My best friend is this guy I grew up with. We're planning to get an apartment together for college, but everyone's making it out like we're a couple and they're acting like we're gonna be doing sex stuff.We're both asexual, it makes me uncomfortable how everyone thinks we're doing sex stuff, because sex is weird and gross and I don't want to have it with anyone. Is there a way to get people to believe it when we tell them we aren't a couple?
nobut why do you care if you aren't looking for someone to have sex with
>>33636068Because sex is repulsive to me and I don't want people to think I'm doing that.
>>33636090Too bad because I'm thinking it right now to spite you.
>>33636108Why though? Why do you want to hurt my feelings when I haven't done anything to you?
>>33636018They are friends, and making fun of you means they like you. Friends tease each other.
>>33636090Who gaf what anyone else thinks genuinely how does that upset you the fuck
>>33636018you had a previous thread on here with the same photo. something about wanting to be a boy and wanting to have sex... are these bait posts? or are you just autistic?
>>33636018I did this with a buddy growing up, you'll just have to ignore it. The same exact shit happened to me and there's no getting around it. Best you can do is lie about your living situation in the first place.
>>33636018Tell people he's gay
>>33636018you might as well commit to the bit and get married for tax purposes
>>33639586and have sex once in a while, just to keep appearances
>>33636018Here's the truth. You are two ordinary guys and probably a little dull - at least there are few or no colorful or scandalous stories about you. But people need to gossip about something, so they invent the idea that you're gay just to categorize you. Ignore them and do what you want
>>33636018Hold his hand
>>33639745I'm not a guy though. Everybody acts like we're childhood sweethearts and like we'll settle down and have kids together and live happily ever after but we both hate sex.
>>33636164because you keep talking about itdumb aceggots just can't seem to not talk about sex waaaow so aSEXual and pure, they definitely don't want to do the SEX, because they (say) they are aSEXual and don't want to have disgusting SEX
>>33640720People keep bringing up topics about it adjacent to sex, and when I tell them I'm asexual they always act like it's a phase to grow out of.
>>33640697>I'm not a guy though.Your friend says he's asexual to not make you uncomfortable.
>>33641596He's being honest. Neither of us has ever dated anyone because we both hate sex.
>>33641601If you move in with him, you'll find his semen wall will prove that is not the case
>>33641601>we both hate sexlol, kids
