Had sex with this chick and now she wants to be my girlfriend but I literally fucking hate driving and she wants to hang out every weekend
Give her your car. You won't need it while on your computer on 4chan. She can then come and see you.
Sounds good. I miss the times when I visited my wife every weekend before we moved together and married. I wish I had the rest of the week for myself again. But two days a week is too much for you? Come the fuck on.
>>33624963Chicks are weird, ain't they? You fuck them once and they get the idiotic idea that you like them
>>33624963>I literally fucking hate drivingObviously, use some other form of transport. If you are truly incapable of finding any other way to get around, as though you're a sessile sea creature - I mean a REAL sponge, not a cartoon one - then you have more problems than handling a gf.
>>33627845Almost like pairbonding is engrained into our biology...
>>33624963wish i could fuck a nice chick and have her want to be my gf, but I don't have a car yet
>>33624963Another relationship started with nothing more than you sticking your dick in someone.No principles, no shared values, just an endless cycle of vapid relationships with no substance.This is why the world is so fucked, and why the divorce rate is so high.
>>33627873I think my pairbonding receptors are very burned out because of my upbringing, genetics, ancestry, and severe paranoia
I have been dating the same girl for 6 years now and she doesn't have a license. I really can't relate OP.
>>33628153Having a car doesn't mean shit. I've owned 3 cars over 7 years and still can't get laid after trying for all that time. If a girl really actually likes/loves you she won't care.
>>33628670So you prevent the possibility of them ever healing by engaging in the behavior that is going to destroy them anyway? Great thinking.
>>33628666Civilization has gone as wide as it needs. Now is the time to go tall.Casual sex is fine as long as it doesn't cause a pregnancy. Only have as men children as you are willing to educate and enrich to the fullest potential. Don't be a waster of earth's resources.
Okay then just tell her you’re not interested so she can find someone that isn’t phased by operating a motor vehicle.
>>33624963She hates me and thinks I’m evil now, we broke up. Driving over there was a mistake
>>33630992I think her friend convinced her that I'm Satan
>>33631004Best you can do is apologize and move on.
>>33624963this is roleplayeven if It's real - It's roleplay, you're humble bragging about getting sex to a bunch of sexless people. nice going nerd, but you're a fucktard anyway since you're here alongside the rest of us.Virgin is a mindset and you're itCaptcha: H4M0S aka hamas xddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
>>33631165Yeah that's what I did.*le sigh*>>33631343I'm extremely autistic, paranoid, and might have a speech impediment. Also antisocial. Girls inevitably get the ick from me a few months in, even if we have sex.
>>33629715no argument there, for me it's a combination of too many handicaps, so I'll just work on those, car is the next one, but so are ones that make it extremely difficult to be in the right places and in the right mindset to mingle
>>33627873Pumping & dumping is engrained into Chad's biology while pairbonding is more of a woman/beta thing
>>33630992>>33631004Good, now you don't have to drive there
>>33635860True! Well I recently did so.
>>33635855Not really. Tons of conservative/religious Chads fuck only one or a few women while looking for their life partner, then settle down and marry. The Chaddiest Chad I ever knew was my classmate who started dating Stacy when we were 14, they broke up once and he got another gf, then got back with Stacy and now they've been married for 20 years and have 4 kids.Meanwhile there are tons of soiboi redditor types who have sex with lots of women and other men and trannies and nonbinaries and whatever the fuck, in weird polyamorous relationships.Usually the two types of people who indiscriminately fuck a lot of other people are those who have zero morals or value system, and those with deep trauma - goes for both men and women. There are a ton of sluts who fuck like crazy too because of their trauma - usually touched by family members or some crazy shit. Normal, adjusted, mature adults just want a partner. If you still want to fuck like this past your early 20s, you have developmental issues.
>>33627873I’ve fallen for every woman I’ve had sex with haha lol. Casual sex is not for me.
>>33635855This sounds like someone who fucks their sister
>>33636241>conservative/religious chadsNo such thing, you can't be a christcuck and a Chad. Chad is the quarterback who fucked all the stacies in class, went to college and fucked all the sorority stacies, and only then, MAYBE he gets married.>Meanwhile there are tons of soiboi redditor types who have sex with lots of women and other men and trannies and nonbinaries and whatever the fuck, in weird polyamorous relationships.That's a different thing, you can't compare healthy heterosexual male sexuality with literal faggotry.Humans have always had a dual mating strategy - incels are right about this. Woman will naturally fuck the strangest most attractive male (=good genes) in the short term, while seeking to acquire a long term mate who can provide food and shelter. Males who can't do the former try to achieve the latter because it's the only way they can get pussy. Christian morality was created to put shackles on the strong and force them to conform to beta male sexual expectations so they don't hog all the attractive women themselves. It's literally just a pathetic jewish cope to shackle the strong.