video. Boys can probably benefit from watching it too.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-Av4Zk3Uuk
>>33564420but since this is becoming more common, that means it’s more common that people are having casual sex than before
>>33564390no ??no nudes end of discussion !!!>>33564402might bite u but u won't notice anyway
>>33564419If this is rooted in the truth, I don't understand why a lot of bi men are like this. Just be openly bi. There's a whole section of women that are really into that. I hate when you try to hide it from women who would not be okay with or accepting of it, we know or will know
>>33564422Imagine being a 3 or 4
>>33564422Comparison is the thief of joy.>anyone who chooses you only settledYou got your looks match. At least someone DID choose you.
>>33564429>There's a whole section of women that are really into that.Good one. Women immediately turn from tolerant liberals to genocidal fascists when they find out that a potential sex partner is a fag.
>>33564433That is most women yes, but the women that are into it are really into it. Why not go for who truly likes you? It might be harder to find but why lie
>>33564425Maybe, we’ll see
>>33564338Women will defend her and rationalize the behavior. In the end it's all your fault and she did nothing wrong.
Apparently I'm a "loser" because I had a few drinks and wanted to watch some old WWF attitude era wrestling to unwind. My advice to you: Never get a girlfriend, guys.
>>33564394>I check every once in a whileHow do you check? >I’ve done cowgirlDo you not bottom out during cowgirl? And to make sure we're on the same page, "bottoming out" means the the entirety of the guy is completely inside you. His pelvis is pressed up against your pelvis.
>>33564438>wanted to watch some old WWF attitude era wrestling to unwindShe was right.
>>33564434NTA but getting a gf is already near impossible for an average guy.
>>33564438They really love casually insulting guys. All of them
>>33564413I'm saying it's not about her looks. I'm decent looking too. It's about how she treats you and whether she keeps you feeling insecure (and feeling like you need to prove yourself) or she treats you well, like an equal blah blah blah but then you get too comfortable and forget she can do better or even start to delusionally YOU can do betterYou see, anon, it is my belief that the vast majority of people are ungrateful and want what they don't have. But men are worse at this.In the words of taylor swift, men only want love if it's torture
>>33564443So why not just get the trans gf?
>>33564438MEN will exclusively only date bitches and then complain about having a girlfriendYou’re a retard and I hope she hits you
>>33564382>she can do it when we aren’t together.So she interpreted this to mean you were breaking up at that point? Then you two were broken up for three weeks, and you decided to get back together three days ago. What happened three days ago? What did you two say?
>>33564446I said I'm NTA. I don't want a trans gf, and besides, they usually have higher standards than the women.
>>33564431i lived it for most of my life. part of the pain is losing 100lbs and actually trying and not morphing into a model. stares on the street, bullying, people trying you, etc. horrible existence and i would kill myself if i was still treated that way>>33564432yes but likely after fucking men who are better than me in every way. i just don't get why they would go for a 6 if the 8s treated them right. they don't, so they settle and that hurts. and infidelity exists. there's some piece of the puzzle i'm probably missing but i dont know what it is
>>33564438Slam her.
>>33564387I don't even blame you. I relapsed on a fwb and didn't even cum. This shit is so stupid.
>>33564448I messaged her asking to get back together. She said she wanted to so we got back together
>>33564409>sweat the sickness outlol I accidentally did this earlier cuz it got hot when I was napping xDthanks myao <3 it's not a cold/flu, just a stomach bug xP
>>33564455was he not good?
>>33564444They really do, then it's "I never said that." Also checked.
>>33564462oh dearno there's no cure to a stomach bug that i know of, godspeed anon .·°՞(¯□¯)՞°·.
>>33564418I like reading the manual in these old games
>>33564445nta but you must be illiterate, he said from the beginning that she started dating around after he made a comment (that made him seem "insecure"), what's his fault?
>>33564453If she could fuck men who are better than you in every way she wouldn't be with you.I don't even understand your problem really. Yes, being unattractive sucks because you can't get the hot girl. That's life, deal with it.
>>33564427>might bite u but u won't notice anywayI'm ok with bites :)
>>33564408that does sound a lot like depression desu, it can be worse some days than others but just the general low mood, lack of motivation or feeling of hopeI think just don't put too much pressure on yourself desu and take things one day at a time. Don't worry about big goals and things just focus on little wins and trying to be at peace. Iktf it fucking sucks being mentally ill I wish I was dead lol. gonna go bed>>33564466<3 <3
>>33564457She started dating the other guy during the three weeks. Did she say she's breaking up with him?
/atoga/ anal the opposite gender anal
>>33564447Ok, ms. femcel.
>>33564474they are friends now
>>33564477What is that the jh thread?
>>33564463Sex was nice, and kissing. But shortlived, extremely. Guess I'm just too hot.
>>33564478And what about it
>>33564469that's the thing. i have been single for 2-3 years after being in a relationship for a year where i didn't even see her naked once. that destroyed the belief that i could be desirable at all and i'm struggling with understanding how it works now. it's not about the hot girl, it's the idea that any woman i come across is likely in contact with men better than me and that they fucked her without any effort. in a world where hookups, situationships, etc are common, why even perceive the 6? i don't get it.
>>33564447Good girls will literally not date me, the only ones who give me a chance want to destroy me.
>>33564447All women act that way, though.
>>33564468Can you count? Because "his fault" is more of a listhe's with a girl who apparently flirted with some guy even though she had a bf/was with her bf-when he got told her do that when we're not together she took him on his offer -he went back with her -she's telling him other men are her soulmates too kek (and to add insult to injury, she his gf of 4 years is using that word to refer to some guy she met his a week or two ago)-she wants to keep talking to the guy KNOWING she has feelings for him -she told this to her doormat bf because she has 0 respect for him But if men only love women who treat them like trash
My roommate and her mom saw me naked
>>33564482How does a FwB situation work. Do you just text him and tell him to show up at your apartment. and as soon as he arrives you just ask him how he wants to fuck and you get into that position for him?
>>33564491M?
>>33564488when he told her do that when we're not together*some guy she met about* a week or two agobut men only*
>>33564486Are you evil?>>33564487I would never call my boyfriend a loser
>>33564485>had a year long relationship, with a girl, a couple of years agoChad.
>>33564494FI had just taken a shower and was doing stuff in the kitchen when they unlocked the front door
>>33564491Sex
I didn't get to have sex today. Maybe I'll get to have sex tomorrow.
>>33564481Jq thread
>>33564500No
>>33564497>Are you evil?No my friend's describe me as a sweetheart.
>>33564501It’s been 15 years for me.
>>33564499I mean at least it wasn’t her dad I guess? Did they not know you were there or something?
>>33564491You have roommates. This will happen when you have roommates.
>>33564505It's been over a month for me.
>>33564485>in a relationship for a year where i didn't even see her naked once.How old were you both? Did she turn you down when you tried to kiss her or grope her, or escalate physically in general?
>>33564497Maybe you would, maybe you wouldn't, but women hate men.
>>33564499Oh you're find then
>>33564506She's some kind of a wierd exhibitionist.>i was just naked in the kitchen, i have roommates
>>33564506She was supposed to move out yesterday but apparently has to sleep here one more night>>33564507>>33564517I was alone for most of my lease. She'd only stay every other weekend, never weekdays.
>>33564511>when you tried to kiss her or grope her, or escalate physically in generalNTAMen aren't allowed to do this anymore. It's creepy, or something.
>>33564510do you have PTSD from sex like I do?
>>33564438World Wildlife Fund?
Do girls jerk off to their crushes?
>>33564520Are you familiar with the concept of "hard no vs soft no"? It's the way around that. But regardless, if a guy isn't willing to take the risk to physically escalate after a year long relationship, then surely a direct conversation is in order.
>>33564525most girls in Adrian Gee’s interviews says that they masterbate 2-4x a week
>>33564525No.. porn
>>33564526he is just incelposting
>>33564498i wish man. she seemed grossed out by me.>>33564511i was 23, she was 20. but yeah, she'd put it off to another day and sometimes she'd be receptive, other times she'd treat me like i was repulsive. she was a stem autist with very few friends + raised by christian trumpers, so she said a lot of it was just being scared of judgement and her parents being ashamed. no idea how much of that was true. what made it destroy me was that she was extremely loving. saying im the sweetest person ever, she was genuinely interested in me, giving hugs that lasted minutes, etc. i felt loved, but not desired. i just couldn't handle it anymore, especially with constant last-minute cancellations despite living 2 minutes away. it completely destroyed me.
>>33564526>willing to take the riskIt's not about risk, it's just a hard fact.>direct conversationThis will just make him look like an awkward fuck, and she'll leave.
Girls, I smell like ballsy musk but clean.I know you were wondering
>>33564531what type of guys do you like to masturbate to in porn?
>>33564493He asks me to come over in text. I do, we lay in bed and shoot shit. Sometimes I level his dead by daylight account for him in hopes he'll choose to play it. Or he offers me another game to watch me play. Then we cuddle and caress and sex.
>>33564522No, but the sex was quite bad.
>>33564491Did they see your bush?
>>33564394>I’ve done cowgirl, and yea I guess I’d expect to feel itCowgirl doesn't actually get you as deep as you'd think. If you want to go as deep as possible you need to angle your hips back a bit and/or spread your legs wide apart. Pretzel and face-down-ass-up are probably the easiest ones to do but there are others.Also if either if you are fat or if you have particularly large cheeks then that means there's a handicap. You want pelvis-on-pelvis contact and when there's fat in the way you have to work around that with better angles and more vigorous thrusting.t. 6.5" cervix-knocker
>>33564532I'll take whatever ( you )s I can get. It also could spur another anon to ask about soft no's. Plus it led to you responding to me too! I'm drowning in Ws.
>>33564539that sounds like a relationship
>>33564525i dont have a crush but otherwise probably
>>33564537I don't know what 'ballsy musk but clean' smells like anon
>>33564530but to whomst
>>33564540I’m terrified of sex, I can’t have it. I’m 35, last and only time I had sex was when I was 20. It scarred me.
>>33564482>Guess I'm just too hot.uhh, sure thing...
>>33564541Not sure, hopefully not.
>>33564538The less I see the guy the better, it’s about the pleasure the women get
>>3356450527 years for me...>>33564499I mean if you weren't expecting them to appear that's not really your fault lol, I'm sure they understood tooMaybe next time wear a towel though just in case...>>33564473Nvm can't go to bed cause my roommates want me to listen for the door (cause they're out) the second time tonight >_>
>>33564554do you like watching big cocks or small cocks? Or do you just watch guys licking the girls pussy?
>>33564491Zamn, QT on his freaky arc
>>33564549Why didn't you fix yourself?
>>33564556>27 yearsHow old are you, you must be almost 50
>>33564549That sucks.
GirlsI had this female friend for long, long ass time. I could say she's my best friend.This is someone who declared multiple times that she deeply cares about me and that she owes me a lot, this, that and the other thing as well. There's nothing platonic or anything in terms of attraction, we've been purely pals. She's been in a very long term relationship herself and I'm glad for her.I've been helpful to her a few times but to my estimation she's been a decent friend as well. But practically my only remaining friend for a good while that I can somewhat regularly see. We both have busy lives.My other friend is a bit more carefree and let's just say that he gives no fucks. At this point he's a friend out of habit.For years I've had my share of struggles and she's always offered her input in regards to topics like my education/work, my family, my health sometimes, the people I used to call friends, stuff like that. Very outspoken and helpful. Really hates it when she even smells someone's fucking with me. But when it comes to my love life (or lack thereof), she's cold as ice. It's like to her I'm completely hopeless. A lot of respect for me in many ways, but when it comes to anything like that I swear it's like I'm showing her my ugly asshole. I'd understand it if I was desperate and always talking about it, I even knew someone like that, but it's the opposite. Feeling lonely and unsuccessful for years is a topic I barely ever speak to anyone about. I'm almost always faking being fine in regards to that and I dread asking for help. I'm already pathetic as I am to bother people about it much. But sometimes... it spills.Recently she's been telling me about someone who couldn't spend 5 minutes without trying to get dick and I blurted out "well shit, they couldn't even wait that long? I've been alone all of my life" and she's skipped that line of dialogue like it didn't happen. Is it really that "icky" to point out that sort of shit?
>>33564558It said it's female. You may proceed to use your imagination now.
>>33564544And then I go home. Because he refuses polyamory and I refuse monogamy. So, no, we're just fwb.
>>3356450537 years.
>>33564546One day you will
>>33564560How do I do that
>>33564545I couldn't jerk off to my previous crush. She was too cute
>>33564558Lmao that wasn't me ;_; I just run from the bathroom to my room with the towel wrapped around me>>33564562>27 years>How old are you27, that was the joke brev...
>>33564569>polyamoryyou deserve to be alone
>>33564568No, sorry. I only imagine naked dudes
Femanons have you been cheated on before?How did it effect your future relationships?
>>33564570You must be like 55 years old >>33564574If it’s been 27 years since you’ve last had sex, you can’t be 27 years old..
>>33564571If you can smell a body part it's not that clean. Smell means bacteria.
>>33564572Do DMT or LSD or whatever. Supposedly that helps with PTSD. Otherwise i hate psychedelics and weed. I don't even like giving this advice.
>>33564578Nah I'm 37
>>33564557Big cocks. I dont like seeing guys licking pussy, I wouldn’t mind it in person ofc I just don’t want to see guys in porn.
>>33564569honest question. Do you swallow his cum? If you do, does it taste good? If you do, you’re his gf.
>>33564577Yes. It didn't. So I got cheated on again and again. Eventually I'll figure out how to tell who's a cheater.
>>33564551
Women, would you ever swipe right on a man who lists himself as a 'Proud Rapist' on his dating app profile, or brags about being a Sex Offender?
>>33564570that is crazy I'll get there. Just 10 left
>>33564576I don't imagine anything. That shit is demonic.>>33564577>effectPajeet
Why did she rub her pussy on my fingers when she leaned over? It lasted for 3 seconds.
>>33564577No I never had a bf..
>>33564590Context?
>>33564581Idiot >>33564580>hard drugsYeah, no.. I’d rather never have sex again and not harm myself than do that stupid ass shit
Why do namefags namefag? All it gets them is hate.
>>33564590She wants to use you like the meat stick you are
there's strange men in my room, I feel violated when people go into my room
>>33564593You risk averse pussy
>>33564588It can change for you, if you're not a fucking dumbfuck like me. I had my chances. I fucked it all up. I've had chances even at your age, fucked those too. I fucked everything up
>>33564586LmaoYou gotta pay the troll toll to get inside BlueValk's hole...
>>33564580>Suggesting that people do LDSTwisted shit
>>33564582is there a specific race of guy (cock) that makes you orgasm faster? When I watch porn, I always cum more if it’s an Asian or Indian girl.
>>33564584Nope.>>33564575Yep. I'm just doing what I want.
>>33564597>risk adverse because I don’t want to do hard drugsYou’re a moron too
>>33564594They failed to sell photos of their toes to Onanistic sexual predators on OnlyFans, so this is the only other way they can get attention.
>>33564594Exhib and actuary are alright
>>33564591Good, I need a femcel all to myself.
>>33564596What are they doing there>>33564594I didn't choose this trap man>>33564578>If it’s been 27 years since you’ve last had sex, you can’t be 27 years old...The joke is that it is not possible to have sex when you have not been born Idk u ogrethinking
>>33564605>nopeDid you set boundaries on what you won’t do? What are they?
>>33564607But it can't feel good to get shat on all the time.
>>33564565NAG, yes, it really is that icky to them. she will never offer you sympathy. if you want to be friends then you need to never talk about it or show how much it hurts. i don't make the rules.
Women, how do you ask for oral?
>>33564579Just a bit of sweat babe
>>33564610>What are they doing therefixing my AC
In the future will it be possible to be a Work from Home Soldier who conducts combat operations from a laptop in your flat? That is my dream job.
>>33564608>actuaryNever seen anyone with that name.
>>33564596come sit in my room and dj while i clean and organize
>>33564623like, you control a robot from your home? that would be cool desu
>>33564603There are ones that ruin it for me but don’t want to write.. it would sound racist
>>33564614>It can't feel good to get shat on all the timeIt can if you're into scat
He is alive. Thank God.I can't believe those dirty animals and foids supported Raja.
>>33564623We already have Ender's Game where people control drones and feel like they're playing a video game. It's only going to become more common.
>>33564625hmm ok, how about I help you clean your room instead?
>>33564623Lay off the cowadoody, anon. It's damaged your brain.
>>33564623I think that makes more sense than killing people
>>33564623Yes.
>>33564618Man I just don't understand why she goes all curious and wants to know everything about a situation if I ever give a hint that I'm in a bit of trouble with something in my personal life, and wants to be the problem solver, and wants to help me with my mental health, and wants to practically decide a lot of things for me like she's my fucking mom or sister, but when it comes to "damn I'm feeling a bit like I want someone in my life" it's crossing a line.
>>33564629who
>>33564623Commit war crimes from home!This would actually be a great military ad campaign.
>>33564633that would be awesome but i didnt wanna sign you up for something you might not be into doing lol
>>33564633>clean your roomCleaning your room is overrated. This board is retarded so my meme will probably not even be understood.
>>33564642I don't mind I like helping
I want to have a crush again I want to think about her cute noises while I am eating her out
>>33564645yeah but after a while (like 6 months) it makes me feel gross
>>33564645Holy midwit, Batman!
>>33564590>>33564595Shlicking to these posts
everytime I ask my gf to go out I have to insist and ask her like 10 times until she accepts it cause she's always saying she don't want to leave her house or is that she just want to sped the day on her bed doing nothing( I already did go to her house more than once and tried doing something there but is noisy cause she lives with her parents) and it's starting to annoying me we were supposed to have a date today but she talks about it like she's doing a favor to me (at this point I think it's important to state our ages she's 22 and I am 26) so today in the morningI just sent her a message "do you still wanna go out today? if you really don't want we can do some6hing later" wich she replyed "we will see later" now it's about the time we usually go out and I'm thinking if I should send her a message asking if she's still up or just leave it and see if she sends something cause all that is start to piss me off
>>33564620Sweat is H2O anon, on its own it doesn't smellIt's the bacteria that causes smell
>>33564646in that case, can i sit on your shoulders so i can dust the ceiling fan?
>>33564651Gross
>>33564638The wrestler who was almost beaten to death by a jogger. It's still too early to say if he has lasting brain damage. Other joggers and foids supported the one doing the beating.
>>33564637i've never fully understood it either. there are some problems they don't want to ever have to deal with and yours is probably #1.
>>33564655This post too
>>33564651hot
>>33564535I suspected this. Autistic girls can have a weird internal relationship with sexuality. Particularly if she was raised religious and she's a "I love rules and structure" type autist. The cultural conversation around sex, sexuality, arousal, romance, and love is very ambiguous. Both due to squeamishness but also a lot of imprecise language. It's hard to describe objectively and quantitatively. Which can be a real challenge for autists trying to make sense of their own experience and mapping it to the experiences of others.Then there could be sensory issues around the whole experience, which is a whole other can of worms. Disclaimer: I could be biased and projecting as a STEM autist femanon who has had issues with sexuality.
Massively failed last week, but starting a new week of trying to not fap until I have lucid sex dreams.Genders, what are your goals this week?
>>33564663to break my porn addiction
Why do men think other men will tolerate them taking the piss?
>>33564663>goalsAm i supposed to have those?
>>33563919>I PROMISE you that asking for permission to do something doesn't kill the moodit's a double-edged sword because while consent is important sometimes the thing someone wants can only be provided without asking.It's like asking for a surprise party. And hearing someone complain about not getting a surprise party WHILE YOU ARE SETTING UP THEIR SURPRISE PARTY is quite possibly one of the funniest things I've ever experienced in my life.Now not all sexual favors are like that- like what you said with choking and racial slurs. But you know, read the fucking room and know if you should ask or not before you do something.
>>33564669because they do most of the time
>>33564384>I can't even keep down water after not eating for >24hrs That sounds pretty bad. You probably should go to a doctor you might need antibiotics or something if it's not getting better
>>33564565Skipping a line of dialogue doesn't necessarily mean "icky" I personally do it for eg when I think something is too complex for me to immediately give an input on. I need more information, and perhaps it's too soon to dig into that. I've known people who took my silence for judgement but it's not the case. In this case she could have remained silent because she might say something you don't like. For eg, she might think your loneliness is self inflicted. Besides, why does being your friend require her weighing on everything? She weighs in on stuff she thinks she has something to offer on, do you want her to talk just for the sake of talking or because you think her silence is uncomfortable
>>33564669What does that even mean?>>33564672Report yourself to the fbi
>>33564662nta but did you ever overcome this?? because me too, i haven't gotten over it, i ended my last relationship because i couldn't even cuddle without totally shutting down and feeling sick and i have absolutely no idea how to try to fix myself
>>33564611Yeah, obvi.
>>33564673In my experience as a man if I call out another man on sending me passive aggressive DMs or using insulting humor I tell him I'm sick of the passive aggressive bullshit and to speak to me with respect as a fellow human being. They then act like I'm overreacting and give me the "it's just bantz, bro!" and "it's just a joke, bro!" excuses. Bullshit.
>>33564663FTrying to get a job.
>>33564652How long have you been dating? What do you normally do when you do go out? Can you not go to your place?
I'm horny!
>>33564677>Report yourself to the FBIThe FBI: Female Booby Inspectors!
>>33564679What things are off limits in a Fwb situation
>>335646827 months, the dates are in my place most of time and today included
>GenderFavorite game made before 2002?
>>33564663>Genders, what are your goals this week?M, feeding myself.I need inspo.
>>33564542Okay thanksNeither of us were fat
>>33564685Violent, bloody anal rape.
>>33564680ok, so they can just go find someone else to talk to who can handle a joke. it's what i'd do too.
>>33564683again x3?
>>33564622Oh fair enough Hope they do a good job>>33564625I would actually do this lol
>>33564569Fat whore.
>>33564687MFallout
>>33564687Syndicate. The original 16 bit strategy game from the 1990s, not the generic FPS remake.
>>33564690Late stage cumbrain
>>33564662that would make a lot of sense actually. she wasn't diagnosed or anything but i suspected it. super soft voice, blank face, makes herself small and keeps to herself, same 4 friends since kindergarten, painfully awkward, routines, adored niche recipes. we joked a lot about one of us secretly being autistic and recently i found out that i probably am autistic. it makes sense because i felt like she saw and understood parts of me others didn't. just two undiagnosed autists trying to make it work. doesn't hurt less or make it less traumatizing, but it's easier to move on framing it that way. i'm not undesirable, we were just confused, overwhelmed, and scared. thanks for that.
>>33564687Don't know why but these types of questions feel targeted. Are you looking for a specific anon?
>>33564668Why are you going to let women moralize you into taking away the joy in your life when they are never going to give it back to you no matter how much you try and appease them by being a good boy? You're putting yourself in a metaphorical chastity cage for women who don't even know or like you hoping to please a mistress who doesn't exist.Same goes for any masculine influencer grifting who told you this matters. They're on the other side trying to keep you angry so you are more susceptible to their grifting.
>>33564663Being here less even though I'm barely here to begin with
>>33564663MaleNo goals anymore other than paying off student loans I guess, which should happen within the next six months. After that, just coasting.
Just tried the new mcdonalds pink and blue shake. Has anyone else tried it? Thoughts?
>>33564681Oof, best of luck anon.
Which of these settings are you going to adjust to?
>>33564439You are using a definition of "bottoming out" that literally no one else on the planet does.
>>33564701no, I need to stop. I mentally feel better when I don’t watch porn. After I watch porn I feel like I’m about to fall into the deep mentally
>>33564704I would sooner try fent laced weed than a mcdonalds milkshake nigga
>>33564663MFucking
>>33564703That's not really a 'week' goal though. Big goals made of little goals.
>>33564707>tfw no stickman white bf to fuck me while I sit on his lap
>>33564685Whatever we negotiate. Sometimes we're not feeling extra and just chat and I top. (Our usual, he has knee injury)
>>33564663Mi have no goals, i just work
>>33564709Too bad
I love white boys so much
>>33564714yeah don't leave the baby unattended for long
>>33564663>Genders, what are your goals this week?M, survive desu, a lot of shit going on atm and idk how I'm going to manage it allMy roommate just got back and hugely crashed out over something lol (nothing to do with me but I offered to help), bro is not doing well either...
>>33564707Buck Breaker mode
>>33564717Don't do that.Don't give them hope.
>>33564717I need the TWICE girls right now
>>33564716I'd put my mouth on those so fast.
>>33564712Yeah, but I don't have any other big goals, so I don't have any weekly goals either.
>>33564725Did you know that it's brittany venti. That ugly freak. I don't have any photos of her face saved.
>>33564717You like their skin and their dicks. That's it.
>>33564717Hi
>>33564720My neighbor left her baby unattended for nearly a week in his crib and members of a local street gang broke into her two room apartment and gang raped the baby and injected it with heroin.
genderhow often do you imagine the act of scattering your brains over a wall per week?
>>33564729They're more civilized too
>>33564732Not much, I imagine jumping from a tall height innumerable amounts of times.
>>33564732M, I only imagine this in the context of war, for example if enemy combatants take me prisoner and decide to execute me as a hostage.
>>33564734You still don't love them. Women can't love men.
>>33564732maleNot anymore, but I really almost did that when I was in my mid 20s. I would hold my gun in my hand and stare at it for a long time on a nightly basis. The only reason I didn’t do it was because I had a cat who depended on me
>>33564717you can keep em
>>33564700No, I'm bored of slop. Just give your 2nd or 3rd favorite if you're afraid of being identified.
>>33564681Gl anon, I hope you find something cool <3 >>33564687NiGHTS into Dreams...>>33564663Hope you manage to manifest your dreams btw. Lucid sex dreams can be fun but the clean up not so much...I'm trying to have more fantasy lucid dreams, like finding treasure in an underwater shipwreck, or racing on dragons in the night sky...>>33564717Thanks but why
God I want to coom but I'll ruin my nofap
M, how is rape possible? What is it that makes men want to use their dicks for violence and brutality instead of for fun, pleasure, and love?
>>33564728I have no idea who that is.
>>33564731how did he survive without water and food, or did she leave things in his crib? she should've been the one gangraped for that
>>33564739How do I prove my love for white men?
>>33564741Snowbunny?
>>33564732Mseveral times every day. it gives me comfort
>>33564731which shithole is this
>>33564732F100+ times. More like cutting my veins though.>>33564663My goal this week is sleeping less.>>33564687Half Life
>>33564748You can't. It's a well-known fact.
>>33564745Some men are just violent, brutal, awful people
>>33564745The later option is extremely rare. It's usually completely unavailable. Not that that causes rape, but still.
>>33564746She's not important. She's a low IQ conservative e-celeb.
>>33564751America. I also knew a girl whose mom got raped by the police when she called them about her husband beating her.
>>33564745>M, how is rape possible? What is it that makes men >Women can (and do) rape) too.want to use their dicks for violence and brutality instead of for fun, pleasure, and love?Cluster Bs gonna cluster B
>>33564687FFFX I haven’t played many old games but that one is special
>>33564748By being in a relationship with me.
>>33564732M, not that often because guns aren't easily accessible here, and less actual suicidal ideation these days, but I still think about death and dying too much... until my situation and mental health improves I don't see that changing desu
>>33564687MPkMn Crystal
How can boys act like they are even good looking? They look like freaks
>>33564752>100+ times. More like cutting my veins thoughI'm aroused
>>33564748>>33564754Women fellate men
>>33564729>You like their skin and their dicks. That's it.hot
>>33564745>use their dicks for violence and brutality instead of for fun, pleasure, and love?A lack of the above?
>>33564717>>33564713What race are you?
>>33564759Can I tell you a few fucked up stories that happened too? :p
>>33564768Stop posting ayy lmaos.
>>33564768Sometimes femanon chooses to gaslight us, for occult reasons known only to her. Sometimes I choose to believe her, just for a moment.
Women, imagine you're working at your cashier or barista job and a man flashes his government issued Booby Inspection license and asks to accept your boobies. Do you let him inspect your tits for the good of society, or do you demand to first speak to your lawyer before letting his hands fondle your fun bags?
>>33564732>how often do you imagine the act of scattering your brains over a wall per week?Thankfully it's 0 these days. Used to be 50-100 back around 2013.
>>33564769Hehe I'm not emo, I imagine that more like in a Greek way.
>>33564755What with the moralizing
>>33564776Yes.
>>33564779What do men who make these posts look like?
>>33564779>Boob autist is gettin g worse
>>33564780What changed?
>>33564768i find these women to be surprisingly unattractive somehowmaybe it's the retard face all of them are putting on
>>33564782OP asked for an answer lol
>>33564779If you're gonna horny post, could you at least post something that doesn't feel like an 80s porno cliche?
>>33564687Harvest moon 64
>>33564535As someone who grew up in a conservative christian household I felt pretty conflicted about sex and intimacy. I partly blame my pre-pubescent exposure to porn, but to blame it all on one thing seems like a gross generalization. Even without the conservative or religious side of it, once I had gotten older and a bit more comfortable with my own sexuality I had a similar experience with a girl who would use all the innuendo and flirtiness in the world but would turn into a completely different person as soon as my hand reached below her waistline. She was from a foreign country without any Christian influence. So what I'm saying is, there's generally more to it.>>33564565M but rather than complaining, how does it go when you ask her something like "what do you think I'm doing wrong when I try to date girls?">>33564623That's just a drone operator>>33564663idk when I last jerked off but last night I had a sex dream where I had intercourse with a beautiful, 6'4" giant of a middle eastern woman, cumming inside of her pussy and then again in her mouth. Afterwards I was then told by a stranger, "What the fuck is wrong with you, that's the Virgin Mary!" and I woke up not knowing how to feel anymore.
Would you ever date someone whose ethnicity is one of the indigenous tribes of Antarctica?
>>33564784Brown skin, short
>>33564784fat but with erect penises
Femanons, do you treat men right or do you become abusive in a relationship?Also how would you feel about a man who was in an abusive relationship but eventually stood up for himself and left?
BoysWhy haven’t you went to Japan and applied for a government issued gf for the disabled?Start 7:00https://youtu.be/HErf4OELzYk?si=EvUSmq4KEkSIoYjz
>>33564784I imagine obese and bald...
>>33564786Therapy.
>>33564687Or wait, I can say gauntlet dark legacy, that was 2000.
>>33564768I have yellow fever, but not for any of these girls.
>>33564792Clever post. Almost funny.
>>33564768They look like they really need to shit and are some korean clones of mutant barbies.
>>33564792>Would you ever date someone whose ethnicity is one of the indigenous tribes of Antarctica?Nordic aliens?
>>33564774Second quote. Mixed black/latina/white.
>>33564790ewwwww
>>33564797>>33564793>>33564794Booby Boy here, you are all wrong. But I'll let you keep guessing. :)
>>335647846’5 8/10 chad just having a laff on his favorite anonymous anime board
>>33564779What tits and I’m the law!
>>33564804Hi JH
>>33564792>tfw no antarctic gf
>>33564792> he looks mogolicNo.
>>33564798I was referred to a psycho therapist due to being a chronic masturbator and my therapist made me wear a stainless steel anti masturbation device to stop up and entrap my penis if I start to get an erection. It was very helpful to my mental health!
>>33564796i'd feel bad about stealing gfs who rightfully belong to jap bros
>>33564813>fake history>>33564811>what Admiral Byrd saw beyond the Ice WallWe must RETVRN
>>33564792>Dating one of the members of an indigenous Antarctica tribeWow, I'm dating one of them right now! (my gf is from antarctica, you wouldn't know her)
>>33564787They make bangers and dance like crazy but yeah there are a lot of idol groups that are better looking desu
Men. Why do you have the sunken eyes and solemn, blunted facial expression of a kratom addict?
>>33564792
>>33564808Are you the stemcel who can't sustain a relationship?
>>33564819post some attractive ones
>>33564687MStarFox 64https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mv5qzMtLE60
>>33564654yes you can! I'll make sure you don't fall
>>33564818Saying your gf/bf is from a far away place is code for being homosexually gay and barely in the closet. Anyone who's ever seen a production of Grease knows that.
>>33564796>Why haven’t you went to JapanToo expensiveAlso I don't speak Japanese>>33564818Your gf's from Antarctica? She seemed a bit cold when I met her...>>33564820Nothing to smile about in my life
>>33564820I'm 31 years old, never had a gf, was a virgin until 28, have no friends, and basically never even get a hug from a woman. I also get an average of ~4 hours of sleep each night
>>33564663I have lucid dreams almost all the time I don't think it has nothing to do with masturbation some people just don't lucid dreamnot that I fap all the time btw that's not what I'm saying
>>33564828yeah well anyone who's ever seen a production of grease is also homosexually gay and barely in the closet
>>33564824She looks like a boy.What are white men doing?
>>33564815I don't think Larkin Love is licensed to practice therapy, bro.
Men, what would you do if another man keeps chasing you around and screaming "I'm going to jerk you off, you little shit! Come here so I can masturbate you, bitch!"
>>33564694>Oh fair enough>Hope they do a good jobme too, I hope they finish soon, it's been an hour, thankfully it's not very hot today but like I don't want to start doing something only to be interrupted
>>33564833>average of ~4 hours of sleep each nightWierd. I actually get 10 hours every night if don't drink coffee.
>>33564820>sunken eyesyears of my life spent working too hard and too much while sleeping too little>blunted facial expression of a kratom addicti don't feel much anymore but i do find serenity in staring into the void
>>33564820>Men. Why do you have the sunken eyes and solemn, blunted facial expression of a kratom addict?It's been rough, femanon.
I need to move and soon I need to quit my job and move get me the fuck out of here I need to go
>>33564833>posting here at 3PMIhatewomen anon jobless confirmed
>>33564840humiliate him by pulling down my pants and showing how not hard i am. he'll be ruined.
>>33564840Give him the glock glock 9000
What does it mean if I said yes to a fwb relationship with a guy and then he ghosted me ?
>>33564833I wish I were you. I sleep like 12 hours a day and wake up feeling tired. No matter how much I sleep I feel tired. And I need to sleep a lot.
>>33564838>What are white men doing?picking the ugly woman who made up for it with her ability to deepthroat and performatively gargle cum over the beautiful pillow princess who doesn't believe she should try to improve at sex
>>33564844>>33564845>niggas when they have to do their own laundry and have a job
>>33564849Working from home today because they're tearing out and rebuilding the stairs outside my apartment.
>>33564687Mthere's a lot but I'll say majora's mask and final fantasy 4
>>33564806You're gonna piss femanons off in my age range, m8. For many that was the first dating sim.
>>33564823Uhh, yes. How do you know that
>>33564838She's pretty cute lol I'd date her desu>>33564824Idk brev NewJeans is all-around GOATed though>>33564843>Wierd. I actually get 10 hours every nightAnd you still can't spell jkWell everyone's different>>33564846Don't quit your job yet, you might need the moneyHope you can move eventually thoIktf I need to gtfo out here too, the people I live with def make my mental health worse desu
>>33564852he died from happiness when you said yes
>>33564835They don't REALLY have to be lucid dreams, they just have to be relatively vivid sex dreams. I started taking melatonin recently and after decades of never consistently dreaming I now have or at least remember dreams nearly every night so I figure it's worth a shot to see if I can have one, I've never really had sex dreams but I've also jerked off several times per week for my entire life, and most of that was spent not having or remembering any dreams.
>>33564790oh I love that game so much!
>>33560011Men, explain yourselves.
>>33564859Are you still looking for a gf?
>>33564861I must be so ugly
>>33564855confession time: I took a long shower in the hotel room to steam my shirt's wrinkles out instead of just trying to relearn how to iron it.
>>33564858>You're gonna piss femanons off in my age range, m8if all of them look like cave trolls then i really don't mind
Women, Imagine you've been seeing and even dating this guy for between 1 and 4 years. He's wonderful, you have a great relationship, and you're engaged and about to get married with a wedding planned within the year. But he introduces you to his extended family, not just his parents and siblings, at a family reunion.You find out that at every big family reunion they have a tradition where all the men in his family circle jerk each other and masturbate each other to completion, and the women have a similar tradition where they all finger each other's pussies.Do you let this go on and participate in the masturbation circle, or do you break off the engagement and call off the wedding?
>>33564678cheep
>>33564870Good idea.
>>33564873Must be gay. Aight.
>>33564687Custer's Revenge, followed closely by the Leisure Suit Larry series
>>33564873Whats there to learn about flattening fabric with an iron? Thats 100% self explanatory.
>>33564853Have you seen a doctor about it anon? Maybe get some bloodwork done and your vitamins checked etc.
>>33564874I break off the wedding, that is far too weird and the fact that he didn't mention it is enough to break off the wedding even ignoring the weird stuff itself.
>>33564874Uhhhh. I'm blocking him everywhere as I'm walking off.
>>33564857OH! and megaman 2 of course how could I forget about that one
>>33564874Line them up and shoot them one by one and then dance in their dead bodies.
>>33564882Oh, come on. Don't tell me you don't have family circle jerks.
>>33564880Thanks. Yep. I take vitamins and shit.
>>33564884Dance in their dead bodies? Not on? Like, wearing their flayed skins as a cloak?
>>33564885Alabama?
>>33564678NTA but I overcame it and my intense fear of women with both time and increased exposure to women. I had some really awkward dates but it basically worked. Now I'm just single because I can't find the right girl, instead of being single because I cannot function around girls.
when will moids post their dark circles
>>33564895Only after you post the bulge
>>33564889Yes, make a skin suit out of them all. Like buffalo bill.
>>33564676>In this case she could have remained silent because she might say something you don't like. For eg, she might think your loneliness is self inflicted.Well, she has no filter there. She said a lot of things to me that made me feel like shit, in order to help me.>why does being your friend require her weighing on everything? It's no requirement. We've been mutually helpful to each other for many years, and she's been sometimes even pushy about knowing what's going on with me if my mood shifts ever so slightly. But this is an exception. Hell when she thought her boyfriend cheated on her I didn't want to weigh in or bother, even felt wrong to do so (she wanted me to spy on him), and I still tried to put out a fire there because god forbid I give a shit about their well being. I'm not even getting things like "it's not worth the trouble, trust me" or "I'm not getting into that". It's like I'm talking about some traumatic event here.
>>33564796This is just masturbation but done by someone else if you are not able to physically.
Women be like: "I know you pay all the bills, pay all the insurance, and do all the yard and car work but you left the milk on the counter by accident and I had to put it away so I am now miserable because of this."
>>33563404I beated that pussy purpleShe’s stuck on her back like a turtleI jumped on her butt like a goombaTurned her into a roomba
>>33564895I'm interested in only one thing. Dark. And you haven't the gift.
>>33564895Fuck off.
Do women ever get horny from seeing men flex the soles of their feet, the way men get horny for the motions of woman feet and especially the toes, heel, and creases of the sole?
>>33564902Doing your chores is no excuse to be lazy and irresponsible.
>>33564569>Because he refuses polyamory and I refuse monogamy. So, no, we're just fwb.What a bunch of mental gymnastics to lie that you two aren't in a relationship because you know you both have uncompromisable values but at the same time can't stop fucking each other.Situationships are retarded and I don't know why people suffer them. I'd rather be single than be in a fwb situation. Does sex mean nothing to you?Mad respect that you opened with the poly thing and didn't spring it up later though.
>>33563424Objectively white/black yoshi but I’m a fan of yellow because it stomps
>>33564907No. If I could chose, all men would have their feet hacked off. Male feet should be illegal.
Is 4chan a longer-term, cyber version of MK Ultra? Are we all part of a Program and Control study where without consent, shady researchers in some windowless government lab are testing our free will by manipulating our choices through this website and the interactions here?
>>33564902Are you a 1950s ad? 99% of women I know work. And I've met many more unemployed men than women.
>>33564912but how would we walk though
>>33564912Women should be illegal.
>>33564906Women ate men
>>33564912But I need those to press women's head into the mattress.
>>33564912Then how would men move? Would their feet be replaced with wheels? Jet packs? Remote control hovering stands?
>>33564907No
>>33564914I'd argue the Internet is that.
>>33564678Hi! I'd love to chat, sure! I'll preface to say that I'm not entirely touch repulsed and it can be hard to intangle my autism from trauma. So your mileage may vary.I have a lot to say since it's been a huge journey for me. I hit text limit so I'll split posts. The first aspect was recognizing that my discomfort with touch was completely disregarded in my childhood. My family loved to tickle me even though I hated it. They would say, "but you're smiling and laughing, you like it!" In classic autistic manner, I took this as their genuine belief, but now I think they were trying to tease me. But I learned, "I'm not explaining myself well. They don't understand because I'm so bad at communicating socially." I decided I could only stop them if I flail, kick, and run, I had to be deadly serious, straight faced, and intense or they "wouldn't understand."Similarly I was expected to hug relatives on command, particularly my touchy-feely mother. If I shyed away from her she'd stomp her feet and say, "Why are you being so terrible to me?! I just want to love on my daughter!!" I learned to swallow my anxiety, shut down and ignored it. As an adult, I went back to visit her and I didn't understand why I felt so jumpy around her. I'd be inclined to stand so furniture was between us but I felt ashamed.Later I realized that this was all kind of messed up. I thought no one would notice or care if I was uncomfortable, that I was required to give physical affection, that witholding actively harmed loved ones and told them I didn't love them. This meant that I either had to avoid the interaction in the first place or say "no" BIG, to be on the offensive.So with physical romance, I thought "no" was a big confrontation. So I'd spiral. I'd feel unsafe. "What if I get overwhelmed? What if he escalates? If I say yes now I can't say no later, so I have to get out while I still can."I hit max text limit so I'll tell you how I got out of it next haha
>>33564687Chromo Trigger
I really shouldn't have gone on the internet today. I feel like I'd be better off dead.
>>33564918Women are men.
>>33564907No, I like hands for some reason.
>>33564914We are anonymous here. It's literally in the default posting name.
>>33564930Not true. They're like worse versions of men that also have appealing figures to lure men into associating with them.
>>33564912Finally! Now I'll be freed from manlet status once I get some prosthetics.
>>33564928Don't feel bad! I am sure that you will discover the technology needed to magnify the fruit flies in your house to just the right size to suck the cum out of your dick one day.
>>33564928Why is that?
>>33564928You're here forever.>>33564930What is a men?
>>33564935I'm a woman, anon.
Men, do you use the peacocking technique or do you dress and act like an NPC?
>>33564699>doesn't hurt less or make it less traumatizing, but it's easier to move on framing it that way. i'm not undesirable, we were just confused, overwhelmed, and scared. thanks for that.I'm glad I could give some perspective. It's a really painful situation to go through, and I'm sorry it happened.
>>33564938>What is a men?Someone who is capable of doing creepy things with his pee pee.
>>33564933Women gape men
>>33564916>>33564917>>33564920>>33564921Not my problem.
>>33564936Exposed to bad thing that made me feel like shit. Feel like I just regressed 5 years of progress. I guess once you're mentally ill you're in it for life.
>>33564940this is me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zq_LakJTsIE
>>33564938>What is a men?Am miserable pile of gooning.
Seeing women act like whores makes me sad. I mean it also makes my dick hard too, but it does make me sad.
>>33564946Feel like sharing what it was?
Women, do you support the idea of men getting raped up the butt to teach them a lesson about what it feels like to be a woman?
>>33564950Ok? You can cry whilst I jerk you off.
>>33564953I do not support rape at all.
>>33564955>you are just having a tough timeThat is what regression is you performative empathy sperg.
>>33564952Yes, I saw a painting by a local artist of a clown walking three small children on leashes. The children all had ball gags in their mouth. The clown was wearing nothing but leather underwear and was sticking his other hand down his pants to masturbate.
>>33563457This is one of the best casual videogames ever made
>>33564952I listen to crime stuff usually, the name "Conor McGregor" didn't mean anything to me before I clicked the video. I don't think I can ever erase the mental image of a woman's tampon being pushed so far up her vagina it had to be pried out with birthing instruments.
>>33564912Eventually men will need no limbs. They'll be wired up to machines and the machines will move them around quickly, when needed. By that point you will regress to being enslaved and you might never see a man with your own eyes if you're ugly and dumb enough.
>>33564950What is "acting like a whore" for you? Why does it make you sad?
>>33564960Is your uncles name podesta?
State genderWhat's up with Saturn?
>>33564963Ok
>>33564967MaleIdk but women should all go there.
>>33564962It bothers me that Conor McGregor is still getting film roles or is treated like a celebrity when he's literally a fucking rapist. He needs to be bloodily sodomized with a metal rod and to scream as it's pushed far up his rectum and makes him bleed, so he knows how it fucking feels.
>>33564970It's gassy
>>33564967he's having a rough patch. none of his kids will talk to him after he got a little hungry that one time.
>>33564962>>33564960One of you is a real asshole and a net negative to this thread.
>>33564967Chronos will come for your cum because thats the closest you'll ever get to children.
>>33564972He really should be locked up. Or at the very least separated from general society. I don't understand how generally half the population thinks this is okay.Also just further reinforced I can't really trust anyone if I find myself in a situation that's similar to this again.
Do you people even follow e-celebs? If yes, which ones?
>>33564419>Will you forgive me?Only if you do it again while I watch.>>33564424>Girls, watch this video.Sorry, my posture is already perfect after Infixed it. I learned how to retract my scapula and now look like that #Bitch every time I walk in a room.>>33564577>Femanons have you been cheated on before?No one is stupid enough to cheat on me>>33564687>Favorite game made before 2002?FWarcraft 3 or Age of Empires 2>>33564704>Has anyone else tried it? Thoughts?Artificial berry, saccharin sweet, tastes like diabetes.
>>33564982It's not the right time now, Dr K
>>33564967FIdk but the rings of Saturn is mostly ice.
>>33564687MDeus Ex
>>33564972>>33564981How isnt he in jail? Was there not enough evidence or something?
>>33564982Fuentez
If a girl tells me her feet hurt like 4 times is she asking me to offer a massage? I dunno, that'd make me rock solid I wouldn't want to reveal that to a friend
>>33564989Play stupid games, win stupid prices.
>>33564982Monica grandaJessica buttnerCouple nfl players
>>33564992Yes. She knows you are a footfag and wants you to get a boner and make you uncomfortable.
>>33564989Apparently the court decided that being bruised, having semen in your body, and having a tampon shoved so far up your uterus you needed medical attention to remove it is simply just consensual sex.
Women what do you think about VR?
>>33564967MDon't know about lately, but I saw the guy through my own telescope a few years ago.
>>33564982I love my dead mom vtuber Tsukimi B Dohrnii.I don't actually follow her or even watch very often, I just think she's cute.Idk, I struggle to think of any internet persona at all though, so maybe I know them by name, but I don't really FOLLOW any that closely.
>>33564999Beat saber is fun
>>33564992She wants you to rip off her shoes and bite down on her dogs
>>33564999I hate VR games. I hate first person games too.
>>33565002How did she die?
>>33564862I remember dreams I had when I was 6 and yes I remember sex dreams too, they don't happen very often like maybe 1 every 2 years I dream more about cuddling
>>33564991Me too. I hate him though. He's retarded.
>>33564986Are the rings technically moons?
Have you ever woken up naked, tied to a bed in a cheap Malaysian hotel room as local fishermen forcibly shove a sugar cane up your butt and punch you hard in the face when you sob or wail because it hurts?
>>33565011NTANo, the are rings.Moons are individual bodies.
>ex comes out of the woodwork after 3 years last week>meet up for a reason today>she wasn't even recognizable. what a dark ending.state genderhave you ever seen an ex and thought to yourself "wtf happened to them?"
>>33565010Why would you follow an eceleb that you hate
>>33564999It’s sucks. Heavy helmet and two controllers just to play a few mediocre games.
>>33565014>she wasn't even recognizable. in what sense?
>>33563376Orthodoxy has the coolest priest outfits. They look like wizards
>>33565012No, but I bet it'd be better than the situation I'm in right now.
>>33564983>Warcraft 3 or Age of Empires 2Dangerously based. Grubby got me back into the former recently. Which race/empire did you main?
>>33565012No, usually I am The Fishermen.And then I was The Fishermen.
>>33565014Yes, the witch who cursed me to turn into a vampire. She introduced herself to my extended family in a disguise.
>>33564745>how is rape possible?Men can't dominate women socially, so they are using the only tool they have left to lash out and try to reduce women.>>33564874>Do you let this go on and participate in the masturbation circle, or do you break off the engagement and call off the wedding?How hot are his female relatives?>>33564953>Women, do you support the idea of men getting rapedOnly rapists deserve to get raped. But I think every man should know how it feels to fear getting raped. Like getting cornered in a confined space with a man who is much bigger and stronger than you.>>33564982>Do you people even follow e-celebs?I masturbate to some, but I've never watched a stream in my life.
>>33565014MHm, to a degree. But it was more like, oh I guess that makes sense since she's still up to the same bullshit. Was only able to laugh at it, really.
>>33565024>Men can't dominate women socially, so they are using the only tool they have left to lash out and try to reduce women.How does this explain homo rape of men upon men? Where do these acts of violent homosexualism come from?
>>33565014FDon’t have ex, no problems
>>33565015Because he's awesome
>>33565008She got a vtuber hair cut not too long ago.
>>33564982no, but i am a very minor, unimportant e-"celeb" and that's why i post here
>>33565020Do you have TWO sugae cans up your bum?
>>33565014I went out to get cake to celebrate when I saw my ex had changed her style and gotten fat. Genuinely one of the happiest moments of my life.
>>33565032That doesn't make any sense
>>33565033...4, rotating
>>33565014yes, but usually they've just become bald or fat or drug addled. am i the problem?
>>33564452NTATranswomen are only circumstantially hot, are neurotic as hell (basically they're all BPDemons), can't have kids, their AGP will inevitability turn you transphobic out of sheer disgust, no matter how hot it starts out as, and they will be in diapers by the time they're 30 from the absurd abuse they give to their own rectums because they want to treat it like a vagina. It's not worth it, and that doesn't even address what happens if they want to cut their dicks off. Trannies are victims of the pharmaceutical industry who wants to make $200k off transitioning them and then another $50k when they transition back if they don't kill themselves. What we have done to them is deplorable.
>>33565018body modification and personality
>>33565031Ummm... ok.
>>33565035Anon just wanted to tell everyone about being a niche internet micro bc celebrity.
>>33564910By all means, I am completely single rn.The sex doesn't mean nothing to me. It's fun and feels nice. But it has no relational value. It won't change our opinions or make us act differently. Love has lots of forms, anon. It's not just a bf/gf thing like most people forcibly blind themselves to only see.
>>33565024Can I get cornered in a confined space with a woman who is much bigger and stronger than me? Thanks in advance.
>>33565035wanting anonymity and the ability to say anything i want without it being held against me ... doesn't make sense?
>>33565032Running 4chan discord servers doesn't count, girl.>>33565036Now I want freshly pressed sugar cane juice. That shit is fucking amazing.
>>33564997>>33565004Fug, I just didn't reply, maybe I should've offered
>>33565039and what happened to her?
>>33564783A few years ago, I used to live in an apartment beneath a man who had schizophrenia. Apparently, his whole family had a history of mental illness. He couldn't hold a job because of his illness, and his sister rarely visited. When she or her husband came, they brought scraps (things that would barely get him through a week). Anyway, he would scream and cry at night, and I would get jolted out of my sleep and listen to him wail, and it would fill me with dread (the type you might get when you watch a gore video of someone getting blown to pieces or something). Another tenant used to beat this schizophrenic man (and he was kind of crazy too, the kind where a "weird" look might set him off). Then one day his sister decided she wanted to rent the apartment, so she had people come pack up her brother's stuff (they literally "packed" his stuff in a black trash bag) and then sent him to some organization that's supposed to help people like him. You might think she was doing right by him, but no. She rented the apartment to illegal immigrants for three times its actual price, and that's why she sent him to that organization.In that same neighborhood, we had a woman who cleaned the buildings and who used to bring her daughter along with her to help her clean. This woman had a deadbeat husband, and she was the only source of income, which meant her daughters couldn't go to school. Her daughter would always try to strike up conversations with tenants, and she always remarked how beautiful their hair, shoes, clothes were, and how it must be nice to live in an apartment like those (it really wasn't, but I guess from her perspective it was), and how it must be nice to have school friends, etc. She already struggled mentally, but the worst part of this is she purportedly got raped by her brother. She now roams the streets of the city, and even though I don't live there anymore, I've seen her walking aimlessly in dirty clothes, talking to herself.
i spend all my time on the telephone linetrying to say it just right this timesomething that could change your mind(you and me and her)i know this is love and the feelings fairwhisper something so sincereexactly what you want to hear
>>33565048She dated anon. That ruins everyone's life.
>>33565045nah, a niche but financially successful content creator lol
>>33565050carbarfar
>>33563415>the message i'm getting here is that instead of posting i just need to link vocaroos of my latest balladIt didn't work for me.YMMV
>>33565044No. If you're a fame obsessed freak by nature, be that.
>>33564910>Mad respect that you opened with the poly thing and didn't spring it up later though.Kek, a woman did this to me once. It was our third date, and she drops that she's engaged.Honestly I haven't been on a date since then (8 years ago).
>>33565049:(
>>33565031That is just a braid over her shoulder and not even a loose one. Not dead mom hair.
>>33565049please never take up writing
>>33565042>The sex doesn't mean nothing to me. It's fun and feels nice. But it has no relational valueI just don't see sex that way and if I was on a date and a girl told me, "I'm single, but I use someone else's body for mutual masturbation, there is no relational value" I'd leave because our morals clearly don't align, but I also just don't think that logically follows because you never get something for nothing.
>>33565056ok. my username is moistcritikal please like follow and subscribe
>>33565052>content creatorOF, asmr or drawing?
is it possible to stop being horny or thinking sexually when around someone?i find this guy attractive, but for several reasons i don't want to get involved with him like that. but it's sometimes a bit frustrating. for example today he was giving my brother and me a ride (they're friends), and in the backseat of his car where i was he had these big fluffy dice things hanging from the ceiling and they were slightly annoying to me from being so close to my face. when we got out he laughed and said they must've been all over my face and my mind immediately took that as sexual innuendo. i don't like what i'm turning into ngl
>>33565061Thank god
>>33565065Shut up, fag
tfw no vtuber who secretly posts in atoga gf
>>33565030Based
>>33565072>gfWith vtubers you never know what's really between their legs.
>>33565074But he's also a gay fed
>>33565021>Which race/empire did you main?Night Elves and Mayans because I'm an absolute slut for ranged units.>>33565028>Where do these acts of violent homosexualism come from?My point is that rape is about power, not pleasure, which is why it's mostly committed by men.>>33565043>Can I get cornered in a confined space with a woman who is much bigger and stronger than me?No, that defeats the purpose, since that's what you want.
>>33565068please for the love of god shut the fuck up
>>33565067worse, gaming
>>33565047You could have had a foot in the palm of your hand. On the other hand, you could have had another foot.
>>33565081Twitch and youtube?
>>33565068No. Become nothing but a toilet.
>>33565078I would argue that sex is about power.
>>33565083eh, i'm giving too many clues lol. back to the shadows...
>>33564982i'd fuck cybershell tbqh
>>33565088You want to say it, I get it.
>>33565078>No, that defeats the purpose, since that's what you want.Sexist response. If women can want some big men but not all big men, then why can't I want some big women but not all big women?
>>33565077>fedHe’s grassroots sweetie
>>33564569What makes it not a relationship?
>>33565081I'm so sorry...
>>33565060I'm sorry to have brought down your mood, anon <3>>33565062I knew some smartass would say this exact comment. Except reality is stranger/worse than fiction, and the only reason you think this stuff is bad writing is because you're too sheltered. The world is fucked up beyond your limited imagination.
Hi, can any girls help me choose my best 6 dating pictures, and what order to put them in?https://imgur.com/a/eU3NvhH
>>33565092NTA. He's def a faggot though
>>33565092You're fucking retarded if you think Nick is grassroots and genuine.
>>33565091Okay, you get a female bodybuilder with a cinderblock jaw, large vascular hands, and a clit the size of your dick. She also sounds like thr Gamestop tranny.
>>33565024>Like getting cornered in a confined space with a man who is much bigger and stronger than you.I'm the moid who had crippling gynophobia in my late teens/early 20's. Being put in a confined space with an angry, small Korean girl that I realized I could overpower with zero effort is what got me out of it. Also realizing that not all women secretly want to hurt or kill me.
>>33564710mmm actualy valid substance
>>33565097What is going on with that guy's hair!
>>33565104Thank you, was that so hard?
>>33565106There's no such thing as a moid
Why are women such whores?
Men, would you find tasteful porn for your gf and send her the links whenever you couldn't meet up and she asked?
>>33565097MYou look too timid, bro. Try not putting your arms in front of your torso, and pull back your shoulders a bit.
>>33565014MNever had gf, therefore never had an ex
>>33565114Chad's right of conquest.
>>33565114>Historic trendsExisted for a reason. Women have become the dominant class in dating and society and have the power to do what men did tenfold at twice the rate, it took them less than 100 years after getting voting rights to cheat more, value the opposite sex only for looks and physical reasons, and become abusive, it's almost comical just how quick they proved every single "Don't give women any rights!" people right.
>>33565097NAGYou should start by telling us which hair is your current hairimo 10 is your best looking pic but you should get some photos with friends
>>33565115I would write her one of my many roleplaying scenarios.Even voice them myself and send her ASMR videos.Pics of myself goes without saying.Done this before already and I know I'm pretty good at it.
>>33565115I did that with a girl from soc onceTook me way longer than it should shave to realize she was underage
>>33564926i also had the exact same experience with being tickled, and the same conclusion with having to go full freakout to get them off me. mandatory hugs too. my dad was the touchy feely one and would act like i was being super cruel if i pulled away from him. jeez. i thought i was kinda just dealing with the religious purity culture part of everything, i never even considered that stuff but it's ablusotely right there.
>>33565104nta but i could still find a way to enjoy this if that's what it takes to disprove feminism once and for all
>>33565115That's so pointless
>>33565114>A single graphGet better bait
>>33565095>Except reality is stranger/worse than fiction, and the only reason you think this stuff is bad writing is because you're too sheltered. The world is fucked up beyond your limited imagination.
>>33565115Maybe? Depends what porn she likesIt would be weird for me to know what porn she likes but she doesn't know what I like.
>>33565114It looks lkie much hasn't changed for women. men are just cheating less because it's easier to get caught
>>33565131>It would be weird for me to know what porn she likes but she doesn't know what I like.Why did you say any of this?
>>33565109it just looks like that mangDNA test says im white but people always call me a nigger or a jew or both >>33565116i am timid but ok ill try that>>33565121its in the title bro
>>33565122>one of my many roleplaying scenariosShare synopses.>>33565131>but she doesn't know what I likeWhy wouldn't you share your preferences with your gf?
just took a forever long nap and about to go for a brewski
>>33565120The Greeks already figured this shit out. Give women rights and they destroy your society.
>>33565126nta but how would fucking a woman "disprove" feminism? how did the conversation get here lmao
>>33565140have you considered that greek society was bad and needed to be destroyed? or are you like, really into vomitoriums and throwing kids off cliffs
>>33565115>your gfMy what nowNot like she'd want that anyway. Male sexuality is repulsive to women.
>>33565134idk>>33565138because I'm ashamed of some of the things I've jerked off to
>>33565141NTAAt this point, idiot men pointlessly throw around the term "feminism" in the same way idiot women throw around the term "incel".
>>33565144You don't even know what a vomitorium is.
>>33565115I did that with my wife back when she was just my gf and therefore still had a sex drive.
>>33565148NTASo, you do support fucking underage boys in the ass?
>>33565148ur right i just think greek philosophers were stupid as fuck and didn't read much past chad diogenes's trolling
>>33565144holy shit you're retardedThe Greeks are still around, what kind of reply is this?
>>33565144it needed destroyed less than most societies, ours probably included.
>>33565048she is ultimately an enigma to me. maybe this was where she was always going. When I met her she was ambitious, happy, beautiful, even heroic. She loved animals, decorating, the magic of things like Christmas, and hated the smell of weed.Just seeing her now, she looked haggard, tattooed and body piercings all over, absolutely stunk of weed, and was offloading the Christmas tree on me "because she hasn't put one up in 2 years and won't this year" and the box of which was distressingly stained from being in her apartment.I liked it better when I imagined her living a happy life with some himbo or something.
Not my favorite, but not the least delicious girl I've ever seen.
>>33565157oh i thought their society was destroyed by feminism or whatever. i'm really not paying close attention to the posts here i just like when you guys get angry. makes me laff
>>33565155No, retard. Why would you think that? I know little about ancient Greece and I don't care about it.
>>33565114>Why are women such whores?Men can only cheat if they have a partner to cheat on. Most men won't risk that these days, while women could replace her partner with someone of equal or better quality within a day.>>33565126>if that's what it takes to disprove feminism once and for allI've given up hope for men. You're all coomers, like that village of men who raped an Orangutan sex slave after putting lipstick and a bra on her.>>33565139Now I want a coffee. Gonna make myself a dead eye and be up the rest of the night.
>>33565141i wasn't quite sure on that myself but i was just liking the government assigned virginity taker idea
>>33565156Socrates would drive you to madness if you were forced to have a conversation with him.
>>33565163>We need to go back to Ancient Greek society>Isn't even aware that fucking underage boys in the ass was common place in Ancient Greecekek
>>33565155knowing this thread, he probably does.
>>33565138>Share synopses.I have written about pretty much anything you can think of that isn't outright rape or involves some extreme shit like fecals, blood or animals.It's too much to name or go into detail (also because they include personal things always), but slave maid, landlord/tenant, teacher/student, hotel rooms, yoga teacher, slight intoxication, secretary, catgirl, nub and priest, prostitution, cooking class, home office...>>33565146Idiot. lmao
Goodbye, moids. I'm off to read smutty fanfiction.
>>33565063Look, I'd obviously like it a lot better if I could just have sex in a relationship healthily and in quality and quantity that I like. But I've got other physical and mental disabilities that enforce my behavior for where I currently am, ontop of mostly not being accepted for my values in the first place. It is sad to be only tollerated, but that's just how it is rejecting a fake system.
>>33565014Not an ex, just a guy I had gotten close to at work, but he looked pretty haggard the last time I saw him. He also cut his hair very short, real shame because it used to be absolutely gorgeous
>>33565167I never said that first part, though. Why would I want to go back to a time and place I don't care about?
>>33565166i mean, yeah, dude was nonsensical and pompous as fuck. i'd be more illuminated talking to a crackhead in LA
>>33565140Question, do you support fucking underage boys in the ass?
>>33565167but assfucking an athenian citizen was a capital crime and the gay sex was mostly intercrural
>>33565167I didn't say go back to Ancient Greek society, I said the Greeks already had the wisdom that giving power to women is fucking terrible.
>>33565169>(also because they include personal things always)I understand. If you ever end up going through and removing the personal details from your stories, I hope you share them here somehow. They all sound interesting.
>>33565181Yeah but that implies that their society wasn't terrible, and it was, lmao
>>33565169how am I an idiot?
>>33565130I don't know where that pic is from, so whatever you're trying to say flew over my head. However, one thing is true: you do have a limited imagination because you don't think things outside your lived experience can happen. Did you know that in the Philippines, for example, there's a practice called compressor mining, where children dive in riverbeds through holes smaller than a manhole to dig for gold? And I'm sure you've heard about children in Brazil who are abandoned by their parents into the street, and the same thing happens in the Philippines where those children end up as prostitutes. I'm from neither country, so don't waste your breath insulting either. You're a sheltered faggot. The world is full of shit, you just don't know and probably think your life is as bad as it can get.
>>33565181That implies that it's ethical to fuck underage boys in the ass though. How dare feminism ruin fucking underage boys in the ass.>>33565179Doesn't change the fact that it was commonplace.
>>33565178Not related to my point>>33565186Eh, it wasn't too bad
>>33565193Fucking underage boys in the ass was commonplace in Ancient Greece. Yes it's related to your point.
>>33565014Never made it far enough to consider any of them an ex but I found out like 4 different women I tried to date in my 20's are all lesbians now and one is asexual.One girl I thought about dating but never asked out is fat, married, and pregnant now.The girl I little-sister zoned is a mother of five kids and that one probably stings the most. I knew her since she was 5 and I was 10, so I could never imagine her as a dating option when she started flirting with me. I think if I had reconnected with her a year or two later than I actually did I would've dated her, but dating with that age gap at such a young age is a really grey area.
>>33565085Average troon moment
>>33565191>That implies that it's ethical to fuck underage boys in the ass though.What kind of fucking leap in logic is this?
>>33565195in the THIGHS, not in the ass!
Femanons, what's with the moid obsession with ancient greek philosophers? Do you think their inferior brains are too tiny to think logically, and so they must obsessively look towards a "smarter" man from history?Moids, do you think you were born to follow better men?
>>33565164>while women could replace her partner with someone of equal or better quality within a day.I don't think that's true, otherwise we wouldn't hear women ITT complain about not having a bf (when what they mean is not being able to find a GOOD bf)
>>33565195Okay and?
>>33565193"It wasn't too bad" you would have been fucked in the ass probably
>>33565198You think Ancient Greece was a good society due to a lack of feminism. I'm providing a counterargument.>>33565206Would you rather live in a society where fucking underage boys in the ass is commonplace or live in a society where feminism is a thing?
>>33565200Were the greeks really practicing intercrural sex instead of buggery?...
>>33565170gn, which fanfic
>>33565204>Moids, do you think you were born to follow better men?Yes, but for me that's Jason Luv and Hasan Piker. Not other white boys.
>>33565211stop thinking about gay sex, weirdo
Why would a guy ask me to be his fwb and then ghost me
women, thoughts on foreskin?
>>33565204ye>>33565216pretty low standards
>>33565170Are you not entertained?
>>33565212>Would you rather live in a society where fucking underage boys in the ass is commonplace or live in a society where feminism is a thing?I would prefer to live in the former because feminism is THAT bad.
>>33565214NTA>It's not gay if I'm fucking his thighs bro!
>>33565220>pretty low standardsAt least my gf wouldn't fake orgasms with them.
>>33565214yes, because boys who had been anally penetrated were ineligible for citizenship.>>33565204>Moids, do you think you were born to follow better men?sure? i can at least check if they had anything worthwhile to steal. and i can see if they have something to say that makes more sense than what people today have to say, too.
>>33565222i'm starting to think you might just want to get fucked in the ass desu. we can make that happen with feminism too have you heard of "pegging"?
>>33565218Sorry I am planning my PoE2 build and forgot to respond
>>33565219Not a fan.
>>33565214The Greeks weren't "practicing" gay sex period. This idiotic meme was created by an anglo faggot who wanted to excuse his degeneracy
>>33565185I feel a bit flattered that you'd want to read them, but I always write my stories for the person in them. It's always her and me, so they include nuances of how I want to treat her and how she wants me to treat her. I also try to incorporate that into the voice messages, like when to whisper or when to be more stern.Even though I am not seeing anybody currently, unless you were dating me, I would not share any story with you though, since they're always personally tailored. I did do that with femanons privately before though.I don't post them publically, but I have thought about writing "anonymous" erotic short stories before. Maybe post them on reddit or something.
>>33565222Bro, you gay.
>>33565232:(
>>33565222I call first dibs on this anon's ass
>>33565218Not sure but I get horny and do stupid stuff sometimes, including lewd chatting with random people online. Then it goes away and I just kinda stop replying.
>>33565226Maybe it is a problem with her not you
>>33565237nta how many of societies problems would be solved if every dude who's tortured by his own comphet could be free? seriously
>>33565230>i'm starting to think you might just want to get fucked in the ass desuNo, I don't, you fucking freak.
>>33565229>boys who had been anally penetrated were ineligible for citizenshipThis genuinely sounds like some 4chan shitpost but you guys don't fuck around when it comes to ancient greece and history>>33565224seems like a waste
>>33565236I totally get it, she was lucky. I'll just say it again, if you ever end up doing some writing for general audiences you better share it.
>>33565230NTAI do, but only by a woman
>>33565204The same reason they're also obsessed with the Roman empire: what they're actually obsessed with is reviving some imagined version of the western christian world (and more specifically white history and the patriarchy)They think the western world is declining and idealize and romanticize those eras
I don't really want to date a femanon, more kidnap one
>>33565249there are 2 universes: one where you get fucked in the ass, and one where you don't. you chose the first one lmao
>>33565257fuck off cunt
>>33565254 ah, it's not declining, it just hasn't been made yet? let's get started then>>33565246execute all the gays
>>33565264Fucking fix your name, stop trying to be quirky
>>33565262its ok anon we have strap ons in this universe! you can still achieve your dreams. send contact in /soc/ let's make it happen
>>33565262>fills your ass with stinky cum
Gender and have you heard of the term "compulsory heterosexuality"? what are your thoughts?
>>33565200Oh, in that case, they're the pinnacle of civilization!
just realized that i can just stop looking like a golem by standing upright which i don't think i ever did in my life beforewhy did nobody in my life ever tell meim 29, have a graduate degree and a srs bsns suit jobwhat
>>33565271I'm not fucking gay and I'm not into pegging. I get that you want to feel like a big boy over a man but no.
>>33565251Have you ever written any yourself?I wrote one that was very short, like just one A4 page, getting right to the point of hard and rough handling. And she said that's all she ever wanted. hahUsually my stories are around 3 to 4 pages.
>>33565254>Ancient Greece>Roman Empire>Western Christian worldFemanon, I...
>>33565276MaleIt's retarded gay agenda shit.
do you not think it sad you'll die without the secret behind the existence of the universe or whether parallel universes exist or whether life on other planet exists... having been solved?
>>33565276>Gender and have you heard of the term "compulsory heterosexuality"? what are your thoughts?MI think most women are actually bi, and a significant minority are lesbians. While only a tiny minority are straight.
>>33565283>i can just stop looking like a golemare you talking about picrel or about a big rock monster or the jewish protector
>>33565286NTAI get what you're saying, but the kind of moids who romanticize these cultures do it under a Christian lens.>>33565289Eh, I could learn them all in the after life.
>>33565276FDon't care about it
I'm too nice to be a drug dealer, /atoga/. I always want to give everybody a little extra and let too many people "pay me back tomorrow" I gotta be more dark triad, especially if I want a girlfriend.
>>33564895I think I have before kekI can in a few hrs cause still sick...>>33564940I don't like drawing attention to myself IRL (unless I'm partying then I might dress up)>>33564972>Conor McGregorI always thought he seemed like a massive cunt ngl
>>33565289no
How cooked am I if the majority of my files I saved are porn related?
>>33565204greeks are very simple so that is why you "start with the greeks". Moids barely read in general and so when they do read they try to read someone they think is smart like Aristotle who by today's standards is an idiot. A lot of it is also these ancient incels/moids articulating their thoughts and so modern moids think "wow this guy is a genius". Anyone who reads and is intellectually honest knows most moid authors were all kind of crazy and had really dumb takes as well like Schopenhauer and nietzsche.nietzsche is so awful a whole community of elite jews (i am jewish so im not actually being racist) worship his ideas and imo are the most evil people ever. Youll see them affiliated with Bronze Age pervert and hiding behind anon accounts while posting the most hateful engagement bait on twitter.
>>33565276MYeah, Comp Het, no thoughts but it sounds nice sonically
>>33565254and it could never be the case that maybe some guys actually like history and like the peloponnesian war and the collapse of the roman republic. it could never be that someone might come away from that thinking that maybe they did a thing or two better than we do today. we can just assume that we're basically perfect compared to the past, and anyone who disagrees for any reason must have issues.>>33565279it does seem like it'd be nicer than putting your cock in an asshole but it's all academic
>>33565285I suck at writing, honestly. I've only written fanfic smut shit that's too embarrassing to ever share, since they're more like a glorified outlines than actual stories.And yeh, even a short little paragraph can get the imagination going.
>>33565286Ancient greece wasn't christian, but it is recognized as a pillar of later on western christian world thought, values Have you never wondered why greek philosophy is considered western philosophy
>>33565276Never heard of it
>>33565276A lot of the women that bring up compulsory heterosexuality still end up fucking and marrying men>>33565289Do you think a fish is sad when it dies without knowing how the tree tops look?
>>33565283How have you literally never heard of the concept of good posture?
>>33565292>I get what you're saying, but the kind of moids who romanticize these cultures do it under a Christian lens.I guess I've missed that. It could make some sense if they're talking about Byzantium.
>>33565204>what's with the moid obsession with ancient greek philosophers?Greek philosophy is simple and entry level, which is about all moids brains can handle.
>>33565305It could be, but 99.99% it's not
Which one of you femcels is going to be the love of my life?
>>33565215Ron/Pansy fanficsIt's so peakJaded girl meets lovable dork boy
>>33565320me
>>33565315i've heard of the concept as some vague thing but i've somehow managed to never see the details explained anywhere kek
>>33565305>it does seem like it'd be nicer than putting your cock in an asshole but it's all academicI've done both and an ass is better but a lady's twinkle cave remains superior.
>>33565250>sees attractive biological women>"hey fellas don't you miss molesting boys?"
>>33565322I love you
>>33565050Song lyric or did you write this? :oAlso hi :)
>>33565326I love you too
>>33565317You sound like an arrogant enlightenment "thinker"
>>33565317>Greek philosophy is simple and entry level, which is about all moids brains can handle.Hot.I wish I could lay my head on a woman's lap while she struggles to explain complex ideas in small enough words that I can understand <3
>>33565276Mis this the new "heteronormative"? lol
>>33565329You're such a sweetheart
>>33565313>Do you think a fish is sad when it dies without knowing how the tree tops look?Do you think your underwear is sad when it gets skidmarks?Wtf is this pseudo intellectual answer? A fish does not have the capacity to understand existence or parallel universes or the problem of infinite regression...
>>33564967The Sega Saturn failed commercially due to Sega's flawed strategy, including a surprise, costly launch in the US, a complex hardware design that was difficult to program, and poor marketing. This, combined with competition from the more powerful PlayStation and the Nintendo 64, led to its discontinuation in 1998 after selling approximately 9.26 million units worldwide>>33565016Have you played Space Channel 5 VR: Kinda Funky News Flash! though>>33565049>his whole family had a history of mental illnessThat is usually how it works unfortunately kek>>33565164>I've given up hope for menWe've give up on ourselves too kek
>>33565299For starters, it's more susceptible to being exposed.
>>33565320dibs on the 27 year old one, I wish I could find a girl actually in my age range (I'm 31)
>>33565340I'm not
>>33565325woosh
>>33565309Sure, but that's a far cry from what was described.
>>33565345Why do you feel like you aren't?
>>33565334that's what it sounds like>>33565340>no girl except for 40 year old women have called me sweetheartthis is very sad
I'm an autistic person who can relate to animals better than humans.State genderHow pathetic is this?
>>33565324NTA, you have such a way with words as always.
>>33565341>A fish does not have the capacity to understand existence or parallel universes or the problem of infinite regression...You are so close to understanding
>>33565204>Moids, do you think you were born to follow better men?No I think I was born by accident>>33565295>give everybody a little extra and let too many people "pay me back tomorrow"This is how you get loyal customers tho
>>33565348>what was describedit being?
>>33565306>too embarrassing to ever shareWhat smut isn't that when you're not horny? hehe>they're more like a glorified outlines than actual stories.So it's more like overarching "story" points?When I have a muse (I just like using this word lol) I tend to take notes of random things I think of during the day. Not just scenarios, but also individual sentences. Ideas that feel like a dick tingling her cervix. I have a private discord server just for me and an entire channel full of it. Like a very lewd and filthy vault. lolI like getting reactions to it and nudged them a bit to be detailed about what they liked the most. If they're embarrassed, even better!
>>33565317What is your favorite?
My pickleball paddles came in the mail today.Should I just start inviting girls to play with me?
>>33565349I'm mean and selfish
>>33565353M, not pathetic, humans are awful
Just entered thread. Why are femanons mad?
>>33565353Mnot at all
>>33565366You don't think being with someone you love would change that for the better?
>>33565363>gilf hunter
i was going to become a lonely femcel's loving bf today but after seeing how much women hate men you're on your own
>>33565353Every nerdy/internet-addicted guy says this to try to stand out, meh.
My friends have been hanging out without me
Your gender + What would you do if you were sitting at home and suddenly your lights all went out, then Kane's 1998 theme song hit and your lights were glowing red? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMX6xEGnKaE
>>33565353Welcome to the club anon. Which animals are your favorite?
>>33565323>i've somehow managed to never see the details explained anywhere kekSuch casual disinterest in basic information remains antithetical to my mindset.But I am a little weird. So there's that too.
>>33565355You are so close to being as smart as a fish, even like to think yourself as smart, even compared yourself to itA fish cannot be sad over these things because the fish doesn't even know about these things. I do know, you know, people... we know what we're missing out on. Hence why we can be sad we're gonna die before we get answers, (even though in the future, people might get to those answers.)
>>33565378I grab my staff and prepare myself
>>33565373Maybe
>>33565378I'd wonder how I ended up back in my hometown, and why I'm in the county mayor's office all of a sudden.
>>33565320nag just saying the femcels here give me the impression they're looking for pic related
>why are MtF's mad?There are a lot of feminine men seething here rn.
>>33565378i try my best to be really fat so he'll think i'm paul bearer
>>33565164>I've given up hope for menM.I'm ready for the matriarchy.Women, please quit simping for neolibralism and take over already.
>>33565361>So it's more like overarching "story" points?Exactly. I don't trust myself to tastefully and faithfully write dialogue between established characters.>I like getting reactions to it and nudged them a bit to be detailed about what they liked the mostSounds ideal. Discussing it is like an excuse to double dip into the same premise and get more out of it than just reading it.
>>33564969LmaoDaft Punk have always been anti-clanker https://youtu.be/RdVEQbWjaTE?si=NJllcvtBJ_X4mOSU
>>33565379I like land doggos and sea doggos but all animals are good.
>>33565386Well I think love can bring out the best of people.
>>33565388This what the average /atoga/ male looks like sadly lol
>>33565397dear god
>>33565377cool, what you doing?
>>33565397Not true. I look a lot worse than that guy.
>>33565397I don't look like that
Femanons, would you like a forehead kiss?
>>33565397I have better hair, but my chin isn't as strong.
>>33565388If bro got a normal haircut, ditched the glasses, tache, and piercing thing, he'd look okay kek
>>33565388the shirt pisses me off
>>33565276No, but it sounds like a sad misandrist/misanthropic version of my viewpoint, which I guess could be coined as “compulsory heteronormativity”The way I see it, it’s okay to be gay or do whatever gender shit that makes you happy, but the chromosomes are undeniable and it would be best if everyone just accepted what they are instead of trying to push the trans thing like science was wrong for all of history until ~10 years ago
>>33565405I love head pats, yes please
>>33565402Get a hair transplant and shave off the stache.
For those of you who played with dolls when you were little: be fr, did you ever hit it? You just look at it and get an urge to beat the fuck out of it?
>>33565375N-no, wait!! I just got online, I didn't partake in the thread moid hate!!
>>33565412I smashed a Barbie doll and a Ken doll to simulate sex if that counts.
Women do you let your mtf trans woman friends lez out with you platonically?
Anons is it time for me to bring Mr Bones down from the attic or not yet?
>>33565405Yes, I'm angy.
>I have to stay awake to fix my sleep schedule >I can't drink caffeine without my tinnitus becoming unbearablewomen keep me awake please
>>33565405disgusting simp behavior
>>33565414Shhhh-PLAP PLAP PLAP
>>33565417It's time.What are your favorite things about halloween?
>>33565395I think so too but someone has to love you first
Genuinely, what are you supposed to do when your child who as just gained sentience learns about and tries practicing masturbation? If you yell at them thats just gonna give them a weird kink.
>>33565375i only made two posts in this entire thread i've literally done nothing wrong
>>33565417Halloween season doesn't start until October 1st.Christmas season starts on September 1st.Bring down ol' Saint Nick.
>>33565414>>33565427Doesn't matter, you're all the same.
>>33565392Have you ever tried doing this with somebody you know?I don't know if you're M or F, but in my case it was not "established characters", but self-inserts of me and who I wrote it for. Knowing what we both liked, there were some recurring kinks and behaviours.I imagine writing for a nondescript general audience is a lot harder.
>>33565426Tell them that's not something they should do in public
>>33565405>Femanons, would you like a forehead kiss?Not from you.
>>33565425You're right, I will love you.
>>33565412MNo wtf I'm not a monsterHaving flashbacks now to when my tomboy friend used to crash my Barbie tea parties with Action Man>>33565429Christmas doesn't start until after Hallowe'en you absolutely wrongun
>>33565433and if they dont listen?
>>33565421Women mate men
>>33565417It's early you gotta wait until start of October
>>33565427you stood by and said nothing when your fellow foids were calling ancient greece gay
>>33565435Until you won't
>>33565377mine did that before they started dating each other and I hated it
>>33565441imagine being a humanitieskek
Cant wait for Locktober desu
>>33565434>Not from you.NTA. I'm a 6'3 chad, I'll take it from here.
>>33565415How old were you when you did that? kek
>>33565410*pats your head*>>33565419*kisses your forehead*
>>33565424Pumpkins, black cats everywhere but I can’t attract one to me, cool weather, apple cider and cinnamon flavors, cozy season. I have a niece and nephew now so seeing how their tastes will change with the years.
>>33565414>>33565427When Anon comes up with reasons to avoid a relationship with you, don't protest. Consider it a blessing in disguise that you dodged this bullet.
the AC has been fixed, now my room is nice and cold ^_^
>>33565448Like 8 or 9.
>>33565444better than being someone who specializes in inhumanities... in other words, a woman
>>33565441nta, but ancient greece is gay
>>33565445>"Locktober: A male-initiated month long abstinence from sex"Amateurs, I've been doing Locktober for my entire life
>>33565405no i want someone to compress me
>>33565442I always try to be an optimist, instead of thinking how it might end I like to think about how it might exist.
>>33565445Locktober?
>>33565463Its easier to understand if you look it up
>>33565455And how did you know about sex at that age?
>>33565459how small is your dick from years of being in a chastity cage lmao
>>33565457>better than being someone who specializes in inhumanities... in other words, a womanWhat if she specializes in ma'ams inhumanity to ma'am?
>>33565462I'm worried it'll never start
>>33565426Remind them that certain things are only done in certain places. For example, you only cook in a kitchen; you only pee in a bathroom; you usually only sleep in a bedroom. That doesn't mean there's anything wrong with cooking or peeing or sleeping - everyone does them - but there are places where you should do them and places where you shouldn't. And masturbation is something that should only be done in your bedroom with the door closed.
>>33565459You are missing a key point to LOCKtober
>>33565470That is my biggest worry too
>>33565453AC, chlorinated swimming pools, nuclear power plants, indoor plumbing, and ice cream are like top 5 things mankind has ever made
>>33565461*splat*
>>33565420red or blue ?>>33565445halloween time !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!where is lock from is it stolen goods season
>>33565461Compress?
>>33565457you specialize in being a gaylord who thinks women saying ancient greece is gay is a viable excuse to hate on women
>>33565471Hm, genuinely good advice. Thank you.
>>33565432F. I've received writing, but never shared much at all.
>>33565478uhhhh red?
>>33565478>>33565463>>33565459Ignore the gay faggot, it's not even worth the mental effort.
>>33565461atoga compression service
>>33565461that's a shame because I love giving forehead kisses :(>>33565476yeah this AND mecha anime
>>33565467I had a vague understanding of "doing it" and that "doing it" made babies. That was about it.
she agreed to a second date!
Myao I look like an alt guy why can't I find a Asian gf?Do they want a clean cut looking guy?
>>33565388He looks like he belongs on a predator list I'm not THAT bad
>>33565493Good job
>>33565483That's probably quite common.I had to encourage mine to write a few things too and it ended up being incredibly interesting.You get much more out of it and a bit of a different character from well thought out writing, than just talking about it on the fly, like you would when normally talking about sex.I have to go to bed now, I wish you some lovely naughty dreams!
Maybe you're both right, maybe the ancient Greeks are gay AND still worth reading.
my moid body is boiling, women how could you do this?
>>33565461Do you mean compress like a billionaire visiting the titanic?
>>33565457aren't women the dominant gender in the humanities
>>33565495there are like 5 billion asians, I'm gonna take a wild guess here and say it's not your sense of fashion
>>33565503Gnite, thanks for the conversation.
>>33565477thank you anon you've set me freeee >>33565479i want someone to crush me in a hug or lay on me with the force of a hydraulic press>>33565485green or red ?
>>33565509>my moid body is boiling, women how could you do this?Drugged you and dropped you in a cauldron. It was easy.
>>33565519Green?
>>33565486Trick or treatHe yearns to trickAnd put a cage upon your dickYou found the key, now let's re-hide itUp his arse no one will find it...
>>33565519>thank you anon you've set me freeeeYou're.completely pinned down under my body.
Are most people secretly attracted to their siblings? Is it more common in men or women?I'm an only child and unfortunately almost certain I'd have sexual thoughts if I had a sibling.
>>33565528no
>>33565528NoDunno.You probably wouldn't.
I wish I wasn't an anxious retard all the time. It's so exhausting. I just wanna enjoy life.
Do fellow namefags ever accidentally forget to take it off and post in other threads with it?Over the years I've had names on and have mistakenly not taken it off.
>>33565521but why have you done this and made me sweaty?Oh I think I know why now. You want to smell my sweaty body you freak!
>>33565528https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Westermarck_effect
>>33565489if someone touched my sides i would flinch so hard lolsah i miss going to saunas n bath houses>>33565491:c>>33565495show link photo send ?
>>33565528no it's the exact opposite, as a 3 sister-haver the thought is repulsive
>>33565528No attraction at all for me, sorry.Male.
>>33565528NoNo ideaI doubt it
>>33565536I'll kiss your forehead regardless *mwah*
Women, have you ever tried going for the sexy secretary / librarian look before?
>>33565362>What is your favorite?Of the Greeks, it would be pre-Socratic philosophers from Ionia like Anaxagoras (wise beyond his time) and Heraclitus (though he was partially responsible for some of the most smooth brained philosophers in Western philosophy).I'm partial to Scotist Fransiscans, as a Catholic, like Occam (of Occam's Razor), Nicholas of Lyra, and Walter Burleigh.
>>33565510yes i want to crumple like an aluminum can>>33565523blue or green ?
I need a gf
>>33565519Is this the same myao that told me not to KMS or one of the fakes?
>>33565545dude what happened to her legs
>>33565548Good luck with that!
>>33565545Why is she standing like that?
>>33565551That's Stacy Keibler, she just has long ass legs
>>33565518Same here, it made me feel wanted.If we meet again, I'll ask you if you want to exchange ideas in private.Until then.
>>33565528No that's a porn trope. I'm a little sister with an older brother, and I'd never fuck him. Then again, I do enjoy younger brother/older sister fantasies...
>>33565551Hypermobile knees probably.
>>33565552Thanks
>>33565546what do you think of all the neoscholastics online who claim occam ruined everything by inventing nominalism?
>>33565526oh thank u !i guess ill stick around for a while then :p>>33565532u wanna taco bout it ?>>33565544awwwwwwwwwww (´∀｀)
>>33565551She's got legs that go on for days
>>33565536>show link photo send ?I essentially look like this but I don't want to post my photo.
>>33565567I want her to step on me
>>33565547green
>>33565505Lysistrata is a good storySpike Lee really fucked it up
>>33565545Nope for I will always associate it with Lorelei
>>33565468My dick cannot be bound by any cage>>33565474Only thing I'm locking is my front door from you deviant degenerates>>33565528>Are most people secretly attracted to their siblingsNo, the opposite kek>>33565532It's exhausting but it makes us more alert>>33565550It's real myao I think She should really use a tripcode tho
>>33564653Lmao what a fucking nerd.
>>33565449>*kisses your forehead*Thanks anon <3
>>33565568Can men please stop with the fucking mustaches? They NEVER look good.
>>33565569Don't we all?
>>33565579It goes with the mullet though
>>33565579The guy in that pic is prolly gay tbf, looking at the nose ring and mullet also
>>33565583Mullets suck too.
>>33565532It's living hell. I can't even imagine what it must be like to be normal at this point
>>33565583Yeah, it does.They are both horrific.
>>33565587Let me guess you look lame as fuck.They have polo shirts down the hall to the left.
>>33565565>u wanna taco bout it ? It's fine I'm just complaining.>>33565575>It's exhausting but it makes us more alert Being more alert would be fine if I wasn't so nauseous every time I want to do something that it sucks the enjoyment out of it.
>>33565556She's 5'11", damn... true to the Stacy name kek
>>33565579I always shave mine, I only think they look bad on me
>>33565579I'd prefer other men didn't stop, that way I might have a chance at getting a gf.
>>33565576you're not gonna convince me to take a whiff of your musk-"scented" balls, idc
>>33565596Your chances get lower with every hour you spend on here
>>33565596I've gotten more dates with my mullet and mustache combo than ever before.Women are swipingn on me on tinder every day.Just not Asian women.
>>33565601>Your chances get lower with every hour you spend on hereBut I'm studying women?
>>33565596These guys would still charismamogI know a guy like this with a hot stacy wife, who's balding and has a moustache and glasses. I had to let him use our shower earlier kek cause they're getting their bathroom redone or something
my balls smell like pencil shavings :3
>>33565606What have you learned from the women in atoga
>>33565550real myao lolsfakes finally left (i think)>>33565551hypermobility, happens in a lot of jointsmy elbows bend to around 200 degrees n it looks so odd>>33565568u look alright then ! maybe ditch the mustache ..
>>33565612>maybe ditch the mustache ..T_T
>>33565608maybe bald+mustache+glasses has different energy than mullet+stache+glasses?
>>33565588Yh same
>>33565614Oh so you'll only listen if myao tells you it looks shit? Fucking SIMP
>>33565570good choicegreen or pink ?>>33565593i hope it gets better anon :c
>>33565603At least Asian women have some sense jk >>33565617I AM THE EGGMANI meant tache not a proper moustache kekThough I did know another guy who was completely bald, with a long curly tash, who had a really hot wife
Women collate men
>>33565615God damn
>>33565624atoga moid tierlist
>>33565617based eggmanmaxxing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4mPkze9AEs
>>33565617Seriously though I shaved the other day and goddamn I should shave more regularly, comparing with other recent pics
>>33565628women rate men
>>33565164>Men can only cheat if they have a partner to cheat on. Most men won't risk that these days, while women could replace her partner with someone of equal or better quality within a day.NTA. No offence intended. But didn't your fiancee almost cheat with a guy once?
>>33565632I'm not posting my face for these demons
>>33565572I'm a lowly pleb, I read Lysistrata back-to-back with Medea when a booktuber recommended both.No regrets, ancient Greeks are fun, I love the ancient Greeks.
>>33565614sorry ㅠㅠumm one thing im kinda concerned about is if u were talking about the entire guy or just the face/body of the guy in the photoif u dress like him u probably get mistaken for being gay a lot !
>>33565620>i hope it gets better anon :cThank you :)
>>33565629based
>>33565615holy shit i thought that was loaves of shiny bread
>>33565640Well ugh imagine dark blue jeans and some nice leather boots, not hiking boots lol but yeah that is what I dress like some days.
>>33565636>I'm not posting my face for these demonsWomen excoriate men?
>>33565640>if u dress like him u probably get mistaken for being gay a lot !Nta but I sometimes do and can confirm I do...
>>33565646Those are buns alright
Women, would you have a sexual foursome with the three guys from Blue Man Group?
>>33565624viga vidi vici
I hate women.
>>33565656>I hate women.I ameliorate women.
You want our attention soooo bad.
What do you think is the threshold to graduating atoga/adv/4chan
>>33565659That is not possible.
Getting your ass smacked shouldn't feel so good
>>33565661wdym?
I want to live like a pirate from One Piece but in real life. Anyone wanna join my crew?
>>33565665>shouldn'tSays who?
>>33565661Getting a lifeI'll be seeing you here tomorrow then
>>33565656I love women
>>33565663It is
>>33565677Nope.>>33565676Simp.
>>33565671Me. I dont like how good it feels, I'm a guy btw, it makes me feel like a slut
>>33565660>You want our attention soooo bad.I'm sorry, It's just... It's been so long since I've been called a good boy :(
>>33565670I want to be a gundam pilot instead
>>33565681You are not me. Fuck off.
>>33565679>Simp.It's better than hating them
>>33565679Yes.
>>33565685Not really.>>33565686You can't. They're pure evil.
how do I get rid of man boobs?
>>33565683Based. Which gundam?
>>33565684Who did I claim to be, schizo?
>>33565669If you consider posting here something people eventually grow out of, what event do you think kicks that phase off (of no longer feeling a need to post here)
>>33565680You shouldn't have admitted this here. Now the femanons are going to peg you.
Should I join the navy as a noncombat role?Thinking of doing naval engineering or control systems engineering. I just want to live on a ship.
>>33565687>You can't. They're pure evil.Nope. That's (You).
>>33565691Me.
>>33565693Noooooo I don't want to be pegged! Thats gay!
>>33565696False.
>>33565699"Women seem wicked, when you're unwanted."
>>33565689I like the zeta gundam
>>33565695Become a merchant marine instead. Don't become a fucking zogbot
>>33565688Lose weight fat ass.
>>33565703>yes goy, join the (((merchant))) marine, you won't be doing our bidding there at all
>>33565695Sure.
>>33565647ohhh much better (gay cowboy jk)>>33565650it's not a bad thing to be called, women probs feel safer around u then>>33565651lmyao
>>33565701They seem that way because they are that way. It has nothing to do with me specifically.
>>33565695> I just want to live on a ship.You could work on a cruise ship but it's meant to be kinda shitty from what I've seen about it online
>>33565695See >>33565670Join my pirate crew instead
>>33565707>ohhh much better (gay cowboy jk)Haha thanks
>>33565705Yeah but he won't fight and die in stupid sandbox wars.
>>33565708>They seem that way because they are that way. It has nothing to do with me specifically.Your lack of success with women has biased you.
>>33565717Whether or not that's the case, what I said is still true.
You are vampiremaxxing to get bitches, right anon?
>>33565695YES! Please take out the Houthis so my stocks can go up.
I want to convert to Judaism.
>>33565721ew
>>33565718>Whether or not that's the case, what I said is still true.It lacks empirical basis.
>>33565721fuck off gentile
>>33565721Saaar
>>33565721You could just die instead too
>>33565707>it's not a bad thing to be calledSure, but it's also untrue kek>women probs feel safer around u thenI guess, I mean I don't hit on people anyway kek>>33565719Idk I was watching Buffy with 3 baddies IRL and they all liked the nerdy librarian dude
>>33565723Incorrect. There's plenty of anecdotal evidence as well as plenty of opportunity to observe what I'm talking about in real life, and it's also just common sense if you pay a little bit of attention.
I finished The Stranger what should I read next?
>>33565722>>33565726>>33565727>>33565728Jew haters are just too easy to bait, holy shit.
>>33565704yes obviously retard but like which exercise in particular helps with that area?
>>33565702Cool choice
>>33565732>empirical>There's plenty of anecdotal evidence as well as plenty of opportunity to observe what I'm talking about in real life, and it's also just common sense if you pay a little bit of attention.Anon, I...
>>33565737Because we hate them? Like alot? Duh
>>33565734Keep it strange with The Strange Case of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde.
>>33565748Again?
>>33565743>Yes I'm easily triggered and proud of it!lmao
>>33565737Jews are the only race of people incapable of joking along about themselves. Everything is a deathly serious persecution.
Femanons would you date a guy who was a slut over the summer?
>>33565734Tarzan of the Apes
>>33565752>Jew haters are easily triggered>I'm going to make this about Jews
>>33565741You're right. Let me gather millions of dollars, put together a panel of anthropologists to design a study, and then collect self-reported survey data from a few thousand people, and then spend six months writing a novel about the data we collected and how we analyzed and manipulated it to fit our preconceived notions, and then spend two years trying to get it published in a magazine that for some reason means it's a real study. That's much more objective and definitely not a lot of song and dance to give a false air of legitimacy.
I just saw a man nearly die a few minutes ago.State gender. How's your night going?
>>33565752>Jews are the only race of people incapable of joking along about themselves. Everything is a deathly serious persecution.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6K5J_MxOy5w
>friend keeps making jokes about us dating>it'll be something like it's just us hanging out and she'll reply to something in a group "on a date rn" then "jk">has a stated interest in some other guy>nothing has ever happened between us and we've never talked about it, only generalized stuff I guesswhat's that about
>>33565734Sartre's No Exit. It's short, it's fun, it's the origine of the widely misunderstood sentence "Hell is other people"
>>33565754How slutty are we talking?
>>33565751>why does the mention of the people who have committed genocide against your own people and destroyed your culture and society make you mad lolSlit your own throat
>>33565763Ok, I am convinced
>>33565765I slept with 3 women in 2 months.
>>33565769:*
>>33565771Why did you do that..
>>33565774I was heart broken by my ex cheating on me.
>>33565767>I'm gonna screech about how triggered I am! That doesn't make me look pathetic on the internet!Kekhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAFl0dFUKQk
>>33565758You could've at least brought up the women are wonderful effect. See? I make your argument better than you do.
>>33565775How would we know you wouldn't dip in a few weeks like you did with the last three women?
>>33565778Eat shit and die, the day I get to torture you will be the happiest day of my life.
>>33565780Well because I was honest with those women and didn't dip on them.They were not even looking for relationships.It was mutually agreed hoeing.
I try really hard sometimes, thinking of bait for hours or even days. But my most effective stuff is always the random shit I post and immediately forget about.
>>33565783You want me to keep posting more Hebrew pop music? Got it.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8NsUpMrGXw
>>33565786What makes you think I'm listening to it
>>33565759MI'm good, just got in, had a fish sandwich.>I just saw a man nearly die a few minutes ago.How??
>>33565784What made you want to look for a relationship again?
>>33565759Oof, what happened? Was he alright in the end?Terrible, I should be sleeping, gonna go bathroom and back to bed>>33565762Do you like her...
>>33565759MUneventful
>>33565786This is certified indian behavior
>>33565789I don't care if you're listening to it. I just know that merely seeing anything remotely Jewish causes you to seethe and foam at the mouth and it's fucking hilarious.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_oajsiBiQA
>>33565792I'm a lover boy at heart and it wasn’t for me I was just trying to fill a hole in my heart.
>>33565412No. I didn't even want to makeover any of my dolls after I saw a kid fuck up theirs.
Can you crip walk?
>>33565720>>33565703i was thinking about Engineering duty officer. completely non-combat
>>33565798But you're used goods now.
>>33565785>I try really hard sometimes, thinking of bait for hours or even daysWhat a miserable existence. Have more respect for the gift of sentience.
>>33565405No.
>>33565797>>33565796Your own women are repulsed by the idea of having sex within their own race, Ranjesh
>>33565721I am jewish. I am thinking of converting to Christianity but trinity and believing Jesus is God seems silly to me. I like the other aspects of it.
>>33565801My stocks will still go up
>>33565800I have never seen a cripple walk. What are you talking about?
>>33565790>>33565793Dude started crossing the street as a car was still coming. Car didn't slow down. If he took another step or two and they still didn't slow or stop, he'd have been pasted. It was horrible.
>>33565802I don't think of women that way, are you even a woman?
>>33565810well that's what's unitarianism is there for
>>33565752Seinfeld, curb are both basically all about thiswhat nationalist men in particular are the most sensitive group next to indian men
>>33565804Kiss on the cheek? :)
>>33565814Do you think he was just being negligent, or was suicidalEither way glad bro didn't die
>>33565816Yes.
>>33565805Oh, you want me to play some Indian music now? Got it.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWJohzeDr7w
>>33565820No
>>33565779You could've shut the fuck up and stop being a faggot, but here we are.
>>33565812bro. you're poor and will always be poor....stocks arent gonna make you rich. we will prob hit a recession in this admin.war = stocks up is really low iq
Anyone else got any ethnic groups they're triggered by? I feel like expanding my musical knowledge.
>>33565803Go fuck yourself.
Have you ever had sex with someone who was mentally retarted as a result of autism disorder?
>>33565831>Have you ever had sex with someoneNo
>>33565822Are most of the women here used goods?
>>33565821I think he might have been drunk or on drugs.Yeah I'm glad he didn't die either but I'm still rattled a bit
>>33565785>thinking of bait for hours or even days.What kind of bait warrants this much effort on /atoga/?
>>33565826Also every fucking retard out there who sees mention of a nuclear sub on the news thinks that the use of military equipment or personnel = war. No. The first purpose of the military, personnel and equipment alike, is deterrence. The military is part of countries' diplomatic toolkits before things even get to the point of war. And during peacetime the military, depending on what country you're in, does shit like cleaning up oil spills or sending ships to aid hurricane victims. It's not all guns and shooting and bloody deaths and POWs getting tortured and shit.
I wish men wanted to at least have sex with me
>>33565839NTAI know, all I said is I want to convert to Judaism and that was more than enough to cause seething.
>>33565837Guess this is a reminder to everyone to look before you cross kekI remember once I had to pull someone back like that who was gonna get hit
>>33565754You have to be a white nerd
>>33565841i wish i wanted to have sex with you too
>>33565841I just want a gf
>>33565841They probably do
If you really want to wear a uniform and do public service shit, join the Coast Guard Auxiliary or your state's version of the Texas State Guard if you're American. You don't get any of the benefits of the military and you'll be seen as an only semi-Legit LARPer, but you still get to deploy during hurricanes and sign "Private First Class Poopy Dipshit" or whatever in your e-mails.
>>33565841*kiss kiss*
>>33565825>You could've shut the fuck up and stop being a faggot, but here we are.Intellectual powerhouse over here.
>>33565817>unitarianismcreating a religion for this seems stupid.I just wish there existed a judaism similar to the one that people prior to Jesus practiced. To me it feels like Jesus and John were correcting a lot of mistakes corrupt rabbis have been preaching.Modern Judaism seems divergent from scripture.
>>33565841Well they would if you weren't fat
Am I addicted to Oral Rehydration Salts in a drug addiction like way, or am I just dehydrated and the weird euphoric feel good effect from drinking them is just my body catching up?
>>33565852NTAWhat's your history growing up Jewish. Were you raised Orthodox, Conservative, or Reform?
>>33565829What's it like being a loser?
>>33565853Of all things I am not fat
>>33565852"Modern Judaism" isn't a monolith, anon. It includes both Hasidic Jews (ironically that movement was only started around the time of the American Revolution) who won't turn light switches off or on during Shabbat, and also uncircumcised tattooed punk rockers who attend events with names like 'Anti-Zionist Jewish Punk Zine Fest'.
>>33565860Then guess who has two thumbs and wants to have a loving relationship with you.
I didn't see the bus girl today... She probably did switch routes to avoid seeing me
My ex wants to go for drinks when she's back in town next week... I've not been doing well but I guess it could be nice to see her for a bit, should I go? She offered to pay which is sweet but I don't want to waste her time. I'd try to be positive and upbeat though
Are my neighbors suspicious of me due to my having traveled to a lot of unusual international destinations? Countries and cities that make them ask "why the Hell were you THERE of all places?"
>>33565863NTAI'm pretty sure this is a LARPing non-Jew.
i want fish...
>>33565867You should probably stop being a stalker.
>>33565867Did you talk to her?
Men i jsut crushed my finger between a five pound weight help me
>>33565857Probably have POTS, bro.
>>33565528No, we're wired not to. Even if you're adopted at a young age you spend enough time as siblings you'll always view each other as siblings. That's why typically the only siblings that accidentally date are the ones who never met each other>I'm an only childand this is why your opinion is worthless
Where do I meet clingy gf
>>33565870>I've not been doing well but I guess it could be nice to see her for a bit, should I go? She offered to pay which is sweet but I don't want to waste her time. I'd try to be positive and upbeat thoughDon't pick your scabs, anon.
>>33565878Aww come here baby let me kiss it I have an ice pack too, you're going to want to elevate it and ice it on and off every 20 minutes
>>33565874https://youtu.be/cSu9WSfE2xk?si=qe1RLB-VZlhlp-zg
>>33565852what later became rabbinic judaism was probably a minority during jesus's day, and what most people were practicing back then just doesn't really exist ever since the temple was destroyed. the karaites are interesting to me for being jews who reject the rabbinic tradition entirely but they barely exist.
>>33565860Than what's wrong with you?
>>33565873NTA but people think I'm LARPing when I mention being Jewish on here because my connection to Judaism as a religion is pretty light other than having done a Jewish volunteer trip in Israel, attending family seders, etc and because I'm not wearing a tefillin and a kippah every day or making Matzo Balls out of Palestinian blood or whatever anons think it is Jews do.
>>33565877No, but she sat near me on Thursday and Friday
>>33565841I wish women weren't evil. Sometimes we don't get what we want.
>>33565785>I try really hard sometimes, thinking of bait for hours or even days. But my most effective stuff is always the random shit I post and immediately forget about.Cluster B behavior.
>>33565878you should be more careful
>>33565867You need to stop obsessing over her
>>33565881This just sounds like one stage of the Illuminati's ideological initiations of its members but with extra steps. Like in The Square and the Tower, Niall Ferguson, who I wouldn't doubt is a member of the modern Illuminati, writes that the historic Illuminati gradually converted its members to atheism and had a stage of their imitation where they taught followers that God is actually Satan or Satan is actually God or some wack ass shit like that.
>>33565851I think r*ddit is more your speed.
>>33565905She's just pretty and it makes my day better just glimpsing her
>>33565895Sorry, I've just seen this anon before, they've referred to themselves as an "Aryan Jew" and that made me highly suspicious of them. The fact that they haven't answered my question about whether or not they were raised Orthodox, Conservative, or Reform speaks volumes.
>>33565884It's possible. POTS-like symptoms got me real bad after a nasty Delta-8 gummies experience a couple years ago.
>>33565878Hope it hurt. Did you break it?
>>33565896Why don't you talk to her
>>33565913I just don't want to bother her
Why did the wart I just picked off of my armpit morph into a miniature, ready to eat, fully cooked hamburger patty? I put ketchup on it and ate it, but that was weird, bros.
>>33565878Unlucky. I hope it's not too bad
>>33565912It hurts a lot
Are the sands of deserts just flaking skin from a dermatological infection on Mother Earth's body?
GenderLink the last Youtube video you watched. And don't cheat!
>>33565926FYou all sure you wanna watch a boring ass video about all the health problems French Bulldogs suffer from?
>>33565906The freemasons are Edomite pawns which is why you think that.
>>33565926https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZF1j0o_i5E
normies really want me to believe that being rejected isn't a fundamental indictment of my character, when it's screamingly obvious that it is. wild
>>33565927Sure, I wanna see what /atoga/'s getting up to
>>33565934Alrighthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0B7t5h6Ds0Life as a French Bulldog is miserable.
>>33565926MI watched Gordon Ramsay fuck up a grilled cheese.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pqm84IboMCU
>>33565923Good.
>>33565907>I think r*ddit is more your speed.Lol. I'd get banned if I ever brought up autogynephilia or the warrior gene.
>>33565933they just want you to stop acting sad around them so they'll tell you whatever lie it takes
Is ihatewomen a sadist?
>>33565895have you tried not being a golem
>>33565910>Aryan JewThey're Hinjews?
>>33565916just try it out
>>33565933They want you to keep doing it, because it boosts women's confidence and keeps you from dropping out of society, or worse, if you think you still have a chance and you keep asking women out.
>>33565950...No. The point is that no Jew has ever referred to themselves as an "Aryan Jew" ever.
>>33565881meds schizo christian>>33565858Reform? I was raised very secularly. if we go far back enough. no one in my family was religious. They have been here for centuries and there was a lot of mixing in America. I have been to all 3 temples. I look very white/anglo/germanic>>33565863I'm talking about religion. Not jews as an ethnicity.
>>33565888I mean we're still friends and there's no hard feelings. Idk I just have mixed feelings with hanging out again but it's probably better than bedrotting>>33565926M https://youtu.be/NzyigxF329w?si=hxzjhtbNC_8CVsH9If music doesn't count then https://youtu.be/VGCaZ5DgX8o?si=BqU_dcAE70fD1PAI lol
>>33565946No, I just hate women.
>>33565954>Doesn't know what reform Judaism isYeah you're a LARPer if you can't even answer such a basic question about Judaism.
>>33565954You can call me a schizo but you can't call me wrong.
>>33565926Mhttps://youtu.be/cSu9WSfE2xk?si=qe1RLB-VZlhlp-zg
Lately my farts have been smelling like they are a biochemical weapon in violation of the Geneva Conventions.>/atoga/Uh. Women, thought?
>>33565946He dropped a weight on my finger so yes
>>33565967What have you been eating, do you have any allergies, and do you have any gastrointestinal issues?
>>33565946probably, maybe he just needs to get pegged
>>33565633>NTA. No offence intended. But didn't your fiancee almost cheat with a guy once?No, she was acting flirty with her boss, who she used to have a relationship with. I felt disrespected and broke things off, despite her saying she would quit and cut contact with him if it made me uncomfortable. I didn't want to break up with her, but it was a mix of pride and not wanting her to have to quit a job she loved. >>33565759>How's your night going?FI made cookies>>33565800>Can you crip walk?Yes, and B-walk.>>33565828>Anyone else got any ethnic groups they're triggered by?I think I'm genuinely allergic to Indians and it makes me sad because my PCP is Indian and she's the best doctor I've ever had.>>33565926>Link the last Youtube video you watched. And don't cheat!https://youtu.be/ZM_Gamwxvtc>>33565933Kike movie
>>33565967I wish I had a boyfriend with rancid farts I'm not even joking I want that disgusting domesticity where we pick at each others ingrown hairs and stuff
>>33565926m https://youtu.be/29XymHesxa0
>>33565953It's called a joke dummy. Because I have blonde hair and blue eyes. I do dye my hair brown though.
>>33565954i'm a presbyterian christian that grew up in nyc and as a result had many jewish friends, went to a lot of bar/bat mitzvahs in middle school, but /pol/ single-handedly turned me somewhat anti-semitic. as a jew, what are your thoughts on this state of affairs?
>>33565926NBhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cG9Ei-HyymE
>>33565946If anything I'm a masochist.>>33565970Hey, don't threaten me with a good time.
>>33565971Wait, you broke up with your fiancee? Or is this a previous relationship?
>>33565979Do you mean you hate Jews or that you dislike how Israel is handling its place in the world? Because those are two different things.But if you uncritically believe /pol/shit, you need to reconsider what insecurities and frustrations on your part led you to that point.
Femanons, do you like kissing shota tummy?
>>33565971if kikes made incel kino, then so be it. incel kino is incel kino
>>33565981Which ihatewomen anon are you
>>33565979Hi, I'm the little voice inside your head that you've been trying to stifle for some reason.Going down this road wasn't worth it.I miss what we used to have with our friends.
>>33565985>you cant actually hate a people for good reasons its actually a bunch of shit I made up about you like a woman
>>33565979I also grew up in NYC/NJ. I think antisemitism is only up because of zionism and zionists brainwashing and tying judaism to zionism which ironically started as a secular movement.
>>33565990The real one.
My autism keeps me from successfully completing job interviews for roles I'm highly qualified for and where my resume passes initial screening. How do I fix this? I suspect my main issue is self-sabotage when interviewers see experience on my resume they think is irrelevant or means I want to be somewhere else. And my second main issue is that I always sabotage myself in the "what questions do you have for us?" part of the interview.
>>33565995NTA>for good reasonsThat isn't what you said, you said /pol/ made you think that way
>>33565985my dislike (dislike, instead of hatred) of jews is half-ironic (it used to be more). but i also 100% dislike how israel is handling its place in the world, and think netanyahu should be locked up or worse. the fact that hezbollah and iran didn't fare great in war against israel pains me
>>33565979Don't listen to these demons. You are on the right path. They're going to try and bully you out of the truth. Ignore them
>>33565999Correct, but I don't know why you replied for me.
>>33565997Is Zohran an antisemitic?
>>33565926f, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1l4TAC-wSPY
>>33566001>my main issue is self-sabotage when interviewers see experience on my resume they think is irrelevant or means I want to be somewhere else.Can you elaborate?
>>33565793>Do you like her...It wasn't something I thought about seriously before and I would answer no but now it's a bit mixed. I don't think I gave off those vibes if that's what you're really asking
>>33566003I'm not the same guy who said that.
>>33566001>interviewers see experience on my resume they think is irrelevant or means I want to be somewhere elseMaybe you need to try explain then why you included it and what relevant skills/experienced you learned that would help you in this job. I guess try to be a bit more confident and bubbly and relate things to the current job>what questions do you have for us?" part of the interviewLol just make up a bullshit question or two desu
What's everyone's drink of choice when you have one?
>>33566010I wish getting my pee pee tugged by a matronly elderly woman could happen to me.
>>33566008Obviously not...I support him in many ways but I don't like that he was not born here :/It sucks our options are a foreigner or a sex pest...Zohran seems to genuinely care about affordability imo.
>>33566001>I suspect my main issue is self-sabotage when interviewers see experience on my resume they think is irrelevant or means I want to be somewhere else.depending on what job you're going for, looking overqualified can be a real issue. i had one friend who had to lie about his webdev experience to be able to just get a normal job a little while back.
>>33566016Root beer. I like this particular one called Teddy's root beer.
if my thread crush is reading this: hi! i hope you are having a good day! i'm thinking about youuuu!
>>33566015No, I mean answers like "what's the workplace culture like?", "is there a training period?", and "what's the biggest learning curve?" all get red flagged as me being insecure, incompetent, or being a potential bad fit. It took me a fucking decade to pick up on that and now I have to recalibrate.
>>33566016pepsi zero
>>33566026How am I supposed to know if I'm your crush
>>33566016Lately, strawberry margaritas.
>>33566016steel reserve, four loko, or 100 proof smirnoff. yes i'm an alcoholic that only drinks alone in his room and has never gone drinking in a bar because of his intense social anxiety (i'm wasting my youth)
>>33566026Thanks, sweetheart.
>>33566010I love this art style...>>33566028Based May poster>>33566016Vodka, but for the taste probably fruit smoothie
>>33566016I only drink water and sojuthe occasional coke and rum is good too
>>33566016Just a Pepsi honestly
>>33566007are you continuing your redemption arc?
>>33565981>>33565999Ihatewomen anon hates women but wants to be degraded and pegged by them confirmed
>>33566012eg applying for a clerical, customer service, or entry level IT role at the state DMV or county courthouse because it's what available that appeals to my values in public service and also pays the bills.The interviewer will see I volunteered online doing donor outreach for a nonprofit that helps starving children, and they're like "why do you want to work here if you're highlighting your experience helping get donations for starving children?" That kind of thing.
>>33566016Cider
>>33566027>all get red flagged as me being insecure, incompetent, or being a potential bad fitReally? What the hell, I wouldn't want to work somewhere like that lolSometimes I'm glad I'm a wagie and don't have to deal with all this corpo bullshit
>>33566016milk
>>33565933Rejection is literally one of three possible things:1. Their perception of you is right and the two of you are incompatible and no relationship would have worked anyway: It's unfortunate but not a bad thing.2. Their perception of you is wrong because of their own issues and it has nothing to do with you: It's unfortunate but nothing you can do about it.3. Their perception of you is wrong because of your ability to express yourself: It is unfortunate but you can maybe improve your ability to express your qualities.Feel free to deny this fact but I don't see the benefit in it.
>>33565984>Wait, you broke up with your fiancee? Or is this a previous relationship?It was my first real relationship. We were together for almost a year at that point. I dated a guy for a few months after that. Then we got back together in March of last year and have been together since.>>33565988Imagine your crush fucking your best friend, paying for her abortion with what little money you have, then seeing them get back together. Pure incel fuel. This video is a banger thohttps://youtu.be/drAczNLHtKg>>33566016>What's everyone's drink of choice when you have one?Alcoholic: margaritas and mojitosNon-alcoholic: Dr. Pepper
>>33566032i don't think you are, but you might be. i'd have to see more from you.>>33566035smooch! i hope you are her
>>33566046>why do you want to work here if you're highlighting your experience helping get donations for starving children?Do they really ask you that in low-level job interviews lmao?I would just give some bs that you like helping people and learning about different things etc. and this job looks interesting. My resume is a mix of all kinds of stuff
>>33566046Interviewers have told you that they think this, or you've just decided they do?
>>33566035male hands typed this post
>>33566041Not sure what you mean?>>33566042To be clear, this is only in a world where women aren't horrible.
>>33565926Malehttps://youtu.be/2LZj0Z7rWlg?si=6ui1AxzrDrMtATuD
>>33566054>got back together in March of last year and have been together sinceOh okay that's good, I was just worried something happened recently kek
>>33566066like stopping hating women
>>33566062hi are you my thread crush
>>33566007>Correcthot
>>33566053to get rejected that means you had to think there was a chance a relationship would have worked. if you find out that (1) is true and that it wouldn't have worked, of course this is bad news. it means your own estimation of how compatible you are with at least one other person was overoptimistic. it may even mean your estimation of how compatible you are with EVERY other person was overoptimistic. and that would be a VERY bad thing!
>>33566040>Just a Pepsihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdUBTE9JpgI&t=101s
>>33565656I actually hate men rn lol. Men are causing all the problems in my life rn. Women are fine they haven't given me a reason to hate them yet.
>>33566016Red Maeng Da or Red Bali Kratom.
>>33566054>Imagine your crush fucking your best friend, paying for her abortion with what little money you have, then seeing them get back together. Pure incel fuel.shit was ahead of its time fr>This video is a banger thothe vocals/lyrics are a little much for me but agreed
>>33566073When did this supposed "redemption arc" start? I'm not aware of it at all.
>>33566060Yes. >>33566061I've literally been given passive aggressive comments about how the job doesn't do anything related to my volunteer experience as a way of letting me know I didn't get the job. I was like, if I thought it did, would I have applied here?
>>33566010Cute mime, I hope it happens to her.Video Exchange: Please accept this scene from a movie about a hopeless man who loses the ability to tell the difference between real life and his dreams.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGZLdp1_FZk
>>33566074no you delusional fuck i'm a manget a grip
>>33566077I was hoping for Pepsiman.
>>33566087I don't think you are the one
>>33566016MSmokey single malt scotch
>>33565962you're wrong. now what
>>33566081what are your thoughts on opms shots
Hey fuckers. How are you all? Managed to take any vacations given that it's August and eurofags barely work the entire month?Is the catposter coed still here?
>>33566094I am the real one, but maybe a different one said something about that.
>>33566026hi
>>33566098I'm taking half weeks at the end of September and the middle of November, and then taking off most of December.
>>33566091lmfao thank you for keeping it real anon
>>33566097I don't like them. Shots are a terrible way to pace kratom, and they often consist of sketchy, extra strength extracts that will send people to the hospital. There are responsible ways to drink kratom and shots are not it.
>>33566092>PepsimanI loved this game on PSX...>>33566088I guess maybe tailor your resume a bit to jobs then but honestly that's odd that low-level jobs even give a shit lol. I have volunteer/nonprofit stuff on my resume they seldom bring it up. I guess you just have to practice blagging and being enthusiastic about transferable skills and what you can bring to this job blah blah
>>33565997I don’t even know how to feel, man. In concept, I want der Judenstaat, my idilic Altneuland, where we can be truly at home. But religion is on the rise and like you said, Zionism is now being tied with Judaism as a whole. Herzl was right, we should be able to both celebrate our history and appreciate the European admixture that makes us who we are. I’m not atheist, but I’m not religious. The best of us were secular. It’s very isolating to feel this way in the modern, polarizing society that wants me to either be orthodox or trans for Palestine. We really could just build the third temple in Brooklyn though, lol.
>>33566076>it means your own estimation of how compatible you are with at least one other person was overoptimistic.Yes. It was a mistake. A failure. And now you know. Do you know what that is called? LEARNING!Nobody knows what it is that they don't know until they encounter those unknown unknowns. Discovering a gap in one's own ability to perceive is an opportunity to improve as a person.>it may even mean your estimation of how compatible you are with EVERY other person was overoptimistic. and that would be a VERY bad thing!Well now, that's just catastrophizing.
>>33566098I'm an American, but I did a Eurotrip and fucked around on a lake. It was nice.
>>33566098I am taking off all my mondays, for the rest of the year, every other friday off, and the last 2 weeks of december.
>>33566109An issue I have is that when tailoring my resume I often miscalculate what fits and what doesn't. I'll try to make a customer service job sound more writing intensive depending on the role I'm applying to, for example, but I'll still get a "this isn't relevant, stop chasing waterfalls and stick to the rivers and the lakes that you're used to" type response.
>>33566066Got any other fetishes?
>>33566016alcoholic - gin n tonic, mojitos, espresso martinis, somaek, soju (anything that burns is fine)anything else is probs aloe vera juice or teas !>>33566026who ?
>>33566119Honestly if it's a customer service job bro I've never put more than the bare minimum effort into applying lol, it's mostly a numbers game and they might just make up bullshit reasons to reject you
>>33566098ive been on a sort of vacationhavent visited this site in about 6 weeksleaving now so im not temped to return turning around a moment of weaknessthis shithole hurts me anyway
Anons, when you did a classroom observation for your Elementary Education degree, did you note that all the male teachers had giant woodies in their pants and were pitching a tent while teaching them kids, whereas the female teachers had no visible signs of arousal at all? Why do you think this is?
>>33566109Same, good memories of playing it on, of all things, the Wii.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pqm84IboMCU
>>33566092You must deal with your mother accusing you of doing drugs when all you want is a Pepsi and you will like it!
>>33566056>>33566062>smooch! i hope you are her>male hands typed this postOops, I thought I was the moid in this situation.
>>33566127I'll miss you but it's probably for the best. Take care and good luck.
>>33566123Maybe. Why do you ask?
>>33566100hi mwah>>33566125you aren't the real myao
>>33566126NTA but customer service jobs are a black hole, where careers and dreams go to die. I've been working in that type of job for over half a decade and I want out.
>>33566145i am but it doesn't even matter cuz no one is gonna believe me ㅠㅠwhat makes u think im another fake tho ?
>>33566141You said you used to post on FetLife. You're hiding some freaky shit for sure.
>>33566132I've never met a teacher I worked with whom I suspected of being a predator, but if I did I would've said something. That being said, a male teacher having a boner randomly isn't condemning on its own. I know lots of times where I saw professionals or peers with boners and knew it didn't reflect their values or intent.
>>33566016Some sort of beer. I've never tried mixing drinks since I drink alone. What's an easy drink to make?
>>33566151myao
>>33566153You're not wrong. Doesn't really matter though, because I'll probably never get a chance to try most of it.
>>33566016F. Baileys if we're talking alcohol. Anything lemon otherwise.
>>33566016M, I like to drink women's pee and women's period blood
Hi myao! ^_^
>>33566135if you're gonna impersonate me at least don't capitalize your shit
>>33566158I DONT TUNKDSDERSTAND WHIO ARE YOU
>>33566098How are you doing anon? Done anything nice this summer? How's the weather up there jk. Yeah the kotposters are still about kek.M, no money for vacations as quit my prev job a while ago. Was gonna go on a camping trip with friends for a few days, glad I didn't because I've been sick as a dog this past week not able to keep any food down. Honestly just been a terrible summer of depression and rotting desu and my birthday was even worse>>33566146Good on you and I hope you succeed <3I just accepted my lot in life. I'm not cut out for anything more
>>33566151just pullin your leg chairman kissu
>>33566156>What's an easy drink to make?vodka redbull. all the ingredients are in the name, and it hits hard
moids, would this outfit be 100% successful on you?
>>33566164hi !!!!!what did u eat for dinner ?
>>33566156nta but there are several drinks that are just liquor + mixer. Vodka tonics, jack and coke, Jim and ginger ale, scotch and club soda
>>33566114yeah and finding out you have stage 3 cancer is a learning experience which gives you the opportunity to start chemo. but when that happens people don't think they need to lie to you and tell you it's actually a good thing. and that's fine. cancer patients are much more deserving of sympathy than incels. but that IS what's happening.
>>33566174Male poster.
>>33566174No. It screams mental illness, immaturity, and sluttiness.
>>33566156MUDSLIDE. Vodka, coffee liqueur, and Baileys in equal parts over ice. Make it with ice cream if you want a nice dessert.
>>33566175>what did u eat for dinner ?Steamed yellow rice and female pussy.
>>33566167>I just accepted my lot in life. I'm not cut out for anything moreI always feel it's important to remember that the world has always been made up of people just like this. Not everybody in ancient Rome was an emperor.
>>33566174fuck she makes me angry
>>33566174She is trying too hard. Would fuck
>>33566174With a body like that it doesn't really matter what shes wearing
>>33566166I literally explained it yesterday. Are you drunk?!
>>33565926https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vz0UNSYiDyADon't call me a theology nerd (even though I am)Catholics lost bigly on this one btw
>>33566104Most of december off should be universal. It's good that way, give people some time for family. Then you can take time by choice the rest of the year for oneself.>>33566118Super nice.>>33566116That's good. Did a bit of a eurotrip too myself. If you're already paying for the ticket over there, it makes sense to run around and enjoy being like 1 hour from every historic beautiful city and 900 year old medieval site
>>33566174She liked cardcaptor sakura and sanik so we'd probably get on anyways The outfit is cool I guess
>>33566156mojitos !! gin n tonics !!! u can mix alcohol with literally anything n call it a day lols>>33566171>kissumwah ! (?)
>>33566111I'm from Queens!I am not the biggest supporter of the Rambam but he did say Jews can reach closeness to God anywhere and we don't need to go to Israel.In some sense I wish Israel was like New York...A place that is truly secular and until recently had jews and arabs living pretty peacefully together. Israel in reality is a supremacist ethnostate which is kind of the problem :/The arabs are also angry at jews collectively which has a similar response and this builds both sides' fears of each other.I personally am not religious at all. I do love the stories in the TNK and our traditions but to me it's more of an embellished history of our people. I strongly oppose zionism and I think it is necessary to do this more to show we aren't a monolith. I do hate that most jews that agree with me are also trans or stuff like that lol.
>>33566175I made potstickers, steamed some rice, and some broccoli :)Hbu?
>>33566174Probably honestly
>>33566125God I wish we could drink cocktails and kiss
>>33566187Yeah exactly, people are still needed in these kind of jobs, no shame in it (:
>>33566161Might as well say it if it doesn't matter.
>>33566193love me some theology debates but jay dyer's a douche
>>33566174100%
>>33566174I was just in euroland so i'm not impressed. trashy ass stuff just reminds me of being back in America in a bad waywhy is modern feminist sexuality so focused on the asssomeone has to write their PHD thesis on that
>>33566173Now this is what I want>>33566177>JimWhat's a jim>>33566183Sounds risky
>>33566174Yes
>>33566174You can tell from this webm that she definitely doesn't eat pussy well.
>>33566174It's a little too "hot topic" core for me
>>33566211I'm guessing they mean Jim Beam, the whisky
>>33565926>GenderM>Link the last Youtube video you watched. And don't cheat!I watch this after the Judaism-Christianity discussion ITT. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUkhWBKCuXc
>>33566211Risky how? It's so good. Ancient picture btw.
>>33566185good for u anon>>33566192hey that's not nice !!! what is the point of jimmy ??>>33566200why are you eating stickerswhat are potstickers ?
>>33566207agreed, too bad Tim Gordon is retarded
>>33566218RIP, i actually cried when he died
>>33566197>She liked cardcaptor sakura and sanik so we'd probably get on anywaysShe doesn't care about them, she places the merch in the shot just to bait dumbass nerds like you.
>>33566204>>33566187That's great, but as someone who's worked in customer service I've realized from extensive volunteering and internships that have led nowhere that my talents are in communications and public affairs or analytical research in ways that customer service jobs don't make any real use of. I've also gotten quite a few job interviewers suggesting that something might have "gone wrong" in my career if I have a Master's degree followed by a long stint of customer service.
i want to kill and rape myao in that order
State genderDo you like where you live?
>>33566220>why are you eating stickersThat is why he's so skinny
>>33566220It's funny to randomly post under a stupid name at you and then not reply again for the rest of the day.
>>33566199>In some sense I wish Israel was like New York...A place that is truly secular and until recently had jews and arabs living pretty peacefully together. Israel in reality is a supremacist ethnostate which is kind of the problem :/This sounds like someone who's never been to Israel. It's one of the most diverse countries I've ever had the chance to spend time in, and the coastal cities like Tel Aviv and Haifa are very secular.
>>33566229MYeah, I live in a city between a bunch of bigger cities, and while mine is small there are a ton of restaurants and bars and even an arcade. There's some good nature trails nearby. Just a lot of life.
>>33566174NoI'm not into goth girls
i want to cuddle and reproduce with myaoall of our children will heightmog her
>>33566219Idk, mixing alcohol and dairy
>>33566174I like "sleeper builds.">>33566229>State genderM.>Do you like where you live?It's pretty boring, and corporate. But it's safe.
>>33566225>places the merch in the shot just to bait dumbass nerds like youThen her hot topic outfit wouldn't work on me, there would be no second date if she was a fake fan
>>33566229F, sure. I wish I was a bit closer to a city so it wasn't so overwhelmingly white, though.
>>33566220>what are potstickers ?Edible THC stickersActually>"Potstickers, or guotie in Mandarin, are a type of Chinese dumpling known for their unique texture—a crispy, pan-fried bottom and a soft, steamed top"These ones have pork in them I think, I bought em at costco lol
>>33566174I'm so dead inside idk what would even work on me
>>33566240Read this in Shadow's voice
>>33566226Well I hope you can find something that better suits your talents also anon
>>33566211>What's a jimJim Beam bourbon.
>>33566229MNo I fucking hate it here I'd rather be dead than live in my home town
>>33566209>why is modern feminist sexuality so focused on the assIt appeals to the black male gaze.
>>33566238Oh. I survive it, at least. I love cream liqueurs.
>>33566243>too whiteLmao why is that the problem?
>>33566199Well, today you helped me feel not so alone, thanks. Take care of yourself.
>>33566219lonely femcel photo
>>33566219This looks so good but i just know it would annihilate my stomach
>>33566203*smoooch*goodluck getting me drunk lmyao>>33566230ah i needa tell him to stop that>>33566227∑(; °Д°)vat
>>33566167I'm doing dubiously, given that I'm restless and alone. Hope you get a lot better soon. Speaking of that weather, I got sick as hell the moment I got to Europe, caught something. But the cold clean air going up to central europe made me feel better, especially the cool air at night. Poland was great too, it's still cold at night in August. Also, every other Polish girl looks like the hottest girl you've ever seen in the US. On the other hand that doesn't exactly help if you're lonely. You get to stare at all the beautiful girls you can't have.I watched Magazine Dreams on the plane back home. I wonder how black anons liked that movie. It was a little painful but fun on some level, since you get to think about how many millions of normies have had to watch Jonathan Majors be a broken freak like us for 2 hours. They can't just close their eyes and imagine we don't exist, for 2 hours they have to see one of us try to live. But yeah, I guess we're all trying to survive in normies' new world. Half the time it seems even they're struggling now to live in their own world.
>>33566174I went out with a gothic hapa chick in fishnets once. She was too autistic for me and almost walked into traffic. So no, outfits won't guarantee success.
>>33566205Well, the one thing I have had a chance to try with a partner was cbt/ballbusting. She didn't go very intense at all, just enough to try it out a little bit, but it was interesting and kinda fun.
>>33566265>She was too autistic for meWeak
>>33566229MAs someone who lives in an impoverished ward in the UK, I have to admit that I do still enjoy living here kek. It's a shithole but it's home innit
>>33563394Byoma liptide lip oil
>>33566263>*smoooch*Wow I didn't know you'd use so much tongue>goodluck getting me drunk lmyaoI have more alcohol at home than you can drink.
>>33566257I grew up with like one other dark skinned person in my whole school. I think I would've benefited from being exposed to more cultures earlier in my life. Also maybe I wouldn't be so obsessed with whites.>>33566260I'll accept the lonely label, at least.>>33566262It doesn't hurt my stomach, personally. If that's too much for you, I would suggest Baileys and butterscotch liqueur. Buttery Nipples are great.
>>33566229FNo
>>33566234I have never been to Israel and don't plan to.Diverse doesn't mean the whole country isn't based around jewish supremacy. It's in the law to preserve the "jewish character" of the state.The reality is, if the country was secular, it would no longer be jewish because the arabs would outnumber them. I don't know if you're lying or just oblivious when you visited. I have a lot of friends that went on birthright and told me the propaganda is very brazen. Maybe you feel for it as many do.
>>33566246LMAO>>33566264Glad you enjoyed Poland and quickly felt better! Yeah Polish girls are hot lol.Clown world right. I've never seen that movie, looks interesting
>>33566229M and yeah, every time I go abroad to the third world place my family came from, I think "damn, it's good to be an American" when I get back.There's a reason people come here for a better life.Even though I won't have a "better life", I still am happy that if there's ever a world war, I won't regret signing up to fight for this place, or this flag, not for a second. There's a good sense of certainty that this is the best we could do.
>>33566268I dunno man if you go to an art walk with a girl and all she can talk about is how the art we're looking is so much better than hers and how it's crushing her nigh-non-existent self esteem, you'd be turned off too
How do you know when you’re actually falling in love?
>>33566231.·°՞(¯□¯)՞°·.u could've chosen some other name are people named jimmy even real>>33566244>Edible THC stickersyum !!ohhhhh so they're dumplings !!! ah i want pan fried dumplings with basedsauce mixed with vinegar
>>33566286When you're nervous but excited about seeing them again.
>>33566285Maybe you should have been more supportive of her you narcissist
>>33566288jimmy savile
>>33566290Every time I (or anyone else for that matter) complimented her art, she'd get into shouting matches over how it's actually bad
>>33566286M or F? If M you can kinda tell it's serious if you're daydreaming about serious shit with the girl, and thinking about telling your family about her, how it would be being married to her, thinking of her future when you make decisions, you know that kind of thing. If you're not thinking about that shit, and you don't think about her when she's not in the room, you know it's not love
>>33566289>nervous but excited about seeing them againThis happens with everyone I get a second date with though
>>33566290actually sweetie her lack of confidence in her own work is nowhere near my problem
>>33566286The only thing I wanna fall in anymore is a bottomless pit to hell to escape my own mind.
State genderAre you scared of needles?
>>33566267>cbt/ballbustingLmfao Ihatewomen is more than I thought
>>33566237>i want to cuddleokkki>all of our childrenu must be rich !! how many kids are u planning for ?>>33563394nyx butter gloss in sugar glass
>>33566300MOnly the improper handling of them
>>33566295And what if I’m a woman
>>33566301*more based Whoops
>>33566298>actually sweetie her lack of confidence in her own work is nowhere near my problemWhy do women always expect us to do their emotional labor for them?
>>33566300MNo
>>33566300M. Yeah, fuck needles. I bet the FBI agent reading this is writing that in my file. They'll torture me with needles if they have to get any information. But hey, don't let anyone say I'm not honest.The girl I liked lately, she was terrified of needles too. One of the only times I ever heard her admit she has emotions. God I miss her.
>>33566300No.
>>33566299You're real for that Johnny Bravo>>33566300M, no
>>33566300Stick the needles in my skin and let me bleed out so the illness goes away
>>33566280>I don't plan on learning what I'm talking about before I speak
>>33566305flip a coin and tomorrow change your mind
>>33566300FNo
>>33566288>ohhhhh so they're dumplings !!!Essentially yeah>ah i want pan fried dumplings with basedsauce mixed with vinegarI am an excellent chef, I can make this for you but we have to watch a movie and cuddle afterwards... it's tradition
Is it absolutely ridiculous to be seriously discussing marriage with someone after only knowing eachother for two months?
Finally going back to sleep, wish me luck for productivity tomorrow anons...
>>33566277>I grew up with like one other dark skinned person in my whole school. I think I would've benefited from being exposed to more cultures earlier in my life. Also maybe I wouldn't be so obsessed with whites.JH-coded post
>>33566319yes
>>33566301Why is that based?
>>33566319Seems pretty rushed
>>33566277Are you the one who said you love white boys?
>>33566321White-coded response.
>>33566319>seriously discussing marriageyes, but you can think about it after 2 months in your daydreams. I think that's acceptable
>>33566272>I have more alcohol at home than you can drink.try me !>>33566292what a rollercoaster searching this guy up was lols
>>33566319No
>>33566329fr fr
>>33566319I mean, if you find someone you really click with, you should be thinking about it. You don't want to lose someone special to you, gotta want to lock them down, right?If you're both brave enough to say that out loud after 2 months, then either you're a great couple and should get married, or you both have BPD
>>33566319In a "do you want to be married someday/what are your goals in life" kind of way, not at all weird. If you're already talking about wanting to marry each other though, that's a bit fast.
>>33566327I like all sorts of guys, but I do have a thing for white guys in particular, yeh.
>>33566327NTA, I can't think of any femanon who doesn't like white boys.
Men are you baptized
>>33566331>what a rollercoaster searching this guy up was lolsYh he's real fucked
ahhhh i'm so cozy in my new pajamas but i think i want a milkshake>>33566320*luck*
>>33566304>>33566308>>33566310>>33566311>>33566313>>33566316Aw dude, how?
>>33566331>try me !I have like 70 full bottles of nice whiskey, I'd love to drink them with you until we're a drunk cuddling mess.
>>33566327She was the one who posted about wanting a white stick bf to ride. Not sure who the other one was.
>>33566339Yes, on a presbiterian church
>>33566339Yeah of course. I actually go to a Baptist church now but I think 1 baptism is more than enough for a lifetime.
>>33566339Probably not in a way that you would consider real. Why?
>>33566338NTA I’m a femanon who does not like white boys
>>33566339Nope
>>33566344>I have like 70 full bottles of nice whiskeyKek, relatable. Nobody to drink with so it all kinda just sits around and accumulates
>>33566339Yes in the Roman Catholic church
>>33566352Real? What do you like?
Whats the difference between baptism and christening
>>33566352found the only white femanon
>>33566354Haha yeah
>>33566339No.
>>33566300yesim glad modern medicine n vaccines exist but it still feels weird injecting things into my body>>33566318>I can make this for youYAYAYY what kind of movie ? n don't get startled by how cold my hands are (ᵕ ´ ∇ ˋ ˶)
>>33566356Hispanics mostly ig.>>33566359I’m mixed
>>33566339certainly lawd https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXD4V4t5MPE
>>33566327No that was me
>>33566267This was with one of your two encounters? How did you convince them to do that to you?
>>33566339I'm the only one in my family that isn't baptized
>>33566357Desert doomsday cult in-fighting
>>33566339No but my family is Christian>>33566357Catholic vs Christian
>>33566371I paid her.
>>33566343You just gotta stay relaxed
>>33566229I live in a quiet armpit between two tourist traps. Returning home is so peaceful.
>>33566334>then either you're a great couple and should get married, or you both have BPDI think it might be both
>>33566286When they don't want to crush your dreams.
>>33566362>im glad modern medicine n vaccines exist but it still feels weird injecting things into my bodywhy can't you be next to me rn...>what kind of movie ?Probably a horror movie or maybe something a little more romantic that isn't cheesy, like Only Lovers Left Alive>don't get startled by how cold my hands are (ᵕ ´ ∇ ˋ ˶)Every woman I've ever been with has told me I have cold hands lol so you're in good company. I'm sure we'll be nice n warm together tho :)
>>33566174Yeah
>>33566174I’m too picky about faces. Her body is gorgeous but I don’t like her face and it ruins everything for me
>>33566378Fuck off.>>33566371I don't know if I want to tell the full story, but basically we knew each other a little bit before we hooked up and the whole reason she ended up hooking up with me at all was because we had a discussion about kink that intrigued her. She also worked in a sex shop, so it's not like I really had to convince her.
>>33566341:c>>33566342silver wolf kigu anon ?>>33566344sighhhhhhh that would be nice rnmight get sleepy if i drink too much (っ,,- ‸ - ,,ς)
>>33566309>>33566362Yes like I don't know what's so unnerving about it, but maybe it's all the poking something really sharp into a vein. It doesn't hurt but it's still quite stressful for some reason.
>>33566178Being diagnosed is learning. And being diagnosed is far better than living in ignorance.More to the point, two people being incompatible is unfortunate.Two people not getting into a relationship because one or both realized that they were incompatible is not a bad thing.
>>33566300No. My body just hates them.
>>33566395>sighhhhhhh that would be nice rnYeah it would be really nice to be with you rn>might get sleepy if i drink too much (っ,,- ‸ - ,,ς)That would be cute I'd kiss your sleepy little face and hold you tight.
>>33566339yes
>>33566397It's probably common because back in the day, deep punctures were a good way to die. Surface infections can be treated with primitive medicine like scraping and poultices. Deep infections, you will 100% die without antibiotics.Our ancestors did tattoo themselves/each other, though.But the fear of those needles probably helped keep someone of them infection-free and alive.
>>33566300Never getting shots but giving blood used to terrify me. Now I've been through enough actual shit that there's just residual uncomfortableness. I'd rather not look at it.I don't really experience much fear anymore.
>>33566389>why can't you be next to me rn...ㅠㅠyes a horror movie would be great !! have to be careful with romance ones cuz i cringe really easily v.v>Every woman I've ever been with has told me I have cold hands lol so you're in good company... you know other women ? jkjk but that's interesting ! most guys ive met r usually really hot temperature wise compared to the girls
Ok I need to be real about the simp stuff I don't actually take it seriously but a few of you anons are just pathetic and need to touch base with reality. Maybe it's time to take the dick out of your ass.
>>33566354>Nobody to drink with so it all kinda just sits around and accumulateswhy not just drink it all yourself? solo drinking is fun as fuck you get to vibe tf out without anyone disturbing you
>>33566415Nta but the other one and I just drink slowly, I'll have maybe one pour a week.
>>33566414Yeah there's a reason all I can say is "Jesus Christ" to a lot of this shit
>>33566414What are you talking about
Should I donate blood if I'm O negative or can I hoard it
I did so good today please love me for it
>>33566421"omg my princess i know barely anything about i love you so much i wish we were cuddling rn"
>>33566422The thought of donating blood sounds scary to me, you can hoard it.
>>33566425What if they put my blood in someone evil and then I have to be a part of them forever
>>33566423I hate you 3000
>>33566395>silver wolf kigu anon ?omg my myao i love you so much i wish we were cuddling rn
>>33566428I LOVE YOU!!!!!!
State GenderIf you go on a date with 15 people of the opposite sex over the span of 3 years, and none of them result in a relationship or even a second date, is the problem with you, or the opposite sex?
>>33566397for me it just doesn't rlly click in my mind like it seems to for other people, like y would i purposely harm (puncturing skin n going through flesh counts as harm in my head) myself to inject a liquid into my body ? especially through my arm of all places ? (ik this sounds stupid but shush)id rather struggle with swallowing pills but it keeps me alive so wtv>>33566422lucky i wish i was blood o neg ( ;´ - `;)
What the fuck?
>>33566405*squeeeeeeeeeeeeeze*>>33566423im proud of u anon !!!!!!>>33566429lmyaoo was i right
>>33566431Probably (You)
>>33566413>have to be careful with romance ones cuz i cringe really easily v.vSame lol, but this one isn't romantic cheesy. It's pretty much a story about 2 old ass vampires living in the modern day. It's a long movie and I thought it was interesting but it primarily serves as background noise in this scenario :)>you know other women ?I hope it doesn't make you too jealous...
>>33566415I don't really have much of a tolerance unless other people are around (weird but true, I can drink way way more with other people around). So I end up taking a month to go through a bottle of whiskey. And since sometime during that month I end up getting curious and wanting to taste something new... the bottles just add up
>>33566436What's wrong?
>>33566431depends which opposite sex we're talking about
>>33566431FI would definitely jump to the conclusion that it's me.
>>33566424Those people are nutso but I figure, let them have their fun.
>>33566439>*squeeeeeeeeeeeeeze*You're such a little cutie pie, I'd kiss you all night.
>>33566445>>33566439Jesus Christ
>>33566431MIf this happened to me I'd think it was my fault.
>>33566448>depends which opposite sex we're talking aboutThis! Because women castigate men.
>>33566432>swallowing pillsOh dear. Not like that I've ever needed to swallow large ones.
>>33566439you was right :D
>>33565926>Link the last Youtube video you watched. And don't cheat!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prxaeKUjg7E
>>33566458>castigateI really need to read more. I had to google what this word means
>>33566455Whenever I think of saying that, him saying "You called?" keeps coming to mind.
>>33566431MaleDepends on the kind of women I went on dates with.
>>33566431M. you could definitely date 15 girls off of dating apps and find zero that are wife materialand the modern world ain't no good place for relationshipsback in the day you could say the problem is definitely you, but things are bad out there now
My dna test has 1% North African, do I get to say the n word?
I fucking hate all of (You) faggots stop being cringe 12 year olds.
>>33566447Stop accusing me of things when I haven't even done anything wrong
>>33566474Good evening saar!
>>33566474Fake myao?
>>33566431mthe problem is with you
>>33566474we're old, man12 year olds are using discord and getting addicted to gacha and shit
>>33566455LhA outed himself as a menace when you offered your friendship and he turned you down.He is only a predator after his prey.
Is a relationship worth it?
>>33566477real myao (ꈍᴗꈍ)
>>33566487with the right person yeswhen the cost of the relationship outweighs the benefits, people break up
>>33566487Yes.
>>33566339No, I was raised atheist
>>33566487Not for men.
>>33566472Yes brother
>>33566487Depends on the person. Usually they are not.
>>33566445ahhhhhhhh i see what u did there !!!>I hope it doesn't make you too jealous...ur good lols>>33566459ugh i hate pills sm i wish people made them taste better so i can chew them more easily>>33566460yayy !!!>>33566474fake myao stop fucking cursing
>>33566487no. women grate men.
>>33566363>I’m mixedAre you latinx?
>>33566497>ugh i hate pills sm i wish people made them taste better so i can chew them more easilywtf are you actually 12?
>>33566487Yeah obviously. Even if female. What are you planning to do, spend your whole life taking solo vacations and pretending you're happy?
>>33566339>Men are you baptizedNo, sadly. But I'm about to start going to church for the first time since my childhood.
>>33566497pwease stop pretending to be me(﹏)
>>33566477yes ty for noticing>>33566501no i just suck at swallowing pills ㅠㅠ
>>33566499I’m 1/4 Puerto Rican. So technically yeah
>>33566508myao, i'm gonna need you to get better at swallowing...
>>33566508How do you suck at swallowing pills just do it and drink water
>>33566509Mm, tu eres torta?
>>33566494I'm gay though
>>33566508Spitting is quitting just swallow
>>33566487Would be if men valued relationships as investments instead of being retarded and abusing women for domestic and emotional labor. So no.
>>33566510HOW DO I SWALLOW SOMETHING THATS COMPELTELY SOLID>>33566512i can do it it jus takes a couple tries n mental prep </3>>33566516pfft
>>33566514No. You’re projecting.
What percentage of attractive women (say, 8+ if you want to group it like that) do you think does some kind of OF like content as a side gig?
>>33566497>ahhhhhhhh i see what u did there !!!hehe >:)but in all honesty we'd probably watch videodrome, deep red, or late night with the devil. Those are some of my favorites :)
>>33566522>HOW DO I SWALLOW SOMETHING THATS COMPELTELY SOLID Water
>>33566522You didn't respond to me
>>33566526Like 2%. Most of them take advantage of it in other ways, though. Kinda helps with networking.
>>33566526>What percentage of attractive women (say, 8+ if you want to group it like that) do you think does some kind of OF like content as a side gig?Maybe 10-20%
>>33566522>i can do it it jus takes a couple tries n mental prep </3I dont understand how it can be that difficult. Maybe because I have too much experience with pills...
>>33566526100%. women titillate men.
>>33566527(im gonna be flinching n covering my ears for half the movie)yayy !!!>>33566529well yaaaa but it throws me off when it taps the back of my throat>>33566530oh sorry !!! which one did i miss ?>>33566538idk the pills i take r like half my finger so maybe they're too big
If I find a man who wants to pay for shit, texts me constantly, has similar interests, and says a lot of very sweet things, should I just say fuck it all and snatch him up?
>>33566522>HOW DO I SWALLOW SOMETHING THATS COMPELTELY SOLIDWhen I was 8, my mom sat me down with a bag of m&ms and a glass of water and made me practice swallowing them whole.
>>33566545Yes
I'm starting to hate myao NGL at first it was cute but it's gotten so bad that it hurts to watch
>>33566545Yeah i mean, that sounds good, what's wrong?
>>33566546i would've cried ngl
>>33566545What does the man get out of the relationship?
>>33566545Yes.
>>33566545Yh if you like him.
Maybe your hatred for the opposite sex is the cause of why the opposite sex doesn't want to date you and not the other way around
>>33566545What do you intend to use him for?
>>33566545Man, you must really hate this guy.
>>33566551It’s long distance >>33566553Me :D
>>33566545Go to bed, JH.
>>33566559That came after I tried dating them for years, though.
>>33566550>I'm starting to hate myao NGL at first it was cute but it's gotten so bad that it hurts to watchI just want to see her take a bbc
>>33566488lord im not doing this shit again>>33566550switchup is crazygoodnight everyone
>>33566562Love?>>33566563I don’t>>33566565Not JH
>>33566545He'd be more than likely just using you for sex.
>>33566566>That came after I tried and failed dating them for years, though.
>>33566559>>33566566Mhm.
>>33566569Women can't love men, though.
>>33566564>It’s long distanceMActually, the best date I had this year was with a girl who lived out of town and commuted to uni. Texting kinda fizzled out because of the distance though. I didn't exactly ask her to come out and see me again though after her graduation. Should I try again? Because I think you should if you think it'll go somewhere and you can find a way to meet up semiregularly
>>33566559This was probably a throwaway comment, but I'd guess that's pretty rare now. Old guys 150 years ago learned to act superior to women because of a society that let them treat women like trash.Nowadays it is 2025, little boys don't start hating women at 5 years old, that's just ridiculous. They learn that they're "not tall enough", "not cool enough", "losers," "weirdos", etc the hard way, life is different now. They'd love to be equal to women, just as valuable. But that's probably not possible. Humanity can't find any equality, just a system where somebody is powerful and somebody else is powerless.Animal farm, so to speak.
>>33566543>(im gonna be flinching n covering my ears for half the movie)I've been in this position before...I'll fill you in on the parts you've missed lol
>>33566570>It’s long distance>He'd be more than likely just using you for sex.
>>33566570That’s an absurd amount of effort to put in just to get laid
>>33566573Fucking disgusting, don't agree with me or reply to me ever again.
>>33566568I did warn you I was mentally fucked so not my problem.
>>33566543>>33566453>>*squeeeeeeeeeeeeeze*>You're such a little cutie pie, I'd kiss you all night
Hey graphanon.Do you want another graph?
>>33566574They can't love (You) because you're a failed male beta
>>33566568Goodnight myao!
Women would you date a guy who struggles with really bad anxiety or should I try and fix myself before I try and meet someone?
>>33563578Very tedious, taking calls
>>33566575You should try again. I mean in my case he lives halfway across the country and I’m flying out for a week in a few months.
>>33566589>Women would you date a guy who struggles with really bad anxiety or should I try and fix myself before I try and meet someone?Fix it vulnerability is the #1 ick for women
>>33566586She's not gonna fuck you bro just stop
>>33566589M but from experience, there are very few things women look down on more than anxiety. Dating will work a lot better when you make progress fixing it/hiding it
>>33566594The first ENTJ post I agree with
>>33563680Prostitutes
>>33566583>>33566584>>33566586>>33566595Hey friends.
>>33566580I will hollow out every bone in your body, replace with endo skeleton and not give your brain any control over anything while I make you do what I want.
>>33566603I've got a titanium rod through one femur already, but I'd break you in half if you tried this shit.
>>33566603in his defense you did say monogamy is a fake system earlier itt
>>33566584>wants to see myao take bbc>calls someone else a failed beta maleBro this is why I cant take you seriously
What do you think it feels like to be lobotomized? Not like the 'ow, my eye' part, but the brain stuff.
>>33566589I would as long as he’s actually putting in the effort to try and move past his anxiety eventually instead of wallowing in self pity
>>33566609I hope peaceful.
>>33566607LOL seethe more pajeet I'm half black
>>33566567>I just want to see her take a bbcI hope he means mine
>>33566609Hazy and foggy
ready for my cuddles with myao !! >.< :D
>>33566614>I'm half black
>>33566614I don't believe that for a second
>>33566605Thanks for letting me know exactly how to dismantle you, noob. Bring it.
>>33566609Probably feels fucking amazing. Being a normie seems awesome.
>>33566614>claims my MBTI test result>now claims my raceoh fuck no you don't
>>33566624It would be hilarious to watch you try, but I don't think you'd enjoy it very much.
>>33566619Ofc it's the furry
>>33566623>>33566627Saar do not redeem the ancestry saar!Im 100% indo aryan atlantean hyperborean you dalit
>>33566627Did he really just do that?
>>33566609Thinking about it probably worse than what it actually feels like. Like how the dead cant feel sad for themselves is everyone who feels it.
Listening to people like Sarah Paine and Robert Kaplan be interviewed by foreigners is shocking. They really don't get how much strain American society has been under by leading the world or how bad things were getting up until now.
>>33566614erm what's the other half?
>>33565599Youll be sniffing all over my musky balls when youre ovulating.
>>33566592>last text was in May with a week between each other's messagesMan, it really did peter out... if I text her today, maybe I'll hear back by Sunday though. I beat around the bush a little too much, I think. I could just straight up tell her I want to see her again.
>>33566644something with gecko sized wrists, apparently.
>>33566629It'll be funny to peg goliath onto a pike.The bigger they are the harder they fall.
MenDo you go easy on people less skilled in games than you?WomenDo you WANT men to take it easy on you?
>>33566605>>33566629You'd leave a huge puddle of prostate plasma all over the floor
>>33566655>Do you go easy on people less skilled in games than you?Sometimes.
>>33566605>I've got a titanium rod through one femur alreadyHowd that happen?
Girlies You see a red door. Do you want to paint it black?
>>33566635It's so funny to me when Indians try to claim they're Aryan when they're just the mutts of the Aryans. Their identity is founded on being conquered by white people and being given a language and religion that isn't theirs.
>>33566655Do you go easy on people less skilled in games than you?No, the only game I may be just a little bit skilled at is chess and I will not hesitate to crush you if I can.
>>33566655>Men>Do you go easy on people less skilled in games than you?I like toying with women before defeating them.
>>33566597>Dating will work a lot better when you make progress fixing it/hiding itHonestly, I think I already knew this and inside I was just hoping for an answer that will make me feel better.>>33566610Yh I get that. I've been trying but man it's hard. I'm just stuck in this rut and I'm really struggling to get out.
>>33566641it's been pretty remarkable to see how many euro countries still seem to think they can shame us into keeping the things the way they are even this year. i'm reminded of delusional aristocracies right before the fall but we'll see how it pans out.
>>33566656What flavor of gay and retarded are you?>>33566660Car accident. Broke my femur.>>33566652Enjoy your impotent virtual larping, I guess.
>>33566666QUINTS
>>33566648I say take the chance.it could go well.
>>33566655MYes I kick their ass but I also give them pointers on how to improve so they can be better.
>>33566669>Car accident. Broke my femur.Woman driver?
>>33566655MIt depends on how much they're chatting shit.
>>33566674No. Fell asleep behind the wheel.
>>33566669>Car accident. Broke my femur.Pajeet cant even turn signal right
>>33566655Can we filter men from video games yet like they did with uber?
>>33566646I'm sad that this turned me on a little
>>33566676>No. Fell asleep behind the wheel.Too much desi daru
>>33566666> I've been trying but man it's hard. It is a really hard thing to do but you actually trying is a good first step, and already doing more that a lot of other in your same situation would do
>>33566679JH go to sleep
>>33566655>Do you go easy on people less skilled in games than you?Nope. That's just insulting.
Women, can I judge this girl for having a tattoo between her tits?
>>33566678>I can finally no longer be forced to have to hear women or play with women in my multi-player games
>>33566666Nice digits. But yeah, you don't have much of a choice. And I know how it is. I spent a lot of time doing that here and elsewhere, hoping for different answers to these kinds of questions. But the truth is, women have plenty of options, and they don't have to accept things they don't like. Nowadays you have to try your best to be superman, the best you can do. The closest you can get.
>>33566684How can you people not detect JH? She always uses proper punctuation.
Is it bad that I kind of like when a guy gets a little jealous over me?
>>33566694It's not particularly healthy for either of you.
>>33566694Why is that bad? If he's never jealous or possessive at all, he's either got a cuckolding fetish or just doesn't care about you emotionally at all
>>33566668It's not even just that. Educated, "elite" Americans have completely and utterly failed, but seem to be in complete denial about it, let alone anywhere close to understanding some of the hows and whys. Europeans fundamentally know far, far, far less about this country, its history, and its place in the world over the years and say some moronic things as a result.
>>33566694Is bad if you make him jealous on purpose or intentionally out yourself in situations to make him jealous. Toxic as fuck.
>>33566689How about you be a man and just judge her immediately like I do, pussy?Tattoos are for criminals, hookers, and conformists.
>>33566641Got any links? Sounds interesting.
>>33566679My job here is done
>self hating mindbroken pajeet incel now larping as me Oh this is too good I’m so uploading this lmao
>>33566704I didn’t say I was doing all that
>>33566694A tiny bit. I dont like playing games. You're forcing me to assert that I own you
sarrrrrrr the vindaloo was too spicy for me I passed out behind the vheel!
I am seeking the validation of anons on atogaHow did I do?
>>33566713>You're forcing me to assert that I own youThat's exactly what we want.
>>335667160/10 you're supposed to start the post by pretending to be female
>>33566710Then it is not bad.
>>33566716I dont remember giving you my validation, you little shit. What, you think you deserve it?
>>33566715Lmao
>>33566717That's not what women told us for the last decade. I have no intention of going to prison.
>>33566709even his crash outs expose him as an ESL also welcome back entj
>>33566717>That's exactly what we want.Wait! What?
>>33566717Damn women and their games...
>>33566662No, am not an emo
How do I get my boyfriend to stop spamming me with foot fetish memes and jokes?
>>33566693This is why she can so easily go undercover you idiot
>>33566732Let him rub his penis between your toes.
>>33566724>bro got filtered
>>33566732Why would you want him to stop
>>33566732Sit on his face to give him a new fetish to sperg about
This fit girl has smiled to me at gym again.Last time she said hi to me as we were going past eachother in doorway
>>33566683Thanks :)>>33566692Yh I've tried to find alternate paths or solutions but it always comes back to me needing to fix it and change. I just wish there was an easy solution so I could finally go back to enjoy life.
>>33566740Because I’m starting to think he actually has a foot fetish
>>33566738Thats a terrible filter to use. You're filtering out the good guys for guys who dont care about consent
>>33566732Have you tried... talking about it?
>>33566746No shit dumbass
>>33566721b-because im lonely and want to know th-that everything will be ok?!
>>33566732Spam him with your fetishes and antifootfag stuff.
>>33566679My sweaty ballsack is a perfect stress toy
>>33566746You have to make fun of something
>>33566748You sound cute
>>33566748>the good guysWhat we don't need rn is even more people that have no balls. Look how that turned out.
>>33566655MNo, I typically go all out and then feel bad later. I try to pick games nobody has an advantage in if I'm playing with friends.
I dont get how women get so upset over feet fetish, is like the most harmless fetish there is.
>>33566746Have you tried having a conversation about it?"Babe, are you into feet?"Just like that
>>33566748NTAThey do this shit knowingly and then blame men when the inevitable happens.>>33566753Fuck off.
>>33566748>You're filtering out the good guys for guys who dont care about consentnigga...i mean COME ON you can't possibly be this autistic. your supposed to balance between treating them like shit and like a princess. duhhh
>>33566750She just wants everyone to know that she has a bf, he thinks she has cute feet and that she is not like other girls because she is so innocent and clueless teeheee.
How do you get your boyfriend to not have a foot fetish?
>>33566732Text him, "This is why I cheat on you," put your phone on silent, then walk away.
>>33566748NewsflashWomen actually dont want good guys who tolerate boundaries and put in effortThey want a hot jerk who they have to chase for the change of pace
>>33566764>Fuck off.oh......
>>33566761It's just gross. Like people that unironically eat pickled herring.
>>33566761i like stirrups and wouldn't mind wearing them for a moid but bare feet is gross
>>33566769Have ugly feet.
I dont have a foot fetish but if a girl was wearing long socks or fishnets and rubbed my crotch with her foot she would get dicked down 15 seconds later like im rabid animal
>>33566762No I already no how that would go. He’d say yes regardless of whether or not it’s true
>>33566769Sit on his face
MenWould you date a woman that always wheezes when breathing through her nose due to a deviated septum from having her nose broken by a guy she wasn't involved with?
>>33566777Nobody wanted to know that.
>>33566757Shut up >>33566758Yeah... because you cut them off. You metoo'd to close to the sun and now you made the men scared to talk to you. You cant be this naive>>33566767I literally am autistic. I don't fucking play games dude.
>>33566780I'd want to know what she did to deserve it first
>>33566780Where is he now? What was their relationship?
>>33566780Yh. I don't see why I wouldn't
>>33566785>because you cut them offNothing is ever your fault bitch boy, isn't it? Why did you let them? Because you do whatever gets you better chances to get pussy? How commendable.
https://streamable.com/10flc7I fucking love this hero!!!!And im not even gay!!!Femanons do you play vidya?Anons do you play vidya?If yes, what kind of vidya?
>>33566793Please tone down whatever substances you are using.
>>33566785>Shut upWhat the hell, that was so uncalled for. I'm gonna cry now..
>>33566761Rubbing your fetish onto your partner without their consent is rude. I'm sure most regular vanilla guys would dump a girl instantaneously if she sent them a meme about a fetish they would never like.[Had to word that carefully, since most of you guys jerk off to anything]
I dont have a foot fetish but I like to think that the whole body of a woman is fair target to land kisses and that includes feet. I would preferably do it after a shower though.
>>33566761Footfags and armpit fags are super aggressive and pushy about their kinks
I don't have a foot fetish but I think stockings and socks are sexy, and I'd love to get a footjob from a woman who is wearing them.
>>33566764>crashes into tree
>>33566786Why is the immediate assumption that she deserved it or even did anything to warrant it?>>33566787There was no involvement. She barely knew the guy.
>>33566792>any guy that fucks up gets accused and his entire life ruined>end up surprised men dont want to engage with women anymoreI'm 1000% right about this. It literally is not my fault, its yours
>>33566773Would you like a hug, femanon?
>>33566780We would both make nose noises together, except my nose suddenly became more difficult a year ago and I don't know why.
>>33566793I just got done playing Dead By Daylight and I did pretty well.>>33566801I never thought about it but you're right. They always bring that shit up and get super defensive about it.>>33566802If you want footjobs, you are a footfag.
>>33566805Finally you are staring to understand.
>>33566772God I fucking hate womenThis shit isn't fucking fun
>>33566804I dont have any problem with the wheezing, but I want him to be in prison.
>>33566793>.>
What's the difference between an exhibitionist who won't stop informing you that feet and armpits are making him horny, and an exhibitionist who won't stop informing you that monster girls are making him horny?
>>33566797You meant it demeaningly, how else was I supposed to react
>>33566810It must suck being you.
>>33566780Sure. Sorry that happened.>>33566810NTA. It is for them. Jerks make girls cum.
>>33566798If she said she liked interracial, scat, and bunch of other weird shit, yeah i would dump her.But dude admitting he likes womans feet is about same level of weirdness as woman admitting she gets hot for thick strong hands and forearmsOne just wants to have them on his dick, another wants to have them on her throat
Women, would you date a 5'2 guy with a recessed jaw and norwood 5 hairline if he was extremely confident and funny?
>>33566815Trick question. None, they both lie about the size of their penis.
>>33566816I was being sincere...
>>33566815I filter out the latter
>>33566822>But dude admitting he likes womans feet is about same level of weirdness as woman admitting she gets hot for thick strong hands and forearmsIt's not. Feet are disgusting.
>>33566806I'm a guy.
>>33566824No, lol.
>>33566817It does. I dont even know why I'm still alive, I'm just around to be around
Can ass be fetish too?BecUse yes im feral for nice round juicy buttSmall ones or big ones.
>>33566822I don't think forearms and hands are prone to fungal infections like feet are
>>33566831Oh, don't you want femanon's attention then?
>>33566827It didnt seem that way.
>>33566835Such is the fate of the ball-less.
>>33566830YeahYours are.>>33566838They can be actually lol
>>33566836I don't think so. Evolution programmed us to like butts
>women patiently listening to what men want so they can kneejerk respond and label it bad, and then shame men for wanting it.>women, to women: what do you like>men: "I like soup">women, vagueposting to other women: "ugh, I need a man that dislikes soup."I seem schizo but you'll see it everywhere now I've pointed it out.
Whats worse Being completely invisible to women and never having any shade of hopeOrWomen flirting with you and chatting you up but you are terminally autistic and can never ever capitalize on it
>>33566845I am not ball less, i am just practical
Why do I keep matching with uggo readheads
>>33566847evolution programmed me to like cartoon characters
State sexWhat's your favorite dish from ENTJ's subcontinent?
>>33566847Why did evolution fail me? I'm not a fan of poop factories.
>>33566848Nobody asked.
>>33566848Oh it gets deeper than thatMan1: i like soupWoman1: soup is so fucking cringe kill yourself freakMan2(handsome): i think soup is okayWoman1: would you like me to make some soup :3
>>33566855Do you jerk to cave art?>>33566857What about boobs?
>>33566849the second is way better. you can cope and convince yourself that you've got a chance and use that to keep going.
>>33566822Women like large hands and forearms because they can, besides choke them, offer a sense of strength, security, and reliability, which is what women actually desire.When men like feet, however, it is purely degenerate sexual depravity.
>>33566859Ok, and?
>>33566866>>33566858foid hands
>>33566853I bet her head game is greatAverage looks girls like that do crazy shit to impress a guy
>>33566848This post is of topic
>>33566860Nothing wrong with milk factories, and they're on the side of the body that has the most important part, the face.
>>33566856MI have never had any of it and their hygiene standards ensure that will NEVER change unless I know for a fact it was made by somebody completely disconnected from their culture.
>>33566860no, because cave art evolved into hentai
>>33566868Femboy hands
>>33566864You wouldnt get it.
>>33566848this deletes like 99% of female memes
>>33566856He has lore now?
>>33566856 Rent free
I think women can sometimes be alright.I wish they liked me romantically though and not just viewed me for what they can get from me
What others boards and threads have you gone to?I've went to /b/ a couple times, /wsg/ for wholesome gifs, and I once made the mistake of going on /LGBT/ to ask why do gay men get hate but lesbian women are hot.
>>33566879Burgers and fries
>>33566869That’s 3 dates for this weekend I can’t fucking keep up man I just want to sleep :(
>>33566879if a woman kicked you in the balls right now, would you feel hatred or arousal towards her?
>>33566843i think i already have it
ugh, i need a girl that dislikes ambition
>>33566886Yes
>>33566881Sounds like you only view them as what you can get from them. Namely romance.
Should I start spamming my boyfriend with foot fetish memes and jokes?
>>33566883MI frequent /m/, /vr/, and /an/. Occasionally /tv/ too
>>33566889Stop replying for me, retard.>>33566886Hatred for sure. Possibly arousal depending on a lot of different factors.
>>33566891Not unless you want him to think you're into it
>>33566891Why not
>>33566890true, women can't get romantic fulfillment from men, because they hate men
>>33566881>most homeless and broke dudes loving the delusion that women only gold dig as an excuse to their garbage bankrupt personalities leaving them single and jobless because they are truely as insufferable as humans can get
>>33566879You are so harmless, lol.
>>33566898>it's retarded How unsurprising
>>33566899lower your tone, cowtits
>>33566899Having a personality is cope just be attractive lol
>>33566900Shrimply krill yourself
>>33566900Sir, this is an Arby's.
>>33566898Try again boss
>>33566898Women deflate men
>>33566906Kill me yourself if you dare. >>33566907How original.
>>33566894kek, i liked that anon's answer more>Possibly arousal depending on a lot of different factorssuch as?
>>33566909Show what cringe shit about rape you wrote in your bio.
women think you're chud for following this highly scientific process, btw. notice how they abuse every moid for using this logic to defend themselves.
>>33566899Projection of sorts perhaps?Except you dont have looks on top of it
>>33566918The issue is that you interpret all the observed data as you being the victim.
>>33566914How attractive she is, her demeanor, how and why she does it, what she says before and after, etc.
>>33566918kek
I have fetish for prominent mob pubis and puffy vag.Also tummy that slightly shows from under tight clothing
>>33566916Do not reply to ENTJ
>>33566928Don't tell me what to do.
>>33566927Go jerk off somewhere else gym creep
>>33566916I didn’t lmao just added some generic quote from a video game I used to play
>>33566780I also have a deviated septum, but I have no origin story for that. My guess is that it just grew like that :/ Anyway, we can be breathing buddies together.>captcha: ASSDM
>>33566920just admit you're chadsexual
>>33566928Cope and seethe incel you get zero matches lol
>>33566938Yes. Now stop whining and kys already.
>>33566941No way fag I like it here. I can rizz up my female atoga spastics.
>>33566929You're wasting your time genuinely responding to the least genuine poster in any of these threads; you stand to gain nothing and the best way to get rid of him is to filter him and move on
>>33566945Lolcows are more entertaining than you.
Women, whats a good pasta recipe?
>>33566945Larp as me some more pajeet you might actually get noticed invisible male LOL
>>33566946Ok
>>33566948
>>33566947Bolognese
I can't watch femdom anymore now that I know it's just the default setting of a woman's nature.
>>33566954Oh noooo. Anyways
>>33566950Poor little jeet bitch can’t face reality even while posting anonymously online lmao
>>33566954>now that I know it's just the default setting of a woman's nature.?
>>33566947https://www.thepioneerwoman.com/food-cooking/recipes/a60982840/sun-dried-tomato-pesto-recipe/
>>33566947Pasta salad
>>33566957women dominate men
never used tinder before until a few hours ago when this girl said that "im her type". am i in?
>>33566963Not with that attitude, no.
>>33566955You're so asspained at a line of text.>>33566957If I'm being honest every moment of a normal man's life is CBT.
>>33566964what do u mean?
>>33566965>every moment of a normal man's life is CBTAgreed my dick and balls are constantly being pushed to even greater limits
Women, would you date someone who's dream is to witness the fall of the American empire?
>>33566967Go take a bath stinky.
>>33566969No. Kys nigger.
>>33566962i don't think i can dominate anyone at my height but i do enjoy harassing them online
Have you ever lied ITT?
Either genderAny experience with workplace dating?
>>33566973>the lack of subtlety >the feigned non existent self awareness This is art.
>>33566970Yeah I need to wash the smell of pussy off my dick, that shit hangs around for days lol
>>33566974No
>>33566973How tall are you?
>>33566974Never. Except for this post I'm writing right now.
>>33566947Get some marinara or just spaghetti sauce, some butter, some cream cheese, shredded Parmesan, salt and pepper, and some Italian sausage (sweet or spicy, whichever you prefer). While the pasta cooks, brown the sausage, then add the marinara and a little bit of water. Let it simmer for a few minutes, then add the butter, a little bit of salt and pepper, and the cream cheese. Stir until it's all combined. Once the pasta is done cooking, drain it and mix it into the sauce with some Parmesan. Sprinkle some more Parmesan on top after serving.
>>33566975I was fucking my floor manager and doing coke in the bathrooms at my old boring warehouse job, we both got caught and fired simultaneously, never again talked after that
>>33566977That’s the stench of your cum that you don’t wash off your hands, you disgusting animal.
>>33566973Height doesn't matter, the whole point of femdom is that the man willingly submits.
>>33566983No offense but I’d prefer answers from credible people only…
>>33566985This
>>33566984Your post reminded of these oil and burn resistant gloves they gave us to wear at work and they make my hands sweat and smell like ass lol
>>33566991Fast food work seems hard.
>>33566991I refuse to believe you aren't a pajeet now that you've described your work conditions
Negative female attention turned me maso.Female negativity is now hot to me.
>>33566987>incel desperate for chads sloppy seconds Gross dude
>>33566997Filtering. Bye
>>33566995Not sure if you're parodying me, but honestly I think the reason I got into femdom was because I thought it would make it easier to meet and date women, but it turns out that it turns off the vast majority of women and even the ones who claim to be into it are only lukewarm about it, and will ghost or flake for any reason or no reason at all.
>>33566993>>33566994Lmao we have to wear them while deep trenching and excavating because sea water is bad for your skin
>>33567001Shut up and put the fries in the bag.
>>33567001what was the job? sounds interesting.as the resident atoga chad, what do you think about this >>33566963
>>33567000Women are freudian and want a daddy.
>>33566975MYes, dont do it. If she is fucking you she fucked another coworker and you dont want to be forced to see him everyday.
>>33566974Yes, mostly embellishing stuff, not complete misrepresentation.
>>33566981Very nice
>>33567002Lol my very first job was MacDonalds! >>33567003Mining and construction>>33566963Sounds like a green flag bro go for it
>>33567005Good point.
>>33566974a couple of times i've pretended to be a girl
>>33566974Not in this exact threadGenerally, hell yeah. The fun of being anonymous is being able to give psychotic answers to make anons laugh
>>33566981I guess amounts could be important here. When I do this, I use about half a pound each of sausage and dry pasta, around 3-4oz of Parmesan, 2tbsp of butter, 2tbsp of cream cheese, and half to 3/4 of a cup of marinara.
do I go to a club this weekend alone or should I just save myself the embarrassment and kill myself now?
>>33566793FI love vidya. Been playing Dark Souls Lately
Suspiciously surprised at the amount of 18 yo art hoes I’m matching with lately, must be spring break here lol
>>33567031Hey, late night Dark Souls player. Going well?
>>33567029If the weathers good I might go and take one of my tinder matches with me
>>33563401Women like dangerous men, not hateful men.
Women are fucking stupid.
>>33567033Yeah! Working a lot so no vidya for a few days, how are you?
Men, do I rip the bandaid off?Last time I did that after wearing it all day, more skin came off.
>>33567036ive done that before but im pretty lonely these days and im thinking it might be time to put myself out there again
>>33567044You should wear oil and burn resistant PPE
>>33567049. . . . ?
>>33567048There’s this really cool underground rave here but I just don’t have the energy for that shit anymore, somewhere more chill is my kinda thing now
>>33567044>more skin came offDon't let an incel forum stop you from being disgusting
>>33566655FDoesn’t matter I don’t play pvp
>>33567051/cutfags/ on suicide watch unironically more at 6
>>33567058This is not english to me.Are you saying don't?
>>33567042I’m good. Beat my Mega Man game, cozy playing Super Mario World now. My workday was intense so I’m letting myself stay up a bit again.
>>33567044I would say leave it, I dont see a problem with leaving it until there is a full new layer of skinh. But then maybe is recommend to put a new one every so often for hygiene.
>>33567044Is it bleeding or something else?
>>33567064>This is not english to meGood morning saa…uhh sorry ma’am?
>>33567066I may or may not be allergic to bandaid adhesive. So, it is already bad that I forgot I had this for 12 hours. I didn't even watch them put it on me. I assumed incorrectly that it was just cotton and athletic tape.
>>33567054i still have the energy for that stuff but im too much of an awkward sperg
>>33567071No. I actually didn't bleed as I was supposed to. I failed at giving blood today.
Next time you should ask your poly fwbs to break a few ribs too, you pig.
>>33567080xarrr this is vegetarian only we do not serve bloody goddamn ribs!
>>33567076Based let me know how it goes anon >>33567077There’s are so many jokes I could make right now but I won’t for threads sake
>>33567077You should be good to remove it. Wash the area down gently.
>>33567080Oh, none of my fwbs are poly btw. They all say they're monogamous.
>>33567065Ah you posted blue yoshi, I remember. What do you do for work?
>>33567090He works at a restaraunt.
>>33567089Lying trash attracts lying trash.
>>33567089Now you’re pushing it
>>33567090Oh! We keep bumping into each other then. And yeah, what she said.
>>33567097Yes chef. I saw one season of The Bear so I know exactly what you do hehe>>33567092Okai
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>>33567104It feels more like a horror movie sometimes, like today. What sort of work do you do?
>>33567113Legal stuff, working cases. Mostly research and investigation, it’s sometimes a horror movie too, one that everyone else watched and I get to hear about
>>33567127Sounds like paralegal work. Must be pretty stressful when you play Dark Souls in your downtime to relax.
>>33567140Yeah that’s it. I’m more relaxed with Elden Ring but yeah
>>33567160Lucky guess on my part. I’ve never played any Soulsborne other than Dark Souls 1. Which one do you think is best?
>>33567171Elden Ring is overall the best one and have the most replay value. Dark Souls 1 level design is unmatched. Dark Souls 2 is for people that don’t like Dark SoulsDark Souls 3 is the greatest hit album set in a swamp.Bloodborne is Dark Souls but fastSekiro is the best rhythm gameDemons Soul is the best nostalgia for people that think it’s better than Dark Souls
>>33567179Damn, you’re pretty experienced anon. I mostly stick to the more retro stuff with some exceptions. I could be comprehensive like that with Sonic, maybe.How’s your game going? I’m trying to finish the Forest of Illusion and I’m nearly there.
>>33567193I always struggle finding all the secrets there!! My game is going well, doing a new build, but right now I’m away for work
>>33567201I *think* I got them all… I’m at 64 exits on this save right now. Just beat Roy’s castle and I’m too sleepy to go on.Aw, work takes priority. You’ll have to tell me all about your new build next time.
>>33567210Okay! Goof night
>>33567224Good night to you too anon!!
>>33567160Nta but how are you doing at your parent's? Are you looking forward to your trip also?
Do extroverted outgoing girls like quiet shy boys?
