I saw a roach and a baby roach in my room. I killed the baby but the adult escaped. How fucked am I?
>>33640352If they laid eggs already then you're major fucked. Consider calling an exterminator unless you can find and kill the roach. Also keep in mind to clean the area where you killed the roach because they lay eggs when they die.
>>33640430The weird part is I only saw one small one. So that means it already hatched and there are already dozens of them just hiding around me?
>>33640545Possibly.
>>33640580Fuck
>>33640352That parent roach will definitely eat your face while you sleep. Or maybe it will lay eggs in your ear and the hatchlings will eat your brain, a bit like Aliens but for real.
>>33640352The father roach will take revenge on you later. Watch your back, chud.
>>33640888>>33640957FUCK YOUU (but nice trips)