How do i stop the left one from happening? i cant wear any pants without that weird bulge, sweatpants are the worst
>>33584470Why are you so obsessed with dicks?
>>33584470Wear tighter underwear, briefs or boxer briefs
>>33584520no
put it to the side instead of directly on top
>>33584470>isn't proud of his dickngmi
>>33584470you are like the women with big boobs who are insecure about it and try to hide them wearing baggy clothes or binders.get over it. having dick is primary sexual characteristic for man and women want to see the bulge.
>>33584470unironically get thin.I don't mind showing a bit, thought it would show more if I lost weight, now I have thinner thighs so it sticks out less, dammitdick will appear longer if its not covered by a potbelly, it just won't stick out as much.Overall I'd say you'll still get a lot more attention by not being fat even if your package doesn't stick out as much, so its worth it to lose weight.
>>33584470>sweatpants are the worstGet some sweatpants from a second hand store that were manufactured sometime before like 2017For some reason all zoomer pants are penis pants and they're all manufactured extra tight around the crotch, and also around the ankles.The male equivalent of yoga pants, even when sweatpants are supposed to be loose fitting.
>>33584470Get a bigger dick
>>33584687They're not fucking the same. I've had this shit before and the girls gossiping about me around town.I've been treated like a creep and assumed I had boners in a nearby girl or the one I'm interacting with when I'm not. I didn't even goon or jerk off at all.Breast analogy from woman can't compare it with this kind especially when it doesn't have to be retracted back and forth when pissing. Boobs doesn't do that unless lactating of course but that's only pregnancy.
>>33584470Start wearing a cup.
>>33585673The smart girls take it as a compliment
>>33584470I hear you dude, trying to wear comfy pants or basketball shorts in public is a little embarrassing. I'm joining the choir and saying fuck it. You cant change being a show-er and life is too short to wear uncomfortable pants all the damn time. A lot of girls were weird about me too in high school and later I learned from my friends that it was because there was a widespread rumor I was well-hung (also there was a rumor that I was a perverted rapist, but that rumor was short-lived, the whole event was blown out of proportion).
>>33584470jockstrap
>>33585673>girls gossiping about me around town.you wont believe me, but that is actually a good thing. living rent free in woman minds is basically like free coupon for sex or relationship. every time women gossip like this about you, your social value skyrockets in their lizard brains. use that to your advantage.
>>33587719I was fucked by grown women, including a teacher, from ages 8-16. No regrets, I'm glad it happened. Men being with young girls is criminal and wrong. But a boy with a grown women is just lucky.
>>33587719A girl hated me in high school so much but I never got any sex or relationship, despite the fact that I think this girl actually liked me and hated me for not giving her any attention. I was just too socially inept to socialize with people so I must have ignored her too strongly.
>>33584687>>33585071>>33587397>>33587719Am i missing something? it doesnt stick out because it big rather it just kinda lays on top of the balls and makes it bulge
>>33588481no, that's what I'm taking about. Mine has a bit of a point to it (victim of circumcision) but same condition.
>>33584548this is what underwear is for, op
