It's been a week since I'm constipated. I'm at the bathroom right now and my belly is making all kinds of noise. Since I was a kid, I always had problems knowing when to take a dump, since most of the time I simply don't feel like it, even though I should. Lately I've been having a hard time evacuating since I get nervous at the toilet thinking I won't be able to get it out and... Bingo! I can't. So I just take a bath and the urge passes for a few more days. What the fuck is this? I used to be constipated all the time as a kid, so I'm kinda used to it, but I think it'd be better if I was normal. Yes, I tried consuming more fiber already.
>>33627652You need to see a doctor. However hot coffee and a cigarette. Maybe a few laxatives. Trust and believe there is more than a few ways to shit fast, if you get impacted you need to see a doc, if you are bad impacted you will die.
>>33627652Oh, I almost forgot! Lately I've been forcing so much for it to get out that my brain gets kinda foggy and I feel like I'm going to pass out. Sometimes I get a headache after that. I'm scared of hemorrhoids...
>>33627661I could do with the coffee, don't know about the cigarettes though. Would laxatives make me dependant on them?
>>33627666Not if you are trying to pass this one shit.No matter what you need to see a doc. I am just giving you what you need before you end up in the ER.
>>33627669>Not if you are trying to pass this one shit.So it could be that there is one turd blocking the rest? I'll try some better positions later, but yeah, I should see a doctor soon. Thanks!
>>33627652Don't rush to push it out if it's that bad. You need to not only talk to a doc/go to urgent care, but try to consume foods that are stool softeners, and fiber. Then you can go toward laxatives. Otherwise you'll sceape up your insides and/or get a fissure.
OP is full of shit
>>33627652Time for lots of tacos from taco bell. It will clear you out quick. Raisins will work too. Raisin Bran cereal. McDonalds fries large size.
You could have a bowl syndrome or food allergies can make you really constipated.
>>33627652Don't just eat fiber. Drink water too. I suspect that's your actual issue, beyond the psychological aspect.
>>33627652>Yes, I tried consuming more fiber already.Not gonna help you. Just drink ton s of water, drink coffee and shit after 30 minutes of taking black coffee.
>>33627652No shit?
>>33630879Don't forget the gas mask
>>33627652Have you ever lubed up a turkey baster?
Have you tried prune juice yet? Don’t abuse it but it’s good for occasional use. If you drink too much your body builds a tolerance. If prune juice doesn’t work then I don’t know what to tell you.
Step 1: take 3 examStep 2: drink 5 servings or miralax in one sitting.Step 3: take magnesium everydayStep 4: stay hydrated and near a toilet.
>>33636422Exlax* not exam, fuck
Magnesium and Miralax work when stimulant based laxatives don't. Take miralax for three days and a bunch of water - you WILL have a bowel movement.
>>33627652I've got pretty bad ibs made worse by some shitty eating habits and lack of water. Try an enema. I got a reusable one for 12 bucks and anytime I have trouble I take care of it in 20 minutes.
