I randomly told my friend that I would want a girlfriend that has a Tumblr veteran aura. He told that I'm too fat as a joke, but if you think about it for more than one second it stops being a joke. They won't date a guy that doesn't look like looksmaxxing final boss or is at least skinny. I thought maybe I could go with a different approach, a lot of them probably don't have a father. Maybe I could grow a beard and pull a chick like that by becoming a father figure. What do you think? To be clear I'm not a complete fatass, my BMI is somwhere around 26-28 and I would probably look either like a Chad or at least like a cute femboy if I lost the weight.
>>sage>sagesage
>>33589843Nigga, I already posted on the correct board
>>33589847fag
gay
>>33589821Gay faggot
>>33589821fag. run into traffic.
>>33589821your BMI is excellent fool.. I'm 31.1, fucking huge.beginning of this year I was 36.7 though, so making progress..I wish I was young.All these people here, asking aboutWhAt Do I DO tO gEt a GoTH/TuMbLR gfwhere I'm likehow the fuck do I get a gf, period?!?!
