last episode >>33640483
>OP's picThere is a gremlin in the Kremlin, and his name is Vlad.
>>33642048blame feminismthere's plenty of dead Ukrainian men and plenty of dead Russian men women in both countries get a free ride through life
Girls, what would you do if your boyfriend was really really mad about something? Not mad at you, but he's very mad. Like so mad he's getting a headache.
>>33642055if he's mad about video games or sports or discord or reddit, i think he needs to calm down and grow up
>>33642055Whatever I could to calm him. Why would he be irritated when all I would want to do would be to wash his feet, suck his weiner and fill his belly?
>>33642061he should be mad about video games being woke
>>33642054Imagine being this much of an incel that this is your immediate take on the matter, Jesus Fucking Christ.
Why have some guys done internships or apprenticeships under professional rapists or incorporated rape gangs?
>>33642067women in USA, Ukraine, etc etc voted for this war by doing things like the maidan coup but they aren't forced to fight in it
>>33642054Retarded take. Feminists would argue that women should also be getting blown apart by drones for globohomo. Which is psychotic.
Women do you support the hot guy who supports womens rights or the ugly guy who wants you in the kitchen when you arent being used as an incubator?
/threadhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbeEuYAZFL4
>>33642078no feminists want their cake and to eat it too >real feminism has never been tried
>>33642081ugly men aren't even a option
>>33642063>>33642066Not a valid reason to crash out
Girls, have you become more racist lately?
>>33642076Oh, okay, so you are actually developmentally delayed. And here I just thought you were a troll.
>>33642103>3 different women falsely accuse you of simple assault or battery >you get executed
>>33642081Now what do you think, anon?
>>33642098White people could do better
>>33642098less
State gender.A man walks up to you and screams in your face "YOU A FUCKIN' RETARD!" How do you respond?
>>33642113FAttacking him
>>33642081>ugly guy who wants you in the kitchen when you arent being used as an incubator?Hot
>>33642113I don't respond, I listen, and that's what nobody else did.
>>33642113F. Call the police so they can drop the lunatic off at the local psychiatric hospital.
State your ginger.Do you prefer the past, present, or phuture?
>>33642119>gets out in 72 hours or less with an axe to grind
>>33642120MaleThere's lots of problems with society, but I'd wanna be right here right now.
>>33642113M>Awkward laugh>turn 360 degrees>walk away
>>33642124I wish I was a teenager squatting in a punk house in the early 1980s
>>33642123Naw, I'm a women. It'll be fine in my country.
I acted 2 different? ways in my last 2 relationships:Relationship 1>with special education girl, functions normally, her parents just put her on psycho pills as a kid>has a few friends from HS, didn't keep in contact>essentially devotes her life to me>in reaction, I have a "avoidant attachment style" because I like my own time>she wants to marry me>I ghost her for relationship 2Relationship 2>with a beautiful popular girl>has a lot of friends who text her throughout the day, her phone is like a party>in reaction I have a "anxious attachment style">she leaves me a couple months after telling me she loves meWhat the fuck guys?
>>33642120FPresent, i love can fuck whoever I want
>>33642098I always was a bit because of my family, but yeah, definitely a bit more now
>>33642113MI cry :(
>>33642120FPast
>>33642120The present is bleak and the future is bleaker.
>>33642039M or FWhat % do you think that this OP is a FAQ poster that is false flagging by spamming non FAQ threads because he's mad he couldn't post his thread with his "rules"?
>>33642113fi think he's mentally ill, get a little embarrassed, and walk to the closest place where there are peole in italso, if it's possible, i try not to turn my back on to him i wish it was legal to purchase a taser here
>>33642140F. I think that this OP broke the rule for posting gore on a SFW board, also he's a fag.
women do you do any cool stuff with your period blood?
>>33642142there are people*
>>33642146No I'm not psycho
>be me, straight white man>women who are interested in me are overwhelmingly bisexual or otherwise not straighti am not at all complaining but a bit confused. what are some causes for this?
>>33642148It is a blue board
>>33642133>can fuck whoever I wantNot if they don't consent.
>>33642144>>33642152Are you unusual, alt or avant-garde in any way?
>>33642146Distill it into plastic bottles, freeze it, then defrost it and invite other women to drink it with me and comment on the flavour. Like a wine tasting.
>>33642039If jannies delete the OP pic, they should just delete the thread. This shit looks nasty staying in the catalog for 9 hours like that.
>>33642130karma
>>33642113MI would pull down my pants and shit in front of him
>>33642113Depending on his posture while approaching me I would either disengage from the situation or I would have to punch his teeth in
How do I know if the woman I'm crushing on is the reincarnation of a man who beat me to death with the pommel of his sword in a past life while holding the blade by his gauntlets?
>>33642163I don't think they can delete threads, just pictures and give out warnings.
>>33642055rub his head and give him kisses
>>33642146No, I'm not a witch.
>>33642098no
should I give my ex another chance if he said he changed?
Janny, maybe just nuke the thread. Nobody is happy here, and the other one is still on page 5.
>>33642163I think op is a massive retard and if he thinks he's doing anything impressive by spreading stuff like that online he must have either the brain of a 14 year old or have a weird fetish
>>33642078feminists are largely anti-war so idk where you even get the straw for this man
Hypothetical scenario- you drastically make more money than your spouse, or your spouse is stay at home. Which of these would you prefer >a shared bank account and/or free access to your cards >seperate bank accounts but you put a chunk of money, into your spouses very week/month/year/whatever time frame (or give them a card or whatever method)>you keep all money separate , if spouse wants to use your money for a purchase spouse must ask you for money or card first
>>33642055be quiet to make sure he doesn't beat me to death
Did you ever go to the beach at night, contemplate the vast darkness facing you and deliberate whether to surrender to the ebb and flow and to end it right then and there
Women are you pro-maleanon or anti-maleanon?
Men are you pro-femanon or anti-femanon?
>>33642195I am pro-Melatonin.
>>33642188The second one. But I also realize they might grow resentful over time, because that's how people are.
>>33642113thanks m8
>>33642192>Did you ever go to the beach at night, contemplate the vast darkness facing you and deliberate whether to surrender to the ebb and flowYea>and to end it right then and thereNot in a long while
>>33642188Shared bank account.>but what if she steals all my money and divorcerapes meEh, whatever, it's just money. My bank account's easier to fix than my heart.
>>33642202proi love femanons
I love brown women so much bros
>>33642202Femanons are my land of milk and honey
What percentage of adult virgins would you guess have a low libido ?
>>33642212how i hate the retarded moids here
>Gender>Your CURRENT S.O. comes out at trans. Meaning they were cis but they're dumping you in order to transitionOn a scale of 1 to 10, how humiliated are you? (10 being max humiliation)
>>33642157I'm a bit autisticif that's it, why would bisexuals be more drawn to that trait than straight women?
Men who are virgins are losers, we all know that.But what about Jesus? Not only was he a lifelong virgin, he was such a fucking loser that even his mom was a virgin!
>>33642211I love u
>>33642220She would never do that though
>>33642202Are we talking about the lurkers, the cutesy-posters (myao, kitten), or the misandrist regulars? I only like the first two. I'm not gonna pretend to like a bunch of boring assholes who make me look like Mr. Positivity. But without bad women, the thread would die, good women are always busy with friends and family.
Why are you not a man (or woman) of action?
>>33642223I feel im about to go to hell just reading this
>>33642205What makes you think they’d grow resentful? Assuming you negotiate on how much money you give to your spouse
>>33642227Good women are busy publishing or perishing or climbing to the top of their workplace, not caring for a family or socializing with friends. Those are things that weak and stupid people do.
>>33642225>She
>>33642223At the judgment Jesus will remember you saying this
>>33642211sameespecially when they have dark areolas
>>33642220me: but babe, i'm bi(we live happily ever after)
THE WORLD JUST DOESN'T FUCKING UNDERSTAND WHAT'S INSIDE MY MIND
>>33642235I don't believe that I'll be judged for making Jesus jokes, I'm Jewish. Sadly, I did not inherent the accounting skills or the ability control the weather that comes with being born into The Tribe.
>>33642195i'm pro friendly, engaging mananonsin anti troll, blogposter mananons
>>33642241>blogposternta, whats wrong with blogposting?
>>33642232Nah, if corporate garbage is all this species has to aspire to, it's a good thing their unwillingness to make babies is going to kill us off. It'll be a mercy killing. Women who are complete morons whose only aspiration is breastfeeding 8 toddlers are way higher, on a spiritual level, than morons who are also completely soulless and have nothing better to dream about than working hard so their fat old boss can buy a bigger yacht. Joke species. And people thought we would build space colonies and transcend consciousness.
>>33642227As a lurker myself, thanks =>But if I don't have a family to take care of yet, am I still a good woman? =(
>>33642241blogposting is literally what atoga is about
>>33642239This pic goes insanely hard. Saved.
>>33642243Today i gooned and posted bait on /atoga/I still have 3 more bowls to smoke before bed. So much workThank you for coming to my /atoga/talk
>>33642243i hate whiny people and blogposts are 99% whining or baitposts like>woman walking down the street stabbed me, and spat in my wound, but she had an active herpes infection, and now i'm being called a manslut because i have an std even though i've never had sexwhy are women like this?
>>33642230Because, anon, people are like that. They're prone to whining even if their situation is nothing to whine about. And people dont know the value of a money they didn't have to work for. So what will end up happening is they'll spend that money unjudiciously, give excuses for why they should get more, be given more, spend more, and when you finally try to put your foot down, they'll bitch and moan, say you don't know how much x y and z cost, say you're using your money to control and humiliate them, grow resentful because you have something they want and that they have now convinced themselves that you're not giving them because you enjoy them begging and instead of being grateful for the money you did give them and the shit you did buy them... they'll just gonna start feeling entitled to that shit, that that's the new normal, besides you have so much money how could you be stingy with your loved one and you just enjoy humiliating them then they'll think about divorcing you and getting the money they think they deserve via the court
Wild to think that I'll forever struggle in dating because of a few inches of bone missing.
Marioanons what's your favorite Mario powerup?
>>33642224i love u 2
>>33642223We know literally nothing about Jesus before he was baptized by John the Baptist, an event which occurred anywhere between Jesus' mid-20s to mid-30s. There's no evidence he was a lifelong virgin, although he probably swore off pussy once he started his ministry. >inb4 uh, actually we know that an angel visited his mom and...
>>33642256Tanooki tail
>>33642256Wing CapFlying around with it and hearing the song makes me tear up
>>33642256MThe fire flower
>>33642257want to date?
>>33642255INCHES? Anon born jawless, fs in chat
>>33642256Fuck mario! All my homies HATE Mario. -Luigi gang
>>33642262Aw, nostalgic memories?
>>33642247Yeah obviously you're good, all you had to do was add the word "yet".And I don't want to hate on all the soulless career girls who don't want kids, if I was younger I would have believed "that's good, we can still be friends and I don't know if I want any either."
>>33642268"he looks tuff" -my bf when i showed him this
>>33642268luigi is dead
>>33642269Yeah..It really captures the childhood dream of flying high in the sky with rainbows and clouds..
>>33642246You are simply lazy, so you refuse to understand the value of hard work.
>>33642272his booty tho? smashable? peggable?
I get funny feelings when foids say mean things to me
>>33642256I'm assuming Mario kart counts.Bullet Bill.
>>33642212That chick looks identical to the girl I liked. Damn, man.Skinny white girls, as annoying as they are with their politics and shit, give you this protective instinct like nobody else.
>>33642270Oh well thats good
womenhow can you be attracted to american men?
>>33642277sure but he's dead now, I mean unless you're into necrophilia
>>33642270nta some of us are neet femcels here
>>33642282I'm not, i like asians
>>33642282Be American, duh?
>>33642188First one if she's not a moron. 2nd one if she's super dumb. I know I shouldn't be entertaining that as an idea, but I'm kinda getting too old to be picky.
>>33642271Show him this one
>>33642283*shoves a star in his mouth and takes his ass to pound town*
Don't see how anyone can be attracted to Americans. Basically a race of fat, soft, greedy goblins.
>>33642192Actually no. I've done like, every other kind of brooding around the city and countryside and wilderness, but not that. Beaches are for social people to have fun, and drowning has gotta be like bottom 5 ways to die.
>>33642282im mostly not. they strike me as too feminine.
>>33642217This question has gotta be prefaced with male or female. For women I'd say 65%, my guess. For male adult virgins maybe 35%.
>>33642256The cape. Also lmao what's with the 'Marioanons' thing?
>>33642293>Beaches are for social people to have fun,Not at night>drowning has gotta be like bottom 5 ways to die.you have a shit taste
Do you wield a battle hammer? How many people do you think you have slain with it?
>>33642292describe the american "race"
>>33642298No I prefer polearms
State gender,what was the worst hangover of your life?
plap
>>33642299Fat, soft, greedy goblins.
>>33642282i just avoid the white ones
>>33642299That anon just did. And the American Race is described in the lyrics to the American Dad theme song. It literally uses the words "the American Race."
>>33642296they are inferior to the sonicanons also sonic anons have huge cocks
Women are you cringe?
>>33642259NTA, I didn't know theres a part where Mary gets to sleep with an angel!
>>33642276The value? Please. Ten thousand generations of my ancestors worked hard to provide for their wife and kids. None of them worked hard to buy their boss a bigger yacht and take trips to Paris. I don't know where people get the motivation to just work hard to see some numbers in your bank account oir your crypto wallet go up as if that shit makes you happy. What else are you supposed to do with the results of your hard work? Donate it to Palestinians neither of us has ever met? I'm actually genuinely asking here, maybe someone can wave a magic wand and make me care about how much money I die with.
>>33642305sounds hot if female
>>33642292That Peter Santonello video was funny where the fat mystery brown American guy said his ancestors were Nordic vikings.
>>33642303MOctober 2016. Passed out right outside a bar in Milwaukee after vomiting all over the restroom. Needed by brother to find me and Uber me home. Next day was hell.
>>33642309af :3
>>33642303nic overdose during weed binge. left unironically suicidal for like 20 seconds, like i honestly would have done it
>>33642039Either genderWhat do you think about viruses?
>>33642307god i hope this is satire
>>33642303Ej brandyHeadache and barfing all day
>>33642310mary is canonically a monster fucker.
>>33642318FWish they would all die and leave us the f alone
>>33642308>sonic anons have huge cocksis this true?!
>>33642311For many years I worked by day to make sure that the gears of society turned smoothly and were greased without people being trapped within them. When I got home, I worked to tend a garden and sold the fruits of my labor (literally) at a farmer's market, getting to know the neighbors who bought from me. I made many friends that way and found even more work pet sitting and house sitting for my customers. Work is not all about corporate metrics and shareholder profits, anon.
>>33642308sonic fans are furry tho
>>33642310She doesn't sleep with an angel. An angel visits her and lets her know that God's chosen to impregnate her with the savior of the world.She also forgets about the angel's visit once Jesus begins his ministry 20-30 years later, thinking he's gone insane.
women do you want this?
Everytime i see a 25+ year old american male online they say stuff like "trump abortion white black obesity violence money" or something
>>33642318MViruses the biological entity? Interesting but can't say I'm a fan.Computer viruses? Very interesting and I wanted to make a great one when I was growing up.
>>33642327no she's literally a monster fucker. i read it in her diary
>>33642324yes>>33642326I'm not though, also hedgehogs have quills not fur so this doesn't make sense to me
>>33642327I know, I was just making a small joke
>>33642334no one is differentiating between fursonas and quillsonas except literal furries
>>33642328No woman on earth has ever wanted a bf who's smaller and weaker than her. If she wanted that, she'd get a gf.
>>33642318>What do you think about virusI'll tell you what I thinkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lJgFGML12g
MenMario or Sonic, and what's your dick size?
>>33642303Fprobably when i was 14 and ate some weed. I slept on the street floor and woke up with my whole body bleeding
>>33642329Its that age where you were sentient pre covid so you know how fucked thangs up have got
>>33642339Sonic5.5" x 5"
>>33642339Your uncle's
>>33642328fucking no
>>33642341M, the worst day of my life also involved dosing on THC extracts/weed derivatives. I got seizures, then got paralyzed, and spent the next two entire months feeling like shit.
>>33642341Did you get run over?
>>33642341>the street floorAs opposed to the street ceiling?
>>33642316nta but love cringe women <3 bless you for existing genuinely, your kind are what makes the top worth reaching
GenderHow do you handle weed?It makes my brain slow and sometimes i feel impending doom
>>33642339SonicI don't know, I have a little dick but a big heart
>>33642328I shared the original photo with my weightlifter ex gf and she was pissed at me.
>>33642351MNever used it or any other drug or drank
>>33642256tanuki full suit
>>33642353It was accurate though
>>33642337>>33642346pathetic
>>33642328There's nothing arousing about the idea of letting someone weaker inside you
>>33642339Sonic, 6.8" x 5.5"
looking for female input, im 28 shes 35, been together for 5 years, last year she moved out of state for a masters program, will take her 3-4 years with a year or two of residency, im in the military and will be overseas for the next 3-4 years, we broke up last month and I hate myself, i want to fix things but it would be me flying across the world for a week or two every 6-7 months to see her and then when i finish my tour overseas i separate the military before i retire and we try to have kids,i love her but i dont know what to do
>>33642336I'm NOT a furry it's just something that I thought about recently
>>33642348ngl i still don't know what happened
>>33642351M. Generally pretty well. On large doses I sometimes get paranoid but even that's manageable.
>>33642353>original photo?
>>33642339sonic6.2 inches
>tfw when cursed to have a long but thin penis, aka a pencil dick Is there a female woman equivalent to this feeling?
All the tall women on here and on R*ddit always say they’re so lonely because men won’t give them a chance, but then you go on the dating apps and see that the tall women never wanted the average-height men to give them a chance, they just want a 6’6” chad to sweep them off their 6’2” feet. Fuck off, I have zero sympathy for you “people”. You are the ones not giving others a chance and you do not get to cry about the resultant loneliness.
>>33642303m, answering againit wasn't worst, but most concerning, which was the day after my first acid trip, i was physically unable to talk. i was conscious, could think and respond, but could never get out more than a "ya" or "nuh". got better around the evening. life as a genuine mute is strange, but i made peace w/it
>>33642369having imaginary arguments again?
>>33642368Fat ass, shallow pussy.
>>33642372Yeah my phone is dying soon and this is less embarrassing than swiping dating apps in public
>>33642265are you in brazil? then ye
>>33642373>shallow pussy.A what???????
>>33642351mamazingly by myself, i get super cuddly and lovey with myself, and if i take enough, can get make myself cum endlesslywith others for a long time i got anxiety, went away after sufficient time on my own
>>33642352lel this is my discord tag
Both: How would you react in this situation?
>>33642377I can't take more than like six inches before I have to worry about getting the pain button hit.
>>33642381MWhat a retard.
>>33642381MIf a girl did this I’d be a little weirded out but because I’m not a fucking spastic retard I would ultimately dismiss it as a sorta-cute personality quirk and be fine with it
>>33642382so like a 5.5 guy is pretty good cuz you know he won't be able to suplex drive your cervix with his cock? asking for my 5.5 friend
What do women think of boymoders? (Male to female trannies who take estrogen but live/present as male due to fear, dysphoria, work, etc etc)
Did you rember happy day?
>>33642386die
>>33642366It's a a drawing of a photo of a thic girl and a skinny guy's legs next to eachother.
>>33642385Im the 5.5 friend
>>33642385That's the ideal cock to me, yes. Assuming he's not too thick, it means he can be rough without me worrying about him bottoming out in most positions.
>>33642386sounds uncomfortable
>>33642325Yeah, I guess it helps to have a community of people you genuinely get along with, whose names you know, etc. My family background is that they left their home country (where they had all of that for a thousand years) to find a better life here. Unfortunately the only part of that "better life" that came true was the money. Only people I interact with all day are recent immigrants from India, Asia, Latin America, and everywhere else. This is just one big workplace, not a home. People study to be doctors or work for some anonymous giant corporation and don't know each others' names.Sometimes I think people should start more cults. It'd surely be more fun to build a cult or a kibbutzim than this. People need meaning, I'm sure they could get a lot of recruits these days.
>>33642381Psychotic
>>33642386THAT'S JUST BEING MALE WHAT THE FUCKYOU'RE A MALE PRESENTING AS MALE AIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE
Women,What do you think of a guy who has had 4 LTRs and a body count of 11 (counting the LTRs)?Longest was 5 years.
>>33642391oh hell yea, mariobros we win again>>33642390i can confirm this is true, this guy will make you cum diamonds (or something like that)
>>33642381You just know this guy looked like he would eat raw chicken as a snack
>>33642381>A happened after B, so that must mean A caused BHow much do you want to bet, if this isn't fake to begin with, that this was the stick (pun intended) that broke the camel's back? This autist would have done so many autistic things that he wouldn't pick up on how autistic they were because she didn't leave. He could only realize she didn't like what was going on until she did something as hard to misinterpret as leaving
>>33642400nice cause he's probably good in bed
>>33642391Cool, idk b how big my dick is desu but it looks small
Post dumb things you don't low key believe in atoga>Asians, especially girls being real. 2+ billion around but none in my neighbourhood???>Girls getting horny when ovulating. Seems really counter intuitive
>>33642381This is actually me. I posted on /r9k/ and wanted to know how you guys would feel about it. I feel so fucking retarded, I can't believe this is seen as such a big mistake
>>33642407>Girls getting horny when ovulating. Seems really counter intuitiveWhat?
>>33642369try not basing your reality on what you see online
>>33642407>Girls getting horny when ovulatingI used to not believe it either but i have it happens to me too now
>>33642407anon who was formerly my thread crush likes me, too.>captcha: 4 ONYX
GenderAre there any phobias or other irrational fears that would be dealbreakers for you in a partner?
>>33642388Checked + I wish>>33642392It isIdkLife is sufferingIdkI see trannyism as a mental sickness that causes distress with ones birth gender. HRT makes me feel less distress but I can't be a woman and can't live as a tranny for reasonsSoIdk>>33642399Checked againYeah but now I have gyno and am a lot weaker than average guys>>33642408Why would you eat it coldIdk man it's just a rlly weird way to eat those
>>33642417It's good. The breading isn't the best but the cold stick of fish is really enjoyable when it gets soft
>>33642409Well you have the blood and everything, it's a biohazard
>>33642407Oh god I hate that lip pursing she (and many asian girls) is doing "to seem cute"
>>33642416clowns for sure. maybe dogs. no moid phobias either
>>33642404How about she just uses her words like a grownup instead of dropping a minefield of hints the dude is supposed to pick up on
>>33642408The issue is you did something weird (sucking on a frozen fishstick) she was probably no longer in the mood after that so decided to just go home.Don't do weird shit when trying to get laid.
>>33642417>am a lot weaker than average guysThat does not make you a woman
>>33642416M. I guess women are supposed to answer this, not sure what I could even come up with. Sex phobia? Androphobia?
>>33642386i generally don't care what other people do in their free time when it has zero effect on others
>>33642421That's the other part of the cycle, the bloody part.femanons get horny during that too though
>>33642416FSince I have ornithophobia myself, I don't think he should have it too
>>33642420JUST HEAT IT UP
>>33642412>dude go meet women IRLAll of the women who exist IRL are on the dating apps and they didn’t swipe right on me. Even if I approached a tall chick in public she would probably reject me on the basis of me being shorter than her
>>33642421Periods start 12 to 15 days after ovulation.
>>33642427Cum phobia?>>33642430Are you asian?
>>33642433>making up scenarios based on what the media feeds you instead of letting them play out in the real world
>>33642420It's still rlly weird idkI don't think break up weird but deffo very weird>>33642426Never said I was oneSo you think boymoders are just strange retarded men?>>33642428I see
>>33642431It isn't as good. The texture sucks when it's hot and it isn't convenient anymore. It destroys the purpose of fish sticks being a quick snack you can grab and go with
>>33642424>a minefield of hintsThat's how people communicate when they're trying not to be confronational and rude, dumbassAlso, this dumb faggot didn't owe her sex or something. She came, stayed a little, didn't like him/what was going on, left. It's not like she's obliged to correct him and fix him and then when she's satisfied with the new version of him, fuck him
>>33642436Okay you got me there, however the other component of the whole thing is I do not have infinite money to buy random women infinite drinks to ultimately get nothing out of it in a bar/club setting
>>33642421>BiohazardYeah..we are truly the.. resident evil..NTA
I really don't want to be a degenerate gooner but I can't stand the unbearable need to have sex, there are moids interested in me but I'm sure they only want to fuck and when I try to date them they loose interest once they find out how autistic I am
>>33642433I mean, yeah women prefer taller men, both online and offline. But the reality of the answer to that is, just date short women offline, or get really lucky with snu snu
>>33642438I didn't say make it hot, just warm it up10 seconds in the microwaveYou psychotic fuck
jesus christ, good grief, this nigger unironicaly eats frozen fish sticks!
>>33642438finally some good fucking bait lmao
>>33642442Well you can try to date them
>>33642439It isn’t confrontational or rude to just speak clearly you neurotic fuck
>>33642435NoOut of curiosity- why?
>>33642387I'm having an unhappy day today, not sad just unhappy
>>33642440just.... find things to do that aren't going to expensive bars, lol
>>33642424When you have 200 people waiting in line to try to get through the minefield, it becomes a sport.A spectator sport. >Boom! There goes another one. >Oh, this one looks smart, maybe he can do it
>>33642443You’re misunderstanding me Anon I think you’ve walked in halfway through the conversation. I am positing that tall women like to come online and cry about how men don’t give them a chance because they’re too tall and they’re so lonely, when the reality is that they’re the ones not giving men a chance because the men aren’t tall enough
>>33642405My last gf was orgasming all the time supposedly, 2 in a go sometimes, but she also accused me of being a ho. Said she's going to get an STD test and assumed I fuck girls all the time and dont wear protection. She was slut shaming me ;(... guilty conscience maybe?That's the thing, I come off as a player but I'm cute for a guy, I dont understand. How do I lower defenses of women? Yes I want to kiss you and probably fuck you immediately, but give me a chance??
>>33642450Because the only girls I've known with fear of birds have all been asian.
>>33642407>There are male anons who had sex itt and it was legal and consensual
>>33642416Mnot really
>>33642456because their fov doesn't include the direction 'up'
>>33642449Speak up over what? He's free to eat his dumb fishsticks cold and unfried or whatever. She's not his fucking mother or manager to fix his life Also, a retard like you calling me neurotic doesn't mean shit. I know you're gross and expect others to baby you, and that's why you see yourself in the fucktard in post
>>33642457Why? Do you think I'm unlovable?
>>33642442Why? Just fap
>>33642454NTA but the issue is that they should just straight up rape tall men so they can have tall babies and there won't be incels who blame their issues on their height, i'm just saying in general
Women, thoughts?
>>33642456Oh thats really interestingI'm Hispanic and I got mine from a seagull swiping pizza crust out of my hand in a stroller at Costco..
>>33642457ur such a hater
Should I ask for forgiveness and try to win her back?Or would that only make me lose respect and dignity in her eyes?
>>33642447It isn't bait. If you guys would just try it once you'd see how good it is.
myao myao
i think everyone agrees it's completely normal for women to want taller dudes but suddenly it's a problem when she's tall herself?
>>33642465that's hot
why do women like the female body more than the male?
>>33642469Did you actually do something wrong?No matter what don't apologize if you want her back. Girls smell weakness and will never talk to you again.
Femanons, what ARE you gonna do if another woman closes in on your man? Will you watch from the sidelines and hope he doesn't choose her?
>>33642472anon is just sad that tall-chan won't give him a chance
>>33642474Anon lesbian hentai isn't real life..
>>33642463It's hard for me to coom without degen videos and/or smut
>>33642475>tfw I already showed weaknessWelp, it's over
>>33642467Pretty good reason to fear them. How bad is your phobia?
>>33642454I mean, I was just trying to say something reasonable cause I have a habit of trying to make arguments look more reasonable.Seriously though, what kind of post is this >>33642369? Tell me what you could possibly be getting at by shaking your fist at unnamed virtue signalers who aren't even here.
>>33642476Kill her and him
>>33642472no the shortcels in here blame all of their issues on not being tall so
>>33642471She's noshing me off right now, she'll post in a bit
>>33642469Yeah sure. Either it works, or it doesn't.
>>33642476I would've believed the girl in your jpg if she was black or latina, not a slender asian I'm NOT white btw
>>33642485Why him?!
>>33642472People should like whatever they want as long as it includes me.When people's tastes rule me out then it's time for me to get mad!
>>33642476he won't, and if he does, they deserve each other. i don't compete. if im not the center of his universe, then he can never be the center of mine
>>33642481I know anon, I did the same thing. DESU it's over when she says its over, you can't really ever change that, nor do you want to. It's best to fling yourself into the future without looking back. However, you will, but fight it with all your might.
>>33642328Why would any woman want that?They want to be a weak little squirt getting rammed by giants
>>33642487I wish you’d nosh me off
women would you date a sex addict?
>>33642476God, I hate asians
>>33642492>bro don't understand
>>33642483Pretty bad.. Pigeons are the worst for me, even more than gulls, something about them just really freaks me out I can only stand to be around tiny little cute ones or parrots and parakeets, but I don't think I'd like those flying indoors
>>33642500why?
>>33642505M. If I start filling in all those boxes it's gonna sound like I'm trying to save the Aryan race.
For some reason I think women being all mean and tough in nazi attire is hot. I want one to break in into my room and get on to me about being part Jewish and my punishing death is snu snu.
>>33642505MI am attracted to too many archetypes to list them all
>>33642505height: 5'6", race: not white, weight: not skinny & not fat, black hair, dark eyes, thick eyelashes, tattoos, fashionable and accessorizes in a masculine way
>>33642497>saving my hornyposts without permission You owe me royalties on that.
>>33642503Can you handle them when they're off in the trees, chirping? Is it only when they come close?
>>33642505MaleI really like tall women after a short woman broke my heart. Does this make me damaged goods?
>feminists like abortion>feminists want to believe fetuses can't suffer/be conscious at least not until very late in pregnancy>if fish can't suffer/aren't conscious then fetuses can't suffer/be conscious (complex neurological similarities discussed in video below)>Feminists argue in bad faith fish almost certainly can't sufferhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NhCxCLZXYtAhttps://defendingfeminism.substack.com/p/do-fish-and-shrimp-suffer-agonizingI think shrimp and fish are conscious and can experience a significant amount of suffering (at least one percent as much as a human). This is why I donate to charities like shrimp welfare (to stun shrimp before they're killed) https://www.shrimpwelfareproject.org/What do you think?
>>33642505F. I just want to date someone white and at least a few inches taller than me. For men, he doesn't have to be crazy tall, but I'd like him to be wide with a full head of hair. For women, I want her to be a super tall blonde with big tits. But of course these are preferences, not requirements.
why do white people hate nonwhite people so much?
>>33642516Gonna be honest with you boss, I don't care about the shrimp.
>>33642513Yeah I like hearing their songs, but if it's like a weirder, creepier noise or cooing, I get really uneasy and have to keep checking around like I'm in an enemy territory
Moids, I want to build a legion of loyal moids. How do?
>>33642518I'm all that but skinny but I have wide shoulders
>>33642516i simply don't care if it suffers or not, the government should not be able to legally obligate the use of one person's organs to sustain another.
>>33642518Is your throuple bf super tall?
>>33642522Namefag first
>>33642516stfu retard
>>33642522My loyalty has already been claimed, and you can never steal it away.
>>33642522be hot and start streaming yourself yapping and playing video games and stuff, things lonely zoomers like
>>33642521I think I understand. I'm afraid of harmless insects for some fucking reason, and I killed one that got in earlier (some tiny roach), and I can't stop looking around now.>>33642522Namefag and be very cutesy and flirty.
>>33642522Find a warrior-chieftain moid, become his bride and confidant, support him as he rallies armies against your enemies.
Konpeko, konpeko, konpeko! Hololive san-kisei no Usada Pekora-peko! domo, domo!
>>33642520I'm firing you >>33642524I think they should able to if someone willfully chooses to force another into a state of dependence on them https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zkH3vrevU9ohttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=V_YCRBl8Y_4https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0OV30m4gUp4
>>33642531Well good on you for getting rid of it at leastThankfully I'm not scared of bugs
>>33642526>>33642530>>33642531I always wonder: when a woman is publicly flirty with more than guy, why doesnt this deter men from pursuing her? Why doesn't this send the message she's not serious about any of them for eg? What keeps those men going?
>>33642538Bring out pekomama
>>33642516Yes mommy feminazi be mean to me! Call me worthless scum! YES! YES!
>>33642505She’s gotta be at least 5’6 but ideally 5’8-5’10Generally I’ve preferred skinny girls, but recently I’ve also found some thiccer women very attractive tooFace is very important for me. I like sexual maturity, not cuteness. But there’s also so many kinds of faces, it’s hard to pinpoint the je ne sais quoi. I’ve thought about compiling a list of facial phenotypes, with anthropology at its core, but also that feels psycho as fuck.
>>33642525He's the same height as her or maybe a little taller. Around 6'. Super tall compared to me, at least.
>>33642541Uh, sex. Boobs. You know.
>>33642535I don't want to live in the shadow of a moid, unless I ask him to shield me with his body and sacrifice himself for me ^^
>>33642539oh ok, i'll respond to this post with my thoughts in around 4 hours after i watch those videos
>>33642540Yeah but it doesn't help me not freak out when I feel any sort of itch on my leg, or I have to enter a dark room. :( Thanks for answering all my questions anon.>>33642541The attention, and a vain hope that maybe, just maybe, they can be the one that she decides to get serious about.
>>33642550Okay I'll respond to that response
GenderWould you date a fat person?
Do you guys think that pekomama would date human stoplight if that was the only way of having the chance to have a pekoson that can grow tall enough
>>33642542nande-peko???
>>33642547When the three of you go out together and she wears heels, that makes her the tallest? Neat.
>>33642551>The attention, and a vain hope that maybe, just maybe, they can be the one that she decides to get serious about.So easy is the answer. I just needed to hear it from someone else I guess.
>>33642547JH, I am genuinely curious what your dad thinks about your new relationship.
>>33642556She doesn't wear heels much, but yes she'd be tallest in that scenario.>>33642557Depends whose face I'm sitting on in the moment. But seriously, I love them equally.>>33642559He doesn't know, it's none of his business.
>>33642551You're welcome anon
>being the third/unicorn for a swingers coupleIs this the female equivalent of wasting years of your life pining after a girl who doesn't want you
>>33642563Is she insecure about her size the same way you're insecure about yours? Too bad you can't Freaky Friday and swap.
>>33642566how is that even remotely the same?
>>33642553I thought about it last year. I hadn't had feelings for someone for a while so I guess you could say I was thirsty (but not like that). The guy was ugly and fat, but we shared a conversation that was comfortable and I could show a raw, honest version of myself and talk without many restrictions.Then we talked other times and his sexist, insecure, controlling side reared his ugly head. And the way he went about shutting down aspects of my personality that he didn't like (my feminism, my assertiveness..) was insidious and manipulative too. I hope I don't have to interact with him anymore.
>>33642569For a girl whose goal is marriage and children, this is years of her life that won't be leading to marriage or children.
>>33642567No, she's pretty comfortable in her body. The only thing she often complains about related to her body is that she wishes her skin was nicer. She had acne growing up apparently and if you look closely you can see the left over scarring.
>>33642547>>33642563I don't know how anyone can be in a thouple without wanting to kill themselves of lame and cringe- ESPECIALLY being not only being the third wheel, but the shortest as well. I'd feel like I'm doing some retarded daughter ERP holy fuck
>>33642558Yep. I've been through it myself, sorta. It's pointless, you can't get close to somebody by just being an orbiter.
>>33642553>Gender>Would you date a fat person?Maybe
>>33642471myao myao is sleepy todaygoodnight everyone
>>33642576It doesn't feel like that. Most of the time, when we go out, it still just feels like we're friends hanging out. And we're equals, they don't treat me like a fucking baby.
>>33642579PLAP
>>33642579sends 500 nukes to your location
>>33642575Then get her some heels already. Don't settle for boobs below your face when you hug. You deserve better, you deserve boobs in your face when you hug.
>>33642549YES FEMNINAZI MOMMY BE MEAN TO ME!
>>33642519Indoctrination, brainwashing, non whites are equally as savages as whites. That be said always be extremely cautious around people that make your hairs stand up, it has happened to me so yeah be careful
I spent so much time with women who treat me like poop that the first time I get a gorgeous woman who treats me like I'm a god and makes me feel amazing I automatically think she's got something she's hiding from me or she's playing me.Is this reality or my own fault and cynicism?She eventually left me.
>>33642573ok, and how does that compare with someone doing nothing because in his head he should be with this one person
>>33642476>Femanons, what ARE you gonna do if another woman closes in on your man? Will you watch from the sidelines and hope he doesn't choose her?I don't have a man
>>33642579ning
ning ^ㅂ^
I hate that people keep thinking I'm a girl
>>33642589I think anyone who thinks life is fair is insane.Horrible people get billions of dollars and everything they ever dreamed of, and they bang little kids on private islands.Meanwhile I drove past an incredibly beautiful new children's hospital today they built in the middle of nowhere. There are like 400 kids in there dying of cancer and kidney failure and ankylosing spondylitisGotta enjoy what life gives you, while you have it. Can eat shit or win the lottery and we better all be prepared for both.
>Chad has two girlfriends and I have none
>>33642585I'm sure she must have some. She will always find a way to put her tits in my face regardless of what she's wearing, though.
>>33642592>>33642593ningger
>>33642596Life is unfair, but death, you'll find, is VERY fair
>>33642597i fucking know right?? Life aint fair bros
>>33642596My rationale now is that I'm glad it ended sooner than later as it eventually would have. I would have eventually hated her like every other woman. Hell I was already thinking she was kind of a bitch.
>>33642601If she were smart, she would be working to usurp the original gf and kick her out of the relationship.
>>33642590I was thinking, isn't it gonna feel just the same in a few years looking back?
>>33642601Is this before or after I have a hypothetical baby with them?
Do you guys think that pekomama is evil if pursuing a human stoplight was the only way of having the chance to have a pekoson that can grow tall enough
>>33642586*titls your chin to take a look at your face* Awww, he's so readily trainable <3
women, do you hate windows updates?
>>33642601>>33642609They're not gonna getting married on hold if they want to for their pet house-slave's baby lol
>>33642614Not sure. I don't have any recourse if they magically and suddenly hated me. Same with any relationship.
I'm a very rapeable man
>>33642617>anon has a stroke typing
>>33642589>I automatically think she's got something she's hiding from me or she's playing me.Every man was affectionate, respectful.. to kekThen we tell you this approach doesn't work on men, and that men for some reason want to be treated like ass, but we don't get believed either
>>33642593what the fuck do you want
>>33642611what does human stoplight mean
>>33642626Every man I was*
I heard some bitch is nonstop posting about me on this board. Is it my ex?
>>33642622send the address
>>33642628Extremely tall man like over 190cm/6'3''
>>33642628Please do not feed the schizoposters.
ninga please!
>>33642633You're just mad you can't be a pekoson
>>33642628I assumed they were talking about an anime or some shit
>>33642616i never notice them
>>33642613>gives male version of ahegao to femanon
>>33642631are you a cute adult woman?
>>33642626I DID want to be treated like that, but it made me feel insecure because she made me feel so good compared to previous girls, so much so that I felt like I wasn't worth it. This led to me being very obsessive over her and made me say/do things that made her lose attraction. She went from thinking im a cool, poker face man slut with no smile to a shy obsessive love wanter and marriage attempter. She fuckin broke me dog.
>>33642499yes>>33642641ohhh lort, i just creamed my panties
>>33642640you don't notice when you turn your computer on and have to wait for the update to install?
cant sleep (˃̣̣̥ᯅ˂̣̣̥)
>>33642651it's because I'm not spooning you, I'm sorry :(
>>33642639Idk if anyone even thinks we're together. We haven't gone out as a throuple yet, but we went out together before now a ton and nobody ever assumed anything.
>>33642653frfr and i am so sad!!
>>33642642something like that
>>33642651it's because we're not cuddling rn
>>33642593fake myao .·°՞(≧□≦)՞°·. why do they do this...
>>33642650no that hasn't happened to me
>>33642650nta but isn't "update, then shut down" a default option?
>>33642656y-you're a penis having man aren't you? sorry only women can rape me
Grim...
>>33642651Rub one out.Always works for me.
>>33642663no
>>33642643in my experience anon is they (men) think you have no one and that's why you're "going overboard" with them trying to trap them
what does it mean if a boy with downs syndrome laughs at you while you're shopping at the grocery store
I wonder if a lot of you would have survived 4chan back in he 2000s
>>33642666that never works for me
>>33642641i don't want that, i want you to moan my name
>>33642553I did, three times, 2 guys, one woman I could share clothes with.
>>33642664ew no
>>33642672How old are you and do you think Pekomama would be evil in that case?
>>336426712 weeks bad luck
>>33642659pspsppspspsp
>>33642676uhh no what? you don't have a penis? or you don't want to rape me?
>>33642499Yeah, did that. He also was like "dude slow down." He even said he used to protitute himself and shit into plastic bags for politicians.
I really hate women.
>>33642658๐·°(⋟﹏⋞)°·๐ i save my cuddles 4 only one man...
>>33642678do you think he thought i was hideously ugly and funny looking
>>33642553MChubby is okay, obesity is scary and would be a no from me>>33642579goodnight! :)
>>33642669I just checked. On Enterprise you can right click the prompt and it gives that option.
Women did you google penises on the internet?
menis weather ball a good pokemon move
>>33642684even myao?! ദ്ദി(｡•̀ ,<)~‧+
I think you're all retarded just like me
>>33642476I'll watch for my own entertainment, likely while still being interrupted by moids hitting on me.
>>33642670ITA im a guy talking about a girl.
Speaking of Windows update, I think I just bricked a PC because of it.Shit.
>>33642692you would be correct!
>>33642688you can do that just by pressing alt F4 but it doesn't matter since it updates once you turn it on
>>33642689Yeah. Cause my mother refused to teach me shit.
>>33642686Nah, I don't think so
>>33642696FUCK windows updates
>>33642690yes (˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶)
>>33642696How??
Do you guys have any good hornyposting tutorials?
>>33642695Yes, and I was responding because of this:>>I automatically think she's got something she's hiding from me or she's playing me. Anyway, I'll stop replying to you.
>>33642681you're not making this easy but i guess that's the point
>>33642690I played a rom hack using a rain team recently and I had special zard with weather ball and hurricane, it was fun
>Be me>13 year old in boys only catholic school>Science teacher teaches us about the reproductive system>Makes us draw a diagram of the cock and balls>doesn't teach us about vaginas or let us draw a vaginaWhy did she do that??
>>33642699Are you selecting "shut down" or "update and shut down"
>>33642704you are not a man.......... right?>>33642709i just like the idea of raikou or zapdos having a 100bp water move lmao
>>33642710Too hard to draw?
>>33642710Because she's an abstinence only educator and wants men to be gay.
>>33642706just say whatever's on your mind
>>33642707Good, stop. Block me like she did.
>>33642706Just ask questions to femanons about what you would like to have done to you, but not directly>Women, would you try to suck both of a guy's balls at the same time?
We're breaking up, who gets to keep the pets, anon, me or you?
>>33642712oop! of course not, silly (⸝⸝๑﹏๑⸝⸝)
>>33642718M, meHow could I trust you not to kill them to hurt me?
>>33642718Me
>>33642685It's over.
>>33642712they/them is a man
>>33642718Me, fuck you cunt
>>33642712It’s gimmicky and I wouldn’t call it good but it can be fun.
>>33642723No cute korean gf whispering ning in your ear :/
What does ning mean
>>33642728ninga!
>>33642712Oh, uh, you're not supposed to use Legendaries on your team. Use Pokemon who are your FRIENDS.
>>33642727Why live?
(っ˶ ˘ ᵕ˘)ˆᵕ ˆ˶ς) me && him
>>33642732To get a glorious, superior Japanese girlfriend and laugh at k*rea
Is there anything more boring than an asian american woman that makes drinking boba her entire personality?
>>33642672that's why some of us are old though. unfortunately, we did
>>33642732I don't know. It gets harder everyday
>>33642705Disclaimer: I'm stupid.I have a thinkcentre PC with something wrong with its network connectivity, so I use it air-gapped. I installed ltsc and pirated solidworks on it.Today I tried adding pirated NX to it, but the install failed due to lack of disk space. I used the default "free up storage" option, which got hung up on removing the old update files. So I tried killing the settings window and restarting.The PC has said "getting windows ready, don't turn off your PC" ever since. I think it's borked.
>>33642691Yes, definitely.
>>33642734Who?
>>33642734Wait you caught a moid? Which one?
>>33642683>He even said he used to protitute himself and shit into plastic bags for politicians.Like, did they pay him? Or was this a form of protest?
>>33642736A white woman that does the same
>>33642741(≖⩊≖) liar
>>33642744They paid him apparently. Wanted it live.
>>33642743>Which one?MKG
>>33642740Oh dearThere's probably some way to fix it
>>33642743That is fake myao
>>33642711I select shut down and it still updates when I turn my pc on
>>33642735Where do I even begin to look
>>33642741what about ....(ㅅ´ ˘ `)now? muhaha
>>33642743Jimmy
>>33642708huh? now I'm more confused
Do women like Lily from Katawa shoujo exist irl?
>>33642748fake myao alert ( ˶°ㅁ°) !! mkg is only my fren !
>>33642750>>33642754Would the real myao moid please stand up?
>>33642286We are so back!
>>33642718PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME I CAN CHANGE1!!!
>>33642740Looks like it's time for a crash course in Linux.
>>33642759it's ihatewomen-chan
>>33642759She is still a moidlet I am afraid
>>33642758damn, that's even worse. you gotta deal with his personality and you're not even getting any dick?beta orbiter stuff
>>33642757Isn't she defective, broken trash?
Haven't seen my thread crush in a while
>>33642758You're friends with the guy who cheats on his wife with /atoga/ girls?
>>33642757Whats her disability
>>33642309Mhm mhm mhm
>>33642767>Isn't she defective, broken trash?I am going kill you violently>>33642771Blind
>>33642752Either New York, USA, or somewhere in Japan
>>33642773Hanako better
>>33642328Yeah.
>>33642777He would have to be smaller than you. Two of you would break the couch.
We have received reports of a fake myao on 4channel.org. Our investigation has reached a roadblock, sending to the CIA...
WomenPleeeeeease have mercy on me :(
>>33642749I decided to just unplug it and it seems to have worked. I'm sure I'll fuck it up again shortly.
>>33642779We've concluded our investigation. Results: 4chan user myao is dating and currently sleeping with 4chan user ◻◻◻◻◻.
>>33642782Let me believe for a second man..
>>33642762>falls for the same bs for the 100th timeBut this time it's for real, right? ^^
>>33642776She's nice too, but i got her bad ending so Lilly better
>>33642786JIMMY supremacy
Is it really possible for a guy to have a figure like this, or is it just pure fantasy? =/
>>33642786CIA, we're subpoenaing you. You must disclose the name of that user at once
Hey guys, where can i buy some dope or snow?
>>33642791With good genetics maybe
>>33642792President, we had it redacted at your discretion. Please consult with the secretary of defense fir a security briefing at once.
>>33642791You have to get one of those genetically gifted lanky dream-guy fags to work out. But you can't, since they can get hot 9/10 girlfriends without ever touching a weight and their girls like it that way
>>33642791HOW AM I MEANT TO COMPETE WITH GANONDORF?!
>>33642791If he gets hit by a truck and gets the right isekai.
>>33642781Why?
Let us close our eyes and bow our heads in prayer
>>33642793Hit up ICE
i think that gay men made me lose attraction to twinks
>>33642801*shoots u*
>>33642799I am weak
>>33642792>>33642793>>33642795Woah, the real fuzz is on 4chin u guise! :)
>>33642804Bassed
State genderHow tech illiterate are you?
>Gender>Newest fetish you and your SO are engaging in to spice your relationship up?Me?MPut my gf down on all fours (sometimes naked, sometimes not,) sit on top of her back and ride her around like a horsey. I pull her hair back to use as reins and use my belt as a crop to spank her to go faster. >inb4 you lieI do not. We're currently looking into getting a ball gag for her or some sort of makeshift mouth bit to make thing even more fun.
>>33642796Nah, working out won't change your bones. You need to be born correctly to have broad shoulders + skinny waist
>>33642801Amen>>33642805*shoots your bullet, diverting its path*
>>33642795We're contacting the president now
>>33642810As a Computer engineering graduate... VERY
>>33642812You can find a guy like that, but he's gonna be darker than ganondorf
>>33642810MExtremely when it comes to hardware
>>33642813I think real myao went sleepy
Women would you date a sedentary man?
>>33642797>tfw she wants you to have a Ganondorf body>all you have is a Ganon bodyIt's over.Thread Theme:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AH4Vx5zz7Go
Women, what is the appeal of an older man?
>>33642823I wish, I'm built like Master Kohga
>>33642810Medium.
>>33642810i know how to build electronics, pcs, basic programming, and learned quite a few open source programs.... i feel tech illiterate as fuck though
>>33642797If it makes you feel any better, he really let himself go- I HATE all his other fridge-bodied, disgusting beard-having, wrinkled old designs.. TOTK let me down SO hard, the character designer should be fired
>>33642814This is the president speaking. Disclose that name immediately!
>>33642810MaleI do not believe in computer chips. They aren't real. There are no computations and operations being performed on a thin little sheet of metal. It's not possible. It's all fake.
>>33642788yes this time I will change I promise just please don't leave me
>>33642773>BlindCute, my favorite Sequel Colony girl is Lestea so I understand the appeal
>>33642810I'm no tech master but I can solve computer issues very reliably and have dabbled with fixing home electronics lately.
>>33642821yeah.... fucking JIMMY really tired her out
>>33642810M. I can't program and it makes me feel retarded. But I can usually sus out how to use any consumer grade software I come across.
>>33642812I mean you have to find a guy born that way, and then make him work out to look like that pictureThose guys are allergic to working out since when you're born with those genes, girls want to lick your naked body when you weigh 100 pounds
>>33642759it's the sonic anon
*calibrates space laser*
>>33642831What is you theory about how computers actually work?
>>33642838Which one
>>33642810Literate enough to help old people and normies with their tech issues but too dumb to do anything significant compared to actual people who understand
>>33642824Lots of things but I think it all boils down to a sense of emotional security
>>33642840That's for someone else to figure out. My theories extend only as far as I need.
>>33642839*paints target on ballsack*
>>33642841all of them, at once. in fact myao is one of them
>>33642824not a girl but ask any girl to list what she wants in her ideal manthen count how many years it would take you to achieve all that shitthen you will understand
>>33642810MaleI'm a network engineer, so I spend every day working with computers and troubleshooting all kinds of things.
>>33642844Oh, so it really is a Daddy thing. That sounds very similar to the appeal of cougars or Mommies
Women how would you feel if you saw a stone cold truecel irl
>>33642810Female, very
femanon, can you scratch my scrotum please?
>>33642848Is myao a split personality for me?
>>33642852How would she even know
>>33642328Can i have the genderswapped version of this please
myao wants BGC
GenderHow fast can you cum without visual aid?
>>33642841the one that posted his hedgehog plushie
Girls, could you please list what you want in your ideal man?
>>33642861MMaybe a minute
>>33642856I have a dark aura, like antigravity that literally repulses people
>>33642860Big Glorbian Cock
>>33642850Can you explain what whonix is?
>>33642861Mit takes about the same amount of time, I prefer audio porn rbh
>>33642861MI've had sex blindfolded, about 15 minutes give or take
How rare are women who actually prefer average peens?
>>33642851Yes for me it is a Daddy thing, but weirdly not a daddy issues thing
>>33642796>>33642837HumphThings aren't easy when you have fine tastes..
>>33642860As an Asian learning about what BGC is made me laugh
>>33642871Extremely rare, they only want penises the size of their pinkie finger
>>33642861M. Fast as hell, I can imagine some pretty good scenarios.
>>33642866I am familiar with that
>>33642850Did you become a network engineer with or without a degree.>>33642872>but weirdly not a daddy issues thingNo one said or implied it was femanon
>>33642872NTA, so do you mean it as like, you want him to BE the daddy of YOUR kids?
>>33642874That is like the most basic taste
PP, peen, peenar, penis, dick or cock?
>>33642886Dick by Default
Women clearly prefer taller men Why am I supposed to believe they want average penises?
>>33642877that's small though
>>33642890No one wants your tiny dick, freak
>>33642875When did you first learn about the superiority of BGC?
>>33642885Nah, that's ugly fridges- whether it's a thicc fridge or only lightly muscled
>>33642886cock
>>33642891...including the 5-inch acrylic nail.
>>33642890Height is like, the most visible and important thingHidden stuff doesn't matter, out of sight, out of mindRemember it's all about status and showing off
>>33642893Something like a year and a half ago, maybe two?
Why do women only like guys who jerk off into socks and eat their own cum?
>>33642880Fair, I guess I get preemptively defensive about it>>33642884That too, yes
>>33642893NTA but when the BGC guy first started spamming it on pol, it was pretty funny actually
>>33642890I'll tell you a secret, all cocks look big next to a woman since they're smaller than us in general
>>33642868I've never really looked into it before, but it looks like it's basically a Debian LiveUSB that uses Tor for all network traffic. Seems like a lot of work for little benefit, considering both Linux and Tor are almost certainly compromised by multiple governments.>>33642880Technically I had that title before I had a degree, but I wasn't really doing engineering work then. I completed a degree after a couple of years and then I've switched jobs a few times since then, and now I'm doing actual engineering work, and I make a lot more money now too.
GenderIf the tech was there to have your genes analyzed and to have your optimal life path laid out for you (the best job for you, your most compatible romantic partner) and it was mandatory that you followed this path, would you be in favor of it or against it?
>>33642904*looks nervously at the tall women in this thread*
>>33642907That's not how genetics work, lol
>>33642907MI'd do it
>>33642907MFavor, I need any help I can get and having government mandated gf would be nice
>>33642902That's the only way I would ever want to use it, the whole Daddy thing is just really not for me- but that could be hot as I loove impregnation/making babies and becoming parents stuff..I hope things go good for you sis
>>33642909Just pretend
>>33642907My tism already lead me to math.But id rather be single than with a woman I didnt want to smash so, na
>>33642899Are you a woman and would you like a BGC to keep you company?>>33642903That was me
>>33642906>Debian LiveUSB that uses Tor for all network traffic.I thought that was Tails?
Hey, femanons. What are (You) up to?
>>33642907f, i have literally no job i can handle so having a government assigned one stalin style would be good
>>33642907Female, no I don't need that especially not if mandatory means you can never quit or change jobs or can never separate without legal punishment
>>33642872What's your age gap?
Women, do you tie your head in a tight bon when you want to be taken seriously?
>>33642907MNo, that sounds exploitable and like it would be a nightmare.
>>33642923doomscrolling pinterest and watching american dad and putting off what i ought to be doing
>>33642849>Then they go and fuck the broke drug addict with square jawline anyway because "hes so fun "Yeah...
>>33642929Your hair, I meant
Femanons, do you have bangs?
>>33642929i never want to be taken at all
>>33642932>putting off what i ought to be doingBrushing your teeth and going to bed? Me too, me too.
>>33642921No and I already have one>>33642907MYeah probably. https://youtu.be/D04wb7P_v-4
>>33642474Women are BUILT for BSS
>>33642936yep
>>33642907As someone else said, the job part assumes that boredom and routine doesnt exist After 2-3 years at same job i get literally mentally ill and i HAVE to quit to not want to kill myselfBoomers who have 70iq didn't have that problem
>>33642925Comrade f.You be cleaning the toilets all day. Do 79 or no bread today, also you live in studio appartment no matter how big family get.
>>33642908god I wish I had a tall gf I think my cock is good enough to please one I think (I hope)
>>33642939reading a book so i can repair my relationship with my older sister. i barely brush my teeth anymore.
>>33642923Watching him play cronos.
>>33642747Did he ever name names?
I really want some cookies :(
>>33642915Very understandable, thank you and best wishes to you too
>>33642943Thats cause tip tok didnt destroy their attention span zoomer
>>33642936No. I have a slight side bang. Not as dramatic as I want it because I lost legnth.
>>33642942sexoooooo
>>33642946Please brush your teeth. Your older sister will want to see you taking care of yourself, I imagine.What's the book?
I would like to report that uhmI was at gym today again, and few girls were glancing at me and stuff.But the nicest part was when the qt redhead that i mentioned before was exercising right next to me, and we had some eye contact as i was preparing myself to do the lift, and she got shy and looked down but smiled a bit.Should i talk to her next time?
>>33642955>>33642956Teeth are for gay people, that's why fairies come and get them.
>>33642921Really? Well you gave me a few laughs, it was a good antidote to all the bee bee cee spam
>>33642736One who makes bwc her entire personality
>>33642956i'll do it tonight, it just never occurs to me. i constantly run my tongue over my teeth so there's never scuzz on it.it's her book.
God, holy war is so fucking based.
>>33642961she should make BGC her entire personality instead
>>33642928Nothing extreme, 12.5 years
>>33642958I always look forward to your posts anonYes, just start with something obvious and simple
>tfw no JH to service my BWC with every orifice and crevice of her curvacious body
>>33642804You appropriated twinks from the fags.
>>33642942Pretty
>>33642804Which one did it for you?Their poop incontinence problems or their pedophilic tendencies?
>>33642967Fire Emblem Genealogy of the Holy War right?
>>33642962You could set a twice-daily alarm to remind yourself to brush.I hope it's a good book and I hope it helps you mend your relationship.Can we make a deal? If you brush your teeth and read tonight then I will too.
>>33642971Any ideas what should that be? I feel like shes pretty nooby when it comes to lifting but i dont want to be the mansplainer, did that mistake before.I could compliment her outfits, she usually has a nice dark green outfit which really compliments her natural red hair
>>33642907Yeah sure. Do you know why? So I can give "The Mainframe" the middle finger and blame it for why my assigned romantic partner hates me and I can't fit into its planned society. In fact, many people will join me, and there will be a revolution, a spectacular one. We'll overthrow the system and pretend that we will build a new, better world. Then we'll be right at square one where we are currently, but at least there will have been a cool story and a revolution for the history books. Just like that movie with Shailene Woodley. You know, they do call people like us "neurodivergent" like in that movie, Divergent. Maybe, for once, just during that revolution, I can feel like the normies agree with and understand us. You know why, too. They will have someone to blame that isn't themselves. Your mainframe will be their scapegoat for their own hatred and judgments, and their own poor choices.
>>33642948If I say yes, is he going to get a worse fate than what he's sewn already?
>>33642967>God, holy war is so fucking based.Alhamdulillah, brother.
>>33642378Gay as fuck
>>33642958Yeah, start really light.
>>33642983Of course not! This is a country of laws.
FemanonsDid you realize that modern feminism was researched and backed by CIA and you got sold a bunch of lies that will actually make your life worse?But thats just a conspiracy theory of course.
>>33642991He showed me his house when I was driving in downtown new bern.
I've been eating drastically better and getting a ridiculous amount of cardio in for two months now. I feel like I've lost weight, my clothes are looser, and my legs hurt far less. Yet my weight on the scale is completely the same. Why?
>>33642977I thought i just got into different bodies in time, but i was looking at another board and the way some male anons talk about twinks grosses me out and makes them look like children to me somehow
>>33642995Could be various amount of things1) broken low quality / cheap scale2) water retention from sodium or hormones3) you are hydrating properly for first time in your life4) your food might have better macroes but your caloric intake is too high, so you are recomping (staying at same weight but getting leaner)Yadda yaddaAlso, 2 months aint shit, its like enough to see some small changes in mirror / picsKeep going.
>>33642997lmao, letting your individual preferences be influenced by others. you probably have problems with insecurity don't you?
>>33642995Maybe your body composition has changed, less fat and more muscle. It doesn't matter though, all that really matters is how you look and feel
>>33642995Shifting from fat to muscle plateaus your weight, but shrinks your measurements. My silicone bracelet is really loose on my wrist now, and my ring might need a spacer soon.
>>33642995Besides what he said: remember muscles are heavier than fat. So you can slim down physically and still be just as heavy if your leg muscles are getting stronger. Leg muscles are the biggest and strongest in the body.
>>33642946Brush your teeth, femanon. Someday your smile will feel like a warm blanket. On a cold day for a man.
>>33642979i already did, lol, do it if you want to>>33643008i really doubt that
>>33643003Huh??? I was already basically not into them anymore, i'm just saying i was so grossed out that i felt like i even had hallucinations back when i was into them but sure i'm insecure about other kinds of things sometimes
>>3364274010 or 11? i've done a couple offline installs of iot ltsc with pirated autodesk, adobe, and office products on it and never see that message past the initial setup. this month's cumulative update also took less than ten seconds to install upon restart just now
>>33643002>>33643005>>33643006>>33643007This is some interesting stuff I've never thought about, thanks anons. It's not even like I'm trying to lose weight, I just decided one day after eating some total bullshit that I was tired of it, and decided I was going to make better choices instead of easy ones.
>>33642994>new bernThey must've been members of the Grand Odour Party.
>>33643009Even when you're single, it's better to have clean teeth and a chance for a man rather than unclean teeth and no chance for a man.
>>33642993id like to hear more about this
>>33642995I had the same problem but I was trying to gain weight. It took me about 5 months to finally gain 10 pounds. Give it more time
>>33643008>.Damn this period.>>33643009>i really doubt thatIt seems like everyone does nowadays. My gf and me are each other's firsts. We're both in our 30s.
I love JH so much I could cry
>>33643008Not her but oh, anon..I love that
>>3364301110. But it's all good. I restarted it with no issues. This isn't a new set up, SW has been fine on it for a bit. I've already finished installing NX, played with it, and decided to delete it.
>>33642993The first radfem organization was started by a Rothschild, lol.
>>33643022Thanks. It's true!
Mossad brainwashed me into not liking twinks
Just got back from performatively going to the library. Gonna go to a coffeeshop and read until a woman notices.
when woman is nice to me it makes my entire week so much better
>>33643017Gloria Steinem: The CIA AssetGloria Steinem led the Independent Research Service (IRS) from 1959–62, a front funded by the CIA. Its goal: infiltrate youth festivals and steer global narratives. Source: The New York Times, Feb 21, 1967 – “CIA Subsidized Firms Used to Aid Students” Source: Steinem herself admitted it: "If I had the choice, I would do it again."The Ford Foundation, a known CIA conduit, helped fund Ms. Magazine—which pushed anti-male, anti-family feminist doctrine. Source: The New York Times, April 9, 1977 – "CIA Gave Funds to Education Unit"
>>33643028It's okay I love her from afar
>>33643013That's great anon, sounds like it's paying off for you too. Well done
>>33643030That's sad
>>33643029Are you going to read porn in public for the moms in your sweatpants?
>>33643030>Be me>Ugly kissless virgin>Talk with a cute girl or see one randomly smile to me>Melting inside because ohmygodshessocute.avif>2 hours later>If only my face didnt look like someone threw a brick at it, i should kill myself right now
>>33643036Kek. Yeah, I know that feel.
>>33643035They don't have porn at my public library, I don't live in Europe.
>>33643034I know
how do you deal with anxiety-induced hot flashes? It makes me more anxious when people see me turn red and sweat all of a sudden for no reason.
It should be me, it should be me!
I can jerk off to memory of a cute girl smiling to me.Remember this femanons.
>>33643041That's menopause.
>>33643038Oh my bad, I thought this was euro hours.So, what'cha reading?
>>33643045B-but I'm a man
>>33643044i'm literally always scared about this but i don't hate males enough to not treat them like human beings either
>>33643044This would do numbers as a tweet
>>33643041THISGIRLISONFIIIIREEEEEEE
>>33643041what happens if I notice and I tease you?
>>33643050Thats kinda hot. This nut is for you.
>>33643031im not anti male or anti family but i would never want to give up my ability to be independent and to be able to leave an abusive or unhappy relationship without financial hardship
>>33643054Can you even imagine someone who doesn't like twinks
>>33643053I think I would die
>>33643041You gotta learn breathing exercises like those tibetan monks and learn to regulate your body temperature through sheer force of will.
>>33643044Do you think I'm going to get upset about that anon? I don't mind
>>33643031NTA. There's also a document from the late 50s where some officials discuss encouraging women to enter the workforce as a population control measure.
>>33643046I got these>Kenilworth by Walter Scott>The Life and Opinions of Tristram Shandy, Gentleman by Laurence Sterne>The Origins of Science Fiction, a short story collection of proto-Sci-Fi.>The Third Man by Graham Greene.Last month I read>Candide by Voltaire>The Red and the Black by Stendhal>Gulliver's Travels by Jonathan Swift>VALIS by Phili K. Dick
>>33643056What does this have to do with what I said
>>33643057hey anon why are you so red and sweaty?
>>33643064Just testing, i think i'm safe enough
>>33643050I'm male but I always want to be kind to these lunatic masturbating or otherwise crazy freaksI mean, who else is going to? I smile at pretty girls, but everyone does. They probably get 400 smiles a day.
>>33643065Because I want to die.
>>33643041Is this the gay twink anon that everyone assumes is female?
>>33643071Th-the what?
>>33642674YES MY FEMINAZI QUEEN!
>>33643066What the fuck are you on
>>33643050>>33643059NTA. But I'm a virgin who's also been diagnosed as hypersexual, and even I can't fap to the memory of a smile. I cast doubts upon the validity of anon's story.
>>33643067I'm contemplating if i should turn this into a fetish
>>33643074he's here >>33642594, i think
>>33643080that's a sissy in the making
>>33643070you look like a wet tomato right now
>>33643078How do you get diagnosed as hypersexual????????
i was taking the bus the other day and a guy who was sitting across from me with was looking at me, but not just looking, he was staring at me completely wide eyed. men what does this mean
>>33643062Population control of white people*Notice the difference
>>33643078What kind of things do you think about anon?
>>33643084rape eyes
>>33642672I got here after /b/ raided habbo hotel. So while not an oldfag, I still experienced some of the golden age.
>>33643080hey! I'm not gay!!>>33643081no I'm not!
>>33643059Only hot stacies think like that.>>33643084Hello beautiful rape tomorrow yes
>>33643084He thought you were very attractive
>>33643085I don't recall that distinction being made.
>>33643084he thought you were pretty but he's too autistic to realize he's staring
>>33642672Adv wasnt even a board when i joinedIm fact i couldnt even speak english when i joined i just browsed /s/ for pics of hot sluts because i was a horny 14 year old
>>33643089my brother got married to one of his female friends in habbo hotel during elementary school
>>33643063Oh it's history-buff-moid.
>>33643084I kinda did the opposite of this but instead i was using my bag to cover my face
>>33643086Eating pussy, piv, massaging a woman, getting a blowjob.
>>33643099I'm just reading fiction, I'm not a history buff.
>>33643063>VALIS BASED that's one of my favorite books of all time. Have you read A Scanner Darkly? That's my favorite Philip K. Dick book, you'd probably like it
>>33643084Was looking at the demon behind you.
>>33643093Which ethnicity has the industrious, hard working, capable women?
>>33643084I think that was the bus girl anon
>Masturbation isn't fun anymore What now?
>>33643090so are you the one dying of blushing or not?
>>33643082Please stop...
>>33643084given recent events I think you were lucky you didn't get knifed to death
>>33643099Is there something wrong with being into history?
>>33643108shitposting
Femanon would definitely be red and sweaty after were done having rough hatesex
>>33643105I think it's women from scandinavian countries or nordic ones in general
>>33643101Wonderful taste..
>>33643112femanons aren't white enough for that
>>33643106What do you mean with that
>>33643112he was white with blue eyes and blonde hair
penispenis penis penis
>>33643109no I'm not
>>33643083>How do you get diagnosed as hypersexualI think the chart said "male hyperactive sexual desire disorder" if we're being technical. But that's a lot to type, lol.
>>33643121did he look autistic or hot?
>>33643120The guy who was obsessed with some girl on the bus but refused to talk to her
>>33643121flirt with him next time
>>33642339Mario 7 inches
>>33643103>Have you read A Scanner Darkly?No, I've seen the movie though. I've read a number of PKD's books but most of them were more than a decade ago.
>>33643111ok I'll stop
How many white with blue eyes and blonde hair moids post here?
>>33643105myao is all of those things :)
>>33643102>.>>>33643113Nothing but I have some reoccuring autistic history buffs that were in my friend circle that have for the most part ruined conversations on purpose. So I'm now waiting for the shoe to drop.
>>33643125That's something i'd never want to be diagnosed with
>>33643133Green eyes>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Blue Eyes.
>>33642339Klonoa8 inches
>>33643137nta but why not? sounds way more fun than "low libido caused by depression" or something
>>33643117Thank you! :)
>>33643133not me. I'm green, which I'm thankful for. Blue eyes makes me uncomfortable, especially if they're light blue and not a deep dark blue.
>>33643123no I won't show you my penis, stop asking
>>33642339Bonk10 inches
>>33643141^_^
>>33643126in between..... average i guess>>33643129i don't live in that city nor the country (canada) thus will never encounter him again
>>33643108Use lube.But on serious note, maybe its time to start talking to womenT. In same situation >>33643123But enough about hopes and dreams of JH
>>33642339Donkey Kong
Women, do you want more men to be bisexual?
>>33643140Dignity, imagine i get sick and i have to go to the er and i have to tell them i'm dying of sex, wtf
I shlick to pics of moids' eyes
>>33642339Mario 6.5 inch.
>>33643148With a Donkey Dong?
>>33642922It's a difference in approach. Tails is literally a LiveUSB, while Whonix runs a pair of VMs, one of which is the user space and is logically isolated from the hardware and the other VM, which manages all of the network connectivity. Both VMs are ephemeral, meaning they can be replaced at any time. This design theoretically makes it impossible for a rogue application run by the user to make any connections that don't go through the Tor network, while in theory with Tails if a program gains root access it could make connections outside of Tor.
>>33643151>the data collectors really think they're gonna get eye scans added to their collection of fingerprints
>>33643156I shlick to hands too yes
>>33643140I used to jerk off until I'd start bleeding. I have a few visible scars on my penis from it.>>33643137It is burdensome. I'm made a lot of progress, but I still have pretty far to go. The worst part is waking up 2-3 times a night to jerk off.
I ignore a lot of female hornyposts because they seem like RB with the name off.
>>33643151Did you schlick to the selfies that got posted
>>33643161I don't take my name off.
>>33643149ew no
Im not into feet but for some reason if girl is posing for lewd pic with feet visible in the picture it instantly gets me turned on.Last time a girl was doing ab workout in front of me with completely bare feet, on her belly on the floor so i could just see her massive ass and pale small feet and i was battling thoughts about pouncing and prone boning her in public.Such is the life of a horny moid brain.
>>33643154thanks chat-gpt
>>33643160do you get cramps in your hands/wrist/arms
>>33643162If they're hot. Usually hands and dick are better material
>>33643131The book is better than the movie but it was a very good adaptation and I like the rotoscoping, found it interesting. I think blade runner is by far the best PKD movie adaptation and if I'm remembering correctly, he actually really enjoyed the early screenings / scripts he was shown>>33643133>dark brown hairits over
>>33643167Nta but i sometimes cramp up in my thighs while jerking off because i flex my legs
>>33643168Phew, thank god. I wasn't sure how I'd react if you schlicked to mine
>>33643165Please don't get a fetish for the only part of the human body that is supposed to touch the ground
>>33642339castlevania12 inches
>>33643169>its overPost a pic anyway. We're desperate here.....
>>33643150Damn that's badass. Forget dignity, at that point, we're not talking about dignity. We're talking about glory.
my ex wanted me to wear a pink collar with a ribbon and panties, women why are you like this?
how do people without friends find discord servers
>>33643174I only fetishize nice female butts.Legs and feet are just bonus to whatever they are connected to
>>33643167Oh, definitely. Sometimes I stick a fleshlight in a rolled up sleeping bag so I don't have to use my hands. Lol.
>>33643174I'm not a footfag but there's no way that's dirtier than tongueing anus
Women would it seem like I was a killer or something if I gave you a handmade Valentine saying "you're the 255+2 for me!"
>>33643180Videogames and other common hobbies>>33643179Humiliation ritualShe was just checking if she can control you and make you her bitch
Do I have touch my gf if I got one?
>>33643183Well i'm not making a tierlist, but that shouldn't even be mentioned yeah
>>33643185>Humiliation ritual>She was just checking if she can control you and make you her bitchand what would've happened if I agreed to wearing that stuff?
Women, thoughts on a man who sexualizes your body down to your ankles, but no further?From the ankles up you are sexy, but beneath those ankles there is nothing relevant.
>>33643184no just a lame nerd
>>33643184if she has to google that she'll get the ick, google mentions "Xbox" in the AI blurb.
>>33643165>>33643174>>33643181>>33643183I want to try footstuff..I feel like it would feel so nice on the sensitive underside of my feet..but my toes are crooked and ugly -_-
>>33643188Probably a very messy breakup down the line, after you get a plastic toy shoved up your ass a bunch
>>33643190i have ugly feet, they don't need to be paid attention to
>>33643193Lol
>>33643196yes she did mention she wanted to peg me, why can't I attract normal girls?
>>33643194>the one who breaks the scaleSounds like a femanon lmao
>>33643184>you're the 255+2 for me!"What's that a reference to?
>>33643184Don't get the reference.
>>33643195We can try it out I think you would like it, maybe at first something very innocent like teasing my crotch with your foot while wearing socks.
>>33643204>>33643205Nevermind
>>33643205NTA255 is the highest number that can be held in 8 bits, adding 2 makes it wrap around to 1, so it becomes "you're the one for me".
>>33643190Um, is that not a normal man?
>>33643209nta i don't like you
>>33643212Ty
What's an 8 but
This is painfully autistic Do not ever say that towards a woman
>>33643193But you knew what it was, so that also makes you a lame nerd?
>>33643166I didn't use a chatbot to write that, idiot.
>>33643186Yeah
>>33643215What if he wants to CUT your legs at the ankles so he NEVER has to see those DISGUSTING things!?
>>33643220you're such a joyless cunt
Because 7 8 9
>>33643224nta i wish i could do this so i'd be safe from footfags
>>33643176Maybe some other time :)>>33643184Creative but they probably wouldn't get it>>33643205Programming/the way computer's handle numbers. In this case, 255 would be the maximum size of an 8 bit unsigned integer. Adding to this would cause an "overflow". Adding 1 would make the maximum number reset to 0, and adding another 1 would make the value 1
Ill be your 7 and you will be my 9Do you know why>>33643227
>>33643219A bit is the most basic unit in computing, consisting of either a 0 or 1. 8 bits (a byte) can be represented in any arrangement from 00000000 to 11111111.
>>33643230>Adding 1 would make the maximum number reset to 0Would make the value reset to 0*
Women with male friends should probably avoid being barefoot around them.
>>33643232Because you're a fucking insect and a cannibal?
>>33643222You might as well have.
>>33643229That sounds unsafe, I would recommend encasing your feet in cement bricks instead.Cons:You can't swim.Pros:You can have the bricks shattered if you ever change your mind.You have an easy cosplay as Sleeping With the Fishes next time you go to MafiaCon.
>>33643212I'd call him a nerd and then forcibly kiss him and tell him to get me pregnant.
Women should avoid being around me because they are risking a thought-crime being commited on them after i see them being hot.
>>33643133I'm blond but I have hazel eyes.
I should move to Europe so I have to kiss every woman i meet. That would surely cure me of my shyness.
What are things you've learned about yourself you're not 100% comfortable with? Include gender
>>33643221i'm not a lame nerd... but besides the more famous examples like pacman it's also the reason why you can't catch beldum in a heavy ball in sm
>>33643235Moids need jesus to tell them to cut their eyes out again. When is he coming back?
>>33643238>You can't swim.i already can't because when i was a child i got brainwashed into thinking i could learn it on my own and failed
>>33643238You sure i can get the concrete blocks shattered without damaging my soft, delicate, well taken care of, smooth feet?
>>33643245I enjoy putting my hands around a woman's neck much too much. M
>>33643241I don't think women mind being seen as attractive as long as it isn't for degenerate reasons.
>>33643245I have crippling fear of actually having romantic / sexual contact with a girl despite actually being hypersexual libido wiseIts like god played a cruel joke
>>33643247Jews need to build their temple first.
>>33643249I wonder who could be behind this footfag post...
>>33643249i want to remove my internet access because of you
>>33643238As long as they have the Zora Tunic it should be fine
>>33643204KEK.
>>33643254>being hypersexual libido wiseThere's more than one here?
>>33643245wanything sexual
>>33643246NERD
>>33643251When i see a woman wearing nice sports bra with some nice cleavage, im thinking of how nice it would be to titfuck her in said braWhen i see a girl with nice butt I think how nice it would be to grope her and hug her while digging my fingers in her fat buttWhen i see a girl with nice long hair i think about how nice it would be to bury my face in them and smell and kiss her face Im a total freak you see
>>33643255Why jew temple? Is this lore?
Actual question for the possible sex haversHow common is to do sex clothed rather than naked
>>33643267Jews are obsessed with building temples for Moloch, the god of human baby sacrificeThey are literal satanist cult
>>33643245>What are things you've learned about yourself you're not 100% comfortable with? Include genderI feel like I'll look at every woman's boobs and butt eventually. I try not to, but if we see each other once a week, can I really resist forever?
I do not care for the current state of events.
>>33643267>she didnt read the new testament
>to do sexi'm stupid
>>33643268Im not a sex haver but i imagine the quickies where only genitals / ass is exposed are pretty commonplace amongst young and horny people
>>33643273hey anon want to do some sex?
>>33643268Very
>>33643272I forgot the new testament was a thing because bible camp was a cringe experience.
I said something cringe and retarded again. should I kms?
>>33643237How so? I told you what the difference was, didn't I?I did leave out the fact that Tails is based on Gentoo while Whonix is based on Debian.
>>33643268In my experience, extremely rare.
hey you, I love you
>>33643268Anything can be normal if someone else agrees with you to do it regularly.
>>33643267Jews need to rebuild the Temple in Jerusalem for Jesus to come back and start the Rapture.This is why evangelical Christians love Israel even though evangelical Christians hate Jews.All the Jews will die in the Rapture, but first we have to make Israel powerful enough for all the Jews to move there and rebuild the Temple.
>>33643279i do that every hour, kill me too while you're at it
>>33643267In Christianity one of the events preceding the return of Jesus is the "beast" declaring himself god in the third temple.This isn't me >>33643269
>>33643284This anon doesn't know what they're talking about. The idea of a rapture wasn't even formulated until the late 1800s.
it's throbbing...
>>33643290lick
>>33643280This is an ai search result for "whonix vs tails". Your answer is effectively the same.
FemanonsDid you know that jews have tradition of cutting off baby foreskins, and then rabbis sucking on baby penises to """stop the bleeding"""Well now you know
>>33643288I denounce the IDF and their genocide.
Women:why should your future husband have a job when you will have sex with unemployed losers for free?I feel like the result is that you aren't expecting to be attracted to your future husband.I really don't feel like getting another job until I have met a woman who is obsessed with me despite being a 32 year old NEETI feel like that is my only chance at genuine attraction.I was already betabucks in the past and I don't feel like going through that again. Getting lovebombed just because I had a slightly-decent job.
the world would be so much better if men didn't have sex drives
>>33643291don't lick my heart!!!
>>33643296Would humanity even still exist?
>>33643296Well someone has to do the conquering and raping and women are awfully bad at it.
>>33643296I had a sex drive but it died. The world did not improve in any way when that happened.
What if makes it someone’s time to be in a relationship? Or, what is the point of telling someone who is struggling with dating that it’s “just not their time yet”
>>33643288I don't dislike Jews. Just Israel.
>>33643298>>33643299>We could have a society of amazon-like women who pillage villages which men built, raping them to get impregnated and killing them right after and settling into said villages and repeatingShame.
>>33643302Niggas in Paris Jews in ...?
>>33643299ok anon how do i become a better rapist
>>33643303You wouldn't have sex with a man shorter than you
>>33643278>bible campA whole ass camp? It was never that bad for me, and my parents were/are religious zealots lmao. I read maybe half of it before getting bored and playing my DS as a kid
>>33643304New York?
>>33643295Sure good luck with that
>>33643305You are the weakling womanEither get strong and athletic so you can vicegrip a poor man between your legsOr drug a man.Can be me for both
Is it true that if women find out you go to the movies by yourself they think you're mentally ill?
>>33643305put drugs in the drink of the guy you like and then rape him
Do you ever get mad at how easy other people have it
>>33643314Just don't tell them
>>33643306That's a man writing his fantasy brother
>>33643314Women never do things that dont result in them building social connections so yes.They genuinely cant comprehend that a man might prefer to be alone for hours and days and weeks
>>33643314obviously not
>>33643282Thanks, bro. You to.
My stomach hurts every morning
>>33643314How do you get around the no singles policy?
>>33643316I do kinda look at handsome dudes sometimes and feel bad because i look like cave troll compared to them yes Maybe i will reincarnate as an insect next timePerhaps a beautifull butterfly
>>33643316>Do you ever get mad at how easy other people have itNot really. I feel like I don't even have the energy to be bitter anymore.
My dick is stiff every morning
>>33643322Did you get pregnant?
we are an animal species
>>33643323I just wait until another person is going in and stand close to them.
>>33643329I wish
Do women get horny in the morning, too?
>>33643321have a great day bro
>>33643327What are you going to do about it
>>33643308It was just some babysitting in a pastor's backyard they had a pool, and we did bible busywork and had bible verses to regurgitate upon coming back. Kinda weird.
>>33643333no
>>33643209That sounds fun..
>>33643333I get it mostly in nighttime, which makes sense.Why would you want to be like that when you wake up?
>>33643333i do yea
State genderAre you a consoomer?>Did you order takeout / fastfood last month? If yes, how many times?>Did you go out to club / pub / movies / drinks last month? If yes, how many times?>Did you watch a (paid) series on netflix or other streaming service in last month?Or perhaps a PPV fights etc>Did you drink alcohol in last month?How much of a consoomer are you??
>>33643332Why do you feel sick then? Are you congested when you're about to sleep?
women with experience in BDSM:I have a girl who wants me to start putting her in her place when she's sassy. At home this isn't an issue because I can just spank her, but what do I do when she gets mouthy in public?
>>33643342no to all four
My friends family wants her to dump her boyfriend even though they all like talking to him, because he doesn’t have a career, degree, has tattoos, and has depression that he needs meds for. What do you guys think of this situation? She is with him because they ~vibe~
>>33643342f, no, no, no, no.
>>33643314Why would you go to the movies? Don't they all suck now?
>>33643296have you really thought this through?if men didn't have sex drives men would abandon women entirely and the human race would die.
>>33643340>Why would you want to be like that when you wake up?I didn't choose this life, femanon, this life chose me...
>>33643339I imagine it would beImagine i wear comfy sweatpants at home or so, and you noticed a bit of bulge and teased or joked about it while gently applying pressure with foot...
>>33643344Punch her in the face
>>33643342FNoNoNoI had a sip of whiskey someone offered
>>33643336Take the matters in my own hands of courseI cant go to pee with a full hardon
>>33643342>Male>I wouldn't say so>Yes, I sometimes order a burger on Fridays. Maybe twice last month.>Yes, once.>Yes>Yes, homemade meadI don't usually do a lot of consooming. I usually wake up, watch some free YouTube, work, work out, take the dog for an adventure, then do chores and read.
>>33643351nta i hope i never accidentally reply to you
>>33643296Like women are better
>>33643342MOrdered out 4 timesNopeNopeNopeI wasted a ton of money on some bullshit though
>>33643344The polite public thing is to do a public timeout kinda thing. Her friends are going to hate her more though for public kinking without their consent.
>>33643352she said no facial slapping/punching play
>>33643342M>>Did you order takeout / fastfood last month? If yes, how many times?I ate street tacos at my lunch break, just once this month>>Did you go out to club / pub / movies / drinks last month? If yes, how many times?Not out, no >>Did you watch a (paid) series on netflix or other streaming service in last month?>Or perhaps a PPV fights etcNot at all>>Did you drink alcohol in last month?Only bought one bottle of tequila this month and drank it at home listening to music
>>33643349>if men didn't have sex drives men would abandon women entirely and the human race would die.where's the downside
Women, why are you like this?
>>33643342I order takeout occasionally and drink on the weekends.
>>33643245FI wouldn't mind an abusive relationship as long as he was committed to me
>>33643342>>Did you order takeout / fastfood last month? If yes, how many times?I got a taco today.>>Did you go out to club / pub / movies / drinks last month? If yes, how many times?No>>Did you watch a (paid) series on netflix or other streaming service in last month?No>Or perhaps a PPV fights etcNo>>Did you drink alcohol in last month?I took a bite of cheese that tasted off, so I drank a shot of vodka just in case.
>>33643357By everybody she means men got assaulted??that means said crowd is filled with obese stinky women
>>33643366Wife
>>33643342M no no no no.around here this isn't surprising either. 4channers are labelled as basically a void of consumerism; categorized as nondesirable consumers. Like, trying to advertise to the average denizen of 4chan doesn't just mean pissing away advertising money, your product sales can even go DOWN because 4channers will buy less stuff out of spite.
>>33643366Moid hands
>>33643352
>>33643356Why are you mean :(((
>>33643348I go to the indie cinema and watch classic films, I also went to a film festival last month. There are current film i want to see as well, like Paul Thomas Anderson's new film.
>>33643346Might as well stick with him. It's not like she's going to be happy with some ugly rich guy either, she'll just be cheating on that guy or divorcing him. Might as well try to make the hot guy get a degree. It's easier than making a short man taller. Good luck to her.
I am not obese but I’m stinky, what are my chances with men? Yes I try showering and deodorant I just have hyperhydrosis and mental problems that make my body sour and tense
>>33643357b-but there's a difference between real life and f-f-fantasy?
Its almost 8am here and im still not asleep Been shitposting for solid 3 hours in bed almostTime for fap and nap atogays
When was the last time moids posted their hands?
>>33643366need a girl like this to love and spoil cause she's the only one who would appreciate it and not take it for granted
>>33643370Yes pls>>33643372Sadly no, abuse is all I know
>>33643376He’s not hot hes short and balding. Not ugly, but doesn’t work out either
>>33643373>>33643361My badI genuinely have no idea, i'm not bratty and i am a virgin anyway
>>33643375I'm not a girl but I'm sure that you'll be fine mentioning this to girls, they won't be icked that you do this alone.
>>33643380I posted my wrist a couple of weeks ago
>>33643364Is that what that look means? I thought it meant something like "I'm tired of you."
>>33643382<3
>>33643366Neuro?
>>33643342M>Are you a consoomer?Not particularly. I tend to be frugal.>Did you order takeout / fastfood last month?No, I make my own burgers.>Did you go out to club / pub / movies / drinks last month?No.>Did you watch a (paid) series on netflix or other streaming service in last month?Yes, but it's on a shared account; I'm not the one paying for it.>Did you drink alcohol in last month?I've never drank an alcohol. Except one sip of beer when I was like 6.
>>33643377Sweating on itself is not a big problem But if your clothes are stinky from old sweat and bacteria buildup THAT is a big problem For example i learned with my gym clothes that while they are new and fresh everything is fine, but after a bunch of washes they start to kinda stink and they ONLY stink when you get sweaty.Turns out i was washing them with too much detergents(traps stink in fabric) and in too low temps (doesnt get rid of bacteria)Fresh sweat shouldnt smell bad and sour like a day old armpit
I hate being a male attention whore
I fear my posts make me look intellectually disabled
>>33643380I dunno, but I'm not trying to get banned for camwhoring, and I imagine many others feel the same.
>>33643395You should
>>33643343No I don’t think so
>>33643396Cut off your feet and then you can be physically disabled too.
>>33643389>He finally took the Red pill
>>33643366the best girl right here
>>33643380I did not long ago, and even posted face after that
>>33643400Don't be mean :^((
>>33643396That's my intention
>>33643292So what's your problem? That I gave a good answer? All I did was look up Whonix and figure out how it works, I already knew about Tails.
>>33643394My clothes are actually okay because I forbid myself from wearing synthetic fabrics and those trap bacteria
I posted my bulge not that long ago after femanon asked, and femanons didnt post even a strand of hair Terrible returns from that investment.Never trust a femanon they only seek out bulges, eat hot chip and lie.
>>33643398I can't help it, also thanks for the attention
>>33643384maybe that's her fetish, and if she dates a hot rich guy, she'll cuck him with one of those men like in an ugly bastard hentai.
None of you men deserve to have your cocks slobbered on, I hope you know that.
>>33643410Cluster B?
You guys are the only men I understand
>>33643408Ok then you can be my stinky sweaty gf just trim that bush a bit please
if i see anyone i'm getting away from here, you all do not exist
>>33643409Femanons never post anything good.
Women I ran out of fingernails to chew on and so I bit my toenails. I hope you're happy
>>33643389Your hentai folders and semen stained sofa from the 90's don't count as assets anon and no woman would want to take those from you anyways
>>33643412I prefer a softer, teasing blowjob with lots of eye contact.
>>33643409moids really jerk off to a single strand of hair
>>33643412I disagree i know for a fact theres one good moid in here who could get IT
>>33643402I wouldn't be single if that were true
>>33643406I was hoping for some kind of insight from the "network engineer" beyond what I already knew from googling it.
>>33643423LITERALLY who
>>33643413never been diagnosed but I'm pretty sure I am
>>33643423footfag and cbt anon are at the bottom
To get a nursing blowjob rn...
>>33643423Tell us so we can gangrape him
You are the only men I understand and I still barely understand you
>>33643431Is that what a gentle blowjob is called?
>>33643432Men are always so quick to suggest/do gay shit, lmao
>>33643412>what women want men to want: lip filler lips and BBLs>what women think men want: slobbered cocks>what men actually want from women: Today I prepared and stored $264 of beef, chicken, pork, and salmon for my family of five for the month.
>>33643434Yeah when she puts the half flaccid cock in mouth and lazily and very slowly mlems it
>>33643433>>33643414You femanons are my bros
>>33643412You don't deserve to be near my cock.
>>33643436You can't buy a month's worth of meat for even one person on that budget.
>>33643441Negging won't work on me...
I think latdude could slay it if he finally stopped feeling sorry for himself and grew a pair
>>33643342yes i am a dumb foid who eats take out and spends money on frivolous purchases.
>>33643433We must play each other like harmonicas to further our understanding of one other.>FWEEEEEEEEP
>>33643439Those were both me but I don’t remember posting the first one My memory loss is starting to scare me
>>33643420Retard. I don't jerk off to hentai and I don't get cum on my sofa. I haven't even jerked off in 3 or 4 days. Do it less than once a week now. I have tens of thousands in savings. That's what happens when you wagecuck while living at home. I could have almost bought a house. My ex dumped me because I didn't. She wasn't genuinely attracted to me. No woman will be most likely. But if I do get another woman it needs to be genuine desire. Something real that isn't contingent on my job. If I can't get that then why plan for the future? I'll just lie til I can get to fuck and then keep fucking her til she figures out the lie and moves on.
Fine i admit it, i want to feel a hard warm cock on my face right now
>>33643366how abusive are we talking here
>>33643427>network engineer in quotesWhy are people like you always at the same time so utterly clueless, and so self-assuredly arrogant?
>>33643431Handjob*
>>33643444I got a (you) for "negging" and the others didn't. You are so hopeless.
Women, please choose one of the following blowjobs to give.>cock slobbered on>a softer, teasing blowjob with lots of eye contact>puts the half flaccid cock in mouth and lazily and very slowly mlems it
>>33643401Yeah it is finally hitting me how absolutely fucking worthless I am. I am working on getting /fit/ and getting a better job but holy shit it is sinking in that I have nothing to offer except my shitty paycheck. I have friends, had a gf 2 years, male and female friends, even hooked up with 1 or 2 girls, but it's all fake and pathetic.
>>33643454THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT
I want a relationship I want a man who is perfect for me but I feel bad for wanting that because standards only hold me back
>>33643455Yes I am hopeless now post your cock
>>33643454>>>/gif/29429497If you have nice soft and agile hands, sure
>thinking about my thread crush
>>33643448You should get that checked out.
Why is YouTube not fucking loading
>>33643457Third?
>>33643460Post your standardsBe honest.I will tell you if you are reasonable or not
>>33643457all three in reverse order?
>>33643450*Taps it on your cheek*
>>33643452Be better than a google result if you want some respect.
Am I supposed to forgive guys who are mean to me as a response to being nervous on our first date? My friend said maybe I should give them another chance
>>33643463Do you imagine being with them or what they're like?
>>33643460What are your standards?
>>33643470This is honestly logical progression but it would end up in penetrative
>>33643451pretty extreme
>>33643473I wouldn't give a woman a 2nd chance if she was intentionally rude. What are the specifics?
>>33643473I'm nervous too but I'm not mean about it. You want to forgive them? Go ahead, forgive them, take that weight off your soul. Just be sure that you forgive them WITHOUT going on a second date with those assholes.
>>33643450You wouldnt know what to do with it silly bird
>>33643473No, imagine being mean to a stranger you're seeing to date like that, sounds like they're childish
>>33643478Like Joffrey Baratheon level?
Women Would you Snapchat a guy every day if you were not interested in him? Even my female friend told me she would not do that and we're confirmed just platonic friends. But this other girl I'm talking about already said she thinks I'm weird. But she still Snapchats me every day. She already has heard shit that makes me sound like a loser.
>>33643468White catholic, does not vape smoke or drink, employed, fitWill be my best friend, and is maybe a vit artsy
slobbering on cock, then smelling your own saliva and throwing up all over the cock
>>33643458Dw im in same boatI got big at gym and at least young chicks at gym are flirting with me and chatting me up But prospects of real relationships are basically non existent
>>33643473Yeah go on some more dates with him take his money then ghost him. This has happened to me multiple times as a man and I fully support it happening more often to collapse the dating sphere entirely. No you shouldn't accept rudeness.
>>33643486Pretty normal standards to haveForgot to add >Tall >Handsome>Has good careerPerhaps?
>>33643480That’s what I told her, but I think I came off as being too picky or judgmental
>>33643486>does not drinkWhat about the Eucharist?
>>33643487Get those tonsils checkedProbably filled to brim with decaying stonesYuckMust smell like sewage when you talk to people
>>33643488How old are you?I'm doing pullups and chin ups every day. Hardest part is getting enough calories and protein into my body. I'm still dyel but at least I'm working on it.
>>33643477well i would hope so.... it feels like a bit of a waste to only blow a guy
>>33643443Yes you can. He's quoting me from earlier and I was quoting an actual person.
>>33643491I like ugly guys low-key Good career is nice too but sometimes guys make that their entire personality when it’s not even something they are passionate about
>>33643474I imagine being with them and I hope that they're having a nice day
>>33643487gross haha
>>33643487Brush and floss your teeth.
>>33643493Only priest drinks wine during mass in roman-catholic church you kike
>>33643472You asked me off the cuff about a niche Linux distribution and how it compares to another Linux distribution. I'm a network engineer. I know this is hard to understand for someone with a double digit IQ, but network engineers and Linux system administrators are not the same thing, and even if they were, neither of those Linux distributions are common in enterprise environments.Honestly, most of the things I know and deal with on a day to day basis could be figured out via Google searches if you know what to search for. But that's not much help when you've got 30 people on a Zoom bridge and your business is losing a million dollars a minute and everyone's expecting you to figure out what the problem is and get it working as fast as possible.Anyway, have fun pretending you're cool because you hang out on /g/ a lot and you've Google searched a few things.
>>33643493He can have a beer every once in a while but I don’t want him drinking on a regular basis not even a glass of wine once a week or whatever
>>33643461No! I already said you shouldn't be near it why would I allow you to see it? You're insane.
>>33643498Damn, it's over for ugly men who aren't Catholic.
>>33643497That roll of ground beef looks absolutely repulsice and i can promise you its not all natural>>33643498Well im that ugly guy with no career you were looking forI also do not smoke, drink or vape.
>>33643494how else is she supposed to dislodge the stones
>>33643505Pleaseee?
>>33643496The finish is inside.
>>33643412That makes it even better, for both of us.
my type (f)>muscular>often walks around shirtless>wears military themed clothes>can fight>will fight>laughs a lot>can't really form sentences anymore>had a secret past as a bricklayer who wasn't paid enough
>>33643495Have you tried eating food?Im 6'2 250lbs nowStarted from 185 lbs bodyweight. 10 years ago
>>33643503>most of what I know is just google searches>pretend you're cool because you've googled a few thingskek
>>33643462Aaaa I need to condition my gloves and for it to stop raining so I can use them.
>>33643502Oh, it's different in Eastern Orthodoxy.
>>33643512>>can't really form sentences anymorewhy would you want this
>>33643507ok I know you're an idiot but even you should be able to tell that is a picture of ground beef on the packaging, not the ground beef that's inside the package itself. I promise you it's all natural.
>>33643514>also can't readNot surprising.
>>33643512wearing military themed clothes when not military is dumb
>>33643510noooo he has to pull out if its not a safe day lol
should I cut myself again? I'm getting the urge to do it again
Myself (m)>Muscular>Dont walk around shirtless cause shy>Wears band tshirts and sweatpants for majority of my time>Doesnt fight>Could fight>Laughs at funny things>Probably intelligent but no one can truly tell>Had a secret past as fish monger
i will eat beef only if we raised the cow ourselves
>33643512>can fight>will fightAnyone have the link of that Blasian girl getting the ick watching her boyfriend blocking some strikes?
>>33643513It's hard to get enough in me before I feel full and then eat more later. What do you do for protein?
>>33643507Do you work?
>>33643519>most of the things I know and deal with on a day to day basis could be figured out via Google searches
>>33643517>>33643520If i get any more replies like this i'm going to get so disappointed that i will not come back to the thread anymore (no one will care)
>>33643522Lol... Haha... *Plap plap*
>>33643245M hearing her queef during sex makes me like it more
>>33643523No, you sure as fuck should not.
>>33643531NTA, I will care.
If I’m into bigger women are dating apps a valid option?
>>33643525Hunting is more based. Connect with your ancestors, anon.
>>33643528Minced beef.Fickton of calories in thstProtein is overratedDont trust the meme 1.6g/kg of bodyweightI have been eating like 100g of protein per day for past year and im still progressing at same speed as i was strength wise.CARBS AND CALORIES NOW.>>33643529Yeah, i work on weekends now because its super time efficient.Allowed me to cut my work hours to 15-20h per week and still live comfortably (but humbly)
Men would you rather swipe on a girl who looked better in her photos or swipe on a girl who has bad photos but maybe looks better irl
>>33643539i don't want to kill wild animals :(
>>33643529>Do you work?It's Locomotive Kurt! Doin work, doin work, it's Locomotive Kurt! Choo choo!
>>33643524Me too
>>33643515This sounds coolI think i could get used to soft dainty hands wrapped around my cockGood change from my rough calloused hands
>>33643542>swipeI don't look in trashbins for women. Or on dating apps.
>>33643543How is that less empathetic than raising them? At least they lived a life of freedom.
>>33643547Where do you look
>>33643532>phoneposting
>>33643542I suppose I'd prefer a pleasant surprise? I've thought about saying I'm a couple inches shorter on mine for this reason.
>>33643537I can't believe people don't recognize brick layer bryan fury
>>33643530>if you know what to search forSomeone tells you they can't connect to a website. What do you do at that point?
>>33643542Truck driver girl i was flirting with looked Really fricking hot in person, while her pics on ig were mid as fuck, overfiltered and idk just not natural.Pretty girl irl.Then there was this absolutely GORGEOUS STUNNING CUTEST GIRL at my gym working at front desk, and her photos on ig looked straight up BAD or even below averageIt was quite wild to see the difference.I miss seeing that pretty face. And frankly her insane butt in gym leggins too.
>>33643552But would you swipe on a girl with bad photos at all
>>33643542If she has professional-looking photos with 20 other people in them, she's definitely a ho. Candid-looking photos are better. Also it's not like we're dumb, we're hyper-aware that any girl without a body pic or cleanly-angled photos is 250+lbsIf you're not 250+ then you can take normal photos, it's fine, it's not like we care if they're in front of the Eiffel tower or Jackson Hole
>>33643555Was she ginger?
>>33643554Obviously I'd google it for them and copy paste the first result.
>>33643556Possibly. It's not like I'm a stud.
I feel retarded because I am enjoying an audiobook narrated by a clearly AI voice but I am enjoying the story regardless.Does this make me less of a person?
>>33643558No truck driver was i thin brunette with dyed to blonde and second one was natural blonde with blue eyes and large front teeth and gummy smileBut in person you couldnt see it only on photosI had lowkey crush on her my lord she was perfect
Why are the French so fucked in the head?
>>33643564I have no idea how I share a species with people who enjoy audiobooksthen again i'm adhd as fuck and write and read millions of words on here in the same time as the narrator can get through 4 pages
>>33643548i'm not a moralfag i just don't want to deplete wildlife populations
>>33643564Babe, I used to listen to books narrated by Microsoft Sam in 2008. You're good.
>>33643534but it feels nice when I'm upset
>drunk>lazy>hebes
>>33643553Pop culture references will always fall flat with people who don't share the same pop culture as you.
>>33643569Deer are massively overpopulated in North America.
>>33643577billions must play fighting games...
>>33642039Why delete just the image instead of the whole thread?
So are my standards too high I feel like they are too specific I don’t think this man exists and if he does, he does not want ME
>>33643564Can you post an audio clip?
>>33643580/atoga/ is already my fighting game.
>>33643573Do something else. Get a punching bag, masturbate, listen to some death metal, punch a pillow.
>>33643562Wrong. You figure out what the website is, where it's hosted, and how they're trying to connect.In this case, the website is hosted in your network in an internet-facing DMZ, but it's fronted by a CDN and DDOS mitigation provider. Their computer is connected to the internal network and they're using a PAC file to configure system proxy settings.What do you check next?
>>33643584SHOCKING. SHOCKING!
>>33643579fine we can hunt deer but if we're eating deer then i'd rather have lamb...
>>33643589Stop making fun of me for one second
>>33643586funny
>>33643584What are your standards?
>>33643582Tsundere-kun rules fairly, he is not a tyrant.
>>33643595ihatewomen is a janny now?
>>33643577Anons don't realize the value of this from a social standpoint.
Just remembered that a man called me ugly a week ago nevermind day ruined
>>33643584Think of it like this: you have to match your standards to the source of men you have. How do you meet men? Go for the best men from that source, that should be your standard. If you go for men you have no source for (like celebrities or something that you can't contact) then you'll die alone. But you can and should go for the best men you can find and talk to. So who can you find?
>>33643584Didn't seem that bad. Might not be many white Catholics if you're in the southwest though.
Need a lightskinded ass black gurl.
>>33643598You're my thread crush, so it doesn't matter.
>>33643595>>33643596No. I don't know why that anon would think I am.
State GenderDo you know of the art by Yoshitomo Nara?I recognize his style and its super familiar but I can not for the life of me figure out how I know it.
>>33643592Impossible.
>>33643602No im not
>>33643603probably because you're often one of the first posts
>>33643588>WrongI learned this method from a "network engineer".
>>33643603but would you consider applying
oh boy just finished my budget and I can't Wait to Eat Only Rice and Lentils for the Rest of the Year
>>33643606How do you know?
>>33643546
>>33643599I can find him but he’s in a relationship
>>33643585No :)if you really want to hear it that bad then I can tell you where to find it. You don't even need an account to listen.>>33643572This does make me feel better>>33643568I can't read books anymore. I keep getting side tracked. Its easier for me to just zone out and listen to an audiobook so I have to focus on 1 thing only
>>33643615Time to learn the art of seduction.
>>33643613You have to prove it not me
>>33643587I wish it was that easy anon but I'm mentally ill only cutting and other forms of self harm help soothe my mind when I'm like this call me an edgy faggot I don't care I don't do it for edgy reasons
>>33643619Would doing so embarrass you?
Millennial here,Do Zoomers actually think in these types of Incel terms about sex and relationships? Jesus Fucking Christ.
>>33643621No
>>33643611How do people end up like this? I know people who haven't had steady income (including food stamps) for decades who haven't ended up like this.
>>33643620You can get past it. I've known people who've been "sober" from cutting for years now.
>>33643609Remember when I said you can't read? I never said I Google things at work. I said you can find most of the information via Google if you wanted to, because almost everything can be learned via Google searches these days. At work, I very rarely have to search Google for anything.The next step is to check the PAC file to figure out what proxy settings will be used for the website. In this case, the domain for the website is sent through a cloud proxy vendor which is reached from your internal network via GRE tunnels which are sourced from a different internet-facing DMZ and route via the public Internet to reach the cloud proxy vendor. Let's just assume the tunnels are up and IP SLA is up for them, and the routing from the user's computer to the tunnels is correct.What's next?
>>33643622i have no idea because i'm a recluse and i don't use social media
>>33643622zoomer here, I don't quite think like this, it all depends on her age if she's in her early 20s and she already had sex with 20 men then yeah I won't date her
>>33643610I did once, years ago. I wouldn't now for a lot of reasons.
>>33643622People have always cared about body count.
>>33643626yeah I actually had stopped doing it for like 5 years but things happened and I started doing it again
>>33643598At least he didn't tell you that you need to smile more https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NV39h7GHDYs
>>33643622Yeah, I don't date promiscuous women.
>>33643627Next step is to act like a spastic on 4chan.
>>33643625Let's See. my Rent is higher my Bills are Much higher I needed a Second pair of pants the Car needed repairs And The wages of my jobs Are Still The same
>>33643629Instead of being upset that she has had sex with 20 men, ask yourself what you are doing wrong that you haven't had loving, affectionate, or fun sex with 20 women?
>>33643598Were you having a good day before this?
>>33643637I'm not doing anything wrong I'm just not a giant slut
>>33643622where do you even find these articles
>>33643639No
>>33643590Venison is pretty lean
>>33643634>Not having experience is a good thing, actually Explain yourself.
>>33643640nta but anon we should all organize a big event for you in that case
i am retarded for thinking that a woman could ever love me here
>>33643643which is why i'd rather have lamb
>>33643645what kind of event?
Women, would you date the male equivalent of pic related?
Why do you have bare feet right now? Is it so that I can masturbate to the sight of your wiggling or flexing toes?
>>33643644More stability.
>>33643636OK but the guy I'm comparing you to has no wages because he has no job and doesn't qualify for gibes.
>>33643621See nothing
>>33643649let's all love anon passionately on bed
>>33643651Kill moids
>>33643640Based.
>>33643656no! premarital sex is wrong!!!!
>>33643655Should I name drop the name an anon gave you?
>>33643650This was most of the skinny frat boys, boat men, and surf guys I knew in Florida. They always wore flip flops or slides that showed off their weird, long toes and sharp heels, and they all had pocked, sunken cheeks, small eyes, and weird noses.
>>33643635Come on, we're barely getting started anon.Next you could pull up the console in the browser and switch to the network tab to see what resources are failing to load. Turns out, they're getting an HTTP 523 for the page. In this case a Google search would be appropriate. You search and find out that an HTTP 523 response means Cloudflare, your CDN and DDOS mitigation provider, is unable to connect to the origin server.You check the Citrix load balancer fronting the origin server, which as we mentioned earlier is hosted in one of your internet-facing DMZs, and you see that the vservers are up and the backing services are healthy. What do you check next?
>>33643661I have a name ?
>>33643653so where does he get his money from? Your story doesn't add up
>>33643660>tfw some anons were unironically taught this bullshit at Jesus Camp and still believe it on some level
>>33643644>>33643637>>33643622>>33643660Why do you crash out about guys not liking sluts every thread now?
Who are you voting for?
State gender.Were you ever taken in by a multi level marketing cult?
>>33643669NOBODY FUCKING CARES YOU STUPID MANCHILD
It must suck to be suicidal in a place where you can't buy guns.
>>33643667i didn't but it's funny
>>33643669>Who are you voting for?Unless something majorly changes, whoever's on the Democratic Party presidential ticket in 2028.
>>33643666begone satan!!!
>>33643674Yeah, you seem gleeful.
>>33643666nice try satanpremarital sex is in fact damaging to everybody involved.
>>33643672Indeed, Mr. /co/lympus is a far better and sexier tournament
>>33643665As far as I know he squats and begs.
>>33643666checked
>>33643677You've got the wrong number. According to the docu-series South Park, Satan is in the White House. I could believe it.
>>33643673Thanks for putting our gun rights in jeopardy.
>>33643682I don't want to start any blasphemous rumours, but I think that God's got a sick sense of humour.
>>33643666I kind of believe it but I don't feel like elaborating
>>33643660Anal doesn't count as sex in the eyes of the lord
>>33643678you beat me at the virgin word choices
>>33643691what's the most virgin word?
Crazy to me that Americans don't eat lamb, what's their fucking problem?
Hatred contempt malice
>>33643663I backtrace them. the consequences are never the same.
>>33643690sorry but only my wife (or at least my gf of 2 months) gets to see my penis
>>33643693maybe intercourse?
>>33643688You can be an atheist and still read the studies showing that people who marry as virgins have more stable marriages.
>>33643698coitus
>>33643691Typical word choices that give someone away as a virgin:>Delved>Unpack>Empathetic >Atmospheric >Evocative>Poignant>Profound >Erotic >Narrative >Discourse>Ontology >Virtue Signal>Counterhegemonic >Neurodivergent/NeurodiverseIf someone has these words in their vocabulary a lot, they are probably an adult virgin.
>>33643691I can use even smaller words if you'd like.
>>33643699That perceivable "stability" is just because one partner is too afraid to leave when the other starts acting violent or unhinged (in hetero relationships, nearly always the woman).
>>33643694availability on price, quality, and freshness. consumers are rational, the big cow that lobbies congress is not
>>33643699that's true
delving into femanon pussy
>>33643694American here. I eat lamb when I go to Indian or Arab restaurants. But that's usually the only time.Lamb from my local supermarket is available, but also very expensive compared to beef.
>>33643702sure let's hear them
Americans don't eat canned beetroot on sandwiches either. I don't get it, it's healthy and delicious.
>>33643696Kinda right. You check the routing to find out what path exists between Cloudflare and your load balancers. You find out that the path is asymmetric; traffic from Cloudflare comes in via a direct circuit between you and Cloudflare, but it goes out via a DIA circuit to the public Internet. However, all paths through firewalls are symmetric, and every device in the path has the correct routing information in both directions. So then why can't Cloudflare reach your load balancers?
>>33643704Do you know of any research that substantiates that claim?
How do I stop finding older women more attractive than young women?
>>33643694i live in america and i was the one who brought up lamb in the first place... it's pretty much the only livestock i'd cook with
>>33643685Nigga I could holocaust 8 million Jews tomorrow and no one would care as long as I did it in American daycare.
>>33643710that's just gross. fresh beets roasted for soups and dips and stuff- fine. something out of a can for a sandwich? gives me the foodie ick
>>33643715you don't have they're perfect and superior to younger women
>>33643694We don't?
>>33643694It's much less common and less available than beef, chicken, or pork in the US. It's not that uncommon though. You can usually get it in Greek or Middle Eastern restaurants.
>>33643711Bob Chandler cut the thing down!
i'm smiling
god I wish a was small and a woman just threw me around and punch me, use me and abuse me, sucks that as a man I'm bigger than women by default, why is life so unfair?
>>33643724you have a nice smile anon
>>33643725i want the opposte
>>33643718I eat the same thing for lunch every day. A sandwich with mustard, ham, cheese, beets, tomato or pickles, red onion, salad, and hot sauce, all on some brown/seedy sandwich bread.
ugughahhhh I'm sorry femanon I can't stop peeing oh noooooooooo it's going to soak everything in your femanon room in piss I can't stoooooop iiiiiiiiiit
>>33643709"Lit" is probably the dumbest alternative.
>>33643725the fact that you can easily overpower a woman but instead submits to her and takes all the abuse is what makes it hot though?
He doesn’t even like me
i'm not smiling anymore
>>33643727there are times when I want the opposite too but tonight I'm feeling quite submissive
>>33643701I've heard Destiny, Vaush, and Hasan Piker use all of those.
>>33643735is it because of the thigh picture
>>33643732this is very true, it's even hotter if she's wearing something cute like pink pajamas
>>33643717You can't even criticize Israel on a college campus.
>>33643734:(
>>33643632What interrupted your winning streak?
>>33643739this is not the first time i read something like this here
>>33643740Zoomers can't. I can.
>>33643738what thigh picture?
>>33643728idk how people eat bread/toast every day. For me it's microwave rice with frozen veggies and beans on top, chicken slices or meatballs when I'm feeling extravagant. Goes well under either olive oil, onions sauce, or tomato sauce with a sprinkle of oregano or thyme.
>>33643745I think I said the same thing yesterday actually
>>33643746Right, because you're not a student.
>>33643744Homosexual behavior.
>>33643748That's too much like what I eat for breakfast so I wouldn't have that for lunch. For breakfast I make oatmeal, then I stir marmite into it, put a poached egg on top, some red onion, and hot sauce.
>>33643747The thing mossad posted >>33642328
>>33642329What does bonesmash mean?
>>33643749what are your opinions on double digits
>>33642039The next femanon who posts is cursed to suffer eternal plap.
>>33643740>>33643717Zoomers' definition of "criticizing Israel" is screaming death threats at random Jewish students, professors, or passers-by. It's almost certain that what you're saying isn't actually about humanitarian objections to geopolitical behavior, but instead is a dog whistle for dipshits who see visibly Jewish neighbors as an acceptable target to threaten and harass. Fuck off.
>>33643744my gf was into that stuff so I would cut for her (and she would do the same) and a few months ago she left me so now I'm doing it because I'm upset and I miss her
>>33642328I wish women would tease more.
>>33643753oh no I don't like muscle women
>>33643759men fucking hate it when you tease them
>>33643723I don't know if you're the same anon or not, but we're going to keep going.On a hunch, you check for config changes on devices in the path and find out that someone has modified the route-map for a prefix advertisement on your DMZ routers, and the prefix in question contains the VIPs for your vservers. The old route-map applies a BGP community and a local preference, while the new route-map only applies the local preference. You happen to know that the BGP community is used to filter which routes are advertised to Cloudflare via your private link to them.Do you know how to resolve this now?
>>336434572nd
>>33643755what double digits are we talking about?
>>33643762I hate that I can't hide the bulge in my pants when I'm teased
>>33643762idk I like it when the young women on the local college campus lift up their skirts and wink at me, showing off their panties. Or when they start masturbating from the bus seat across from mine and smiling in my direction.
womenWhy don't more of you women have diaper fetishes? Half of you like to self-infantilize and call men "daddy" anyway. I could put up with those for you if you'd just meet me halfway and put on the Bambinos
>>33643759every woman I talk to teases me a lot
>>33643758That's rough. I got back into drinking because of a relationship. We gotta keep pushing forward.
>>33643764Hey, asshole. You can kindly eat shit.
>>33643772I hope I can get over her eventually
>>33643771How did you get so lucky?
state gender, would you own a funko pop
>>33643669Azula
>>33643775I don't know but seriously all my life, nothing but teasing from women I remember one girl saying she liked the faces I made
>>33643777f no
women why did you vote for thiswhy why why why why
>>33643777I would rather get broken glass up my ass than owning one of those
>>33643763Toggle airplane mode, reset router.
>>33643622Well, why do gen z cares way more about 'body count' than older generations?
I made spaghet.It's bretty tasty.
>>33643777mI do, but only because I found a Naked Peacemaker one that sits between a few stacks of books in my room where nobody but me that the truckloads of hot bitches that I do kinky sex at on a semi-regular basis
>>33643777MNo, I'm a nerdy sort of guy but I never got the point of owning figurines, or wearing nerd themed clothing.
>>33643788>rgb keyboardfag
>>33643598Why did he do that? In what context?
>>33643788who did you make it for?
>>33643788i want to push footfag's anon face directly into that plate
>>33643791Backlight is gud.>>33643793Myself.Was hungry.
>>33643584>if he does, he does not want MEAnd if he does exist and does want you, how are you even going to find each other?
>>33643796being able to touch type in the dark is better
>>33643757>what you're saying isn't actually about humanitarian objections to geopolitical behavior,Correct, the post you replied to isn't about that.Would you like a matzah cookie?
I wanted cookies but I procrastinated and now it's midnight and store is closed
>>33643342FYes, a lot yakitori this month.Yes, a lot with coworkers.Yes, Netflix and sportsNo, I don’t drinkI spend money on clothes and video games too
>>33643564>Does this make me less of a person?Not at all. I mean I couldn't do it, but enjoy your story. I knew a guy who used used to listen to audio books on x1.5 or x2 speed. He got through a lot more books that way.
>>33643757Would you be willing to denounce the genocide?
>>33643801make some you bum nigga
>>33643801Bad femanon
>>33643805don't have the ingredients for that
Do women think torrenting is low rent behavior?
>>33643810What is torrenting
>>33643783>women why did you vote for thisThe NSDAP?
>>33643542Better than what? Looking better than in a bad photo might still be pretty bad.And how would I know? What would make me think this would be the case?
>>33643807>anon thinks I'm a girlNOT AGAIN!!!
>>33643783Go easy on them anon, they're basically retarded.
>>33643811A way of pirating movies, tv shows, music. Zoomers don't know how to do it.
>>33643815I'm just memeing
>>33643487Brush your fucking teeth, and tongue.
*large moid crushes u*
>>33643804>Would you be willing to denounce the genocide?>*chirping crickets*
>>33643810there's no issue with that and i don't think people think about it that deeply, but a lot of guys seem to spend money on things they don't even touch so there's also that
>>33643783Why did she cover her face like that
>>33643810noif anything my stats are too low
>>33643823>but a lot of guys seem to spend money on things they don't even touchBut enough about husbands
>>33643797App or hobby if I’m lucky (I’m not)
>>33643820he crushed me (he's not fat)
>>33643473What you think is mean they probably consider lighthearted teasing. And they might turn out to be really nice after all, some of them.
>>33643810you already know the women's answer bro
>>33643820two large, enormous, hairy, sweaty, beefy men smashing their bodies into each other while femanon spectates from the first row
>>33643828Height diff?
>>33643817this is only true in america, i have no proof but i blame anything i disagree on that
>>33643792He texted me a screenshot of a photo someone posted of me (I didn’t see it) and said it was diabolical
>>33643783Why did you guys let me watch this it’s giving me nightmares
>>33643835It's true in my country too, I'd tell younger people at work about a cool movie I saw and they'd ask if it was on Netflix.
>>33643409Never bet more than you can afford to lose.
>>33643836never mind maybe women dont live on easy mode after all...
>>33643833sure and he's also very muscular and stuff
>>33643840Which is why I never ask women out, If i lose my last shred of confidence, I'll kill myself.
>>33643837was tired of dealing with children
>>33643830Insulting me is teasing? Then I’m not interested
>>33643380Nobody likes it when I do. I don't do that anymore.
Women, why are you always bored around this time? Why not sleep, or read?
>>33643841I’m killing myself
>>33643817Okai I’m zoomer, makes sense
>>33643842Pronebone material
>>33643849are you really hot enough to be telling me that
>>33643817hey I know how to do it and I'm a zoomer
>>33643852What
>>33643364M. I have no idea what my move is supposed to be after she make that first move. So I don't.
>>33643836Are you certain he was calling you ugly?
>>33643850Zoomers don't even watch movies, they just watch braindead streamers and instagram reels.
>>33643849>would rather kill themselves than date a fat and balding guytracks
>>33643848It’s 1630. I’m having break and then it’s back to work
zoomsisters and zoombrothers, we have to rebel
>>33643861why
>>33643854why would you tell me that if you werent attractivewhat am i supposed to do with that information
>>33643364>>33643388>>33643855Fr. Are we supposed to kiss her? Or what??
>>33643857I watch documentaries and tv shows on Netflix, we’re not aliens. Don’t be weird
>>33643316No. No I don't. I'm more likely to be glad for them.
>>33643862they think we're stupid and only want to get hypnotized by screens
>>33643860>It’s 1630.Brb, gotta go fight in the Thirty Years War.
>>33643296The human species would have died out a long time ago. So yeah, I guess you're right.
>>33643867desu i wouldn't mind getting hypnotized...
>>33643860Enjoy your break :)
>>33643848It's 3:30AM. If I could go the fuck back to sleep, I would.
>>33643865>I watch documentaries and tv shows on NetflixYou watch True Crime slop and streaming slop? Guess I was wrong about Zoomers being philistines.
>>33643245MHaving a job. Also, being NEET.
>>33643868What
>>33643872Yeah, but why text someone about it? Just read a book something.
>>33643864oh my god i'm a woman and i didn't want to say anything about it because it looks like a redditcore thingit's supposed to be what some MILLENIALS probably call "mirin"
>>33643244Nobody really does that, do they? It's not a thing in my part of Europe at least.
>>33643879moids are stupid
>>33643871Thank you~
>>33643877He's making a joke about 1630 being the year, not the time.
>>33643879>mirinspecifically refers to gainz
>>33643877>The Thirty Years' War, fought primarily in Central Europe between 1618 and 1648, was one of the most destructive conflicts in European history. An estimated 4.5 to 8 million soldiers and civilians died from battle, famine, or disease, while parts of Germany reported population declines of over 50%.>The war originated in the 16th-century Reformation, which led to religious conflict within the Holy Roman Empire. The 1555 Peace of Augsburg attempted to resolve this by dividing the Empire into Catholic and Lutheran states, but the settlement was destabilised by the subsequent expansion of Protestantism beyond these boundaries. Combined with disagreements over the limits of imperial authority, religion was thus an important factor in starting the war. However, its scope and extent was largely the consequence of external drivers such as the French–Habsburg rivalry and the Dutch Revolt.
foids
>>33643880I thought in France, Italy, and Spain they did?
>>33643886that's a man
>>33643215No. A normal man sexualizes all of you.
>>33643878This is more engaging.
>>33643879Thanks for clearing that up.>>33643881It looks so much like your annoyed face though?
>>33643873I watch movies too, last one was Hunt For Red October. I liked it a lot, it was mostly problem solving and good dialogue. Should I judge your entire generation because you being a whiny bitch?
>>33643848i had a six hour nap earlier i can't sleep
>>33643888foids?
>>33643845>Then I’m not interestedThat's your choice to make.
>>33643892>I liked it a lot, it was mostly problem solving and good dialogue.Zoomers talk about movies like they're game cutscenes.
grab my prostate like a stick shifter and drive me like a Hellcat
>>33643843This is sad. You should be more resilient.
if she isnt insane, I dont want her
>>33643836He thinks you're a succubus.Or possibly he meant it was evil of someone else to post a photo of you without your knowledge.
>>33643843Can you get some therapy, anon?
>>33643827>if I’m lucky (I’m not)Relatable.
>>33643831How much money do these women make?
>>33643901He posts photos of me without my knowledge all the time. He takes ugly photos of me and taunts me with them.
>>33643893>>33643890So eat hot chip, stay up too late is the new meta?
>>33643836He meant that whoever took it was diabolical because it was a bad pic
>>33643905Check their onlyfans
>>33643905hah-hah-hah-hah-hah
>>33643896So whiny.They don’t watch Netflix, oh they do, well they don’t watch movies, oh they do, oh they don’t describe movies right.How far can you go haha, such a bitch.Btw we do describe them the same way, what’s next on your list of generational grievances that doesn’t exist?
>>33643909i'm eating cheese and olives
>>33643906y-you know that's him flirting, r-right?
>>33643887I don't know. But sounds like an older generations thing.
>>33643896What? Nobody talks about game cutscenes like that.
>>33643913I don't get it.
>>33643911Again. I never saw it and never would have seen it if he hadn’t sent it to me, just to tell me how bad I look.>>33643916Hes married and should kill himself
>>33643900I look kinda like this, except I have huge eye bags.
>>33643924would
>>33643923>Hes marriedShit. He shouldn't be taking pictures of other women, wtf?
>>33643924so the chudface special?
>>33643914>what’s next on your list of generational grievances that doesn’t exist?Zoomers have never read a book.
>>33643925They're not flattering, trust me.>>33643927No, I don't really look like the chud. I used to make the zoyface in high school though.
>>33643926I also think this, he sounds super immature too.
>>33643928Neither have previous generation. Reading books was considered a niche before 2000
millenials hating zoomzooms makes no sense. they're quirky, who cares. It's not like they're boomers
All zoomers know how to do is order doordash, sports gambling, watch tik tok, and goon.
>>33643933they're just negging cuz they want to fuck us
>>33643933I mostly hate their slang.
>>33643935that's not true, i can only barely goon
>>33643933At first I hated them because of brocolli hairs, but, they grew up with only slop, so how could they have turned out different?
>>33643933Millennials turning into bitter old fucks, just like every other generation
>>33643926I don’t know what’s wrong with him. I have told him so many times to stop doing that stuff to me because I don’t like it and he keeps doing it. Maybe his little friends like it but I don’t
>>33643939We were raised on B movies and commercials, sit down dummy
What's the hate on sports lately? It's cute, imagine wearing team themed clothes while you're having sex, cute
Another day, another unsucked morning wood...
>>33643935Do you mean that those thing are the full set of what zoomers know how to do, or that those are the set of things all zoomers know how to do?
>>33643936Who told you!?!
>>33643936ok you idiots fucking listen tor a second we need to clear something up:NEGGINGnegging does not mean "insulting" with vague intentions to manipulatenegging means "giving a backhanded compliment" in which the person negged becomes incensed to obtain the person's greater praise
>>33643941Time to block him.
>>33643933Hey, we're the quirk chungi. Not the zoomers.
>>33643945>Do you mean that those thing are the full set of what zoomers know how to doYes.
maybe i should accept it and act as a dumb zoomer
>>33643905Depends if you count the free housing they get from fwboyfriends, monthly checks from dad for "rent" and "bills" as well as mom paying their car loan. Those don't count as income for women but that's how people end up in that situation when the 27 year old guy has 2k in savings while his 22 year old gf has 95k in savings.
>>33643949......nnnnnno.
>>33643947I too studied the mystery method
>>33643943I love baseball! And I dress up in their colors, woo
>>33643935>>33643950Somehow I feel responsible for that. They're shaped by the world we gave them.
>>33643831>LOOK AT ME MOM I POSTED IT AGAIN!!!!>>33643951are you a zoomer?
Zoomers have never set foot in a library, and if they have it was just to browse the manga section.
>>33643952you sound addicted to social media
>>33643959>>LOOK AT ME MOM I POSTED IT AGAIN!!!!FUUUUUUCK YOUUUUUU STACY!!!!!
>>33643933As a millennial, millennials are a bunch of gay retards.
>>33643961You sound like you're leeching off someone.
can the uncs stop crashing out and post their cocks already
>>33643952>22 year old gf has 95k in savingsThat's nice, but that doesn't explain how someone thinks 650k is a reasonable yearly income.
>>33643963>millennials grew up calling each other gay retards>millennials grew up to be a bunch of gay retards
On a positive note, libraries have manga sections.
>>33643962Ok I get called a femanon every now and then by some retards, but this might be the first time I got called a fucking stacy...>>33643966My cock is only for slippery femanon and nobody else.
Americans don't know what a kumara is.
>>33643968What do zoomers call each other?
>>33643965i'll use my mysterious female magic and summon male anon to leech off your morning erection
>>33643960>>33643969People dont like the library or don't know they other stuff like workshops or video games.
>>33643966the what?
>>33643971Neither did I before I googled it just now.
>>33643966I posted it once. I won't do it again, both because I don't want to and because I know femanons would never post anything that would be worth it.
>>33643974I'm an elder millennial and I practically grew up in the library.
Men that video of the girl on the subwau really freaked me out how can people watch gore or things like that I feel sick
>>33643966>uncsIs this African American vernacular English?
>>33643936You seem really annoying.>>33643939This, they thought if they fed trash they will spare them from become manchildren but the result was way worse.
>>33643979Take a sleeping pill and sleep it off.
>>33643974I've checked out 36 books from the library in the past year.
>>33643979I haven't seen it, but just the still image and that people keep talking about it makes me feel ill.
>>33643979It has upset a lot of people, and rightly so.
>>33643978Also depends if you live near one too.
>>33643984go see it
>>33643947>>33643954>I too studied the mystery methodhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=muCUvxxVNsM
>>33643987No. Fuck you.
>>33643979Because they are mentally ill, have been desensitized and want to look like the edgiest kid in their group.>MenPointless to direct this only at men, I used to talk to women who spread similar videos "to shock others" too, even videos of sexual abuse.
>>33643990coward
>>33643984It’s not even explicit but watching someone die is making me freak out>>33643985I’m upset too but it’s also just the content. I know it’s important for me to remember this but god. And I don’t even know how to feel. I’m already racist but this doesn’t even spark anger in me just complete dread
>>33643960i used to rent vhs tapes from the library thoughever
>>33643986Everyone should live near a library as a child.
>>33643992NTAThere is nothing positive to gain from seeing it, edgy little boy.
>>33643993You should be angry at the judges and the municipal leadership that had every opportunity to take that guy off the streets and failed to do so.
>>33643979Does nothing compare to what 4chan posts in other boards, what is scary is that 4chan behavior is becoming more and more mainstream. I want crime videos on YouTube to be removed or block them from getting profit, these type of videos makes low iqs become copy cats.
>>33643994Zoomers know what vhs is?
>>33644000yes. my parents still have a closet full of itt. zoomer
>>33643983What are you trying to say? Not everybody is us. I was a regular and went almost everyday to a few different ones, they are almost always empty.
>>33643998>t. Racist
All I want is a hypersexual zoomette cum dumpster who loves to dress up, is that really too much to ask...
>>33643995Yeah, but parents wont take them.
>>33644002Best not to put in the unmarked one
>>33643993There have been people out there characterizing their **dread** for decades and they've been worn thin. So thin that nobody was left there to help her.>>33643997coward
>>33644004Yeah. What's your point?
>>33644003>they are almost always empty.There's usually people there when I go.
>>33644005Too dark. If you arent the one that makes her like that.
i feel like if i revealed some things, the fabric of reality would crumble
>>33643988Women, is this good advice?
>>33644010Times/continent
>>33644011>Too dark.What?
>>33643998And what if I said that I’m just angry that niggers don’t know how to act
>>33644002I'm an old retrogrouch, but vhs is one of those things that definitely weren't better in the past and everyone should be glad they can watch video without dealing with magnetic tapes anymore. Same goes for audio cassette tapes.
>>336440171-3pm/Zealandia.
>>33644019It's cliche at this point but you're the frog being upset at the scorpion for stinging you. And that's fine, but you should also be upset at the asshole who released all the scorpions into your homeland and has done nothing to control their behavior.
>>33644012Gimme some.
>>33644006Parents should take their children to the library regularly until the children are old enough to go by themselves.But yeah, things are different now that information and media is so readily available piped right into your home and your device without you even needing to get out of bed.Still there's something special about reading paper books.
>>33644015nag but take word from a guy anyway; no. He's not wrong but neither is it advice- for anybody.
>>33643979War is live-streamed now. People are getting used to watch horrible acts of violence on a daily basis. And we as a society aren’t becoming desensitized, I have already seen clients with trauma from war, except it’s from watching it on their phone. Their symptoms can be exactly the same as someone that was physically there
>>33643998>>33644019>>33644022why can't you just be furious at people who are evil.
>>33644032All it takes for evil to triumph is good men sitting by and do nothing.
>>33644033Good men have no reason to do anything. The foids wanted this >>33644034 to happen, they got it now.
>>33644032Humans are the dominant species across the planet at least in part because of our ability to recognize patterns. Hampering that ability in the interest of being nice to people is stupid.
>>33644031>I have already seen clientsAre you a therapist?NTA and a tangentially related question: How does constant and long term second hand exposure to trauma affect professionals like you?
>>33644031War generals having official tiktok and twitter accounts is crazy
>>33644008>>33642239
>>33644038Do they really, kek? Who is your favourite? Or who makes the most litty content?
Bitches could be blabbering about the horrors and purpose of mankind on club penguin and think they're doing something incredible with their time
>>33644037I’m doing my practice now, so I will be one soon.It affects everyone, professionals included. But some handle it with ease, others don’t. That’s why therapists have therapists. Some won’t be able to handle it and quit entirely, some quit on certain patients.
>>33644044When I wake up three hours early, I do actually productive things with my time. Like I spent a couple hours reorganizing and cleaning my sex toy collection, and I still have an hour to shower and do my hair before work.
>>33644038A president use ai memes of themselves like old school propaganda. We are doing the same as we have always done, but in a different medium
>>33644047sooner or later you'll find out 90% of your patients are patients because of substance abuse
When winter was ending I was sad about that. Now that summer is ending I'm sad about this.I hate the transition seasons.
>>33644024Yes, agree.
>>33644031So I have ptsd?
>>33644049I wish this was actually her making this joke its just perfectly humorous
>>33644053No. Substance abuse have gone way down
>>33644055I love them. I don't really like summer, but I do like winter. But after a few months winter gets old too, and I'm ready for spring.
>>33644059This is me. Fuck you, I deserve credit for how funny I actually am.
>>33644032There’s no such thing as evil
>>33644062are any of them glass?
>>33644058I don’t know. I don’t know you, we can’t diagnose from afar
How are you feeling anons? What are up to. Just checking before I go to sleep.
>>33644062Did your uncle think you're funny?
What do virile ballsacks smell like
>>33644064NTA but that's not true. Evil people do evil things every day.
I like a lonely girl, but I wonder why is she lonely.
>>33644062Is the "funny" in the chatroom with us right now?You are too serious nearly all of the time.
>>33644064yeah man what happened there just depends on your perspective. I think, like, in his mind, he thought he was good, and she was evil, and that has to be respected, you know. It's all relative man.
>>33644065I have multiple glass dildos, yes.>>33644068I'm alright. My stomach kind of hurts, but that's because I had a big dinner last night. I'm about to do my full shower and hair routine.
>>33644075>I have multiple glass dildos, yes.w h y
>>33644061It should either be warm and sunny tshirt-and-shorts weather outside, or there should be snow on the ground. And by snow on the ground I don't mean months of fucking melting slush.
>>33644053Nope.>>33644055I am the exact opposite.I look forward to every season, though to summer the least, of course.I'd hate living in an area where the climate barely changes throughout the year.
>>33644073I'm trying to be less serious all the time. Plus I've done some good deez nuts jokes.
>>33644070Like condensed mansmell
You slept with him because you enjoyed it.
>>33644080>some good deez nuts jokes.What is this? 2009? lmao
>>33644081What does mansmell smell like
>>33644062Nta anon, i didn't say anything about it because i felt conflicted by the fact that i enjoy cleaning so much that the idea of you cleaning and reorganizing your sex toy collection sounded cute to me, i need help
>>33644077They look cute. Or at least they did. Even after minimal use, cosmetic damage from tiny scratches end up running how beautiful they are when you buy them.
>>33644034So scary What am I even supposed to think of this. Like that couldve been me a hundred times over
>>33644075Anon how do you make it? You seem to be here all day. Still hope that you get better.
>>33644062Fine, you hypergamous foidlet, you've irked my mirth. What do you want in return.>>33644070>>33644084You need to stop reading all those smutty girlslop dark romantasy fics
>>33644089Don't let it be you. Don't let it be someone else.
>>33644079>though to summer the least, of course.>of courseThe fuck?
>>33644083I feel like my humor isn't appreciated here. >>33644085I can admit that anyone fawning over material things they value deeply probs comes across as cute.
>>33644090She's a DEI hire. All the free time in the world.
>>33644091>You need to stop reading all those smutty girlslop dark romantasy ficsI don't read
>>33644086How can they end up scratched?!?
>>33644086You need a diamond dildo.
>>33644078I agree, but to me "warm and sunny tshirt-and-shorts weather" is ~75 degrees. Normally during the summer it's 85+ here, and I live in a cooler climate now than the one in which I grew up.I actually also enjoy cool, crisp spring mornings when it's just cool enough to need a jacket but then the sun comes out and it feels warm, and I like cool fall evenings when it's in the upper 60s but the sun just went down so it starts to feel a little bit chilly.Basically, as long as it's under 80 degrees, I'm probably happy.
>>33644090Make what? And I just got here for the day. So I'm here often and consistently, but not 24/7.>>33644091>What do you want in return.Poems.
>>33644084Kinda heady, wet and tinges your nostrils a bit and makes you horny
>>33644095She worries me anon. Perhaps but don't let such ideas make assumptions.
>>33644097Contact with anything but skin. The floor, nails, other glass dildos, the box they're stored in, etc. then being glad means even minor imperfections stand out immediately and severely.>>33644098I'd sell it off.
>>33644096A proper woman, in this day and age? Splendid. Good day, ma'am.>>33644101>Poems.You treacherous foidlet, you think I won't do it? Don't make light of me!
>>33644072Why do you care
>>33644105Don't listen to her. I wrote a poem for her once and she didn't appreciate it.
>>33644092How?
>>33644093Too many disgustingly hot days, obviously.
What's JH's bodycount?
>>33644101Survive and be healthy. The schedule seems crazy unless you are from where is daytime.
>>33644103If she was normal, she wouldn't be here. Also, she's a horrible person and deserves everything that happened to her. I wouldn't worry nor feel bad for her.
>>33644106Why do you ask.
>>33644111Double digits if you count everyone she has been sexual with.
>>33644107Thank you for the warning. This comes as no surprise to me, as it is well established that a hypergamous foidlet's degree of sexual satisfaction is directly linked to her success in cajoling men to debase themselves for her dubious affections.
>>33644108What do you mean how? Your choices, your decisions- the things you do.
>>33644105Do it pussy. Make it raunchy. >>33644107How horny was the poem, and did it mention cum?>>33644112I think my schedule is reasonable, most of the time.
Femanons are always "Show cock" but never "Show emotion".
>>33644120It was about how much you like dicks, and it did not mention cum.
>>33644100>Normally during the summer it's 85+ hereI get so few really hot days like that a year so I can't hate, I have to enjoy them while they last.
>>33644114Because I’m interested
>>33644113Perhaps, but you don't get anything if she or anyone else suffers.
>>33644121This
it would be funny if there was a female celebrity women would give the "literally me" treatment to
>>33644124Because she seems nice and approachable so it is hard to believe she doesn't have friends or family that would accompany her.
>>33644123I moved here from Texas, where it's basically 90+ degrees during the day for 6+ months out of the year.
>>33644122Do you mean the alliteration one? I've said multiple times I thought it was clever OC.
>>33644120That's good, farewell.
>>33644120You fucking worthless cockholster I'll wring your neck. Figuratively. Bring an extra pair of pads I'll have it on your desk by lunch you salacious stroke-strumpet.
Bye anons.
Serious question for femanons: Why don’t you get breast implants? Seems like a total life cheat code for women. There are endless stories from formerly shy and uncool women saying getting a boobjob completely changed their lives and that they wish they had gotten them done much earlier and had gone bigger.
>>33644136bye!! be safe!!
>>33644127You wouldn't like it
>>336441119 people.
>>33644140>single digitsfemcel
>>33644132Fair enough, I do remember you saying that last time it came up. In a way though I think I was more proud of that than I was of the smut story.
>>33644133Bye.>>33644134Not my cup of tea, but creative use of outdated terms. 6/10.
>>33644139>men wouldn't like it if women showed a little bit of self-deprecating humor and humilitybro
>>33644142She's lying. She first slept with her uncle, but doesn't count that because he was family or something like that.
>>33644147>She first slept with her uncleAnd anons simp for her?!
>>33644142If individual sex toys and household objects counted, I'd probably be close to triple digits.>>33644143I think that makes sense. Writing something with someone else in mind when it comes to content/structure/etc will proba always feel less creatively fulfilling than a fun project done at your own pace and motivation.
>ditch your lame girlfriendI see this phrase a lot in memes and porn, does it actually happen?
>>33644147>>33644148Child rape =/= a sexual relationship.
>awakening to the femanons negging you for uninspired writing fetish i fucking hate this so much. how are we supposed to win if they can just do this
My fav old timey slurs for women:SlatternHarridanBattleaxeHarlotStrumpetTermagantShrewVirago
>>33644148Yes. Her cousin too and she said he cheated on her, lol.
>>33644154>battleaxeI don't get the joke.
>>33644129Accompany her where
Okay men go ahead express an emotion
>>33644151no, its just dirty talk - theyre actually practice gfs so its only natural to move on when you are ready you say it to make the real gf feel more attractive even if she knows the previous one was only practice
>>33644159preferably moaning and whimpering
>>33644153Write me a limerick. If it's hot and you finish it quickly, I'll use it.
>>33644159I've got: Stress, "It's over", futility, anger and doomscrollWhich do you want
>>33644159I am hungry
>>33644159I'm yearning right now.
>>33644159i am genuinely terrified that i wont be enough for the woman of my dreams. that i can go into it with every intention of working to give her the life she deserves and not being able to measure up. i would rather die like a dog than literally ruin a wonderful woman's life by inflicting myself on her when her only crime was giving me a chance against her better judgment.
>>33644159I want nothing more than to make a woman feel safe, loved, and protected. But I don't think women want that from men anymore.
Why can't men be happy without women?
>>33644171dont listen to their lies, they cant be happy with women either. wretched creatures
>>33644171People usually don't feel happy or fulfilled without a purpose. For many thousands of years, men's purpose has mostly been to protect and provide for women.
>>33644156Norm please...
>>33644171It's in our biology, we need a gf or we get depressed and suicidal...>>33644172Yes we can, personally I just need her :(
>>33644167Explain.
>>33644159I am happy.I am sad.
>>33644159suicidal
>>33644159I am wishing.Wishing I could grip more...
blondes....
>>33644177I'm waiting for something.
>>33644184Please?
These are 10/10s in Finland
>>33644186finfemanon is much cuter than those
>>33644185I am waiting for something, and while I wait I yearn.
Men's emotions are lamer than I thought
>>33644187The divorcee?
>>33644186The Asian girl mogs by just not having retarded tattoos.
>>33644183I don't see how anyone could be confused as to why I went bi for blonde bimbos.
>>33644194shut up JH, you wont find a man if you keep simping for women
>>33644183blondes...
>>33644186Bottom looks like New Kids.
mmm day old room temperature coffee
>>33644186Blondes.....
>>33644192>the tradcuck
>>33644195I have a man AND a woman.
>>33644186I'd chat up 2 and the redheads to see if they were smart and fun, but if not Id just forefit lmao
>>33644201>noooo i can't be attracted to her if she doesn't have QOS tattoosLmao
>>33644205what is a QOS tattoo
>>33644198The mold makes it probiotic.
Why do white people have names like dickinson
>>33644206Don't engage with it.Let the schizo be.
>>33644159You'll think I'm gay if i do
>>33644208Dickinson? You can go to jail for that.
>>33644208ancient punishment to mark dishonored bloodlines of incestuous pederasts
>>33644213What about cockburn
>>33644201You're on here a lot.
>>33644206It's a racist tattoo
my wife almost fully financially supports me (she earns like 10 times more than me and i make just about enough to pay our rent bill working 20 hours a week)she says she doesnt mind it at all but i still feel bad about itwomen itt, would you feel bad if your husband only worked part time if you had a quite well paying job?
>>33644216Sarge has to do damage control after one anon named him cuckworm, lol.
>>33644214Same but for chronic masturbators
>>33644219Was it Julian?
I want it to be my turn I am ready I think it’s my time I don’t want my loneliness to make me bitter I can make a man happy I know it please God
>>33644224Good for you, femanon.
>>33644224you think china is winning dota this year? after 200 years?
>>33644218why dont you make it up to her by being a good husband instead
How long could most men last during a good bj if they were told they'll get money if they hold out for as long as possible?
Why does Julian hate Swiss?
would a "femcel" die if her heartbeat spikes up easily and she has intense and violent sex with chad for 3 hours? i'm asking for the first time in particular
>>33644232yes
>>33644230probably indefinitelythere is a muscle you can contract to forcibly arrest ejaculation and after enough time the penis will become insensate
>>33644232actually having sex for 3 hours would be so insanely boring unless you were both on drugs
>>33644230Depends who is giving the bj and how good they are
>>33644232yes, this was the ritual the romans performed to ascertain femceldomif she died she was innocent, if guilty she was executed for harlotry
>>33644230do they need to maintain the erection?
>>33644236yeah i'll drug him with femcel pu
>>33644202trans people and fwb dont count
>>33644235Bullshit.>>33644237Me and I'm very good at it.>>33644241Yes. Obviously.
>>33644244Us three are in an official relationship. I get the best of both worlds.
>>33644246>Bullshit.what are you, the penis expert?
>>33644249Yeh.
>>33644231he has schizophrenia
>>33644246Estatting aside a couple minutes at best. Hell it would probably reduce his stamina to know there's money for holding out
>>33644230Forever, you can't force anyone to cum against their will
>>33644248The man you love made a great joke once: Polyamorous people have a scheduling kink.
>>33644246how was it getting cummed in, by the way? should we update your name, jizz tolerator?
>>33644253>it would probably reduce his stamina to know there's money for holding outThat's what I was thinking, the pressure would just makes things more intense but less pleasant.>>33644254I don't think that's true. You can make someone orgasm, but you can't make them enjoy it. >>33644257He didn't do it in me. He did it on me. And idk if "tolerating" it is the right term, more just not freaking out about it.
menyou know what we wantgive it to us
>>33644262We've given enough, it's your turn to give
>yesterday>at my bf's>have sex with bf>smoke weed with bf>go back home>on my way home go to subway>eating>some old fart approaches>asks me if I'm on drugs>no>asks me for my name> say Sydney Sweeney>start laughing uncontrollably>he leavesDo all moids become this annoying when they get old?
>>33644262it is always about dick with women, why are you like this
>>33644262You want one thing and it's disgusting
>>33644262We've given you everything....
>>33644252It does seem like it. Poor guy.
>>33644264>>asks me for my name>>say Sydney Sweeneykek based
>>33644265NTA, but cock is unironically that good. Like we can make jokes about both sexes being too into each other and some people being too desperate for sex, but seriously it was something literally designed by nature to be that amazing by default, it just makes sense that it's wanted.
>>33644264Lol. Was your bf there?
>>33644274No he was asleep already when I left
>>33644262Reddit told me women think penises look weird and gross
>>33644263little and less have i received from you and yours>>33644265i didnt spend millions of years breeding you to develop the perfect pleasure stick to peak ripeness just to NOT sit on it>>33644267i want it disgusting>>33644268run it back>>33644276they are but we also want them
>>33641084So basically she told me she was being bullied at work and showed me a bunch of text messages>>33644264dude, he just wanted to know where you got that stuff so he could get some for himself.>urr durr. do all women think they are the center of the world just because some dude spoke to her?
>>33644275You must've worn him out, sheesh.
>>33644276Yeah, reddit penises look weird and gross
>>33644264was he a cop
>>33644276its a tranny
>>33644282No. Probably not. I hope not
This male larp about women loving cocks, sex and men is getting weird and uncanny
>>33644286this, everyone knows that women derive no pleasure from anything at all
>>33644264>have sex with bfUm, quick rundown?
>>33644287What a sad existence,. everyday I thank god that I'm a man who can get addicted to things like sex, porn and video games
>>33644289dont forget gambling
>>33644288I can't, I respect his privacy
>>33644291Honourable
Being alone this long has made me bitter and unlovable I hope men understand what they’ve done to me because it’s their fault
>>33644290
>>33644294Dick would fix you
>>33644289for me, it's the small things, like taking a piss in public after getting drunk and waving at passersby
>>33644294It's literally your own choice to be alone, retarded foid.
>>33644294how long?
>>33644224>>33644294Aw, it seemed like you were doing better. What took the wind out of your sails?
>>33644294my fault gangyou want some clitstim grinding with headkisses and hip and back caressing?>>33644297lunging at women at night just to make them flinchslowing down to a crawl as i walk past a woman about to get in her car so she understands she isnt allowed to do that until i get her implicit permissionfeels better than fresh cut grass
Are there any studies on how children fare being raised by a throuple?
>>33644264Do you look similar?
>>33644301For me the best part of being a man is waking up at night and hitting on women in parking lots. Their hearts melt so much they even start screaming.
>>33644304No, the only similar thing is hair color
Would it be condescending to ask a latinx girl out in Spanish?
>>33644294Meanwhile prices at the bf store have never been lower
>>33644294You don't care.
>>33644310No, ask me out in French. I don't even speak French but it sounds hot
>>33644248Bitch you're well into your mid 30s, a poly relationship wont work out and you know it.You dont have the time to waste anymore
>>33644302There's plenty of inferred data, but not many in-depth, specific studies of that specific family structure. Generally speaking, more adults but less kids isn't associated with anything particularly negative on its own, but nontraditional family structures have higher rates of interpersonal issues that could negatively affect children, I think.
>>33644315It will. All three of them will remain together for at least the next 18 years and 9 months.
>>33644313How will you know what I'm asking?
>>33644319I don't know
>>33644313*obsessively French kisses you*That good enough?
What does folx mean? Like folks, but with an x?
>>33644315>you're well into your mid 30sNobody says that.Either say "well into your 30s" or "in your mid 30s".>>33644323It is only used by edgy boys.
>>33644315She's likely around 38. She lies about everything.
>>33644313Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir? Et tous les soirs apres? Merci beaucoup.
>>33644323yesits evocative of the gender-neutral "latinx"
>>33644320Puis-je t'embrasser ?
>>33644327Isn't folks already gender neutral?
>>33644328Kiss my ass.
>>33644331Oui
>>33644326>>33644328Vocaroo please
>>33644330well yes, but you do it to convey a "you (gender issue conscious) folks" feeling
>>33644324>Nobody says that.Congrats on missing the point hag. warning you
>>33644336>hag. warning youDouble wrong, incel-chan.
menhow long after eating to run?
>>33644333Umm... don't laugh... but... so this is me:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQa7SvVCdZk
>>33644333>Vocaroo pleaseNon, Je ne veux pas te tenter avec la masturbation.
>>3364433945 minutes. If you're using run as a euphemism, 60.
>>33644342>masturbationYes, now give me the fuel for it
>>33644339immediatly. if you arent combat ready at any moment you fucked up
>>33644345Non, tu es JH
>>33644339Ideally 2 hours
>>33644351I'm not!
>>336443480>>3364434445-60>>33644352120this the problem with men fr
>>33644353Sorry, you'll have to cum to something else.
>>33644310>Would it be condescending to ask a latinx girl out in Spanish?It's condescending for you to call a Latina "latinx"
>>33644354Is the run in the morning or later? In the mornings, I'd just have a banana or a sandwich for energy and do my warm-up before going running. If later, 1-2 hours is good after a proper meal.
Do you guys think the soldiers are abusing children on Area 51?
femanon would you be a +1 in a career-driven moid's lifeyou get>whatever you wanthe gets>most of his time spent working (can be from home, or at an office, etc.)
>>33644372On Area 51 there's just sand and runways
>>33644374Can you reword this in a much less autistic way?
>>33644374but he wouldnt have time or energy to spend on me
>>33644202Why is JH so consistently delusional?
>>33644374 when we would fuck?
men can you forgive me for being retarded
>>33644385if men couldn't forgive women for being retarded we'd have never made it out of the caves
>>33644385Not like I expect a reply, but I am going to ask anyway... what makes you retarded?
>>33644381Explain or stop whining.
i need a french or spanish speaking gf honestly
>>33644385Here's your (You), (attention)whore.
>>33644377Not really. In normal relationships, the guy makes lots of time for the girl, and his life becomes intertwined in whatever she wants their shared life to be. If she wants space, he gives her space, if she's clingy he gives her clingy-ness. The moid is flexible in order to handle whatever the foid wants at that specific moment, which is often changing based on her whims. The male is at the mercy of the female. At any point the girl can decide "this sucks" and just leave his life and go back to normal.In this relationship, the guy is fully autonomous but lonely (kind of) so he wants a wife/girlfriend. The female presence is missing from his otherwise completed life. She fills a void in his life, and with her there he is complete, and thus he can be a fulfilled person. The girl is there, as more of a puzzle piece, that he relies on to feel less shitty, and the guy is basically 'thanking' her for being his rock by various love languages. The male is grateful to the female, but not at her mercy. At any point the girl can say "fuck this" but if she did he might not really "hurt" as badly because he has all these different ties.>>33644378you will share every evening, weekend, morning, night, and holiday together.>>33644382every evening, weekend, morning, night, and holiday.
>>33644376How would you know?
>>33644395>Not really.Ok gotcha, incel.
>>33644399You're retarded.
>>33644391You never have any actual relationships, not even in the standard woman moneky branch every few months kind of way.
>>33644395>essayNTA but you forgot women think 'rejection = empowerment' so by being rejection-proof you've actually become the oppressor.
>>33644310Only people who complain about everything being too white use Latinx.
>>33644357truuuu, the liberals really cooked with this one
>>33644407Or people who want to be respectful.
>>33644404What is a real relationship in your eyes, and have you ever had a relationship like that in your entire life?
>>33644413It’s only Americans that use it. It doesn’t make any sense in Spanish, or English really either. Latine is only gender neutral term used by the vast majority of Latin Americans.
>>33644420I'm not constantly complaining about not having men and my womb full.
Can vegans eat insects?
>>33644430noI mean they can but they don't want to
I feel like shit.Moids, lie to me; say you love me
>>33644426I'm not complaining about either of those things.
>>33644430At the height (or maybe the lowest point of my schizo vegan arc) I did catch an ant with my finger and then ate it.
>>33644426She's never going to admit any wrong-doing, she's a hypocrite like qt.
>>33644433I love you
>>33644433You look, smell and act like it too.
>>33644439She's going to come back at some point and talk about how this is going to be the year and how many first dates she's had (with dozens of different men that she "likes" but never pursues anything with beyond a first date).
>>33644437were you hungry? why did you do that
>>33644445>>33644439why do you care so much
>>33644444And you're a giant piece of shit>>33644442*Swims towards lifebuoy* thanks anon
Femanons will you be voting blue in the midterms to prevent maga from molesting more girls?
>>33644430As a vegan, I wouldn't but I would eat a cricket before any animal like cow or chicken >>33644392I feel special>>33644310Anytime a guy has done something like this to me it either feels cute or cringe, it's a very fine line to walk
>>33644452yeah
>>33644450Say it back please
>>33644461KekI love you more, anon
Ugh, I want him to put a baby in me so I can stop having these awful periods so bad.
>>33644452YeahI do want 4chan moids to molest me though
>>33644466My mom says it that way, she loves me more.. thanks
>>33644445I'm going to constantly bring up how happy I am with them just to piss you off.
>>33644471You tell your mother you love her?Aww, wholesome
>>33644445Yeah, she has 0 self-awareness.>>33644449It's fun to laugh at her how she makes a promise to get married and get pregnant every year.
state sponsored penis rations for femanon
>>33642748>>33642758>>33642766>>33642770Just to confirm, the real myao has only politely and pleasantly responded to a few of my posts itt.Don't worry, she hasn't sullied herself by actively encouraging interaction with me. Heh
Private tutors are great for skills or knowledge that you can't learn or teach easily, such as advanced math, music, and singing.Moreover, female private tutors are a great way to usher boys' healthy psychosexual development. At 13 I fucked my piano teacher for a whole year, and at 14 I did the same with my singing teacher. This did great wonders for my self-esteem and mental health. If you don't want your boys to grow up into cockblocked emasculated incels, there are many young beautiful female private tutors that can help you with that.Gender. Thoughts?
>>33644497Forgot my trip.All apologies. It's the danger of posting on other boards.
>>33644499I think outside of thirdie countries most teachers dont fuck their studentsespecially not if theyre that young
>>33644452Yes. This administration has made me steer very hard left.>>33644496>state sponsored penis rations for femanonFrom each according to her ability, to each according to her needs. I call dibs on the girthy 6 inchers.
>>33644501>>33644497The levels of pathetic with you are truly extreme.
>>33644503You just don't hear about it.
>>33644324>Nobody says that.>Either say "well into your 30s" or "in your mid 30s".This.
>>33644499Men who start fucking at 13 AND fucking authority figures don't end up on 4chan, larper
Men, please tell me about your penis
>>33644507it certainly happens a lot less
>>33644516average sized, good thickness and it has like a huge vein at the base.
>>33644458>I feel specialwhich language is your first and second?
>>33644520>huge vein at the baseHOT
>>33644520> and it has like a huge vein at the basenta, but you called it weird last time didn't you?
>>33644513Pretty women are helpless when a cute horny boy gets sicced on them.
>>33644516It’s big and lonely because it got attached to an ugly autist
>>33644524I don't remember, maybe
>>33644520
Is it wrong of me to attend meetings from a religious organisation, just for the free food?
women if you started dating a guy and you held his hand and he blushed would it be cringe?
>>33644528keka rare cute guy who's fucked women (not girls) since 13 isn't gonna come hereincels might as well be aliens to him
>>33644535golden reaction>>33644538i would be smitten! i would probably giggle and blush, myself.. but i would def keep holding his hand
>>33644537No, that's quite literally the point and a key tenet in most religions.>>33644538I would suck him until I tasted bone marrow.
is it wrong for me to dab on someone?
>>33644532Since others didn't comment, I'll reply:Later on, when you jerk, give it a few strokes from me
>>33644545jerk it off*
>>33644541>>33644542your replies melted me into a puddle good lord
I got to stop posting about dabbing.its not 2016 anymore. nobody gets these memes..
Men how did it feel when you realized what women want, and that you aren't it?
>>33644548I think most of us here are old
>>33644551why would I give a h*ot about what women want?
>>33644551I have no way of actually verifying whether women want me or not
>>33644505You will get 30 seconds of being poked in the butt and you will like it.
>>33644552then why do my posts about dabbing never get any (You)s?my other posts doI think the time for dabbing has passed.
>>33644551they want meeeeeee
>>33644542I’ve been attending various Christian group and some Muslim events as well in my city.I’ve even had free pizza at an anti-satan rally from the menonites.I even attended a black mass, but they only gave us apples and the booze wasn’t free. There’s a bible study group at my college, but most of the organiser are from Cameroon and their food is simply nasty, so I stopped going.
Realistically, how many men would take to "drop out" of the dating pool (overnight) for women to notice a tangible difference or care in the first place?I keep hearing incels talk about it and say some insanely high number, but I'm curious what the actual critical mass would be and what that would look like in practice.
>>33644566god this is so sexy
>>33644315>a poly relationship wont work out and you know it.tl;dr: Poly can work when it's 2+1In my subjective observation, the consistent factor in poly relationships working out over longer periods of time is some form of hierarchy.In a more typical relationship between two people, roles are established of who is what and who does what. There roles are a crude form of hierarchy. When the roles are unbalanced, it can create friction. The effects of this friction are felt far more with additional people.Essentially, when there are three people in a relationship, it helps to maintain balance of they all understand and who is the third.The relationship is that I have seen fail often involved a delusion of equality or balance. And you can't have actual balance if you pretend to have balance. You can't adjust or accommodate if you're pretending everything is fine.You need to understand accept your roles. And being the "third" isn't necessarily being lesser. Often it's simply a matter of chronology. There was a couple. Then one was added. The couple came first. So there's an implied hierarchy that the couple takes priority.Simply having that understanding creates a psychological security that is lacking in relationships where everyone is supposed to be equal and balanced but, as is always the case with all relationships, certain individuals always do certain things.If two live together, one always drives, one never does but stuff, and one always unloads the dishwasher? You aren't equal and pretense is an unstable foundation for relationships.>You dont have the time to waste anymoreNobody has any idea how much time they have. You could die tomorrow and how how much of your precious time on earth was spent trying to make others feel bad on 4chan? To what end?Everything is a waste of time.Waste yours wisely.
>>33644566They have noticed already, but they aren't going to do anything about it, because what could they do? Nag you to improve?
>>33644551It was freeing. Like a veil had been lifted and like I didn't have to live in uncertainty anymore.Women can fuck whoever they want qnd I can focus on my hobbies, career and friends and family, it's a win win really.Plus I can help my sister out with putting my nephew and niece through college and cool-uncle-maxx in general.
>>33644516Well packaged in my boxers and I'm about to work out.>>33644566>I keep hearing incels talk about itWho cares what they yap about.
>>33644506>The levels of pathetic with you are truly extreme.Are you capable of explaining why you think I am pathetic?Can you apply that reasoning to the posts I made or is it independent of my posts and simply directed at me as a person?Also I am curious, what "levels of pathetic" do you consider average?Or are you simply grasping an insult and throwing it at me without concern like a poo-flinging monkey?I am intrigued because that was the post that produced such a response. It seems silly to me.
>>33644577Jeez, when did men become so pathetic and depressing?
>>33644580>no musky, sweaty, post-workout dick to huffGonna kms
>>33644507genuinely i think private tutors dont go into it planning to molest their students but i think the opposite where the parents hiring them nudge them into it for extra pay is probably more common
>>33644551You can't always get what you want. But if you try, sometimes, you get what you need.
>>33644583nta, but he just wants to be a male spinsterhe doesn't want romance, and being in a couple isn't for everybodyhe's not hurting anybody, yk, as long he isn't diddling his niece and or nephew
>>33644584>future anthropologists unearthing another femcel mass grave (sweaty penis deprivation)
>>33644499>Private tutors are great for skills or knowledge that you can't learn or teach easily, such as advanced math, music, and singing.This is accurate.>At 13 I fucked my piano teacher for a whole year, and at 14 I did the same with my singing teacher.If those teachers were adults, those men should not have done that and should be imprisoned.Do you currently practice your musical skills?
>>33644584>huffGood girls lick it clean.
>>33644551Mind-opening and liberating. Decades of feminist and white-knight indoctrination being eradicated like darkness before light.Men all over the world all of history and prehistory unanimously came to the conclusion that women are inferior and must be controlled. They can't all be wrong when you think about it.
>>33644551>Men how did it feel when you realized what women want, and that you aren't it?Well, I was 6 years old so it was sad but I recovered pretty quickly. I fortunately knew that I smart and funny and those traits were also things that some women wanted so I focused on that. Unfortunately it took seven years to realize that most women require a minimum level of social skills. Then I had to start learning them from scratch.It worked out.
>>33644566Women only care about Chads. They might notice simps aren't giving them free attention and money, but they won't care until they hit the wall or Chads stop even looking their way.
>>33644566all of them. womanity's collective standards, like a vagina, are self-regulating and if men stop rewarding poor behavior women will stop engaging in it.
>>33644585Pretty based, honestly.
>>33644600well the ethics of it are questionable at best, but sure
>>33644566As much as I hate to admit it, I don't think incels are entirely wrong on this.I would much rather stay single and hold out for a real keeper to sweep me off my feet than settle for a guy. For both my AND his sake. Most women I know would agree with me as well.I think it would take a unrealistically high amount to notice women be ACTUALLY despererate and vocal about it.
All women should have red hair, bangs and a knot
>>33644605i think that would get a bit uncanny
>>33644566What it actually does is change the proportion of unlikeable men harassing women online to become less "pathetic socially inept loser" guys and "assholes lacking self awareness" guys and more "horny Indian men spraying and praying" guys.The decent guys are still out there trying to connect, wading through bots, crazy hos, and golddiggers looking to settle.It's a jungle out there.
>>33644605>a knotAnon...that's bestiality
Hey anons, what do you think of this idea?>want to write the plot for an anime>set in an alternate world where emperor Julian co-opts Christianity into helenism>Jesus goes live on mount Olympus as a sitcom style show>Turns into a spiritual harem comedy with absurd humor and deep themes>gods represent exaggerated human flaws (pride, vanity, violence, etc.)>Jesus shows up, effortlessly winning everyone over just being himself>explore themes of love, redemption, war and other ancient themes that persist to this day>mix slice of life, shounen action, and religious satire>a show that’s funny and light but still makes you think
>>33644612I ain't reading all that. Give a tl;dr version
>>33644604The problem is that what makes a "real keeper" according to women is entirely artificial and delusionally unrealistic.Remove unfair hiring/paying practices that favor incompetent/unproductive women and suddenly 90% of men are "real keepers".
>>33644612>he's thinking about Roman Empire again
>>33644612I've watched just enough anime to know that japan knows nothing at all about christians and write them like fabels
where do incels hang out?
>>33644611Kek.>>33644612It could work depending on the execution.
>>33644621they don't
>>33644573>The relationship is that I have seen fail often involved a delusion of equality or balance. And you can't have actual balance if you pretend to have balance. You can't adjust or accommodate if you're pretending everything is fine.I don't want anyone looking down on me for being the third, though. I know they don't, but others looking in might.
>>33644612why does it have to be animated by the nipponese
>>33644573I ain't reading that but IME poly works when:1. everyone is in love with each other equally2. one person simply has drastically lower sexual and romantic needs than the other and they genuinely feel no jealous. There's actually a section of the population who really do want to have a relationship but they can't handle being around their partner much and that section can find that being in a throuple is ideal for them.I think the 2 + 1 is most likely of any of them to shit itself to pieces
>>33644612>want to write the plot for an animeStopped reading right there, you're a weeb and I say that as a person who likes them Japanese cartoons. I don't understand why you're trying to shoehorn your story into the "anime" category. Your best bet is just writing it and finding another way to get it out there.
Why do women compensate with obviously fake moans when they have sex with men with a small dick? I would have no problem with just eating her out and ending there if she doesn't like my dick.At that point I would've preferred if she just walked out after seeing it instead of having pity sex
I have to say this since I've never seen anyone suggest it before: Part of why men think women are unfunny is Otherness. Men other women. Men can't put themselves aside to laugh at (women) comedy because they can't relate (or rather don't want to relate), even though they can find ways to relate to some abhorrent characters in movies for eg. Women can't talk about their experiences as women because men don't relate to that, but also if they attempt "male comedy" then it's seen as unsucessfully trying to blend it with menTo laugh is to relate first. Men don't want to relate to women.
Why so I get so horny around the same time everyday?
>>33644621Incelpark for my incelwalkies at incelnight
>>33644627Because I want it to have an absurd aesthetic from the get go, like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ly4Y4vDPwog&list=RDLy4Y4vDPwog&start_radio=1
>>33644633blend in*
>>33644633This is literally why I was asking how as I (f) can be funny or make this guy laugh. I thought I was crazy
>>33644633Comedy doesn't have a gender retard, you're either funny or you're not. I've met met plenty of funny women and utterly unfunny men.
>>33644633No, women are just unfunny. Occam's Razor.
>>33644633Doesn't add up, "the funny black guy" was an acceptable character even when racism was even more prevalent
>>33644555>I have no way of actually verifying whether women want me or notStatistically, some definitely do. The only way to verify if a particular woman wants you is to ask her out once she's comfortable with you and spend time with her in that dating setting where it's clear you're both trying to determine if you want each other or not.Women effectively never confirm they want a guy before he asks them out. I just don't want guys to wait for confirmation.>>33644587>You can't always get what you want. But if you try, sometimes, you get what you need.Based. Be what they need.>>33644577>cool-uncle-maxx in general.Solid plan honestly. The thing is that many men delude themselves that they can't ever have a relationship with a woman when that's not the case. Like, I was never getting a gf in high school. Never was happening. But afterwards I changed and life presented me more opportunities.If you don't have an interest relationships, that's fine. But don't spend your life denying yourself because of a delusion of certainty of what women want.I wanted a number of things in life that won't ever happen, like being an amazing artist. I'm adequate but too slow to achieve any measure of success. So I accept it and move forward.Just be certain before closing a door forever.>>33644583>when did men become so pathetic and depressing?>>33644588>he just wants to be a male spinster>he doesn't want romance, and being in a couple isn't for everybody>he's not hurting anybodyThis.Why hate on someone wanting to be the "cool wine aunt"?As long as you're choosing your path deliberately without regret, there's nothing pathetic about it. Trust me, I know. When confronted with the long term consequences of my deliberate life choices, I still don't waiver because I didn't act quickly, rashly, or without tremendous reconsideration before choosing. I still reconsider it and stand by actions.
>>33644642Name a couple of funny women
How does it feel like to touch a penis?How does a penis taste like?How much does a penis grow when it gets hard?How does it feel like to take a penis?Is it possible to feel the penis cooming?
>>33644605Kino but no.
>>33644633what are some funny women
>>33644643Occam's razor is an idea that's misunderstood by dumbasses like you
>>33644656That's the point: if I were to name ANY woman you'd say she's not funny, thinking it further proves your bias, when it should be a wake up call that since comedy doesn't have a gender, how come a WHOLE GENDER isn't funny
I wish I had a gf so I could cry on her shoulder or into her lap
Idk man I've looked at what women describe as "real knee slappers" and "peak girl-humor", which was just r/LetGirlsHaveFun and it was genuinely one of the least funny things you can imagine.
>>33644633Maybe you make more jokes about the human experience?Tina fey was funny af
>>33644633I just don't like seeing women making fools of themselves, whereas I'm comfortable laughing AT a man being a fool
>>33644644why not the funny black woman
>>33644633Female comedians only talk about being whores just like black comedians only talk about being black.
>>33644649https://www.tiktok.com/@chloe.longnameAnd my both my gf and female friends irl
>>33644658I think they can be
>>33644612It needs a single element connecting everything. As it stands it's got the possibility of a strong elevator pitch but seems to meander all over. A story that doesn't know where it's going lacks delivery.What is the conflict of the story?Is there a main character and what is their inner conflict and outer conflict?
>>33644665I can't recall any, but that's probably on the producers
>>33644663First of all, every woman joke being about her pussy and period is a gross overexaggeration and just a way to reduce female comedy and comedians to thatBut also suppose we talk about our pussies and period, anon, so what? It's part of human experience too. You might not have a pussy, but why would you not understand that the struggles can be universal in a way. For eg, being on your period is painful and puts you in a bad mood, is pain and bad mood a woman experience only though? No. You can understand that much.
>>33644657>t. unfunny woman
>>33644633I can't think of many funny women celebrities off the top of my head but I can think of women I know irl that have been funny. Oh, except Melissa McCarthy, I've only seen like two movies with her in them but they both made me laugh
>>33644551Seeing how they treated my Chad older brother. Craziest Chad moment I witnessed was when my father brought home a woman, they both got drunk, father fell asleep, and the woman came into our room, and tried to sit in my brother's lap, totally ignoring that I was there. My brother pushed her away and then my father woke up, and kicked her out, kek.
>>33644682Lol
>>33644633I think you are generally right. "Othering" women is just something that a lot of men do, others more and others less often. I don't know what exactly triggers this reaction and honestly I don't really care. I either ignore it or distance myself from guys who default to this behavior.
>>33644661and everything ive seen with that anime girl in your image has been some of the least funny shit i've seen so idk bwo
>>33644664That's because you hold women to a higher standard than you hold men. Not only that, but you deny them being human, fallible, flawed.. the things that you like about male comedy and relate to it
>>33644620Why shouldn't they? That's how they write about their own religion.
>>33644689>Implying the only kind of comedy is self-deprecating
Have women invented anything after windshield wipers?
>>33644680I wasn't being funny; you're a dumbass and you don't understand occam's razor
>>33644663Tina Fey isn't a comedian, she's a writer.
>>33644636if i get an incel how often do i have to walk him..also what do they eat
>>33644516About 7 inches, two-tone coloration (red near the tip), lists a little to the left, curves upward
>>33644695I made this cool wire shape out of a coat hanger that I use to help straighten out shirts before hanging them to dry and it really does reduce wrinkles.
>>33644695My gf invented a pelvic floor muscle technique where she would rhythmically squeeze and suck in my dick with her vagina while sitting on it completelly inside her, which means I can stay balls deep the entire time.Also she has a pretty good chicken and waffles recipe.
>>33644686>I don't know what exactly triggers thisThey think of the male body, experience ... as the default. Simon de Beauvoir opens her book with an outstanding passage that describes this. Even biologically, they think the male body is the standard, and us an inferior version. That's why they think female hormones make us irrational, but rarely stop to think that they have male hormones circulating through their body and that the way they see the world isn't this objective, as-is way as they think.
>>33644705That technique is normal. The pussy technique, not the chicken.
>>33644705Ew
>>33644626>I don't want anyone looking down on me for being the third, though. I know they don't, but others looking in might.If you don't want others observing your relationship looking down on you, I'm sorry to say you're going to have that in any poly relationship anyway.And as far as others looking down on you for being the third, that's comparable to people thinking one part of a gay is "the woman" or "the man".Life is going to involve people observing you, misunderstanding you, looking down on you, and possibly hating you for no good reason whatsoever. It's unavoidable. Struggling to avoid it it a waste of energy.Find your personal way to deal with it.
>>33644705Kinda getting tired of seeing ass
What's basically happening in France right now?
>>33644705Can she demonstrate her technique on me?
I'll never forget Taylor Tomlinson acting like a #girlboss while telling a story about drinking nigger piss on stage.
>>33644685My sister's friends all loved him and my female classmates would ask about him etc. I got blackpilled early, so it wasn't a revelation to me when I saw the same content online.
>>33644693No, I never said, that's your mistaken interpretation of my words. Comedy emerges from struggling with experience, life, frustration... If a woman isn't allowed to struggle, fail (not in a self deprecating way, but in we all fail type of way) then you can't laugh at and with her
>>33644698Once daily. And inceldiets very from extremely strict health regiments to disgusting slop enthusiasm, it depends
>>33644706>her bookI meant her most famous work, The Second Sex
>>33644712Their people hate the PM and want him out, he's throwing them in prison
Women will never understand the pain of finding good yaoi as a straight dude
Women do you ever fantasize about have octopus tantacles, so you could jerk off 8 dicks at once?
>>33644712Major political turmoil and protests over austerity cuts, government collapse. President Macron appointed a new prime minister to lead a divided parliament.
>>33644698Dino nuggies.
>>33644723Yes. Yes, I do.
>>33644719thank you. how long have you had yours? i'm worried my apartment wont be big enough for him to play in. >>33644722what does this mean?
>>33644712French people get too many gibs Government wants to slash debt because gibs are unsustainableFrenchies are mad they're too poor for their current lifestyleTLDR: Fr*nch people are chimping out again
It doesn't matter if women have up to 6/10 strength autism, as long as they are nice to people and at least somewhat pretty.At level 7 autism, it gets just really hard to overlook.Just being honest here.
>>33644721Seems like you're leaving something out there. A ton of people hate Trump and he isn't rounding people up for that... yet.
>>33644621Wherever the darkest and most depressing place on the internet is, because they are the ones who make it dark and depressing.
>>33644679Sure sounds fun, and good idea, but I find the comedy that really resonates with one individual is more targeted.If a non sports fan goes to a show and the entire thing is sports commedy they will get it less.Do you want to appeal a little bit to everyone with observationap humor? Or really strongly to sports fans or just women? Adjust your set accordingly.Captcha hooraa
>>33644729I have never seen a woman with lower than 5/10 autism. Never. And the ones who mask it well are a minimum 7.5.
>gf has higher drive than me>wants me to fuck her multiple times a dayam i a piece of shit for being too lazy to keep up?
>>33644727>what does this mean?Anon is lamenting that it's challenging to find quality gay hentai as a straight person.
Women are always easy to overlook because they are short.
>>33644717Holy fuck, man. I feel you.
>>33644729>hard to overlookIn a bad way? Or just noticeable?
>>33644727>how long have you had yours?But doctor.. I am Pagliacci
>>33644730Yes - I left out that Macron is considering blocking access to social media to the French.
>>33644696You wouldn't be funny even if you tried. No amount of verbose coping and name-calling seething will change that fact.
>>33644697Comedy writers arent comedians?Comedy actors arent comedians?Wrong. All of those and standup fall in tye venn diagram of commedians but not all comedians are standup
>>33644737Yaoi is primarily targeted at straight women.
>>33644736weak
>>33644742Clussy?
I hate the French, bunch of fucking welfare queens!
>>33644728So they want to have their cake and to eat it too? Seems like not much has changed over there.
>>33644736Just try to offer her what you can when you can, maybe try no fap to give her your self pleasure time too, bonus points if you can still make her jack you off like you would yourself... but gives her that satisfaction. Turn her into your milk maid
>>33644749wew, you didn't take this pic yourself did you?
>>33644743Oh, so it's a porn thing.
>>33644746Sorry, *straight man.
>>33644735What are you even talking about...>>33644741As in, becoming too hard to ignore, because autism at a high level makes it more difficult to live with them. Even just as a friend.>>33644736She deserves somebody better fititng.You are weak.
>>33644748That just made me moist
>>33644743>mobilizing>to stay home
>>33644745Disagree. Tom Hanks isn't a comedian just because he's acted in comedies. Stephen King isn't a comedian just because he's written jokes. If you don't do standup, you're not a comedian.
>>33644670Definitely chuckle-worthy
>>33644763I wish possessive women were real. Realistically speaking they'll do nothing if you're a flirt except pout about it
>>33644763This made my penis twitch
>>33644764how does one be possessive but not annoying?
>>33644743Thank goodness I'm going to Spain on holiday and not to the frogs.
men how many inches of difference do you have flaccid versus fully erect? its fascinating to me that someone could be a single incher soft but grow to six or more
>>33644629>I ain't reading thatFair>everyone is in love with each other equallyLoving each other is kind of a given.I am taking "equally" to mean that everyone loves everyone. The issue with "loving each other equally" is that love can't be quantified.Attachment can be quantified though. If you've lived with someone for five years and then someone else moves in, after a year you all might equally love but two might have five more years of attachments. >2. one person simply has drastically lower sexual and romantic needs than the otherThat definitely helps. It presents a need for multiple partners instead of a desire.>they genuinely feel no jealousyThis is extremely helpful but rare. Apparently most people feel jealousy quite a bit. The existence of the hierarchy, or just "structure", is actually to mitigate the minimal jealousy. If one or two has a bit of jealousy and one genuinely doesn't feel jealousy, then the jealous one(s) can feel secure by establishing the structure.Structure provides feeling of security more easily than love, as love can't be quantified.That said, if the love is abundant enough to make them feel secure, them that's that and I'm wrong. I've just seen far too many relationships fall apart because they believed their love trumped the need for structure.>I think the 2 + 1 is most likely of any of them to shit itself to piecesYou're literally describing such a relationship. Two that can handle lots of time together plus one that can't.I said that the +1 isn't necessarily lesser.Two are attached and a third is attached to both. The pretense that all three came together and attached equally simultaneously is a delusion. Delusions are not a great foundation for relationships.
>>33644768Sorry anon but Europe ends at Pyrenees, Spain is a absolute shithole....
>>33644751meh. she cant get me off with her mouth or hands in a reasonable amount of time because deathgrip and she gets sore after a few minutes. and then having sex is also a chore because i gotta spend 5-10 minutes making her cum a few times so that she's ready for piv and even then she's too tight so it hurts both of us, and i gotta dj her while controlling how deep i jackhammer so i dont hurt her. its not exactly a very sexy time and i think its making me less sexually attracted towards her
>>33644772I don't know why I should care, considering I have been on holiday in plenty other non-European countries too.
I’m tired of pretending that Ukraine is a European country. They can be in NATO and not be EU. Is that really so controversial?
>>33644762>If you don't do standup, you're not a comedian.nta but I really disagree with this one. What about Jason Bateman, John C. Reilly, Ryan Reynolds, heck even Ryan Gosling, sketch people like Carol Burnett, John Cleese, political satire people like Colbert... standup is just one type of comedy.
>>33644762late 16th century (denoting a comic playwright): from French comédien, from Old French comedie (see comedy). The sense ‘entertainer’ dates from the late 19th century.
>>33644767>how does one be possessive but not annoying?You can't, if you got no real power.NTA
>>33644769Between 2-3
>>33644762standup is pretty low tier
>>33644763She's not pretty enough to tolerate that.
>>33644744>verbose I see you're feeling insecure, you brought up the "big" words Cope harder, nitwit
>>33644778Fuck off, incel.Stop trying to start your /pol/ retardation.
>>33644786>verbose is a big word to a femoidKEK
>>33644769>inches8cm flaccid to 15cm hard.
>>33644779Right...because you'd much rather import fighting age male africans and middle easterners with criminal records than qt ukie girls.I guess I wouldn't have expected any less from a modern Europ*an.
>>33644672So the main character would be Jesus himself, his internal conflict is how to fit in without uprooting or overshadowing the other gods, while his external conflict focuses on addressing the flaws of each deity, allowing for multiple sub-plots. Like Ares, who starts as the brutal god of war, hated by even his father, but eventually becomes a Jesus fanboy after some Romans begin praying to both of them before major battles. This leads Ares obsess over him and eventually learning about the prophecy of the end of times, at which point he starts calling Jesus "senpai".The end goal is to show how gods themselves have deep flaws and how they reflect human issues. I think Hera would be the main antagonist, since she was cheated on so much that she became a huge turbo bitch, and the season would culminate in her dumping Zeus instead of taking her rage out on the women Zeus raped or their innocent children.
>>33644733Here the lingo is the barrierIf the sports comedy doesn't use any "specific" terms and is instead put in a way that a non sports fun can understand, they can still laugh and find ways to relate. Because even a non sports fan can relate to themes of being so close but missing, failure, performance anxiety etc Women comedy doesn't use any terms that a man wouldn't understand. Besides, women represent the other of society, so why wouldnt a person want to understand a few things about half the population in an easy, laid back context? Not to mention, again, anon, our struggles aren't that different, even if we're slightly different
>>33644789Condescending deflection that dismisses the speaker by belittling their intelligence based on gender instead of addressing their point. Classic incel.
Women, fictional scenario. Moids have an internal clock and their penises only work, in the sense of hardening, at a specific time of the day. What is that ideal time of the day for you personally?
>>33644632I once had sex with a woman who told me her last bf essentially broke up with her because she wouldn't stop "faking" her moans, writhing, and eye rolls during sex. She just was naturally super expressive in sex but reserved the rest of the time.Dude convinced himself she was a lying faker rather just enjoying the sex like she was.Just sayin'
>>33644792>filename>"suspect">they have published video evidence of him doing itWhat did burgers mean by this?
>>33644789No, it's not. But I bet you thought it was. Because that's a theme with pseudo"intellectuals" like you, who know the phrase "occam's razor" because they heard of it, but they dont REALLY understand it KEK
>>33644801Better be safe than sorry I guess.
genders what do you think about Nepalese zoomers destroying their country because they banned tiktok?
>>33644797in a way that a non sports fan*
>>33644789How many books have you read that people tell you to read, you pseudo?
>>33644792B-but if muhammad isn't going to fuck my wife, then who will?
>>33644806fi believe in free speech so this is based
>>33644806F To be fair, it's Nepal. What is is there to do there?
>>33644806Reminds me of the videos of toddlers that will bawl like someone just dropped them on their head if someone takes away their iPad.
>>33644812NTALook at amazing landscapes.
>>33644810What about if you consider that social media has destroyed the entire world?After 2 decades of personal-use nuclear bombs and people consistently setting them off randomly, you would still be pro-nuclear-bomb-for-personal-use because it's an expression of free speech? Because social media has done significantly more damage than nuclear bombs ever have.
Women, what's your biggest debuff/weakest stat for dating?How do you cope with the current meta?
>>33644812What is there to do in American "countryside" wheere they don't even have villages, they have scattered homes where everyone has a "truck" vehicle and a firearm.
>>33644763This is the kind of woman I wouldn't mind having an OF.She'd probably come up with some crazy shit.
>>33644819I can't handle banter. I take it too seriously sometimes.
>>33644802it's just a technicality
>>33644813for me it's the call of duty zoomers who murder their parents when they try and take it away for a while.
>>33644814Yeh, that sounds good for a bit but seems like it would get old. Anyone that lives in a tourist town would know this.
>>33644825Probably, yeah, but I also think it's all about how much you know. If you have never seen a PC, you don't miss it e.g.But besides that, I don't know what exactly >>33644806 is talking about anyway.
>>33644819Working a lot, and working away from home a lot
>>33644820Exactly. That seems kinda my point. Nepal seems like it would be a rural hick town for young locals with nothing to do but screw around with social media and drug use.
>>33644822You gotta stop taking yourself so seriously and let your hair down sometimes, you stupid bitch, you biblically accurate retard :)
>>33644828Well, yeh, it's zoomers doing stuff. Social media should have probably never been introduced to those places.
>>33644828Nepal has collapsed.The zoomers burned down the government buildings including burning the Prime Minister's wife alive, they've lynched a bunch of high officials like the finance minister and paraded his naked body around in the streets, the prime minister has fled the country, they have released all the prisoners from the prisons.
State genderWhen does the cheating starts? Only when it becomes physical?
>>33644835Unfathomably based
>>33644835Holy shit. Nepal, France... what country is next?
>>33644806M I hope they stay in their own country.
Why do women get icked out by men being silly and just enjoying themselves and being genuinely happy?
>>33644835based lads, if eurofaggots were like that things would have been much different around here. obviously there must have been more to it than just tik tok getting banned
>>33644633>Part of why men think women are unfunny is OthernessThere might be something to that.I can't really verify as I never bothered women and simply relate to people as individuals.>>33644641>I thought I was crazyNo. It can be an issue with some guys. But also making people laugh can be easier than making one specific person laugh. And people find it easier to laugh in a crowd.>>33644663>Tina fey was funny af>>33644642>Comedy doesn't have a gender retardI agree. If anon is correct, you're saying this because you can relate to women as people.>>33644643>women are just unfunny>>33644656>what are some funny womenNah.>>33644664>I just don't like seeing women making fools of themselvesI think you just don't understand comedy.
Is it ethical to pick a girl who will only be in the country for another 10 months as a practice gf before she fucks off for 2 years living a nomadic life?
>>33644806It's never as simple and as straightforward as "they banned tiktok"
>>33644729>level 7 autismThere are only 3 levels
>>33644847only if you are also her practice bf
>>33644844That's clearly some sort of "prank'.
>muh tik tok is evilYes, I know. But I still remember when every was sucking up to social midia, most specifically facebook, because of the arab spring
>>33644661Most of the "funny" things I've seen on reddit have been meh at bestIt seemed a bit like going to a gas station and someone recommending food. It's still gas station food.
>>33644573>And being the "third" isn't necessarily being lesser. Often it's simply a matter of chronology. There was a couple. Then one was added. The couple came first. So there's an implied hierarchy that the couple takes priority.kek isn't this how catholics justify the filioque?
>>33644849You just have not unlocked the rest yet, those are unpaid DLCs.
>>33642039>woman I like turns out to be a lesbian Why does this keep happening? It's happened like 5 times
>>33644797>just realized I use a lot of sports metaphores at work and probably confuse zoometts
>>33644855>because of the arab springIt was a psyop...
>>33644851My friend's parents met because they agreed to be each other's practice gf/bf and now they've been married for 40 years....You might be onto something. Not sure how I'll spring that question though.
>>33644835Well, after googling a bit, I hope the young people will have a better life after this.
>>33644847Why do you care about ethics when the dating market is as unbalanced as it is? Do everything you can to get pussy.
>>33644844>being silly and genuinely happy>while being filmed for updoots
>>33644861The local women's groups probably brought up that it works to get you off their back, so people just use it as the go-to option when you start expressing interest.
>>33644867I'm sure they will. They'll get facebook back so they can continue to bedrot.
Is the world really falling apart? Russia just attacked Poland and France wants a revolution.
Male comedians aren't funny to women and women comedians aren't funny to men because at best they can only identify with 50% of the population. Except I guess if they're gay.
>>33644820Drive your truck to a softball game or go hunting also meth
>>33644870Doubt it, I'm still good friends with most of them. They clearly don't hate me
>fuck it>decide stop hiding power level on a date>pretty much admit towards the end of it that I'm kinda racist>her eyes light up and she leans into it saying how she is too, but scared to say anything>date went well and she asked to meet again next weekDid I luck out, or are women getting more redpilled these days, but too non confrontational to do anything about it?
>>33644871Whatever you said, poltard.
>>33644872The world's always been terrible, the internet just makes it easier to hear about.
I've noticed that in porn movies the bimbo often stops sucking penis and jerks the moid off for a while and/or says some slutty shit and starts sucking again. Is it the correct way of giving a blowjob? Should I do it this way too?
>>33644877everyone is hiding their power levels anon... thats not a gendered thing
>>33644873>being funny means being relatableThat's precisely the reason people say women aren't funny
>>33644391How was the raw dick?or did you blog about it and I missed the thread?
>>33644881they do that because it's tiring to suck dick and if you switch it up you can rest your jaw/neck and your wrists/arms alternately
>>33644794Fairly strong concepts. It could work.I personally dislike when the protagonist has an easy time winning everyone over but it's extremely common and I can't help but imagine it might be popular for a reason I don't get.>This leads Ares obsess over him and eventually learning about the prophecy of the end of times, at which point he starts calling Jesus "senpai".This has a cute anime buddy feel..>the season would culminate in her dumping Zeus instead of taking her rage out on the women Zeus raped or their innocent children.This has a bit of tonal whiplash though.And that can completely work. Gachiakuta has bit of this and I know I have seen tonal whiplash done well but the first episode needs to establish or strongly imply what the viewer can expect to see going forward and then the writing has to deliver on that promise.A cute story about Jesus winning over Olympian gods as new friends culminating with Hera raging at rape victims and innocent children might go off the rails.
>>33644872France is a nothing burger (prime minister position is irrelevant there), Russia didn't attack poland, poland is just reacting to airspace violations (they typically have not historically but they happen all the time), and Nepal is an irrelevant country (no offense nepolese zoomers, but it's kind of true on a global scale)Ask yourself why people might want you to feel like the world is falling apart in the ways you're pointing out.Oh also you forgot that Argentina's government is also in a huge scandal. I'm sure there are others.
>>33644819Shyness, low self esteem, very high standards, not knowing a lot of people, not very proactive or assertive
>>33644872Drones in your airspace attacking another country isn't really an attack. But allegedly the Poles are foaming at the mouth to fight Russians and that sounds kino as fuck so let's go.
>>33644877its sad that this is how you found out, but yes, dates are pointless if you cant feel comfortable expressing yourselfshe doesnt like that youre racist, she likes that your eyes lit up and had some color in them for the first time that night and it convinced her the evening wasnt a waste of time
>>33644881>sucking dicknot wife material
>>33644802>What did burgers mean by this?Innocent until proven guilty is the cornerstone of American law. A murderer isn't legally a murdered until they're a convicted murderer.
>>33644884Name me a non gay woman that is funny.
>namefag appearsSee you all later.
>>33644891My eyes light up when talking about rome or patterns across large dataWhere gf?
>>33644888>Ask yourself why people might want you to feel like the world is falling apart in the ways you're pointing out.This. If you're getting your news from only one source, right, left, whatever, you're fucked.
>>33644798>>33644803>>33644808Look at all the seethe.
>>33644716What?
>>33644847Why catagorize it as a "practice relationship" rather than a "short term" relationship?
>>33644894I posted her tiktok earlier. But if you only care about standup then there is that one autistic scottish girl that I think is good too.
>>33644806>implying the government is the country itself
>>33644835Based.
>>33644858Sure, why not?
>>33644908They will be starving and without electricity/water/internet within 2 weeks
>>33644894Tina Fey, Amy Poehler, Maya Rudolph, Kristen Wiig, Ali Wong, Iliza Shlesinger, Chelsea Handler, Gabrielle Union, Anna Faris, Gilda Radner.
>>33644895Imagine not filtering namefags by default. It's like they post an automatic tag on themselves that just begs to get automatically picked up on hide all of their posts.I swear sometimes it feels like you just hate yourselves.
>>33644911A third of them will be migrants in yurp in 4 weeks
>>33644912Still waiting
>>33644903Again, not engaging with the argument. Because you don't have a buzzword for it. You don't have a personality.
>>33644911As if other countries won't rush to offer a "helping" hand to get some cheap resources or labor.Besides, it's not like the politicians were trying their hardest to keep everything working and tidy. They were most likely embezzling all the infrastructure money anyways.
>>33644861I found myself very much attracted to the traits of young lesbians.They seem more practical, don't play games with men, speak plainly, have similar interests, and I adore short hair. Shirt hair reveals kissable necks.
>>33644907So good you can't even remember her name...
>>33644806Based as fuck. Burn it all down
Jew hatred is also on a historic rise and I feel like pogroms are almost inevitable. Why was I born under these circumstances
>>33644915>Still waiting>Gilda RadnerFuck you, zoomer.
>>33644806FNepal has the lowest average IQ in the world. They mix the worst parts of being Indian with the worst parts of being Asian. The fact that the country is not an active and perpetual dumpster fire is an achievement in and of itself.
>>33644872>>33644888>Ask yourself why people might want you to feel like the world is falling apartThis.Fear is the best sales tactic. Whenever anyone tells you something that is clearly intended to frighten you, ask yourself who stands to benefit by you being alarmed.Often, to goal is simply to distract.
>>33644923Unfortunately for her, a sense of humor is not sexually transmitted.
>>33644916What argument, retard? The entire conversation with you was:>women are actually funny, guys! Men blah blah blah>no, you're overthinking and overcomplicating things, women unfunny>nooooo youre duuuumbb aaaaaaaahhhhhh>no amount of coping will change that fact>noooo your dumb you big words!!!!>kek>see?? no egnaging argument!!!
>>33644895How incredibly skittish and fragile.>>33644913<3
>>33644924Could this be because they are technological luddites?
>>33644922when would you rather have been born
>>33644923Imagine citing SNL cast members as examples of funny women...
>>33644919I don't really watch standup so I don't remember the male comedians' names either.I don't get the point you're trying to push though? Why are you trying so hard to draw a dividing line on an artform that's supposed to bring people together and bridge societal gaps?Why are you so bitter and cynical?
>>33644930To have been 18 years old in the early 90s seems like heaven on earth
>>33644927Oh, I'm nta and just jumped on when people were accusing you of being a pseudo. You don't seem to be arguing that.
>>33644930Between 1870-1900
>>33644903You disagree that women are funny anon, but your mom your mom said how far I can push this joke, then had you
>>33644933They're the ones that are the most successful anyways. Which is another topic and can of worms in itself.
>>33644930In a time where me and your mom would have been the same age so that I could retroactively breed her and have you dad get sloppy seconds and have my children mog you because of my superior Chad genetics.
>>33644934>that's supposed to bring people together and bridge societal gaps?Comedy does NOT do this. It's SUPPOSED to make people uncomfortable. Bill Hicks type shit.
>>33644938Enjoy the Spanish flu
>>33644927>overthinking and complicating thingsIt seems like that because you're a nitwit
There's an air bubble trapped between my phone screen and the protective glass.Why did women do this?
>>33644881watch bunnybutt or sladkislivki
>>33644947>fell for the protective cover memeConsoomer.
>>33644947Repent, misogynist.
>>33644946Keep coping. Rigmarole doesn't give you wit. Brevity.
>>33644944Maybe that's why you're being so pissy about it then. If you think people of all different walks of life sharing laughs and having a good time together, poking fun at each other in good spirit goes against your understanding of comedy then it's no wonder you're so stuck up about it.
State gender. Have you ever dropped your phone?
Moids only love debauchery, lust, indecency and promiscuity
>>33644954FYes, on my face this morning
>>33644954Only women drop their phones.
>>33644954I don't believe anyone who says they've never dropped their phone.
There's no GIOYC? Okay, guess I'm posting here then.Dating a brown girl has really reaffirmed my racism and made me realize everyone is racist and that the pursuit of harmony is fruitless.
>>33644953>If you think people of all different walks of life sharing laughs and having a good time together, poking fun at each other in good spirit This doesn't actually happen. Maybe it used to, but people are too PC and afraid of offending for that nowadays.
>>33644944nta, but you're a dumbass. Bill hicks' comedy definitely brought people together. People of different races, sexes, ages, nationalities (I'm an F and ESL and used to watch clips of him) can listen to his comedy and get something out of it.
>>33644955I like snuggles. :3
>>33644954M Yes but only like a foot or two while I was sitting on my bed or something like that.
>>33644959Based race realist racemixing neonazi antisemite far right extremist buzzword buzzword.
>>33644955I could say tje same thing about you, foid.Last time I checked women want to be violently raped by a vampire/CEO/mafia boss and be choked out within an inch of their life while being verbally degraded and spit on.
How do I become more creative? I've never been creative or artistic with anything, strictly practical.
>>33644959why? what did she do?
>>33644962Should I have said George Carlin? People don't realize when someone is laughing at them, not with them.
>>33644955Didn't women collectively lose their shit when a bunch of men liked a photo of a woman and her baby with the caption "men only want one thing"?Seems like it's women who are promiscuous sluts and men who are hopeless romantics these days.
>>33644970limitations and inspiration (see more stuff)
>>33644968Moid's biggest fantasy is being said vampire/CEO/mafioso
>>33644954ffrequentlyseveral times this weekusually i try to secure it someplace to free my hands and it slips out
>>33644975Not in a romantic or sexual context, moids biggest fantasy is being themselves but desired by women
>>33644970you try to do something just because it's pretty, for no other reason start playful and without intention, like dump a blob of blue and a blob of red color on a big piece of paper and then smear it around with your fingers, not to create something but as a sensory experience, where you play with the texture, just enjoy the pretty patterns it makes when the colors come together and see where it goes it's about opening up that door of playfully leaving a mark that's the root of creativity
>>33644889>not very proactive or assertiveThat just means you don't want a romantic relationship enough yet.
>>33644975I want to be a cute shota vampire, though.
>>33644971She's racist (dislikes whites initially, other races moreso), has a strong in-group preference (will hire only her own if she's ever in a position of power), relies on the goodwill of supposed "non-racists" to leverage her local minority background for gains while never extending the same to anyone else, etc.
>>33644975My biggest fantasy is sharing my life with and supporting a woman I love and can't keep my hands off of who feels the same way about me.Tf are you on about?
>>33644887well, id be playing with themes of violence, sex as a coping mechanism and narcisism. i wouldn't want to sugarcoat it, hence why i was thinking about it in anime format.
>>33644954F a couple months ago i dropped my phone in a toilet filled with my piss and felt like killing myself for a good while
>>33644975>/CEO/mafiosoI don't like having direct reports so no
Femanons are a menace to polite society and must be imprisoned* for the public good.*in my house. there will be snacks.
>>33644983yeah that checks out
>>33644980I do, kinda, but I just haven't find anyone I like.
>>33644975You're a fucking dumb cunt lmao.
>>33644972Shit>>33644984Literally. This is the ultimate goal
>>33644977>usually i try to secure it someplace to free my hands and it slips outWell, reach down and slip it back in, femanon.
>>33644978SuuuuureThat's just an accident that the only female celebrities popular with moids are Sydney Sweeney, Sabrina Carpenter and other sluts
>>33644975>>33644978>>33644984This. I just want to not be alone anymore and for my love to be reciprocated. I don't even care about sex anymore, I just want to be happy
>>33644989What kind of snacks?
>>33644996Sabrina carpenter is famously unpopular with men
Huh, turns out it was women who were pornbrained gooners all along. Who would've thought...
>>33645000I don't even know who she is
11 11 make a wish
>>33644996>>33644975You foids really know fuck all about men. All those relationships and dates and none of you bitches have learned anything? Quite sad.
>>33645001>Who would've thought...every major thinker since the dawn of time? the heart symbol is just a female butt since that is what actually pumps blood through a mans body
>>33644972>People don't realize when someone is laughing at them, not with them.Carlin, Hicks, any of the "philosopher" type comedians, or even your average comedian mostly isn't laughing at people. They're reflecting ourselves back to us (the same with any art) only they make us laugh at ourselves.I'm not saying comedians do comedy to bring us together, but it definitely can resonate with a large portion of people who are otherwise said to be from different walks of life, backgrounds, beliefs..
>>33644999Tasty ones.
>>33645005I learned a lot, for example I found out moids are fucking animals who will dump a loyal partner the moment some blonde bimbo moves her ass next to him
>>33644989women corrupt everything they touchin true lovecraftian fashion, imprisoning them will only result in their jailors going insane and your prison becomes a tumour of chaos waiting to burst and spill forth unto the unsuspecting world to commit their foid dastardies
>>33645013No, you were just attracted to a cheater. Stop dating cheaters, tiny brained foid.
>>33645017>stop dating moidsYeah, great advice
>>33645013Skill issue
>>33644991>kindaAs I said, lacking the real commitment to go for it!Not saying there is anything wrong with that btw, people have differently strong desires.
>>33645013i have no comeback to this. i was going to say something but mental image of a blonde bimbo moving her ass stopped my train of thought. for now, i will agree.
>>33645018It unironically is though. Imagine being attracted to a man unironically. You could just be dating women instead, but no.If you can't handle the heat stay out of the kitchen, foid.
>>33645013Was it at least a nice ass?
>>33645013Is your personality really so lackluster that you get cuckqueaned by a piece of ass?
do guys think braids are childish?
>>33645029No?
>>33644806Good for them, if only other nations would deal with corruption the same way.
>>33644972Let's take this video for instance, an specifically the first joke, because I just want an example: I'm an ESL, never heard of Fyffe, Alabama before today, let alone been there, but I can relate to the following:-Hillbillies who believe in conspiracies, or just overall people who are uneducated and therefore believe in the supernatural, superstition... and all that jazz-Thinking you should leave a place where fuckall happens otherwise you won't grow as a person (I stopped at 1:51 into the video btw)I don't think you need to be white, southern american, or even american to appreciate these jokes
Asked this yesterday. Hypothetical scenario- you drastically make more money than your spouse, or your spouse is stay at home. Which of these would you prefer>a shared bank account and/or free access to your cards>seperate bank accounts but you put a chunk of money, into your spouses very week/month/year/whatever time frame (or give them a card or whatever method)>you keep all money separate , if spouse wants to use your money for a purchase spouse must ask you for money or card first
>>33645029I wear braids as an adult and in professional settings, so no
>>33645032Ah, sorryLink: https://youtu.be/LfkykU1EfJM
>>33645033fshared bank account/free accesseither we share everything or I don't want it
>tfw no insecure cuckquean gfWhy even live?
>>33644832I will. Thanks. Also fuck you.>>33644885Good. I don't want to articulate it in a way that makes me seem extra retarded for refuting so, but everyone who said it's way better was right. I mentioned so in passing, but I'm more or less trying to sweep my admission that I was wrong under the rug.
>>33645033Separate accounts.
>>33645038I have never had this, but would be open to exploring with a long term partner
Small flat women, do you ever worry that a potential boyfriend might be a lolicon or would you prefer it that he is?
>>33645041you probably shouldn't, tbf
>eat my gf out>kiss her on the lipsThis is fine>eat my gf out>grab some chips straight out of the bagAnd this is Ewwww worthy?Women explain yourselves
>>33645033MHaving been married to a woman in the past who did the "keep accounts separate" thing and was financially controlling and abusive I will not do anything like that again nor would I expect a woman I'm with to put up with it.
>>33645050one is in sexual context, one isn'tbodily fluids are only acceptable if you're horny
>>33645044nice
>>33645038ntaand how much are you contributing to the pile?
>>33645033I don’t want a stay at home hubby. We would shared bank accounts and our own private ones.
>>33645057anon stated in the hypothetical that I'd make vastly more than my partner do you mean irl?
>>33645050>fish n chips
Do femanons want to ride around on moid shoulders and pretend to be giant?
>>33645061>fish n chipsThis is what I named my pussy lips
>>33645060No, you're cool, i was wrong
Why are so many women proud to be gooners?Like>look how cool we are, the degenerate thing we've been criticizing men for for decades, yeah how about we partake in that too>see? We ALSO indulge in hedonistic pleasure seeking with external stimuli that slowly but surely wear out our dopamine receptors and render us unable to feel pleasure from normal human interactionMeanwhile men are actively quitting pornography and some even masturbating alltogether and only saving themselves for actual sex.Why would women think it's empowering or an "own" to men to do this?
>>33645063No too scary I’m very short
>>33645063Yes, yes we do.
>>33645065I've heard of chapped lips, but this is ridiculous!
>>33645067anon, you will forever be confused and frustrated by the world as long as you keep thinking of the things men and women do as team efforts that have collective intended meaning. there are billions of people, and we are literally all doing our own thing.
>>33645068plap?
>when your egirl says she needs more Ruble to buy alcohol, but she refuses to send you more deepthroating videos...
>>33645067the premise of this isnt even truelike its wrong on not one but several levels
>>33645067Sex is fun
>>33645047No. My huge ass is definitely not childish.
>>33645074deepthroating who?
>>33645068>I’m very shortBut that makes it easier?And if anything happens, I just safely throw you onto the bed or couch.
>>33645074That just sounds like a whore, anon. In that case you should treat her like one
>>33645074>your egirl>your
>>33645079Me.
girls and boys what are the best anime airing this season?
>>33645084how if she's your egirl?
>>33645079dewldo
>>33645078JH moment
State gender Do you prefer porn pics or videos
>>33645088who tf finds that hot? lol
>Tipped 10 dollars instead of 1.01FUUUUUUUUCK. For that amount I could've gotten something actually decent. I only doordashed because there was a free itemDoordash rejects my false refund reports for some reason. Fucking cunts.. it's too late to cancel as wellI hate lief
>>33645090fvids
>>33645086I'm not op
>>33645088Perfect girl
>>33645029I like seeing them on women. Fuck what other people think anyways, do what you like.
Men, can I have a white monster?
>>33645033The third one. Women ALWAYS waste money.Women despise having money: they simply can't bear to have it, so they strive to squander it as fast as possible and in the most imbecilic ways that advertisers and scammers can come up with.
>>336450903d vids, 2d pics
>>33645097we only drink the original green monster in this house.
>>33645097Do you deserve a white monster?
>>33645097Did you finish your homework?
>>33644986As you develop the idea, you might want to consider what specific genre you're going for.
>>33645103fat
>>33645095she is incredibly mentally ill and yes i would do unspeakable things to her
>>33645013Feminists break down the institution of marriage and then find out why it was there in the first place... Whoops I guess
>>33645090ASMRSMR
>>33645029Pigtails have the connotation of being childlike. Other braids don't have any similar connotation.
>women who are enthusiastic about sex all want to either get gangbanged, raped, or cheat or all of the aboveWhy aren't there hypersexual girls out there that are loyal and monogamous (and not degenerate, but that's too much to ask for I guess)?I just want a girl that can match my sex drive who ISN'T a turboslut.
>>33645109>Tattoos on kneesAren't Russian egirls a dime a dozen over there anyways? Imagine thinking she's actually into you. She's into money retard
>>33645104I need a white monster
Alright, this femcel girl is starting to scare me.>5 questions in a row recently>writes me "meow" if I don't respond quicklyI don't know if I should meet her. Thoughts?
>>33645117stop trying to gatekeep a girls sexuality, share some with your brothers
>>33645121gosh you are so fucking boring and uninteresting
>thing that i just made upWHY DOES [my secretly held fear that is objectively not very likely to occur] TRUE!!??!?it's YOUR job to sooth my irrational fears i will NOT think for myself YOU have to do it i don't WANT to do it myself
>>33645089Yes. You can start jerking off now.
Most men find baddies like pic rel extremely attractive and potential gf material, what's the female equivalent of this bad guy aesthetic?
>>33645033Depends on the spending habits of each.Having a shared spending account, a far less used shared account for bills and necessities, and an untouched savings account is best.
>>33645117You do realize that doesn’t line up right? Someone with high libido is gonna want to have casual sex. So they become a “slut.”
>>33645122>unzips dick
State genderWhich one of the following cases count as cheating>imagining yourself having sex with other people>having recurring fantasies with the same person>masturbating thinking about someone else>liking someone else and wishing you could give it a try, but not acting upon it>filtering with someone else>talking about sex with someone else>getting physical but not intimate with someone else, like hugs, kisses in the forehead and stuff like that>agreeing to have sex or going on a date with someone else but canceling your plans because you regret>dancing close with someone else>getting naked in front of someone else as a party joke, challenge, or whatever non-vital reason
>>33645122You didn't answer my question
>>33645129
>>33645129Most men have shit taste like most women do, 90% of the planets population needs to be killed.
>>33645128I don't think my coworkers would appreciate that, but I'll pin a pin in it and we'll circle back.
>>33645126At least I'm not simping for ewhores. I mean it's your money to waste ig
>>33645129>potential gf materialWhoever told you that doesn't have your best interest at heart.
>>33645129i just dont care that much especially if she only has a fewsometimes they can be aesthetically pleasing like this astasiangel>>33645142you are incredbly stupid
>>33645134FIf you were dating me, what would you consider to be inappropriate or line crossing? And that would be the same boundry. I would not want my man dating / being physical or fantasising about another woman. Especially a specific one.
>>33645123I'll take her if you're not into her.
>>33645134f>imagining yourself having sex with other peopleno>having recurring fantasies with the same personno>masturbating thinking about someone elseno>liking someone else and wishing you could give it a try, but not acting upon itno>filtering with someone elseno>talking about sex with someone elseno>getting physical but not intimate with someone else, like hugs, kisses in the forehead and stuff like thatno>agreeing to have sex or going on a date with someone else but canceling your plans because you regretno>dancing close with someone elseno>getting naked in front of someone else as a party joke, challenge, or whatever non-vital reasonnothen again, I might have some cuckqueaning tendencies, so I might be biased
>>33645020But I don't have anyone in my life I want to go for!
>>33645138This is my type. And I never knew it
>>33645152fuck yes, buzzcut smoking/drinking white low class men with anger issues just hit differently
>>33645148I'm serious. She's not really hot enough to act this crazy and is kinda fat. But she could have hot friends, maybe? Although, she's acting like I'm the only person she's texting.
>>33645146>what would you consider to be inappropriate or line crossing?Anything that you do involving a third party I you don't want to tell your partner because they could see it as cheating, is indeed cheating.
I don't respect men who give women they're not dating money. It's one thing to cover a friend's meal or something but just giving them straight cash is inexcusable.
>>33645134MEverything listed that goes further than just mentalMen have an attraction to the Anima that is uncontrollable. If you take it further though that's on you>>33645149Damn nona you can't just leave it at that, tell us your fantasies
>>33645090MPics if fictional, videos if real.
>>33645150If you are eager about having a partner, you would not be lazy about it. Not sure what you want me to say, it's pretty clear to me, it's the same with incels too.
>>33645134>agreeing to have sex or going on a date with someone else but canceling your plans because you regretFOnly this one.>>33645149Don't talk about cuckquean fantasies on here. The moids are mean.
>>33645144Actually I'm projecting!
Using my last genie wish to make femanons go up 15 cup sizes. Except JH.
>>33645140your loss
>>33645158>tell us your fantasiesbasically a slut vs slut kind of love where neither limits the other in any way, we just get more horny for each other talking about our adventures and our insatiability
>>33645153>>33645161Duality of the female mind. Fascinating
>>33645161>The moids are mean.dw, I can take it
>>33645166NTASo it's just swinging.
>>33645081I guess, sound too scary to me
>>33645156I agree. I am learning how to navigate / cope with this kind of issue right now (coming back into a relationship where I was cheated on, for an extensive time and he left me for her) now he wants me back. I have always wanted to be his girl but I am worried he will become bored of me or find another girl more interesting - or worse: he is still sleeping and seeing us both and told us he is in a relationship with neither. advice? do I seethe and cope? do I openly discuss my interalized fears? do I find someone else to date, altho this guy feels like the loml? do I ask for clarification?
Women, would you prefer drinking or riding white monsters?
>>33645169call it whatever you want I guess
>>33645168When you know she's a masochist but just can't prove it
>>33645172why do you make me chose? if I have to chose, then riding
>>33645174maybe she's also a sadist
>>33645170I mean, obviously you should just let men you trust carry you.Whether that is piggyback, princess carry or otherwise.
>>33645172Por que no los dos? I got a 24 pack at Costco the other day.
>>33645173It's what everybody calls it.
>>33645172drinking. lmao
Having routine marriage sex with your loving wife<<<<<<<<<<having hot, sweaty animalistic casual sex with girls like >>33645172
>>33645166Is it hotter if the guy you're both after makes you compete against her to become more slutty and depraved? Cause otherwise that's not really cuckqueaning
>>33645172Why not both?
>>33645183ok
>>33645185might as well not have a wife.. tf?
>>33645176Sadistic women are kinda funny.
>>33645172Can we start posting women that don't have tattoos, holy fucking turn off
>>33645171nta but how can you love your life as someone's silver medal? he cheated and left you, he is crawling back because no one else wants him, you are pathetic if you take him back now
>>33645186what? this is about a heterosexual relationship and I mainly called it cuckqueaning in the context of the post I answered to, since I would enjoy him doing these things, maybe minus the part where he cancels plans and feels bad about it
>>33645191you say that now
>>33645164That's just malicious.
>>33645192Nah, tattoos are hot and I like them. As long as they aren't dumb looking.
>>33645186I am not competing. If you want someone else, have them. If you would consider cheating, I don't want you anyways. My heart may be yours but I would rather be single forever than to deal with a guy like that. Not to metion, there is a line of men at my heels begging and barking to let me give them a chance - while you decide to play games? If he doesn't really want me.. You can have him.
>>33645192Nobody cares what you like.
>>33645172I have never been more convinced that someone has herpes.
>>33645192No.
>>33645171Your ex sounds like a complete retard. If he's gonna cheat and dump you he should at least live with his mistake. Coming back to you is beyond pathetic.
>>33645187CANNOT HAVE BOTH
>>33645196No, I have been saying that for years when I met the first supposedly sadistic woman.She wanted to cut me and wanted me to cut her during sex.The funny thing is she was tiny and smol, thus having no actual physical power to do it.
>>33645197Sit down and enjoy the mass boobening.
>>33645193You are right. I should drop him. These are the words of wisdom I needed, atogs.
>>33645205you have a very limited idea of what sadism is about, lol
>>33645185femanons, this is the cuckservative mindset. you will live your life for him, save your body, refuse to get tattoos or piercings or anything he deems trashy. he puts a baby in you and now he's meeting up with onlyfans models again, because they are tighter, younger, and hotter. enjoy!
>>33645200I need a abusive, raven haired GF who has tattoos and piercings.
>>33645000she's ugly, wtf do they need to study
>>33645208And you have no idea how funny it is when a tiny woman tries to be all evil.
>>33645215power isn't just physical
>>33645205power? um, just get a sharper knife idiot
>>33645216You don't understand what I am telling you.
>>33645200she's kinda chopped to be honest
>>33645218no I am, and I am telling you that you have no idea what you are talking about but it doesn't really matter, you do you
>>33645195Oh you're referring to your man as a slut? Lmao that confused me. I thought you were referring to another woman
>>33645227I figured
>>33645225You're coping hard, but that's ok.
I saw a porn video where a girl was blowing raspberries on another girl's pussy during sex.Would this work?
>>33645211Believe it or not, men don't just want meaningless sex. Blame the people who are making both men and women more promiscuous
>>33645134I'd consider all a form or another to some of cheating, except:>liking someone else and wishing you could give it a try, but not acting upon it>talking about sex with someone else (if it's ABOUT sex, not sexting)
>>33645204Okay, riding
>>33645233a form or another of cheating*
Done with working out, balls sweaty.
>>33645206If I don't get crazy fat tits when I'm pregnant, I'll know that God isn't real.
>>33645193>you love your life as someone's silver medal?That's used good in general, just change the silver medal for whatever number you're in her life.
>>33645231I only want to share myself with one man for the rest of my life.
>>33645236...knees weak arms are heavy
Men why do you avoid dating artist girls?
>>33645236 let me lick
>>33645231why are you responding to me and not the commenter stating that he wanted casual sex over routine marriage sex?this is why conservative men are failing. we see you guys do this shit, and then you try to tell us that we aren't seeing what we're seeing, instead of coming down on the cheaters and manwhores amongst yourselves
>>33645237Granted, but you will get cancer in one and have to have it fully removed.
>>33645209I realized that women need men way more than the other way around. Soon all the women will be desperately searching for a husband>>33645239The question is if you are a woman worth marrying. I bet no one's really asked you that question before
>>33645242Anon, you could have at least told me your name, before you got down on your knees in front of me...
>>33645241I don't, I just can't find them.
>>33645211Stupid whore cope. I don't feel a single atom of attraction towards that woman, nor do I want to have sex with her.
>>33645246>ULTRACOPE
>>33645134i would say cheating means we're breaking up, the end. there's a level below cheating that is just sleazy.>imagining yourself having sex with other peoplesleazy.>having recurring fantasies with the same personcheating if a real person you know. otherwise sleazy.>masturbating thinking about someone elsecheating if a real person you know. otherwise sleazy.>liking someone else and wishing you could give it a try, but not acting upon itdepends on why. if it's "i like her but i like my gf more", not even sleazy. if you're just not cheating because you're a coward or think you'd get rejected, cheating.>filtering with someone elsei think you mean flirting. this starts sleazy but becomes cheating very quickly.>talking about sex with someone elsetalking ABOUT it? fine. talking about HAVING it? cheating.>getting physical but not intimate with someone else, like hugs, kisses in the forehead and stuff like thatfine as long as nothing sleazy is also happening.>agreeing to have sex or going on a date with someone else but canceling your plans because you regretcheating.>dancing close with someone elsefine as long as nothing sleazy is also happening.>getting naked in front of someone else as a party joke, challenge, or whatever non-vital reasonsleazy if in a group setting, cheating if alone.
>>33645247why u can call me whatever u want
>>33645243Because he's a retard and there's no reason to give him yous, duh
>>33645238utter nonsense. this only counts in situations where someone leaves you for someone else, and fails.
>>33645252>>33645250Refute me then, I'm all ears
Femanon, I want to lock you up in my bedroom and keep you safe from the evils of this world
>>33645245Don't say that.
>>33645252I'm sorry, but the only femanon I am into is Slippy...
>>33645249look at the message I responded to, dipshit. this had been a wonderful exercise in "why conservative men are the least accountable, most illiterate, and most annoying men on the planet"
>>33645259m o n o b o o b
>>33645241It's statistically likely that she has some form of mental illness. No clue why that is desu
>>33645258It should be the other way around, you lock her up because you are the only evil in the world she has to fear. :3
>>33645246>woman worth marryingOf course I have my own trauma, but I am always working to be a better version of myself. I am loyal and dedicated. I try to be attractive and work on my physicality. I maintain my own abode and family, myself. I think your question is subjective and one mans trash may be another's treasure. Go ask the guy who cheated.
>>33645256>prove to me that 1+1=2 otherwise it =6 >this is an argument worth your time!
>>33645258yes
>>33645255"Participation medal" winner cope
>>33645241I hate having to pretend their art is good when it clearly isn't
>>33645260who's this?
>>33645241Define "artist".And no, I have been romantically interested in two women who were heavily artistic (and autistic) in the past.
>>33645261You are generalizing because you're stupid, so your conclusions are equally stupid.
>>33645268sure, me and my partner are happily "participation medals" to each other exclusively in your fragile incel cope brain lmao. that's fine
>>33645255He did leave me for someone else...
>>33645270Femanon I have been talking to here the past 2 or 3 days.She seems interesting.
fellow men, have you ruined your female friend's day today yet?you should
Gender and what are you eating for lunch today? :3
>>33645263Only mentally ill women study art, 0 income and stability.
>>33645265Good, it's very attractive that you understand yourself as a woman, keep it up. Cheating is objectively retarded anyways.>>33645266No I'm genuinely looking to debate, I'm bored on adv if you hadn't noticed
>>33645273Yet you're so happy that you spend hours every day malding on 4chan instead of spending time with your imaginary boyfriend. What a sad existence.
>>33645279filane paprike jebote
>>33645267based. the thought of a man feeling this way about me makes me cry.
>>33645276yes, and that's why you shouldn't go back to him. that post was arguing with the cuckservative who has a virgin fetish.
>>33645278More women should look like this.
>>33645278The kinda girl you just choke and take then and there.
>>33645287M, agreed
>>33645279MI had two leftover sausages, some cheese with a bit of mayo, five plums and a few cherry tomatoes.Don't laugh, I know it's a bizarre combo, but I wanted to get rid of some scraps basically...
>>33645279FastingF
>>33645286Femcel can't stop malding
>Hey! I normally wouldn’t come up to you like this, but I’m ovulating.Instant BF glitch, still not patched
>>33645283desperate for attention, are we?
What should I use for bait to trap femanons?
>>33645265Go back to him. You're his used goods so anyone who comes after is going to be lower value than him.
how the fuck are you supposed to become an asshole?My mom was great so she set an impossible standard
>>33645296melted plastic prayers
>>33645295Said the femcel who spends hours of her pathetic life arguing with multiple anons
>>33645294Too bad no woman will ever say that irl ever. I think it's genetic, hence why human females have hidden ovulation. It's an evolutionary advantage to not get raped
>>33645299Delicious soles
>>33645296Energy drinks if you want the ones who will be fine with bedrotting as your sex slave, as long as you give them a discord server to run.
>>33645296Females crave attention. It's not rocket science buddy
>>33645299You just have to get the ball rolling, get a fwb then you get the "I get pussy" aura and can start treating other females like shit (which turns them on)
>>33645299>a woman will only trample you with her delicate feet if she also doesnt see you sexuallysick, twisted joke of a world
>>33645301femcel only works as an insult if it's true, which, it isn't lol. go off though this is the last response to your bait in giving you today, it's sad you come in here and enshittify the thread so much that everyone just leaves. your bait is so low effort. you are so insanely boring to interact with.
>>33645305Sounds penisy...
You guys are always bitching about women, how would you raise them differently to avoid behavoir you don't like?
Girls, would the bigboss method of smalltalk work on you?
>>33645308Fortunately for you, no one sees you sexually.
>>33645264This your fetish?
>>33645313whats the method
>>33645312they would literally rape then
>>33645312>how would you raise them differently to avoid behavoir you don't like?after what i've seen i don't think you can raise them to be any different
>>33645291cheese with mayo? like, you dipped the cheese in mayo? lmao
>>33645172Is this AI like the other one?Anyways the tattoos are awful. Why anyone would get one is beyond me
>>33645317Stop projecting your fantasies on us, I would never
>>33645315Not particularly, actually. lol>>33645321Damn fucking right I did.
>>33645322Tattoos are great, grandpa, we love them here.
men?my right adductor is sore? for a week now? what do i do!
>>33645316I'll show you. Tell me something about yourself, or something you did today
If a guy expresses dislike for a female coworker to his girlfriend, does he likely have a crush on the coworker?
I have given up on love.I have no hope in sharing my life with a partner. All men are cheating liars. I am better off alone.
>>33645316NTAProbably just grunting and mumbling, would be my guess.
>>33645209D'Annunzio would call you a pussy.
>>33645330being alone is a lot better than being in a bad relationship. don't put yourself through it.
Why does my ice machine smell like a lake?
>>33645327Unironically get a massage from your bf
>>33645327If it was me I would just stretch it very often throughout the day and massage it
>>33645329>BF: my female coworker is a bad person>clearly, my boyfriend is in love with this woman and is either planning to sleep with her or has already done so without my knowledge. >GF: you cheating piece of shit
I’m the devil
>>33645329you can live your life playing guessing games or you can break up at the first sign of dishonesty.
>>33645309No one believes your schizo fantasies, lonely femcel. Imagine being so sad that you have to lie about having a partner just to get attention from the people you hate. Touch grass or something lol
>>33645328I had pistachio ice cream
>>33645329...No? What kind of insane foid logic is this lmao
>>33645330dont be so negative, anon. i have another mystery bag of 100 men for you to choose from, i promise at least one isnt a complete scumbag. i have a good feeling about this one.
>>33645279F
>>33645331sounds hot
>>33645338no you aren't. go do your math homework like a good boy.
>>33645330They aren't, but maybe you aren't good enough to get good men or to not be cheated on. Maybe they just saw you as a practice gf.
>>33645344nta foids be jelly yo.
>>33645329No, but he would likely still fuck her.
>>33645312They're herd animals. It doesn't matter how you raise them, only which groups you surround her with.Keep her away from whores and jews and those influenced by those two groups.>>33645317You can't rape the willing.
>>33645346Rainbolting your location right now, stay put please
>>33645278>femanon, I have something to tell you>i want to fuck those pretty lips of yours, spit in your mouth and then kiss you
>>33645241The odds of an artist making any money is like 100/1 10,000/1 of making more than enough to buy a sandwhich once a month.
>>33645335lol
>>33645346what's in the bag
>>33645347For a conversation it is probably terrible, but I like grunting loudly during sex at aleast.
>>33645346Look at Ms. Fancypants over here. Was that improperly uploaded picture taken from an Apple product?
>>33645349weak demoralization bait.
>>33645279A mini cake (like a snack, not an actual cake) and some peanutsSo no lunch yet
>>33645345I had a good feeling about this one, but come to find out he is exactly who I thought he was the whole time - lying, manipulting, cheating, conniving. Why did I have to fall in love. I am mad at myself and the world.
>>33645343pistachio ice cream? huh, how was that
>>33645352>It doesn't matter how you raise them
>>33645366uuh, it was yummy
>>33645299I actually feel sad for girls like this.
I stayed up way too late reading the Divine Comedy. Dante was such a hater lol
>>33645360depends on the conversation maybe it would bore me so that i's just sit on his dick instead
>>33645366Bro... big boss wouldn't ask followup questions, he would just repeat what they said and expect further exposition
>>33645349Literally, just be honest about that then. How can I be better? I dont want to be a practice gf.
Men, explain why do you not feel bad for the recent NC stabbing victim? I'm seeing many people say that she deserved it.
>>33645329depends on why he dislikes her, whether his coworker is hot...
>>33645365that sucks, really. sometimes you get unlucky, you know? but now you know their tricks, so the next guy is GUARANTEED to be a keeper! every day you put it off is one less day you get to spend being in love with your soulmate..
>>33645370yummy huh?>>33645375fuck, I went too raiden instead of bigboss
tanned beach babes are better than goth girls in my opinion
Why this thread still up, and why is she still here?
>>33645330>I am better off alone.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lgs9QUtWc3MDream big, girliepop.>>33645374My dick is still sweaty, since I haven't taken a shower yet.But knowing you, you'd probably enjoy that anyway.
>>33645377I feel extremely angry about it, I watched the video where it shows her slowly collapsing and you can see the blood pouring out of herthe ape should be hung by his nuts and used as a pinata by the public, then they should raffle who gets to stone him to death
The internet has so much slop on it now. Ads, whores, ai garbage, content farms. I might touch grass soon
>>33645278Don't ever confess your feelings for women. Got it.
>>33645380we can just start over i'll say something else I painted my nails
>>33645382She's been waiting for me to come online again.
>>33645381You just posted that to fish them out, right?
>>33645383>knowing you what? I don't have a thing for stinky dick
>>33645357cinnamon roll
>>33645381>half the femanons will seethe over this>the other half are more turned on than the moids
>>33645379the next guy? I am so turned off from even speaking to anyone, especially with the prospect of dating. I don't go places so the odds of me meeting someone are literally less than being struck by lightning.
>>33645381its ok to be wrong anon, dont worry
>>33645377Truly woke men know that this is a ploy to distract us from other issues like Epstein, Israel attacking Qatar etc. I've had nigger fatigue waaay before this. Or they're ragebaiting.
>>33645385Thanks for telling the internet about it, rather than just doing it. You're contributing to the cesspool.
>>33645381So true
>>33645329>that bitch keeps staring at me waiting to see me fail at something>she came to work all dolled up on her leave day>she just showed up to see how the big inspection day is going>what a pathetic little fuckYeah, I most certainly want to fuck that hag, just not in a sexual way.
>>33645391I assume you were the same horny femanon who wanted to lick my sweat balls. lol
>>33645376I don't know, I don't know you personally. Maybe you're good enough but have bad luck, but if that's a recurring problem then it's probably your fault too.
>>33645401ew no
>>33645388your nails huh?
>>33645346I bet you have instagram and photograph yourself with labubus.
>>33645380This basically proves that this technique wouldn't work on women cause they expect you to carry the conversation. Maybe it would work once she gets to the yapping stage.
>>33645381If we threw your body in a woodchipper and mixed you into the slop for the hogs even they wouldn't touch it, that's how horrible your taste is.
>>33645097Go for it.
>>33645383>Dream BigSo big that I bedrott my lonesome ass into oblivion.
>>33645393>>the other half are more turned on than the moidsgod that's so hot
>>33645363>i won't replyA sad lie, like your boyfriend
>>33645405Lmaooooo you sound 2 autists talking. Perfect for each other
>>33645407but big boss does sometime ask questions>snake you just found X, be careful its venomous>X? huh, but how does it taste?
>>33645409have fun with your fetishization accusations lmao
>>33645405no i don't think that would work on me at all
>>33645377I don't know anything about it
>>33645369>Try your hardest with inhuman amounts of effort to raise her well>She still turns into a hateful whore because the jewish algorithm told her to
>>33645395what can i say? there's no magic solution to that. i feel you, dating is awful and dehumanizing and a meatgrinder. but isn't love worth it? some of the anons have had success asking their friends to set them up, maybe you could try that
>>33645411Why's that? You got no job or anything else?
>>33645406labubus are kinda ugly
>>33645418I think you need to set a followup question relating to what she said, not just repeat the word.I think it would work better in person, because people love talking about themselves
Remember, foids are social animals. It's inhumane to keep one in captivity alone, so get at least two.
Here I go daydreaming of beautiful women while I kill myself in the gym, again
>>33645396sometimes her makeup really do make her look like a turbo rape clown
Femanons would you be angry at him if he got you multiple times pregnant but then the family had to ask for goverment assistance because he can't feed them all.
>>33645388>I painted my nailsHow did you do them?
The truth of life is the greatest gift
>>33645391nta, but just as I was about to hit refresh, I saw this comment (without context, because I havent been reading your conversation with anon)ROFL
>>33645420>DA JEWSYou people are so tiresome.
>>33645390which ones, the beach babes or the goth girls?
>>33645278FWomen that complain about men ruining friendships because they confess to them don't understand men. Most will still be your friend if you tell them you aren't interested.
>>33645426My weekly deadlift session keeps my feelings of loneliness away
What do women think about when they're trying not to be horny after seeing something that made them horny?
>>33645355Men don't care how much money women make. If she's artist then you gonna be provider
>>33645395>I don't go placeswhy not?how old are you?
>>33645428I would cut off his balls, feed them to the pigs
>>33645421I fell in love. Had my heart stompped on. Isn't that enough to not want to try again? Can't swear off men/love twice ... I don't know what I would do if it happened to me a second time.
>>33645425Kek
>>33645429Rustoleum.
>>33645435Still hurts to this day...
>>33645424maybe I get pretty bored only talking about myself soon, I already know everything about me, I'd want to know something about you too
>>33645429pink glitter
I woke up with a throbbing erection thanks for reading my blog post
>>33645429(His) favorite color
Why should I care how much you make if I'm the one paying all the bills? Unless you're pitching in I don't care how much you make
>>33645425I guess not even you enjoy your own company, that's why you didn't count yourself
>>33645447Unbearably hot.
>>33645437I don't do thatif I'm horny, I just enjoy it >>33645431you're welcome lol
>>33645446I have this problem where I talk about myself a lot, I have to drop the habit because I suspect it gets on people's nerves.
>>33645439Old enough to be done with partying
i want a woman to sit on my face
>>33645434You honestly think we have beach babes here? That's hilarious.
>>33645456I'm a big yapper too, so I need a vis a vis that's a yapper too or else I'll start to feel like they secretly resent me and think when is this bitch ever going to shut her whore mouth or so
>>33645438Bro its 2025 and childcare for 1 costs 400 a week, she best be makin money plus if she isnt.she gets more when she divorce u for eating peaches
Womenwhat's your response if this happens?
>>33645457>another femanon who will just keep on vague postingAlright, might have just made it clear right away you don't want to have a real conversation.
>>33645452Anon wants to be taken advantage ofThis is like going to an ATM at night and picking one where there's niggas in the vicinity
>>33645426dont lie, you deliberately use those fantasies to fuel your workout be honest anon, is this the charging into enemy lines with a bloodcurdling warcry and descending into a berserk rage from which you wont awaken, snapping grown men in half like matchsticks as you tear into them like a blood hurricane, finally brought down with dozens of spears sticking out of you as you fall you a knee fantasy
>>33645462>It's look like thatHer wearing cat ears?
>>33645455aren't there moments when it's inconvenient?
Is a guy that doesn't want his woman saying bad words outdated and old fashioned.
>>33645460>I'm a big yapper tooyou have no idea how helpful this is when you first start dating. Dont stop yapping
>>33645449Why did you assume I'm Jewish? As difficult as it may be for you to understand, not everyone that disagrees with you is a member of that group.
If white nationalists could ever reach consensus on whether they are Christians or pagan, I think the Jews would actually be in some trouble.
>>33645461My mom never made much money and dad fully provided for her. Why can't you be the same?
>>33645454(:
>>33645441>>33645431>>33645457Women will party into their 40s nona. This doesn't mean anything. Are you below 35 at least?
>>33645459honestly, that's for the better
Women, what is the biggest red flag?A man having 2000 hours in League of LegendsA man having 2000 hours in CS:GOA man having 2000 hours in a paradox game
>>33645472bruh white nationalists can't even decide who's white
>>33645157>I don't respect men who give women they're not dating money. It's one thing to cover a friend's meal or something but just giving them straight cash is inexcusable.At first I was going to agree with your overlooked sentiment. And I agree that is pretty difficult to respect....then I noticed this:>they're not datingSo it's perfectly respectable for a man to give straight up cash to a girl he's dating?What is the acceptable term for a guy who gives money to the girl he's dating? Is it "sugar daddy"? Or is "John" an acceptable and respectable term?
>>33645438it's over for artist moids without corporate powermommy provider gfs
>>33645476>below 35Yes
>>33645468not really, if I'm in a situation where I have to focus or it would be very inappropriate, I tend to not randomly get horny anyways >>33645470noted, pls keep yapping too, nothing more boring than someone that has nothing to say
>>33645486Then what's the issue, go getem champ. Unless you do want to be alone by 35
>>33645482white nationalism is an american meme, who cares?
>>33645479idk what paradox game is, so I'll say that
>>33645452You're a man and men don't usually care about how much money women make.
>>33645241I did it for the same reason I "avoided" winning the lottery.Admittedly, eventually one stops trying.
>>33645469Tbh, I noticed I'm a bit of a hypocrite because I only swear in English (or a foreign language)Swearing in my own seems like going too far, which I guess that's what the frick and heck and shoot crowd who speak English as an L1 feel However, you think WOMEN shouldn't say bad words and that tells me it's sexism rather than it being about the words themselves
>Big Boobs (guys)>Tall guys (girls)Simple, more better.
>>33645479>A man having 2000 hours in CS:GOAt least he know something about guns>A man having 2000 hours in a paradox gameAt least he knows something about geography>A man having 2000 hours in League of LegendsAbsolute trash
Are there any moids that actually want to be a family man? How set are you on having a baby or not?
>>33645491You're not autistic enough for autism-chads like us, sorryI PROMISE you it's better your bf is into hoi4 than league
>>33645495but I prefer small boobs
>>33645441anyone would think that way. i cant imagine the pain you are going through right now. but this is the question: do you not have love to give anymore? imagine that sweet man you can entrust your heart to is out there, waiting for you. and he's a good, wonderful man, so he will wait and be patient and understanding while you regain your balance. but you have to take that step eventually, or he'll be all alone when the sun goes down and the rain starts falling. can you live with that
>>33645491Grand "strategy" games, also called map gamesLike EU4 or HOI4
>>33645476I don't know what this is abt, and I think you tagged me by mistake, but I'll answer: yes, I'm <35
>>33645459I mean we have nudist latinas here so
>>33645501but I get turned on by guys with anger issues
I had a dream about my ex again, goddamn it
>>33645500I'm set on NOT having a baby and NOT being a family man, ever in my lifetime.>captcha: JHH48
>>33645504meh
>>33645500We're locking ourselves in the honeymoon suite and not coming out until the pregnancy test is positive.
>>33645507nta but you should've seen me when I used to play monster hunter 4 that game made me so angry
>>33645462Run away, get drunk and cry
>>33645502Those are creepy.
>>33645500Yeah, very much, however I am not ready at all. I am unemployed with a glut of mental illnesses
>>33645513hot
>>33645475Do you have anybody to show them off to?You should, they probably look damn good on you.
>>33645503second time you made me cry today. well worded, anon.
>>33645500honestly probably not
>>33645499Exactly. High five>>33645505My b I'm phoneposting and tagged you>>33645507Trust me, he'll blitzkrieg that pussy when he fails Barb for the 5th time in a row while playing MP
>>33645519no, but it's fun to tap them on surfaces and move them so they sparkle
>>33645512nta, but why would you go from freshly married to "we're pregnant" that soon? the moment the baby comes into the world, you won't find time to bang, shower, sleep, eat ... and your life will revolve around crying, belching the fucker, him/ber wetting his diapes
>>33645514>JH moment
>>33645500>A babyHow about multiple babies.
>>33645522>blitzkrieg that pussyneed
WORDS THAT KILLWILL YOU SPEAK THEM TO ME
>>33645480Do you not see the paranoia here? This argument is flawed because it assumes caring or defending a group must come from self interest or manipulation and it ignores empathy and stuff like that. It frames people as either in the group or brainwashed, leaving no room for independent thought. You're assuming others only act out of tribal loyalty, which says more about your mindset than reality hinestly. Labeling supporters as “indoctrinated slaves” is lazy, it avoids engaging with arguments by smearing people instead.
>>33645467He's referring to her genitals.
>my manchild activity is superior to THIS manchild activity >they’re the exact samecrabs are such an ick
>>33645509Slow clap*same, anon.
>>33645522>My b I'm phoneposting and tagged youis okay :*
>>33645469Is extremely unattractive
>>33645513Nta but why? Do you still like MH?
>>33645528
>>33645523Would you tap on me too?I would buy you all the polishes and accessories we could find...
is love between a STEM girl and an art boy even possible?
>>33645512>>33645524kinda hot, desu10/10 would be down
>>33645490[laughs in French]
>>33645525jh is too autistic to enjoy alcohol
>>33645534Sorry for accidentally giving you attention nona, here's some headpats *pat pat*
>>33645528No, Mister Bond, I expected you to die!
>>33645506That was just me larping lol
>>33645538absolutely, that sounds fun, but I already have soooo much stuff, it's honestly pretty excessive lol
>>33645548You must be new here nigga
>>33645528>No, I will NOT trample your penis with my feet while you strain against the cuffs!*dies*
>>33645539Yes
>>33645539Only theoretically
>>33645527You're that type of girl huh. Would you support me when I'm playing games? Under the desk that is.
>>33645539from my experience STEM girls hate arthoes and artfags.t.STEMfagall the girls from my class in college basically married right after and it was usually the most generic skinnyfat fucks who become the carbon copy of the boomers
>>33645494What if it isn't sexism and just not liking them to be associated with things that beneath them.
Both genders,Are you happy with your body?M, I kinda wish I was a bit taller and had bigger hands but other than the 10-15lbs I need to lose to be pretty shredded, I'm happy with everything else
>>33645549Who cares?The more we get, the more you have to play with.Dressing you up, like the prettiest girl in town.The other day I found out about ankle bracelets and while I am not into feet, those looked really hot.
>>33645543Sorry for not having noticed you before you accidentally gave me attention*bites your ear*
>>33645387To a friend? Pretty much.First, if you confess to a friend, you blindside them with hidden secret feelings they weren't expecting that makes your friendship seem like a lie.Second, don't "confess". Your attraction shouldn't be a hidden secret that needs confessing. Express your attraction when she's comfortable with you, if she turns you down, then you act chill until she accepts you aren't going to pine or chimp out, then you can become friends. Becoming friends first is backwards.Third, if you do unintentionally catch feelings for a friend, have a conversation about how you're *developing* feelings and are curious to see if she's interested in trying to date. You don't "confess" a huge pile of feelings onto a friend and put them into the position of having to break their friend's heart and lose friendship and do it while hopefully staring at her for an immediate answer to something she had no clue of.Or in my case, she had already knew, immediately let me down easy in a way I didn't want, and ghosted me. She was hoping I'd just keep my crush to myself but I needed to confirm it.
>>33645558I want to be three inches shorter and 20lbs lighter.
>>33645558MDecently enough, but I should start to gym. I have a good frame but the lack of maintenance is starting to be felt
>>33645558F Yes, but it took a while.
>>33645555sometimesabsolutely
>>33645558Mnot yet, need to get bigger.I lost a lot of weight because of a shoulder injury due to sparringI miss the gym so much...
>man going into nursingHow bad is the hoe problem among nurses? I've heard it's bad so I might be better of dating outside my classes and work
>>33645535Well you wont say them anymore.
>>33645556>all the girls from my class in college basically married right afterI didn't want to accept this but that's really the actual purpose of women going to college, and going into STEM, they're shopping for a STEM bf who will have a good career after they graduate.
>>33645540Two words darling:IrishQuintuplets
>>33645558How tall r uI'm happy with mine. Tall, medium size dick, autistic high IQ, what more do you need really
>>33645559I like that, I do love being playful with aesthetics and experimenting, so doing that together with someone that enjoys it too sounds like double the fun
>>33644970What is your actual goal?
>>33645558Would be nice if my tits were a bit bigger
>>33645515what's creepy? the small boobs or the people that like them?
>>33645561>makes your friendship seem like a lie.F It does?
>>33645573I'm 5'7. Kinda short but it doesn't bother me too much anymore, I'd only change it if it came with no drawbacks
>>33645500I'm kinda old to be having kids, or at least, actually being able to provide them a good life. I don't want to be one of those struggling parents that doesn't have the time to raise their kids properly.
>>33645556>women who like "feminine" things like men into "masculine" things>women who like "masculine" things only like men even more into "masculine" thingswhy is it like this?(quotes because art isn't necessarily feminine)
>>33645583because noone likes feminine men
>>33645500I've wanted to be a husband and father since I was 8. It's one of my life goals
>>33645560OW wtf? Bite on this! *Whips out dick*Btw I'm joking I don't want your teeth anywhere near my body parts.
>>33642186What do feminists propose that is simultaneously realistic and is not "keep male-only conscription as-is"?
>>33645584should have thought your reply through before you hit submit
>>33645574I think we have talked about this before, or this is a big coincidence... lolWould you want me to be just normal looking next to you, be flashy too or classy?During more intimate times I would want you to wear something nice too.
>>33645518those end game quests made me punch my wall more than once>>33645536because I was obsessed with beating all the key quest by myself G ranks was really really hard and especially the guild quests, last christmas I bought monster hunter 3 ultimate I liked it but once I made it to alatreon I just didn't feel like playing it anymore, I want to try world though
Is the cure for male loneliness starting a private military company ?
>>33645558MMy body looks fine when I wear clothes but awful when naked. I'm taller than average and sitting on my ideal weight, but I used to be fat so my skin is all flabby and full of stretch marks.
>>33642186how many of these feminists are rabidly pro-ukraine lol
>>33645587Same, but wife and mother.
>>33645593No, it's getting married and starting relationships
>>33642186Feminists don't want conscription for themselves. They don't give a shit about for guys or war in general.
>>33645593The cure for male loneliness is to make friends with each other
>>33645593no, that would be fully customizable advanced AI sexdolls
>>33645588What if I give it just a wittle nibbwe? Please, please, pretty pweaaaase!
>>33645593yes
>>33645580Don't take MGK's projections seriously, the guy cheats on his wife
>>33645558f, i don't like even having a body. i wish i was an ethereal spirit with no shape that could effect things around me but never be perceived or interacted with directly.
>>33645569horrificthere are men who stormed normandy with less psychological damage than being a male nurse
>>33645593If your goal is to have a ton of gay shower sex on an oil rig...
>>33645591pretty sure we have, yes >Would you want me to be just normal looking next to you, be flashy too or classy?why chose? I'd want you to dress according to your current mood
>>33645570I never do, and when I do it is in English, which doesn't sound as bad.
When did women become this openly horny?These are some of the posts from that women's r*ddit page anon mentioned from just the past couple of days.What causes this?
>>33645605I'll just date a geologist or something then
>>33645592>punch my wall pretty sure this is the female version, the don't let crazy stick their dick in you but ugh
>>33645557Anon, my anon, women shit, piss have phlegm, body odors, have body hair, have dirty fantasies and they rub pussies to them, fart, qweef, sweatWe're not any purer or more noble than you are
>>33645580It can.Some guys pretend to be friends.Some guys can't handle being friends with girls they're attracted to.Some guys can't handle rejection and either chimp out or act like a sulking asshat.When a friend doesn't respond how you want and you stop acting like a friend, it makes your previously acting like a friend seem false.Xander Harris did it right. He called Buffy out on how her platitude response was bullshit, went home and listened to sad music for a while, pulled himself together and got over the rejection, and when his friends needed him he actually acted like a friend.
>>33645569I mean, it’s bad, but at least you’ll probably get laid. I don’t know why people care about the “don’t shit where you eat” thing. As an autistic loner who isn’t an incel, work is the easiest place for me to have sad (obviously I don’t mean on the job, but hooking up with co workers).I get to skip having to go out and meet people, and first impressions don’t matter when you have to work together everyday. Worst case scenario one of my co workers fall in love but I’m very careful with how I operate.
>>33645604unfeminine
>>33645565Sounds like if I start tilting in the game I can just take out my frustration on your throat? Nothing relieves stress better than completely manhandling a girl until I'm satisfied. Good girl, the world would be a better place if more girls were like you
>>33645611>What causes this?being an animal with a breeding instinct
Woman on hinge referred to herself as neurospicy...Zoomers, wtf this means?
>>33645614nta the difference is a lot of you pretend to be.
>>33645607why do you have to make it gay bro
>>33645580>>33645603In other news, 2 + 2 = 4
>>33645599all the men i know have good friends, none of the women i know can keep friends around
>>33645608>pretty sure we have, yesIt felt like it, pretty sure it started from you mentioning your nails too.This might keep happening...>dress according to your current moodI usually dress according to the weather, but according to my mood. I'd probably disappoint you with it.
>>33645611FWe were always like this, just not with you :)
>>33645621Mental illness but in pr terms. Sometimes legit but other times just an excuse for poor behavior
>>33645601Hell the fuck no woman. That shit is sensitive, you wouldn't get it. Not even sexually. You can purr into my ear though, that's hot
>>33645569It's pretty bad. Like really really bad.
>>33645623Because if we don't, you say you're not feminine, and that's a fatal descriptor, just like you're not masculine/man enough is to a man
>>33645626That’s weird. The only women I know who lack friends are women who mostly had male friends
>>33645593>Big Boss larping
>>33645615>When a friend doesn't respond how you want and you stop acting like a friendThis doesn't have to happen though.
>>33645611they were always like this, but to answer your question, Satan. possibly working in tandem with other malefic heavyweights.
>>33645627>This might keep happening...lol, I don't mind that>disappoint you with itI have a feeling that you might want to start experimenting more too if you suddenly had all the things on hand
>>33645620They never did this to such an extent though. Did they? Or at least hey were never vocal about it.
>>33645611they were always more horny than men, just not for (you)
>>33645613crazy dick is the best dick though
>>33645628Apparently ovulation really makes you feral, is this true? With us we're always horny but at least it's consistent
>>33645558YepAlways trying to be healthier and stronger but I am definitely happy.
>>33645632All I can do is not participate I guess
>>33645607>me imagining myself with the boys whipping each other with a giant hoose that shots black goose>all of us fully ripped working with our clothes off or all torn up>you wouldn't even need to buy lubricant, you could just make a turkish circle
>>33645628I get it, you only like Chad, no need to rub it in
>>33645645
>>33645614Are you saying most have dirty fantasies.
>>33645633>just like you're not masculine/man enough is to a mannta girls love twinks and generally dislike uber macho guys.
>>33645530The only paranoia I see is yours when facing valid criticism.Tough talk when you get swarmed, "warned" and instabanned when you as much as mention them.
>>33645630Your dick isn't any more sensitive than my clitI still want to tug on your foreskin (well, not you) with my teethThe little panic where a man doesn't know if I'll bite his dick is hot too kek
>>33645599is this autism?are women aware that having good friends won't make up for never having felt the loving touch of a woman?
>>33645593Unironically this would fix me. I would never die for zog, only for my brothers
>>33645635larping huh?
>>33645611Now see how many of those "women" are active on mtf subreddits.
Do you think my first could tell I was a virgin (I’m 24)? I never brought it up but she assumed I was a playboy. I wasn’t a complete alien to vaginas and sex (naturally because of porn) , I focused on getting her off first through foreplay and letting her ride my face. But I did cum relatively quick with penetration and I did kind of needed some time to find the insertion hole when we started.
>>33645657She survived?
>>33645611those were all men, everyone experienced knows that female orgam is a myth
>>33645650twinks who are assertive at least, not twinks who get their asses handed to themalso, that's mostly a western thing, because let's be honest, the bar of being masculine in the west is on the floorwomen literally think men who paint their nails and grow their hair are masculine>>33645649ofc!
>>33645299>how the fuck are you supposed to become an asshole?Have some copypasta:I wrote some advice a long while back for guy who had continually failed as a supportive guy and asked if he should act like the jerks he saw getting laid:NO.Those guys are acting the way they act.You would be acting like how you perceive those guys act to the best of your ability to act like someone who you are not, in a specific manner, while simultaneously trying to get to know a girl and respond with natural attraction.Do you see the difference?Putting on an act and pretending to be someone else is a bad idea.The problem, I guess, is the supportiveness. Withhold your supportive nature until she is hooked. Don't tell her about you being supportive of other womeneither. (Being supportive of weaker beings that aren't her peers is actually a really good thing)If she sees you will support anyone, she isn't special. If a person doesn't need to work for the reward (your support) it *feels* less valuable. That's a human nature thing and partly why hazing is done. You want her to feel like *she* can get your attention and support, if she puts in a little effort.You want to fuck her.That isn't a question. You may be perfectly willing to match her enthusiasm and pace but you are always pushing the edge for a little more because you want to fuck her.You can be polite, kind, and gentle, but as you politely sit next to her as she tells you about her family you want to fuck her.You always want to fuck her.When you kiss her, you want to keep on kissing her. You want to fuck her at the end of the first date. You want to fuck her at the *beginning* of the first date.You don't try to, because you respect her. But you push for it.You push closer. You touch her. You inch closer to her mouth. You can't fuck her right then, but you want to fuck her.Waiting until she greenlights you to show her how much you desire her is backwards.Hungry men get fed.
>>33645611They realized they can sacrifice being in a relationship with a mid guy for being a harem girl for the top % guy and thus there isn't a lot of good dick to go around.Dating is all supply and demand
>>33645639i mean, it's not that long that we have the option to anonymously tell it to the whole world every time we get horny
>>33645638>lol, I don't mind thatUnfortunately, I like. Maybe a bit too much.>start experimenting more too if you suddenly had all the things on handIf you mean putting makeup on myself, then most likely no. I am a tall guy and besides I think it would look weird on me, I am not into applying it on myself. But I am amazed at how well some women (or I guess men too) are at applying.But I would love to dress you up like my sexy doll...My style is very casual, but I love wearing suits every now and then and I think I look good in them.
>>33645299That girl is meming but you men don’t get it.Just don’t be a doormat, don’t be boring, have some self confidence. Have some comedy, game, charisma, and a sense of assurance.The thing about bad boys is that they have charisma and cockiness, and lack some of the social control to “play it safe”. Cockiness , to the average eye, can be the same as confidence if you have charisma.It’s not that women want bad boys, is that bad boys have positive qualities for getting laid.
>>33645659Lol you're all good, sounds like she had a good time. First time for me was similar, it's lower than you think and the pubic bone was a surprise, I forgot women had those.
>>33645641unfortunately true
Gender, How many hours do you spend on atoga per day and why.
I'm convinced women only post online about liking height so they can make men feel bad. I'd imagine they think of it as payback for early 2000's fatshaming from the media.
>>33645668Manyof them are openly hornyposting on their main social media with their face attached to it and everything.Half of the "memes" from there are just screengrabs of women begging to get dick.How do you explain that?
I just want a woman lay on top of me.
>>33645671>It’s not that women want bad boys, is that bad boys have positive qualities for getting laid.you should see the type of man my sister is dating
I think ironically, I'm going to reach the level of dislike and apathy toward women that will actually make me successful with them, and end up liking them again
>>33645674MMuch less than I used to. About an hour or two a day now
>>33645654Can't tell if you're just being a brat and want to get your ass punished or you're actually sadistic. Men would rather lose an arm than lose their dick, you gotta treat it delicately ma'am
>>33645674.5I come here rarely anymore
>>33645677God, that sounds so nice. Can I fall asleep with my body weight on you?
>>33645674I keep /atoga/ in my pocket so I can pop in whenever I want.
>>33645684Yes please
>>33645659Why don’t more virgins at least learn foreplay? There are guys getting laid regularly who are bad at sex because of selfishness but look good. It doesn’t take a genius to know things like clit stimulation, physically feeling your partner all around, kissing, asking what she wants or prefers, all the different parts of a pussy, etc. sure, it’s Autistic to try to study sex. But I’m sure half of the online virgins wouldn’t be so scared if they had some knowledge.
I could have saved that Ukrainian woman. Why didn't anybody help her?
>>33645690Fawn is a sterling response
>>33645690>Why didn't anybody help herAny self defense instructor will tell you, if you aren't armed, you are committing suicide if you try to engage someone holding a knife
>>33645636>This doesn't have to happen though.True.Expressing attraction and interest can *seem* like his actions were a lie. An effective countermeasure to this is to remain unchanged by rejection.I asked out a friendly coworker once and she politely rejected me and the next day acted extremely cold and withdrawn, basically acting like she didn't want anything to do with me. My response was to ignore it. I didn't ignore her, I ignored the cold clipped responses and avoiding me. I kept saying hi and offering chit chat like nothing happened. Eventually after about two weeks, she responded normally and I continued to pretend nothing odd happened at all. It might've seemed like my previous behavior was a lie but by happily continuing it, I confirmed that I just liked her as a person and was cool just being platonic.
>>33645688Those guys who are getting it thrown at them have no incentive to care since if she doesnt like it, on to the next.
>>33645653When thousands of people share the same worldview they often act in similar ways without needing to plan it. If you walk into a highly ideological space and say something contrary, you’ll get punished. Not because it’s a conspiracy but because you’re violating the local orthodoxy.This is how echo chambers work. Not by design, but by self reinforcing group behavior. People often imagine moderation as an all seeing system that silences only the “truth.” In reality mderators are often unpaid or overwhelmed volunteers. They ban content broadly, often hitting innocent users just to avoid liability. It’s more incompetence and blunt tools than malicious coordination. A lot of bans or warnings happen because of trigger words, flag thresholds, report bots, shared moderation tools between platforms. It’s more like tripping an automated tripwire. Yes, I've been a mod.That's typical confirmation bias. Once you suspect something’s up, every action confirms it.
>>33645690That would have been racist.Plus, iirc she was a BLM supporter
>>33645682I too would rather you lose an arm than lose your dick ;)
>>33645688>Why don’t more virgins at least learn foreplay?Gee... I wonder...>But I’m sure half of the online virgins wouldn’t be so scared if they had some knowledge.How about communicating to the virgin when you have sex with them?let's be honest, you only made this post to talk down to them
>>33645696It sounds like you harassed her despite making her uncomfortable, but it all worked out. Kek, to be serious…I half agree . If you get rejected by a friend, just play it off and act like it was something casual. The only thing I’d change is if I got the cold shoulder I’d just stop interacting too.
>>33645676>How do you explain that?i mean, there used to be tavern wenches that let men fuck them on the table whilst everyone is watching hoes will be hoes and slutting never changesdeal with it
Apparently I need to go to the hospital to get my dick sucked
>>33645696>I asked out a friendly coworker onceIs this while you were married or not?
>>33645699Wholesome one handed posting
>>33645698TLDR, ChatGPT. Better ban everyone ITT before they realize you're full of bullshit.
>>33645690Why are americans so obssesed over that murder, when theres a dozen murders everyday in the US?
>>33645697Are there chads or sexually successful me who treat their hookups like shit but suddenly tun into sex gods when it’s someone they want to date? Because how do regular chads who are bad at sex, regardless of how they look, get a woman to stay,
>>33645670heh, no, thats not really what I meant, but I guess that makes sense alright, I have to go, byee
>>33645688>It doesn’t take a geniussex isn't about "knowledge", and no, "knowing where the clit is" won't make a difference to how a virgin man feels about sex.Your emotional intelligence sounds quite low.
>>33645621they think its quirky to use the term "spicy" to describe their temperament and neuroses. AVOID
>>33645677I want a woman to lay on top of me and rub her clit against my leg
>>33645480I point out the objective stupidity of it all the time tho.It's not even a question. It's a fact that hating a race because you believe the elites of that race are ruling the world is objectively stupid. Just hate the elites, moron.
>>33645688Doormat behavior. If you're not hot she'll think you're either desperate or submissive for bein so eager to please and will treat you accordingly.
>>33645706What health insurance plan is that covered by? The most expensive whore is probably less expensive than the least expensive hospital succ
>>33645719I want a nude woman to rub her clit against my butt
>>33645718But she has freckles
>>33645719Can I also kiss you while laying on top of you?
>>33645711Because I want a cute Ukraine refugee gf and now there is one less of them to go around.
>>33645708Roughly six years before I met her, I think.
>>33645710>TLDR, ChatGPTWhy the fuck does this happen whenever someone expends more than a braincell to write more than a paragraph? And even if it IS ChatGPT, you're not making a response to it.
>>33645729nta but it's very obvious when a long post is an effortpost and when it's ai
anon, did you know that bcbs's platinum family package upgrades you from the standard 2 to a whopping 5(FIVE!) free nursejobs per year? and with our all-inclusive plan, the whole family can get it on the fun! we also offer 50% rollover and allow family members to gift each other unclaimed nursejobs
>>33645731>Chat gpt, write this post like an effort post and not an ai post
>>33645179Dora?
>>33645710Some mod's gonna call your bluff lol. And that'll just add to your confirmation bias.
>>33645724hmm that would be strange I think>>33645726of course
>>33645729>And even if it IS ChatGPT>ChatGPT>effortKek
>>33645709I'm not joking, this is from her social media
Girls, who wants plappies ?
>>33645735go ahead and try it, it's incapable, some things are too deeply ingrained in itit has very specific patterns and methods that are almost impossible to prompt away
>>33645716The only other thing I could think of was me applying it on you, like nail polish, which I would gladly help you with.Gotta go too, hope to see you around, doll. Next time I'll ask you what you meant! Bye bye
>>33645742is that all you ever think about
>>33645746Yes.
>>33645741You know women would like you more even if you kept the patriarchal "I'm trying to protect you" stances and just, like... didn't joke about how she also deserved it. Just a thought.
>>33645742need
If she says bad words I don't want her.
>>33645742Plappies keep girls happy
>>33645750I just think swearing regularly is crass and unattractive for anyone.
>>33645742Plap Daddy
Women what do you think of sloppy blowjobs?
>ummmmm women aren't a hivemindThen why should I care about your opinions on what women like/don't like?
>>33645746Its like 50% that, the rest is golf, football, and ancient rome
genderhow do you get over perfectionism?I have a serious problem trying to release stuff because i constantly doubt its as good as it could be
>>33645731Yeah you can usually tell. Real effortposts just feel different. They’re not perfect but that’s kinda the point. The person writing it actually cares and you can tell they’re just dumping their thoughts. Sometimes they go off topic or get a little emotional. Maybe they rant or throw in something personal. It doesn’t feel scripted. Even the way they phrase things feels natural like how people actually talk online. AI stuff’s way too clean. Every sentence lines up too well and it’s always trying to sound smart or balanced. It doesn’t really pick a side or say anything risky. It just floats in the middle trying to please everyone. You read it and go yeah this sounds good but there’s nothing behind it. No real emotion no lived experience no reason to trust it. It’s just words that sound right on the surface. It’s not like AI can’t make decent points but it’s pretty easy to spot once you’ve seen enough of it.
>>33645701Sigh... Women only care about my dick and nothing else. Very well, if you insist. Remind me to bring a ring gag if your mouth ever goes anywhere lower than my neck though.
>>33645755Not a fan really, but once you get into it they're fine, and guys tend to like them.
>>33645757>footballwhich one?
Opinions on thoroughbreds?
>>33645740You're really bad at arguing, anon. You're just doing ad hominems.
>>33645765Troonshit
>>33645759you made this with AI, didn't you? lol, based
Women-Can the ugly guy be hotter than the hot guy?
>>33645765Would
>>33645765Aren't the all male irl? Stop anthropomorphizing animals. I am attracted to human females only
>>33645748I never said she deserved to die, that's vile. But I'm not going to risk my life to save strangers that clearly don't want to be saved. Not to mention all the women screaming at the top of their lungs "we don't need men" and "refugees welcome".I go where I'm wanted.
>>33645758MLearn to look at the big picture, you will realize your perfect little thing is worthless in the grand scheme of things
>>33645761>Not a fan reallyBlowjobs? or sloppy ones in particular?
Women-Has someone you have mostly seen as a Friend and/or penned as “non person I’d date or have sex with” ever break past that to be a suitable partner (FWBs, dating) ?
>>33645759>No real emotion no lived experience no reason to trust itThis is AI because it did the rule of 3s. Good job trying to cover it up with bad grammar though.
>>33645773I want you, anon. I want to feed you, bath you, snuggle you and love you.
>>33645741Who the fuck cares lmao
which of you idiots shot charlie kirk?
>>33645755I'll do you one better: all blowjobs are disgusting and I will never date a moid that asks for them or expects them.
>>33645758I find releasing something and then getting critique helps me improve it, though this is for work stuff and tye users want a working product
I want to join an activity club. What are some female majority activity clubs that are friendly to beginners?
>>33645781>I will never date a moid that asks for them or expects themhahaha good luck, i guess
>>33645758You'll get over it. For people like us our brains are just different.M but I don't see how gender has to do with it
>>33645760anon, don't push me to bring out the cigar cutter >:(
>>33645763American.It's the only sport I really follow.
>>33645776Yes. After years of having person in friendzone, I literally fell in love with him. He doesn't feel the same about me tho :/
>>33644769About 3 inches difference
>>33645780>It's realLmaoooooSam Hyde did it
>>33645773But you realize that responding with>lol, dumb bitchis going to be off-putting to a lot of people I assume?
>>33645783Eastern Star Organization
>>33645787m-maybe we could watch the chiefs get plapped while you plap me?
femanons, do you actually feminist theory seriously? by that i dont mean the concept of equality between genders, but rather academic feminism, such as "feminist historical theory, feminist movie theory" and so on?
Are atoga girls this cute too?
>>33645791When did i say that?
>>33645777Dammit! I should've proofread it more.
>>33645786Listen nona. You ever watch American psycho? That's what I'll do to you if you keep playing around with me. Also a cigar cutter would be way too small. I think.
>>33645794Yeah
>>33645775sloppy ones. It's hard for me to pull the trigger on just getting spit all over myself. Once I start it's fine though. It's just like the hesitation of not wanting to get in a pool.
I don’t need Don Perignon I don’t need Cris, Tangeruay and Alize I don’t need shit
>>33645795>this cuteaccurate representation.
>>33645795Not a woman and nothing to do with your post, but I no longer celebrate my birthdays
>>33645790100%
>>33645801nta but>Tfw spit kink
>>33645793I'd like that but there's no chance you're in MN and even less that you're somehow also a packer fan like me (moved for job)
>>33645801You know how people say you didn't wash the dishes properly unless you got a wet spot on your stomach? It's the same with blowjobs.
>>33645795god just imagine bribing her to take her weekly shower and gently massaging the shampoo into her greasy scalp over a shower cap while she watches adventure time on her phone
>>33645799Can you give me the breakdown on it? as in, how does it apply to history, or whatever other subject you study
>>33645704>It sounds like you harassed her despite making her uncomfortableHeh. Not at all. I behaved casually comfortable, friendly, and professional. It works well with anyone who's behaving awkwardly in my opinion.>The only thing I’d change is if I got the cold shoulder I’d just stop interacting too.I find my approach to be superior. I don't validate the awkwardness. By avoiding interacting with her, I would be acknowledging, accepting, and validating that the two of us shouldn't interact. When that's not the case. I can say hello, make an appropriate joke, smile and nod, and treat her like I do everyone else, male or female. If she doesn't engage or responds coldly, I do what I do with anyone else: I fuck off and leave them alone as they might be having a bad day.I don't shut down or neurotically fret over why acquaintances don't seem to enjoy my company. I treat others in a friendly way because I choose to. If the same hello I give everyone else troubles them, then that's their issue.I think her positive response said it all. I was chill so it was chill so she became chill.(Come to think of it, I think I first adopted this approach to bullies who tried to make fun of me. I'd never get upset and just respond with a friendly hello and trade bants with the older kids in the back of the bus trying to be cruelly insulting. It continually confused them.)
>>33645780>Nigga got shot in the neckHe's dead 100%. Wew. Nothing ever happens chads wwa
>>33645814Preezent
>>33645808:( im notat least we got new plapanon lorecan rodgers still plap or is he too depleted
>>33645817We've been taking a beating the past week huh? Stay strong brother
>>33645377Desensitization and lack of empathy toward strangers, in my caseI guess ultimately I don't have the emotional badwidth for it, I have enough going on. If I knew more about her I would probably start to care but I don't want to add to the roiling cauldron of emotion in me already
>>33645798I read the book, I couldn't stand the movieThe movie doesn't show much violence either
>>33645820Nothing…ever…h-happens…
>>33645814I mean Kirky is a nobody yeah? He's like a C tier talking head I don't think it matters all that much besides giving them a new martyr.
What’s the closest you guys have ever been to an orgy or group sex scenario?
>>33645766Says the retard whose "argument" is "nooo you tiresome/antisemite/conspiracist/paranoid/etc." and literal AI verbiage.
>>33645825MGroup I used to party with in high school invited me into their wife swapping degeneracy. I refused because I was a pussy and it was 2 girls 2 guys.
>>33645777Checked.
>>336458194 tds last week. Still elite at 40.Means I still have 2 years to make the nfl.
>>33645829heehee
>>33645822Y-you want MORE violence than torturing and murdering prostitutes? Sometimes you women scare meGood thing I'm way stronger than you, otherwise the world would be fucked
>>33645826Why do autistist only assume they're arguing with a single person?>>33645480Why'd you delete it? Afraid of BIG JEW?
>>33645780Just watched the close-up video, he's 100% dead.
Morning wood is so annoying.Femanon, why did you do this to me?
>>33645825My best friend realized he was bi and our hot gay model friend was willing to pop his cherry, while our weird female friend watched and ordered them both around and her literal cuck boyfriend was on video callIt never occurred to me how weird that was until just now while writing itAnyways this happened at one of his birthday parties I planned, I was maybe 5 feet from this occurrence with a door between us thankfully
>>33645834He is so fucked. He spurted like a pig
>>33645827I feel like women are more pressured into group sex, thinking it will make their husbands happy.
i can't believe that i need to start working out to survive intense and long painful sex with chadi'd be breaking the rule that women don't have to put as much effort as men
>>33645824Another line crossed. I don't know what the Jews are planning but they REALLY need to distract the masses.
I’m a man. Does it make me close minded or misogynistic if I don’t want to be involved in any sex where another man is involved , unless the man is only watching (but even that’s 50/50). And I if I do choose to be involved in any sex where another man is involved, I want to go first so I can leave. For example, 2 men 2 girls. Instead of a foursome. I want my time alone with the 2 girls, then once I’m done the other man can come.
>>33644861Because lesbians are hot.
>>33645833It wasn't me who deleted it. See >>33645653Jews literally tried to ban then bought TikTok because all their crimes, behaviors and beliefs were being witnessed uncensored over there.You think they don't delete posts and ban people here?
>>33645840What kind of exercise?
>>33645839Yeah, the guys and girls were not looksmatched at all. It was an excuse for the guys to fag it up and the women went along with it. I almost went for it when the hot girl (blonde, huge ass, big tits) and I were alone on the balcony during a party and she sat down and spread her legs
>>33645824This will unironically start the civil war.Yes I realize how stupid that is, but it's still true.
American Years of Lead incoming, as a non-American I'm looking forward to the new violent times.
>>33645842No it's biological. Why the fuck would you want to risk raising another man's child lmao.>>33645840Really weird fetish post but if it makes you work out, then sure
>>33644861Curse of liking Tomboys :(
>>33645846i'm not sure but i need to do something that helps me with my heart beats, it spikes up with very littlei'm afraid that it won't help that much since i'd also have to work on nervousness but at least i'd feel like my body is capable enough
Men divorced or broken up from their wife or the mother of their child. Do you ever lose your sexual attraction and want for that person?
Can you make a new thread already?
>>33645831Gonna next extra back rubs after pull day though
>>33645849Yeah alright Pierre get me another beer please
So who's a bigger pile of shit, Jewhater or MKG?
>>33645848I don't think there's much in this world to motivate Americans off their asses but hey maybe
>>33645855What do you think, genius
>>33645855No one here is married, much less divorced
>>33645859MKG
All of this would have been avoided if we voted a Palestinian woman to be the new Pope
>>33645864what does the pope have to do with anything?
>>33645859Still MKG, the naziboy is more annoying than disgusting
>>33645856I’d have to go on my pc for my wallpapers
>>33645856Too early
>>33645854Are you saying you could literally die from getting fucked too hard? Hot
>>33645795Yes. First realistic depiction of atoga women >>33645810I just got out of my weekly shower but there was no male to wash my hair for me so I did it myself. Sad but oh well
men, do you even like us?
>>33645845Why are you not banned completely for making anti Jew comments if you think they're so out to get you? I think you just deleted yourself to gain some sympathy.
where were you on 9/10 2001?
I want to become anorexic
i will never make a new thread, that's the job of a manon
>>33645874Yes in theory,No in practice
>>33645874by nature we doit takes a lot of effort on your part for us to hate you to be honest
>>33645874I love my future wife. I don't like whores
>>33645848Now come the conspiracy nuts that say the reds did it themselves.
>>33645877Probably in the bush, I was 4 years old
>>33645795>30>cute>kinda autistic looking>adventure time>puppyI'm in love, bros
>>33645874Of course I love to have sex with you guys. Assuming by “us” you mean women.
>>33645874Who us?
>>33645877I was 1 year old
>>33645835You were evil in a past life, sorry
>>33645874Do you like us?
>>33645874I don't know you
>>33645877Booking last minute flights with some friends of mine
>2 days agoI guess all that crystals and astrology shit is actually real. I'm scared, fellow moids.
>>33645874No, I LOVE you>>33645877What’s 9/102001!
>>33645874God bless the US
>>33645874yes I just don't like you in particular
>>33645874Very much, actually.
>>33645864inshallah
>>33645872>I just got out of my weekly shower but there was no male to wash my hair for me so I did it myself. Sad but oh welli could have kept you from not taking care of yourself..your arm wouldnt have gotten tired from holding the dryer afterwards either
>obvious attention whore postSTOP REPLYING RETARDS
>>33645877shitting myself in diapers probably
>>33645871well that's my fear but to be honest it was also my ideal way to die when i was depressed but >>33644239 told me that's also an ancient femcel ritual so i guess that's cool
1 day sober lets goooo.3 different workouts gotta stay busy
Charlie Kirk did not deserve to get shot, change my mind.
>>33645906To be fair, lots of them remain unreplied, we're doing quite a good job already
>>33645874Of course I do :(
>>33645906Nigga who caresAtoga is not that fucking deep
>>33645872Have you ever showered with a man before? No your dad doesn't count
>>33645879the suffragettes would cry if they saw you now
>>33645912I don't know that person
>>33645876I got "warned" instead of banned. I do wonder why they didn't outright ban me, because they've done so before multiple times.
>>33645874If by "us" you mean women, hell yeah I love women, I wish I could date one
>>33645874Meh
Where DO you meet a clingy GF though
Next Thread>>33645911>>33645911>>33645911
>>33645921maybe take a hint and stop posting your unwelcomed bullshit
>>33645871fragile, wispy femanons will literally risk near-certain death just to experience chad cock for a few minutes before it snuffs out their lives...like moths to a flame...
>>33645891Can you at least make it to where it only happens every other day or something?
>>33645927Fuck off, not yet
>>33645921Wow, it's almost like it's not a coordinated effort and some of the things I said are actually true, huh?
>>33645929so truechad orgasm > femanon life
>>33645832I didn't say I want or not, I said the movie doesn't show much gore. Btw, I'm not horny anymore. Something about talking to you has got me out of the mood.
>>33645908They don't call it Le petit mort for nothingThe possibility that you can die from getting dicked down should not be turning me on this much. I guess we'll have to make sure you never cum. For your safety of course
>>33645903God that sounds nice. I hate washing my hair myself>>33645917I have not
>>33645928Unwelcomed only by the tranny mods (you). Literally the only way you can win is by banning and censoring. Kek.>>33645941Non-sequitur.
>>33645906Sometimes you gotta challenge the bait and bully shitposters, or they'll take your silence as a sign of compliance
>>33645947You were horny? My bad sisGuess our tastes just don't align
womenwhat are your thoughts on penis inspection day?
Is this the biggest /atoga/ thread in 2025?
>>33645980lol, probably
>>33645948this is so sad, Chad is missing out on another meaningless night of how to turn a femanon into a fleshlight
>>33645950I like washing a girl's hair. It's fun to massage your scalp. Obviously I'll have access to wash other parts of your body too
>>33645950be honest anon, are you taking care of yourselfdid you change into new clothes after showeringdo you have laundry piling up
>>33645936Sure I'll put in a good word on your behalf and we'll see what I can do
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1757533307023231.mp4is it even worth lifting these days?>inb4 do it for yourself, not girlsthats not the point
>>33645980Nah we had one reach over 3000 posts a month or 2 ago. This is a close second
>>33645959Yeah, you're not good at this, but no worries cuz.
>>33645980nope, it really is not that rare for us to cross 3000 posts. Early thread makers are just retarded
>>33645985>do you have laundry piling upnta I KNEW I had to do something today. You guys are really good for keeping me on track.
>>33645990Yes. Despite what women say on the internet, they still very much love muscles. I have some how ended up with a lot of female friends. They CONSTANTLY check out men's arms/biceps whenever we hangout in public
>>33645995Wanna give me pointers? For next timeWas it the dash I added? I know women hate it when you act even ironically submissive
>>33645997>Early thread makers are just retardedthis one was an early bake, though
>>33645984Of course. I like going to get my hair cut specifically for the washing part, it feels so nice, probably the most I get touched all year>>33645985I did. Clean everything, moisturized, laundry is put away as well
>>33645990As long as you don't overdo it
>>33646009>probably the most I get touched all yearPoor touch starved nona, I hope you get relief soon. I'm touch starved too but I'm pretty sure it affects women harder
>>33646009>I did. Clean everything, moisturized, laundry is put away as wellwow, you're such a capable femcel! i'm so proud of you anon! as a reward, i'll manifest that the next salon hair washer you get is the most sensual one they have, the master who only comes out by appointment for God's most touch-starved femcellerinos
How do you unclog a sink anon?
>>33646030Why would God be so cruel and make both incels AND femcels? Shouldn't they cancel each other out
Women, why do you think somebody would do that to Charlie Kirk?
>>33646032depends on why its cloggedi would try hot water, drain snake, plunger, finally abrasive chemicals in that orderyou can also employ softer ones like baking soda+acid earlier
>>33646030Fuck yes I am so winning today>>33646029Thank you anon and same to you. Why do you think it affects women more?
>>33646032By using something basic like sodium hydroxide? Just protect your body, especially face and hands while applying and rinsing it.
>>33645997>it really is not that rare for us to cross 3000 postsShow me another thread besides this one and the thread with the couple on the red carpet that reached over 3000 post?
>>33646032Chemicals.
>>33646045Female bodies are more sensitive. Men can go a long time without it, like during war etc but there's no reason a woman should go that long without a man's touch. Unless you're a nun I guess
>>33646045>Fuck yes I am so winning todayi'm just happy you're taking care of yourself anon :)hope you do it consistently i'm getting off now, have a wonderful evening and dreams of being attended to in a luxurious spa like you deserve anon~
>>33645994>This is a close secondI think it might be bigger, if you count the deleted posts
>>33645980>>33645994If we include deleted post this thread is the biggest, with 3020+ post, and the previous 3000 thread receiving 3017 post.
Chad has been mentioned 50+ times
>>33646053>do as i sayUh no, fuck you. Go check the archives yourself
>>33646069apparently quantity doesn't mean quality>>33642039
>>33645990Sure. It's just not the Holy fucking Grail that will replace social skills or being able to have a conversation.
>>33646063Aw thank you anon I hope you have a good night>>33646062I've never heard this opinion before, I guess I do agree. Especially with the hormonal cycle it can get pretty lonely out here
>>33645980It's not the size of the thread, it's what you do with it.That said, nobody has much interest in a thread with just three posts.
>>33646076Faqgot is mad that his shit threads don't get over 3000+ post
>>33646009>I like going to get my hair cut specifically for the washing partI'm a man, but it's the exact opposite to me.I used to specifically wash my hair/shower at home before going to get a cut, because they would just get water in my ears.
>>33645913Agreed. I'm being largely ignored as well. So anons are doing well.
>>33646098i have never made a single atoga thread
>>33646088You sound very cute and soft spoken. Just know that I would cuddle you very much :) I'd caress and run my fingers through your hair when I'm big spoon. Maybe some light neck kisses but nothing more than that, don't worry
>>33646103Is there some lore I'm missing about you
>>33645958Well, we bullied QT/Daniel out somehow, so it wasn't pointless
>>33646132I wonder for how long though
>>33645912>>33645919>I don't know that personNeither did I before this thread. Not sure why anyone would. But the answer is in the question.
>>33646132When did QT get bullied out?>I thought his real name was Tom
>>33646123Ah.. very sweet and cozy thank you anon <3 made me smile. I don't know if I'm soft spoken, probably just shy and awkward but I appreciate it a lot
>>33645172Damn this bitch fat as hell, hard to believe this is blonde blue eyed Chads looks match in 2025.
>>33646147>When did QT get bullied out?Quite recently>>33641931
>>33646126>Is there some lore I'm missing about youProbably. There's a bunch. I won't get into it as my haters love to post screenshots.But it's enough to say that I am a tripfag and therefore an attentionwhore. Which is true.I mostly try to either joke or be helpful though.
>>33646036>>33646145>>33645912Not Safe For Life warning>>>/pol/515347828
>>33646132that disgusting narc will be back at some pointhe never sticks to anything he promisesand he will pretend like nothing happened
>>33646126He's that kind of guy
>>33646157Oh he's done that beforeHe's literally lied and larped for months about going to college.He's nuts.
>>33646157Namefags' promises are worth shit, the cuck below you is a good example of that, but it does put a smile on my face
>>33645863>>33645866The amusing thing to me is that most of what you claim to be disgusted by happens entirely in your own head. If you found out someone in your life was like me, I wonder if you all would create all the same additional details and conclusions. Maybe. I don't know you.
>>33645859qt is the worst thing that has ever happened to this general.
>>33646182Except the stick man could actually explain his insult of "retard" if pressed. Whereas those who call me retarded or pathetic actually have no basis for it, beyond posting on 4chan at all obviously.
uhmmmm just to clarifyanything after this post was not me !! why did the president get involved ㅠㅠ>>33642579
>>33646162I will automatically hate on tripfags out of principle, but hey at least you're self aware so that's good
>>33646202>Whereas those who call me retarded or pathetic actually have no basis for itPretty sure cheating on your wife alone is enough for that
>>33646205It's fine to hate tripfags.What I think is absurd and ridiculous is when I suggest simple advice that is clearly intended to help and anons hate me for it and insist anything I say must be badwrong.Hating me for being a pretentious attentionwhore is laudable.
>>33646214Or that he was caught cheating because he kept gooning at photos of his ex-lover until one night he left his phone too close to his wife, kek.
>>33646216>What I think is absurd and ridiculous is when I suggest simple adviceQuite rightly
>>33646214Feeling that way is a valid emotion but it doesn't change the way words or the world works. Nor can one claim that say, a mathematician who cheated on his wife is a retard and can't do math.I have presented the situation repeatedly over the years and to date nobody has come up with a better answer to situation at the time. Now that I have additional information, I know I could have said the exact same thing I repeatedly said many times only at a time when it didn't matter and it might have gone differently than when I said it at various times it did matter.I have put tremendous thought into this consistently for many years, often constantly. How much thought have you put into it before deciding to insult me?
>>33646230Inaccurate but aside from intent not much worse than the truth.
>>33646237>I have put tremendous thought into this consistently for many years, often constantlyall that just to cheat on your wife
>>33646235Feeling righteously right makes you feel invulnerable and brave but actually being right is better.
>>33646245>all that just to cheat on your wifeIt's an option best chosen by excluding all other possibilities first.
>>33646040>>33646050>>33646060Yeah, I usually use sodium hydroxide pellets, which I did not have, that's why I asked. I used hot water and sulfiric acid, which thankfully did the trick, because I did not feel like dissembling the pipes.Thanks 'nons <3 <3
>>33646251>option best chosenMaybe for a psychopath like you, lol
>>33646237Even if he can, I'm not trusting him if his wife can't
>>33646214>>33646230His wife didn't put out for years and they have no children, desu there is no reason for him to stay loyal to her.
>>33646267Then just break up and don't waste each other's time
>>33646262>Maybe for a psychopath like you,You're simply displaying your lack of reading comprehension and, well, everything else with that post.>>33646265>I'm not trusting him if his wife can'tEven his wife trusts his math over your math tho.And my wife has taken me back, forgiven me, and our relationship is better than it's been in over decade....but anons? Anons know *better* because....reasons!
>>33646276Because we aren't fat cucks like your wife, apparently?
>>33646273I think MKG threatened that he would stalk her if they ever broke up
>>33646273>Then just break up and don't waste each other's time>lol end the relationship bro!The classic 4chan advice.She is disabled and dependent upon me for much of her life needs. Her family would have stepped and taken care of her so she would've survived, technically. But it would have been a far worse betrayal than what I ended up doing.But that doesn't suit the anon's narrative.
>>33646288Then stay loyal and don't cheat
>>33646288How is your relationship with your wife now?You fucking her at all?
>>33646280...since when?
>>33646299since always, lol
>>33646284>MKG threatened that he would stalk her if they ever broke upTechnically it was more of a heartfelt promise. But yeah. Better lore recollection than most.
>>33646288>She is disabled and dependent upon me for much of her life needs.Is that why you chose her? Or did you architect her like that later?
>>33646294I tried that. Eventually I decided that being completely miserable wasn't how I wanted to spend the rest of my life.It's better now.>>33646295>How is your relationship with your wife now?>You fucking her at all?>>33646295>How is your relationship with your wife now?Amazing.>You fucking her at all?As much as she can handle. Her health issues haven't gotten much better. Fluctuated with a positive prognosis but I can't fuck eight times a day like I want to.
>>33646326>I tried that. Eventually I decided that being completely miserable wasn't how I wanted to spend the rest of my life.Then just break up and don't waste each other's time
>>33646308>Is that why you chose her?No.>Or did you architect her like that later?I'm an enabler and we both got extremely complacent because we love each so we thought was enough.And when I snapped out of it, she was already dead set on pushing me away for things I did two years previously.
>>33646288>Her familyDo they know?
>>33646331You're stuck in a loop, anon.My advice is to consider the possibility that there are more than two options to a scenario.
>>33646338That I cheated? Oh yeah. She leaned on them immediately.Some have gone along with my wife in forgiving me. Some hate me and hide it politely. Some hate me and never want to see me again.I previously explained how I continue on in a friendly manner. It was impossible at first but I manage it now.
>>33646339Sure, but those are half-measures
>>33646344>Some hate me and hide it politely. Some hate me and never want to see me again.based
>>33646350There are more than two full measures.Are you suffering from All-or-Nothing thinking?
>>33646360Can't deny that. I made my bed and have to lie in it.I do hope they just get to the point where they just treat me poorly or avoid me rather than hate me though. Hating others hurt only brings yourself misery and they don't need that.
>>33646375Not for that situation
>>33646404What happens when the other person who made the deal doesn't keep their word?It's almost as if these aphorisms aren't universally applicable.Good aphorisms though. Top notch.
>>33646479Then just break up and don't waste each other's time
>>33646489>>33646490based atoga hivemind
Not any different than any other advice I ever got.Brilliant.My wife is very happy I didn't leave her.
>>33646521While her family not so much
>>33646381>Hating others hurt only brings yourself miserywhatever you say
>>33646594He didn't play college ball, ya know
Thanks guys. That kind of made me feel a bit better today.
>>33646521>My wife is very happy I didn't leave her.She and her family would've been happier if you didn't cheat on her
>>33646671I guess it's better than the toxic positivity MGK promotes
>>33646171Oh shit.Woah. Happening. It's Happening.Finally. South Park! ASAP!
