tomorrow I'm going to the wedding of a girl I've had a crush on for the past 5 years. 5 years straight I've fantasized about her, I've kissed her lips a thousand times in my mind. now I have to watch her get married to some other dude. To make matters worse I volunteered to be their personal chauffeur so I'm literally going to be driving them back to their hotel while they're sat in the back of the car making out with each other. Should I have said no? I don't know why I put myself up to this, I might drive the car into oncoming traffic and kill the three of us.
Just don't go lol. You have free will. Stop mentally torturing yourself to make normal-niggers feel comfortable
Lmfao.
>>33616019Hey man I don’t know if you know this but there are other women out there!“But they’re not her!!!!”Anon you’ve lost the game even before it started
Lmao what even is this? Kissed her a thousand times... IN MY MIND.
>>33616019Why the fuck are you doing this? Some people are just natural born cucks.
>>33616084I'm being serious too OP, don't show up, don't drive them, don't answer their calls. Purposely ruin their day and take some actual fucking action over your life like a MAN! Why the FUCK did you volunteer to get humiliated? Fucking retard, I'd kill myself before doing something like that.
>>33616019>I volunteered to be their personal chauffeur so I'm literally going to be driving them back to their hotel while they're sat in the back of the car making out with each other>Literally volunteered to cuck myselfLMFAO
>>33616019Don't go, it was never meant to be. Why didnt you ever try to ask her out?
>>33616019>oh my fucking god I'm going to die alone>The Lord gave and the Lord has taken away; may the name of the Lord be praised.”
>>33616019And why the fuck didn't you make a move five years ago?
>>33616019You're not feeling well so you simply can't go. Too bad
>>33616019You volunteered to be cucked?I don't get it anon. Do you want me to feel sorry for you? You literally volunteered to cuck yourself. It's like you crying to me about how much it hurts while smashing your hand with a hammer. What do you want me to do? Just quit smashing your hand with the hammer you fucking retarded cunt.
>>33616019My brother in Christ, you need to get some professional help. Your level of self-sabotage needs to be redirected into something more productive.Don’t hold onto feelings that don’t benefit you for too long—it will only hurt you. If you find a woman attractive, don’t just bottle it up. Be someone with passions in life and let women be just a small part of that.If they respond positively, great. If not, move on to someone who will truly value you.
>>33616019keep in mind that the divorce rate is highalso keep in mind that even if you guys were together and you were the one getting married to her instead, the divorce rate is high
>>33616019ok this is exactly why they have the part of the wedding where anyone who doesn't think it should go forward can speak up. you better work really hard on your speech Anon, that's the last chance a woman can switch and still be accepted in God's and the publics eye and no one can take it back
Roll up and pop him in the face with your shotgun
>>33616019While you’re driving them around whenever you stop at a red light, turn the radio off and tell them you feel cucked and want to have sex.
>>33616019>in my mindthat's so funny that it overshadowed the rest of the post
>To make matters worse I volunteered to be their personal chauffeuri refuse to believe people that much pathetic exist
>>33616019holy shit cuck chauffeur GEEEG
>>33619501This. Maybe you can get her after she's been creampied 10,000 times and birthed 4 of his children and is in her 40s, OP! Never give up hope!
>>33616019I've been in a situation like this from a different angle.Last year I went to the wedding of a girl who used to suck my dick with regularity.It was pretty surreal to see her wearing all white and kissing her husband with the same mouth that I used to throat fuck and jizz all over.Life's weird.Anyway. Don't cuck yourself OP. Just say honestly what you feel - not doing that is exactly what's gotten you into this mess in the first place. It's time to stand up for yourself, bud. There is NOTHING wrong with stating how you honestly feel in situations like this. And if you don't then you're just making yourself suffer. So quit it.
>>33616019That's what you get for sitting on your ass and not doing anything or telling her your feelings 5 years ago. Now the guy who actually put in the effort gets to marry her.
>>33616019I figured I should offer an update on this thread.I went to the wedding and met her now husband and I shit you not but the most surreal thing is that... he literally looks exactly like me... like even the friends I went with immediately said he looks like a slightly taller version of me with a less scruffy hairstyle. I didn't know what to make of that. Against my better judgement I still agreed to be their cuck chauffeur and drive them back to their hotel and yeah it did hurt quite a lot wirh them holding hands and kissing the entire ride. I dropped them off at the hotel and that's that I guess. I don't need to think about whatever they did in there. The less I know the better.I've resigned myself to the fact that I'll be alone for the forseeable future. I just don't think I'm going to find anyone desu
>>33626380>>33625600At the wedding the bride's sisters were all commenting on how "handsome" I looked. I know they were just being nice but it does make me wonder what things might have been like if I had played my cards a bit smarter earlier on. Maybe I could've gotten my shit together sooner and won her over. It was a bit of a gut punch when I first heard she was getting married I almost felt sick.
>IF YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BE WITH ME YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BE WITH ANYBODY YAAAAAAAAAAAJust kidding, don't do this.
>>33616019A side character in your own story. You did this to yourself, anon. You could have taken the risk, you could have freed yourself from this situation long ago, but you chose not to. Five years of your life spent thinking about a person who doesn’t think about you. Sounds like a nightmare. Change, or stay sad.
>>33626380Wow. I think this is about as low as you can go. Yo orbit a woman for many years, too afraid to ask her out, yet agree to be the cuckold chauffer as she marries a clone of you. I hope this thread is a work of fiction.
>>33626380Bro, are you me? I also have been in love for years with a woman whom i never had the balls to confess to, and she a few months ago got engaged to a guy who is a knockoff version of me, shorter, with cystic acne scars on his face, and he also plays guitar except he sucks ass. And i was told by her best friend that she had a big crush on me years ago. I stay awake at night thinking what could have been if i wasn't an anxious mess.
>>33616019one of the best creative writing exercises I've seen exhibited on this website, in a single paragraph. Really really impressiveI'll biteI would follow the advice of everyone else here - don't go. Don't go and move on with your life. Don't live for someone else. She has a life. It's not your life. Let them live their lives. Do not become an antagonistic force in her life. Let it go. It's healthier all around, even if you think that she "deserves it" and everyone else is goading you into getting some sort of revenge - don't. For your OWN good too. Because you'll feel extremely shit after that revenge and you'll spiral further in.Choose the healthy option of PRIORITIZING YOURSELF!!!Once you PRIORITIZE YOURSELF you are going to get your self respect back, your worth back, and then you will build a life of your own, ON your own, and with NO ONE ELSE RESPONSIBLE for your happinessKeep it up brother, and don't entertain thoughts of murder
>>33616019Bro just do a love actually it will work trust me girls dig it and it won't be creepy like at all
>>33626380>>33626420>I dropped them off at the hotel and that's that I guess. I don't need to think about whatever they did in thereBut you know what they did. We all do. They fucked. He stripped her clothes off until she was completely nude, he kissed every inch of her nude body and inserted his erect cock inside her dripping wet vagina. And they fucked and she moans his name, not yours. They will continue to do this for the rest of their lives and you will never be in the picture. You are not even a thought in her mind. She spends zero time thinking about you.And you have two options:A.) Move on and find a better girl B.) Spend the rest of your days on this earth alone and miserable dreaming about how in another life that could have been you if only you had gotten your shit together 5 years earlier and been the kind of man she would've loved.Stop being a side character in someone else's story. Which life will you choose?
>>33616019Your crush is out there living her life and enjoying the summer, going out with friends, socializing, having fun, making memories, forging meaningful connections and getting ahead in life. While you are here shitposting about about some married woman on a beautiful summer weekday. Any last words anon before you inevitably end it?
>>33616019not a good ide, call in sick.
