MY husband claims the brown sauce is pesto but I explained to him it’s HOT SAUCE. I WORKED COOKING FOR HIM FOR 3 hours for him not to eat his food. I have proof here. He humiliated me on /pol/ and posted this stuff. I’m so ashamed
>>33638276Ok? What are you even asking?
>>33638276There is a specific category for food, stupid whore
It took you 3 hours to cook spaghetti?
>>33638442Yes>>33638419Incel
>>33638538stupid bitch, you can't do anything right
>>33638442Kind of what I was thinking. This shit is like an 1.5 of work tops, if you're really stewing the sauce and prepping/pre-frying things.
>>33638538Takes like 20-30 mins to do spaghetti. Fuck the Gordon Ramsay bolognese is like 30 mins.Anyway unclear what you want from us. Your husband is stupid. So you sound like a good match.
>>33638276Pesto? Hot sauce? What the fuck are you talking about? That's a picture of spaghett.
I would eat that spaghetti ngl, fuck him.t fatass
>>33638276yummy yummy!~ i would eat this! what a delicious post (＾ω＾) i love pasta !!
Lol owned.
>>33638276Ok, here's an incredibly simple recipe you can follow in the future to make up for this. Ingredients:Penne pastaolive oil1 can tomato paste1 can diced tomatoesheavy creamvodka (cheapest in the store)onion or shallot (i prefer shallot)garlicoptional italian spices and parm (not kraft kind grated kind)Overall the cart should be like 25 dollars and the vodka/cream cover multiple cooks. Chop 3 cloves or a big spoonful of garlic and 1 onion and or 2 shallots well put in pan and brown in olive oil for like 15 minutes stirring regularlyDump full can of tomato paste and diced tomatoes in alongside half cup of vodka, (measuring cup)Let simmer for 30 minutes, stirring regularly so the onions and whatnot dont burn on the bottom.In the meantime boil the pasta, boil it to 2 minutes under whatever it says on the box. Critical to not fucking this up.After 30 minutes and the pasta being done, pour in 3/4th cup of heavy cream, a pad of butter, and whatever parm and spices you want to add, add in pasta in same pot sauce was cooked in.Overall 45 minutes for the best pasta you will eat in your life. Everyone will consider you a cook from there on out. Feel free to add sausages or meatballs or whatever but that complicates things, the pasta and the sauce alone are usually enough. And yes the vodka is critical. It makes the tomatoes significantly sharper and is the key to the whole thing. If you don't want to buy heavy cream you can sub in 2 percent milk and 2 more pads of butter but I don't suggest it. You can also freeze tubs of this sauce to use later. Highly recommend, but when reheating it reheat in pot not microwave like a moron. If you're interested in cooking I have a few other recipes you could try if you wanna get into it.
>>33638276Is he an airplane pilot by chance?
>>33638442Desu if you're gonna slow cook the sauce with meat in it can take a while.
>>33641981Wait how do you know?
