last episode: >>33652062be nice and have fun!
GenderWhat’s your best childhood memory?
state genderWhat are your thoughts on pursuing someone who's in a LDR?
Infinite foid hate
Do black women like white guys?
>>33654738Yes
>>33654728Both genders,Thoughts on kissing after oral?
>>33654728cute
10,000 years of plap
>>33654742That sounds nasty
>>33654742FOnly makes sense to me if it’s another woman
>>33654733MBasically every minute I spent hanging out with my grandpa. Playing games, reading books, learning about his trains and old electronics.>>33654734BAD>>33654742Good. She deserves some affection after doing all that.
>>33654742Only if she earns it.
>>33654737is that your signature move
>>33654754What?
>>33654754KEKKK
>>33654733>What’s your best childhood memory?FThe day I got my dog. He was a bluetick my uncle gave me for my birthday. I had him for 14 years.>>33654738>Do black women like white guys?More than the other racial groups of guys.>>33654742>Thoughts on kissing after oral?FMandatory. How can you expect someone else to put your sexual fluids in their mouth when you won't?
>>33654734MThe same as the last fifty times this was asked.One person needs to have the funds for meeting up regularly.Both need to make concrete plans and stick to them.Good communication is even more important than in a normal relationship.
After I get abs, what else do I need to do to be hot?
>>33654759He’s asking about going after a girl who has a boyfriend but it’s LDR.
>>33654733FGoing to the baseball game with my mom and dad and getting my cap signed
>>33654733MBefore the days when every kid had a phone, I had the stereotypical fantasy of meeting a slightly older, cool, pretty tomboy at camp who said dude a lot. We spent the whole few weeks hanging out every moment of the day
>>33654760thighs if Mwhatever you want queen if F
>>33654760well developed back. its the secret sauce to make your chest pop.traps can be hit or miss
>>33654760Nothing (F)Male? Get taller, expand your shoulder bones and hand bones
>>33654768yaoi hands training?
>>33654760Get a personality and some individualism
>>33654742MHot
>>33654761That sounds like a bad idea.
>>33654765My thighs are already too big>>33654766My back is good too>>33654775What aspects personality wise?
>>33654774honestly if you havent been sticking your hand in a jar of sand since you were 8 and kneading it for a minimum of 2 hours per day you may as well install grindr because NO woman is EVER gone fw u
>>33654748Why though
>>33654783>hand widthwoah woah woah, what are you, a fag? women only care about finger length, hand width is to attract men, you aren't gay are you?
>>33654782Start reading philosophy and be ready to talk about it on dates. Nietzsche is a good start.
>>33654742No comment.Whoever considers asking/answering this is a sexual degenerate.
>>33654787But I don't like philosophy
*impregnates every male anon itt with triplets*
>>33654733MGetting my first console, a Nintendo Gamecube and playing it with my siblings. There was really something magical about it. The part where my parents were "never ever"ing us about getting a console because we had multiple PCs that led to disbelief when it appeared in our hallway the day my older brother got home from uni for Christmas. Us having to leave it on for 8 hours straight because my parents didn't know what a memory card was.
>>33654789That’s not nice.
>>33654742MaleI would like kisses after going down on a girl
>>33654793not again
>>33654787You sound like an incel.
>>33654793Stop trying to get me to stick a coat hanger up my ass.
>>33654784I don’t know, probably watched too much porn.
>>33654793I'm ok with your terms but you need to take responsibility.Marriage Now
>>33654787read church history and be like, "Well you know, Augustine was obsessed with a concubine the way young people are obsessed with pornstars today." or "That's <heresy here>ism, Patrick" with a really shitty fake Irish accent.
*attempts backflip**lands on face*
>>33654802took me some time to understand, i hope it's not what i'm thinking>>33654807only if your tiddies will get bigger than mine
>>33654799Yeah that was the joke. I tell the dude to be an individual and he asks what personality he should have.
>>33654742F, love it. Not wanting to make out deeply right after, okay, but I wouldn't give oral to a guy who would not kiss me at all after and I love tasting myself on someone's mouth.
>>33654787>>33654782do NOT read philosophy for the purpose of talking about it on dates holy shit
>>33654795I relate bro. I grew up on NES and a bit of N64 and when my brother bought me a GameCube and I saw the Melee opening, I cried. I never imagined games could look that good.
>>33654815There are multiple parts of personality
>>33654819i hope you didn't have any personal bad experiences with it anon
Having a waifu in your teens counts as experiencing young love. TRUST
>>33654733f. playing with my sister. we had so many stuffed animals we shared a room and dedicated an entire second room to stuffed animal land. they used bottlecaps as money and some were married with kids and there was an orphanage. i miss it.
>>33654733F, not a single favorite but my sister features in almost all of my best ones. Especially sharing a double hotel bed on a vacation and her telling me stories before I fell asleep.
>>33654823Yeah and if he’s so hopeless that he’s like “uhhhh what’s a personality?” we might as well fuck him up more.
>>33654826who was your waifu
>>33654830That's not what he asked
>>33654799>>33654819>>33654829Why are FUCKING WOMEN afraid to talk about the meaning of life and nature of humanity? I guess because you have no meaning or humanity, lol.
>>33654829>we might as well fuck him up more.@modsMake this a banner immediately.
>>33654829>we might as well fuck him up morethe council has decided to turn him into a slut and let that be his personality, begin the procedure
>>33654827>>33654828Wholesome.
>>33654830is*
>>33654839is that monica drawn by a time traveling ww1 soldier? i didn't play ddlc
>>33654835A DATE IS NOT A LECTURE HALL YOU PRETENTIOUS DOUCHEBAGALL CONVERSATIONS HAVE AN APPROPRIATE TIME AND PLACE BUT I AM GOING ON A DATE WITH Y O U NOT FUCKING FRIEDRICH
>>33654819How about rome?
where do you find girls with niche interests?also girls would you wear a dress like this casually. it looks so good
>>33654846yea history is cool. not for like, the whole date, but learning something cool as a part of it sounds fun.
Women, are you a good girl, or one of them bad girls?
>>33654852you sound like a massive faggot
>>33654742Mbefore cumming, I guess its fine.after cumming, get that shit out of here maine
>>33654854when we were growing up my sister was the good girl and i was the bad girl. now she's the bad girl and i'm a girl failure and our parents are divorced
>>33654835I wouldn't know, I am not a woman, incel-chan.
>>33654855damn right, so bend over prettyboy, im going into that hole raw
>>33654835philosophy is pussy desiccation material, discuss it with your brosI guarantee your understanding of Nietzsche is sophmoric as hell for you to think "I'll talk about him with a woman"
>>33654809Patric and Donnal are based, also, no coarse joking pls.
Imagine actually reading Nietzsche before talking about him. Couldn't be me.
>>33654866the only philosophers I take advice from are those who have confirmed kills
>>33654835because you're inevitably going to quiz me on shit you read and act superior about it instead of helpfully and playfully exploring the idea. men who whip out high academia on a date don't do it to bond, you do it to peacock. it's nauseating and embarassing to witness.discussing anything intellectual with men can often be impossible because so many of you seem to try to use it as a means of conquest and mental domination. the ones who don't do that... don't bring it up on dates.
>>33654795>>33654820I miss the Gamecube so much anons… Maybe I should look into getting one.
>>33654853Knowing my propensity to autistically rant and the likelyness of people to not care or just ask polite questions I have set myself a format kind of like rhetoric.If brought up I can talk for a bit, then will drop it or move on unless they ask follow ups at which point I can talk a bit more or maybe ask them what interests them
>>33654852Don’t think I have any niche interests. But I would wear a dress like that
>>33654868i'll never forget when tsundere dead sea told me that i'm not his little centurion
>>33654854Mostly good
>>33654881
Hey, you! Yes, you with the titties!I love you.
Hating women is the right thing to do.
>>33654879>But I would wear a dress like that
WomenDo you ever fantasize about having a dick?
>>33654872nta, yeah i literally play the bimbo and date dumbasses exclusively because the peacocking is SO obnoxious from "intelligent" and "educated" men. you can't even play bimbo with them, because eventually they realize that you are smarter than you let on, and that you might even be smarter than them, and that's when the games begin to undercut you and make sure you know you're beneath him.give me ghetto dumbass moids or give me death
>>33654852Im most interested in dem gigantic boobies
>>33654889Leave my fucking manboobs alone.
>>33654852the type of woman who isnt a 10/10 at all, but would marry in a heartbeat, protect and cherish foreverwhat do you call this
>>33654812That's either 3/4 of a backflip, which is still pretty impressive, or it's a hilarious spectacular fail that deserves applause.
>>33654894this is why i like boys who have all the autistic ranting power but none of the superiority complex who try to explain the lore of dune or something. it's cute and i've never heard this shit before in my life so there's no posturing
>>33654893>Do you ever fantasize about having a dick?More than I should desu. Wish I just had a retractable dick that I could use to impregnate women and pass on my American Eagle jeans.
>>33654892rawr~
>>33654893no. i don't see the point in having one. i can come a million times with a pussy and never have to worry about whisky dick or getting it up
>>33654852>where do you find girls with niche interests?At museums, apparently.
>>33654852>webmFuck, my balls are yearning the releas so much right now, but I have to hold back...
>>33654902autistic moids are pretty good until you have an overlapping interest and then the mansplain level reaches radical new heights
>>33654893No
>>33654893I have fantasized a ton about moving through the world as a man, but not having a dick, doesn't interest me.
>>33654875It’s probably cheaper to get a Wii, then you can nostalgiafag for that too.
>>33654910Are you one of them types where being told something you already knew but he didnt know you knew is reeee worthy?
>big chest anon will not smother me to deathWhy live
>moid moidsplaining how to take dick as he bounces on your dildo on the creaking bed
>>33654919me next
>>33654919why would you want that? its probably all sweaty and smells like him and even worse his firm, but meaty arms will crush the back of your skull and neck as they wrap around youyoud barely be able to breathe
Laying on my couch, eating some salami with swiss cheese while watching my silly eSports.
>>33654894>>33654902What autistic interests are okay or not? Is video game trivia okay?
>>33654920Is this what women think is hot?
Where do they find all these titty monsters for Japanese porn? I thought they were mostly flat
>>33654927no, just me
>>33654924>Laying on my couch, eating some salami with swiss cheeseThis sounds really nice>while watching my silly eSports.ruined it.
>>33654920>closet chadsexual incel bursting out of the closet saying no, no, no! its all wrong! THIS is how you do it!
That feel when no PLAPhog gf
>>33654929Well, have fun with that I guess.
>>33654923what a rotten way to die
>>33654932Guess that's why I didn't invite you eh.
GendersWhere does all the sand between the cushions of my armchair come from? I keep vacuuming it clean yet more sand always accumulate. I don't get it.
>>33654903/atoga/ futanarization incident
Dressing femanon up as a clown and giving her a creampie.**it's an actual pie. I throw it at her. Get your mind out of the gutter.
>>33654939No, that's not the reason you didn't invite me.
>there are no thicc goth femanons who spit in my mouth and sit on my face
Life is going so good. I know eventually I will be happy. I can't wait to make my wife happy.
>>33654912>I have fantasized a ton about moving through the world as a manYou mean standing still.NTA
>>33654948That’s a nice feeling. What makes life so good?
>>33654948Granted. She has a thing for extreme pegging.
What do you think of IKEA? And especially the weird unpronounceable names they attach to all their things?
>>33654947i just don't get it. women clearly know we want this. all men want it. and they refuse to give it to us. they would rather let the world burn and go up in flames with it than give men even the smallest bit of comfort, at NO cost to themselves. why?@foids why
>>33654903Excellent post.Are you the /d/ femanon?
>>33654952I hate the store layout. Their meatballs are ass. Their build quality is ass for how much you pay for it. I've gotten better furniture off wayfair and didn't have to walk a fucking traffic circle of a store to get it.
>>33654946You'll never know.
>>33654952FI haven’t been to one
>>33654926depends entirely on the person you are dating, it isn't something you can glean from us that will apply to someone else.
>>33654948Don't worry, she'll get sick of you quick, stop putting out, nag you for doing the chores wrong and resent you for being her second choice.
>>33654953sorry, i'm not a cheater, so i can't spit in your mouth personally
>>33654952Any time I look at anything to buy for my appartment, I just get reminded how insanely ugly everything at Ikea is.M
>>33654945you can't imagine the sacrifices i am prepared to make in order for my gf to feel comfortable clownmaxxing. i would do things for clussy that make stalin look like a humanitarian.
>>33654953that's the cuck anon, goth girls should be thinking about getting railed by peter steele or something like that, that's the law
>>33654956>for how much you pay for itIKEA is meant to be cheap ass, isn't it? That's the only reason I'd shop there.
>>33654960demoralization-chan delusionpost. ignore and move on
>>33654964>that's the cuck anonidk kind of sounds like you're the cuck guy here
>>33654952it's fine, i like to visit the stores but they're very basic
>>33654962Post some furniture that's more your style.
>>33654963https://www.decentcandle.com/shop/clown-fetish
>>33654814They are not but i can get on hrt and a boob job if that is what you want l, or if you mean manly chest I will increase the workouts.
>>33654970that's because you assume anyone is male, something he should do too
There's a dating event I want to go to, and the categories when you register are Singles Men, Singles Women, and Singles LGBT+. I legit have no idea if I should pick Men or Women. Is the "Men" category for men, or for women who are interested in men? My head is spinning.
>>33654964nta, but am goth girl, just looked up peter steele. would
>>33654974I am too lazy for that right now, but I like high constrast things in furniture, like black and white or gray and white. Some sheen and places that are functional, while also you can put up pictures and souvenirs from your travels and friends.
>>33654979Ask someone
>>33654979If you're a single man you should probably register as a single man. Unless you're gay in which case go ahead and register as LGBT+. That last category seems like a tacked on afterthough and not very well thought out though.
>>33654984So a bi would choose all.
>>33654976i do not speak trannish, yes i appreciate manliness and i'm mostly just sillyposting
>>33654981Sounds like IKEA to me.
>>33654987I'm assuming they're counting bi as LGBT+.
>>33654990In theory yes, but in practice Ikea is the most barebones shit that gives you a depressed 70s Skandinavian warehouse mood when you look at it.I SHOULD like Ikea, but it's all just too fucking basic.
>>33654991The B in lgbt is for Bionicals.
>>33654969stupid marriagecuck
>>33654980yay, i don't know his band but i know lots of girls like him, nothing against twinks enjoyers though
>>33654999bro this post would be less gay if it was just a picture of you gargling someone's nutsack
>>33654999it's already over for twinkcels like me anyway
Peter Steele is dead.
>>33655005literally who
>>33655009Me. I'm not dead I'm just hiding.
The boomer coworker has called me again, just so he can ask copilot how to do this while I am on the phone because I am good with tech...
>>33655002i don't care you're already pregnant with my triplets sorry
triplets born
>>33655013The fuck kind of business does someone like that have to use copilot? Isn't that a programming tool?
>>33655013I love your coworkers so much.
>>33655017the throne awaits!!
>>33655017grats
>>33655013Just open your boipussy to him already.
>>33655020a seer warns of a deadly fate!
>>33655023give your children, separate!
>>33655023This is what happens if you masturbate...
>>33654805I have seen a few porn videos where they do that and it's really hot
>>33655028bide your time, lie in wait!
>>33655033SONIIC UNDERGROUUUNNNDDDD!!!!
How many debt-free virgins with no tattoos do you think are left out there?
>>33655035SONIC UNDERGROOOUUUUNDTHEY MADE A VOW THEIR MOTHER WILL BE FOOOOUUND!!!
>>33655036explain "debt free"
>>33655036I love whores. I love our new internet whore economy.
>>33655032Yeah! Good there are more people feel that way
>>33655036I’m one
Guy hereI'm asexual and aromantic. Also mildly autistic.I've been told I unintentionally flirt a lotCan any women explain what I could do to not come off as being interested in them? I don't want to bait anyone into thinking I'm looking for more than a polite conversation, giving someone a chance to vent, or offering them a genuine compliment.
>>33655045*kidnaps you for marriage*
>>33654920I would do this as some roleplay if my gf asked.
>>33655045i'm two (still no idea what debt-free means)
>>33655036Who cares.
>>33655035>>33655037Good anons.
>>33655046>aroaceDisgusting
>>33655053probably someone who would never be chosen by a woman like that
>>33655047Don’t do that>>33655050I think it means you don’t have any debts. Like loans
How do i convince my gf we need to get a pet femboy?
>>33655018Meh its like chatgpt you can ask it anything.But instead he asks me how to ask copilot and then he does it.
>>33655046Sorry but you have to ask someone around you who made this observation, so they can give you a real example you remember. The difference between flirting and not flirting is as subtle as the difference between deadpan joking and being serious and not joking. It's more about your vibe and attitude than anything else. But those we cannot judge, only someone around you who knows you can observe what makes YOUR specific behavior come across as flirty. The only foolproof general way to avoid it is by being aloof altogether which is obviously very extreme.
>>33654733MGetting my first dog and all the memories I made with him.
>>33655064Tell him to ask chatgpt next time, instead of asking you. Why do you even talk to him?
>>33654905> i can come a million times with a pussy and never have to worry about whisky dick or getting it upWell at least someone doesn't take it for granted
Womens How many guys with feelings for you have you turned down?What's the most number of times a single suitor has asked you out?
>>33655075I've never been asked out
https://open.spotify.com/track/4RY96Asd9IefaL3X4LOLZ8?si=UK1AgKOjQJWebJIQA6K47A&context=spotify%3Asearch%3Asexxy%2Bred%2Bbi
>>33655062Tell her that she can play with him too.
>>33655036don't care i just need a mommy gf
>>33655065Damn. My biggest enemy. Subtlety in social settings. I'll work in the conversations as they happen and try to adjust my body and spoken language as needed. I'm sure I'll get there eventually. Thanks, anon.
>>33655076Would you like to go on a date with me and possibly have baby-making sex afterwards?
>>33655075At least 50100+
>>33655076Do you wanna go out sometime?
>>33655083>100+Did he kill himself?
>>33655083>100+Unless he used a script, you're a troll.
>>33655073Are you a hateful person that think people should get gunned down?
>>33655070Because then I can post here on another device and it seems like I am working
>>33654997Hell yeah brother.>>33654989Sorry I was leaning into the /d/ larp
>>33655057Why not?
>>33655089Certainly not with bullets engraved with furry memes at the very least.
>>33655075>How many guys with feelings for you have you turned down?probably more than 20 but i have no idea if those feelings were really real>What's the most number of times a single suitor has asked you out?probably around 4 because if they get pushy i try to disappear from their life if possible
>>33655036You never specified female so a lot.
>>33655085No lolI'm 26 and we've been friends since 13He stopped expecting a yes a long time ago he just likes expressing his feelings and I tell him it's healthy that he does
>>33655075Irl 1Online/dating app/message, more than I can count.What do you mean single suitor?
>>33654742FVile
>>33655098He sounds whipped.
>>33655081For what it's worth, it can go a long way to make sure you do not pair a compliment (or another interaction you are aware can easily read flirtatious) with long eye contact. The more potentially romantic it sounds, the more offhand the delivery should be, including body language. Wanting to not just make the compliment but watch and enjoy it landing makes it extra tender/warm and that ups the chance someone either reads more into it or simply likes it so much they will read more into things you do going forward.And if you have two sample groups, women who got the wrong idea and women that didn't, you can compare yourself if you see a common pattern in how you behaved with one group vs the other. Good luck!
>>33655095Hm. Then you might be in trouble, that is what that guy wanted
>>33655090Back when I was working I always thought of it like doing actual work is more fun and satisfying than pretending and making it look like I was working. They got rid of me.
Only females can be virgins.
>>33654952FChildhood memories, it was always like a mini Disneyland trip lol, especially at Christmas where the one we went to had a colossal tree outsidr However grown up now, I realized this: >>33654962
Men I think I’m legitimately depressed but I think one of you could cure it. But it might be too late
>>33655100Wait until I slobber your pussy juice down your left nostril.
>>33655111Gay trips?
>>33655099As in, what's the most that one person has asked you out. Most guys only ask once.
>>33655110I forgot to mention, always loved the names and thought they were cool Like KLOCKIS the alarm clock lol
>>33655111If you mean by putting my dick in you, sorry, you're way over there and I can't reach.
>>33655092so, you know women can be picky in general, even if they might be sexually opennow imagine a woman who, most probably, actively chose to stay virgin, most likely to experience these things only/at first with the man she really feels doubletriple okay withhow good are the chances that this kind of anon is what she's looking for? just because she might fits his terms?
>>33655108Its not like I'm avoiding work, he called and didn't take the suggestion to ask ai alone serious so I stayed and posted.I even helped when he worded his question not specific enough and confused it.Its good to know that if it does reppace people, the not hyperspecific autists will go first
>>33655112Anon please seek some help
>>33655111Been together with one chronically depressed person already.Never again.
>>33655111How has your sleep been?
>>33655126I'm seeking your help in eating you out.
>>33655096Yeah I'm sure 20 guys were all just lying to you. Why are women like this
>>33655110How does that affect the memories? Are the childhood memories tainted, or does the good memories elevate the reality? Or are the experiences entirely separated in your mind.>>33655116Most of the names seem to be much more nonsensical.
>>33655122I guess when you put it that way..but hey, truth can also be stranger than fiction sometimes
>>33655132>Why are women like thisBecause men are like that
>>33655097Only women can be virgins
Men is there a way to gain weight without having to exercise? I'm a man btw
eating femanon's pussy with a knife and fork
>>33655115Oh! Eh, the first time I didn’t know it was a date until we were halfway into it. I declined the second time, it just happened too.
>>33655132because many make it pretty obvious that they fall mostly because of looks and i'm not interested in that
>>33655140lucozade will have you packing on a 2lb a week (of fat)
>>33655140Eat lots and get fat.
>>33655140Drink a lot of hard liquor.Disclaimer: this also kills you.
>>33655133It elevates the reality
>>33655138You mean maybe the guys were just trying to sleep with you? Maybe some of them, but all 20+?
>>33655148>Maybe some of them, but all 20+?Wouldn't surprise me at all. M and NTA btw.
>>33655127I’m not chronically depressed >>33655129Not good
nibbling on the cock
>>33655147That's nice. Happy you can see the g
>>33655152Then what type of "legitimately depressed" are you?>>33655154Silly...
>>33655138>>33655096Women are evil, you had so many people love you and you shit on them here
>>33655156The kind that makes me hate being alive
>>33655103Thanks!
>>33655150It would surprise me. Maybe a high percentage, but at those numbers a literal 100% is extremely unlikely. Anonette is probably just shy and doesn't want to consider that people can actually like her.
>>33655160Yeah that's the type I meant.Sorry.
GenderAre The Beatles still relevant?
>>33655148it wasn't me who replied there but still applies, probably? you're supposed to get there at some point anyway and i feel like i want to be in a relationship only with a person that feels right enough for me and those people didn't show it, most of them didn't even know me for long enough
>>33655163Men often confuse lust with love without realising it themselves.
>>33655144>lucozadeThey don't sell that here, but I'll have it noted>>33655145I try but for some reason I simply can't>>33655146Well...everytime I have a few money I spend it on beers, or junk food in order to get fat. And don't worry I am aware it would kill me and that's exactly what I am looking for too
>>33655152Did you know being sleep deprived inhibits your ability to recall happy meories but not bad ones? Of yourse that would get you down.Sleep more and mood will improve
WomenDo you hate it when you bump into a man, you fall over and he gets his dick stuck in your pussy?
>>33655170nta, I'm a man and I think for many men lust just comes before love.
>>33655172>They don't sell that here, but I'll have it notedAny sugarbomb softdrink or energydrink will do.>everytime I have a few moneyClearly you have too few money.
>>33655159first anon isn't me but i don't know what else to say other than i feel like you're putting me in the same group as anyone else and i can't really do much about thatlove is something that should also be shared between two people and not just one, i had it happen too
>>33655164If I loved you I would like being alive again>>33655174I can’t sleep I either lay there for hours or I wake up too early it isnt fair and I take the aids and everything
>>33655102What do you mean?
>>33655179Noted and yes, yes I do. This Summer I am totally looking for a job. My dream one is working at pest control
>>33655036Who is this breeding sow
>>33655188Meaning you would put that pressure of your entire existence on me. Potentially even make suicide threads or at least suicide jokes.As I said, I have been through that already and it's not something I want to experience ever again.But I wish you all the best in finding some wait to alleviate your pain and what hurts you, I'm sure you don't deserve to feel this way.
I don’t have depression I’m just depressed. Once I have a purpose I’ll feel better
shaving your balls seems really scary, one wrong move and all your cum leaks out
>>33655194Pick a purpose. Unless you like feeling depressed.
>>33655199foid handsevery guy knows to remove his cum before shaving
>>33655193Why would I do that
>>33655199Get something like this. It's practically impossible you cut yourself with it and you get a smooth shave.
>>33655199The balls are surprisingly resilient. My boss told me that his cat clawed at his naked balls one time and there was blood and that’s about all that happened really
>>33655163i don't want to mass reply about my virgin situation lmao but that's also true, i got better with shyness but i tried to explain why i felt things went like that regardless, all of that was irl
>>33655166FDon’t know what it is, superheroes?
>>33655201My purpose has to pick me too
>>33655209Well I guess that answers that.Also fuck I feel old now.
>>33655213No. That's not how that works. Now you're just making excuses and deflecting responsibility for yourself.
I've been out of the dating pool for about a year, and holy fucking shit I am completely blackpilled after a week of this. If it's not someone with a kid, it's the most milquetoast boring bitch of all time, with three pictures of them looking pretty and "make me laugh" or whatever the fuck. The worst part is that the women I'm actually into are universally fucking crazy. I feel so trapped, where the fuck are nerds supposed to meet other nerds?
>>33655220What’s wrong with wanting my purpose to be having a family. That takes two
>>33655215How old are you anon. I’m 22 so I don’t know anything
>>33655205That was my experience with a very depressed gf I had who had a similar attitude.
>>33655225>What’s wrong with wanting my purpose to be having a family.When you let it be an excuse to wallow in misery.
>>33655046>Flirting>behave as though attracted to or trying to attract someoneHey so, lots of people confuse platonic intrest with romantic intrest. So sometimes they get confused because most people default to these signals as romantic intrest. So you probably need to continually clarify you only mean platonic intrest until they understand you.
Girls on period finally get to know what it feels like to have to shave
>>33655199lolI got a body shaver/trimmer and that works mostly alright once I learned how. Any cuts I ever had were quite small and there was just a small amount of blood.
>>33655228I'm 20 years older.The Beatles were an extremely popular and influential music group from my parents generation.
>>33655170Men have a much easier time discerning between lust and love. Women will convince themselves that what they are experiencing is love, even if it is just lust. "Lust isn't acceptable, so it HAS to be Love"
>>33655222If you don't want to date someone with a child then you shouldn't be dating or wanting children with someone. Simple as. This is a valid criticism of your attitude toward children in general if you can't handle it. Just go on and continue to be single, nobody is waiting for you.
>>33655148If a man wants a woman, he's going to sexually desire her too, so a woman can decide a man "only wanted her sexually" on a whim. They'll then turn around and complain about men having "Madonna-Whore complexes" while expecting no sexual intent from a man. (That said, I think of them have misunderstood what the term means)
Women, why aren't you getting plapped right now?
>>33655235Oh okay so I’m a few generation too late then. Don’t feel bad though~
Is a man likely to still prefer porn to his partner if she has a high sex drive and enjoys taking charge, meaning sex doesn't require effort on his part or even vaginal contact very often?
Women, do you also love the smell of gas/paint/nail polish?
>>33654734Retarded. I'm in a LDR and feel extreme contempt when I've been approached (even if the guy has no way to know about my bf).
WomenHow would you feel if I yelled “FEMANON IS PICKING HER NOSE!!” in front of of the whole class?
>>33655242i have to go to the dentist in an hour
>>33655247s tier: nail polisha tier: paintb tier: gas
>>33655244A man that prefers porn typically prefers it because he feels less self-conscious enjoying sexual content alone, because porn is zero effort, and/or because porn offers a lot of variety.Basically if he prefers it he just will, regardless of what his partner does or does not do. Even sex with a 10/10 model is a hassle compared to quietly jerking off. It's kind of taboo but not that uncommon for men to prefer the quick, worryless release over the hassle at least sometimes, if not in general.
>>33655229Sorry>>33655230I’m not wallowing in misery
>>33655238>you shouldn't be dating or wanting children with someoneI don't want children, what the fuck are you on about? More so than that, raising someone else's kid is cuckshit and I'm not doing that.
>>33655244I think porn in a relationship is only ok when you consune it together with your partner.But why would I not prefer to cum to the love of my life?M
Women are you excited for Fire Emblem three houses 2?!
>>33655251Does he plap good?
>>33655258wish it wasn't connected to 3h but looks cool
>>33655255It's ok, it wasn't your fault.And I don't fault you for wanting a partner.
>>33655241i feel like people are not seeing my actual replies, can i just repeat that these men didn't even know me for long enough and i'm someone who cares about my first experiences because i'm a more closed person? I also don't really feel like i have anything to do with the second part but it doesn't really matter i guess
>>33655252Favourite nail polish?
>>33655244Yes, only because porn provides variety
>>33655261>wish it wasn't connected to 3hDidnt like 3h?
>>33655256Ok then you are looking in the wrong places and should fuck off with the rest of the drug addicts and degens to their holes in the wall.
>>33655253>>33655268So a dead bedroom is kind of guaranteed when you date most guys?>>33655257Wholesome, anon. I hope my guy is like this long-term.
>>33655263Maybe I shouldn’t what if I become like that too
>>33655265ILNP makes the quality stuff that doesnt' kill your wallet
>>33654852She's adorable
>>33655242He's at work :(
>>33655276Later then?
>>33655242No! I’m ordering pizza hehe
>>33655271Just don't date a lazy guy. I was with a lazy porn addict and vs my active horndog gym bf it's night and day. My bf doesn't even watch porn he just watches football or fucks me. When I first met him he self described himself as a hard worker. I have all his passwords because he has nothing to hide. For the first time ever I actually sometimes turn a man down for sex sometimes. It's insane
>>33655281>I have all his passwords because he has nothing to hide.And he has your passwords?
>>33655244Unfortunately, most men are porn addicts and have overly normalized porn consumption to the point where they will react emotionally to what I'm about to type.Find a man who doesn't consume porn or at least fully abstains from it in a relationship. Despite the gooner screeching that's about to ensue, men like this do exist. Sex with them is insanely good and you never have a dead bedroom or a sex pest problem with them. Don't settle for a man that prefers fantasy to reality.
>>33655111Why are you like this?
>>33655271lol thanks, I am a dirty dominant bastard... but only for the person I love.>>33655272I think only you can truly know that.Ask yourself how you would react if your partner left you. That tells you a lot about how you'd be with him in general.>>33655273Hmm, they look glitter and sexy!Do you have any favourite colors and style?
>>33655278he might refuse because he gave me cramps from coming too much yesterday and he doesn't want to hurt me :|
Where do I meet clingy gf
>>33655140Over eating.
>>33655284No but I keep everything signed in on the front computer basically. He used to have my phone password but I changed it because he was texting people without my consent. He's a little possessive
should i go have sex?
>>33655290How many orgasms did you have?
>>33655189If they still have feelings and orbit you then they are deeply hoping you change your mind typically.
>>33655295With who?
>>33655295what sex
>>33655296more than i can count because i was gooning all day before that, put on a slutty dress and jumped him when he walked in the door. at least 5 while we were fucking.
>>33655293What an awful relationship lmao
women when are you getting married?
>>33655295I’d rather have sex than have gender
Women, would (You) take this deal?>>>33652568>I'd redesign their cycle to where they can still have healthy pregnancies, but without having luteal, follicular, or menstrual phases of their cycle. Oh, and they'd be stuck ovulating 24/7 :)
>>33655293>he was texting people without my consentFrom your phone, pretending to be you?!
>>33655271There are men who don't care much for porn or like porn fine but not the way they like sex.
>>33655298first guy that tells me he likes me>>33655299heterosexual
>>33655293he was texting people from your phone? wtf
>>33655307You shouldn't lose your virginity like that. I did, and I regret it to this day.
>>33655307ok, yes
>>33655305Yeah he was but in his defense he was just jealous
>>33654742M, absolutely fine, and if it grosses you out, get over it you prude
>>33655302we've talked about it seriously, but we've only been dating for a few months, so it would be ridiculous to do it so soon. i'm expecting him to propose around 1 year mark. wedding would take a little longer to save up for.
Should i jerk of to real women or anime women today?
>>33655312nooo anon i'm sorry, i was just jokingpast is past, i hope you make sure to create many memories to cherish, i won't ask but i'm sure you had your reasons back then
>>33655320fanime women
>>33654904meow
>>33655315>in his defense he was just jealousOk you are a troll.
>>33655300What a lucky guy. I hope he ravishes you again today.
>>33655307I've told you before that I like you...
>>33655320anime women. let us know if you find anything fun. i discovered the neet girl thread in /d/ yesterday, that was fun
Women, is jealousy hot?
>>33655295https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IuqCXoX9Kv4
>>33655300Somebody's ovulating...
>>33655307Doubt
>>33655332When isn't our little baka horny?
>>33655329f, depends on your reaction to jealousy. it's normal to feel jealous. it can be cute if it causes him to try a little harder for my attention, or be showoffy, or grab me in public etc. it's not cute at all if he's demanding to look through my texts or forbidding me to go out or trying to control my behavior in any way
>>33655329To me, not at all.
>>33655327this is why we can't have sex, what about who said it before you?you should have said "i like you anon" freshly clean with the server reset>>33655333yeah i won't, i never lose
I think I might need Blatinx pussy just one more time..
I've noticed I fuck her harder if I'm feeling jealous.
>>33655338>what about who said it before you?That were femanons lying to you.
Yesterday I saw YouTube's alternative theater mode where the video takes the whole screen and you can place the comments on the side, but today I'm not getting that theater mode but the older one where the video simply expands horizontally.How do I get the newer theater mode again?New theater mode:https://files.catbox.moe/eozyed.jpeghttps://files.catbox.moe/dqyqyn.jpegOld theater mode:https://files.catbox.moe/dcu5fp.jpeg
>>33655344
>>33655329i don't find it appealing, it feels like it makes the man sound less confident and co-dependent and i'm not into that
>>33655340Enjoy the STDs.
>>33655300What positions did you do?
>>33655344lmao
>>33655347>>33655351What?
Exhib I found this and thought you'd be into it
>all the alt/goth/different girls here are fat or gay>all the in shape ones are fucking karashian wannabe golddiggersbeing slavic is such suffering
>>33655343nice save, i think that if we make that everyone was female before you i could close an eyethey were not anons in the first place though but don't tell anyone
>>33655353>you'd be into it*in it
>>33655353Who, me? I'd never...
>>33655355>they were not anons in the first place thoughTrue, the were all me larping as a genderbent version of myself.Just as horny, just as naughty.
>>33655244Your question implies that a man would generally prefer porn to his partner and I don't think that's trueBut in your case it is especially not truePorn, at least in my case, is a stand-in for intimacy because I have none. If I had legitimate intimacy I'd vastly prefer that
Do tomboys like white moids?
femanon, are you a baddie?
>>33655357Kekd>>33655358Did you read the old greentext about a guy that got seduced by a skinwalker but was too scared to continue?
>>33655363yes im awful
>>33655366>Did you read the old greentext about a guy that got seduced by a skinwalker but was too scared to continue?I did not. Do you know where one could find it? You know, so I can avoid it.
>>33655363im a goon
>>33655354I still would.
>>33655244for me its more of a time thing. I dont have time for sex all the time. If you could have something like>come home>throw her on the bed>fuck her>boom done>get dressed>get back on the grindthen surebut women dont want that, so jerking off is meta
>>33655350we were cuddling on the couch watching anime then we fucked when the episode ended, didn't even take my dress off, just pulled down the front to play with my tits, lifted up my skirt fucked me then came on my ass. then we went and played video games for a while. then he tied me up with a box tie and fucked me doggy. came so many times. i was losing my mind. then we went to sleep. but i had cramps so i didn't sleep well lol
>>33655374>>33655367They bad, therefor they be.
>>33655362>Do tomboys like white moids?We're bbc only
What does menstruation smell like?
>>33655377>I dont have time for sex all the time.Then you should make time for it, autist.
>>33655360yeah that could work but i'm not doing it ok, i'm going to sleep without sex again for now, please honor my legacy by sexing the other anons
>>33655378Ugh, that sounds so hot.
>>33655385I have to work nigga
>>33655362they absolutely do
>>33655386No, I am bound to you now and I will later masturbate to the thought of you.I am a determined fuck.Got any things like kinks or scenarios you like especially and I should imagine?
>>33655374>im a goonI'm a widooooow
women how many fingers can you take?
The women are being evil again :(
hearing normies sex lives fills me with disgust, i hate you
>>33655363yeah, i got a body like those fuckdolls they advertise on the nsfw boards. not the absurd one but the one with a little tummy jiggle
Do liberals really define a woman as “a person that identifies as a woman”?
>>33655397
>>33655397You know what you're doing writing that.
>>33655371I just checked my own cache of greentexts but I couldn't find it, I was hoping you might have it actuallyI'll ask around on /x/
>>33655392i will transform myself into a fat and hairy man so you will be free from my cursei'm really not able to keep up even just to sillypost
>>33655394i hate being fingered, men's fingernails are usually grotesque
>>33655397sit on my face
>>33655411sorry, i'm already someone else's fuckdoll
>>33655410>men's fingernails are usually grotesqueOh you just hate men
>>33655409Ok, sorry...
>>33655412nta but describe this person right now
>>33655412understandable, have a good evening
>>33655396Someday a man will be making love to you.
>>33655397In what part of the world do they build them like this?
>>33655397And booby jiggle?
>>33655413i don't hate men, go hang out with your friends and look at their nails. a lot of dudes just chew theirs off or have never washed the grime out from under the tips...
>>33655415chadlet...
>>33655422Nta but can confirm I've seen thisI fall into it myself sometimes as a depressed burnout but I maintain them when I'm feeling up to it since it's easy and sorta relaxing
>>33655420why wouldn't boobies jiggle lil bro?
>>33655425oh alright sure
>>33655420my boobs are medium but they are really big for my frame, so they bounce
>>33655104I would assume if Charlie Kirk did want people gunned down he at least didn't want it done with furry bullets.
>>33655413NTA and apparently she did mean gross but I have to say a lot of guys don't seem to realize you can't make clawing motions inside or around the clit unless your fingernails are really short and filed... You'll just scratch her up otherwise. In general men tend to overuse the ends of their fingers instead of that pad. I LOVE being fingered if it's done well, but if it hurts, even a bit and sometimes, it is impossible to relax and enjoy it at all.
>>33655434Me tearing off my fingernails so my future gf never gets this anxiety
ive never had sex but i actually want to be good at fingering
If you don't have a gf like this there's no reason to look after your nails
>>33655438Honestly if you keep them short and filed before sex you are already golden. Especially because as I mentioned the flat of your fingertip is what you should use, not the actual end, so your nail should line up horizontally with her bits and not be in a position to hurt. But yes please do remember to cut + file!
>>33655434So why do girls shove my hand down there if they're scared of scratching? I hate touching pussies but I do take care of my nails.
>>33655441My girlfriend is the most beautiful and sexiest and interesting person in the world to me.Of course she would be worth it, but I keep my hands clean regardless.
>>33654728>Dream about having s thicc gf>Wake up>She's not real>Dad immediately asks me to have with some construction side project bullshit he insists on doing himself instead of the people he originally hired>Morning ruinedHow to cope with being a virgin loser?
>>33654734MThey ain't yours
>>33655439I'll never have sex but I get annoyed by my nails.
>>33655448Escorts and junk food.
>>33655448>dream of a woman getting on top of me and aggressively making out with me, shoving her tongue down my throat>wake upyeah i know that virgin loser feel
Women are so nitpicky about every little thing when it comes to men. I dont think anyone will ever be good enough for them
>>33655444Either they are lucky enough to have not experienced scratching directly or they hold out hope you know how to avoid it/take care of your nails. Which is apparently true.
Why are women giving single men hell for their nails? Every guy in a relationship takes care of their nales so they wonr hurt their gf
>>33655458Correct. One of our roles is to push men to be better than they are or would be if left to their own devices.
>>33655455How safe are those? I've looked at online escorts in my town but I fear those are either scams or fed honey pots. The closest I've been to anything like that was matching with a girl on tinder, getting her snap, only to finding out she's only talking to guys to tell pussy. (Those are basically the only matches I ever get. Jesus Christ I must be so ugly)>>33655457I think the brain does this as punishment for being sexless losers the same way a woman's period can be seen as punishment for not getting pregnant
>>33655462I was the one who mentioned scratching is a risk but I have never commented on anyone's nails irl. I don't care if they're long or dirty either, just don't notice. It's only when a guy is actively fingering me that I care. And yeah it happens that guys in a relationship fail to trim them, either because they don't realize it matters or because they forget.
>>33655466unfortunately, this is not the truthrather, this isn't what actually motivates women in this case
>>33654728Ladies if you found out your boyfriend secretly liked to crossdress as Astolfo what would be your reaction?
>>33655363No, but I give as good as I get if someone starts something. >>33655384Blood.>>33655395Boo!
>>33655469>And yeah it happens that guys in a relationship fail to trim them, either because they don't realize it matters or because they forget.This never happens.... Guys bend over backwards to please women......
>>33655481Dude I have had three partners and not one of them I have never had to ask to take a break to quickly cut their nails down. Sure they'd be totally apologetic and accomodating. But you live in a fantasy if you think every guy in a sexual relationship is bending over backwards about every little detail and remembering it all too.
>>33655481>Guys bend over backwards to please womenRetard, men and relationships in general are not a monolith
For guys- >If u have gf or wife why watch porn at all/anymore? I’m not judging but every time my fiancé watches it I feel a little betrayed and it also makes me question my self confidence like if I am enough for him or something.>>5971754
Do women like this exist?
>>33655482> I have had three partners and not one of them I have never had to ask to take a break to quickly cut their nails dowUnreal, you had to ask them to trim their nails? Wtf....>>33655483We are
Men, if your girlfriend wanted you to play a specific videogame while she watched, but you didn't really like the game that much, would you still do it sometimes, or would you refuse?
>>33655468>I think the brain does this as punishment for being sexless losersI want that image to happen to me
>>33655484>>33655257
>>33655458nah, my man is perfect and wonderful but you'd all call him a simp/loser/etc. that's why he gets an insatiable fuckdoll like me and you don't
>>33655490I don’t play video games and I will never have a girlfriend
>>33655475bend over white boy
>>33655489>Unreal, you had to ask them to trim their nails? Again on an occasion they forgot, not in general, but sometimes sure. Failing to have your nails perfectly trimmed down and smooth for a first date is very different from being in a years long relationship, the rest of life (work, family, what not) going on - yeah sooner or later someone could easily forget, it's just human.
>>33655495why are you talking to me
>>33655490Yeah, i wouldn't mind. I dont care for Stardew valley, but if a hypothetical gf wanted me to play with her, i'd do it for hours
I think my dad has autism or something
>>33655494sybau
>>33655497I just got hard imagining ur my imaginary girlfriend wanting to peg me
>>33655462>local incel crashes out over minimal expectation of personal hygiene
>>33655475estrogenic faggot
can you guys think of a reason a guy would give me his contact information in a hobby thread, and then after i messaged him, he would choose to just never respond? it wasn't even a message that could be taken in a weird way, it was just like "the thread died, let me know if you wanna talk about that thing like you said"
>>33655502stay dry with your crusty ass nails babes
>>33655504it's actually the constant talking down to men that these tiny things are preventing them from getting a gf (lol)some of us are OCD cleanfreaks, here
For guys- >If u have gf or wife why watch porn at all/anymore? I’m not judging but every time my fiancé watches it I feel a little betrayed and it also makes me question my self confidence like if I am enough for him or something.>>>/wsg/5971754
>>33655490Would you crawl under my desk and suck me off while I play it?
>>33655503you're welcome
>>33655507
>>33655508>continues crashing out over answer he didn't like in an ask the opposite gender anything threadwhy don't you go blogpost in gioyc, then? no one is forcing you to read answers to questions here, which will obviously revolve around dating, sex, and love.
>>33655511maybe for a bit but i want to watch. i'd rather do that when you play games i don't like.
>>33655490Yeah I'd do that
>>33655490It depends on the game desuI might need her coaching if she knows more about it but doesn't want to play
>>33655488Yeah I exist.
>>33655515How about you suck me off really well and clean up my cock properly, then I'll play your game?Which one is it btw?
>>33655512Thanks femanon :3>>33655505I don't take estrogen but I am a 5'6 cute boy :3
>>33655504You're not owed personal hygiene, if I wanna hobomax I should be able to hobomax
>Mother natureWhere are her tiddies and holes?
>>33655514I didn't make that post, but anon was posting in accordance with the ongoing discussion
>>33655522i like these games where you systematically clean up stuff a lot, its really satisfying, but i don't really like all the tedious parts, but i also don't want to just watch a youtube video because it's not actually being cleaned it was already cleaned.
>>33655524ok, feel free? i don't care what you do and i never did
>>33655530Thank you, I'm happy there are more people like you who don't mind me ripping wet farts in the public
>>33655527yes, of which i was also a part of
>>33655535sure, do whatever you want, and don't cry when your actions have consequences like not getting laid.
>>33655525>he doesn't climb mountains or cave dive so he doesn't want to fuck the earth or caress her curves.
>>33655529I have never played any of those.But if I could call you my little deep cock cleaner, while your head bobs up and down, I would play it for you a bit afterwards.
>>33655537>ImplyingShitting your pants in Publix doesn't matter on tinder, having chad face does
>>33655536so maybe you should take your bitching to gioyc yourself?
>meet girl>half of the time she just talks about video games>mfw I play games for maybe 3 hours a week nowadaysI thought women don’t play video games wtf happened
>>33655490Id rather watch her play it desu.
>>33655545would you let me curl up in your lap and rub my shoulders and stuff while i do it
>>33655543i was literally answering a question in the ask and answer questions thread, of which you opt in to reading, despite clearly having a bad time. mental illness?
>>33655490makes much more sense for me to watch her play it instead
>>33655544maybe 15 years ago
>>33655548Posting "ur incel" bait and then complaining about the quality of other people's posts. Incredible.
>>33655544that's an alt-right myth, half of all gamers are women.
>>33655509I'd watch it if I need to get off real quick and she's busy or unavailable. I wouldn't do it if I had the option of being intimate with her thoughAlthough I might want to show her some things I've looked at for ideas
>>33655555Digits of truth.
>>33655555Digits
>>33655509
>>33655544Everyone plays video games. I’m playing FFX and South Park: Stick of Truth
>>33655509Some are addicted, others are lacking that intimacy, some do it because of fetishes they don't believe their partner would be okay with, and some other stuff. Shouldn't you talk to them about it?>>33655546Personally I'm too autistic to easily feel comfortable with that but I can't see why other people wouldn't.
Harpy Hare, where have you buried all your children?
>>33655554you are too dumb to keep posters straight so maybe you should stop trying, anon.
>>33655555Based.>>33655564Yeah uno came with xbox
>>33655568If you butt into this discussion like a retard, that's on you, not me.
>>33655546NtaCan we also talk during it or is it the kinda thing where you just want to perfectly focus on the game? If we can talk I'm happy to do that
>>33655571Deal with it, nigger.
My abusive ex started showing up in my social circles after having not seen them for 2 years, how do I get rid of them? Cancel on instagram stories or should I just let it go?
>>33655571ok, you clearly can't even remember 2 posts at the same time. good luck with your low iq bait-chan
why do some women shift into mom bods (not milf) in their mid to late 20s?
>>33655565you're not comfortable with cuddling??
>>33655574>>33655577schizophrenia on display
>>33655578do you think it could have anything to do with having children or is that too farfetched
>>33655572oh yeah we can talk, it's a background kind of game anyway. i listen to podcasts. i just get fatigued and i mostly want to feel the "i'm completing the checklist" feeling more than i want to actively do the actions yk
>>33655580does it tire you out? being so stupid?
>your post got commandeered Cry about it
>>33655583those are separate cases. i'm talking about single, childless women who looked great at the start of their 20s but now look like burnt out mothers in their mid 20s. round or square instead of curvy or angular
>>33655575Just tell people and ignore them.
>>33655578>why do women suddenly hit second puberty around the age when they should be hitting second pubertyGeee golly willikers, idk, it's a big mystery.>asshole
>>33655594should I try and get them cancelled from the scene or just tell my close friends?Because they're very unpredictable, I haven't had any contact for ages now but they used to send me deranged and hateful messages/indirect threats
>>33655603Tell friends, and show evidence if possible. They will cancel themselves out if they are still developmentally stunted as they were when they were with you.
>>33655606Yeah I have the texts they sent me with indirect threats and emotional abuse
F1 is stupid
>>33655575Block them and make your instagram profile private. Beware of alt accounts. Don’t give them an opening.
>>33655603Tell a few people you absolutely trust. Better safe than sorry
>>33655578What even is a mom bod
kissing femanon's neck
Women need to get into books and cooking instead of video games...
>>33655620>Women need to get into booksequivalent to saying "men need to crank it to porn instead of video games"
Women need to be more horny. The world would be a better place
Men need to get into football and carpentry instead of video games...
>>33655625football gives brain damage
>>33655585Okay then yeah in that case I would be down for yhatHow would you feel about something like an RPG though with lots of sidequests you can complete like that?
>>33655626so does porn
>>33655578Poor diet and lack of exercise catches up when their metabolism starts to slows down
>>33655624Sorry but I'm horny only for my crush
>>33655625I had a based dad who got me into carpentry since my brother was too into his video games. Felt good.
I'm horny!
>>33655629but porn is easier to recover from
any other hags here have explosive boob growth when you hit 25? my body is than ever these days, i finally have the hourglass figure i wanted when i was young
>>33655620No
>>33655627the thing that bothers me about rpgs is that it seems like they are designed to never be done or totally finished. i like levels i can 100% and be done with forever. farmer joe will want me to find his lost sheep 100 times you know
>>33655620I do need to cook healthier meals …
Femanons, what type of vidya are you into? Do you prefer single player or multiplayer? Pvp or Co-op? Moids can answer too.
>>33655638i had a growth spurt at nineteen, but i'm not 25 yet so maybe i will then too
>>33655638Nope, I put on weight but my chest is still flat as a board
>>33655638Not explosive but they did keep growing until mid-twenties, and that's without overall weight gain or pregnancy. Made me all the more baffled that some surgeons will enlarge breasts of eighteen year old girls...
>>33655617square or circle silhouette rather than hourglass or a softer oval. skin starts to sag, double-chin despite no change in body fat, wrinkles, skin glows less, hair thinner or more straw-like, bigger and more solid face shape
>>33655633Hi horny I’m dad!
>>33655648does it make you sad that you have to respond to your own posts because no one took the bait you offered?
>>33655620MWhy did I get more into books and cooking as I aged whereas the average woman did the opposite?
>>33655638It’s not a thing, you’re either lying or having aggressive tumors. I’m guessing the first one
people having sex makes me insecure
>>33655643I like action-rpg the most. I prefer single player or co-op.
>>33655659PLAP
>>33655658nta now you're aggressive to other posts because your mom bod bait flopped. how sad
>>33655655it's not bait and that wasn't me. i'm curious because i don't speak to women and have noticed the women around my age getting uglier while i keep looking better.
>>33655661what does this post mean, anon?
>>33655643I prefer single player but I haven't been playing vidya lately anyway... Last thing I played was KOTOR
>>33655665means he is putting his penis in you
>day 5 of no gfwhen am I supposed to feel sad? feel really good 2bqhwyl, calm, relieved, hopefully for the future
GenderWhats going on your manifesto when you snap? Hardmode: cant be i cant breed
>>33655648Didn't happen to me. Then again I was never one for drinking and partying, I fixed my diet, lost some weight. My parents are aging well too, so I guess I've got good genes>>33655655There's no need to be so paranoid
>>33655624We are very horny, but men's horny and women's horny are two different things. Men will fuck anything that moves when they're horny, women will commit crimes against humanity when they're horny
>>33655625I don't have the space or funds for carpentry
women do you ever get intrusive thoughts to bite off a pp during bj?
>>33655640That's mostly a bethesda or skyrim specific thing, not so much an RPG thingThere's lots of content but you can definitely 100% most of them
>>33655676Nice try fed
women I just assembled my 5th lego F1 carcalm down, there's enough of this dick to share
Men look at her cute little tittiesDo you support palestine now?
>>33655701You may have better luck on Reddit bro
moid, why do you hold back your warm embraces? :(
>>33655707Nobody wants to embrace me and desu I don't blame them
>>33655707risk of boner
>>33655650Hi!
>>33655704who is that
>>33655707Tfw no moid to cuddle with
>>33655709>>33655713*hugs*
>>33655707the restraining orders
>>33655718you understand!
>>33655707women dont want that shit from what I can tellcant be soft as a man
>>33655719*hugs u back*
>>33655717Gretta Goonberg
>>33655707I like giving firm, hard, intimate hugs. Women always complain I'm squeezing them too tight.
>>33655728wait is that who that is? lmao
>>33655728she should put some clothes on
>>33655707Because women don't want them.
>>33655707I got canceled for hugging some autistic woman back
>>33655721>>33655723>>33655725>>33655729>>33655734>>33655740:* :* :* :* :* :*
https://youtu.be/pceFDPAxLe0Why did JH ghost QT?
>>33655742
>>33655744because he is literally the joker
Need MGS playing egirl gf
>>33655742It's true. Women don't like men anymore.
>>33655750Easy
>>33655750Knew a girl like this that turned out to be gay
It's crazy how TPP holds up
You guys tried DS?https://youtube.com/shorts/pZE-chKv8s0
>>33655734Yeah, what women really want are cat pics
>>33655759Twitch plays pokemon?
>>33655765Yeah I used to have a DS and a 3DS. Pokemon on them was awesome.
>>33655670>day **** of no gfIt comes and goes in waves
>>33655766They always want what men can't or won't give them, because they don't like men.
>>33655766I keep delivering cat pics but still no gf
>>33655638Prove it right now
>>33655707We have a code
>>33655771>>33655773No.
>>33655793kojima is a bum
Why are women complaining that their bf/husband never touches them? Do women need to be touched?
I'd let Kojima fuck my wife or daughter if he asked
>>33655719boiyoiyoiyoingggg
>>33655797Yeah you need to constantly touch her
>>33655793Kojima is a god
>>33655625I'm into cooking and videogames and carpentry. Why do you think people are only allowed to pick one hobby? Memes?
>>33655676Why would you write down your thoughts if you can't sell them, fed boy?
>>33655750I need to play with his metal gear solid.
>>33655797I would/do..only by him. I hate touchy-feely people otherwise but [would] want his touch all the time..
>>33655830who is he
>>33655835Someone one I don't have yet -_-
Moids,Would you float your couches into the ocean?
>>33655838what is he like in your head
why isn't amazon letting me buy domains from them? do they know that I am up to no good?
>>33655843Elbow length hair auburn to dark, really pale, adorable turned-up button nose, cute lips, light green eyes with fair eyelashes, soft-spoken, thoughtful, creative, but sensible mind, kindhearted,
>>33655264That makes sense, sorry for what I started
Is this the first time BV has posted a selfie?
>>33655858Lol
I guess things are always meant to fall apart, for me anyway.
>>33655870Spill the tea or take it to gioyc you tease
>>33655871https://youtu.be/aNuDJ_JZHmQ
State gender.Thoughts on cuckolding when it involves another woman "stealing" the wife/girlfriend away from the guy?
>>33655878FSounds fun
I really hate women.
>>33655878only if im doing the cucking
>>33655884FemBVLL
>>33654733Going to Disneyland with my mom
>>33655797What women complain about this? Men are constantly touchy-feely, while women keep getting "touched out" or getting annoyed about their man being "needy" if he wants to cuddle too much.
>>33654742mLove it
>>33655878FWhy are you all obsessed with cucking? I'm so sick of this shit
>>33655894Not OP but aww I can relateWhat were/are your favorite attractions?
>>33655878I can steal women. I kicked a dude out of his own bed and he had a 12" dick.
>>33655878mkinda hotthough it would be hotter if my gf brings home different girls and pegs them>>33655884please fuck my girlfriend
>>33655881Would you be the other woman, or the girlfriend?
>>33655906h-how?
>>33655910Either is fine. Like the guy/bf is the one not getting any and wants to be cucked? I’m new to these ideas
>>33655911Easy, she takes up the entire bed.
>>33655903Splash mountain is #1 for meSpace mountainDoing tea cups and the buzz lightyear shooter ride with my momI like the haunted Mansion during Halloween and Christmas when they add a bunch of stuff.Indian Jones is fun when the wait time isn't 2 hours or the ride breaks down half the time.
What were you wearing when he raped you?
>>33655911I got thing-a-ma-bobs. Told him to sleep on the couch since he wants to be a slut and go drink with women that would murder him. If you think I'm obese, that chick couldn't pry him out of her folds on her own. Makes sense he was retarded, all his blood drains out of his head to the other one.
>>33655916I LOL'dNTA
>>33655704No, I hope she capsizes and drowns, so that she will meet Charlie Kirk in Hell.
i shouldn't say i love you, i don't know your name...
>>33655931I will show you that I love you by holding you down to the ground and dry humping you, and then pulling down my pants to jizz all over your back.
>>33655620No, I am the cook.
>>33655919>SplashMe too! I'll never get over it being gone.. -_-I did the Buzz shooters on my last trip with mom too, then she wanted to go a second time with dad and other siblings, it was funMy favorites are Splash, Alice, Casey Jr. regular Haunted Mansion, Matterhorn and Big Thunder
>>33655931Folk on the street call me Nanny Jiggers.
>>33655922Cleaner uniform. I was a cleaner on a ship, he was the first officer and the captain knew he raped me and didn't do shit about it (other than telling me not to report it to anybody)
>>33655941That reminds me of my nanny who gave my penis boob jobs with her big, bulbous jiggers when I was young. I orgasmed so many times on my nanny's tits when I was a kid.
The depressed feeling has made me incapable of feeling bitter so that’s an improvement I think I’m growing
This morning I woke up to a spider on my penis. Was it trying to suck my cock?
>>33655931>your nameHello Mrs. Robinson.
>>33655947Homeboy that’s cobwebs
>>33655947Does your dick look like it's worth sucking?Probably not.
One time I made a mananon laugh and I wish I could remember what I said
>>33655931You don’t know my name
>>33655940>Alice>MatterhornThe line for those are always so long I usually don't bother.Big thunder is fun but I always feel like my ribs hurt after.I went to Disneyland for high school graduation with my class and we got to stay a few hours after they closed and it was fun just spamming rides over and over again.I went on Splash mountain 23 times that night.Have you only been to CA Disneyland or any others?
>>33655956Probably something funny.
>>33655951i am a guy but okay
>>33655962Such a disappointing reply...You quoted a song by Porter Robinson and I hinted at that by quoting the song "Mrs. Robinson" by Simon & Garfunkel.
>>33655960I'm pretty sure CA Disneyland is actually CIA Disneyland. It's an MK Ultra experiment.
>>33655961Ok wise guy
>>33655966Simon and Garfunkel suck ass. Most '60s-'70s folk music is sleepy, boring-ass shit. Though miraculously, 2010s-2020s Folk Punk is somehow even worse.
>>33655968Dropped the charade of being all sentimental pretty fast.
>>33654728I wish I were gay.I hate being attracted to women. Vaginas are ugly and women are awful, yet I'm attracted to them, why?
>>33655971What?
Why do women hate men so much?
>>33655971That's how most "nice guys" operate. They'll pretend to be sweet until they learn the interest isn't reciprocated and then they'll have meltdowns like a child with Defcon Level 1 Autism.
>>33655960That sounds fun- we never got to stay after closing but we did get to go to several cast preview days of rides I've only been to CA
>>33655966oh no that IS a disappointing response lmao. what can i say, can't win em all :p
>>33655967>I'm pretty sure CA Disneyland is actually CIA Disneyland. It's an MK Ultra experiment.You know too much.I'm getting my orders right now from the chip in my head, ready or not, I'm coming.
>>33655977Read the book-length essay "I Hate Men" by Pauline Harmange to understand this. It is about why misandry is the societally correct response to institutionally embedded misogynism.
Have you ever pursued a relationship with someone after they raped or sexually assaulted you?
>>33655988Yes and they said no lmao
>>33655984You jest but I'll do it, I'll fucking do it, I'll read it for real. It's now added to my backlog.NTA though.
>>33655990NTA but WHY did you try?
>>33655984Are all women really on the same wavelength as radical feminist activists, though?>institutionally embedded misogynismLeaving aside the fact that "misogynism" isn't a real word, that hasn't existed for multiple generations now.
>>33655992I was having an irrational response to the worst thing to have ever happened to me
>>33655878>Thoughts on cuckolding when it involves another woman "stealing" the wife/girlfriend away from the guy?MI'm down. Imagine a /fit/ babe domming your girl. Hnnnnng.
>>33655912>Like the guy/bf is the one not getting any and wants to be cucked?Yes, exactly!
She’s going to die
>>33655995Have you ever been rejected?
>>33656002That sounds fun to me!
>>33656006Many times
>>33655707>moid, why do you hold back your warm embraces? :(Like hugging? I don't want to make you uncomfortable, or be weird about the boob squish.
>>33655638Did you just get on bc?
>>33656005Who?
>>33655884Meaning you'd be the wife/gf?
>>33656000NTA How do I make sure I get a bf who won't think this way? About any form of cucking ?
>>33654728Women, would you rather fuck the guy on the left or right?
>>33656026Find a guy who's exclusively a dom
>>33656029Right
>>33656005Julian? What are you up to?
I just booked my flight for a three week long holiday in Oct/Nov.I'll try my best to stay away from atoga...
>>33656031I'm not into bdsm though
>>33654738It appears so
The fact that these MTN-HTN phenotype men are starting to replace the usual incel phenotype of crazed political shooters isn't a good sign, it means that we are living in a society where everyone is going to be low class eventually but there will still be a top of the ladder, the worst of communism and capitalism all at once.
Women, do you understand that you are very hateable and fully deserve it?
>>33656036I wasn't able to post to 4chan at all from Austria when I visited. I could read it, but not post. I was range-banned lol.
>>33654738They like everyone because they're the lowest on the sexual hierarchy list. Their own men don't like them.
>>33656036Honeymoon?
Good night, atoga. Women are awful. Very gross and nasty gender!
>>33656037NtaYou don't need to be and neither does he.
>>33656037Maybe a guy who doesn't watch porn?
Women would you rather a man who is toned and very aesthetic, but not very strong? or a very strong man who is not aesthetic?
>>33655839This seems kinda fun. Not out in the middle of the ocean tho
>>33656026I think most guys "into cucking" aren't acutally into it, they just like the thought of their girlfriend losing themselves to uncontrollable lust.Sort of like women with rape kinks where the guy they want has uncontrollable lust over them.
>>33656044I have been range banged from hotel wifi before too on 4chan. Makes you wonder what kind of fucking weird shit people do to get that?! And doing it while you are at a hotel on top of that...>>33656046No, just alone..
Why have you abandoned human dignity and goodness, for a life of sodomy and homosexual practises? I trusted you. I thought you were good and moral! But instead you have chosen this damnable path of gay behaviour. WHY?
Girls I need to fall in love again, I need to tell SOMEONE I love them
>>33656051Thats what I think too>>33656050But isn't that a bdsm thing?
>>33656039that's cool schizo-chan. Can you explain what a MTN-HTN phenotype is?
>>33655083>>33655096Damn, we got hotties ITT.
>>33656061Don't reply to it...
>>33656054Eh- both of those ideas gross me out
>>33656064but I need to know what MTN-HTN is
>>33656055Stay safe. Enjoy yourself.
>>33656062Or discord egirls.
>>33656069does it even count if is online?
>Slow ass threadAre femanons getting ready for their dates?
where femanons? :(
>>33656072They went to Jupiter to get more stupider.
>>33656072I replied to one post and nobody cared
>>33656071I think a lot of atoga posters are college students, since we were getting 2,500-3,000 post threads last week, now it's dead.
>>33656070Depends on how people define it.But I think some femanon talked about online experiences too.
>>33656067Some transgender thing. That guy is just one of those conspiracy nutters looking for a scapegoat, and in his case it happens to be transgender people.
>>33656068Thanks, I hope I will.
>>33656074My head was already empty.
>>33655036i am actually this as a male, but i plan soon on getting a tattoo
>>33656085yay cat poster is here!
>>33656036Cool, what do you plan on doing?
Anons should I spend most of my time barefoot at home if my feet ache from work?
>>33656089which ever one hurts less?
>>33656067Mid tier normie, high tier normie.>>33656079It has nothing to do with trannies, dumbass.
>>33656089Feet need to breath every day but if your feet hurt from work you need to fix that with better foot wear, it's not a thing to solve after the fact
>>33656089Do you have flat feet? Hard floors can make it worse if you do.
>>33655878MI fantasize alot about homewrecker stuff. It's nothing to do with my hypothetical girlfriend, it's just I know from past experience a woman trying to steal you is very forward and dresses very slutty for you, and that's sexy
>>33656067>>33656061Mid tier normie-High tier normie.Basically the fourth placers, not Chad Lites or Chads or Giga Chads. People who are fit, 5'11 or so, and fairly good looking but not hot, cute, much less stunning, but these people should have been guaranteed stable happy lives not political radicalization, it 100% is indicative society is at best going to collapse, or worse, devolve.
>>33655062Fag
>>33656088I'm going to Spain.I aksed a few weeks ago in here if I should go to Greece or Spain and talked with an anon who really sold me on Crete. But then I found out that Greece is full of aggressive stray dogs and hikers encounter them often too.So I ended up switching it up with Spain. Want to visit Barcelona, Madrid, Valencia and some smaller places along the coast.I used to work with a Spanish guy, so he gave me a few tips and ideas.Might also check out Gibraltar.
>>33655878I've dated a bisexual woman and literally drove her to her gf's house so they could spend time together. But that's because I *didn't* consider it stealing her.Playing with the idea and wants would be fine but I don't get anything out of cuckoldry. Either she's mine or she isn't.I don't get it but whatever.
>>33656029>Women, would you rather fuck the guy on the left or right?Luigi, physically in the right side of the image. Politically, left of center.>>33656052>Women would you rather a man who is toned and very aesthetic, but not very strong? or a very strong man who is not aesthetic?Aesthetics are easier to achieve than strength. I would pick the strong guy and make a masterpiece out of the large block of marble.>>33656057>Why have you abandoned human dignity and goodness, for a life of sodomy and homosexual practises?You didn't see her ass. No one can resist such temptation.>>33656072>where femanons? :(I'm pooping
>>33656098I think I have a low arch and overpronate a little bit.
>33656005>She’s going to dieIs Julian actually about to try and kill somebody?
>>33656089That sounds like a great question for a doctor.
>>33656089no, you should use flip flops
>>33656104>I'm poopingMale hands. Real women dont do that
>>33656105Gonna agree with the other anon and suggest flip flops.
>>33656111If it's any consolation, I eat about 40 - 50 grams of fiber a day, so I can wipe a bunch of the time and it comes back clean. I still use the bidet tho.
Femanon, whats your quirk?
femoids, your obsession with your partner watching porn is peculiar. you take it way too personally and don't even bother to try and empathize with a guy which is crazy cuz if you did, you'd realize how meaningless porn is and be glad your guy would rather jerk it to other people than cheat on you lol
>>33656117The Almighty
>>33656104Do you agree with her? >>33656038
>>33656116>I eat about 40 - 50 grams of fiber a dayhow?
>>33656089Time to get better shoes for work. Or a better job.
*lets out a small fart, hoping no one hears*
Do you ever think about how if you had not met her you would still be depressed and watching vtuber clips all day?
>>33656120
>>33656129The opposite, I'd be much better off had I never met her.
>>33656128You know whats funny? I have a really good sense of smell. Like i can remember the different smells of various family and friends. When people fart, there is a very small hint of the person's overall smell. So 90% i know who farted because i can smell the person's normal scent mixed in. (Yes, i might be autistic)
>>33656130hey, i love my little dick, bro does his best for me and i love him for that
Women, how many times do you think you'll masturbate this weekend?
>>33656137It is never enough.
femanon, whats your excuse for not being my gf?
>>33656122>Do you agree with her?Sort of. I have noticed that the black women who go for white guys and straighten their hair tend to be very good wife material. Very loyal and they act white. Like when you see white guys in the NFL, that's the type of black women they marry. I love seeing it because broke black boys on Twitter and Insta crash out over it.>>33656123>how?Keto bread/tortillas, meal replacements and protein shakes with fiber, and just eating a bunch of fruit and vegetables. I try not to eat a lot of junk food.>>33656129>Do you ever think about how if you had not met her you would still be depressed and watching vtuber clips all day?This hits way too close to home.>>33656137>Women, how many times do you think you'll masturbate this weekend?At least two times, but maybe four. I've been a little on edge lately, especially weaning off the benzos.
>>33656137you guys always ask this as if there's like, One Masturbate, Two Masturbates, when it's kind of an endless ebb and flow with no borders
>>33656144NtaNot everybody does it JH-style.
Tired girlYeah, youThis is your future sleepy husbandLet's go take our comfort nap togetherYou're the best
>>33656144>One Masturbate, Two Masturbatesthis is how it works for men
>>33656147Creepy.
>>33656111I mean, "she" is literally an autistic brown tranny obsessed with cartoons
>>33656147I'm a 26 year old man
>>33656144We're biased. Your way sounds much more interesting.
>>33656143Since we're asking for your takes on coomer posts: thoughts on this one? >>33655878
>>33656139Not even for the moment?
>>33656131really? what did she do
>Nepal protestors elected a new prime minister on discordWhy cant the rest of the world be this based?
>>33656143she could have fixed me
I’m horny
MenIs there a way a recently divorced man would *innocently* say goodbye to you in his boxers and reach for a hug before you leave his house?context: we met up so he could give me a few things from his holiday trip, hung out with him and his 2 year old daughter, had dinner, he went to put her to bed, I saw that as my cue to leave and he came over in boxers asking me to stay a bit longer.
>>33656169>he came over in boxers asking me to stay a bit longersex
>>33656164As long as America has Sportsball, America will never change
>>33656162I try not to dwell on it anymore.It'd be a waste of time to explain how she hurt and traumatised me.Not being in contact with her anymore and having met women who actually appreciate me is what that matters to me.
Night night atoga.
>>33656038>>33654738>>33656143hey hey hey now-Broke black boys on twitter and insta crash out over it because of FOMO and jealousy. I feel weird about it because that's my parents. An then my mom has the gall to be upset when I go out with a white girl asking me why I'm not dating a black woman in a <1% black uni, lol. Black ppl have gotta be the biggest interracial hypocrites on the planet. They all wanna date/marry someone outside of their race but then go out and pressure the opposite sex within their race to not racemix. I dunno if any of you noticed that too or not. Some woman did a really good video on it I watched a few years ago. I think this is it:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOsWbKcGf6Qtl;dw there's more 'wife material' black women than 'husband material' black men due to 13% doing 50% and the black men have so much choice they end up taking a roster or dating white girls and the whole thing is fucked
>>33656137I won't. I'll try to recharge myself to get ready for the coming week of waging with people who like making fun of me behind my back.
>>33656169I would say maybe but very likely not. Was he in his boxers the whole time?
>>33656171The thing is, I'm engaged, and he knows this and knows my fiance. :(It just feels like absolute shit.
>>33656169Bro was trying to give you the ol' spicy dadcock
>>33656169to some guys that would be meaningless since women don't see male legs and want to fuck himbut more significant is him inviting you over to "give you things from his holiday trip" (excuse to see you at his house)
>>33656134You are a liar you nonautistic ocd anon.
>>33656169I hate you. Do not contact me again. Ur stuff will be on your porch.
>>33656155>Since we're asking for your takes on coomer posts: thoughts on this one?It may be hypocritical to say I don't enjoy the fetishization of lesbians for a man's sexual gratification, but that's how I feel.>>33656177Don't get it twisted. Black men get upset about it because they feel like they own black women. Black women wanted black men, but black men didn't want them. Now black women are learning they can be treated better and black men are upset that black women don't want them anymore or have actual expectations for black men now.
If I'm told my sister is very pretty and very hot and I'm also told I look just like her does that mean I'm also attractive?Serious answers only please
>>33656190Yes
would you date a female cartel boss?
A stranger walks up past you, leans in, and hisses "I am going to rape you" in your ear. How do you respond?
>>33656194No, I want to work as an analyst in law enforcement.
>>33656180No, only after.>>33656182:(>>33656183I don't know, I've come over before to do some nerd activities (taking apart a gameboy and trying to revive it, for example). We've spoken occasionally through the years, very rarely. So him going to Japan and bringing me a few things didn't feel wrong, at least not until he showed up in his boxers.
>>33656192But1.) I'm only 6'0"2.) My ears seem a bit larger and more prominent horizontally then average, I don't have long hair to hide them like her 3.) my nose tip is slightly crooked and I have a bit of a dorsal hump
>>33656198Good, you've just infiltrated the cartel
For the foidsHow do I subtlety imply a romantic interest to a super shy girl? Do I complement her or what?
>>33656205>Do I complement herYes. And tell her you want to hang out alone.
Women are evil.
>>33656205you literally cannot. if you shouted in my face you loved me i would probably not believe you anyway
hey should i ask my roommates if they want to go to a frat with me? I feel like theyd likley say no and id be embarrassed but it would be so fun if we could. Idk if i should really go to a frat alone so. Im scared that theyd turn me away for being a fat uggo. I mean they lt me into SAE last time but that was the start of the semester so likeBut also i have to like do my homework and like i have a lot. i have to finish like 3 programming projects by the weekend so maybe i shouldnt. But also theres a home game tomorrow and i bought a miniskirt in school colors so like itd be a waste right
>>33656208not all women
My matches have tripled but I’m out of cum and energy to give this is the best feeling ever
>>33656200is he the guy who messages you weird shit?
>>33656210Fraternities are Rape Clubhouses.
>>3365621332...?there is no way men get that few likes. I got 99+ likes within one hour of downloading tinder.
>>33656202>>33656192>>33656190someone please tell me the truth be honest
>>33656206I've done that like 3 times, last time she told me she didn't want to at the last minute, we still walk from uni to her home when we have the same classes thought. >>33656209I don't know if I have a fear to commitment or I'm I just afraid of harming her feelings with what I sometimes consider an impulsive decision if I propose her to date but things don't end up going well for any reason.
>>33656216ohhh larp city ohhhhh moid hands ohhhh
Reminder that Kitten Poster is a larp. She is playing a character. She is not presenting her true self. >>33656216 is her tipping her hand.Do not give in to demoralization.
>>33656210Just ask. It's not that big a deal if they say no.
>>33656215No its okay im too chopped to be raped
>>33655704I’m a huge Greta fan now
im almost 26 years old and i never had a group of friends or a girlfriend?
where do i find anti-status quo gf? (i mean actual anti-status quo btw not fake anti-status quo. if you think the world's issues are like capitalism or colonialism or something else dumb, you are latter group)
>>33656226https://www.veggly.net/
>>33656226You are a retard and you will eventually be raped in prison.
>>33656212Basically all of them, yes.
>>33656221i mean its true tho?inb4>battery2%
How do you feel when certain people rub poo on your dick or vajagoogoo?
i mean do you want me to like record myself swiping through tinder to show you all what the app is like for a mid college girl?
Women, how would you react if there started being rumors your boyfriend or husband was a sexual predator or a rapist?
>>33656236that wouldn't be proof of anything lmfao
>>33656236I want you to get a bf
>>33656236Are you being a fakecel again
>>33656239If she gets one, she will be abused.
>>33656241wrong
>>33656228what an insane idea for a dating app lmao. any girl i'm talking about would be very very unlikely to be vegetarian.maybe i'll just start a cult to find a wife, idk
>>33656236Stop eating until you have a thigh gap
>>33656244Looks like you're pro-status quo after all.
>>33656247>Vegans are the REAL status quo! They want everyone to eat bugs!
would you date a girl who is scraping her face on the floor of bare minimum but is trying really hard and is achieving microscopic victories every so often
Semifinals Timehttps://forms.gle/kxZBi1k2Eh4QxMZT8
>>33656252Yes
>>33656247not even close to the level of status quo that i'm talking about
>>33656252Yes, of course. And I'd rub creamy lotions on her pretty face that she dragged all over that floor, figuratively.
>>33656245:(In my defense ive lost 7lb in the 3 weeks i moved back into the dorms. Im not really sure why cause im not starving myself
>>33656252Sure, why not.>>33656237Jagten…
>>33656252I don't understand what you mean but if she makes me feel wanted, yes
>>33656260Well do go on then, explain what you want. Or does it uphold the status quo to use your words?
>>33656221>She is not presenting her true self.I believe you but since when do atoga anons value someone presenting their true self?I do it all the time and it gets called virtue signalling, lies, manipulation, or other such nonsense.
>>33656252not only would i help her, i'd encourage her and help clean up her messes behind her.
>>33656262how much you weight now?
>>33656252Yeah, sure, but she would think she's too good for me.
Women what are you professional opinions on erections?
>>33656266why the attitude, stinky?
>>336562622 pounds Lost per week is decent Just get your BMI under 21 and you won't be a practice gf anymore
>>33656255>Shego v Tophyou can't do this to me...
>>33656272ahem, yes, let me check my notes...*flip. flip. flip. flip. flip.*to paraphrase, hubba hubba? awoooogaa. etc etc.
>>33656274I'm a covert operative infiltrating ostensibly anti-status quo hideouts such as 4chan with the purpose of undermining your goals and reinforcing the status quo. And you?
>>33656279engaging in psychological warfare with an amateur, it would seem (typical friday evening stuff for me)
>>33656267>I do it all the timeNot intentionally, lol
>>33656267NTA but perhaps your true self is a liar and manipulator?
>>33656232Kek tinder queen
I caught a genuine BPDemon and I think my best course of action is to immediately get her pregnant
>>33656267that's not because we dislike honesty, it's because we fucking hate you man
>>33656270Im 5'10 158lb>>33656275my bmi is 23 i thinkMy goal has been a bmi of 20 for a while since thats the 50th percentile but i eventually had to stop weight loss last year because i was fainting too much. But i guess i can start dieting again
>>33656267I've seen you brag about how you play up your worst qualities when posting here, and IRL everybody loves you because you're a different person there. Something about how getting people to take good advice isn't quite as satisfying as laughing at people who disregard good advice because they dislike its source. Maybe this awful you is the real you and you've forgotten that it was supposed to be your mask.
>>33656292PLAP
>>33656240im not a fakecelone time i was talking to a boy casually, like not a date, and he asked me if im a femcel
>>33656296No guy would ever say that. You overplayed your hand.
>>33656295sir why are you plapping me
>>33654728>Be mid 30s>Haven't dated in over a decade and haven't had a gf since early 20s.>Basically have no idea about online dating etc and have no interest in it.>Seems to be the norm>Coworkers keep pushing I should try it. Refuse.>Try to push people onto me or encourage me I should date soem random women they know etc. >Say I'd rather not because they have kids.>Seem somewhat offended by this or act like I shouldn't be so picky.Is it really wrong to not want to date women with kids? I feel there is more complications I don't want to dealwith outside of the kids, eg the kids father, or taking them to sports all weekend and training throughout the weekId honestly rather be single and incel for the rest of my life than be with a single mother yet people act like thats obsurd or that I'm supposed to be with someone. Is it wrong to have preferences?Heck, I'm even a bit suspicious of women my age who are attractive and have never been married or have kids. Knowing what it's like to be a guy, and how most guys would fuck anything, I find attractive never been married women suspicious.Is that wrong considering I'm single myself?
>>3365629623 bmi giant jewess and can't get fucked? nice larp
>>33656216I cannot compete with you Stacy I kneel
>>33656292You have to supplement electrolytes when dieting. Lots of salt and potassium in water https://m.youtube.com/@SnakeDietYou need to get that BMI under 20 it makes your face look better too not just body
So femanons, I was texting a coworking friend at night and she replied at 8 am next day, i take it she fell asleep, but i didnt pick up from that after she replied, because i figured it would be boring and i'm probably going to be working with her tomorrow anyway, figured we could do chitchat then.Is this excusable? Or shouldn't I have left her on read?
>>33656301No, you’re fine. Most men wouldn’t date single mothers. That’s why they’re single mothers.
>>33656305Is this really a question? Do you overthink every interaction like this?
If you want compliments just schedule free consultations with plastic surgeons
>>33656312Or be born hot
>talk to a handful of moids on a dating app>one of them tells me about his nephew Mark>2 days later>ask another moid how is Mark doing>he doesnt know what I'm talking aboutFuck fuck fuck I'm a fucking retard
>>33656308Yes, yes I do. I wanted to talk to her because she was having some bad time with some shit so she could figure she isn't alone with her stuff, but I also didn't want to take up too much of her time either.
>>33656313>be born hot >barely go outside >not sure if hot or not
>>33656236Yes
>>33656314>”sorry, I was misremembering, haha”Wow that was hard!!
>>33656304Yeah but then my boobs get small. Honestly i think my face looks best at this BMI its my thighs and belly that are too fatAlso i was fainting from hypoglycemia also why do some men like thigh gaps and other want "thunder thighs" wtf? Which is it?
>>33656314yes
>>33656314nah, he was probably high when he told you about Mark and then he forgot about Mark entirely.
>>33656223That isn't how it worksThat is just internalized misogyny.
>>33656252>achieving microscopic victories every so oftenLike remembering to brush her teeth?
>>33656325lol, fuck my reading skills
You were in the Clown Wars? Did you fight in many battles?
>>33656210Your studies are more important, you need to catch up and once you've caught up you can start going to parties.
>>33656252I´d probably want her to get better first on her own.
>>33656293>I've seen you brag about how you play up your worst qualities when posting here, and IRL everybody loves you because you're a different person there.typical
>>33656327well my mom says that pretty girls get assaulted more
>>33656266sorry i had to get to a computer. i am talking about the status quo of humanity in general, and the asymptotic nature of human 'progress'. i need a humanity-rejecting gf.
>>33656331Im never going to catch up though, homework lecture and study consumes like 60+ hours a week
>>33656169>he came over in boxers asking me to stay a bit longer.That is the bigger cue that it had sexual intentions behind it.Unless this is like your brother or cousin.
>>33656317>I wanted to talk to herThen talk to her. She’s a grown woman and if she doesn’t want to talk to you, she won’t reply or will say so.
>>33656331>Your studies are more importantThat's not true, I studied liberal art and ended up working in jobs that made outbound calls for debt collector agencies for 10 years. Useless degree!
>>33656322it's a scientific fact that lean faces look best https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-oN2fzH3LM4
>>33656336Do you have a studying/ HW schedule or do you just do it when you feel like it?
>>33656341what a title
>>33656337Your brother or cousin would probably want to have sex with you too.
>>33656318Post yourself
>>33656344Why me? Are they gay?
>>33656336So your plan is to fall further behind and flunk out of college?You feel silly about being depressed and suicidal over "nothing", so you plan to give yourself "something" to legitimize your depressive fixations?
>>33656338I wanted to talk to herI wanted to tell herhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxKEy8ReeNw
>>33656340Well it sounds like she isn't getting a usess degree so there is that.
>>33656348Men are horndogs who will fuck anything or anyone. Even their own family's.
>>33656338That's not what im afraid about, she was the one who came out of her way so that we'd exchange numbers. I'm rather wondering if i left the impression that i temporarly ghosted her or that i'm a push–pull sort of guy (and wheater if that's not good)
>>33656334I don't think that is accurate.Women with low self worth are targeted more.
>>33656333We hate him for what he is, while they love him for what he isn't, sometimes hate is better
>>33656336i never needed college but maybe consider watching lectures at 2x speed (or faster)? also consider your general algorithm for studying and try to optimize it. might be worth spending some $20 on a chatbot subscription and having them e.g. quiz you on things, critique your works, etc.(don't have them do work for you btw, that is not going to be a workable long-term strategy and you're going to be capping yourself if you do)
>>33656342mostly just do it as it comes. But i did actually use a timer app to figure out how much time i spent so im noy like including the time i dink around on tiktok infront of my textbook it genuinely is like more than full time in terms of hours cause im taking a lot of technical course. Its not like im waking up at 7 and deciding to relax after 6. I usually work on schoolwork and lectures from 10:30 to 1am with some time in between spent messing around on social mediai should make a schedule thoughI have like 8 appointments and interviews next week so i might be a bit cooked
>>33656361>i should make a schedule thoughYou should, also use the pomodoro technique for studying.
I hate women.
>>33656349im exagerating about never being caught up, its just that i work at the same rate im given new assignments. I will admit im pretty depressed compared to my roommates in mickey mouse majors and school stress does tend to legitimize it somewhat but also i do like school stress because it give me purpose and makes me feel like im a hard workeralso i havent taken my medication in days
>>33656369>also i havent taken my medication in daysTake your meds.
>>33656354Just. Talk. To her.
Is coconut oil a good lube?
>>33656369>also i havent taken my medication in daysYeah, that's stupid. You feel irrational when you have bad feelings while life is going well, so you intentionally fuck up your life so that your bad feelings will feel justified. Stop that. Stop being stupid. Stop being stupid and please go away.
>>33656373Use lube as lube, not anything else.
Girls, I have dumb friendship advice to ask and you'd be the best guys to ask.>be me>at this school>bother this random girl>straight up tell her i fumbled xyz girl shit my pants got drunk when i wasnt supposed to other crazy shit>we start talking over chat>we exchange like easily 4000 messages over two months>she leaves the school before i do>welp, she's gone, can't date her. but she'll be my friend!>she continues to reply all the time. sends more messages than i do (i checked the count on discord)>she talks talking about her exes, she says she encountered him xyz i try to give advice>well shes just a friend, so imma ask her>"should i make a tinder, also i should probably go to the college town nearby to hangout around the club to find a gf because im getting >tfwnogf feels">she replies a bit more, tells me she didn't like tinder, though probably just a girl problem since the guys there are gross and weird>replies a bit more>ghosted nowcan i still recoup this? like i dont mind having a diverse set of friends. also i would date her but i decided to no longer consider it since she's 2000 miles away now. taking any and all advice. i dont even know what i want in this scenario.
>>33656370>>33656374i just keep forgetting to take them. Its not on purpse
My bf got drunk and told me my boobs are too small
>>33656377basically my assumption is i friendzoned her and she probably really really really liked me romantically lol. also she left the school a week and a half after i met. her, so works i did ditch the idea pretty quickly. mostly as soon as she left. lol
>>33656378That's not quite true, you know how to set reminders and you have made the decision to not set reminders.
>>33656379So you posted them on /soc/ ?Small boobs are awesome
>>33656379sorry flat-chan
>>33656373it's an okay lube for what it is, but it's shit compared to anything else basic. just go buy some actual lube from a store (or order it on amazon if you're a coward)
>>33656378If I showed up in your doorway naked from the waist down and with my penis erected, would you tug on it or suck it?
>>33656379Tell him to get you pregnant
>>33656390He can get some titcow pregnant
>>33656379Are they small?
>>33656395They look like pale pink-and-white apples.
>>33656395Yes but why does he even date me if he doesnt like them
>>33656395they're on the /soc/ catalog
>>33656371am i really overthinking it that much?
>>33656399Maybe his pee pee gets big and erected from making fun of your teeny titty's
>>33656399Your personality?>>33656401Wasn't why I asked - I wanted to know if she thought they were small herself
>>33656402Yes. By a long shot.
>>33656408hooooooot
>>33656408glad he made you insecure now I get a nice view hopefully he insults your ass next
Moids, when can we expect a "body rate thread I guess, well my girlfriend got drunk and told me that my dick is too small so my brain is ruined now yay" post?
>>33656408her tits are nice though>>33656410well, thanks. in my defense i don't speak to that many people nowadays
>>33656416Neither do I. You just have to go for it. If you want to talk, try to talk.
>>33656415>well my girlfriendain't happening
i wish my belly was that flat
>>33656415We don't have gfs dumbass.
>>33656422Climb stairs
oh! some anons were asking for examples toys when i talked about giving a date a handcrafted toyone example of something i have schematics for is a very, very tiny handheld device the size of a tamagotchi that, when turned on, will scroll through a fractal. could include a little button or two that can change some settings (maybe it changes how the fractal is scrolled through or what kind of fractal is displayed). if i REALLY like the girl, i could create a unique fractal for her...
>>33656415do imaginary gfs count?
>>33656419ffs anon. it's tantalizing
>>33656422We've seen your belly. It's plenty flat enough to be sexy.
Femanons, I feel like the lowest of the low, a piece of shit. I have this to ask.Would you want a random ugly guy to tell you if you have something that's about to tip over and spill out, like a grocery bag?
>>33656427give her a game of a life one
>>33656426i have stretch marks, i need surgery
So many dicks in the soc thread wtf
>>33656436why on earth is the image so washed out??
Anything you draw becomes reality, you also gain god-like skills at drawing.What do you draw?
>>33656435yeah! you get it. i just want to make little curiosities. it's weird that we have these mathematical or computational structures but you don't really ever get to see them, feel like it's neat manifest those into the world. that's just one idea though, another fun idea would be to make a very tiny mechanical toy that has one single hungry hippo that you can make lunge out to eat a thing
>>33656436Stretch marks are cute.
>>33656439a version of me that can draw things even better than i can
Women:Chinese menSouth Korean menJapanese menYou have to marry one, which do you choose?
>>33656438You'd look nice in a midriff shirt
>>33656328like i wore one non pathetic freakalope outfit to the store when i went to get snacks
>>33656438cute belly
>>33656328i did brush my teeth this week tho
>>33656450God I'd love a gf like this
>>33656255NOOOOOOOOOWE COULD'VE PREVENTED THIS SHE SHOULD'VE BEEN IN THE SEMISWHAT THE FUCK IS THAT PINK SHIT SUPPOSED TO BE
>>33656447nice although i don't think any of your lil outfits are pathetic
>>33656439I draw all my inventions, a nice house and I make my penis ginormous huge
>>33656438very nice tummy thank you
>>33656445they're lying if they don't say suicide
>>33656450>this week...
>>33656255>Toph vs ShegoSo...12 years old vs a 16 years old?
>>33656438aren't you all getting banned from posting this?
women, thoughts on being called a good slut?
>>33656462might be hot if the man saying it is hot
>>33656461The leftist mods are all in jail right now for inciting violence following the Charlie Kirk assassination, and the janny is on unpaid leave
>>33656465Probably true lmao
>>33656450Set reminders every day... please.
>>33656462NoAnd if he did, at some point, I would call him one back
always remember,Outward appearance reflects your inner state.If you're ugly on the outside, you're ugly on the inside and vice versa.
>>33656438Are you tightening your skin with your hand? I mean it looks fine I would not judge you for this.
>>33656452why would you ever want this
>>33656476what if i rewire someone's brain to be maximally happy and empathetic, and then burn their face so that they look like a monster?
>>33656476>>33656480I'm putting my penis in both of your butts for this
>>33656436I hope you get permabanned again and finally leave this website for good. Staying here is not good for your mental health.
>>33656479Because she won't judge me for being just as bad, we can just be comfortably gross together
>>33656484she would be stinky though
>>33656455you wouldnt know
>>33656483what did she get permabanned for?
>>33656486I reek right now because I forgot to put on deodorant this morning and I worked all day
>>33656482w-why my butt?
>>33656488Posting nudes
>>33656460SHEGO IS A FUCKING ADULT YOU STUPID FUCK SHE ENDS UP WITH DRAKKEN WHO IS LIKE THE SAME AGE AS KIM'S DAD LEARN THE FUCKING KP LORE BEFORE YOU START TALKING SHIT FFS
>>33656487perhaps not, but obviously your sense of what is or isn't pathetic distorted or it wouldn't be a microscopic victory, so i don't think your impressions are more valid than mine if i'm being to be honest
Is it really that bad not capitalizing the i in "I"? Seems like two needless extra clicks of a key
>>33656495it is a sin
>>33656495Who said it was? It's like leaving the period off the end of the message, or run-on sentences, or using "u" instead of "you". It's just informal communication, who cares?
Children today capitalize letters with two extra clicks, turning Caps Lock on and off again. Really makes you think.>>33656495
>>33656495no, i don't think it's that bad personally
>>33656499I'm 31 and I do that.
I really need a gf
>>33656499You know that in a civilized language you don't to state your own person so the adjective makes sense?
>>33656492when was this?I must've missed it
what happens when we inevitably go from "male loneliness epidemic" to "female horniness crisis" or "female attention starvation" in the coming years?
>>33656476She looks like me frfr
>>33656511We'll get lots of media caterwauling and lots of experts blaming men for it and trying to shame us for causing these poor women to be so lonely.
>>33656511why he like that
>>33656511I choose to believe that society will heal.
>>33656511we'll get the brainrot version of what happened in Russia where at one point there were 9 women for one man per capita and women became catty and hypercompetitive fighting for literal ogres.
>>33656499i actually enter into a thread with it already on so it's more like a one and a half clicks for me
>>33656511this is /atoga/ in 2025...grim
>>33656515either gay, maybe an incel, possibly has a gf, has a reason to be pissed at something an isn't in the mood, or she is taking a shit at him and he knows it
>>33656521It isn't.
>>33656477yeah im lifting my skin upits been a yearh since i stopped losing weight and its still loose and flabby
GenderWho was in the right?
>>33656511incels, what would you do in this situation? would you remind her that you are not chad?
>>33656517>years of pent up sexual tension released in one nightwhat do you think the sex was like? At that point I'd imagine they would've released so much pheromones to pair bond them for life.
>>33656511meh, i think this shit will get worse before it get's better, but in the end things will heal by themselves.
>>33656525I thought stretch marks were from gaining weight
>>33656528It wouldn't happen. I don't go to parties like that.
>>33656531comes from gaining and losing too fast
>>33656518i wish a man would kiss me like that
>>33656527In a perfect world, the knight would have been in the right. This should have been a simple transaction where a warning of the potions strength would have sufficed.Everyone should have the right to ingest whatever it is they see fit into their own body.But this is not a perfect world...
>>33656535Women don't want that from the vast majority of men though.
>>33656533it is a supernatural situation. You are just there, what do you do?
>>33656494you know saying "oh you're just a dumb girl, you're not ACTUALLY pathetic, you're just crazy" doesnt make me feel better right? like what would be encouraging is "yes you are in a bad space but you can still be loved" not "you're DUMB you're not REALLY pathetic IDIOT"
>>33656531i dont know where they came from honestly, i feel like ive had them my whole life, i lost weight really fast though
>>33656476Couldn’t agree more
>>33656538It still wouldn't happen. Women don't like men.
>>33656237I'd show them our notarized sex contracts.
>>33656535I would
>>33654742m, good>>33654760girls really like arms/shoulders
>>33656527M, potion sellerHe has the right to refuse service and he did so as an expert, acknowledging the knight didn't have the constitution to handle his strongest potions.
>>33656542so you say to her that she doesn't like men and leave?
>>33656528>would you remind her that you are not chad?Yes, unironically. She is very clearly drunk and the vapid hollow rush from casual sex does not justify her disgust that will inevitably follow her post nut clarity, especially in the morning where she won't be able to stop her feelings of regret from spilling over into her facial expressions. Regret for letting alcohol coax her into lowering herself enough to have sex with me just because she was horny.I can just jerk it and not deal with having another person validate my sub-humanness
>>33656476A couple of years ago I got called an hobo by some spanish tourists
>>33656535*a hot man
>>33656537when i walk around campus at look at the boys i find myself attracted to around 30-50% of them
>>33655199im lucky I have less hair than most dudes, so I just pluck em out. >95% clean with fairly minimal effort.
>>33656547It wouldn't happen in the first place. And if a woman did accidentally rub against me like that I'd move.
>>33656547not that anon, but yes
>>33656551okay? would you kiss an ugly girl?? I dont understand, do you want me to be easy?
>>33656549ok, but she is not drunk. Do you still do the same?
>>33656552But you wouldn't date the vast majority of them.By the way, probably 70-80% of them find you attractive.
>>33656539LMFAO sorry that's not what i'm trying to say!!! or perhaps we just have different ways of getting over our hangups. the point isn't "you're just a dumb stinky girl, not pathetic =^^=", the point is "you can't trust this part of you, so disregard it when it says something negative". i find this encouraging, but i also approach my mind and its hangups as an engineering problem so idk maybe this is a me thing. you feeling me?(i understand your interpretation though and i apologize, i'm not trying to be critical in the least, i have a lot of empathy for being in the situation where you're having to record micro-victories)
>>33656518grgrggrgrhgrabmybooblikethattrgrhrh
>>33656555would you say anything?
>>33656552And you're a virgin who has dated 0 of them
>>33656560>But you wouldn't date the vast majority of them.what makes you say that?>By the way, probably 70-80% of them find you attractive.i highly doubt that
>>33656563Maybe "excuse me" or something like that. Just be polite and get out of her way.
>>33656557don't take it personally, you're allowed to like who you like. I just want to remind people that you're excluding like 80% of men when you say that, in case anyone gets confused, because women don't always make that clear.
>>33656566>what makes you say that?Women don't like men. They do not find the vast majority of men attractive, and even the ones they do find attractive they do not consider dating material.>i highly doubt thatIt's the truth. Thoroughly average women can get the attention of basically any man they want.
>>33656566Because you're on Tinder, adding guys for brief conversations, and then ghosting them. You like the idea of men liking you. You just like the idea. You won't let a man ever enter your life for real because he won't like the real you, so instead you just toy with them. Add them, enjoy the attention, then ghost them. Men are not people, their feelings don't have any value, men are just toys for your amusement.
>>33654872well, what if i wanted her to tell me her own esoterical views on things?
>>33656438Bimbo, get better
>>33656558Probably, drunk or not, a girl like that wouldn't do that to me unless her decision-making abilities were impaired somehow.It's like when you're walking next to your friend on the side walk and they're about to hit a lamp post. You'd warn them and pull them aside, right? Same thing here. I'd be polite about it though.
>>33656573100%, this is how modern women treat men in general.
mendid you get rid of the bodies of your local virgin girls yet?
>bimbo, footface and london all posting pics within the same week… This is either a good or bad omen. Not sure which
>>33656578EPICPICNAMEAMEDROPROPAlso not her.
>>33654872i hope once i start dating again, i don't run into jaded girls
How you know when it’s “safe” to sleep with someone who is high or dunk? Like people say most casual sex happens when people are drunk but come on…
>>33656583THREE has-been namefags?! Whoa!
>>33656528not an incel, but idk why someone who isn't celibate by choice in that situation, as you ask, wouldn't attempt to not be celibate and just dance with her. Arms on her hips, or arms in the air and grind, then maybe move the arms down her sides to her hips. Just dance and vibe with her
>>33656525Do you do a lot of cardio and exercise?
>>33656589Tis the season !
>>33656535*mwuah*
>>33656576i mean, i will, i just won't make you feel stupid for listening.
>>33656586most people outside the internet are not like that, that is kind of a discord egirl archetype
>>33656518Women with small tits, is it still enjoyable if they grab em from behind like this?
>>33656587When they can ask you to have sex with them.That is the truth, if they are too incapacitated to do that then it's a no go.But watch out if you are in college and she is too, because there are double standards where if she has had alcohol she isn't responsible for her actions but you are still responsible for yours in the eyes of the school.
>>33656438cute tummy, no need for surgery
>>33656599that's good, although i grew up on the internet so idk how far i'm gonna be able to get away from discord egirl archetype realistically and still find someone i can relate to but at least it isn't all bad
This girl really edged me like that
>>33654835Why can't you talk about that stuff without putting it through the lens of "well, this philosopher said this"?
>>33656587If you're attractive, you're pretty safe. If you're high or drunk too, you're pretty safe.If you both have been vibing and they're into you, you're pretty safe.
So it really is all about attention and male validation, huh?I see this more and more irl too, women can live without sex, money, health, family, but you take away attention and holy shit they'll fold immediately and will debase themselves to honestly quite depressing levels if it's withheld from them or their supply thereof gets called into question.Women are wild.
>>33656515>>33656523Oh I would assume that he's gay
I will post pretty pictures tmrw
what part of their cycle is the /atoga/ femanon collective on?Are their periods synced up?
it's friday !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!>>33656600yes
>>33656373No. It's too alkaline for vagina, which needs to be acidic.
>>33656438Your images have always been washed out. You look great either way. https://archive.4plebs.org/adv/thread/26381610/#q26382256
WomenIn your opinion, what does this typical moid apartment need to be appropriately livable?
>>33656611no one asked lil sis
>>33656613Ovulating
This crazed leftist comes out of nowhere and shoots you in the neck.Women, how do you respond?
>>33656618? Retard simp
>>33656462Pass.
can anyone explain to a retard what's the appeal of showing yourself when you got on a tibetan basket weaving forum?
>>33656616She's not bimbo, idiot.
>>33656621literally the opposite
how long can a non-virgin woman handle without sex?
>>33656613end of luteal soon :c
>>33656511Will never happen. Lesbians love projects to take to home depot.
>>33656627Not everyone posts their body for attention
>>33656625attention
>>33656625Attention
>>33656625Attention.
>>33656619is that why women are so nice to men itt today?Is this how women feel all the time? Men only being nice to them because they want to fuck them?Honestly, it's kinda comfy, even though we only get to experience it one week out of every month.
>>33656625You may as well ask why namefags namefag. Hint: four anons have said the reason.
>>33656632>>33656633>>33656634>>33656637ok but you get that anywhere else too
>>33656625She does have nice tits doe
>>33656631You're not being asked to post anything except advice-themed Q&A.
>>33656625(male) attention (that you lack irl)
>>33656640I don't ever get that
>>33656640Can you? Any other site is basically flooded with women, but it's easy to get attention here as a woman because you can make yourself stand out.
>>33656642Disingenuous argument
>>33656628Ttttttttwo monthsssssss
>>33656631true, but you definitely do.
>>33656614myao
>>33656651No, I don’t.
you do realize that we can shut down attention whores for good by simply not quoting anons you reply to.No more (You)s, let the schizophrenic network of information and your own reading comprehension keep your conversations going.
I like that idea
>>33656656>>33656658No, that is retarded.
anon... last time we did this /atoga/ devolved into a straight up e-orgy sex chatroom.Alright, I'm in.
>>33656653jimmy ^ㅂ^
>>33656661I think at this point male anons are sufficiently aware that women don't like men that it won't go quite the same way this time. At least, I hope so.
>>33656573i ghost them because im scared of them, im scared theyll hurt me if i meet them irl
>>33656662Hi. It's been a while.
>e-orgyatoga is dionysus-maxxing I see. Very well, shed your clothes and your (You)s at the entrance.
>>33656647i think it's that's easy enough too, maybe i'm just stupid because i like being anonymous and doing anonymous stuff here
>>33656667it has !!how have u been ?
>>33656669No. No bacchanals today.
Hello gorgeous
>>33656562Are your boobs big like that?
>dionysus-maxxingdionysus is based and this is the best way to honor him, especially given the somber mood the world is in.
Why no one talks about fishing when going off grid?
>>33656671Good. It's been a rough week but I've made some new buddies off of /soc/ (may have posted face there and gotten a compliment again).Are you doing fine?
>>33656680For me, its diogenese maxing
>>33656681Because I've only ever gone fishing in Sonic Adventure, Ocarina of Time, and Pokemon
>>33656680small nip
>>33656686Imo it's one of the easiest outside hobbies
>>33656666So what? Does fear of being hurt give you the right to hurt other people?If you don't intend to meet them then don't add them in the first place.
>>33656694Yeah, I killed it in each of those, but I live in a desert
Why does no one talk about sunscreen when going off grid?
>>33656614it’s Friday night :ohttps://youtu.be/D6BOy31LzrsHi myao!>>33656681Because they suck. Fishing is so much fun…
I wish Nagatoro was real
>>33656518this pic activates the neuron that desires to stare at the topless back of a man who's kissing another girl (how do you call it when you kiss for a long time)
>>33656704So what, is she like, 14 years old now?
>>33656620I'm already dead? Probably haunt him and every leftist and radicalized ill people until I have my justice
>>33656704Dumb Polish pedophile.
>>33656683see !! ur pretty good looking imoim doing ok lately, my thoughts finally came back n my sleep schedule is healthy ^^
>>33656680why don't men look like that anymore.I still vividly remember wearing my princess dress and thinking one day I would get rescued from a tower by that guy from Tangled, but no...I want a refund
>>33656493Ooh I actually got confused with Doofenshmirtz's daughter from Phineas and Pherb for some reason.
>>33656714We can barely afford rent. No man is saving anyone these days. Hell, young women do much better than young men in almost all aspects
>>33656714It's not like you would have liked any of us anyway, whether we looked like that or not.
>>33656712That's good. I've seen you around, but don't get the chance to talk. I don't really like singling out namefags. But I wanted to say hi, and thanks for the kind words.
>>33656714they're too busy deepthroating each others with stuff like "women don't x anymore" and such
>>33656714like what exactly?
>>33656707cuckquean femanons are the best
>>33656714If I dressed like a twink I’d get sexually assaulted by a migrant. It’s unfortunate that white people are universally beautiful
GenderDo you have a favorite Youtuber you like to watch? (Valk, please say your runner-up after Charlie.)
>>33656725AAAHHHHHHHHH GOD
>>33656702hiiiiii !!what did u eat tdy ?>>33656719aw well yw !!
>>33656714Me too sister, if all men looked like this, I would have a better time at not being straight
Ok bestie
Ok sugah
>>33656714you're literally lusting over a homo btw
>>33656730Yep. So now you know that I am okay after all.
>>33656741Makes sense that it’s you, massive attention whore
i think i need to be diagnosed with something, there was this meganormie who was being very forward with me once and at some point he grabbed me and lifted me and placed me against the wall (how do you call this) and my cuck brain thought it was so attractive when he started staring at himself on the mirror beside us
>>33656725ugh i want a moid who wants to know each others bodies like this
>>33656650that must suck, i can go on for at least an year. not that im trying to brag about it.
>>33656738Wouldn't be the first time
>>33656741ur everyone i knowu sure ?? if u ever wanna taco bout it, im here :c
>>33656714Endocrine disrupters
>>33656745this reminds me how bad I need weiner
>>33656746Maybe you do in theory.
where is the atoga men moaning compilation?
kekium
>>33656755You're never getting one.
Are femanons ovulating?
>>33656755Where do we submit our moans?
>>33656748What hormone altering substances are you on, birth control, ssris, benzos, or something else?
>>33656761noo
>>33656746>>33656729If you want to, you can watch me and my gf do it. She likes making other girls jealous
>>33656762post the voca here
>>33656754well, i wouldn't know for sure
>>33656745are you a man?
>>33656755At least take me to dinner first
>>33656763I am actually detoxing all. I have copper birthcontrol, and am trying to regulate. thc
>>33656772i hope you like raw oysters
>>33656770You wouldn't actually enjoy it irl.
>>33656766wish i had a boyfriend. i don't reply to cucks
>>33656766you're not real>>33656771no... i apologize on behalf of the one who created me
>>33656774You’ll have to show me how to eat them properly
>>33656744I don't follow. What's your reasoning?>>33656749I guess so.I'm pretty sure I'm good. Besides, I don't really want to talk about it in /atoga/, it's depressing stuff. But thanks.
>>33656777LIESI enjoy every moment, dream of it constantly and imagine how I can improve
Baby
>>33656782I’m not explaining your attentionwhoring to you, cuck
>>33656518Chick has some nice tits ngl
>>33656730Howdy :)I had 3, yes 3 of the original milkis and my office catered pizza for lunch lol. To say the least, it was a day of overindulgence…
>>336567811. Remove the gooey shit in the middle2. Devour the shells3. Enjoy!!
>>33656783It's the truth. You wouldn't like it irl because it involves a moid, and women don't like men.
>>33656789That seems like the logical opposite. You’re supposed to eat the shells? So complicated…
>>33656786You make no sense. Go drink some cool water.
>>33656792Yeah, that's where all the nutrients are.. The stuff inside the shell is mucus and waste.
is lifting carry against the wall a real term? or a wwe move?
gf who likes hugging my head into her boobs
>>33656766She has caca inside her nails lel
>>33656799Sounds like picking a woman up and propping her up against a wall
Gf who likes hugging her head in my chest
>>33656609Only when I'm ovulating, then a man telling me I'm pretty and me violently jacking him off and stuffing his cock in my mouth is the most potent anti-depressant known to man at that moment.
>>33656796Understandable. Thank you! I hate seafood
>>33656744Nta but women hate raped trash men, that’d be the worst way to get attention
There are only those small walls in wrestling
>>33656807Nah
He is HIM bruh
>>33656803coat hanger play?
>>33656785
>>33656780he just randomly grabbed you?
Someone posted their sweaty musky manbulge on soctoga lol!!!
>>33656814God, GT was so shit
>>33656816Ew wtf
>>33656816was it you
I finished my goon session thanks for listening
>>33656816Holy heck! I’m omw!
I have light tan and it looks so good
>>33656818I'm just lucky as a GT fan that Super and Daima were so bad that it's officially the mid-tier Dragon Ball series lmao
>>33656825NTA but GT is worse than super
the masculine urge to chadify yourself and become extremely desirable and rich only to move out to nature and live in a lake cabin with alone with your dog completely off the grid.
I need a femanon to lay on top of me and play with my chest hair
>>33656828and hunt some deer and fish
>>33656827I respectfully disagree, I thought GT had heart while much of Super felt bloated
women do you like buttsex?
>>33656815i was in the house of some friends and things went a bit unexpected, when we both were left alone he tried to seduce this "femcel" harder like that, he had no idea who he was messing with
>>33656824I want to see :3
>>33656609this, attention is the only currency for them. From hot men that is
Masculine urge to never stop lifting weights, bench 4 plates natty, disregard females and career opportunities and just play videogames for rest of my life:3
>>33656841No wonder Larry Wheels beat the fuck out of her girlfriend lol
>>33656841he has bigger boobs than her
>>33656841what a damn bitch
>>33656841why she do that for
do incels actually want to treat us like property?
>>33656849Usually type A chads prefer that
>>33656841she is an overgrown child
>>33656849Yes, you'd be like cattle.
>>33656849No. We want to love women and make them happy. But women don't want that, because they don't like men.
>>33656850nta, i'm not updated on the lorewhat's type a and what are the other types
>>33656845she has no ass either, what is bro doing?
>>33656838I think kabedon is the name for that. How did you react?
>>33656856she's his personal moggee, and one day she was so tired of getting choked by his enourmous pecs that she decided to rebelvery brave
state genderstate the scariest fact you know about 9/11
>>33656854Type A are the self motivated highly wound career types
>>33656852im not a cow...
>>33656859Mthere was a third tower
All other things being equal>6'2 guy with a lot of muscle, physically very strong, no sixpack>6'2 guy with some muscle, rather skinny and has sixpackWhich one is more attractive to you?Which one is more attractive to general public in your opinion?
>>33656828being a rich hermit surrounded by nature sounds pretty comfy ngl.Ted-Kaczynski-maxxing is the only way I can think of to find true inner peace.
>>33656859MThat there are people who actually believe there was a gigantic conspiracy run by the incompetent government involving tens of thousands of conspirators where not even one would ever develop a conscience and spill the beans publicly
>>33656859Nine eleven... porn.https://desu-usergeneratedcontent.xyz/d/image/1401/56/1401561136443.jpg
>>33656859Biggest insurance payout in historyActual thermite cut steel beamsThe Art students who planted explosives in rooms where the plane hit :)
>>33656861don't tell me that, tell it to the incels
>>33656849at this point, we don't want you at all.
>>33656865Theres no TRT in nature cuckie :^)As much as your trust fund baby influencer would like to tell you
>>33656859Inside job
One pretty picture
>>33656873>everybody was inside>inside a building, inside a plane, inside a caveWoah...
>>33656872I don't get it
Rizz is like a muscle that needs to be trained or else it will atrophy
>>33656877I’m the BJ Penn of rizz
>>33656877Will femanons let me practice my rizz on them?
>>33656874Is that a drawing?
>>33656875Lmao
>>33656880No it’s a photo from my bed
>>33656872and? Tf does that have to do with anything?
is sex real or just a myth to motivate us?
>>33656883WHY IS YOUR BED OUTSIDE
>>33656236>i mean do you want me to like record myself swiping through tinder to show you all what the app is like for a mid college girl?Absolutely, please do it!
I am craving sweets, should I do it?
>>33656888Women are not real. So how could sex be real?
>>33656727MaleYeah, I do
Femanons, you wake up after a house party in a bed, and theres a moid sleeping on inflatable mattress next to you on the floor, without any bedsheets or cover Upon closer inspection, you see he has massive morning wood, but he seems to be asleepWyd
>>33656888It's used by women to motivate men, but they never want to actually let men have it.
>>33656236I would like to see that yeahAdd me on disc or something
>>33656891I’m camping :)
>>33656900Just out in the open air?! No tent??
>>33656314Adorable.
>>33656901Yes, problem?
>>33656897Im a dude and i can tell you with high dose of certainty that women DO want to have sex, just not all the timeBut they absolutely sometimes go feral
What is the female equivalent of this>>33656865>>33656828?
>>33656905They don't want men though. They don't like men.
>>33656901>The car mirror visible in picture
>>33656908KekTo be fair I’m sleeping in my car, so no tent
>>33656859dancing israelis
>>33656908>>33656909Sleeping in your car isn't sleeping in the open air... Also it's not camping... ...
>>33656906women stop existing when they are alone
>>33656912So judgy, no more pretty pictures
>>33656859Tower 7 had no reason to collapse and was announced to have collapse before it collapsed.There were middle eastern newspapers that warned about 9/11.Days after 9/11 the pentagon already had a plan to destabilize invsde or go to war iwth Syria, Lebanon, Libya, Somalia, Sudan and Iran, the only country that that hasn't happened to is Iran, and all of these countries were enemies of Israel, our government used it as an excuse to do Israel's dirty work.
Women, how does it feel seeing the falling birth rates, increasing number of (voluntarily) celibate men, more focus on career and selfish interests and the state of the dating market in general?Do you even care?
>>33656857kabedon is different, it was like thiswell if you ask that i can't play that i was being cool and mysterious.. i was very nervous, mostly i was a bit in shock and also impressed by his strenght because i was never carried like that and he did that super easily?i did like him a lot too so i'm sure he was more confident because of that, but i didn't know him enough, and finding the right words to say wasn't easy so i was just mostly too nervous to speak but i kinda managed to pass the speech check regardless by saying something about not being ready, specially because the other people got back and we were not alone anymoresorry for the messy report, as i said i was very nervous so i mostly remember what i felt and what was going in my brain instead
>>33656906A week without social media
>>33656918Burning rubble fell onto Tower 7 and the water for the sprinkler systems had been diverted to help fight the fires in the other two towers, so there was absolutely nothing to control the fire.
>>33656888It's real I've done it.
>>33656906Single mother living off child support
>>33656511I think it's gonna be just a general loneliness epidemic and I don't think it will get better. The focus will definitely shift to women though, and it won't be ignored like the male loneliness epidemic, at least by mainstream mediaI don't think there will actually be any fix unless we start getting proper AI companionship, I think that's the real end goal here is selling us a companion
>>33656897>>33656905but i want sex with men :(
>>33656745>>33656920the fact women expect me to be like this makes me think negative thoughts about them
>>33656919>>33656925The amount of single mothers I see kidna scares me and the numbers just keep going up. What went so wrong?
>>33656929Maybe in theory. Not in reality.
>>33656919>Do you even care?no. I do not care about men because they won't extend me the same courtesy.
>>33656929fuck off catposter you have no personality
>>33656931Feminism, decline of religion and community, the sexual revolution, the internet
>>33656929>but i want sex with men>just not you
>>33656929>sex with men*sex with very attractive men
Im a giga incel who has been shat on by women for all my lifeWhy should i work for society that would gladly get rid of me if they could?I already have to pay taxes and insurance that i never get to benefit from.Men like me are worker ants for the daddy government. Soon there will be either shariah law in europe (thanks to women who voted them into power) and white people will cease to exist.I for one welcome the collapse of the west.At least i dont have children that would need to live in this hellhole
>>33656930you can think negative about me np but expect you to be like what???
>>33656931It can be quite comfortable for a woman, she has free money and free attention from her children
>>33656933Thank you for at least being honest about your thoughts. A lot of men would care about you, though.
>>33656939Pussy lol
>>33656939Shut up, Gym Creep. It's past your bedtime, go to sleep.
>>33656940>but expect you to be like what???what do you think I am saying? Or is it so ingrained you can't actually see it?
>>33656939imagine posting>the west has fallen>billions must dieunironically
>>33656213>I have more matches than ENTJLOL
>>33656888Sadly it's real
>>33656939>blah blah blah, woe is mei can't believe people like you still exist
>>33656920damn he actually lifted you up, pretty bold move I would never
>>33656942fuck you>>33656939ok chuddie
>>33656945please my dumb female brain doesn't understand it, speak clearly because i really have no idea what you're talking about
>>33656943>>33656944>>33656946>Just choose correct parents bro
>>33656714No chad Prince is coming to save us sis, we have to become the princes and tomboys.
>>33656953honestly it doesn't even matter
>>33656929I don't do that anymore I'm a born again virgin
>>33656289>I caught a genuine BPDemon and I think my best course of action is to immediately get her pregnantRetard. Don't condemn your future children to have a mother like that.
>>33656947you made me search his posts. man, I he wish he overdoses on cocaine
>>33656939Don’t worry, anon, Israel will save the West and make it Great Again.
>>33656955Nigga shut up
>>33656960More like cowcaine aka cow shit cakes like a jeet he is
>>33656940he's an oversocialized faggot who is mad at men who will selfishly take what they want for themselves and is scared at the thought of competition and it is impossible for him to see himself as strong and assertive and he is butthurt about it.Jesus, it's like you never read the Unabombers manifesto
>>33656953he thinks that because you found what the guy did attractive he has to be like that too
FemanonsDo you believe in the "male loneliness epidemic" ? What are your thoughts on this idea?
>>33656964Wouldn’t you mean undersocialized Nta
>>33656955yes, you lost the genetic lottery, what will you do about it? Whine on a siberian ice fishing forum, or actually do the most with the hand you were dealt?
No male loneliness epidemicJust female "its top 5% or nothing" epidemic
>>33656964>oversocializedthe irony is that you are the oversocialized one here
>>33656969I did what i couldGot couple dates out of it or soNotably one of the women was only pretending to be into me because i had a place to stay and she was missing thatIts literally hopeless if you are average dude
At what point can a person tell when a member of the opposite gender is sex deprived?
>>33655494>nah, my man is perfect and wonderful but you'd all call him a simp/loser/etc. that's why he gets an insatiable fuckdoll like me and you don'tI thought he was chad?
>>33656727F, CJU video games, Gab Smoulders, Girls With the Dogs, R/slash, Baily Sarin
>>33656974First 5 minutes of the conversation
>>33656974When you reek of sweat (and cum if you're a guy)
>>33656978>When you reek of sweatWhat if you're at work and the deodorant wore off
>>33656976Ashley?!
>>33655494Why would I can him that
>>33656981This coke larp is pathetic for anyone who’s actually done bumps
>>33656968No. Undersocialized people do what they want without regard of how others feel. Oversocialized people will put others before themselves and in anons case will put women's safety and comfort above his sexual desire for them and feels conflicted about it.
>>33656957alright, sorry for wanting to be with someone i know i can trust and love and not just a random friend of a friend, sorry that he actually listened to me, and sorry for being A DISGUSTING KEK (if you read long enough)!!!!! but i still didn't mention anything about expecting stuff i think>>33656965oh no lmao i'm just making fun of myself for being stupid, people can be normal
>>33656985Neat, ty for explanation
>>33656971I don't think you know what irony or oversocialization means.
>>33655506>can you guys think of a reason a guy would give me his contact information in a hobby thread, and then after i messaged him, he would choose to just never respond? it wasn't even a message that could be taken in a weird way, it was just like "the thread died, let me know if you wanna talk about that thing like you said"Maybe he was giving his contact out to multiple women? Maybe he had post nut clarity.
>>33656988>no u!
>>33656986the cia has once again manipulated my brainI wanted to type "cuck" but did "kek" somehow
>>33656991yes, but unironically
>>33656992Hello, newfriend. Welcome to 4chan, enjoy your stay.
>>33656984he watched scarface a couple of weeks ago and now hes making it his entire larp personality
>>33656995Nice baking powder bro Your shit is ashy as fuck
>>33656994wait did i not notice it for this long? cuck
I wish women would touch me
>>33656989i was the only woman in that thread, it wasn't soc
>>33656919To women, the world is working just fine.
>>33657006then why are so many posting videos of themselves online crying about men not looking in their general direction and sexually assaulting them like they usually do?
>>33657005He is probably a pussy. I did that more than once
>>33656974No woman is sex deprived.
As long as my right to aborting my child is not at risk, everything is working just fine :)
I wonder if marriage disappears completely or makes a comeback
>>33656999Oh you weren’t joking
>>33657013Didn't they do something with that?
>>33656981>I am ENTJLol, obviously, that's why I (You)d (You). You're not actually this retarded, right?
>>33657006women are short sighted and live in the present, they dance their little victory dance right before the whole thing collapses on their heads
>tasting whiskey is my hobby >get gf>she asks me to quit>now I miss whiskey and have way too much of itShould I just give it all to a friend who is a recovering alcoholic or a friend who is a current alcoholic?
What the fuck, that was fast
>>33657008>you will never live this good>literally posts a picture of drugsNot anon, but the lack of self awareness is wild.You're either a druggie loser, or you posted a picture or baking soda in a baggie. And both for the validation of anonymous online strangers.If you genuinely think that's supposed to show off how good you have it, then I feel sorry for you.
>>33657015I wonder how people will interact with men when 95% are not married or in a relationship
i still have no idea what some of you were talking about
>>33657031Same bestie
Chill guys of /atoga/ is it common for you to get 30 messages piled up from gaming friends but is still exclusive to your e-gf?
>>33656982Who?
>>33657031I’m sleeping in the woods
>>33657033Uh…this did happen a lot when I was dating, yes
>>33657010that sucks... it was his idea...
>>33657033what?
>>33657026Agreed, anon. My brother was into cocaine for years and there was nothing glamorous about it. He lost his wife and son and moved back in with our mom.
>>33657033I don't understand what you're getting at.I don't have 30 messages pile up because I look at them.I'm still loyal to my e gf.
Gender:Have you ever fucked while camping?
>>33657035i'll protect you by using celibate powers on any bear that comes by
>>33655506>>33657005I can answer your question since I'm the guy. I said I was going to finish [that other thing] before I start [your thing]. I apologize for my rudeness and I will respond to that email shortly.
>>33656814Yesssss
>>33657046MNo I was maybe 14 the last time I camped and very much a virgin even if I lied to my friends about that.
>>33657046Yes
>>33657046MaleNoButI cummed while cramping
>>33657031passionate, sweaty, animalistic, ecstasy inducing, baby making, hand holding, soul entwining, fiery, cathartic, divine sex with femanon
>>33657048Wholesome, thank you bro
>>33657033>Chill guys of /atoga/
>>33657054He was rich, we won the lottery - he just wasted almost all of it, because of his drug habit.>failed malesDrug addicts are pretty definitively failures I think.
>>33657058Cute webm but doesnt really fit to contents of your posts!!!
>>33657046MNo cuz I only camp solo (I have no female friends and my guy friends are lazy)
>>33657013We're not going to let women kill babies anymore
>>33657058i support this even if i don't act on it, i'm an ally
>>33655506He was a flake you got ghosted, these people don't really care about how it effects people
>>33657049oh fuck now i'm embarassed for even asking youre fine youre fine i figured you were just taking your time and i was just trying to fill the anticipation gap with something and i decided to worry about it for no reason sorry
>>33657043sorry man>>33657045I've done more than you could imagine kid. More than enough to pity you for thinking you're hot shit for posting that.It's like a high schooler bragging about having had sex to his classmates.Sad.
>>33657055Was it with a bear, or a man?
>>33656919It gives me mild existential dread, but the only thing i can really do is just have my own family
>>33657061Who give a fuck what a bitch thinks, you’re just play things
>>33657041Uhh so im not used to having in this ldr relationship with someone i met online. Plus i also am not familiar with discord and the gaming culture, but do you guys really pile up 30 messages and more with your gaming buddies? Because irl i never pile up text for 5 maybe at max and would reply asap ya know
>>33656781sorry for the delay i happen to be phoneposting atm umfirst you check for freshness by tapping the shells against each other, if they sound hollow then there isn't enough fluid inside and the meat is rancid. the fishmonger should do this for you but make sure they aren't a zoomer or they will fail about one in fifteen times which sucks when each shell costs $1.75-2.75 depending on the variety for 1-2 tbsp of meat unless you get the overgrown generic pacific oysters that are both too sinewy and too fat to be palatablethen you rinse off the surface and wrap it in a towel or something for better gripthen you shank the tip of the oyster knife into the hinge of the shell with the flat side up and shimmy it in until you can sever the top adductor musclethen you try your best to pull the flat shell off without shattering it too much or spilling all of the liquor insidethen you sever the bottom adductor muscle so that the meat is completely detached from both halves of the shelland then you slurp the whole thing as is unless you're a pussy and want to rinse it off and sanitize it with lemon destroying all nuance in flavordesu most of the flavor differences come from the source and season rather than the variety but it's still fun to try multiple varieties at a time and collecting the shells. my local fish market carries french kiss/miyagi/kumamoto/fanny bay plus one or two others on rotation
GuysI really REALLY need to chat up this sweet redhead at my gymAfter recent events, judging from her behaviour, im 98.3(3)% sure that shes open for conversation but i didnt make a move yet.Shes pretty new to gym, she doesn't put in much effort into exercise or is just simply unaware how to do stuff, but she does pretty great job at looking cute in her gym outfitsI need a good icebreaker to talk with her...
>>33657052I have you on record as being a self confessed tranny
>>33657083She is not
>>33657071Its always the legit low IQ retards who think drinking yourself to death and doing coke is what cool kids doNot to mention this dude is a notorious larper, i wouldnt take anything he says seriously
>>33657080If I told you I was making a pussy eating joke and I don’t like seafood would that make you sadBecause now I want to try them with you
>>33657082Ask her to to teach you something lol, maybe judge your form.
>>33657082>I need a good icebreaker to talk with her..."Be honest, did Chad already fuck you? This is important"
>>33657082>im 98.3(3)% sure that shes open for conversationFFS, anon. If you don't know it's 100%, then leave her alone.
>>33657082Tell her that >>33656939 is how you feel
>>33657086BlueValkyrie confirmed discord tranny
How empty are one night stands and sex with no emotional attachment?
>>33657095LMAO
>>33657082>Help me sexually harass women guizeNope.avi
>>33657083>>33657087>>33657095Put your name back on faggot
There is nothing sadder than a namefag-in-hiding
>>33657100Das rite
>>33657089not really because if i bought oysters then i'd rather eat all of them myself
>>33657097It depends how you’re wired. I couldn’t do them, some people can do them no problem and find them beautiful and fulfilling.
>>33657095Do you want to pick one out? Because I can put all 5 in you at once too.
>>33657097>How empty are one night stands and sex with no emotional attachment?If you're a man, it's soul crushing. If you're a women, it can be pretty good if you're ovulating.
I hate women so much.
>>33657082>I really REALLY need to chat up this sweet redhead at my gym> but she does pretty great job at looking cute in her gym outfits:/
>>33657106I’ll buy you oysters if I can watch you eat themBut you have to eat them all
>>33657080I tried oysters exactly once in my life and the texture and taste of a seawater eggyolk is disgusting Its been like 15 years ago lol
>>33657097If you’re not doing coke out of her ass then you aren’t doing it right
>>33657114You aren't supposed to eat that part........
>>33656957i'm using my atoga rights to ask the opposite gender and specifically you: what did you even meanand know i will never rest until you comply
>>33657097Like 99.9% after the act and like 90% duringIt is still intimate to be inside someone even if they don't care about you.Last girl snapped at me for not putting it in soon enough lol, she said "are you even going to fuck me" while I was fingering her.
>>33657095>femanons not like this…
>>33657087I'm 24, so likely younger than most.>brings up his e-dating stats unpromptedGood for you I guess? Glad to know your measure of success in life is how many whores you can talk to online and snorting (definitely not fake) coke.>>33657088That's what I'm thinking too
>>33657114Oysters are great with lemon.Yes I swallow.
>>33657111whyy?
>>33657119>Last girl snapped at me for not putting it in soon enough lol, she said "are you even going to fuck me" while I was fingering her.Damn, girls are weird.
>>33657123I didnt ask you about what you do with byproducts of BWC
>>33657124They're evil and they hate men.
>>33657121>well how do you do fellow zoomers has myao posted yet?
>>33657125Yeah, I will never understand women.Possibly a result of my selection of women, it's common with me to end up with abusive women.
I might be big, ugly and intimidating moid irlBut online i look like this:I hit level 155 today femanons
You guys are diabolical, lollll.BruhhhhhhhhhhhChat?
>>33656291>we fucking hate you man<3>>33656293>I've seen you brag about how you play up your worst qualities when posting here, and IRL everybody loves you because you're a different person there.I wouldn't say everyone loves me. I'm charming and funny most of the time irl. That's all.I'm pretentious and arrogant here because it's rude as fuck to annoy others by throwing around how smart you are irl. It's also rude to laugh at idiots for being idiots. But this is 4chan and rules of polite society don't matter.>Something about how getting people to take good advice isn't quite as satisfying as laughing at people who disregard good advice because they dislike its source. No. Having people take good advice is much more satisfying. It's just funnier when idiots act like idiots.I laugh at idiots and incels.>Maybe this awful you is the real you and you've forgotten that it was supposed to be your mask*SIGH*I DON'T WEAR MASK. Ever.I talk the same way to friends, family, coworkers, strangers, employers, police, judges, children, or homeless people. I'm just me.I just don't talk about everything to everyone. I save all the oh-so-smart edgelord bullshit for you fucks.Here I mean what I type unless it's an obvious joke.It's actually incredibly off the cuff and extemporaneous which makes all the "manipulator", "predator" and "image" based nonsense you guys spew that much more funny.
>>33657112Whats wrong
>>33657136JESUS CHRIST
>>33657136No one care
>>33657135Dont tell me this is how he looks likeOh no no no no NOExplains the 30+ yo tinder single mom likes LMAOOO
>>33657113deal. i've eaten so many oysters in my life i got one with a pearl when i was 12. it was cool but i almost had a heart attack at the time bc thought i broke a tooth
>>33657136bro thought we cared
>>33657140nta but i assume that's how everyone looks like here so i don't feel any threat
>>33657136You are a retard mkg but i can honestly relate to what you sayObviously i dont talk about stupid fucked up ideas i have with normal people in my lifeBut on discord / internet i can share the stupid ideas without filter, even if they are in complete jokeAnd some people also do assume im a potential rapist murderer or something
>>33655222How different is it really between now and 1 year ago? How much of it do you think is the world changing, and how much do you think is you changing? What were you pulling a year ago? What has changed about your approach?
>>33657127it's an advice for both genders here but try your best to at least be indifferent to someone you had despised and move away from the vortex of negativity.
>>33657148Sorry to burst your bubble, cutie
>>33657148Also nta but nah, a few have posted selfies on soc, he's definitely an outlier
>>33657143nta but i wish chad bullied me
>Women don't orgasm from PIV>PIV doesn't even feel like anything>Getting your pussy eaten and being fingered is so much better>ugh I hate when his dick is small>ouch you hit my cervix :(>ummm...you came already?>why does it keep slipping out?why do women even put dicks inside them at this point? Just get the guy to give you head and rub your clit and be done with it, damn.
>>33657143holy projection
>>33657154stop trying to convince meand i know for sure no one online has ever had sex either
>>33657153Not.
>>33657136you give really good advice most of the time, maybe stick to that over egoblogposting. i understand what you're saying, but you say it in a really bullyable way, and it also doesn't need to be said; the only reason you're in this conversation to begin with is because you tried to explain yourself when you shouldn't have. for better or worse, nobody cares about you enough for vulnerability to have any use. you're either a lolcow or a faceless advice giver who annoyingly has a reputation that gets in the way of teh advice sometimes. i at least hope you enjoy squabbling with anons for no reason because nobody else gets shit from it.
>>33657163I'M NOT HOMOSEXUAL, get away FEMALE
>>33657158Love those femcels vs incels takes on sex
>>33657163I have a footlong, and that's better suited for big whores like you.
>>33657138>>33657139>>33657145Thanks for showing how much you care!<3>>33657149>You are a retard mkgI'm really not.>but i can honestly relate to what you sayYeah. Just speaking honestly about stuff you don't share irl can get people spinning off the rails.The ironic part is that I am the exact opposite when others do it to me. I had a girl tell me she was a vampire once and I just accepted it and moved forward with the conversation, letting her expand on it if she wanted to or not. I simply accept and don't judge.
>>33657169Nigga no way you got filtered so hard you took your name off (Nigger)Now you’re esoterically threatening anon with your 30 sub channel? (Anti screencap nigger)
>>33657158Being in a relationship where the only form of sexual interaction is the guy eating me out and nothing else sounds like a dream honestly.
For whatever reason, i always had close female friends when i was growing up As in female friends who would invite me to share a desk with them during class, just so we could laugh and jokeA female friend who would go to prom with me and sleep on my shoulder during car ride somewhere we had from our club activities A female friend who would invite me to a concert so im "her bodyguard" and she would put her head and face in my chest during said concert and share hotel room with me.I also for some reason had really easy time befriending (hot) female coworkers and talking with them about even some dark parts of their lives like family problems and what not. They just opened easily to me as if they felt vulnerable.But never ever it felt "sexual" at most slightly romantic.Outside of like, this one crazy girl who said "i just wanted to hook up with someone before getting married"Am I just not assertive enough?Do i need to push the girls against the wall and forcibly make out with them to make them feel attracted or something...Please send helpYes im 33 kissless virginPic not related, a beautiful woman.
>>33657163>>33657168what is going on in the valk lore
The hobby I signed up for and hoped to meet a male suitor at has been canceled :| That has to be a sign from God
women, thoughts on >>33657173 ?
>>33657176Copy anon is having a melty because he wants to jerk off to trannies and I'm not letting him.
>>33657178Why so pale
>>33657177men are disgusting and you should avoid them to the best of your ability.
>>33657178it would be my nightmare because i'm so much of a cuck that i would never want someone to give me oral sex either, but i respect any other supporter
>>33657181I won’t though
can someone give me an itemized qrd on the namefags itt, or in /atoga/ in general?I'm too employed to keep up with any of this.
Imagine having perfectly fuckable pussy in front of you and only wanting to lick it
>>33657173Your pussy won't feel empty? I had a relationship like that once but I was unhappy as the guy.
>>33657179thank god, i only want chad's dick
>>33657185then at least go for the really attractive ones
>>33657185What was the hobby or group activity?Unironically sign up for gym instead. You dont even have to lift, you can do what some girls do at my gym and wander from machine to machine with smartphones in their hands and lazily do a set of bulgarian split squats and leave.Important detail: dont sign up at cheapest gym in area
>>33657176ENTJ keeps getting repeatedly banned and it’s pretty funny
>>33657070No worries, I also get anxiety over online stuff. I've just sent you an email, now please have a good rest of your night.
>>33657193Im ugly so I also won’t do that either
>>33657175>Am I just not assertive enoughYes, you should be honest with the fact that you want to have sex with the woman, you also need to flirt with women to change the tone.
>>33657189do (You) want a dick inside of you?Yeah, didn't think so.
>>33657198mindset/skill issue.Have fun telling your future bf you're settling for him
>>33657190no, dicks are gross.
>>33657188What’s there to say that isn’t self-evident, most are innocuous and we just have a few that are scum
>>33657199Well, last time i kind of thought thats my main problem, and when i tried that with another girl who seemed interested, she backed off really hard and put on the breaks.She said she is not looking for relationship, and then she found a different guy like 2 weeks laterMaybe i was just plan B for her...
>>33657165I may be arrogant but it's centered around my intelligence. I post like I think I'm smarter than most everyone.My attentionwhoring is about how I am smart and weird because that's how I identify myself. My posts aren't grandstanding, they're invitations for others to take an interest. Like mentioning headbutting a police car so someone will comment about how crazy I am or ask me about it.I am mostly mocking complete fucking idiots and incels.I do preen and act like a pretentious attentionwhore though. That's only because this is the only place I can do that and I'm not letting that side of me out irl.I've repeatedly pointed out that I don't act like I often do it when I am irl. Part of the appeal of posting here is that I can expunge my pretentious and arrogant urges without alienating others.In real life, I am funny, charming, humble, and harmless.If you wanted to punch my face, everyone would find fault with you, not me.IDGAF about my image. I genuinely don't. I own my flaws here and in irl. Either way, I'm still not a narcissist and a worm is still a worm.
Femanons i just got a cramp in my hamstring you are all to blameBlog outGoing to sleep since it 7am
>>33657175M, when I was young my dad gave me a talking to about having too many female friends because he thought being friends with mostly girls meant I would grow up to be a gay homosexual. Make of that what you will.
>>33657205I’ve been extremely attracted to men others have considered ugly before so I’m not worried
>>33657128AIslop imagery needs banned.
>>33657175>Am I just not assertive enough?Yes>Do i need to push the girls against the wall and forcibly make out with them to make them feel attracted or something...Unless you're both having a great time together and she's already touching/grabbing you then you can do this. You just have to be more assertive with what you desire from them. Just be forward and forthcoming, at the very least, you'll flatter them
>>33657210why is it the femanons fault???
>>33657165>you give really good advice most of the time, maybe stick to that over egoblogpostingThank you and fair point. Related question: How often do you see anons earnestly seeking advice?>nobody cares about you enough for vulnerability to have any use.Pretty much. Nobody here or anywhere else. Ever.No point in sharing or being honest and vulnerable at all. Ever.I simply just smile, laugh, make others laugh, brighten the lives of others and drift from living memory as the laughter fades. And do it again the next day.And after nearly half a century of 90% of the things I say being said in my own head to the point that I default to clever speech because clear and direct communication is dull in my head, I sometimes want to say things where people can see them and entertain the delusion that the things I say won't be totally ignored. And in the process, I refine my ability to post them.And I can't quite stomach the idea of an actual blog, entirely devoted to that.>i at least hope you enjoy squabbling with anons for no reasonSometimes. It varies.
I bought a $50 facial sunscreen and it has started breaking me out WAIT!
Simp moment but i think im just gonna send a message to this girl on ig that she has stunning pics and nothing elseI love average women!!!
>>33657210Magnesiummmmmmm
>>33657223Average women arent stupid we know when you guys are lying for pussy
i know for sure 2 anons in here would KILL pretty women
>>33657210get well soon!
>>33657212>I’ve been extremely attracted to menOh, so you are homosexual
>>33657220as long as you're aware you're vomiting your repressed desire to express yourself uncensored into a place it's not welcome, helpful, or appropriate, for nobody's benefit but your own, then i guess carry on and enjoy the dogfights.
>God please give him good sleeps~>amen
>>33657212Everybody has their types.
>>33657229>tfw wishing that anon to get well>tfw not wishing I get healed from my demons, when ever since I started listening to that rap music it's possessed me to be evil https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2z8KdmMlqEY
I am le sad clown Pagliacci, I make you laugh but I am le sad inside, please pity me.
>>33657195I hate the gym. I’m really down about this I was so excited
>>33657234nta but that's not ideal for the wellness of natural selection and it deeply offends me
>>33657233is that why Chat sleeps so well at night?Women wishing him good night in their heads every night?
>>33657242I mean, I just snuggle my pillow into my face and his name just rolls off my tongue.
>>33657232>for nobody's benefit but your ownWell, sometimes I try to multitask with pointing out erroneous information or giving advice or contributing to discussion.But I am aware of why I do what I do
>>33657249why dont you just go talk to him then?
Goodnight femanons
finally checked soctoga only to find no sweaty musky bulge picwhy did anon lie bros
incels saying women like Chad is like leftists calling people "nazi" when they don't agree with you. Eventually they will become desensitized to the idea and it will lose all meaning.So when women eventually go "fuck it, I guess I'll just fuck Chad if everyone already thinks I do anyways" and then when you see it happening for real and call them out, no one will care and you will be the chudd that cried wolf.Although it is true, women would drop everything, including a committed relationship, to be with Chad, it's a dangerous thing to keep repeating non-stop.
Women, would (You) have sex with Tyler Robinson?
any of you had or are in a successful oneitiis relationship? I’m talking ending up with a childhood friend, a long time crush, a one sided love, going back to the same ex over and over, trying to find an unforgettable hookup or one night stand, a long time FWBs, etc
>>33657258the cop's name is Kourtney Peralta btw. These are her NYPD character stats:https://www.50-a.org/officer/ANCT
>>33657260NoHe’s a gay/trans terminally online virgin and a murderer (and not the hot kind)
>>33657258my wife...
Both genders who takes the (female) bra off when you fuck? Should the man do it?Hornyposting out
>>33657258Sounds like you want to be fucked by chad
>>33657268FEither , doesn’t matt
>>33657256>why did anon lie brosThe same reason the man who did weird things do you as a kid lied about having free candy in his van.
>>33657252I have to fix my shit. I shouldn't do anything too irresponsible like that. I am scared of being scary. I finally started my meds too. I can do this, but I am so far from even feeling ok enough. But I'm also barely keeping sane being avoidant and dismissive. I hope donating blood goes well soonish.
/atoga/ femanon, I'm breaking up with you.>>33657258 is my new gfSorry, you were meant to be with Chad anyways, this qt however is meant to be my wife.
>>33657274>>33657267:(what does she have that I don't?
>>33657273You’re thinking about actually contacting Charlie?
>>33657277Goodnight
>>33657276A job.
>>33657276you're not a cute racist cop.
>>33657221Did you see that most sunscreens fail to protect you. They knew, and hid it.
>>33657278I hope it all gets better for you soon.
>>33657268It's fun to switch up.
>>33657268M. I would very much prefer to!
>>33657273Does that have something to do with you getting arrested a couple years ago? Curious about the story on that one
>>33657260No, unlike Charlie I don’t like murderers
>>33657280>>33657258despite making up only 13% of the population over 50% of unfounded and vitriol fueled police complaints come from basketball americans
Just tried “faking it till you make it”. I ended up breaking down and crying in the club when I realized I couldn’t keep up the facade.
>>33657290low t
>>33657288Wow police really hate a certain type of people who knew
foids, is it a red flag if i don't immediately clean up the bugs i kill? i have maybe half a dozen roach corpses hangin around in my bathroom rn, just how big of a turn off is that, really?
>>33657294Yes. Dealbreaker
>>33657294>foids, is it a red flag if i don't immediately clean up the bugs i kill? i have maybe half a dozen roach corpses hangin around in my bathroom rn, just how big of a turn off is that, really?NTA. Couldn't you get parasites from that?
>>33657294if you have to ask it's already over for you
>>33657293especially given the current state of affairs, I'd say it's justified
>>33657285Lol. I was detained in a wheelchair, since a black man decided to break a bone in my foot because my mom told him to.
>>33657298>NTAI meant NAG
>>33654734LDR aren't real anyway.Go for it
>>33657294MAXIMUM RED FLAG>unhygienic>can’t even deal with living things he’s killed
>>33657178Sounds boring
>>33657294......you should go clean that now..
>>33657302the qt racist cop could have saved you if you lived in NYC
>>33654734>What are your thoughts on pursuing someone who's in a LDR?Tha fuck Timmy gon do?
>>33657308elaborate
>>33657283>>33657284I don't actually know how to take a bra off and could use practice. How do you go about it reach behind her or put her back facing you? What do you do if you can't get it right away laugh it off?
>>33657290Should've gotten a little buzzed or high before going and then had a drink there. I went a couple weeks ago and it wasn't too bad
>>33657311>Tha fuck Timmy gon do?
>>33657301Like school shooters?
>>33657293hmmm it's almost as if a certain type of people committed more crimes or something. Weird.>>33657308huh, how? You'd get all the benefits without any of the work?
>>33657312I want to try a lot of sex things
>>33657290Story? Are you jumping in the deep end, or was there a buildup for this?From my understanding, fake it til you make it doesnt mean being someone you're not, it just means trying to build up organic confidence from an artificial source, positive inner talk, etc. Unless I'm mistaken.If you don't enjoy those environments, do something more aligned with the kind of person you are. Does anything about going clubbing match with your own metrics for success anyways?
>>33657313a) taking a bra off is not that hard.b) front or back shouldn't matter, do what you want.
>>33657173>Being in a relationship where the only form of sexual interaction is the guy eating me out and nothing else sounds like a dream honestly.How do I find a woman like you?
>>33657319White conservatives/incels?
>>33657317yeah...like school shooters
>>33657325Post the school shooters too
>>33657173Call me an asshole but, I just genuinely don’t enjoy eating women out. I just get bored very quickly. I could do 2 hours of straight foreplay and not get tired but putting my head down there immediately ruins my immersion.I do it anyways because of love but it’s just not for me…
>>33657320how does that justify putting a dick inside of you though? Considering all the headache that comes with that.
>>33657208Likely she wasn't interested in you but interested in the attention.This should be someone you flirt with and are able to ask to hangout outside of the gym with, once you are at that level you should be honest about your interest in having sex with her.
We should have a potluck
>>33657288What site is that?
>>33657212>I’ve been extremely attracted to men others have considered ugly before so I’m not worriedAny examples?
>>33657333nah, I'd rather have a plotfuck
>>33657333Chat, what dish are you bringing to the potluck?Can be fast food too, idc.I'll bring baked alfredo.
We need another Reconquista.
>>33657338>Chat:/
>>33657173>Being in a relationship where the only form of sexual interaction is the guy eating me out and nothing else sounds like a dream honestly.Can we do this + kissing?
With the current state of the world, how amicable are you with people with different poltical views? I’ve had friends turn sour because I didn’t completely cut off ignorant friends or family. Like one of my childhood friends definitely had someConservative views about lgbtq, but I can’t just cut him off only because of that. And I understand why people would hate me for that.
>>33657330I need justification to feel good?
>>33657349I'm so tired of political parasites that if one of the first things i know about someone is their political orientation, or if it could be easily explained by presenting a meme, I'm not dealing with it.
>>33657335You
>>33657349You choose your company, and so do they. You can't make everyone happy, so.. you can do what's right, or continue to be what is wrong.
I’m starting to think that finding a husband is not in Gods plan for me. Every attempt I make, an almost comical failure or other occurs What do I do?
>>33657355Wait, I'm considered ugly? Ouch.
>>33657360Give an example of one of your comical failures.Also how old are you?
>>33657349Depends on the political beliefs, but right wing is red flag. I don’t need these types of people in my life
>>33657360how old are you?
>>33657349>And I understand why people would hate me for thatThis is delusion.Anyone who says you should cut a family member out of your life for fairly mainstream, non-violent political views is someone you should actually cut out of your life.
my whole life people always think I'm older than I am, is this a good or bad thing? or nothingburger>>33654733my first kiss sesh or waterpark vacation ig
>>33657368What’s the conservative non violent part for lgbt?
>>33657349MaleI can get along with and talk to people in most parts of the spectrum, liberals, conservatives, libertarians, ancaps, etc., but not leftists. Leftists are terrorists, and should be removed from society.
>>33657366Are you lgbtqia+ or bipoc?
>>33657371Poor bait, do better
>>33657352don't women always say how penetration is mostly for the guy's pleasure and that getting eaten out is where they get their fill?
>>33657370Do you think the belief that marriage is only between a man and a woman, or that homosexuality is a sin, is inherently violent? Because that would indicate that you are someone with radical leftist views.>>33657374It's not bait.
>>33657375sorry we're being overan by political shit good luck
>>33657372What’s bipoc
>>33657370>What’s the conservative non violent part for lgbt?Medical transitioning should only be available to those over the age of eighteen.
>>33657370Nta, but based off YouTube comments and talking to people like that in real life, it usually people who prefer to “keep away” from lgbtq and have some ickiness about it. They won’t tell them to stop being them, but they’ll definitely be rolling their eyes (in their head) if they see a flamboyant dude. They’re the type who would probably have a bit of an internal crisis if they found out their best friend or son was gay
>>33657378Black Indigenous Person Of Color.Are you actually left, or just larping?
>>33657369Good sign for potential dependability/maturityPotentially bad sign for looks depending on how old you are/ how much older they think you are.Most likely nothingburger but I can conclude you're probably not obnoxious or a huge screw up.Or not and you can ignore all that
>>33657375I haven’t heard that, makes no sense to me.I’m also not>>33657377 I don’t mind if people talk politics.
when do you think right wing values will become standard and women will come out of the wood works claiming "they always had these beliefs" when not too long ago they had pronouns in their bios and took a knee for BLM?I found that no matter what happens women will always just side with the winner and condemn the loser and toss their beliefs and values out the window to conform to the status quo.
>>33657379Like what? Hormone blockers?
>>33657365My first almost boyfriend asks me on a date, Covid happens and he ghosts meMy first dating app date, something bad happens Sign up for a hobby with men there, it gets cancelled for the first time in like 30 years And then of course there’s just the general stuff. Never having classes with single guys, never having a single guy as a coworker >>3365736726
>>33657386What are you talking about? Right wing is the standard. Trump is President. Almost every demographic except black women was mostly on board for Trump. I
>>33657385>I haven’t heard that, makes no sense to me.I've seen it quite a lot. Especially if the guy's dick is small. Penetration without foreplay is always a dealbreaker, but foreplay without penetration is sometimes even preferred, or so I've heard
>>33657381I never said I was anything, you got triggered and assumed
>>33657390That's not true. White women of every generation besides gen X went for Harris, as did black people of both sexes, boomers, of both sexes, and Hispanic women.
>>33657390In america maybe. Although most women are arguably not too happy with trump.But definitely not in Europe, although far right parties here are gaining traction really fast, so it's just a matter of time. But I'd say overall women are still very much on the liberal side of things.
>>33657360The obvious answer is to marry a comical failure.On an unrelated note, I am single. ;)
>>33657360Never give up
>>33657349Very. I’m about as centrist as you can get and I have friends that are very left and very right. I can accept different views, everybody has their reasons to believe what they believe, but I draw the line at murderous rhetoric and patently absurd conspiracies.
Sex with titcow femanons and tying chestlets to a chair and making them watch.Gender, thoughts?
>>33657114tbqh that's largely the appeal for me, oysters are the ocean in edible form, they taste like the waters they come from so eating them sort of evokes a sense of seafaring. you could cook them until they're no longer runny but i find them absolutely disgusting when they're firm
>>33657389Well that is only 2 dates you mentioned...Not a lot of trying.I'm a guy and I was going on like 3 a month from tinder, realized it was bs but still. You need to try harder and it might break you.
>>33657368This. If I only could hang out with leftists I would be bored to death. I live in the best city in America but I haven’t found much leftists who are into sports, boxing , gym, cars, etc. I can appreciate them, but it is what it is.
>>33657389Damn it mostly sounds like a string of horrible luck. 26 isn't that old though. It does get harder for women as they age, but 26 shouldn't be significantly hindering you or anything.What's your dating pool like? What are you generally looking for? Are you ugly? Any mental illness that impairs your social skills? It doesn't sound like you're actively doing much to mess anything up. Keep at it anon
>>33657403Uh. So what am I doing here with average boobs? Just snacking?
>>33657396Do you think our bad luck would cancel out or compound and become more intense >>33657397I don’t want to but I’m worried if I keep pushing I’m going to end up dead>>33657407Those were just the highlights, I feel pretty demoralized already
>>33657410Cuck chair with no restraints
>>33657403Mixing tit size bait with horny posting seems counter productive unless you're attempting to piss off JH.
>>33657410go have sex with Chad, or whatever it is women do, I don't care, you're not part of this imaginary scenario.
>>33657412>Do you think our bad luck would cancel out or compound and become more intenseI'm not sure it matters.
>>33657386Never
>>33657412>I’m worried if I keep pushing I’m going to end up deadLike from violence or suicide?You need to be picky about your safety and not let your guard down and do things like meeting in private for a first date.I think you can be somewhat safe doing that and having people close to you know where you are meeting and having your location shared.Have you gone to therapy?
>waaa some woman has bigger breasts than me waaaWho gives a shit? Why do women feel the need to make up fake problems in their head and then proceed to get upset about them?
>>33657403FSounds boring i want more than watching
>>33657360You have to choose better
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>>33657424i have literally only ever seen men or men's fantasy portrayals of women actually care that much about it
>>33657424>waaa some guy has a bigger dick than me waaayou men are the same, stop being a hypocrite.Literally just be above 6 inches and you're fine.
>>33657424That’s a guy thing
>>33657424I'm here laughing because you still call them fatter than me even if they're shapely.
>>33657392>I never said I was anything, you got triggered and assumedIt's just odd you wouldn't know what bipoc means.
>>33657418Why not?>>33657420I don’t know. I think I’m going to die in some comical accident too, just because I keep pushing my luck>>33657426I try but I cannot afford to be picky
>>33657388>Like what? Hormone blockers?Yes. And surgeries.
>>33657409Is it really that bad? I don’t think I’m mentally ill, and I’m interested in normal guys. I’m not very pretty but I’m fit
>>33657448Those are mainly used on non trans people.
>>33657452No, the point of my post was that it *didn't* seem that bad based on your description alone.Before giving you empty platitudes, I just needed to run through the checklist of silent killers.
>>33657446>I try but I cannot afford to be pickyThat is probably your biggest issue, you need to play hard to get.
>>33657460I thought you meant HRT. I think puberty blockers are acceptable in cases of precocious puberty, for example.
>>33657446>I don’t know. I think I’m going to die in some comical accident too, just because I keep pushing my luckThat's not how it works.
>>33657467I’m already hard to want>>33657470How does it work?
>>33657389M 30That's nothing, watch this->Homeschooled, no dating until uni>first girl I asked out every 3-5 days because I didn't know any better when she said "I'm busy">second girl turned me down>ran into a girl I knew from church for 4 years since I was 9 and she was 6 and lost touch with for about 10 years, but my dumbass didn't ask her for her number>met 3-4 girls in a row with bfs/LDRs>didn't ask a girl out because my other friend was into her (dumbass me)>girl comes over to hookup with me but I realize I just ate something she's deathly allergic to. Rather than like swish listerine or something I just awkwardly talk her out of wanting any romantic interest in me.>bunch of first dates with no follow ups>female roommate arc, it's horny as shit but we don't like each other like that to get serious and having her as a roommate was basically pussy repellent>two girls I went out with came out as lesbians, around this time also find my biggest crush in uni is also now dating a woman>get really flirty with one girl then get a "bad feeling" and delete her from snap on a whim and never see her again>dated one girl for 3 months then realized I liked the idea of going out with her way more than actually >covid happens>another arc of first dates with no followups, some on my part, some on theirs>1 year of no dates because every girl I ask out shot me down>met two girls recently, one I jive with really really well but she has a bf, the other I really enjoy texting with but not much else and she may have a bf that I think she's trying to hide>Last girl I texted opened back with "It's going good, I'm leaving the country in 10 months to live as nomad in Southeast Asia for 2 years" >despite this I'd say that this year I'm getting along with more girls than I have ever gotten along with in my lifeI dunno it might sound like a kinda cursed life, but I honestly feel more optimistic now than ever. Don't give up.
>>33657468Why would you think that I asked you. Maybe you shouldn’t have an opinion on this
>>33657475That’s why you cut these people out of your life. Even their so-called non violent beliefs are based on nothing they know about.
aww shiet, here we go again
>>33657474Yea I also didn’t mention all the guys I met who had gfs but they never felt like options anywayAw anon the allergy story made me laugh sorry
>>33657446>Why not?Either we thrive or we lose our minds completely. Either way we have each other.
>>33657297>>33657298>>33657300>>33657307this is why women deserve hate. femcels aren't real, fucking confirmed
>>33657487Go away, ugly
>>33657294NAG but yes FFS
>>33654733mi was a chronically online child growing up. one of my closest friends when i was like 11/12 was this girl from australia. we eventually had a little LDR, and i cherish the memories cuz it was nice for 12 year old me
>>33657487no one cares, now post dick
Men, why did the other thread get pruned
>>33657492either the OP image got it deleted or the OP posted something that got all of his posts deleted simultaneouslyI'll cook a thread in a sec
>>33657492I’m guessing thread pic was too spicy
>>33657492Because OP posted the nigger stabbing video, so his post got deleted and therefore the whole thread with it.
>>33657492women :hotbeverageemoji:
>>33657488ok :(>>33657491sorry, personal policy, don't take nudes
>>33657496nah, bro thinks he's cooking :skullemoji:
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>>33657501bro bouta find out what that dih do :eggplantemoji:finna be in dem guts bruh :hotfaceemoji: I'm a freak frfr
>>33657475>Like what? Hormone blockers?>Why would you think that I asked you.Are you actually stupid?>>33657479>so-called non violent beliefsAgreed. For example, if dead naming isn't violent, why is it called dead naming?
>>33657538This is one of the most ignorant posts I've ever read on this site.
>>33657540Wait until you hear about autogynephilia.
