Have you tried with men instead?

>>33612064
dont

>>33612076
dont do this either its just a waste of time using other men asses as masturbation material which has physical repercusions like aids, just masturbate to a fantasy and get the post nut clarity its way healthier than homosexuality to be a chronic fapper or even porn addict to a degree.
homosexuality is a degeneracy that does physically destroy.

Anyway if you do plan to off urself
take ur rage on some joos or mudslimes even if u take one bastird with you, you brought balance to the universe, desertics ruined and are ruining our civilization.

Ever tried crossdressing?

>>33612094
>have u le autogynephilia
its just a dumb cope idk why trannies are trying to groom over here instead of reddit, it never works

>>33612093
don't do this either.
It'll make you gayer faster. Trust me.

Be happy being alone before you date someone.

>>33612064
i hope you don't. women aren't something worth solely striving for in life. you need to have a reason for living outside of longing. i worked alongside my mentor for three years and found a reason to get out of bed in the morning. he passed in july, and after holing myself away in my godforsaken hovel for a month i finally got off my ass and got a worthless pizza making job i'm going to use to save money, build my tool collection up, use my old beat up honda to keep in touch with my body work skills and learn new ones along the way, sell it and get a truck, and see if i can do mobile bodywork or figure out how i can get started in a shop i can call my own. i wish the old man was still here, but i can't change the past. i can only carry what he instilled in me on into my future. in that way, i'll immortalize him. love you mike. i miss you every day.

>>33612129
godspeed mike

>>33612118
This is gay ass fucking advice and only works for people who have never had trouble getting a girlfriend.
>>33612129
Dude every single date I get with a woman is a total failure. They always act interested before we meet and after we meet they either ghost me or become distant. This has happened at least 8 times. I’m fucking done with this shit. I’m not subjecting myself to a miserable, lonely life. I’m 26 and everybody else my age or even younger are already engaged or heavily dated. I’m a total fucking failure. I’m genuinely sick of constantly failing while other guys have zero fucking issue with women. Literally no point to live when I constantly fail at the one thing that makes me a man. I’m fucking done

>>33612064
tl;dr don't kill yourself you fuckin' fag. you were blessed with life, and you're wasting it wallowing in longing for what could be instead of doing the most with the time you have. i'm going to bed. stop being a gay boy and posting on the chan and do something that makes this ethereal existence of ours worthwhile.
>>33612135
thank you for your words, bro. he was a good man. i was blessed to have met him.
>>33612143
i'm twenty four years a virgin, by choice. and i'll remain that way until i get married. i will NOT fall into a baby trap and get fucked out of my hard fought paycheck for eighteen years by some good for nothing woman. i'll find the right one. one day. it's all just hope. that's what i hold on to. i've never been in a real relationship. i won't go into detail, but we're more similar than different. at least you've actually been on a date. i've always been too much of a coward to put my heart on my sleeve. it's not all hopeless, bro. i wish you well.

>>33612143
>I’m genuinely sick of constantly failing while other guys have zero fucking issue with women.
yeah sadly on this Looksmaxxers are right, its mostly about the first impression so basically: looking good and flowing with how you attract them.

I understand the rest of what you are saying, it sucks man, but it really be like this. Give up on love for a while or forever and find another calling before you are gone. I know that whatever you will leave us with, will be better than the present state of things. Thank you anon.

>>33612064
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xorOqEgC0cY

>>33612064
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLkv0iBRW2c
g'night boys. i love you more than words and wish you prosperity and health/.

>>33612159
Good for you dickhead. At least you get to look forward to getting married and having a family one day. Meanwhile I’m going to be stuck in a miserable, lonely life while everyone around me gets to be happy. Must be fucking nice to actually be happy in your life. Can’t fucking relate
>>33612161
>give up on love
Yeah let me give up on the one reason we were put on this earth for, to procreate and start a family. I’m a total fucking failure on every single fucking level of my life, can’t even fulfill my biological purpose of existence. I’m either going to unironcally chemically chemically castrate myself or fucking blow my retarded fucking brains out all over the fucking wall

>>33612253
if you are set on going out, take some bastard with you I already explained desertics and how subversive they are and how they have ruined us, thanks. 2-5 shells, may you aim well, do it out of love of the few good things that remain.

>>33612143
>gay ass fucking advice
CAN YOU 4CHANNERS NO JOKE JUST TRY WHAT I TELL YOU FOR ONCE INSTEAD OF BEING A PESSIMIST!

My god every day I am on this website you guys are in horrible fucking moods over nothing. It isn't that fucking big of a god damn deal.

Your bullshit detector is making you fucking miserable anon. Can't you just one fucking day like all the rest of everyone here go without it?

In a way I wish you had the brain of your worst nightmare, a retard, because at least a retard would still find joy in life while you criticize everything all the time. Hell he may even be more mature than someone who picks at everything all the fucking time.

In fact what's one fucking thing you like that does not of a high elite esteem that interests you?

Oh wait nothing?

You know because you can't stop fucking looking down at yourself while getting jealous you aren't different from the rest.

You look at everything and call people shit for being different.

JUST STOP FUCKING ACTING LIKE YOU ARE THE SHIT

Yeah you made 200k a year, yeah you graduated with a bachelor's at 22, yeah you got a car, yeah you have a ton of friends, yeah everyone agrees with you, yeah you know how to use a computer better than everyone, yeah you know more of what goes on in the streets than everyone,

BUT YOU HAVE NO FUCKING SOUL

>>33612253
>At least you get to look forward to getting married and having a family one day.
i have no idea if it will even happen. my first love was in kindergarten and that was the moment i unconciously chose to shut off my heart. i never had a snowballs chance in hell after that moment to ever get close to someone and it took me twenty years to tear my psyche apart and come to terms with the abject failure of a life i'd lived up to that point. all that wasted time, time i could never get back as i draw nearer every day to my death. it took me a very long time to be content with where i was at and who i am. i'm not happy. it's just that the weight of everything has lessened, and my sight has shifted from a past i can't change to a future i can shape with my own hands. you are bitter, brother. life has been cruel to you, and in turn you have to yourself been cruel. there is no point of no return. only if you believe it impossible is it truly so. i didn't mean to anger you. i apologize. i truly wish for you to find your way. it is a journey you must travel alone. the answer lies within you. that philosophy is the only reason i can present these words to you with genuine confidence. i found what i needed to pick myself back up after a false start. i hope you can as well. i'm seriously going to bed now. gonna put on some eden of the east mkv and get ready for another day of trying to better myself and my habits one step at a time.

>>33612282
dude this website is anonymous you dont know what the fuck happened to him 24 hours ago that he decided to write this doom post. Also he is not completely wrong reproduction is a big deal in a human lifespan it can even be a main motive to cling on to life. Life for the sake of life itself but if he doesnt get to participate on this well there goes a big deal of what life is. I know its not 100% but its like a fucking 50% he might never get.

>>33612282
you're spitting, but reddit spacing brought you down to like a 2/10. bro. gn/

>>33612064
Just blow your load to porn instead, it's a fun way to cope with sexlessness.

>>33612076
I went down that road years ago purely out of horniness, and it’s a sobering moment when you’re in your briefs in some guy’s bed, alone, and he starts crawling toward you on all fours as you realize he’s got all sorts of plans in mind for you.

>>33612143
>>33612093
>>33612253
>>33612291
just kill yourself nigga what did you even make this thread for

>>33612510
cuz itz so easy to come to that conclusion but not alternatives, you have to think a bit for alternatives. he wouldnt be wiritng here if he was completely set on offing.

>>33612064
Just get a dakimakura, retard.

If it makes you feel any better, virtually every man in this generation is a failure with women (not because of themselves but because modern women are just picky roasties)

>>33612143
You're a fucking retard with no real world experience.

>>33612143
You're so fucking stupid it's unreal. You can't get a girlfriend BECAUSE you refuse to follow the advice. Non-autists can easily tell when stupid fucks like you are miserable people and it is pussy repellant. No one wants to be what another person's happiness is dependent on. Being a happy person on your own is attractive you stupid fucking ape. Crazy how your dumb ass is incapable of adding 2 and 2.

>>33612964
>be happy on your own

Literally impossible for me. I’m fucking lonely as shit. Seeing everybody in happy relationships when I can’t even get a text back is suicide fuel. I’m not going to work for a future I’m going to be miserable and lonely in. It’s pointless. I can’t get a girlfriend because I’m depressed/lonely, and I’m depressed/lonely cause I get a girlfriend. I’m stuck in an infinite cycle. It’s fine though. I’ve basically accepted that I’m going to have to commit suicide at this point. I legitimately have nothing to live for.
>>33612905
Absolutely bullshit. Most men have zero trouble getting a girlfriend. This is weak cope.

>>33612961
And what drove you to that well thought out conclusion genius?

Bump

>>33612993
You need to focus on how you have the simple pleasures in life not so much how you don't have these lofty things. There are some things I believe OP, you are taking for granted that is leading you to think this way. I apologize for snapping at you, but you got to find inner peace first. Otherwise the next time you get your heart broken you're gonna be in this exact same spot again, and again, and again when you get your first failed date. Being happy being alone is not telling you to give up on dating, it's telling you that you are alright despite what happens. People who are happy being alone don't care if they aren't invited to parties as they rock out on their headsets at home just as fine. Trust me it is worth it. Even your potential girlfriend would love as you would not be overly worried and cautious about her.

>>33612159
You do know that Mike isn't dead? He just posted on R9k >>>/r9k/82398794

>>33612510
you tagged me, >>33612291. i'm not op you illiterate retard.
>>33613817
i heard him draw his last breath at the hospital off of 63rd prospect. i told him i'd see our endeavour through to the end. i never knew it would end like it did. thank you for the meme, though.
>>33612993
i am the anon who shared his story of losing his mentor. i have one thing to say to you. go offline and work on yourself. you came here to share with the chan that you were going to kill yourself. was it truly for advice or just attention? the way you prattle on about your emotions is akin to a woman. if i had a pussy you'd be giving me the ick. all due respect, brother: you sound fucking pathetic. you've received a wealth of actionable advice in this thread, from my self and others like zach. you have disregarded it. you need to be alone and reflect on your sorrows and your shortcomings. a better life will not drop into your lap. you have to reach for it. this isn't a pity party. i have no respect for your inability to steel yourself and control your emotions. overcome your past. only then can you move forward. i'm a fucking virgin with no experience with women. i spent a long time wallowing in that fact until i used that time alone to introspect and sort out what was holding me back. YOU are the problem, an0n. fix yourself, then worry about the rest of the world.

>>33612064
tl;dr again: you are a fag. shut up or show up. be decisive. be a man. it isn't easy. we didn't all have someone to show us the ropes in our youth. take the words that have been shared with you in this thread and use them. come to peace with your past and move forward. this is the last post you are getting from me. your shortcomings are not the fault of others. they are yours alone. fix your shit.

>>33614663
Okay well he used his signed trip in the thread.

>>33614714
how old is he? if he ain't a boomer that ain't him :(

>>33612064
You have to follow a system of rules at some capacity. They are usually strict and impossible. If you are complaining, you have already lost. Oh yes. Did you she probably has a father and mother? Did you know they had rules and expectations? When you go to a job, you have rules. You understand? What you are calling "failure" is good. Shame and embarrassment are great teachers. They just don't feel nice. Hopefully you can still learn from them. But with what you said, you said, "i don't want to learn" If you don't learn, then you failed. Consider what the other sensible anons say. It's work. It's saving.

Have you tried plain, mid or even ugly women? Being lonely is tough sometimes but being in a relationship has it's own set of problems.

>>33613787
The “simple pleasures” of life? Like what? Any hobby you could do is literally just cope or a distraction from the fact that you’ll die alone. It’s a overlooming thought in your mind no matter what you do. It’s just a pathetic cope to deal with the fact that you’re a failure with women while mostly everyone else isn’t.
>>33614663
Unironcally I wish I was still a virgin because you at least don’t know what it feels like. Once you get a taste of that affection it never leaves. You always crave it. I was totally fine dying alone until I met my first girlfriend. After we broke up, my entire life went to shit. I unironically have nothing to live for. Any job or hobby I could possibly do is just a cope to deal with the fact I’m lonely.
>>33614691
Lmao the words in this thread have amounted to “lol just be happy alone bro” or “lol just focus on your career bro”. You don’t seem to comprehend I have no passion or drive to work towards a future I’m going to be miserable and alone in, I’d rather just give up on life and kms or just become a homeless heroine addict. Literally no point in grinding my ass off for a one bedroom apartment by myself while everyone else has families, girlfriends, wives or children. Literally zero point.
>>33616765
Yes. I went on a date with a fat ugly chick and she fucking ghosted me telling me she’s not over her ex, yet she’s still active on bumble. Fucking ridiculous. No idea what’s wrong with me. I must be fucking HIDEOUS

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>>33617127
post face im a handsome dude and i will try to give you dead ass good advice about how to looksmaxx and what your possible max potential is. Maybe the highest you can ever reach is a 4 or 5 it be like that for some dudes and yes sadly the world is in fact superficial but also the truth is it has always been.

>>33617145
Not doxing myself, but I really don’t think I’m THAT ugly to the point I struggle this much with women. I see so many guys far uglier and fatter than me having no issue with women. I guarantee it’s because my retarded parents had me when they were in their mid 40s so I came out autistic and abnormal. Women can sense any malfunction in a man because they have a fucking super sixth sense superpower and I can’t hide it no matter how hard I try

>>33617165
yeah that happens
https://youtu.be/lkLVS-Qr9ao?si=MuaGIwzGrla2gKr7

https://youtu.be/qc_GUPDNmCo?si=IhPFfBfl4c7XsfTd

>>33617170
It is what it is. I’m prob just gonna blow my brains out atp. Nothing to live for anymore.

>>33612964
>>33613787
there are dudes with depression that have gfs, therefore your arguments are invalid

>>33617304
also codependent mfers that bounce from gf to gf because they can't stand the thought of being alone
>you can't be with someone until you're ok being with yourself
is the biggest, most destructive, most misleading cope and it fucking infuriates me because it encourages gullible guys, such as myself, to not take any action

>>33617319
>it encourages gullible guys, such as myself, to not take any action
That's not the point of "be ok with being with yourself" at all, quite the opposite actually.
OP is a complete headcase and a whiny bitch.

>>33617127
>Any hobby you could do is literally just cope or a distraction from the fact that you’ll die alone.
Oh? Why are there plenty of men who have a woman and a hobby then?
I have a gf and multiple hobbies/interests besides her. Your move, OP.
>I must be fucking HIDEOUS
Yes...but not necessarily physically. You're exhausting to deal with just by reading your posts, so I can only imagine how bad it is in real life.
But if you are truly that hideous (which I doubt) then that just means that "fat ugly" chick you tried with needs to be FATTER and UGLIER. So uh, man the harpoons my friend, don't know what else to tell you.

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>>33612076
kek
you fags make me laugh
especially the
>homosexuality is not a choice
ones

>>33614663
>i'm not op you illiterate retard.
funny that you think that its possible to tell the whiny defeatist retards apart on the anonymous image board.

Better not fuck up your suicide attempt, you sniveling beta cuck.

>>33617390
>That's not the point of "be ok with being with yourself" at all, quite the opposite actually.
so then what, pray tell, is the point then?

>>33617404
>have a gf and multiple hobbies/interests besides her. Your move, OP.

Are you fucking retarded? You didn’t even read my post. I said that people who claim it’s ok to die alone and never have a girlfriend can cope with it by just having hobbies, you fucking moron. Guaranteed your girlfriend is cheating on you btw, retard.
>>33617390
How am I a nut case for being depressed that I’m going to die alone?

>lol bro just ignore your biological desire to be with a partner and just accept you’ll be alone and depressed while everybody else starts a family bro lol it’s no biggie bro lol

Shut the fuck up. You have no idea what it’s like to struggle with loneliness. Get the fuck off 4chan you stupid fucking normie piece of shit.

>>33617426
Why do they start getting faggy again at 6'4"?

>>33617404
Also,

>youre exhausting to be around

Lmao, you’re assuming I act like this irl and not just on 4chan because I need to vent and it’s an anonymous website. I act normal on dates. I’m not crying or bitching to them about how lonely I am. I let them talk, I pay for the date, I listen, I don’t brag, etc. I act like a normie on a date, and you’re assuming I act like a autistic nutcase irl and not just on 4chan.

>>33612064
I read an article about people who tried to commit suicide by jumping off the golden gate bridge, and all those that survived said they regretted it as soon as they jumped - before they even hit the ground. I remember one guy said something like: "the moment I jumped I realized every problem in my life had a potential solution, except the problem of falling to my death."

>>33612510
Sarge?

>>33617627
Well let's think about this genius:
If you're NOT at the point where you could be content with being with yourself, do you really think it won't require any action on your part to get to that state?

>>33617688
>You didn’t even read my post. I said that people who claim it’s ok to die alone and never have a girlfriend can cope with it by just having hobbies, you fucking moron.
Nigger I did read your post and responded to exactly the part I quoted.
>Guaranteed your girlfriend is cheating on you btw, retard.
Lmao, ok...why? You have the floor OP.
>How am I a nut case for being depressed that I’m going to die alone?
You're not and that's not what I said; you're a nutcase for having arbitrarily decided you're going to die alone in the first place. Your actions have gotten you to this point, and you're not taking any other actions to change it. Also nutcase behavior.
>You have no idea what it’s like to struggle with loneliness.
I don't? And how would you know that?
>Get the fuck off 4chan you stupid fucking normie piece of shit.
So which is it? Am I a normie coasting through life never having had any struggles, or am I a cuck who my gf is cheating on because uh reasons? (and actually I'm about to dump her anyway lol)
That's right OP...I care so little about "being le...ALONE" that I'm willing to walk away from a bad relationship that's run it's course at the drop of a hat. I think everyone should operate at that level, but here you are who would probably beg for my scraps. Want me to send her over to you OP?

>>33617691
>Lmao, you’re assuming I act like this irl and not just on 4chan because I need to vent and it’s an anonymous website.
Yes, I do assume that. There is a 0.0% chance that you're an annoying whiny fag here, sure, but suddenly magically turn into some charming chad in real life. This IS the real you, and people can sense it. Women especially.
>I’m not crying or bitching to them about how lonely I am.
That's nice, I didn't say you were.
>I let them talk, I pay for the date, I listen, I don’t brag, etc.
So? How about any spark or connection on the date? Granted it takes two to tango and sometimes you'll be on a date and not feel any toward the woman either. But I guarantee you are not giving anyone tingles or sweeping them off their feet here.

>>33617690
too tall for most women

>>33617952
>people can sense it

Damn fr? That’s fucking crazy, I didn’t know women had a super sixth sense superpower that can read minds. What cousin I POSSIBLY be doing that signals to them I’m autistic. So they can just randomly sense you have autism now? So I’m basically fucked? Because no matter how hard I try to mask it and act normal it dosent work right? So what’s the point in even trying anymore if no natter what I do it’ll never work?

>guarantee you are not giving anyone tingles or sweeping them off their feet here.

Ok so how the fuck do I do that? Why is this shit so fucking complicated? Literally what the fuck am I supposed to do to “sweep them off their feet”? It seems like they aren’t attracted to me at all no matter what I try. I’ve literally tried fucking everything. Tried being quiet, talkative, shy, brash, arrogant, confident, laid back, nonchalant, etc and nothing fucking works

>inb4 just be yourself

Lmao I can’t even do that because I’m a naturally shy, introverted, nerdy guy. Women don’t fucking like men like that. Literally what the actual fuck am I doing wrong here?

>>33617945
>you're a nutcase for having arbitrarily decided you're going to die alone in the first place. Your actions have gotten you to this point, and you're not taking any other actions to change it. Also nutcase behavior.

Geez it’s almost as if I can recognize simp patterns to draw a reasonable conclusion. I constantly fail with women and hardly ever get a second date. All I do is get ghosted or rejected. It’s a very reasonable assumption to draw the conclusion I will die alone when I’m fucking 26 and can’t even get a text back while people I know younger than me I already engaged and starting families. And I do take actions to change. I work out every single day. I groom myself. I ask women out. I try to go on dates. News flash: it dosent fucking work. I guarantee I keep failing because these girls can sense I’m autistic. I fucking hate my retarded ass fucking parents for having me in their 40s. I came out autistic and deformed because they wanted a child so bad but didn’t think to do it earlier where the health risk of me being a autistic ugly nut case (like you said) wouldn’t nearly be as high. It was fucking game over for me before I even came out of my mom’s stomach. I’m fucking cooked nigga

>>33617952
>people can sense it
but how

>>33618314
>What cousin I POSSIBLY be doing that signals to them I’m autistic. So they can just randomly sense you have autism now?
They don't sense that you're "autistic", if you even really are. They do pick up on your bitterness and that chip on your shoulder, on your desperation, and on your social awkwardness and nervousness. Of course if that's all what you mean by "autism" then fair play, yes they'll sense it. They're also all traits within your power to change however.
>Why is this shit so fucking complicated? Literally what the fuck am I supposed to do to “sweep them off their feet”?
Ok so in other words you've never really learned how to talk to women and apparently you're still not bothering to learn now. And you're surprised about your situation how?
>Tried being quiet, talkative, shy, brash, arrogant, confident, laid back, nonchalant, etc
You shouldn't have to "try" any of those, just be. Yes, be yourself, which brings us to your next point.
>Lmao I can’t even do that because I’m a naturally shy, introverted, nerdy guy. Women don’t fucking like men like that.
Shy is something you can work on. And women do like introverted or nerdy men. Maybe not all women, but those women are definitely out there. You're probably just fishing from the wrong pond and not going after your female equivalent, which is those same nerdy or introverted women. Not party girls.

>>33618426
>Geez it’s almost as if I can recognize simp patterns to draw a reasonable conclusion
This comment is funny to me because YOU are the simp in question here.
>It’s a very reasonable assumption to draw the conclusion I will die alone when I’m fucking 26
No it's really not, unless you plan to die at like 27 or 28. You know nothing about what the future may bring.
>I work out every single day. I groom myself.
So? Big deal lol, those kinds of things are really the bare minimum. And actually, even that isn't true because there are even fat slobs with women. Your big problem is not connecting with them as I said in the post above, not making them feel anything.
>I fucking hate my retarded ass fucking parents for having me in their 40s. I came out autistic and deformed
Oh you're "deformed" now too? Why, because you're not a model? Stop blaming your parents you faggot, they gave you the gift of life so would you rather not exist at all then existing and maybe being slightly different? If you are actually autistic and deformed (and I have STRONG doubts) even that shouldn't matter because there are other men in your situation who have had a string of multiple women to their name.
>>33618580
>but how
You ever hear of "vibe"? Of "reading the room"? Maybe these things mean nothing to you, but I assure you they don't for most people. Let alone women.
I'm also still waiting for you to explain why my (now soon to be ex-) girlfriend is cheating on me lol. You're the one who said it OP, don't try to walk it back now.

>>33612064
After sleeping with nearly a dozen women as a teenager, I find it hard not to hate women.
>Overweight
>Histrionic
>Druggies and alcoholics
>Single Mothers who get pregnant from dudes they met at a gas station
>Rape allegations
>No demonstration of cognitive thought beyond Sushi and Harry Potter
>Abortion is the only thing they care about ethically, and it isn't even moral
>Most let themselves go after being in a relationship
>Unhygienic and no practical life skills
>Will fight to circumcise your children and indoctrinate them with modern philosophy but the second you try and educate your kids in some meaningful way they resist it
The sheer amount of divorced dads I've met in this country on top of my own experience has given me a wholly negative view of women.

>>33619212
>>Overweight
>>Histrionic
>>Druggies and alcoholics
>>No demonstration of cognitive thought beyond Sushi and Harry Potter
>>Most let themselves go after being in a relationship
>>Unhygienic and no practical life skills
>>Will fight to circumcise your children and indoctrinate them with modern philosophy but the second you try and educate your kids in some meaningful way they resist it
Everything here applies to scores of men as well, the only difference being maybe switch out sushi and Harry Potter for vidya, porn and their sportsball teams of choice.
Just keep it real and say you hate women because of YOUR personal bad experiences with them (some of which may or may not have been your fault as well) instead of assigning blame to them as a whole when both sexes are equally guilty of the things you mentioned.

>>33619223
I agree yes, men are more shallow these days too, and I'm not saying I'm faultless either. But women do not express that same degree of accountability.
I've seen pretty much all men capable of admitting to their failures and make a genuine effort, I never see this same accountability from women, hardly ever.
When the divorce courts disproportionally favor women, when the media favors them, when literally everyone sides with them no matter what you do, we need to admit that there is a bias.
Go on any dating app nowadays, see what I mean first hand.
We all have a part to play but if women can't admit to theirs then no resolution can be made.

>>33619153
>bro they can sense desperation
>bro they can sense bitterness
>bro they can sense the winning lottery numbers
>bro they can sense the next presidential election

Damn dude didn’t know women had these crazy ass superpowers. You know what, it is what it is. I’m just gonna accept I’m gonna die alone. I’m in school for EMT/fire fighting so ima just focus on trying to help people who are better and more blessed than me for the next 4-5 years of my life and then kill myself when I’m 30. That’s what God wants from me. I was never destined to be in a happy relationship, I’m supposed to be a sacrifice to help other people and then off myself. I finally get it now. I was born abnormal.
>>33619180
Yes I am deformed actually. I have a very short torso and long limbs. I also have gyno. So yes I am deformed. And diagnosed severely OCD and autistic. Also “gift of life” fucking lmao, yeah im soo grateful to be alive nigga. I love having mental illness up the ass, being lonely 24/7, being a total failure with women, being autistic, being introverted, short, etc. yeah im so fucking grateful for the “gift” of life.

Also obviously I said that shit about your girlfriend because I’m a depressed, bitter, jealous loser who is just envious of you that you have someone in your life who loves you, if it wasn’t pretty obvious already. It’s cool though. Like I said I’m giving up. I only got like 5 years left for mi miserable shitty failure of a life anyway.

>>33612076
Lol, gayyyyyy

>>33612064
don't

you have to realize women are the problem

>>33619415

>>33619789
>Women are the problem and you are powerless to change anything
>But hey don't kill yourself because you feel powerless to change anything
You're encouraging this shit.

>>33613787
>People who are happy being alone don't care if they aren't invited to parties as they rock out on their headsets at home just as fine.
Where do you draw the line between this and being a hermit

Nooooo pleeasaseee don't blow your brains out and make Picasso wall art. That would be the absolute worst. Never ever ever ever noooooooooo

>>33619559
>Damn dude didn’t know women had these crazy ass superpowers.
Is it "le superpowers" or just using their eyes and ears, common sense, intuition, and years of experience dealing with people?
The fact you think reading a person is as difficult as guessing a winning lottery number says a lot about you anon.
> I have a very short torso and long limbs.
Ok great, that's not "deformed". There are all kinds of different body types.
>I also have gyno
So lose some weight you fat fuck, do some chest exercises and get your fucked up hormones in order. Your fault, and still not a "deformity". A deformity is something like being born with a tail or an extra head or something. Exactly like I thought, and like a lot of the defeatist fags on this board, you just use "deformity" to mean "not ideal or beautiful".
>mental illness up the ass
>autistic
>introverted
>short
You forgot to add "retarded", because all of these would still be true even if you had a girlfriend. Hell, having a gf doesn't even necessarily mean you won't be lonely.
>Also obviously I said that shit about your girlfriend because I’m a depressed, bitter, jealous loser who is just envious of you
Well...yeah, obviously. But thank you for coming clean, I just wanted to see you say it.
The problem I see a lot of on this board is posters like you trying to put forth this kind of stuff as some kind of actual objective arguments, when you just admitted yourself it's all just cope and seethe on your part.

>>33620298
nta but do normies really have a running assessment going on other people’s body language and vibes? because i don’t pay attention to that shit

>>33612064
No, they are a failure with you. Change your perspective.

>>33620816
They believe body language is objective, and that if you just homogenize your experience to the zeitgeist you will be fine.
They don't think about deeper issues because those issues make them uncomfortable, nor do they understand how they all look talk and act the same and think that that is normal.
Occult brainwashing in action.

>>33620816
Yes, 100% anon. Not only that but people do it without even consciously thinking of it.
>>33620881
Fucking kek, I know you think you said something profound but this doesn't even address that poster's question anon. He asked if normies can really read people like that and you're here prattling on about "deeper issues".

>>33612064
If you could get women you wouldn't value them like this.

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>Also 26
>Also have boomer parents
>Have even less success with women, never been on a date
>yet OP is the one wanting to kill himself

Why do you have to be like this man
How are you getting these dates

>>33621042
No, normies can't read people, they can't even read a book. That was implied in the post if only you weren't autistic or ESL.

>>33621765
>no see normies are the real autists, not me!!

>>33612064

I bet you don't have it in you to swipe on the ugliest most disgusting women on OLD apps because if you did you wouldn't be making this post. The truth is you should only be with sub 5's if you are one yourself.

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>>33617575
you're implying that i am included in the "defeatist retard" soiree. i am not. nothing i have posted has been anything of the sort. refer to my previous "illiterate retard", it still applies.
>>33617127
op, i've changed my mind. kill yourself and never post anything on the internet ever again. please. my sincerest regards. you are just pissing me off at this point. you've genuinely made me mad online. fuck off and die.
- anon.
>>33617165
kill yourself. there's no hope for you. quit farming for (you)s and unplug your router. or just fucking kill yourself and never post again. you are genuinely pathetic. livestream it on xitter you fucking nigger/

come to the advice board and you don't even acknowledge the real, genuine, actionable advice you've been given and dismiss it entirely as pointless without even considering if it could help lift you out of your situation. you're hopeless. this thread is a waste of everyone's time. do everyone a favor and log out of life, retard. there. is that advice more your style? fucking pussy.

(You) sad fucking wretch. if you can't even love living what reason would a woman have to love you. fucking fence sitting, no good, wallowing in self pity "woe is me" fucking faggot. kick rocks. go cry offline.

>>33619852
nope, OP's reasoning is that he is a failure. i am stating clearly that he is not.

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you got no excuse now, op. i did the heavy lifting for you. fuck off.

>>33622589
almost forgot:

https://www.gunbroker.com/item/1125249888

>>33622589
you don't even need the magazine. i'm not going to bother finding you a cheap oem one.

>>33622589
$356.95 incl. shipping for the gun, and $37.55 for all the tools you need. ammo runs you $14.36 before tax and shipping. they'll send it to your door. you got no excuse you nigger faggot. go whine to your mother. see if she cares.

>>33621403
Sometimes I get lucky off bumble and land a date but like I said I always get ghosted or rejected. Trust me that’s a far worse feeling than just not being able to get dates. It hurts more when you keep blowing your shot than to never have a shot in the first place. When you’re constantly ruining chances with women you like it’s absolute suicide fuel
>>33620831
Cope lol
>>33622502
Fuck did I do? Why you hate me so much
>>33622548
How am I not a failure? I objectively am. When you can’t get a second date no matter how hard you try (or don’t try), then you’re objectively a failure

>>33623079
i spelled it out for you plain as day. practice your reading comprehension.

>>33623079
easy
>>33622556
hardmode
>>33622589
>>33622607
>>33622665
your choice faggot

>>33623193
I’m not even sure what you said. There’s too many posts that I’m not sure what you even said
>>33623197
What’s your issue

>>33621042
>Yes, 100% anon. Not only that but people do it without even consciously thinking of it.
so much for “relax, people aren’t always thinking about you”

>>33612282
At some point you have to reckon when it doesn't work.

I'm 35, I've been trying since middle school.
I'm not fat.
I'm not short.
I'm not poor.

The first fucking "opportunity" I was given was this month with a morbidly obese 60yo.

Fuck you.

>>33623079
>Sometimes I get lucky off bumble and land a date but like I said I always get ghosted or rejected. Trust me that’s a far worse feeling than just not being able to get dates. It hurts more when you keep blowing your shot than to never have a shot in the first place. When you’re constantly ruining chances with women you like it’s absolute suicide fuel
This has been my experience, mostly because I ask really hard hitting questions. I want a long term partner, and it just depresses me how many women have absolutely no introspection or are turned off by somebody asking them genuine questions about their beliefs.
It seems I attract women from time to time, other times they are repulsed by me, but once they fail to define who they are I lose interest and they seem to find it gross or something. Meanwhile they'll put out for some 4/10 gas station attendant because he doesn't ask them questions, hold them accountable, or make them think independently.

>>33612064
>Kys for women
Anhero'ing is never good but it's especially pathetic when done for women, they're not that special

>>33623369
>The first fucking "opportunity" I was given was this month with a morbidly obese 60yo.
Ok...why?
If this was your first opportunity that's just a massive red flag you've been living your life wrong all this time. It has nothing to do with being fat, short or poor, as you've correctly figured out, but it does have to do with something else that you're not telling us (or possibly are not aware of yourself).

>>33623361
Those two statements do not contradict anon.

>>33623735
literally how do they not

>>33612064
>1 Year
>I'm 1 year already thinking in do this final

Should i do?

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>>33623730
>It's your fault
Kill yourself

>>33624369
Well let's think about it: let's say you can instantly get a good read on someone.
How does that somehow mean you're also thinking about them all the time? I could get a read on you and forget about you completely a minute later. Absolutely no one is "always thinking about you".

>>33624439
Of course anon, you did everything right. Silly me.
Having a morbidly obese 60 year old (your words, not mine) be the first woman in your adult life you've had a chance with means you've done everything right and are clearly on the correct path.

>>33624552
>correct path
Your error is that you think there is a universal path.
Some people just lose.
All you're doing is rubbing it in.

>>33625088
>Your error is that you think there is a universal path.
I think no such thing. There are many potential correct paths, and at least just as many possible wrong ones. And that anon is definitely on one of the latter.
>Some people just lose.
Well yeah, no shit.
That doesn't mean anyone should actually aspire to be one of them.

Bump

>>33623538
What’s the point in living a life of loneliness while everybody around you is getting married and starting families?

>>33628224
whats the point of crying in some online forum about it?
Do you think the guys getting married and starting families didnt work for achieving that?
I think they posted sad depressing shit on 4chan untill they magically got together a good life and strong character to actually be able to attract someone. So keep going and have fun being a loser forever.

>>33628224
Why should you be able to start a family with this kind of whiny loser mentality?
What sort of example would you be setting for your children? How would you raise them?