last episode: >>33663598be nice and have fun!
why do white boys like K-girls so much? They aren’t attractive and have no butt
>>33666728Korean girls are incredibly weird and mean, like Chinese girls are reptilians with zero empathy or emotion but they don't go out of their way to cause misery like Koreans do. Japanese girls always act weird and immature around white men anyways so I have no idea what they're actually like in a vacuum.
any gender, are you religious?
>>33666736FNo, and the part of my family that knows pretends like I'm still religious because they don't like it
I'm horny!
>>33666736uhh yeah. my religion is DEEZ NUTS
>>33666736f, no, but i let my grandparents think i am because they would be stressed about me going to hell
>>33666751guy?
men, what's something cute you've always wanted to do with a girl? (other than sex)
>>33666736>>33666755Do you have a moment to spare so I may teach you about the grace, gospel and everlasting love of DEEZ NUTS
girlsWhats the craziest place you’ve done it?
>>33666750>>33666757What turned you away from religion? Did you just grow away from it or did something specific happen?
was op too mentally ill to link the new early thread in the old thread?
>>33666736f, no
>>33666728I dont at all. The only nonwhite race of girls I’d date are western-middle east. Like georgian, persian, armenian>>33666736MVery>>33666762Marry one
>>33666762This will sound kind of cringey but I've always wanted to do one of those connection kind of exercises where you stare into each others eyes for a few minutes lol
Men, when you fuck a fat woman and you find out that she used to be in great shape. Does it ever piss you off, to know that she wouldn’t have picked you when she wasn’t fat?
womenIf your boyfriend did some bad things in his past, but never told you. Would you want one of his friends to inform you?
>>33666766Not being religious is natural and how we're all born.
>>33666762MTandem bike, I've done it twice and both times I end up doing all the pedaling unfortunately.
>>33666776depends on how bad, but if it was bad enough to break up with him, i would imagine he would not have friends.
I installed Duolingo and after less than 24h the thing already heavily gatekeeps me.I couldn't even finish the second lesson WTF has it always been this horrible??
>>33666776yes
>>33666779I'd make the argument that we a born agnostic - does anyone naturally think there is or isn't God? You'd just go about life without thinking about it all together right?
>>33666783Duolingo is so f-ing annoying I had to delete the app after a few weeks of using it because when you skip a day or several days or a week it's annoying as all hell with the notifications.
>>33666772I used to in the hopes if fixing herNow I dont even consider chubby girls because they’ll just balloon up later
>>33666782>>336667845+ years before he met you, he used to do drugs and had a LOT of VERY risky casual sex. But that all stopped 4 years before he met you.
>>33666761Yes, of course.
>>33666766hard to believe in a fairytale when you lose faith in the people who tried to convince you it was real. the problem with being raised into religion is that the relationship you have with the god is tied to your relationship with your parents, which both makes it not a true pure faith in god, and also means if your dad turns out to be a delusional narcissist, it all kinda comes apart at the seams.
Any gender, so it’s normal for women to experiment with other women, but if men do it they are gay. Why the double standard?
>>33666789>f-ing*FUCKING
GirlsWhat smut should I read to widen my horizons?
>>33666771aww. that is cute. would you want to do the 36 questions too?
>>33666798Cool it with the cussing.
>>33666762Snuggle for a long time. I run hot, though, and every woman I've dated was the same. Cuddling quickly became sweaty and uncomfortable. I'd love to spoon for the full duration of a movie, but it just isn't happening.
>>33666780i've got god quads, i wouldn't leave you hanging like that anon. just don't ask me to steer. i hate leaning on bikes.
>>33666789All I wanted to do was to learn some basic Spanish, but the thing already clamps down on me and I wasn't even able to finish the second lesson for lack of in-app-battery. :|
>>33666762i want to go down a water slide together with me hugging her from behind
>>33666792i mean, this is true of my bf, except i knew this and he stopped when we started dating. i made him get an std test too. if his friend approached me privately to tell me this, i would think badly of that friend, especially if he hasn't done it for years. i would think that friend is a shit starter
>>33666801I'm not sure what the 36 questions are but i'm guessing it's something like 36 questions to ask each other that are deep questions or something? Yeah i'd totally be into that - i'm a yapper.
why dont women care about us?
>>33666797believe it or not, those women? also gay!
>>3366681836 questions scientifically designed to make you fall in love with the other person.
>>33666762Go on several weeks long trips where it's just us driving around and exploring, eating new food and finding adventure.
>>33666796I see what you mean. I've seen a similar scenario play out a lot in real life. I originally asked the question because I wanted to get some anecdotal evidence on what i've read recently that women are becoming less religious and men more religious. Seems to be true so far.
>>33666736MYes
Foids, why don't you wear socks??
>>33666821I'd venture to say yes, but society says no. So weird.
>>33666822Ohhh yeah i'd totally do that lol. Gonna look up the list right now i'm curious what questions are on it.
>>33666826large social systems typically tend to skew power to the leaders, and the leaders typically tend to be men. women not being second class citizens means that getting into an organization like a religion means giving up power and autonomy, where getting into one as a man promises more power and influence over others.
>>33666835the first one is, if you could choose anyone in the world, who would you choose to have as a dinner guest?
>>33666826probably due to religious men being psychotic sociopaths with a get out of hell free card. at least with christians, you can do just any any horrible thing but as long as you pray to god for forgiveness you are off the hook. it creates men who are allergic to accountability, who are only capable of self forgiveness, and have the moral framework to do horrible monstrous things to you and your children but still be a good little christian boy at the end of the day.
>>33666814so what does that mean. You wouldn’t want to know this information or not?
>>33666839NTABesides the person you're with?
>>33666829why dont you sucks cocks??
>>33666842i would want my boyfriend to talk to me about it when he was ready to share. i would think any of his friends who approach me with 5+ yrs old information about his sketch behavior to be a snake and not a real friend to him.
>>33666762Day trip where I piggyback her everywhere
>>33666842Why would she not want to know it?Very obviously she'd want him to tell her himself?!
>>33666843you could say the person you're with, but you would have to be dead serious. we're talking about one dinner; you don't want to have a chat with anyone else on earth that you wouldn't get otherwise? no celebrities, scientists, world leaders, even vague choices like "the woman i will marry one day" or "that kid i was friends with on a vacation twelve years ago".
>>33666820Because they only care about themselves.
>>33666836>>33666841Up until recent years women were more religious than men though.
>>33666854until recent years we had more faith in men and the structure they provided.
>>33666839Damn, that's a hard one. Who would you choose?
Women can we trust you with our balls?
>>33666854Gen z is seeing a lot of inversions, they're also the first generation where the women are doing more drugs and alcohol than the men are.
>>33666858If she will tickle your balls, she will protecc your balls
>>33666857i'll say it's a tossup between the author of my favorite books, my favorite musician, or my childhood friend i wish i could make up with.
>>33666736Myes and I go to church 2-3 days a week + one weekly Bible study at a friend's house>>33666762what >>33666823 said, and some kind of homebody movie day where we just watch like a series like PotC or LotR all day while snuggled up together>>33666783Don't do duolingo if you actually want to learn a language, use anki flash cards to learn vocabulary with some kind of supplementary material that forces you to interact with the language. Videogames or comics/manga in the language you want to learn, for example. Duolingo doesn't teach languages, it just sells you useless, sometimes incorrect language and the faster you learn the language the more quickly you are expected to delete the app.
>>33666728not white, but asian chicks are hot af.
1 week since the breakup with the ex gf of 2 years, feelin good. What was the final nail was that she created a fake scenario in which someone she hates and who I have 0 ill feeling towards had cancer and she got extremely pissed off because I expressed empathy towards the person and I ''asked too many questions'', dunno how I'm supposed to ask 0 questions and not think thats its fucked up someone we knew had cancer. It was all a fake scenario she created, the person doesn't even have cancer.
>>33666736m, nope
>>33666766it started when I was little. i was reading scripture and though the language is said to be hard to understand, the parts i did understand were alientating. it was like a slap in the face. up until that point, i had gotten my information about my religion from secondary sources, who conveniently reiterated the good parts. then i read the book myself and i was like there's no way the creator of the universe, my God, my all loving, embracing, just, all knowing.. etc would think or say this. i closed the book with an anxiety in my heart, then i put it off my mind by saying maybe i misunderstood a, b, c, d, e... But the doubts always remained, about this or that. And no answers given to me were satisfying. Not to mention, people around me weren't interested in finding answers at all, and I was told I shouldn't look further into it because I couldn't possibly understand God's wisdom, which wasn't very convincing to me, because in my mind, if God wanted us to blindly worship Him, He could've just created us thus, but he gave us a brain. Also, you REALLY have to use your own judgement in a lot of religious matters, whether because there's no precise text about that, or because different texts contradict themselves or because you need to verify the source etc Then one day I had an argument with my sister because she said people who take their own lives go to hell, and it enraged me. Then she practically called me an unbeliever and it enraged me further because she was blindly following what she was told about our religion, while acting like I was a filthy sinner for not wanting desperate people who ended their lives to suffer in the after life. But I had no argument against, just anger. Later on I read a philosophy book that helped me see a lot of the fallacious thinking that gets used to support religion and one fine summer day I stopped believing in God.
>>33666728I only like Japanese and Chinese. Korean are trash.
>>33666766I also realized how ridiculous many of the stories that I was told in the scripture, how the morality it teaches reflected the morality of the people who lived in the time the book emerged and how the book itself was influenced by other stories from other books and sources etc.
>>33666848>>33666845the boyfriend doesn’t think it’s her business, and the friend only just realized that he never told his gf that stuff
>>33666762>always wantedimma change that to things I like to do. Picnics, holding hands, exploring new things together, enjoying things she likes together, her sitting on my lap, grow old together
>>33666841>you can do just any any horrible thing but as long as you pray to god for forgiveness you are off the hookSola Fide really did numbers on Christianity and its perception>>33666854I'd say women lag behind men. As men got more secular, so did women. As more men go to church, women will eventually follow.
>>33666772that's like asking if you fuck an older gal and see a pic of her younger self and being mad. Just enjoy the fact you just came in a chick
>>33666762I like exploring places but Id like to go to a music store and we find some stuff to listen to once back home, also play guitar with, ex gf would never play guitar with me would just get insecure about it, always wanted to play some alice in chains with her, which I knew she was capable of doing.
>>33666867>Duolingo doesn't teach languages, it just sells you useless, sometimes incorrect language and the faster you learn the language the more quickly you are expected to delete the app.I did some research after my post and it seems Duolingo has become really unpopular and greedy recently.I already installed Busuu, an alternative I saw mentioned in reddit comments. lolJust want to learn some basics for an upcoming holiday, nothing too fancy.
>>33666783duolingo is meant to be like social media in that it wants to hold your attention for long periods of time. Duolingo isn't trying to teach you a language, it wants you to waste your time on it believing you are.
>>33666861I can see how these 36 questions make people get to know each other fast. Beneficial to know if you want to keep dating or not!
>>33666867>yes and I go to church 2-3 days a week + one weekly Bible study at a friend's houseI respect Bible study a lot, more so than even church. I feel like people get more out of it this way.
>>33666783Duolingo was good 7 years ago I still use it for new languages since I hate translation exercises (when you read a text and translate it in your head) its quite useful still pay for the premium if you want faster results its a slow burn before the dreaded translation exercises which is where language learning really kills you
Girls, when was the last time you bounced on it?
>>33666797Lelabian sex is basically just schlicking with a friend
you musta bounce on eeeeeet, ccccrazy style
>>33666858No. I want to be able to play with them, but I've been told I'm always too rough with them no matter how careful I try to be.
>>33666797cause women are hot
>>33666762I want to watch her peeI mean I already watch women pee all the time on my computer, but I want to get married to a woman and watch her pee at least twice a day for the rest of my life. If I were independently wealthy and could stay home I'd want to watch literally every drop she peed for the rest of our mutual life. Is that cute?
>>33666901Last weekend. I did everything I could with it.
>>33666902>LelabianIs this like a portmanteau of labia and lesbian? lol
>>33666874In regards to your sister and religion in general it does allow for easy black and white thinking if you follow the dogma. It can make your life less stressful as opposed to you questioning it constantly that can cause a lot of psychological stress. I'm not sure one way of being is better than the other. But it's kind of interesting none the less. I've definitely been more of a questioner like you and it's often brought me headache and heartache. Then I see some hardcore christians or muslims or whatever and they just seem happier maybe because they don't have to think about such deep stuff and can simply live their lives.
>>33666907did you stack donuts on it?
>>33666902FI want to stroke my man while I play with myself or he plays with me. Mutual masterbating is so sexy. Would honestly be 10000x hotter if he watch porn categories he likes while we played.
>>33666901Women rarely do anything but lay like a dead fish.
>>33666762Go to the place near me with roller coasters and haunted hayride
>>33666906Yes
>>33666908No my weird fucking phone keyboard likes to play tricks
>>33666856Everything isn't always men's fault, you're just a sexist, opportunistic, hypocritical psychopath. Feminists went out of their way to kill off that privileged superstructure you now "lost faith in" and you cheered them all the way.
>>33666913Watching a video you both made of that, where in the video you are also watching a video of you
State gender, when you watch porn, are you constantly skipping to the good parts? Or are you watching entire sections?
>>33666911No, I had no donuts to do that with. I unironically sang into it like a microphone and shit like that, though.
>>33666919that all happened before i was born chief, i'm just making my way in the world i was given
>>33666902So wrong. Actual sex with a lesbian who knows what she's doing is crazy different compared to masturbating together.
>>33666918L E L A B I A NI will use this word now on atoga instead of saying lesbian. hehe
>>33666927>Actual sex with a lesbian
Women, a guy is fingering you till you're soaking wet, then he takes it out and lifts it towards your mouth. Is it hot for him to share it with you to eat, or would you rather him just have it to himself?
>>33666921That chasing a higher high and a better better is what causes addiction.
>>33666930There is definitely a line between sexual intimacy and SEX sex when I've been with a woman. It's less obvious than the easy distinction of PIV with guys, but the distinction is still there.
>>33666762I wish I had a girl to spend time with during recess/have lunch with/do homework together in my school years. I missed out on that.
>>33666931I don't particularly find it hot to taste myself, nor do I find it hot to have a guy taste me like that. If anything, I'm happy just keeping our bodily fluids out of our mouths in general.
>>33666931Share it with me! I always want my mans fingers in my holes. Especially my mouth. If he made me taste it with one hand while his other was in my pussy.. I would end up filling his hand with squirt
Women what percentage full is your bladder?
>>33666938And if he lapped up his nut off me and spit it in my mouth, I am pretty sure I would propose marriage - on the spot.
>>33666903Ugh. You're making my pussy huuurttttttt.Owwwwww. Gonna go eat and exercise. Need d8stractionnnnnnaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>33666940It's always feels like it's at least at 30%. I have urinary incontinence issues, including an issue with emptying fully. Thanks for making me remember my medical problems, asshole.
Hello, femanons, what is the one thing that you want a man to do despite all his flaws.
I have been working on exersising my snatch - will it be tighter and will my boyfriend notice?
>>33666910Religion has taught me a few useful things like self-control (through abstention). For eg, I watch porn but I'm not addicted to it. I jerk off, but I can abstain if I wanted to... I recognize the value of sensual pleasures, but I can go on for a long period of time without them if I choose to. Religion however for eg is a big reason for why my sister struggles with OCD. Also this might sound dumb, but I used to never feel comfortable, not on my own, not in my own thoughts.. because God is watching and can hear my thoughts. I also felt that my religion (or my interpretation of religion) made me a pariah (you shouldn't lie to people, say hurtful things to people, forgive people etc and once people realized you feared God and or that's your moral landscape, they would take advantage of it: so they do fucked up shit to you then be like "your God forgives people who once strayed from the path and doubted He existed... but you, a mortal, can't forgive little old me?"
>>33666921M, generally I skip to the parts I want to see. But i've noticed if I sit through the start I end up getting way hornier I guess because there is a build up? I'm starting to do that more now than just skipping to the scene I want.
>>33666913my gf and I do this (except we don’t use any porn, we just talk about fantasies and make out/touch each other elsewhere) and it’s great
Women, how true is this >>33666941? As in how much do you really want him to do this?
>>33666949Yeah, guys notice when you squeeze it. Kegels are something both genders should do
>Me when you guys (especially femanons) start talking about sexHaving a girl touch my dick seems like "i want to be a billionaire" level of fantasy at this point
>>33666946Not you, pedo
>>33666954fuck yes
>>33666954Since I am female, verrrry hot.I literally said I would propose. 1000/10
>>33666938i wanna eat your squirt
>>33666959>pissfag is also obsessed with talking about pedophiliaNobody is surprised.
>>33666954Sounds foul to me, personally.
>>33666957billionaire = 10^9$50-100 = <10^2A days work pays for one
>>33666962I would be so embarassed if i squirted on a guys face. I wouldn't know what to say.
>>33666947Femanons please answer this as it is distracting me from my studies. Social skills I hear is important so if I get it out of the way I can stat focused on my college work.
>>33666957The way most people treat it, it's nothing special. It's a short few seconds of euphoria like when you masturbate. Actually a good way to put it is that most sex is self-masturbation you are just using the other person instead of your hand or toy or whatever. Sex is only good when both people actually truly love each other. Which is exceeding rare. But it's the best feeling ever and it lasts a long time before and after sex.
>>33666886>Getting fat is like getting oldNo, getting old is an unevitable part of life. Letting your self go, isn’t!
>>33666957I settled for a fatty right now. It's embarrassing but it is what it is. The attention feels nice at least and she's trying hard to please me.
I love being cute
>>33666947Could you rephrase your question? Did you mean what's one thing we find attractive that eclipses a guy's flaws?
>>33666973PLAP
>>33666974Technically the uneducated fuck did not ask a question since there was no question mark.
>>33666974It's not just that, but say a guy in any setting is struggling to say things that are not offensive to women due to autism from either being too passive or aggressive or is downright confusing. What is one thing despite interacting with that that you would appreciate thst would make it easy to deal with.Essentially I'm asking you how can I make your day easier to deal with an animal like me when we have to work together?
>>33666976I get in a rush when typing.
>>33666967moan intensely, or a sexual fuuuuck. Show him that u like him, and that he got u going. Squeeze his hands if ur holding hands or if ur legs are around his then hold them tighter. Gets the dick harder and makes me wanna lap all of you up. If hes smart, hes keeping a towel nearby. Or if its at your place, u should have one near
>>33666978Don't care.
>>33666972get her to exercise with u. Or enjoy cuddles
>>33666960>>33666961Fine, I'll do it>>33666965Nothing wrong with this, but I'm curious to know, what kinda personality/sexuality do you got? Do you only like vanilla stuff, are you more reserved as a person, reserved during sex? Religious, super clean, don't like sharing/splitting food or money?
>open thread>atoga is horny today>get bonerFemanons, I'm supposed to be studying!
Where do I meet clingy gf
>>33666985I'm very sexual with lots of weird kinks. I think I'm a very tidy person, but not really a germaphobe or anything like that. I'm not religious and I'm happy to share things with a partner.
>>33666987Alright, I am going to filter you from now on.
>>33666980Sometimes and orgasm literally takes my breath away and its the most difficult time to make sounds escape. I am going to try to do this.New challenge unlocked: Moan durring orgasm
>>33666987If you shower her with lots of attention, most girls will be a little clingy. The more friends she has, the less she'll rely on you though.
>>33666986I AM ONLY HORNY FOR MY BOYFRIEND
>>33666977Jesus christ. Reading that gave me a stroke. I bent and went to chat gpt to translate.**"It's not just that — imagine a guy who, because of autism, struggles to talk to women without coming off as either too passive, too aggressive, or just confusing. What’s one thing you’d appreciate from him that would make interacting with him easier?Basically, I’m asking: if we had to work together, what could I do to make things easier for you, even if I come across as difficult or awkward?"**Please only respond yes or no if this is correct.
>>33666994Which is why I am posting here too, babe.
>>33666988list kinks plz
>>33666986Dude, interpersonal relationships with different personalities is highly important in the workplace, college, and out in public. Learning how to properly deal with a woman who had a vastly different personality from my incel self when I have to survive is important. I'm not looking to score, but I'm looking to make an easy transaction when I need to get through the day with a woman. I lived my entire life isolated. What if I have a partner who is a woman at college and she avoids me and I can't do my project because I'm an incel?
>>33666987Could do Kill Devil Hills, or I could drive down there.
>>33666995Yes
>>33666996You are not my boyfriend
>>33666989>https://archive.4plebs.org/adv/search/text/Where%20do%20I%20meet%20clingy%20gf/>390th straw finally broke the camels back
Imo, the big three things that get a guy hard is boobs, ass, and her sexual noises (moaning, sexual banter, dirty talk). Thoughts, men? What do you have on your list?Women, what are the big main things that guys do that makes you wanna hop on their dick?
>>33666995>>33667000Patience, being able to take turns in conversation and give pause for feedback.
>>33666994Which is evidence of a healthy relationship, and I'm allowed to be envious.This isn't me >>33666996
>>33666977>with an animal like me*pets your fur* nooo, don't say that :pjk, but my advice is assume the other person means well. and if that doesn't do, ask for a clarification (like you would if you misheard something), and if that doesn't cut it, then maybe take offense at the other person. This is my advice on how to handle not being sure if the other person did something offensive and how to respond. How to not say something offensive? That's a tough one for people who are autists like us, whose their emotional intelligence is a little stunted. I'd say interact with people assuming they mean well. And if you do something offensive the other person doesn't appreciate, try to talk to them calmly and understand why they're coming from.However, the most important piece of advice I can give you is to not rush any of this (just because I said this to you, don't try to take it for a spin, i.e., try it out immediately kek). The best medicine is prevention. So sit back, watch your colleagues, try to understand their character, and in general what they appreciate and what they get upset over... I don't say this so that you mold yourself into what they like, but so that you can avoid some embarrassment, bad judgement... by learning how they act and how they are
I’m panicking I’m too old to find a husband everyone I know who’s getting married met each other before they were 20 I’m sick right now
>>33667006Sounds might be #1 for me. I also really like a nice back.
>>33667006Neck kisses, feeling his breath, massages, Him sweetly telling me disgustingly sexual things. Number one is feeling his fingers inside of me. Whether he is prepping me to take his cock or fingering me to feel me squirm fromhis pleasure, its steamy.
>>33666977nag, but I gotta agree that even though I understand your question, this and the other question you posed are very badly worded. If you want girls to respond to you, you gotta be more clear and direct. Which is sorta meta since communication is the main part of the question you're asking, kek.If you're being spazzy to women and can't control it, why do you think you aren't doing it to other men? Is this really a gender question? Else, why not just treat other women how you'd treat the men?
>>33667011where they're coming from*
>>33667012Aren't you 26?
>>33667012how old?
>>33667009>This isn't me >>33666996 (You) #No.Fucking.Shit.Autist.
Femanons is there a specific way you would like a man that you have a crush on to declare his romantic interest in you? (on text)I've been talking with this girl for a while and I'm pretty sure she likes me and I'm going to ask her out but we live at the opposite sides of the country so we haven't gotten to meet yet.I could always ask her the plain old regular way but I'd like to make it special for her if possible instead of potentially anticlimatic. Should I just flirt and tease her and push the envelope bit by bit till the cat gets out the bag?
>>33667019>>3366702026
>>33666762m share our favourite songs and sing them but this is just a dream I've had for a long time this song has been waiting for over 5 years so here it is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYN-wYlG5-A for atoga
>>33667006kind of a nebulous question but as for things that will make a guy stand out:>funny>smart>good fashion/hair
>>33666938I could probably break cinder blocks with the boner this gave me.
>>33667024You're okay, breathe.
>>33667026This is shit
>>33667012Heh, same age. Wanna date?
>>33666997Raceplay, anal, toys, dirty talk, rough stuff, light breathplay.
>>33666973Tell us about your outfit
>>33667024im uh 24, turning 25 in december, be my wife? only if willing to have kids
>>33666907Do you bounce facing him, or away?
>>33667028Imagine a vacaroo
>>33667034JH?
>>33667016>>33667011>>33667007Alright, thank you. I'll keep that in mind.
>>33667040Are you offering?
Women, rank these from best to worst?Background info. I told my brother to shave his lengthy beard because he has bad mustache genes (at best has a stubble stache), and that he looks like an Amish pedo. He didn’t believe me. He ended up shaving the disgusting beard and now has a full stubble and he’s more confident and successful in the last 3 months socially than he’s ever been.So rank these>struggle/stubble mustache with multi inch beard >Stubble mustache/beard combo>no mustache, multi inch beard >Stubble mustache, no beard Pic shows about the most my brothers mustache can grow currently
>>33667021NTA. I thought you were the same tbqh
Femanon, please turn this fantasy into reality >>33667040, thanks
>>33667045Oh I forgot to add>clean shaven
How do I find a gambling and horsepilled gf?
Women, can you feel the balls slapping you during sex?
>>33667045FI love stubble or short beard, then moustache, and i hate long bushy beards, clean shaven depends on how he looks
>>33667045picrel looks pretty good but i wouldn't let the beard grow out much longer. would prefer clean shaven though
>>33667027I meant more like bedroom stuff. Guy can't be telling too many jokes during sex, else the mood isn't sexy enough (unless it is for you). Being smart is good for like pleasing a girl, but him spouting ww2 facts probably isn't gonna make a girl's pussy wetter. Boobs, ass, and moaning will always make a guy hard. For feet people, feet will. What do you like?
>>33667029I’m a failure though arent I
>>33667038Nta I’m 24 and want kids
>>33667060nta, no
>>33667012How old are you?
>>33667054Yes, hits my clit in doggy and couldliterally alone, make me cum
>>33667060No, you're not.
>>33667012Hmm I didn't get married till my early 30s and we only knew each other about a year and its turned out great for me. We are planning on having kids soon. Best advice I can give is nobody is perfect so don't be too picky. Have a few non-negotiables, maybe 3 tops. One of mine was no drugs at all and he can't be an alcoholic. Another piece of advice is to work on yourself. Try and be a better version of yourself. Work out, treat people with kindness, de-stress where needed, etc. I'd also approach dating super intentional - let the other person know within a date or two that you are dating with the intention of getting married so if they are looking for something casual you both can move on. Hope that helps! Put yourself out there!
Women, how many orgasms can you take in one night before having to stop? He's completely into it in this situation
>>33667060No but you ARE annoying
>>33667067Really? That's great to hear.
>>336670451. moustache - beard2. moustache + beard3. no moustache + beardTbh, anon, I think it depends on the person tho. Some men can pull off moustaches, some can't and look like pedos and trashy porn stars, some can pull off beards, some look like filthy hipsters and terrorists
>>33667073I know
>>33667039Did both. I like facing away for the angle specifically, though.>>33667041Of course.
>>33667042god speed!
>>33667078PLAP
>>33667071After a few, they start to bleed into each other if there's no break. I'm happy to keep going until I'm physically in pain from the friction or the muscles I end up pulling.
>>33667071Endless number. Play it by ear. Will need hydration, honey pax and ac.
>>33667059specifically during sex, i guess>being vocal>eye contact>kissing
>>33667074Lol why do you say that?
>>33667081So when your bf is fucking you and is about to cum, does he pull out and finish inside your gf's mouth? How do you guys take care of his cum?
>>33667062Thats reassuring to know, feels like a lot my age dont want any, where you from?
Same idea as previous thread. every year a census is performed. Women collectively vote which guys are good enough to date and which ones arent.The ones who arent being deprived of a basic human need are thus exempt from providing to the society as they arent benefiting from it either. So they dont have to pay taxes, pay for healthcare, etc.My thinking is, people are somehow entitled to social benefits like welfare just for being lazy and not working. So why not give the same to a large percentage of the population that will experience significant health issues as time goes on.if an overweight fat lady, who refuses to work and lose weight gets handouts, why wouldnt a guy who maybe, at no fault of his own, is doomed to lonelyness and the healt risks included with this. Maybe prostitution would fix this, but its illegal so its actually the same as going to work as a car painter and working without a mask
>>33667081What makes you like that way better?
>>33666914Trvke. If you want good sex, get an escort.
>>33666736FAgnostic and like to keep all of that to myself.
>>33667092In the past, pretty much. I've been having him finish on my butt then they clean it up for me, recently.
>>33667071How many can YOU take?
>>33667094Imagine thinking of all that instead of actually doing something about your life.
>>33667094>at no fault of his ownthis got a good chuckle outta methanks, 'non
>>33667094I hate that things have gotten bad enough that I'm thinking this over
>>33667096He's pretty long, so I can't comfortably take him all the way unless I angle his dick so it doesn't stab me right in the pain button. It's just plainly easier to lean forward while on top than lean back if I need that much control. Sorry to make the answer so boring.
>>33667087>honey pacThis is really smart, I never thought of this before>>33667085How long until you start relying heavily on lube to reduce the pain?
Moids, what makes a woman a good communicator in your pov?
>>33667110I haven't used lube for anything but anal in a long time. I'm wet as fuck 24/7, so I don't think that'd help much. Most if the rawness is self inflicted from rubbing myself too roughly during sex, honestly.
>>33667109nta, what's his dick shape? Like, where does it curve if at all and what direction does it point to? Also, girth?
>>33667090As a guy, I really like the feeling, and I'm glad it isn't annoying for women.
>>33667110>really smartGet enough to share, lick them off ofeach other etc.
>>33667109Bro no need to apologize, I wasn't expecting some crazy story
>>33667102As a dude, cumming by the third? time in a row in short amount of time will start hurting.
>>33667112Being direct. Sorry, but your signals are mostly noise to me.
>>33667106there' a serious loneliness epidemic for a reason. these type of questions will have to be addressed sooner or later. Like it or not, the pursuit of sex and having kids is what drove men to create and improve society. When half of men are priced out, civilization enters a death spiral that gets worse exponentially every year
>>33667094i know youre just a schizo but ironically just implementing UBI would solve a lot of your issues and be a whole lot simpler
>>33667118What does it feel like for you? I would think it might hurt
JH is sharing a boyfriend. We have reached critical mass of the incel epidemic.
>>33667123i hate, why do you smell so bad have you shampoo or water at home, you give off small dick energy, you have small beady eyeslike that?
>>33667115It's pretty straight overall. His head kind of goes up, idk how to describe it well without like literally drawing it. It's hot, though. And he's thick. I want to compare it visually to like a 5.5" dildo, but it feels less thick than that during actual sex.
>>33667132i hate you*have you no*
>>33667121It feels like I'm always the boring one during hornyposting questions nowadays.
>>33667126I dont think it would. Its like the the whole ''if everyone is special, noone is''. Hypergamy would still be in effect and genetics would still override work
>>33667124>there' a serious loneliness epidemic for a reason. these type of questions will have to be addressed sooner or later.I completely agree.At the same time I don't think that's the answer.Men need structure a lot more than women do, and right now, that need isn't being met at all. Even lonely men can thrive with some sort of structure and purpose.It's not like I feel like these men deserve to be alone. They don't. At the same time, life was never fair to anyone ever. Whether we like it or not, in the end you have to watch out for yourself and try and find some happiness before you die.On a societal level, we need to stop demonizing masculinity. We need to collectively celebrate femininity and masculinity as their own things, as both are extremely needed for a healthy society.Everyone's too fucking toxic right now. Normies should've never gotten access to the internet.
>>33667093America, You?
>>33667131Don't blame me for whatever that means.
>>33667141IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ME. I WAS GOING TO DELIVER THE BABY BATTER OF PROPHECY.
I’m sorry for being annoying
>>33667132That works for me. I have doe eyes though.
>>33667138>It's not like I feel like these men deserve to be alone. They don't. At the same time, life was never fair to anyone ever. Whether we like it or not, in the end you have to watch out for yourself and try and find some happiness before you die.That is true, but back then it was a way smaller percentage of men getting the short end of the stick in this regard. and if they did, they could just go to war somewhere in hopes of getting some or getting killed in the process before the symptoms of chronic loneliness materialised.Now, you're basically stuck for 40 years before dying and suffering the entire way.
>>33667145Where are you on your cycle and would you like sex with me right now if we were bf/gf?
>>33667138>Normies should've never gotten access to the internet.AGREEDThey didn't even care about it until that fucking Steve Jobs and his iTrash, it's all his fault
>>33667132>>33667135Goth girl, are you typing one-handed?
How's your Monday going anons
>>33667130I do feel a little sore after, but it's a good kind of sore. Like after a work out.
>>33667131She shouldn't even be posting here anymore now that shes in Chad's harem
>>33667012dw plenty of betabuxers who wont care about your roastie hag ass
>>33667131As I've said previously, it's hot that lesser men have to be single because better men want multiple women.
>>33667152Interesting
>>33667148Sex would be amazing anytime, with my man. A week post mesi
>>33667145It's ok. I like you.
>>33667147Again, shit isn't fair. Hold on to the little good things you have because it's not like life will give you any hand outs.
>>33667070How did you guys meet?
>>33667112>womenThis isn't a gendered question. All people should be good communicators, even though many aren't (I'll explain why here). Good communication requires some level of trust, else there may be something held back, perhaps due to fear, maybe fear of judgement.Good communication requires good empathy; you need to be able to speak in a way where you're imagining how they're hearing your words, would they really understand it in a way you would? In your first comp sci class, you'll practice something like "How do you make a pb&j sandwich?" But the trick is that every single step in comp sci must be explained, else the computer won't understand you. Most people make too many assumptions on the information they're trying to give. It's like, can you really talk to someone about an giraffe if that person has never heard of it or seen one before? Too many assumptions is a huge issue in communication. A very fluid state of mind is needed to communicate well. Why is this black person afraid of going to the police? Is this confusing to me because they have an experience a non-darky like me doesn't have? What could they possibly be afraid of?Amazing empathy requires a good heart. This is obvious. Many people have a good heart.Amazing empathy requires intelligence, because the above description is just one type of problem solving. Most people are not good at problem solving. This means that we cannot fault people for being bad at empathy, even if we aren't, since we understand there's always someone smarter than us, so it'd be hypocritical, it wouldn't be empathetic. Intelligence is improved by experience. This means being a good listener to hear other people out. Being a good listener, patient, kind, not rude.It's improve by self reflection. Understanding yourself well is required to explain what you want to say. Why are we angry at this moment? Are we angry at a person, at an object? I can't type more. Incomplete answer but hopefully you get the gist.
>>33667163>Again, shit isn't fair.I understand that, but why are we leveling the playingfield for certain groups but not for others.Lazy people can get welfare, why not permaloners
>>33667146oh so the beady eyes slander you can't tolerate, but the small dick allegations, that you feel no incentive to set straightkek, i wonder why>>33667150not goth girl, sorry for disappointing you 'nonthe problem is 'non sometimes i don't proof read i admit, but i often do, it's just my mind doesn't pick up on the typos even after i re-read over and over. i have had this problem for years now, after major burn out. it's better now. years ago, couldn't remember shit, made typos all the time, i would read something and my mind refuses to decode it into meaningwhat's worse, anon, i used to be meticulous about these things
Some men here type like poorly written villains in a fanfic.
>>33667164yeah..I cant picture a nice white couple putting up with that very long
>>33667171Permaloners can get welfare if they're "lazy" too, anon.
>>33667173>he finally figured out that /adv/ is a retarded larp ragebait board
>>33667133His dick points up but you like doing reverse cowgirl over normal? Why? Like, what feeling of pleasure does it give you that beats the other position?
>>33667172Maybe big dick scrambled your brain?
>>33667170I don't know whether it's gendered or not. Bad a good communicator in Japan isn't a good communicator in the US who isn't necessarily a good communicator in GermanyIf communication can vary culturally, maybe our notions of what a good communicator is can be slightly influenced by gender too.
Femanons, what are your 2 favourite places for a man to cum?
I’m so cold, bros
>>33667131sounds hot to me
Women, can you tell whether an otherwise normal looking man is a loser or not just by looking at him?If so, what are the signs? Body language?
>>33667176but if they're not lazy?
>>33667161Why
>>33667188they can pretend you retard.
>>33667187Remember the virgin walk vs Chad stride meme?
>>33667140ah, the yookay, bit far, where from though specifically? I wanna guess arkansas as a random guess
>>33667191you cant get a job and work if you're on welfare though.>pretendand do what?
>>33667190Well, you're ernest for one. When so many ragebait and troll.
>>33667187Honestly I'd have to find out, cause right now almost anywhere sounds good...
>>33667196earnest*
>>33667187not really, but i'm autistic
>>33667194Anon, giving anyone money because they're lonely men literally doesn't solve shitAt least "lazy" people tend to reproduce.
>>336671831. in me2. in the condom
>>33667196I just whine
>>33667181Is this your pitch?I'd rather have my brain scrambled by a big dick, then something like your nub
>>33667202why should they be obliged to pay into the society then.
>>33667192I see, but that can't give you the full picture can it? What if someone is just doing the virgin walk because they're in a bad mood?>>33667198what?
>>33667206I'll wear a sheath
>>33667196>so manyYou don't? Kek
>>33667209You're not if you don't leave in society. Go ahead and live in the woods.If you're existing inside society, actively receiving things like more safety than buttfuck nowhere, water systems (pipes and stuff), readily available food, electricity, internet, etc, then you fucking contribute. Simple as.So if you don't wanna pay taxes then go ahead and live in a remote place by yourself.
>>33667169Through a mutual friend!
>>33667182This is an interesting thought imo.Idk, how should they be different then? Should women be louder and men be quieter? What sort of gender-cultural difference exist between men+women that inherently mess with communication?
>>33667214you literally cant do that even if you tried.
>>33667187nag. No one can do this. It's just that they will think your are a loser if you seem like one to them. I'll let women answer your question
>>33666728They are small thin and hot, and they have smooth skin and are very soft with nice teeth and big eyes and VERY TIGHT PUSSIESKGB
When did you find out you’re ugly?
>>33667219Are you stupid? There's tribes out there in the world that have no contact with general society.
>>33667204but where in you?
>>33666762I just watched a video with a woman gagging from thinking about a specific item, I would want to present her with thousands of these items and then hug her as he gags
>>33667222probably when i was 9-10 I think
>>33667216That is sweet I will keep trying thank you. Apps have been so demoralizing
>>33667187Yeah I guess some people you can tell if they are a loser by looking at them. But it kind of depends on what type of loser you are talking about - the virgin loser or the bad boy loser.
>>33666772No, I fucked a fat woman once in my teens and was disgusted the entire time, did not give a single shit about her
>>33667223those are protected by the goverments. If you were to move into the woods, build a cabin and live off the land, you'd have the feds on your ass in a week
>>33667224Have an IUD, crave feeling him fill mewith his hot nut but havn't experiencedit
>>33667211Oh oops>>33667198 meant for >>33667183
Women, why dont (You) like bbc as much as white guys do?
>>33666858I am a man but qualified to answer as I always ask girls to put my balls inside their mouth. I still have them and they are still solid
>>33667224vagina (other anon isn't me)
>>33666728agree with >>33667221small, thin, smooth pale skin (huge skincare industry), pretty eyes to stare into, age slowly
>>33667222>>33667226 about same for me
>>33667233Nah. I know tons of cases where people go decades undetected by authorities. You give the government too much credit if you think people will care that much about you.
What the fuck is going on with white girl music anyways?
>>33667212I hate your penisI just want to punish it
>>33667222Not until college lol
>>33667247I guess it would depend where you live. My country is tiny tiny. you basically cant go 30 minutes in the woods without seeing someone or ending up in a village
Women, any issues when you chose your contraceptive? Like, hormones, weight issues, etc?
>>33667227Yeah apps and bars unfortunately are kind of bottom of the barrel. If your Christian there are some decent apps with decent men on there. Also in person church and church activities like bible study, volunteering, etc you meet a ton of people. Besides that my best recommendation is whatever you like to do i'd just do that but in group form. There are ton of groups/clubs for everything. If you like walking/running/hiking there are running clubs, if you like reading there are book clubs, if you like volunteering there are a lot of options, etc. Just look online. In my opinion the quality is generally way higher there than bars or apps. Go to festivals too, it can be random like a greek festival or fall festival or whatever!
>>33667222MHigh school when girls would tease the fuck out of me. They'd shout my name down the corridor, do the old "my friend likes you" thing, keep trying to talk to me in class, not in a nice way but like I was a circus animal, saying that sitting next to me made them feel sick, that sort of thing. Granted, I was a chubby shit back then, but I'm thin now and instead of getting outright ridiculed by girls, now I'm just ignored. Or maybe it's just because adults are better at hiding their contempt. Funny thing is, the girl that said that sitting next to me made her feel sick saw me at the gym once and seemed to be miring me while we were talking. Or I'm just reading too much into it and she was just being nice.
>>33667252ive never used any
>>33667255how are you not pregnant?
>>33667252I prefer the guy to wear a condom so I don't have to mess my body up with pills or IUD personally.
>>33667248lot of country/hip hop gets infused into it. what songs u talking about?
>>33667248no clue. the only half-good newgen singer is olivia rodrigo and she's not even white
>>33667187Yeah, that's how all men look like that aren't him.
>>33667249What if it apologizes?
>>33667258>want baby>will have birth control removedBut I have no man if I did, I would expext him to be a lying cheater and not stickaround. I am cooked, I want a family.
>>33667263Aww, you're becoming monogamous :)
>>33667265I am autistic female. Yes - direct communication preferred
>>33667248It was coopted with the Qatari-funded gangsta rape music movement. Now people are unironically championing classic white girls like Ke$ha even though her music was famously produced by Jews, because it was just that much better back then.
>>33667263you move on from ohionon? who's the new guy
>>33667268You probably shouldn’t have children
>>33667239>Women, why dont (You) like bbc as much as white guys do?what?
>>33667258ive never had sex obviously. are you dumb>>33667268nta. jackass.
>>33667271>It was coopted with the Qatari-funded gangsta rape music movementSource?
>>33667217I don't know, but, and not to enforce stereotypes, I think men prefer direct communication. Whereas if I used nothing but direct communication with my gfs, talking to them like I'm their CEO, or like I was reading them the news... I would lose 99% of my girl friends within a weekI can only think of one girl friend of mine who because of her own character prefers direct communication (and I find it comfortable desu)But I'm not ready to extrapolate to this to all women or treat it as a fact. It's just I think and I could be wrong, women use more fluff talking to one another.
>>33667276https://youtube.com/shorts/a_YCm83XQg8
Genderwhat's your long term plan?
>>33667270Ugly hypocrite
>>33667260Spotify was promoting a song from Tate McRae and I clicked on because she's practically naked in the image and it's just garbled mess
>>33667275are you religious? why no sex?
>>33667265>I think wome prefer direct communication>If I used nothing but direct communication, talking to them like I'm their CEO, or reading them news... I would lose 99% of my girl friends within a weekDo you mean to say that you believe women do not prefer direct communication? Those two contradict each other
>>33667283FNot die
>>33667275if you do have sex with a bf, do you plan on having an iud or just condoms or him going raw pullout?
>>33667248Listen to Weyes Blood
>>33667288im a loser>>33667291iuds are scary. i dont know. not that.
>>33667180Idk how to describe it. It just doesn't bottom out in me when I control it and take it at that angle.
>>33667285it really looks like the industry is trying to make her a new Britney spears. Her older music wasn't exactly like that. her fast car song gets me hard af. They really pushed the britney sex voice, so its all intentional
>>33667283Mwork for the next 40 yearskill myself when my parents die of old age
>>33667293ohmaybe you can ask your friends to lookout for guys for you?
>>33667289>Do you mean to say that you believe women do not prefer direct communication?That's what I meant to say, but now that I think about it, it's not even direct or indirect communication, we're less deprecating of one another, use sweet language, use emojis more... I don't think that's how men talk to one another, nor do I think my gfs would tolerate me talking to them like men talk to each other either. They'd be like what's your problem?
>>33667283MChill out.
>>33667297my only friends are online and i dont think any of them are dating either. we just send each other youtube videos and complain
>>33667283M, die I guess
>>33667283M>try not to stress out as much as possible for the next 2 years>stack all the money I make>face the music at when I hit 30just have to figure out how to make sure my nephews get the insurance payout
>>33667283MMeet more people irl so I don’t have to socialize with you people
>>33667264Not enough, I need to humiliate your penis and cause it to writhe in painThe thought alone gives me great joy UwU
>>33667283MHopefully get deposited in sediment and fossilized.
>>33667305>just have to figure out how to make sure my nephews get the insurance payoutLol what? If you're worried about that, you won't do anything at 30.
>>33667295You can hear a voice?
>>33667303ohhwell i hope you meet someone nice at the gym or market or something
>>33667311wym? why not at least dampen the shock if you can?>but if you care about how they'll be affected by it, you wouldnt do itits not their fault it is how it is. My insurance isnt bad at all, especially for where I live, why throw that away?
What's a song you want it played at your wedding?
>>33667325Old School wedding singer actor. He could sing anything
>>33667325FI need to find a boyfriend first before I think about those things otherwise i get suicidal
>>33667325invisible by duran duran
>>33667325Feeling this by blink-182
>>33667328Don’t worry, that won’t happen
>>33667328Literally same.Seriously about to ward off all men and die a lonely cat lady.
>>33667329
>>33667325Come Undone by Duran Duran
>>33667283MI need to become close to this one girl to ask her to help me with her shy friend
>>33667328*hugs*
>>33667333As you should, no one could love you
>>33667328>>33667333Where do women like you guys hang out so we can be miserable together x
>>33667328Get a girlfriend instead
>>33667332I know
>>33667325Ye - Nigga Heil Hitler
>>33667325Hava Nagila
>>33667300I see, I see.If you have a problem that needs to be communicated with a guy, when we say be direct, it more means you need to tell us the problem verbally - it's not the same as being tactless. Somethings the cliche Good+Bad+Good should be used for criticism. Empathy is good here too to not be tactless.In terms of communicating in a fun way, this varies. Some guy groups are gonna be the ones who have wives and will still talk about some hot chick in their life. Some guy groups are gonna swear and drink and mess with each other. Some guy groups are very tame and are just cordial. If a woman wants to be his friend, she's gotta understand how he acts with other people, and on what level is she okay with displaying this sort of personality. I will try my best to not swear around kids. But around friends I don't mind at all. I'll drink around my friends, and I'll drink around kids cause I know myself. I'll be flirty with girls when I'm comfortable, but be more reserved around my strict family. I'm not changing myself in a way I dislike - it's all me, and I'm okay with it.Will you be okay with bisexual banter around a dude who would talk about hot chicks at hooters with his friends? What about bisexual banter only in the bedroom with a dude who is always respects women and really cares about you? Will you be okay with swearing, climbing on his back, jumping on his lap, stealing food off his place, sharing your food with him, with a guy who is trustworthy enough? What about with a guy who has shown himself to be selfish?All of it is gonna be your choice on how to communicate, but it really more depends on who you're doing it with. Then you both build up how you communicate in a together sense. With girls in the past, I tend to communicate to them in a unique way compared to my fem friends, cause those girls were special to me. No real rules, just guidelines I guess
state genderstatistically, most femanons itt will have a baby within the next 10 yearsisnt that crazy
>>33667329A tad bit sad for a wedding, don't ya think? I mean how invisible can one be, getting married to someone they love, in the midst of their other loved ones?
womoids thoughts on super optimistic guys? can a guy be too much of an optimist?
>>33667347statistically i'm going to hurt you with long pointy metal objects
>>33667349no that's fine and sometimes nice. just don't try to drown out my frustration with positivity. you need to process out negative energy to reach positive energy. there's a difference between being optimistic and pathologically anti-negative.
>>33667351i'm an outlier! i'll just beat the odds
State genderWhat music do you like to hear while having sex? What's on the playlist?
MenDo something cute
>>33667352>I just want to stay miserableYou’re in the right place
>>33667338Thanks for reminding me.. Its honestly not enough that it is my daily mantra.
>>33667351which ones are thinking on using
>>33667356no. there's a difference between "i have a bellyache ughhh""aw, i'm sorry, but i'm sure it will be over soon!"and"i have a bellyache ughhh""hey no. look on the bright side. be fucking cheerful. you CANT be sad EVER."
>>33667358As it should be. The world is a better place without you in it
>>33667348well excuse me, you dont see me judging your choice huh
>>33667339>where do women like you guys hangatoga or the end of a rope
>>33667347FI don’t believe you and i think you are jinxing me
>>33667355No. I have no reason to live since I have no woman to love.
>>33666736MYes, Christian. Non-Denominational because I have trouble finding one that I fully agree with.>>33666796>>33666874>>33666878Similar story of turning away from faith because those who taught it to me did it in a way I couldn't believe in. I recommend reading some academic scholarly works if you think a more rational viewpoint on faith may convince you rather than just feelgood zeal. The works of people such as Thomas Aquinas were quite illuminating and he makes some of the greatest arguments for a creator from a logical viewpoint. Most of the brightest minds in history were creationists and many specifically Christian such as Euler or Newton (although he had non-trinitarian beliefs). Remember, people have been debating Christianity for literal thousands of years. If you have a contention there is likely many smart people in Church history who have also contended with that same issue and a multitude of potential answers.
>>33667355men here are anticute and super icky
>>33667355like what
>>33667360Good thing you’ll have neither because no one will love you
>>33667352Yeah, I know some girls who just want to stay negative and complain and do nothing about it, and they really just drag people (me) down with them. I am not a fan of this behavior. Not saying you can't ever be negative, nor am I saying you're this type of person. Guess I'm just ranting myself
>>33666762Traveling and camping north in the cold using each other to keep warm as we sleep through the night.
Why is it more common for couples where one is Jewish and one is Christian, for the Christian to convert to Judaism?
>>33667335Men are scary, because they write beautiful lyrics like this, make you believe men can be soppy and sentimental and dreamy and then just not be that IRL
>>33667371haha. true.
>>33667375They can be, just not with you
>>33667352oh for sure, i don't mean optimistic as in denying feeling bad or frustrated, i mean resiliance in the face of hardship, or perhaps acting in the assumption that things will work out. always give people maximum benefit of the doubt, for instance, if something seems stressful or bad then try imagining if this will still be a problem one day/week/month/year from now, etc.
>>33667361Again, so kind of you to remind me.
>>33667355love you babe, you always make me happy <3
>>33667373FI also want that
>>33667372so basically what i said was "yeah that's fine but there is a toxic annoying version i hope there isn't" and then the boys responded by going "N-NO YOURE TOXIC ANNOYING VERSION" for some reason. okay.
womenare you good with kidshave you ever been asked to babysit for your friends before
>>33667379yeah that is never a bad thing unless she's romanticized giving up
>>33667381This made me blush. I would giggle and not know what to say if a guy told methis
>>33667362kek, i'm just asking why so sad, anon, that you'd imagine yourself in the mood for a song like that even on your wedding night is all.
>>33667380It’s no trouble, I enjoy it too, stay in your hole
>>33667355does smiling too hard when an anon says something nice to me count?>captcha: RRARR
>>33667385im pretty good. i used to be in charge of taking care of the little kids at church.
>>33667375maybe a woman wrote the lyrics? a gender traitor
>>33667389No one is im my hole, rn... not even me
>>33667393Ok well I’m sure other men here will give you all the validation you need, weirdo
>>33667377You don't know what men are because you haven't been dating them maleanon. And you don't have friends either.
>>33667382Hope you are ok with listening to rambling about Warhammer 40k lore and 3D printing
>>33667325F Teo Torriatte by Queen
>>33667391reallyisnt it exhausting after a while
>>33667388its a good song...
>>33667386q might seem trite, just concerned abt coming off over-positive. i also have a tendency to get overinvested in ppl, shit gets me heartbroken ;_;
Where do I find a girl to listen to Morrisey with as we lament life but find refuge in each other?
>>33667402of course it is? you're taking care of other little people. they need lots of help.
>>33667392Nope, all the lyricists of the song are men.
>>33667398I have friends, because I’m not an unlikable loser like you
>>33667399What is warhammer
>>33667387you can be bashful and say "do i really?" and if he genuinely makes you happy, you follow with "you know you make me happy too, right?" If you realize there he doesnt make you happy then you gotta rethink being with him
>>33667394Gross. You're the one who mentioned may hole, troll.
>>33667413You don't. In fact, if I'm not mistaken about who you are, not even people here like you.
>>33667414tabletop game who has a bunch of lore and expensive figurines
>>33667385I think I just like playing but I don’t know if I’ll be good at actually raising kids. I’d want them to follow a strict schedule and kids are famously bad at that
>>33667272Who wouldn’t? Have you seen that guy
>>33667417This is how an AI would talk if they watched 500 days of summer on repeat
>>33667409While I intertwine my fingers in your hair and we watch the stars?
>>33667418That desperate for connection, huh? >>33667419I don’t care if you people don’t like me, you’re soulless pigs
>>33667385F, I think I'm good with kids (I've volunteered a lot in kids ministries). I have exactly one married friend and she has no kids.
>>33667393all women should regularly have either themselves or something else filling their hole
>>33667417This is beautiful. I found who makesme happy but I am not sure I make him happy.
>>33667283Work up to doing gym a lotJobSave money to fix my problems
>>33667423never seen that movie
>>33667414It's a tabletop game that is half miniature wargame and half painting your army of dudes.Part of the fun is making a story for your army of dudes in the Warhammer 40k Galaxy. Pic related is a Farseer (Magically inclined guides that work to see into the future and guide their people towards a "good" outcome) of the Eldar, who are basically space Elves.Fun fact, Warcraft the RTS series that eventually spawned World of Warcraft was supposed to be a Warhammer game (although the fantasy variant rather than the 40k/sci-fi variant) before that license deal fell through.
>>33667424Wouldn't that be lovely, to have a connection like that.
>>33667422ok that stand alone comment he made yesterday, like>Hey, that's not true. I'm handsome.made me laugh more than it shouldve, and i was a little dissappointed no one commented on it. Like something out of a comedy sketch
>>33667430You probably don’t, your negativity drains him
>>33667430>beautifulyup, ai wont be replacing me yet, thanks
>>33667427>I don’t care if you people don’t like meThen maybe shut the fuck up about being likeable.You can't even stand yourself. That's why you're here all day, crashing out on other people, taking out on them how disgusting you feel on the inside because you can't face yourself and it's easier to blame it on others
>>33666728>tfw no Korean gf
Religion is crazy when you really think about it. 4000 years is a long time to believe the exact same thing.
>>33667441That’s a lot of projection in one post, but no, you “people” are the disgusting ones, especially you desu, ugly hypocrite
>>33667435Idk what’s worse between being ugly or being raped lol
>>33666736MI believe in a god/higher power, but nothing specific. I'm not really religious.
Post gym vibeshttps://youtu.be/qpsBwvGw3G0
>>33667445>uglyYou don't know how I look like and I'm not uglyAlso, I'm not projecting. You've been literally crashing out for the better part of the day, like the mentally ill cunt that you areTake your meds
>>33666736FI want to be
>>33667431>her own children are a problem
>>33666762CuddleI read a couples idea of one partner picking out a book for the other and then they talk about what they've read. I think that would be fun. You know, if they know the others interests already and all. Or just freeball it.
>>33667452Bit sensitive huh, I see why you’ve never had a man bare his soul to you> You've been literally crashing out for the better part of the dayIdk what 2nd world country you live in but I woke up an hour ago
>>33666762Me sitting in the couch watching my favorite sport and her making me sandwiches
UK more like U gayyyy
>>33667435*funny because of how it was phrasednot because of whether or not it was truemine was poorly phrased, my b
>>33666762Rob a diner together like in Pulp Fiction
>>33667462but r U(o)K?
>>33667355I'm unbelievably adorable. My existence is constant cuteness.
She BElieVEd
>>33667442SAME>>33667444>exact same thingBruh, it's not even the same. New lore keeps getting added by randos in a shitty game of Telephone
>>33667467Fuck off Terry
I love the smell of cock in the morning
>>33667469God damn bevers
>>33667454Why?
>>33667456Oooo!! Good idea
can’t believe myao is lusting over that ninga and not me
>>33667456I doubt any woman wants to read about the wars between rome and Carthage
>>33667458Kek, you're nothing but a conglomeration of mental illnesses. At this point there's no you, there's only unstable thoughts.And I saw your posts in the other thread. There's no use to lie to me. Again.
>>33667481Holy go watch a movie and get off my dick
>>33667478You should’ve tried harder to stand out. But also ABGs are a virus and really you’re lucky to avoid getting caught up with one
>>33667480That's why you learn each other's interests beforehand so you don't give each other a book that's a chore. But if both people are open minded enough then you guys could pick something the other has never read into before. Maybe even something you have read but the other hasn't, so you guys can relate over the books.
>>33667484Go fuck yourself, also, maybe apply your own advice since you practically live on the site and everyone else just has to post around your ramblings, insults... Give others a break from you.
is Jimmy having a melty?
>>33667492Again, I see why no man has bore his soul to you, ugly hypocrite. You seeing me in everything won’t make me want to talk you again, sorry
>>33667476It seems nice
Who s Jimmy
>>33667473I hope I end up with a gal like this. We both fall asleep after a nice 69 side by side to each other. Then I get to wake up to the wafting smell of her pussy, and her sexy clit staring right at my face. I start eating her out while she's asleep, savoring the taste of her sweat and pussy juice on her skin while my dick gets hard. She then wakes up unexpectedly horny with my sweaty cock and balls in front of her, so now she gets to lick some of the dried up cum on the tip and I start grinding on her while I'm feasting on her wet pussy.
>>33667493No I think these are the weirdos that had a public crash out Saturday.
>>33667506What happened Saturday?
>>33667497Kek, kill yourself. What are you talking about, delusional schizo? I wish I never talked to you. You disgust me beyond your imagination. You're the one of the worst people I interacted with on this site, and that's saying something. I can't find a redeeming quality for you, you fucking looney
Female sexuality is gross
>>33667500To be religious? You can be spiritual and benefit from prayer and meditation without having to resort to guidance from a cult.
>>33667513I want God to love me
>>33667478It's over.
state genderis this you
>>33667478If myao likes jimmy, let her. Fuck, I was gonna say you should've stood out more but I just noticed now the other guy said it.
>>33667507Two weirdos had a crash out
>>33667497Ah, also, I take back nothing I said to youKEK
>>33667519FYea lol it’s so scary
>>33667519look at this lucky bastard getting a job
>>33667505This.I am jealous and would make my man a full english breakfast if he suprised me with this
>>33667521Public airing of dirty laundry or just a slap fight? Come one I want tea
>>33667519MNo I was not in elementary for 12 years.>>33667520She does not like him.
>>33667528Both. Guy wasn’t interested in her and strung her along.
>>33667516:( Stuff like this is why I simp for women. I'm not gonna go all knight-hero complex on you cause I know it's bad and not wanted, but I wish you the best. That is all, nothing else I can say to be helpful.
>>33667519>die>nothing happens
>>33667449>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EqkE4sthOs&list=RD1EqkE4sthOsI've been depressionMaxxing with my music recently.
>>33667449
>>33667533You don’t have to do that I’m not a good person
>>33667308Ugh, that sounds terrible. What about my balls?
>>33667540crush em*grabs boots
>>33667519I am currently at the "Go to Uni" step and desperately trying to change fate and avoid the "No one pays attention to me" part. It's hard being naturally introverted in a new town with no one to push me to meet new people or any new avenue to meet like minded people.
>>33667527No I want you to be my breakfast. Then I make us some homemade waffles with ice cream, and throw you on the table so I can eat you out more while they cook
>>33666726Ok, went to a wedding on the weekend.Girl my husband lost his virginity to (and only other girl he has slept with) was there. They exchanged hello pleasantries, and did a quick catch up. Introduced him to her child. (We haven't seen her in 5 years) She touched his shoulder 5ish times during our maybe 5+ minute talk. Mentioned her feet killing because she hasn't worn heels in ages (this prompted him to look down at her feet, he is into feet btw) then squeezed his shoulder saying it was good seeing him when she cut their conversation short to say hello to his other family members.Was this a power play? Think she knows about him being into feet which is why she just had to mention hers? And would you say that was inappropriate touching on her behalf?When she initiated contact she squeezed him on the shoulder then my husband noticed it was her, stood up to hug and kisses each other on the cheek, something he did with other females but I noticed he stood up for her but with other females they all leant down to cheek to cheek kiss/hug him while he sat. She then said hello to me and leant down to hug/kiss me. He literally only stood to shake hands with his uncle's and to hug/kiss her. She then touched him a bunch of times on his shoulder during their talk before giving him another squeeze when she ended their conversation.He didn't interact with her for the rest of the night. Then on the way home he mentioned she was talking about and mentioned her a few times like if I think she would have more kids etc. Am I being irrational for feeling weird? Why would he stand to greet her but didn't stand for other females. why does she still give me anxiety despite knowing her for well over a decade and barely even see her anymore
>>33667542w-what kind of boots?
>>33667284When you said this to that femanon, did you think she was me, schizo?Kek, kys
>>33667513Nta but this choose-your-own-adventure spirituality is way dumber than just inventing a religion. Either there's one God and one truth or there's nothing supernatural that goes beyond observable reality
>>33667551Yes, I did
>>33667427Sarge, quit freaking out on randoms.
>>33667549tactical or platform. if i was really feeling evil, maybe my stylish pointed bootswith spiked heels.
>>33667539Nobody is. As a (formerly) raised Christian, God accepts people for their flaws. As a human, we strive to be like God - even if we cannot be one - and it is in actions like this where we can say, God is in us, is always with us. You focus too much on the bad; I love meeting new people and always find something I enjoy.
>>33667551It made me so sad and I was utterly confused
>>33667560Why arent you Christian anymore?
>>33667553Kek, and then you say "you seeing me in everything"You sought me out. And not only that, you were trying to insult me (not someone else) after I spent Sunday night to morning listening to you. And because of that I had to go 24 hours no sleep afterwards. Didn't I say I will regret it.Even A SMITHEREEN of empathy, niceness... is wasted on you. Kys.
>>33667568That’s not me
>>33667562Don't pay him any mind. He's a mentally ill loser.
>>33667568You must be mistaking me for someone else, I wasn't even posting on Sunday
>>33666736Mlmao no.
I woke hp this morning to find she blocked mePretty sure she’s fearful avoidant please tell me it’s not over and she’s just not in the right headspace which she earlier admitted to and just needs time while she travels
>>33667568Saturday night to Sunday morning*It was you.Kill yourself.
am i ever going to outgrow having a really lame internal monologue like a tv character
>>33667568are you one of those two who were blogposting about their discord drama like two days ago ? kek
>>33667558Fucks sake, would I even survive that?
>>33667575See >>33667582That comment was meant for you >>33667570
>>33667539>I’m not a good persongot plenty of chances to change that
Dated a girl short term, both really enjoyed being with each other but were aware there was an end point.Went back to her country 3 weeks agoLeft her alone the first few days, didn't want to messageShe sent me a few things on TikTok, InstagramAfter 5 days I decided to send her a text, got replies albeit slowly, then final reply after a dayWaited another 5/6 days to reengage with her, fast replies, then a day later again when she sent her final messageI left it on read both timesThis was last Sunday, now its a week later and no contact.If I want to see her again, for at least a holiday, what should be my strategy from this point?Think I just have to wait out as long as I can before she says she misses me.I would be surprised if she grew that cold that quickly towards me, we were both very upset when she was leaving.
>>33667548He's already planning out how to fuck her.
good afternoon everyone>>33667478hihinoo i do not lust over anyone
Gender and an idea you had that you're shocked to find has been done before.MI always thought it would be funny to do a love story where a girl is raped and gets Stockholm syndrome through a series of events eventually leading to her falling in love with her rapist only to find the (obviously India because of course they did it) movie "Raja Ki Aayegi Baaraat" already did it.Like what even is the point if it already exists.
>>33667582Seek help, I'm serious. You don't seem to be doing well. Do you have any friends r family that you can call?
>>33667584Mine is lame but is in Borats voice, so thats cool.
>>33667578>she’s just not in the right headspaceNobody knows what this is about, but all four messages in that screencap have some aggressiveness to them.
>>33667587If you begged and asked nicely, maybe.
>>33667539>You don’t have to do that I’m not a good personThere are no good people, everyone is flawed. That is why Christ died for us to give us a path to redemption. Without his sacrifice we would all be damned because no one is pure.>>33667516He does, he quite literally died for you if we go by the Christian theology.
>>33667593You smell more like a LARP every day
>>33667584Mine and my entire personality feels like they switch between 3-6 presets. Am I just mentally ill? My entire worldview and outlook can change in a matter of minutes over the most minute thing.
>>33667548>Was this a power playWho knows? Trying to understand the 'why' of an interaction is pretty hard to do, and many come to the wrong conclusions. From what you wrote, it sorta seems pretty innocent. Of course she's gonna be someone "special" in his life, as would he his mother, his sister, that one female teacher who taught him something special, his best female friend since 6th grade. But you are his wife. Maybe it was a powerplay - well then it's a game she's playing, then win! if he's a good husband, he isn't at all gonna care about her in that way as he would you, his wife. If a part of me felt a little like you in this position over my girl and some dude I'm jealous of, I'd trust my girl (else why be with her?), but start giving a little more attention cause I'm human and I admit it and I want to be her only man.I'm more trying to express that the levels to this are "Is that person making a play here", "Is my husband going to leave me (extreme)", or " Am I enough for my husband". Notice, the first is on the girl, the second is on your husband, the third is on you. Which of these do you have most control over? It's gonna be the third, so focus mainly on the third. I'm not saying you should ignore the other two - your question here is extremely warranted and not irrational - but I'm encouraging you to, idk, believe in yourself more, and also believe in your husband, when you don't have evidence otherwise that he's doubting the relationship.
>>33667595Kek>projectingOther people shouldn't be subjected to your mental illness all because you stopped seeing that therapist from a year ago. Go back.
Men, do you want to be treated like dogs in vidya coop? Would you play vidya games with coop bdsm elements?
Is there anything sadder than falling for 4chan egirls?
>>33667593no need to spare our feelings… you lie
>>33667578You should provide some more context because what I'm getting from these messages is that you're a bit of an asshole
>>33667614SuicideWorld HungerWarLiadrin in the Midnight cinematic
>>33667308>>33667249you sound pale and frail.
>>33667614falling for 4chan eboys
>>33667614Publicly crashing out over atoga egirls
>>33667565If you're not the girl, I'm not gonna talk you out of your religion. You are entitled to your own beliefs, and respect that fully. Decent people come from anywhere and everywhere. If you are the girl, I'll be blunt>cause it's DUMB.Do not waste your life on it. That is all. You may make your own choice
>>33667606ive posted photos n a vocais that not enough proof ㅠㅠ>>33667616no lies :c
>>33667602I'd literally be fucking screaming.
>>33667578Respectfully, you sound like an asshole
>>33667613Not reading allat, nigga.>do you want to be treated like dogYes.https://youtu.be/3gsWt7ey6bo
>>33667613You are in your 40s. Take care of your children instead of playing video-games.
>>33667578I would have blocked you too, lolwhat an arrogant cunt
Women (especially liberal ones), do you find this guy hot? Will you write him letters if he goes to prison?
>>33667612Stop browsing anonymous forums my dude, it's obvious that your paranoid schizo brain can't handle it
>>33667626Inna good way? I would start gentle.
>>33667640Yes, mistress.
>>33667612> Go back.You’re right
reddit thread
>>33667631It's 162 words, bruh.
what does myao sound like?
>>33667613A cooperative porn game would be cool, but I think that’s just sex
>>33667613At minimum I'm a switch, more cause it breaks up mundanity, but I quite generally prefer dom. If once in a while she wants to put me on a collar and treat me like a bdsm sex dog, I'd be down no question, doing new or different things is fun.But on the normal, to my preference, no.
>>33667637>6ftManlets, BTFO
>>33667644reddit DEEZ NUTS
>>33667614based on her pics, id fall for FF without any regrets
>>33667625i just hope the two of you are happy together…
>>33667548i cannot imagine having this level of insecurity
Is it Sarge or Julian that's crashing out?
>>33667593oh, definite larper or literal child
ate so much I'm feeling pregnant
>>33667638>if i diagnose you with mental illnesses hopefully that it'll make me sound saneeveryone knows you're cuckoo, sargei just wish someone warned me :(
>>33667637He's kind of weird looking, would not date based on looks alone. I would probably be video game buddies if anything.
>>33667646when i listened to it yesterday, my first immediate thought was okay, so she isnt a tranny, cause they cant get normal girl voices right.she sounds like a small girl. higher pitched, softer spoken, cliche
>>33667598>>33667617>>33667630>>33667635I am leaving out a lot of context because it's long admittedly, the super short version is this>we know each other from highschool>reconnected early last year and very gradually due to school and work reasons slowly started hitting things off>had a coffee date mid march, then I had to leave for some military reservist training and mutually agreed to reconvene after course>got her number as a means of staying in touch during training>reached out once during course to see how she was doing, she replies a month later apologizing for being slow to reply and citing life chaos having quit her job due to bad management and hopes everything is going well>after course I go away on trip to europe, before then we have brief back and forth. Find out she's leaving for Europe around the time I get back and give her some recommendations for places to check out, say hope to see her in month which led to that sort of back and forth of picrelI didn't mean it to come across as a dick if I did to her, I was just trying to banter as we've always done for awhile before
>>33667662They have AI voice changers now. They can give you an accent and completely change the way you sound. Vocas mean nothing
>>33667659I want to get a girl pregnant too badly for you to be making jokes.
>>33667659my belly does this and I hate it. Probiotics, lemon water and yogurt
>>33667664sounds like neither of you was in any rush to actually spend time
>>33667478myao is just a cruel and unusual tease
>>33667613>Domme healerI didn't know I needed this...
>>33667625you obviously have a crush on lha - spare our feelings
>>33667664This does not help your case? Like, it adds nothing to it. Just apologize somehow and hope she responds back.
>>33667656No idea, I don't care who this retard is I was just trying to contribute to the discussion
anon :3 and myao >>33667674 were definite teasesAny other regulars here that are huge teases?
femoids, i tried a milkbone once when i was a child. am i still capable of being loved by you?
At what point is the self improvement grind worthless when it comes to dating?
>>33667687When you’ve reached the threshold of “I’m stable and secure in myself and my life”
>>33667662>yesterday she posted a voca yesterday? i must have missed it
>>33667686how did it taste
>>33667686you just need to find a woman who has also snacked on a milk bone so you can truly understand each other. put this story as your online dating profile and see what happens
>>33667593you lust after me often, chairman. or are we trying to be more discreet, now?
Is myao an AI generated psyop?
>>33667687if you get to super steroidal levels of muscle, youre more at a diminish returns for dating
>>33667673I don't know how I could've hanged that I was away for 4 months and had a family trip planned for basically right when I got back>>33667677I don't know what else I could add without making an essay which I don't want to. I don't know if she has me blocked via text but idk how I can even say sorry if i amwe matched in a lot of ways, this was the closest I had been to a real relationship it fucking sucks to have it crumble from just this when it was going pretty well up until course
if i asked you to work out for like two hours and turn off the AC so you got super sweaty, and i'm watching you the whole time, and i have like a full full face of makeup like white foundation, maximum paint layers here, and then at the end you take off your shirt and i give your belly raspberries and wipe off all my makeup on your sweaty throbbing abs, would that be cool or would you ask how i got into your house
>>33667690pretty plain desu but it's been a very very long time since then (i am not a child now)>>33667691these women don't exist unfortunately and it doesn't matter anyway because i don't have an online dating profile or try to date people
>>33667676She seems creeped out by him
>>33667683>Any other regulars here that are huge teases?All the femanons hornyposting with me and then dipping out once they got their share.
I love gambling, specifically blackjack. My mood depends heavily on how big I win or lose though.
>>33667689no, people were just talking about old archived stuff, like pictures femanons sent on atoga or similar
>>33667701Good taste, surprised you wouldn’t play poker though
>>33667687It depends on what you view as your shortfalls. No amount of grinding will manifest a GF, though; it just makes women more likely to say yes. You still have to go out and meet girls and talk to them to get to that point. So long as your fitness, wealth, and so on are in good, stable places, more grinding won't get you better results.
>>33667696Both. But you getting plowed after all the same.
>>33667696yeah it'd be fine, my stimulant makes me sweat super easily so i could gack you pretty good
>>33667653i don't like him ???>>33667658oh>>33667662ty !!
Every time on dating apps when I see a woman who has >taller than 5'7"I assume its actually a guy and swipe left
OkayHad a proto chad moment today while leaving gym>Finished my workout, went through the doors>Heading downstairs>See this pretty blonde who smiled to me before at gym>For some reason i automatically wink at her and smile a bit>She smiles and says hi>Right behind her was another nice girl>She sees me and ALSO smilesPic related>None of this matters because i wont make a move
>>33667699probably. dude is weird as fuck
>>33667708She might just be saying that to keep the manlets away.
>>33667696I'd unironically be super down for any kind of silliness like that if it got a woman excited.
>>33667708that's nice
>>33667667Thats funny, because there are womem itt that want to feel their womb full>>33667675You knew, but did not want to admit>>33667686I would honestly be extremely suprised if anyone but Mike! knew what a real milkbone was.
>>33667689KEK STAWWWWP! I hate my voice
>>33667696Have better ideaI workout, and you dress into somewhat skimpy and only slightly revealing workout clothes for example a sports bra with decent cleavage and you give me a sweaty titjob while wearing it, and i rail you like no tomorrow afterThoughts
>>33667700im willing to bet a couple of em were /lgbt/ trannies, just sayin
>>33667701I love gambling too. I hope it doesn’t get banned again with the way people treat it. I know I’ve lost a lot of money but that’s money I would’ve probably spent on cookies and brownies or something
>>33667519it was this but uni was actually really good for me and I did stuff and things happened then it ended and everyone moved and now im working fulltime its back to nothing ever happens and I have no friends, gf or close family near me
>>33667716>You knew, but did not want to admitYou might be right...I want a gamer Domme, especially. That sounds so hot! Just imagining her making me tank all the damage, grinding for hours to get the best items, just for me give them to her.
>>33667666WHAT MORE EVIDENCE DO YOU WANT .·°՞(≧□≦)՞°·..·°՞(≧□≦)՞°·.>>33667674>>33667676>>33667693no !!!!
>>33667509>I wish I never talked to you. You disgust me beyond your imagination.who is that?
>>33667718Boom. Thats hot
>>33667725NTA. Digit ratio!
>>33667725I don't get why you never got a trip when you posted pictures and audioit would have helped you not get impersonated and such
>>33667725pussy pics, unless you are underage. if that's the case i just want you to leave
>>33667726Sarge
get a job
>>33667724Yes. This will do. You will like me.
WomenI want you to sit in my lap, facing me, such that my dick is fully inside you. I'd then want to watch a movie together (we can figure out the exact angles/positioning to make this comfortable later) as we do nothing but cuddle and gently grind. I'm curious what would happen. Would we make it to the end of the movie, then fuck? Would we get distracted by the movie to the point that I get soft and slip out of you? Would we get impatient and start fucking partway through the movie?What are your thoughts?
>>33667734i thought as much.but i have not been on here long enough to know the entire drama.were there ever chatlogs or something leaked?
Women, how would you feel about being sketched by a man?
>>33667718>here, i have a better idea, normal sex without any freakery at alloh yawn yawn yawn. yawwwnn. you have no sense of artistic madness.
>>33667696currently thinking about how sometimes my ex gf would watch me lift and id get all sweaty then shed beg me to fuck her then and there most of the time on the bench afterwards
>>33667739No, just back and forths. Lots of dirty laundry airing. They talked about stuff that they had talked about privately but didn’t post any screenshots.
>>33667725yes !! you just dont want to lose the attention you get from the rest of your simps - that is why you wont admit it
>>33667744ok thanks for the headsup.this seems like it was years ago though, right?how are these idiots still hung up about it.
>>33667738I did this once and we just ended up fucking
>>33667736No, I've never had a jobBecause I'm too shy
>>33667736i'm trying :c
>>33667746I think it was only a month ago or something
>>33667743Based. Especially hot if you have a mirror in your home gym.
>>33667711If they're regulars there and you know that you attractive (don't lie to yourself right now), you can definitely try to spark a few convos. Or hell, just go up to her and legit just ask her out>Hey, so I see you here from time to time and thought you were really cute, and honestly, I'd regret it in the long run if I didn't try to shoot my shot. Been hyping myself for a bit, but I'd love to get your number. If you aren't interesting, seriously, no biggie. I don't wanna make things awkward or anything.Or whatever fits your voice and personality and looks. I don't know what you look like, so do what's best for you. Just do it with a smile, a friendly demeanor, don't encroach over her space or block her way
>>33667692shhhhhhh>>33667730palm facing up or down ?>>33667731(i dunno how to get a trip)
>>33667749you are just lazy
>>33667737What games do you play?
>>33667755>shhhhhhhah so it IS discreet, sorry about that chairman. :P
>>33667695I fucking wrote a note during course too I wanted to give her. Not something overly sappy but enough to make my intentions and feelings clearI fucking hate being a hopeless romantic and seeing everyone else live out the life I crave and wanted so badly just to have had it smashed to bits in an instant
>>33667725what color are your nipples and pussy?
>>33667752but i have definitely heard the name sarge mentioned before.or does he do this idiot dance with other people too?
>>33667762He does it with others, you might be thinking of him and Swiss, that was last year
>>33667736already have one, dummy
I use alcohol excessively. I suffer from obesity..... I'm plagued with lots of disease. It's no joke. Would any women date a man such as me? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ij0LZWTPvPU
>>33667738I wonder if he'll feel me pulsing if there's a hot scene?
>>33667765yeah i thought that was the same feud still going on. kekdo we know his age and where he is from?that would make it easier for people to identify him if they contacted him privately.
>>33667755FAKE MYAO STOP PRETENDING TO BE ME
>>33667757I never lose bc I don't play0-0-0
>>33667677how can I even apologize from here if I'm blockedjust feels like I picked the wrong dialogue option in real time now and lost everything
>>33667755>(i dunno how to get a trip)input this into the name fieldmyao##password
>>33667736today is my day off
>>33667771He’s mentioned it before, but I somehow doubt he’ll be back anytime soon
omg really? so easy!
Where are the cute emoids?
>>33667775Okay now is this the real myao is did fake myao get a trip?
how does this work
>>33667781im the real myao :3
>>33667775>>33667778Oh, nevermind
>>33667748Fair enough!>>33667770Yes.
>>33667726Cuckworm Sarge. A mentally ill loser who likes to bring up his 6 year girl friend (sometimes calls her his fiancée) whom he says she wanted him to be a 9 to 5 cum dispenser, youd think he was raw fucking her sore mutliple times a day. Turns out he's a virgin. He's also "dated" a femanon from here, Swiss, whom he said she treated him like shit :/ :/ And he liked being treated like trash so much, he became obsessed with her. Tbh, that's the only way that sucker deserves to be treated.I talked to him before, it was a mistake. Now I hate his guts, but he still thinks I give a rat's ass about him.
no more fake myaos!! .·°՞(≧□≦)՞°·.
>>33667777>but I somehow doubt he’ll be back anytime soonnice quads.i see his name mentioned all the time and it feels like he is constantly in the thred.>>33667781bro i was just making an example to tell her how it works.she will have to somehow verify it is the real her.
>>33667779Hi
>>33667790I guess you are going to need to post another picture with your trip now
>>33667791He is, he’s chronically online, very resentful dude.
>>33667789do you know where he is from and his age?or does he never said it?
>>33667789that dudes been crashing out in here for 2 days at least. either that or entj is having a mental breakdown simultaneously
My nipples burn from walking. How do I fix it?
>>33667779That's me.
>>33667779depends which is better taking back sunday or brand new? that decides an emoid.
>>33667732lmyao im not underage but obv no pussy pics>>33667745i don't even have that many simps ??the only reason i come here is cuz the people here r funny v.v
>>33667801If you're female, I'll kiss them until they feel better. If you're male, lol. Lmao.
>>33667796He said he's 28 from Canada>>33667797I don't know if entj is having a mental breakdown, but "sarge" was crashed out in the previous thread too
What would foids think of a guy obsessed with creating an AI? if your guy successfully made one, would you treat it like your child?
>>33667806I don't think females get that because of bras
>>33667789When did you talk to him?
>>33667807was crashing*
>>33667761gross (っ - ‸ - ς)>>33667772fake
>>33667808No, I will not treat your glorified chatbot as a person
>>33667811In August
>>33667803the devil and god are raging inside of me, duh.
>>33667696If I was working out in this scenario, I'd be wearing elastic band pants, like underwear or gym shorts. If you started rubbing your face over my abs, it'd get me rock hard immediately, which means the dick in my pants would be near your face since you'd be kneeling or bend down for you face to reach my waist. So I'd say out loud "wow, you got me hard" with a little chuckle, and stick my erection near your face a little more. Then I'll ask you if you can help me clean off my abs, that are now both sweaty and full of makeup, and have you wipe them down so you get to feel my body up with your hands, and keep my dick in front of you a little more long. After than because my shirt is off, I'd ask, "do you wanna help me exercise and take off my pants?" and since you're all horny now, you pull down my underwear. My hard cock springs out towards your face like an invitation you can't resist. You instinctively open your mouth almost drooling in anticipation to have it inside you, and guide the long, smooth shaft with your tongue towards your throat.
>>33667818Ohh, was the guy who posted his hands lmao, sounds like a nutcase
>>33667808NAG, but LLMs are not AI to anyone who isn't retarded.
>>33667807sarge yelled at me*sad face
>>33667820
>>33667815Obviously it wouldn't be a mere chatbot, mrs. presumptuous. I would hope you would go out of your way to date someone not so idealistic.
>>33667789he molested his sister
>>33667821Yeah, that's him, and he is>>33667823Sarge refuses to kill himself *sad face*
>>33667770You're gonna feel him pulsing too
>>33667822I'm not talking about LLMs, although you're wrong to say they aren't AI (quite literally what they are). Just because it isn't a human intelligence doesn't mean that it isn't intelligence at all.
>>33667828Haven't heard this one before. Do tell, anon.
>>33667807wow 28.i thought he must be at least 35 with how bitter he is.but its good too know there is some info out there that can identify him.>>33667801put bandaids with some lotion or cooling cream on them.>>33667810not every woman wears bras all the time and there are bad bras where that still can happen, especially new ones.for sports you would wear a sports bra.
>>33667813are they chocolate brown? those are cute
>>33667789Kek, can't wait for his damage control after this one.>h-hey anons, that Sarge fella isn't that bad and pathetic ;_;
>>33667833It isn't intelligent at all. It has no mental state and cannot think.
>>33667821Which hand was it?
>>33667775>>33667778>>33667785>>33667790wasn't me btw
>>33667825Im too poor to have this nice of a setup, mine's so half assed
>>33667819yeah brand new is the better band, taking back sunday is awful now 152 is bad and tidal wave is so long you fall asleep. I feel the best songs lyrically on tdag are not the sun and you won't know but as a teenager those other songs are great but not anymore. What do you think?
>>33667779Sorry, but I am already taken.>>33667807How the fuck did he get anybody to talk in private when he acts this way on here??
Women, how would you feel about being your boyfriend's artistic muse? Would that be too cheesy?
Women, how should I rough up my hands so that you'll like it? The more I look at them, the smaller and smoother they get, and girls don't like that
>>33667789So wait, how does Ohio fit into this?
>>33667838This certainly isn't the place to argue this, anon, but an intelligence doesn't need a "mental state", it just needs to solve problems (which it does, sometimes effectively oftentimes not).
>>33667826Wait, which one of us is the idealist? Not that it matters, for my heart belongs to someone else
>>33667849there's a guy who covers his hands in dog medicine and punches trees on instagramwhoah my captcha doxxed someone
>>33667860Okay, it's just semantics, then. Carry on.
>>33667840fake myao can't fool us now ^^
>>33667860NTALLMs have no agenda.That means it is not intelligent.It is no more "intelligent" than a cupboard.
>>33667848best i can offer is my services as an autistic muse
>>33667637F, right-wingNo, he's not ugly but pretty nondescript.
Women, post male hand pics that you like. Need a guide
>>33667829>Sarge refuses to kill himself*sad facei heard this in your voice
>>33667808mega cringe, would not date
>>33667848Considering how dysfunctional these relationships tend to be, I'm gonna have to pass
>>33667853Afaik, he doesn’t, he was just someone Sarge liked to bully
>>33667875why? are you going to work out your hand just for the femanons? simp
I have come to the conclusion this general has too much interpersonal namefag drama.
>>33667848That would be uniquely romantic. I would instantly fall in love.
>>33667868I've confirmed this is the real myao, anons. We dm.
>>33667853Sarge was jealous of the attention Ohio received from femanons.
>>33667837Kek, I thought I was the only one who noticed he did that, how he acted apologetic afterwards, tail tucked between his legs, only to go back on the same bullshit hours or a day later. But turns out this pretty known. Wow.
>>33667890Your love is too easy...
>>33667840This is just pathetic, fake myao. Get your own name and stop trying to poach myao's fans by impersonating her then harassing the real myao by calling her fake.
>>33667893NTADoes he call he others "Sarge" too as a form of deflection?
>>33667861I will happily call myself idealist, if you're leveraging that as a criticism, materialism is grody and been a disaster for the human race.>>33667866Yes, it sure seems that way, it is pants-on-head retarded to argue that modern LLMs aren't intelligent.>>33667871>implying intelligent things need an agenda>implying LLMs don't have an agenda (even though there've been plenty of studies showing LLMs pursuing values and even lying in the pursuit of them)>implying there is something special to intelligence and that your brain is somehow a more active intelligence than an LLMGod's retardedest soldier.
>>33667845>How the fuck did he get anybody to talk in private when he acts this way on here??I didn't know who he was because I wasn't a regular here and only posted sparsely.
>>33667904I guess we're both idealists in our own way
>>33667889So what, it's not like any of this was ever credible
>>33667868>>33667891>>33667899sighfake myao u win u can have it all
>>33667889It’s the lifeblood of this place
>>33667614Being groomed by retards here.
>>33667910Perhaps. My idealism is maybe more closer to materialism than many idealistic beliefs would go, but I don't think materialist-like thinking and idealism have to be opposed so long as you accept the material as being the result of idealistic forces (for lack of better words). Idealism in the pythagorean sense.
myao is such a tease the simps keep on simping and her biggest simp will be here soon
>>33667905I mean more in the sense that I am surprised he even gets anybody interested.Why did you add him privately?
I wish men didn't vape
>>33667925Do you prefer smoking? I used to vape, but it got out of control
>>33667897pssssh. only for the right person. it takes alot to be someone i choose to interact with, much less, daily.
>>33667916Well I for one would prefer it if I could post without triggering a namefag's persecution complex
>>33667915Trying to guilt trip real myao, fake myao? No one's falling for it.
>>33667903I LITERALLY LAUGHED OUT LOUD
>>33667932Don’t we all
these fake myaos are making me want to post less :c
>>33667905Did he tell you about the occult shit he is into and he believes he is a god? He used to call himself "handyman" and samefagged himself constantly. He called Swiss "dark lady".
>>33667926I hate it all
>>33667942That’s fair, they’re nasty habits
>>33667933>>33667939whatever (fake) myao chooses to post is not my faultgoodnight everyone
>>33667915Fuck you, fake myao
>>33667940>He used to call himself "handyman" and samefagged himself constantly. He called Swiss "dark lady".....Why the fuck would you try to date somebody from a different continent off of 4chan? Retards.
Women, list your top 5 bands or musicians
>>33667940Oh, he still does that. He was doing it all night. It was super cringe and obvious
Manons what's your favorite thing to watch?
>>33667950bit too doxxy
>>33667945goodnight :( we will talk some other time
>>33667519Pretty much yeah and Uni was one of the worst periods of my life. It got better with a job because at least I have money now but I would really love to have a significant other but at this point it seems fucking impossible.
>>33667924I didn't add him. We talked briefly via email that's all. When we first talked, he wasnt that nice but he wasn't schizo either. Then he explained he was going through a rough patch and had a hard childhood and I felt bad for him. The conversation was kinda funny and all. On Saturday we supposedly squashed any beef we had, today he called another anon "ugly hypocrite" thinking she was me, out of nowhere. He can go fuck himself.
>>33667885>>33667893NTA. Is he the one that calls me raped trash?
>>33667961Don't fall for her tricks.
>>33667959Right now, The Sopranos
>>33667959Justified
>>33667789>Swiss, whom he said she treated him like shit :/ :/Why is that not surprising
>>33667960You only listen to local stuff?
>>33667964I meant talking in private with "adding", mail or otherwise. But I don't fault you for giving somebody a chance.>On Saturday we supposedly squashed any beef we hadOh was the "druggie" talk? lol
>>33667965Yeah
>>33667932I like names.
>>33667959I just watched an hour of a guy crawling through the sewers on London, more or less.That was pretty cool.
>>33667940>He called Swiss "dark lady"I saw that and guessed it was him. The rest I didn't know. I just figured he has some fixation on religion, but I thought he was just larping, like many incels are now suddenly more Christian than ever. Does he actually believe he's a god? Or does he just say that because he's so full of himself (he called himself a himbo)
>>33667959One piece made me cry recently
>>33667980Interesting.
>>33667971avoidants
>>33667977nta but it makes you easily recognizable. some anons have elephant memories. it's annoying.
>>33667979Again, I said I wasn't a regular here, so I didn't know any of this. He seemed a bit troubled but overall normal at the time. Yeah, that was it.
>>33667971Is he lying about that?
>>33667995>it's annoying.Especially when they feel the need to keep pointing it out. It almost feels threatening in some autistic way. I just don't reply anymore when I see it happening.nta
>>33668004shit's why kittenposter is gone :/
I would bring down the stars for you but you already have them in those beautiful eyes
>>33668004literally. it's possessive; they call it out as a way of marking territory. it's creepy. i hope they all die horrible deaths.
and now myao is gone because you are all dicks
today is a good day to eat chocolatestate gender and if you agree?
The retardation of people astounds me
>>33667991Isn’t it? One wonders
>>33668015thats why its called retardation, anon
>>33667996It won’t happen again
>>33668009The only good thing that came from that happening to me was that I got grounded in the sense that I should never share any information about myself, link or whatever twice.>>33668011I already ate too much ice cream, you have to eat the chocolate all on your own.
>>33667985He is a narcissist. He is itt now basking in the attention.
State genderName the single most unattractive feature the other gender can have
>>33668011F, I had some choccy milk earlier and it reminded me of nights at the summer camp. Life used to be so comfy
>>33668021yeah. same. now i'm nobody. oh well.
>>33668026Mtiny beady eyes
>>33668026MBroad jaws
>>33666726Stupid question:M, 24. Since anime is pretty main stream, would watching more of it potentially make it easier for me to relate to normies? I always get sidetracked with my other hobbies, work, working out, etc, so I never end up dedicating time to actually sing down and completing ANY series. Should I consider doing that? The loneliness is getting to the point where it is physically deteriorating me
>>33668027>Life used to be so comfyI know, right? I really want to make life comfy again
>>33668036no. retard.
>>33668026mif all of their interests involve only consumption of some kind, major red flag, very yucky>>33668004>>33668009shame, one of the joys of this general imo is getting familiar with the anons and femanons
>>33668016I wonder how many times I’ve interacted with him without knowing. Or these other anonymous namefags.
>>33668044Pretty impossible to say. I’ll give qt credit, he makes himself very obviously known so people don’t have to talk to him if they don’t want
>>33668020Ofc, it won't. He (You?) like(s) to pretend it was him/you who stopped talking to me first. That's not true. It's me who called it quits when I sent him/you "Don't bother to reply. I don't like you enough for this shit." But at the time, I still thought there was a good reason for why he/you acted like that. Now I find him/you revolting. >>33668025100% he's reading every comment
>>33668042its sorta hard to explain but there's a normal friendly familiarity and there's creepy stalker familiarity. like the difference between saying "you work at the starbucks in the mall right?" and "you live at 12345 Streetroad Ln, right?"
State genderWhat are some languages you don't understand but find pleasant to hear spoken? Don't be self-conscious about all saying the same thing and try so hard to be unique in your answer, just be honest
>>33667959Kamen Rider>>33667967Based.
>>33668049MKorean
>>33668049f. i really like japanese and celtic and russian and chinese. i don't like french at all. german straight up pisses me off.
>>33668021the most fucked up shit was some anon getting called out by another anon I knew from a different board, saying that anon was me.thats when I knew some anon is stalking me or something.
>>33668049MRussian and Mandarin.
>>33666736FI find the lore of different religions fascinating but no.
>>33668049>>33668053M, yeah, Korean really. I used to not think so but I think that's because all my initial exposure had been the equivalent of monster truck rally version of Korean at first. Now it's so soothing
>friend says they want to go to this concert >i say yes lets do it>can only get two tickets per account>I tell everyone to get the rest of the tickets at the same time so we can sit together>they say okay>i get two tickets>everyone else is radio silent including the one who wanted to go to the show What is the point of this
The more I learn about the male namefags, the less I care for any of them. I feel like there’s maybe 3 good ones
>>33667939Good, your whole personality shtick is getting old
>>33668026Macrylic nails
>>33668026F, a weak jawline (and a huge ego)
>>33668042>shameNo.Really not.Getting pointed out for something really personal you shared, multiple times even, can be fucking unsettling. And you don't get to decide what others want to be recognized for.>>33668055That would probably make me never post on 4chan again...
>>33668047Understandable. Sorry for all the bullshit
>>33668011fevery day is a good day to eat chocolate
>>33668048sure, makes sense. it's mostly fun to pull the leg of "the x anon" rather than trying to honestly record the lives of hmm x anon i guess. i think i know what you mean, though, venipede-enjoyer anon.
>>33668066
>>33668026FControlling or protective
>>33668066Namefags are attention whores in nature so they're always annoying.
>>33666736FYeah, Shinto
Women, how long does it need to be before you bottom out?
>>33668085It takes about 3 months of total despair before I bottom out.
>>3366808534 minutes
>>33668068
>>33666736M, hermetism (ancient practice, not New Age)
>>33668090>>33668092Can I get the dick/dildo length answer?
>>33668078this is foid code for "I never left my rebelling against daddy phase"major ick
>>33666736MChristian
>>33668072KEKShove your meaningless apology up your asshole
>>33668099Like 5 inches
MenDo you vape?
>>33668112Yes, too much really. In fact I'm going to go vape right now.
>>33668026MChewed off nails are an indicator for mental illness.
>>33668112no, but i do a whole lot more. occasional nicotine pouches as well, but i try not to stay on those too much (nicotine is a shit drug for sure)
>>33668112no I'm not an idiot zoomer
>>33668064Bump, what do I do?? No one is answering me now
>>33668085never felt that, wanna test it?
>>33668112if i wasnt poor, id get more weed. Pens were cheaper, but i hate pens now cause theyre a half scam.
>>33668101
gender. do you do any recreational sports?
>>33668081I mean the ones that are technically anon too
>>33668129I don’t get it lol
>>33668131F I like bouldering when I can afford it
>>33668066Who are the good ones?
>>33668131MNo, but I’m going to get back into ice skating this winter, and hopefully hockey
They haven't bought the tickets yet the seats are still available. What the fuck do I do
>>33668134Early Christians were fed to lions by the Romans
>>33668131when im better off, imma join running, frisbee, bouldering, and basketball stuff. That's a nice dream. Maybe if I ever learn to dribble a soccer ball I'd do that too
>>33668140Call one of them?
>>33668131MI love to swim but not many opportunities, I'd love to live on a beachfront or island.
>>33668145Oh, duh, I’m an idiot lol
Why do my legs fall asleep so fast when I go poop?
Women, how would you feel if your hypothetical husband called “trying for a child” the “PLAP PLAP PLAP GET PREGNANT” phase of your relationship?
>>33668154I used to have this problem when I used toilets that were too high off the ground. Try using a stool
>>33668151What's your favorite bible story?
>>33668155divorce + restraining order
>>33668011MI am conscious about eating anything that isn't meat or rice because my Acne won't subside, so no.
>>33668160seconded
>>33668151>I’m an idiot lolYou already said you were a Christian, no need to repeat yourself.
>>33668155Cringe quirky chungus behavior. Abort
>>33668131MBJJ and boxing.
Why is the USA army now PROMOTING grooming? Is it because the president is, himself, a groomer?
>>33668155record a vocaroo of you saying that
>>33668159I like Jesus, the 4 gospels were my favorite to read>>33668166Lmao
>>33668154Why is my poops only smooshy when I decide to wear white thawngs
>>33668161Sushi helps
>>33668112No because asthma sucks and I like being able to breathe normally. Also I know too many guys who smoke constantly and I hate the idea of smoking that much.
>>33668170what are the updates?did they change the acceptable length of nails women can have by 1/16th of an inch again
>>33668155Forbid him from saying it ever again
>>33668159Joseph and his dreams
>>33668155He can call it whatever he wants if he puts a baby in me and promises to do his best to raise them and provide for them with me.
>>33668148They aren't answering
>>33668171I sound like a whiney fem doctor roxo
Can we try again please?See how we used to be a teamRunning the streets, yeah we was living out our dream, ohYou used to be my rider, I was your providerNow we separated in twoOh, and baby you left and sailed away alone (yeah alone)And now you got me trapped up on this islandWith nowhere to get home
>>33668173I like that he had a female bestie that was a prostitute, that's a juicy sub plot.
>>33668161I avoid eating rice and s(o)y because they are non-western foods and will make me effeminine and weak, like an oriental.
I hope I made you giggle and brightened your day.
>>33668188what do you eat
>>33668187Yeah, and there’s some speculation that the favoured disciple was his homosexual lover. I re-read them recently, and only John talks about the favorite disciple. Really makes you think.
>>33668185decent lyrics, sounds perfect for a standard loveschlock song for men and women to listen to while they engage in fake drama so they feel like their life has meaning
>>33668191Manly food.
>>33668137Maybe 3. I probs just haven’t seen what’s wrong with QT, Exhib, Ohio
>>33668196Like what
Girls, are there any words or phrases that are a cheat code to making you horny?
State gender.Are people who are less extremely-online than most of us more happy? Like if you stayed off the internet except for educational/business purposes or to coordinate hangouts and dates, would you be happier? Like if most of the time that you spend shitposting was instead spent hiking on mountain trails, going to the gym with an exercise buddy, playing intramural sports, or even drawing pretty pictures at a sip and paint?
>>33668205Myes
>>33668202"Free Luigi."
>>33668202Grab me by the back of my neck. Or anythint in baby talk, anything from 'how is my girl' to asking if I want to taste you.
>>33668205fall of those things cost money and friends i dont have but yes
>>33668205MYeah, of course. Humans are social creatures and crave true social interaction. Plus, moving your body gives you good feelings as well. You’re most likely inert when posting, it’s not healthy
>>33668211Pro-tip: This only works if you're a chad.
At work today I had to squeeze by while it was busy so I gently directed a coworker out of the way and she emulated a small dog bark and gave me an eye smolder gaze and I was bewilderedwas this sexual harassment?
>>33668202in what context?
>>33668199"Free Palestine"
>>33668218That's up to you I guess.
>>33668217Probably. I got fired from my first job because as I was exiting a single stall bathroom I didn't look where I was going and my elbow rubbed awkwardly against a female coworker's tit. I grinned awkwardly but I think she thought I was acting rapey. I got fired a few hours later that same day.
I can't focus on school work I engage with it for 20 seconds and then have to focus on something else how does anyone do this
Why can't flaccid dicks enter a vagina
>>33668222I think she was the one sexually harassing me. what she did made me very uncomfortable.
>>33668222That's crazy if true. How would you rate your looks?
>>33668219Agreed?
hey wait. if i pinch a guys foreskin tight and then blow into it like a flute will the loose skin fill up like a balloon
>>33668224Why do you have to focus on something else?
>>33668235Probably
>>33668237It feels instinctual, I try to correct course and focus back but then I just find myself empty minded.I consider myself a good reader and intellectually inclined but my attention span is failing me majorly.
>>33668224you probably aren't being realistic and removing yourself from distractions. until you block yourself off on a library computer with 8 hours brown noise in your ears you haven't really tested your focus. When I was doing school I had no problem sinking 20 or 30 hours a week like that, but if I ever got the bug to think I could work outside of those conditions I would get absolutely nothing done.
>>33668240thats awesome..
>>33668241You should time it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JaRtiPdxDVo
I think it's cute how fascinated virgin girls are by penises and wanting to know how they work.
>>33668122Well JH needed +7 inches, so in that case we'd have to some toys to figure out what you need. How about I warm you up with just myself first, a little makeout sesh, feel you up a bit. Get that annoying shirt and bra off, push you down, then give your body a nice massage with my hands, giving attention to your neck, your shoulders, across your back, and down your legs. Then I'll reach down between you thighs and give your clit the attention it deserves while I lean in towards your neck and giving it firm kisses and a little tongue contact, while my other hand grabs hold of your soft tits. Then when I feel you've gotten wet enough, I'll take off my pants and drag you by your legs to bring your ass over, leaving open your pussy wet and open to be fucked. I'll first start out fucking you slow to see how well you take it, then I'll start thrusting you faster, making sure you feel my dick tearing up your pussy and mind from the inside. By now we'll both know if your pussy can take a little more. If so, then before I get too close to cumming in you, I'll bring out a nice, thick 8 incher silicone dildo with a suction cup back, give it a little extra lubing. We'll go slow at first and try to see how long you can push it in, then when we got our answer I'll start using it to fuck you hard while my other hand rubs your clit. After you've came a few times, I'll attack the dildo to the wall so I can dp you with my dick to cum even more.
Women, if you hate men why do you post here?
This thread needs higher standards
>>33668210If a girl said this to me, it'd also make me horny for her
>>33668216no, it works if she already likes you. Chad works also when she doesn't know him
Do lesbians ever try pulling the>How do you do my fellow straight females, should we practice kissing each other so we can impress our future male lovers?and does it work?
>>33668247I wish you were that fascinated by vaginas
>>33668210>>33668256You should both be shot like the dogs you are
>>33668226just get him hard, then let it go soft. Start spouting anti-sexy shit like big black cock, penis, grandma undies, gay, shit, piss, and he'll go soft in a quick minute
>>33668265NTA. I am, but i get mocked when I ask questions about it.
>>33668270ntax2 but what kind of questions do you ask?
>>33668264My gf is bi, but apparently she'd do that in college.
>>33668247Seriously I just to have a girl laying on her stomach between my legs and playing with it and poking it and watching it get hard.
>>33668265nta, i love vaginas, what?
>>33668269First one would be counter-intuitive in 2025.
>>33668270bro no one is gonna mock you for liking vaginas. If you ask unironic shit like can I pee in it, then yes you will
19yr old khhv fbabysitting and waiting for my boyfriend to come by and watch a movie with me!! what should we watch?
>>33668265nta but as a moid I'm fascinated by the idea of penis in vagina in such a way that it pushes out air and creates a suction, so that every time the penis pulls out it gets sucked back in.
Women, do you cook and do you clean?
>>33668285Lmfao
>>33668273I think the last one was whether you can put pressure on her clit during oral.
>>33668285Master and Commander
When it rainsit pourS
>>33668287I don't think that happens
>>33668291well i personally don't know if you should or not like technique wise but you physically can if you use your thumb or i guess your nose
>>33668285Why did you mention the first part? Are you hoping that changes during the movie?
>>33668249im very impressed with the length of your post anon. makes me almost scared if the mods are gonna get ya. not sure why im being compared to jh though.
>>33668288yes but only if someone is counting on me. otherwise i'm super lazy and i will eat a box of stale crackers for dinner while laying in a pile of my own laundry.
>>33668295imagine making it happen
>>33668285The Ultimate BLACKED compilation
Women, is "come hither" really the best finger technique?
>>33668285Well if the goal is to lose your khhv status, then you choose a movie that isn't gonna be too interesting to him. So romantic comedy is a good bet. Don't choose thriller or action. Make a few moves, like head leaning, put your hand on his leg, or (power move!) grab his hand and put in near/in your thighs. When a cute scene comes up, you can tilt your head cutely towards him, and he'll stare at you back. Make sure to expose your lips, maybe smile a little. He'll make a move, then let him do the rest of the workUnless he's dumb, I dunno
>>33668301>otherwise i'm super lazy and i will eat a box of stale crackers for dinner while laying in a pile of my own laundry.hot
>>33668303OMGGGG KEK
>>33668294CANT FUCK WIT THESE NIGGASTHESE NIGGAS IS GAY
I should stop trauma dumping on the grocery clerks
>>33668306if you had to choose 1, yes. luckily you don't
>>33668293nag, I wanna see this movie. Maybe ill watch it later
>>33668297Because it's a larp
>>33668295It would if she wanted it to.
>>33668309Kekkies!
>>33668300This is ask the opposite gender anything. You asked me a question, and I responded. JH had some response above about something like that, got me curious
>>33668312Or on here.Don't need to do it in two places.
This thread is normie as fuck
>>33668323To be fair, I trauma dumped when I was manic af, I told her I am not manic anymore. I did tell her I appreciate her asking about me, though
>>33668288>cookYes because I live alone>cleanNo because I live alone
I’ve heard the “I supported this political stance but the other supporters were so annoying/insufferable I switched sides” thing before. And I never got it. I don’t switch political stances because of annoying people on the same side, I just don’t interact or entertain the annoying people.More important question, women/men, how much time needs to pass before you move in with someone you’re dating?
>>33668328Don't care, qt.
>>33668333Not qt
MenWho is more attractive, Laura Loomer or AOC?
Moms are the best. All other people are subhuman compared to a good mother.
>>33668325guy this is hella not true. Earlier the dudes scared off most of the girls cause, honestly, at least half of the guys here don't know how to socialize or talk to girls. They resort to bs cause that's all they understand. Normies know how to talk to the opposite sex. A good number in here dont. The girls have their own issues that i wont mention
>>33668337I had to google that first one.Clearly AOC.
>>33668314Do you want a partner to alternate between techniques?
>>33668340>The girls have their own issues that i wont mentionMention them
>>33668337A woman with a fucked up face or a sexy Latina?Hard to choose
>>33668346Too many to list.Still less than that of the men.
>>33668320fair enough, ive never had anything stuck in me in there like that so your way sounds about right, it definitely expands a bit when you're all aroused. im not sure if women in general have to train up to get that big but im pretty tall at least, maybe i was born with a jackpot length.
"I can't do this omg" ? Do you think it's cute to be retarded? You've never bought a concert ticket before? Are these people fucking with me? And watch them not pay me back either. This always
>>33668202"Relax" said genuinely. No dismissive tones.
>>33668337AOC looks like she's fixable crazy. That other one (literally who) looks like unfixable crazy.
>>33668249That's plainly wrong. 6 inches can bottom out in me.
For my monogamous folks. Your SO brings up opening up the relationship, whether it be threesomes, swinging, couple orgies, cucking, etc>what would be your reaction? And would your SO asking change how you view them and the relationship? Would you lose trust or security?>if your open minded to it. Which form or type of open relationship are you the most open too? Swinging? Cucking? Etc?>what if your SO keeps bringing it up, what do you do then?
>>33668350List your favorites
>>33668350A bit simpish
>>33668337AOC is a BABE, no question. Would fuck her in her nyc apartment
>>33668332Depends on how you feel about that person. Could be as early as a coupleweeks in the right circumstance.
>>33668285dick
>>336683371 Luna2 AOC3 that blonde Euro milf4. The afd lesbian5 Ivanka
>>33668202if a man tells me something to the effect of you can do anything to me i won't mindnot something he says but does: if a man uses his body to protect me, defend me... i might proposefinally, i like men who are pursuers. and i don't mean doesn't take a no for an answer, but i like a man who puts himself out there, knowing he can get rejected but still puts his "cajones" before his fear of rejection... yum!
>>33668359Favourite... issues?Why would issues be positive?
>>33668358FRelationship over
>>33668346no, im a simp for themi want drawanon to come back and draw cute shit again
>>33668339So you would love your birth mother more than a woman who raised you your entire life?Is anyone in atoga adopted
>>33668358MI like to think I would not be with somebody who feels that way about relationships.I would not even consider becoming swingers until we're at least 60, when life might have become more boring. lol
>>33668358>Your SO brings up opening up the relationshipWould immediately leave the house and herThere is absolutely no scenario in which I would entertain her having sex with another personIdc if that makes me possessive it's just me or not meIf she wants to fuck another man or woman she can do that without stringing me alongPoly scum deserve to be gulaged but only after having their genitals cut off
>>33668358MIf she just needs to blow off some steam it's fine. But if she wants anything with emotions, or involving me with other people it's over
>>33668358Not the relationship I want. Would want my partner to be open about their desires and needs. We would work it out.
>>33668358F>>33668379>I like to think I would not be with somebody who feels that way about relationshipsSameI would lose a bit of security, yes
>>33668358I am a one man woman and don't ever want to share my partner.
>>33668352Damn, born with a nice vagina but never tried to fill it up? That's like being born a sports car but never driving it. You gotta get yourself a nice dildo and vibrator. Every girl imo should know how to get themselves in a great way before they let a guy who doesn't know their body inside.
>>33668349>>33668355Loomer is 4 years younger though
Atogan salad lovers:what kind of salad should I make?
For women with bi experience: what goes into picking up a woman that's different than picking up a man?
>>33668337AOC but both of them have completely disgusting souls.
>>33668392ok?
>>33668392Nobody cares.
>>33668391NTA but it is far far more romantic for him to learn me- and I would hope vice versa- rather than soullessly slut it up on my own beforehand
>>33668402Charisma.
>>33668366>if a man tells me something to the effect of you can do anything to me i won't mindWhat the fuck? You want a submissive man?
>>33668358>opening up the rel, cuckingNo, I want a monopoly on her heart>3someFFM is fine by me (after a long convo), but a MFM would require an extensive convo that idk if I'd do it>swinging, orgiesMaybe if we're older. Would prefer to maximize my fun with her alone before others join in.>lose trustNeeds a long convo to decide this
>>33668404>>33668406Moids DO CARE about age
>>33668415me too
Girls, how many times do I have to fuck you before you'll consider wearing the leash and collar for me?
>>33668397Very cute mp4, made me smile. :)
>>33668357Damn, your bf is like that straight A student who does the extra credit problems with his 7 incher
Is qt dead?
>>33668415>>33668416What's troubling you two?
>>33668410Kek, just tell me first why >What the fuck?
>>33668414Ok, sweetie.
>>33668391i've thought the same before, yeah, it's just always felt very awkward for me shopping for that stuff and i do just fine by myself... i don't disagree with the other anon either (even if calling masturbating slutting it up is a bit much lol)
>>33668421What matters is that it is not posting anymore
>>33668423Because it's very unusual
>>33668421no, he fixed his life and is happy now
>>33668402I really only have male friends, which sucks. Girls fake, I usually use a stripper approach where I am attentive, sweet and complimentry - I can give 1000 girls my number and none will ever call to check on me or hang out. With me, we can sit around watching entertainmemt, eating and being friendly and boring, daily.I don't know. Go ask a girl why she doesn't want to be friends
Why do shy submissive boys have bigger dicks?
>>33668369Which one is most interesting to you then
>>33668415I felt this way last night and I kept praying to God to make my life better. I was going back and forth between trying to keep up hope and thinking that I'm totally screwed until I fell asleep.
>>33668407YES
>>33668429It's unsual to want a submissive man?
>>33668377No, lots of women fall into the motherly figure role, even if they never have kids.
>>33668421no, he ruined his life and is unhappy now
>>33668439Yes, that's the opposite of how it usually is. Men want submissive women and women want dominant men typically.
>>33668434there is no such correlation
>>33668435I'm less interested in specific issues, and more into interesting people, despite their issues. Sometimes what came from the issues or how people deal with the issues can be interesting.There is only one femanon (sometimes) here who I truly care about though, but I won't dox or point her out.
>>33668397Salad ought to be an effortless but thoughtful food to make; ideally you already have salad ingredients in your fridge, in the same way as you'd make fried rice with wtv the fuck you got. Any sort of greens, leaves, if you got carrots, or cabbage, any green onions, anything crunchy - just construct something that is intellectually sound.If you legit got nothing in your fridge and are going to the store, then my recommendation might be a chopped salad of sorts. It can be long thin chopped or square chopped. Sauce could be a nice italian vinaigrette (so you need tomatoes in this one), or an asian miso yuzu (use a lemon) sesame one (maybe cherry tomatoes if you want, cut in half).
>>33668434In the animal kingdom, big penis/smaller balls = pair bonding male. Where's small penis/larger balls = low investment seed spreader.
I got my face rating backGirls...can we talk femanons, any femanon honestly willing to talk with me about stuff related to this problem...
Would you date a girl who is a pushover
bi womenwhy are you so powerful?I kneel.
>>33668439NtaOf course it is.Don't play dumb.
>>33668434That’s an interesting concept
>>33668450Yes, and I'd help stand up for her.
>>33668446>but I won't dox or point her out.What interests you about her?
>>33668450Yes, I'll be strong for her.
>>33668450Pushover into my bed, I hope.
>>33668397wish a woman would do that to my fat rolls. my back hurts too, baby
>>33668450No that’s my biggest turn off (assuming you are otherwise attractive)
>>33668450I wish I could say no, but the answer is yes.
>>33668449What’s the problem anon?>>33668450No
>>33668455Character, intelligence, voice, sexual compatibility and last but not least her ass.
>>33668450You said no pickles. You said it. I heard you say it. They heard you say it. You clearly said it. Yet here we have some pickles in your order. And now I'm going to politely and respectfully tell them to take it back and serve you a new one without pickles.
>>33668467Oh it's just jh
>>33668443It's not that common to warrant the reaction "what the fuck?"However, to answer your question, no I don't want a submissive man. But a man loves a woman, a lot, he can feel that way towards her: complete disarmament, surrounder... He knows she can hurt him and it'll feel bitter sweet because it's her who dealt the blow. Usually this phase doesn't last, but it's so seductive to have a man look at you like that, treat you like that, like you could annihilate him... It's men at their best.
>>33668470No.
Anons when did pickles become popular again? I don’t understand
>am moid with tall back>not hairy at all but every 3 inch apart have 1 inch long individual backhairfoid please tweeze them all out I beg you
>>33668407Sure, women love the romanticism of it; it creates a sense of special magic. As a romantic, I perfectly get that. But practically it doesn't mean much. For modern people, you aren't going to end up with the person you lose your virginity to. Your example only makes something special with the first person you're with. What happens when y'all break up? Of course, to some there isn't anything wrong with the idea that the first person you're with always captures a little bit of your youth, your heart, you. But, imo, it isn't any necessity.Not invalidating what you want, not at all. But I'm just saying, a girl who practically knows how she likes it for her OWN body is gonna be way better than a girl who knows nothing of it. >slut it upYou're not a slutty person if you touch yourself btw. I mean that in a sincere way.
>>33668475Pickles are amazing, they're a gift from God, I absolutely love them... on the side.
>>33668473that uncommon*
>>33668475pickles have always been delicious >=(
>>33668358Immediate no and I would tell her that I find it immoral>what if your SO keeps bringing it up, what do you do then?Tell her that our relationship isn’t going to work out and we’ll go our separate ways
Pic related isnt me obviously but he was the chopped tiktok guy or so he called himself AND (well i think) he has the same issue I have...>>33668466I am crying now...I am crying...his response wasn't even that negative as you would think but it wasn't as positive as I would hope....At the beginning I said of course there is a way then, a surgery here and there and I'll look better, which he himself said but I was a pussy and did not hire the services of the other rater...one more harsh. I have posted my face in soc and it isnt good and I cherrypicked the pic where I dont look as horsey...He wrote in the rating that my nose is oversized which is true and that my ratio is 1.1:1 midface wise so it does give the horsey look that this guy too has
Girls, does it sound romantic to you to be watching a show together and you suck my dick during commercials?
>>33668427I mean, that's sorta like feeling awkward when going to the doctors or to a massage parlor, or for women, the gyno. They're seen everything; they don't care that you're buying a dildo, since dozens of girls are coming in to buy one at a shop.Or just buy it online, that's what most of my friends did.
Mom said she’s proud of me :]
>>33668474Either way you're lame
>>33668477Your outlook is just more pessimistic than mine I guess.
>>33668490That's perfect.The less you are interested in me the better.
>>33668488My mom didn't :(
Women, I'm showering. Did you remember to shower?
>>33668497I’m proud of you anon :D
>>33668498does it count if i take baths and soak in the water for four hours
>>33668486I don't know if I could finish the job in duch a dhitt span of time
That open relationship really emphasized how insecure and possessive people can be. Just because the open relationship question is asked doesn’t mean your lover is gonna derail your whole relationship. Maybe it was a passing thought or interest.
>>33668481The combination of wet, sour, salty and tangy doesn’t do it for me anon.>>33668484At least you don’t have chubby cheeks like me anon. You are braver than I am to post in rate me threads. >>33668486I get the same commercials every day so purrhaps
>>33668501do you have slender shoulders
>>33668501Sure it does. Sounds relaxing.
>>33668503FYou smoke crack or something?
>>33668502You don't have to finish. Just take a break and start sucking again next commercial.
>>33668450Being a pushover is sort of a turn off. Say something is bothering her, but she's unwilling to reveal it because she doesn't want to be a bother; I want you to be happy! Not telling me what you want or dislike isn't gonna make me happy one bit! I always prefer a great deal of honesty in my relationships, and being a pushover inherently hinders that.If her personality somehow evades the issue, then as a dude, I want to be the guy who protects her and makes her feel comfortable, so any sort of her own faults that I can cover with my own self is something I, and other dudes, will take pride in.
>>33668503Have you ever been in one?
>>33668467FF supremacy?
>>33668502nta but if a foid gave it a :WHAAAHK: inhale and let her throat clamp down on it until her face turned purple I could probably nut within a commercial break
Girls who love being degraded, would you not like it if a guy liked degrading you a little too much?
>>33668503FYes I'm possessive and I want him to be to. It's the degeneracy of it as well, the thought of him being interested in such a thing grossed me out, all non-monogamy grosses me out
>>33668498Yeah, I did take a shower 3 days ago
>>33668498in the tub, wtf?
It's rude to ask someone what they spend their money on, right? Implying that they don't spend it on much? Also the people asking me this are constantly buying drugs and shit they don't need and never pay people back
>>33668520That's too long ago.
>>33668508That seems fun lol>>33668517I could never do that lol
>>33668004nta i think it's kind of funny because of how wrong they get things
>>33668501Mermaid.
>>33668521What?
>>33668521nta but I do most of my posting from the tubI bring a shower beer and my phone and use the time to relax and shitpost atoga
>>33668528NTA but same, I used to smoke weed in the shower until The Incident
Women, have you ever met someone from /soc/ url?
>>33668522Yes
>>33668528How many of us are there...
>>33668528>>33668530Ever since covid I probably work from the bath tub at least 45 minutes a day, are there people that don't have a bathtub desk?
I'm actually getting to my fucking limit can they stop being fucking rude to me? What is wrong wtih people that they see someone who is nothing but kind to them and think they can be rude to me? I'll start being a bitch I don't fucking care anymore. Act right or kill yourself faggot
anyone else deliberately change their posting style or nudge the truth about small details to avoid being recognized?
Girls, do you ever masturbate to just the idea of you sucking a dick?
>>33668539No
>>33668539not me. I'm not paranoid enough to be concerned about it
>>33668513its sarge talking about swiss. they are sexually compatible because they both love sucking cock.
>>33668539Yeah
>>33668539no nigga
You ever have that fear like you're going to finally get a gf/bf and then it'll turn out they're great except they hate all of your kinks and fetishes?
>>33668539im a guy so no other guy is trying to figure out who i am. If I was a girl, id probably do that cause of all the fucking other weirdos on here
>>33668539i just hazily remember enough details to impersonate others because it's funny
>>33668539Bro I’ve posted everything but my address and SSN at this point. I don’t even care.
>>33668358>>what would be your reaction? And would your SO asking change how you view them and the relationship? Would you lose trust or security?basically, no. i trust whoever i date that if they're asking this, it is out of curiosity only and not because of some other issue. that said, i would be concerned if i had the sense they were hiding something.>>if your open minded to it. Which form or type of open relationship are you the most open too? Swinging? Cucking? Etc?i am not open to any of them. >>what if your SO keeps bringing it up, what do you do then?if we're just bf/gf, i'd try to have a sincere conversation and gauge if they really do want to be in a relationship with me or enjoy the sex in our relationship. i would have made it clear this was a hard line, so if it's being brough up a bunch then i might even breakup just for the disrespect of my boundaries alone, idk.
>>33668547FNo I don't have any kinks or fetishes
>>33668539I doI slipped up last thread and was a little too consistent and got recognized. It felt weird getting caught.
>>33668531>Women, have you ever met someone from /soc/ url?I meant irl
>>33668539anons mistake other posters for me often enough that i don't have to worry about being profiled
>>33668539No, but I think the anons who did previously recognize me only seem to do that when I reply angrily to something. When I don't, and it's most of the time, they don't make the connection kek and it's great
>>33668539What's so bad about being recognized?
>>33668552what if he doesn't want to let you hold it while he pees?
>>33668540no, never lol
>>33668547yes actually and it's rough cuz my kink is very unmasculine and most girls don't seem into it. makes me saaaaaaad!
>>33668505um, i'm not sure. probably?
>>33668559That's not a kink
>>33668561you'll find someone to peg you eventually
>>33668555same lmao. it's extra funny when they are super angry about something someone else said and i'm just like (?)
>>33668549I've been getting the feeling that this has been happening to me because some of my hobbies are way too niche for another person to just happen to also start posting about it shortly after I do
>>33668528i bring my laptop into the bath but same. i just took my two hour break from the bath and now im back.>>33668534there are dozens of us!!! dozens!!!
>>33668358M>threesomesWould probably gently decline. The idea of a threesome is hot, but I just don't think the risk is worth the reward.>swinginglol what are we boomers? No, I have enough of a hard time maintaining friendships without fucking other couples. This one would make me consider ending the relationship if she was serious>couple orgiesI'd be grossed out that it got brought up>cuckinghell no, this is breakup worthy.
>>33668562hot. slender shoulders in a bathtub for 4 hours
>>33668503I am meant for one man and I don't want to share. I have had this offered to me before, as I have been an addition to a marriage as a pet and neither is for me and the (huzzo I will never have).If someone is more interesting than me and *our* hypothetical senpai - then tf am I doing? Aside from countless other peopleactually wanting to take on that role, does a girl not have enough self respect to not have to be 'second place' or have to put up with affairs.
>>33668558have you seen some of the woman hating psychopaths that post here? that's not a euphemism, the ones who just spampost about hating women over and over. that's what
>>33668555jh trips?
Get in my belly
>>33668539All the time.
>>33668572it feels kind of weird how you talk about my shoulders like theyre not a part of me...
Guys love obsessive girls yet femanons keep insisting otherwise
>>33668577>:tapeworms you:
>>33668568hm... are you me? am i you?
>>33668558they were having a whole disc about this before. Girls were getting soft doxxed and stuff
>>33668575no but i've somehow been called both her and sarge in the past
>>33668574Ranting is all they can do. You can just laugh at how impotent they are.
>>33668579pork shoulder lamb shoulder FOID shouldermmhmm
I was talking to my boyfriend because he was planning to buy me a new mobile phone. During our conversation I posted a ChatGPT screenshot (I use the AI sometimes for questions cause I find it helpful and he's annoyed by it, but I told him to accept my freedom to do so) about the phone and he got annoyed again.I told him to cut it out to which he replied: "Why are you aggressive? I was in the middle of buying you a gift, one of many gifts..."This made me even angrier because I feel it's manipulative to bring up gifts as if that makes my anger not justified. I told him not to buy the phone and I will buy it myself and that I never want any gifts again if this is how he feels. Anyway, can any outsider tell me what they think of his reaction/words? Manipulative or not?
>>33668539I be on here lying alla time
>>33668565it's not (just) pegging, i'm into light praise/pet play, seems like a rare thing for women to be into. i love and hate my ex for awakening this kink.
>>33668591You retard
>>33668591Silly BPDemon, you never tell the full story.
>>33668591Anyone who has such a retarded emotional reaction to ChatGPT is a mental midget. You're dating an emotional child.
>>33668549for what purpose
>>33668591I don’t think he was being manipulative. It does come off as you being aggressive.
Girls, do you want a guy to slap his cock against your face like in porn?
>>33668599like I said, because it's funny
>>33668599it's funny. i especially love to dig in in the middle of an argument, pretend to be the other, derail the whole exchange lmao
>>33668589ranting is all they can do with no info. look at how some people post here, it's evident there's at least one highly aggressive schizophrenic man who posts here for the sole purpose of making the thread worse. he's said multiple times that his goal is to make people cry, which is really funny and delusional, because this is an anonymous text board.now if this wasn't anonymous, who's to say he wouldn't be stalking a femanon, calling her work or other psycho shit
>>33668598He wants to be useful and he feels like ChatGPT takes away from that dynamic if I ask the bot instead of him. I understand it somewhat but I told him that sometimes I WILL use the AI bot and he needs to accept it.>>33668600If someone is mad and you say "Why are you aggressive? I am buying you something, one of many things I bought for you" that is not manipulative?
>>33668581No they don't. I'll say it because no one else would: the feeling that most men get when a woman loves them more than they love her or when they see a woman love a man more than he loves her is debasement. They think she's debasing herself, and the assumption at work here is a woman is more precious or at least should act like she is. So when she doesn't, it gives them the ick, like a transgression against nature.
>>33668581once i told a boy i had a crush on him in middleschool and he called me creepy until i dropped out of highschool. creepy not like an adjective but like it was my name. hey creepy.
>>33668609Sup Creepy
>>33668607No. Manipulative is “don’t ever buy me anything again if you feel that way”.
>>33668599it makes me laff :3
>>33668607>hat is not manipulative?Is is
>>33668607It's okay to use AI.
I wouldn’t trust any advice that’s not dispensed in the morning
>>33668609kinda sad but only if child you was not able to engage in banter (i am not getting the impression child you was)
>>33668605I guess we were looking at the word "recognized" with different meanings. You see >>33668539 as asking about your online posts getting your real life details recognized, I saw it as just getting recognized as "the poster who frequently talks about Subject X, Topic Y, and Hobby Z", that sort of thing.
>>33668574Ihatewomen is based thoughbeit
>>33668608>>33668609I'm sorry about what happened to you but it's literally incredibly popular as a genre in anime and manga rn
>>33668602oof...
>>33668605Please just let it rest
Women, how would you feel if your hypothetical moid told you that you have a Pretty Cunt
>>33668591>annoyed by itVague. What did he say>told him to cut it outCut what out? Again, how did he express the annoyance>he buys you a gift + you feel manipulatedYou both have understandable viewpoints here. Do you understand why he said that quotation you wrote? Does he understand why his quote made you angry? Both of your responses seem understandable and not even incorrect to me. So yes, those words were partly manipulative. But do you get why he said them, cause they were partly valid too.Imma get food to eat rn
>>33668620it wasnt banter it was bullying. >>33668623okay that's. not real life. can you please shut up
>>33668619Gday mate, it is currently 10:14 in the morning on the beautiful Melbourne coast. I have some advice for you, bud. Wanna hear it?
Would you forgive emotional cheating that hasn’t yet reached physical intimacy?
I am unattractive btw
>>33668622Your hornyposting is the cringiest shit I've read.
>>33668629Yes I do cunt
>>33668609he never deserved you
>>33668621it's one stray detail or photo that can give you away, though. be careful
Why is there no way to ask for money back without sounding like a bitch
>>33668624what was it
>>33668628well yes it was bullying but you turn it into banter by, well, returning fire. tit-for-tat, ya gotta hit back otherwise bullies will never learn to check themselves, obviously a bit too late to apply that advice to babby-you. i hope you get bullied less now
>>33668635I forgot
>>33668625let what rest lmao im just in here chatting
>>33668626Don't want to hear him disrespecting it with that word, but I do want him to think it's pretty
>>33668627He said something like "Why do you bring ChatGPT into this?!" while we had a chill conversation and I just showed a screenshot. This may seem harmless but I had several prior conversations where I told him that I sometimes want to use it and I don't want him be passive aggressive, comment or argue with me. So he was aware of me hating that he tries to complain or prevent me.>Cut what out? Again, how did he express the annoyanceI said don't piss me OFF you know that I don't want you to control if I can use AI or not.Yes I told him how I feel and he claims he only had good intentions and that he wasn't being manipulative.
>>33668503It's kind of like "what if we butchered and ate the dog?" sure it doesn't mean you're going to come back to her making chinese food but the fact that it even occurred to her is a pretty big red flag.
>>33668631only if my partner was able to be clear about why they were doing it and what things i could do to better meet their needs (if such needs are reasonable). but that they would get to that point before talking to me is costing them a VERY large amount of points desu.
>>33668644that's a lot of creative energy to spend on a guy who hates me. why would i do that. that's like hate-flirting. kismesis is not real.
>>33668623Nothing that bad happened. I just discovered men don't like it when they like them more than you like you. Hell, they don't even like it when you have an I'll meet you halfway spirit. They want the boot shoving their head onto the ground.
>>33668631Emotional cheating isn’t a real thing. It was made up by insecure people who don’t want their spouse to have close friends. I have to see texts reading “I want to fuck you” or something similar to think it’s cheating.
who's this obsessive shitposter who impersonates other anons and myao?
>>33668648I hate to ask but can you either post a little bit of the convo or type up what was said between the two? I can't make a good judgement without more info.Ok now I'm gonna get food. Sorry
>>33668653when you like them more than they like you*ugh
>>33668591>>33668648He can't stop you from using AI at all, but it is weird that you want to use AI to argue or disagree with him.Like, if you were looking at actual reviews of phones and saying that you trust the reviewers to be experts on the subject then that's one thing, but instead you're telling your bf that you value his opinion less than a digital hallucination.
>>33668657entjeet probably
>>33668653I like you more than you like me rn
Foids why is mash potatoes so hard to heat up in a microwave
>>33668634Haven't had the energy to hornypost in weeks. but thanks?
>>33667801You should probably wear a sports bra.Sports bras can work similarly to a tight-fitting compression shirt, holding the fabric close to the skin and preventing the back-and-forth friction that causes chafing.
>>33668658Sorry no. Enjoy your food.>>33668660Humans fail sometimes though. Of course so does the AI, but having both angles makes it feel more secure to me.
>>33668652well because if you let people bully you then you embolden the bullies to continue bullying you and probably others. it's a lot of creative energy to spend, sure, but looking out for yourself is important and worth doing. (this is, at least, what i'd tell my kid if she were complaining about this sort of thing to me)
>>33668667Their density and when they lack water. It's better to stir a little more water into them before heating with the mircowave.
>>33668656So you don't mind it I text this from uni while I lay on my belly, kicking my feet and smirking while you are next to me?
Femanons are evil
>>33668664Which proves my point, because I conversely don't give a single shit about you kek
Am I weird for being so “serious” about every relationship o get into ? I told my friends that whenever I date someone I think it’s the person I’m gonna spend the rest of my life with and I wouldn’t date them if they weren’t…but they thought it was odd
>>33668679No they’re not, just damaged
>>33668679femanons aren't real it's just AI.that's why 'they' fear our schizoposting.
>>33668680Naw, it proves my point. Guys love obsessive women
>>33668678Nope. I’d just think you’re having a fun conversation and would compliment your feet.
>>33668631>>33668656This. I'm not insecure.
>>33668672trying to use wit to defeat a bully is a very disney channel idea. it doesn't matter, bullies hate when others are earnest. i could give the greatest speech ever and he would still hate me or try to bully me. the smart options are to hurt him so much he's scared of me or to ignore him. being witty just prolongs each encounter.
>>33668682As if the men here are better
>>33668685I'm obsessed? AND I'm obsessed with you? KekI think you have another femanon in mind
>>33668679Are the chadlet or Chad spamming femanons the same poster as the one who just admitted to falseflagging to shit up the thread? Because those are the most annoying fully anonymous femanons I can think of currently.
>>33668671You're telling your bf that you don't feel secure with his opinions, you're telling your bf that you expect him to fail to choose a product wisely.The AI is not capable of reviewing a phone. It can summarize what other reviewers are saying, but it can't tell the difference between legit reviewers and "stamp of approval on everything" reviewers, and it struggles to differentiate between similar products or similarly-named products, and it hallucinates details that don't exist at all, and YOU are incapable of noticing when it does this.
>>33668690They’re worse in many ways
>>33668693He failed me when I asked him an important question about my future and to find out an information related to government/work. When I asked ChatGPT afterwards when it already turned out to be wrong info from his side ChatGPT found the right info and contract in 5 seconds.... I said I trust you 99% but you can see you failed 1% and I want to make sure. You think that is unreasonable?
>>33668681Like a mallard duck?
>>33668691I never said that
>>33668689i did not say use wit to defeat your bully, i said tit for tat, those are two very different things anon!! if he's calling you names then it means calling him names; if he does something more, it means doing more. if he eacalates, then you escalate. the point isn't to get him to hate you less, it is to understand that expressing that in unproductive ways will end badly for him.
>>33668539NEET behavior
How can I ever love my boyfriend when he's enjoyed porn and the idea of fucking multiple women like some disgusting manwhore piece of shit? He says he loves me and experiences human emotions but how can that be true? The ideal male existence is is being strapped to a toilet while an endless stream of women come in and feed them and suck their dick constantly while porn plays on 10 screens in the background 24/7. I hate you all.
>>33668697I get the feeling that you resent him and you're going to hold his previous mistakes against him, which is why you're prematurely deciding that you can't trust him on a COMPLETELY DIFFERENT TOPIC too. Maybe he resents you too. Maybe you're not meant to be together.
>>33668703Imagine dating a woman who thinks like this. Atoga is a good cure all for sexism when you realize that being fucked in the feed isn’t a gendered thing
I keep submitting articles to peer-reviewed publications that get desk-rejected to me or I get a revise-and-resubmit markup with a subtext of "you're a bs artist and should never have submitted in the first place".Am I retarded?
>>33668653>>33668608Nah. It varies.This is not the case with me.The only time it has ever bothered me was when there was no aspect of my personality or who I was as a person. Literally any other guy with my appearance would have been sufficient for her. That alone was unpleasant. It's how I imagine a girl feels when a guy wants to date her tits.My psychology is such still have trouble believing that anyone finds me attractive despite literally knowing for certain that women do.So eagerness is incredibly appealing in a woman.
>>33668701for the low low price of making the bullying worse, i can also win the fabulous prize of wasting a lot of time and energy getting even. brilliant.
>>33668539It's no use. Archive Anon passed the torch and gave me her spreadsheet because my schizo pattern recognition is unmatched. I know all of you better than you know yourselves.
>>33668702yep
>>33668709/atoga/ should be used as an educational tool by one of those nonprofits that tries to deradicalize incels and to prevent them from unaliving people.
>>33668713>artist>peer reviewed journalI don't understand
>>33668718what's my favorite band.
>>33668715MKG, do you think that if you'd been born in a younger generation you would have fallen down the incel/redpill rabbit hole?
>>33668720Absolute cinema
>>33668718If you had seen what I had seen then you would have acted on it, but you didn't act so I know that you didn't see it.
>>33668703I watched that australian tv show. It was mid at best
>>33668719Why don't you get a job?
>>33668722I said "bs artist" as in "bullshit artist". It's a colloquialism in English meaning you don't know what you're talking about and simply make things up.
>>33668729Just say bullshit next time, you Bachelor of Science Artist.
>>33668591>"Why are you aggressive? I was in the middle of buying you a giftThis is a valid emotional response. He was trying to do something nice and is overlooking the fact that he was expressing annoyance and you standing your ground wasn't aggressive but assertive.He was emotional and wrong but not necessarily manipulative.>one of many gifts..."This, however, is 100% manipulative douchebaggery.
>>33668715I was going to modify my comment because of you, because I remembered you "like" girls who are obsessive. Aka, you like to abuse them because it gives you an ego boost.
Do you think that people who eat sardines have been secretly executed and replaced by clones?
>>33668735i eat sardines... they're yummy...
>>33668718based on the replies i get on here i will never take posts like this seriously
Women, the cat has your pipe.
Why do you think, while I was walking around naked, a parakeet grabbed my gonads with its talons and started trying to eat them, even going so far as drawing blood from my scrotum?
>>33668716no. sorry, but my daughter would never be this piss poor at game theoretic decisions. if the bullying is getting worse, then that means you didn't escalate enough in your response the first time. i'd hate to see your answer to newcomb's paradox.
>>33668736What else do you like?
>>33668738Being quirky is not a substitute for a personality.
>>33668733>Aka, you like to abuse them because it gives you an ego boost.Nope. Not at all. I literally just explained my psychological reasons for liking them.But you are going to tiresomely paint me as a villain no matter what. So you do you Pikachu.
>>33668738Is that the original Garfield strip?
Ojamashimasu
>>33668746NTA but I think one of the things that screws me up about your posts is how one moment you take the high ground and try to act super analytical and wise and the next you're talking about how it's a-okay that you have detailed ideations of murder and rape. Like, Jesus Fucking Christ, dude.
>>33668700Hmm, let me try again: you think I'm obsessive and you're saying you like that about me. Except anon I wouldn't describe myself as obsessive. Not to mention, again, if I were to like *you* especially more than you do me, you'll grow cold. Now you like me (or said you do) because I'm indifferent to you. In short: even if you theoretically like the trait, when it's you, you'll most likely feel burdened and be suspicious as to why this woman likes you not other guys and whether she has other choices and if you think she doesn't that makes her soo not hot, like lukewarm at best.
Uh oh, guys, horse poster is depressed.
I love my gf
>>33668744Being quirky as a personality is a symptom of either ADHD or BPD.
>>33668746Your girlfriend is submissive too. You wanted to cheat on her.
If you lived in the pre-internet era what do you think you would be doing at this hour of the day instead of shitposting on the internet? Let's say it's maybe 1983-1985 and you're around the same age you are now.
>>33668760reading
>>33668760I’d be listening to and writing music
>>33668742i am not your daughter. all he did was call me names. why is that worth escalating over? you're calling for me to escalate first.i would take the mystery box that is either empty or has a million dollars.
>>33668647Why do you think it’s disrespectful?
>>33668751I think you're a schizophrenic...
>>33668760probably still programming desu
>>33668743olives. peaches. peppermint tea. lots of things?
I understand that you have an opinion and want to share it, but that doesn’t mean that anyone has to care about it.
>>33668760Working some god awful job that I hate very much because employers have abused me and they always regret it after I leave.
State genderShould we take video games away from young men until they start participating in society again?
>>33668774>they always regret it after I leave.C O P E
>>33668765Rat. Poison. Ingest it.
Is it just me or have the women on this side of the internet been acing weird lately? Women, what's up with that?
I'm bored
GenderHow do I deal with this fucking femanon who ghosted me
>>33668775Myes, but what is there to do other than dead end jobs
>>33668749それは何ですか
>>33668778Oh my you are obsessed with me!
>>33668782MTake some time for yourself. If it’s still affecting you, assuming you’re the guy from a few days ago, then you really need to treat yourself. Take tomorrow to have a hot bath and find something to occupy yourself all day, whatever that may be. Go for a long drive.
>>33668782MStalk her and become obsessed with her.
>>33668760Radio + Beer with company
>>33668709Well I saw a post about threesomes and it made me homicidal. Since I'm not a cuckquean this is somewhat natural. It immediately made me imagine having to share my boyfriend which made me want him to die (but not really but kind of).>>33668727What is this referencing?
>>33668779The women here are one person samefagging.
>>33668775also porn and internet
My brother is going to propose to his demonic obese girlfriend and I've never even had a boyfriend I don't get it
>>33668787Dude I just don’t fucking get it, I did literally nothing wrong, then she stops replying mid conversation
>>33668791On 4chan in general. Then again, I'm not convinced more than 5 women use this website.
>>33668793become demonic and obese as well
>>33668786You're painfully unfunny
>>33668775>let's take away the bread and circusesthat worked so well for Rome
>>33668796I can't gain weight
>>33668790Creamerie, it is a NZ tv show not australian
>>33668694Yeah clearly, the options are>Indian larper>other Indian but a cannibal incel>insane narcissists>guy who loves showing his dick so much he’s named for it>raped dude>miscellaneous mentally ill guys
>>33668790> Well I saw a post about threesomes and it made me homicidal. Since I'm not a cuckquean this is somewhat natural.Lol, very excessive. >>33668794Brother, what peace would you get from knowing? You’d still long for that connection, and it’s still eating at you. That’s not good. The surefire way to treat it is to go inward and fix that. The cope way is find another. If you’ve done it once, it can happen again
>>33668763i know you are not. i do not even have a daughter. but this is what i'd tell such a daughter (what i might tell her if i can convince some goobette to reproduce w/me), because refusing to engage isn't dispute resolution, and good dispute resolution is really important as an adult.on that note, it is worth escalating because he is the one who first escalated, and you need to denonstrate to him (and others) that fucking with you is a bad idea. additionally, once he stops escalating the bullying then you have the opportunity to offer an olive branch and build something less (or perhaps even not) negative, which is by far the most important part of dispute resolution.
should i start using clay face masks?
>>33668804who is the guy who shows his dick?
>>33668797And you're hilarious!
State gender. How do you deal with your mum having a gay girlfriend who is very close to your age?
Women,Is porn cheating?
>>33668811exhibanon i'm assuming
>>33668813Mlilbro getting mogged by his mom
>>33668811Exhibanon
>>33668811Penis Guy.
>>33668811Some weirdo.
>>33668809hey. you don't get to be condescending about a hypothetical brain teaser and then ignore my answer. i read a wikipedia page for you. you don't get to ignore me. why did you even pick that one, the choice seems mostly like a wash. the monty hall problem would have been a better dig at my intelligence.
>>33668795I went to a small anime convention where the hentai panel was entirely run by four women who all post shit on /d/ all the time, so make of that what you will.
>>33668812Kys, Sarge
>>33668803Interesting. I've definitely seen the idea tossed around by horny men before though.Am I correct this is the ideal male existence? Are men actually capable of love and bonding or is endless and constant sex and orgies the truth of what you all want?
Didn't manons say they don't get jealous of male namefags receiving more attention than them?
>>33668823What did they post?
>>33668825the show isn't about that at all
>>33668814Yeah but I'm insane.
>>33668814nah
>>33668804>single moms, extreme avoidants, bored housewives, free use whores, and JHYou decide
>>33668824Close but no cigar honeybun although I'm sad you were obsessed with THAT guy and not me
>>33668813If they get married she is my new sister in law.
>>33668827I prefer my anonymity, and I am very cautious when I realize I've broken my anonymity with identifiable posting/trolling patterns https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VuA789Iz9nM
>>33668804I don’t really like being known as “raped dude” but I guess I invite it on myself.>>33668827There’s good and bad attention.
>>33668809M, had a younger sister, have some daughters now, generally I teach them to over-escalate because girls rarely get punished for it and it's my experience that boys don't respond to anything short of overwhelming force. With my sons I tend to advocate for avoidance or proportional response, with the girls I believe that the Jews said it best, be a mad dog too dangerous to bother.
>>33668776I literally have previous coworkers and upper managment that smile and greet me asking how I am. And one previous employer that found me at my other job and asked me to come back to work for them (for less money than I was making at that job, no less because he's indian).
>>33668832I was a free use whore of sorts once. I volunteered as a bukkake boy at a gay masturbation night. I crawled down on my knees in the middle of the circle jerk while the men around me jizzed on my face, ass, and back.
>>33668833ah, so another mentally ill faggot who projects their mental illness onto others? who knew there's so many on hereAnyway, I hope you kill yourself soon
>>33668810They seem fun. Do you wanna do one together?
>>33668841Any more gay literature recommendations?
>>33668841foid hands
>>33666726Becoming an engineer was the worst mistake of my life.Went to mcdonalds and I saw through the drive thru a cute asian girl. The whole crew were young people my age.If i had been a min wage worker id have tons of people i could relate to and probably have dated cute girls.Instead I went to college and studied engineering which was a sausage fest. Be one of the few "lucky" people to get a job in "this economy" and what's my reward? Working with literal boomers in a cubicle. Any cute girl is like 30+ and married.They all call me cute but like in a kid way.I wear a button shirt and khakis and the boomers in tshirts ask "why are you dressed up? fancy date, oh i remember being young" NO NIGGA IM AN INCELI get home and feel drained. if im not tired ill go to the gym and be drained. weekends i have to do fucking laundry and clean the apartment i can barely afford because even though im an engineer, 100k in the area is not much different than poverty wage and rents like 2k for ghetto studio. i wish i was a mechanic who fell in love with the waitress at the diner and lived in a small shitty 2 bedroom house
>>33668822hehe you just said your choice, you didn't explain your reasoning. one can justify choosing either choice. thank you for reading wikipedia though i wasn't quite trying to be condescending (sorry.)
>>33668846
>>33668844Stay obsessed my queen, tstst you know people here my name
>>33668750>the next you're talking about how it's a-okay that you have detailed ideations of murder and rape. Like, Jesus Fucking Christ, dude.I'm not talking about how murder is okay.If you pay attention, I just talk about it with the casual attitude of someone talking about something that's okay. Because that's just me.And I don't think murder is okay. And literally every time I talk about it, I explained that even caring about the person in any way at *all* was an immediate and obvious clue that I was suffering mental illness. And some anons somehow concluded that this meant that they were done close to me... because y'all are stupid.And I have repeatedly explained how rape is awful. So I don't know what the fuck you're talking about there.Seriously. Reconsider whether or not the problem is that you all are complete and utter morons who seize upon one part of one post, add a bunch of shit, and end then insist I feel bad about your fiction.
>>33668853if i get a million dollars, one thousand dollars is nothing. the adversarial mindset is to deny your opponent the maximum possible gain. the predictor would be thinking, "i can deny them a thousand or a million." most people would choose to deny their opponent a million dollars. also, it's better to lose potentially a grand than potentially a fortune.
>>33668860TLDR and NTAWhy don’t you just stop engaging with the morons? Every post you make defending yourself makes me hate you more.
>>33668860>Reconsider whether or not the problem is that you all are complete and utter moronsConsider that if multiple people have the same problems with you, there is a single variable in common.
>>33668865His responses smack of the "politician's defense." >"I smoked, but I didn't inhale">"I did not have sex with that woman">"There are very good people on both sides" >"No, it was only a ROMAN salute"
>>33666728I wouldn't know, I am an ass man.
behold my magnum dongits glorious namethe expanderwield it wisely
>>33668845maybe, it's been a while since i used one. they don't seem to do all that much for the skin that a simpler cleanser and exfoliator can't.
>>33668782>>33668788This. Oneitis for true love is the only way.
>>33668859I just got an aneurysm reading your commentAnyway, you're irrelevant, I don't know who you are and I'll wager no one cares about you except the other voices in your head
Is archive anon a janny?
>>33668879No, he has too much salty sweat on the underside of his gonads for that.
>>33668880Ur mum
>>33668850FRelatable
>>33668880we're going to get like 3 literal-who democrat "kidnappings" again
I want a husband I'm so behind oh my god I've feel so afraid I legitmatley feel like I'm going to be killed soon
>>33668884she is not a politician mkay
>>33668888CHECKED
>>33668782MMove on? It’s not that deep bro.
>>33668886What do you do. How can you relate to me? You can open hinge and get 100 matches in one hour?I am not saying this to attack you. I just don't think I would be this disappointed if I were a girl. Even girls online seem to have fun. I've lurked crystal cafe. girl friendships are booming rn.
>>33668889just use dating apps, any girl can get a date nowadays
>>33668889How have your dating experiences been?
>>33668899You are a stupid person and you ask questions in bad faith. No one here is obligated to accept homework assignments from you. Now fuck off.
>>33668899Check those quatruple dubs.
GenderWhatcha doin’?
>>33668802That’s kinda hot. You single? Wait no, I mean Hi. I’ll be your first and last boyfriend
Does anyone else love when women talk down to them like they are literally a three year old boy?
>>33668907MDrinking a protein shake while listening to music.
>>33668880They already killed the Japanese horse... you know who's next...
>>33668889stop panicking. there are literally tens of men out there who want a wife. Just fill out the checklist so we can see where you're at>Can you not be crazy?>Can you cook?>Are you fat?>Is your debt under 10k?
>>33668907f, sweating my ass off in this heat which is also making me fart so the room is hot and smells like ass
>>33668830Would you make a small library of photographs and videos for your boyfriend so he can replace his usual porn consumption?
>>33668899>4 pairs of a kindsince im forced to respond, i choose to be a milf fucker
>>33668907Mfixing my mandarim anki deck for the 100th time
>>33668915Gross, dude.>nooo you're supposed to say hotNo, gross.
Femanons, what would you do if you walked in on your boyfriend in a slutty maid outfit getting gangbanged by a group of muscular men?
>>33668917Gigabased.
>>33668897get new material
>>33668920Join in.
I finally understand women, and it was not fucking easy. To understand women was like understanding a nuclear physics textbook. Understanding men is like understanding a dog, but women it's like nuclear physics.
>>33668872That's because it's an external applicator. Eating better and drinking water does more. It's more just for fun.
>>33668861if it is indeed true that the brain is a chaotic system, then this means that even a predictor with perfect information would be unable to predict my choice, which means the real question is how convinced the predictor is that it is (or can be) correct. regardless, two boxing is the way to go since it would maximize earnings on repetition in this scenario.you're assuming the predictor is a person, though, which doesn't have to be true. neither does the predictor have a particular incentive to have an outcome (it doesn't consider you an 'antagonist' or have any reason to deny you anything, or to want to deny you anything). i picked this problem because it's an interesting one, but there aren't many other named problems. monty hall also has an objectively, mathematically-provably correct choice
>>33668912horse bros.. Just like that time when rice shower fell and had to become glue at age 6
>>33668899I feel like youre trying to justify your pedophillic desire toward underage femcels and so I choose to kill you with hammers
Women, can I jizz on your ankle with my penis while I squeeze your toes with my hand.
>>33668924I've read griffiths and women are easier to understand
>>33668919you're supposed to help me, not find it hot
I want to ask a girl I know and speak to somewhat regularly to hang out, but idk if she would want to and I’m scared that if I ask and she says no then she won’t want to be friendly acquaintances with me anymore
Has this thread ever helped anyone find love in any shape or form?
>>33668932Allow me, madame, allow me.*opens a window*
>>33668934If you speak to her regularly, she has no romantic interest in you.
>>33668935Lol
>>33668936the air outside is hotter
>>33668907MReorganizing some trading cards I have in a binder. I gave away all of the blue cards I had and so I have to find a new order for the rest.
>>33668936it's ma'am
>>33668935oh yeah yeah, it helped me learn i love simping
>>33668832i'm only free use for my boyfriend though
>>33668935Yes
>>33668934Do you have any other female friends? Or a different group you could hang out with if it goes bad?
>>33668915
>>33668935Yes (m), it's given me illustrative examples of what not to do and how not to behave.
>>33668897I've been on hinge and was very unsuccessful men don't really like me or interact with me
>>33668935Is that the purpose of this thread?
mmm tranny farts
>>33668926repetition isn't a part of the original problem, it's irrelevant. the humanity of the predictor is also irrelevant, it IS defined as being nearly infallible and predicting your moves accurately. you say the mathematically best choice is both; this is what i'm counting on the predictor thinking. so i choose the mystery box.
>>33668950you can still become an atoga namefag
>>33668944how do i find hot chicks like you?
(Wo)men, do you like looking at your gf/bf occasionally while they’re eating when they’re scrolling or watching tv? To me it’s very interesting watching him eat sometimes. I don’t stare.
>>33668935It helped me realize a lot of things about women that I think it will be helpful
>>33668957You build them out of clay like Pygmalion.
>>33668950dating apps are shooting fish in a barrel, did you open every message by asking for money or something?
>>33668937I understand, I will be ending my life this evening>>33668946Yeah but she works in the same building as me so that ultimately solves/changes nothing. Would a chick really be so put off by a guy wanting to hang out that she wouldn’t like that guy as a person anymore?
>>33668957idk play video games and get lucky
>>33668900I don't need a date I need the love of my life>>33668902Bad>>33668913>>Can you not be crazy?I think so>>Can you cook?Yea>>Are you fat?No>>Is your debt under 10k?Yes But none of that makes me pretty, likable, or impressive. I have zero dollars of debt but the girls I know who have 100k of debt are engaged.
>>33668950How were your pictures?
>>33668958My boyfriend is obese so I sometimes bounce objects off of his fat belly to see if I can distract him.
>>33668958Yes I like looking at her, obviously
>>33668959Like?
>>33668962They were just not interested in me I'd go on dates with them and they'd ghost me >>33668966I tried to use pictures that showed me honestly so they weren't nice or pretty, but I still got a few matches
>>33668960b-but she ran away in the end...>>33668964vid games ruined my eyes fml...
>>33668907Makin dinner
>>33668958ye im watchin him scroll rn :)
>>33668963If you're serious about that you need to contact a help line. I think 988 still operates in the USA and your country may have an equivalent. You need someone to talk to, not to destroy yourself.
>>33668963It might get awkward for a bit so if you can let that pass away without having to see each other every day it will feel smoother. And then after a month or a couple of weeks it is fine again
>>33668970How did the phone convos go, and what happened on the dates? What was the vibe you got by the end of it and your impressions of the other guys? What do you think their impressions of you were
>>33668907MLarping with AI
>>33668975Wholesome
>>33668979kek so is everyone in the thread who replied to the pity baiter
Would you be silent if a sexmobile approached your location?
>>33668929>I feel>I choose no accountabilityTypical woman.
>>33668960sorry >>33668971 i was thinking about the play versionhow about uh, but the dude had to go to church for that...
>>33668907Watching a Jake Gyllenhaal movie for the past 8 hours because I haven't been paying attention and keep playing it back where I left offIt doesn't help that both leads are autists (in the movie) and unsympathetic
pussy dry
Women is it really a turn off for a guy to show weakness?
>>33668982Where is that?
>>33668986Yeah, why would I care if no one is being harmed and no rights being impeded?
>>33668969That they get horny, have weird fantasies, lust for things. That they have women problems that don't make a lot of sense to me but it is interesting
>>33668756Case in point.
>>33668989You're watching Nightcrawler, aren't you? I always read the dude as a sociopath, not an autist. But it also bummed me out because he's how I, a mega-autist, come across when I try to network or make any kind of an elevator pitch for a project.
>>33668939But fresher. We love that smell, and if we ever stop loving it then it's time to move.
>>33668990listening to j cole rn?
>>33668760Watching mediocre prime time network television or writing D&D modules.
>>33668953repetition is not irrelevant unless you're telling me this scenario can only physically happen once in my life. also, infallibility doesn't make breaking fundamental rules possible, and it is simply the case that chaotic systems can't be predicted after a long enough period of time. i brought up humanity because you were unduly attributing human mental qualities (characterizing something as being an opponent that wants others to lose as a value). the predictor might predict that i'm operating under such rules, but it can never account for my actual choice, which hinges on my understand that is picking effectively at random, so it has no choice but to also pick at random
>>33668907MaleWriting emails.
>>33668968Obviously…? I’m talking about in this instance, jackass. Be a rude, dumb cunt somewhere else.
I got chicken nuggies again. Are you still jealous? I think it's been like 4 days since the last one.
>>33669009You need to rub them all over my ball sack and then we'll talk.
>>33669003how did u know..
>>33668987You males don’t know accountability more than women at all. You can see that all over the place if you weren’t such a dick rider.
>>33668862>Why don’t you just stop engaging with the morons?It scratches an itch.>Every post you make defending yourself makes me hate you more.Farming irrational hatred is, like, a third of the reason I tripfag.
>>33668978The texting was usually nice and polite, only one guy said weird things to me (implying I was being lazy/fat for going to dinner, etc) The dates were awkward but fine, and I got the impression they didn't really care what I had to say- they would ask the same questions of me, forget what I said, not really say anything complimentary. I found them nice but a little closed off. I think I was very awkward too and I would always be very nervous so it was my fault
>>33668907FEating chicken nuggets
>>33669008Jealous much
>>33668907>Gender>Whatcha doin’?I was nappin'
>>33668970>They were just not interested in me I'd go on dates with them and they'd ghost meSorry to hear femanon.What do you do for work? Are you also a corporate prostitute that sold your soul for a middle class wage
>>33668420He sent me a pic of his cock and I just spent like an hour getting off to it. So yes.
>>33669021>jealous over absolutely nothingI guess? If you say so.
>>33669011> . . . . . . . . . . __/\_>ooga booga ( *o*) /) /) ~* ~*
>>33668967Does it work?
>>33669005okay then who knows i might get x ray vision and be able to see into the box. who knows. the situation didnt specifically exclude it so that means i can consider it a central part of the hypothetical. and yeah who knows maybe the nigh omnipotent predictor is actually flipping a coin and the epic hypothetical is now about calling heads or tails.i'm going to bite three of your fingers off and chew them up into gruel and spit your fingersludge in your face and hair.
>>33669030>jealous over absolutely nothingCute
>>33668970damn you make me want to take you on a real date and just be friends after we can just laugh at our misfortunes while slowly falling in love and getting married.
>>33669025What do you do
>>33668865>Consider that if multiple people have the same problems with you, there is a single variable in common.The common variable is that they refuse to let go of wrong information and clutch onto it like it's precious.Which is made even more ridiculous by my complete acceptance of people hating me for things that are legitimate facts.>>33668869Nope.I'm just not guilty of the villainous evil they want me to be guilty of. Just mundane evil that I intentionally chose to do after torturously slow deliberation and therefore don't wring my hands over it in regret.It's like some criminal admits to theft and attempted murder and you all demand he confess to murders, rapes, and treason he didn't even do.You're silly.
>>33669015They were probably boring guys. Did your nervousness cause any issues during the dates?
>>33669013Mighty projection.
>>33668987I see through you pedo incelsLet me be clear. A male pedo is worse than a female pedo. Yes there is a double standard and its good there is one.
>>33669034You’re obviously lying about having a gf. You’re just insufferable…. Bye, unlovable faggot.
>>33669040The bell curves goes from MKG is ok to MKG is shit to MKG is ok shit
I need her to bounce on it
>>33669042Thanks!! You proved my point perfectly! <3
>>33669046white boy?
>>33669037I said I am an engineer. I majored in chemical, I do electrical/systems.
Does anyone else get chills from music?
>>33669050Yes
>>33669043>>33669049Seething samefag femcel.
>>33669000It's called Demolition I watched Nightcrawler before. Tbh, I don't know why the character was pinned as a sociopath rather than a mega autist. However, mega autists anon tend to be forward, miss any social cues, like patterns and order etc whereas the main character in Nightcrawler though he lacks empathy, he is able to somewhat train himself to mimick how people behave. However, he comes across as a massive dick because he can't actually empathize and therefore keeps looking at people as a means, being an asshole to them etc
>>33669054I used to. Hasn't happened in a while
>>33669054Yes, usually from memories though, not just the song
>>33669054Some days
>>33669052Do you consider that corporate prostitution
>>33669056You will be killed with hammers :)
Why are male atogans more accomplished than the females?
>>33668976I’m not serious it’s a Daniel Larson quote but I appreciate the fact that you care about your fellow man>>33668977I can probably deal with that I guess, I don’t know. I’m just scared and overthinking
>>33669054Yea
>>33669055I hope it never gets bounced on by anyone else but me
>>33669067We have a fire under our assess
>>33669063Yeah. I wanted to be a paleontologist/archaeologist but i really just wanted to be like dr grant or indiana jones and explore the world digging for cool things. I realized these arent real jobs that pay anything.Then I wanted to be an artist and I got really good, best in my school, then I realized the only money is in furry porn. So i became an engineer to make money because I was good at math and now I realize you don't even make much money.
>>33669067I'm probably the biggest loser here and I'm a dude
>>33669064>what's html editingYou'll be killed with rope (by yourself).
>>33669076I have a loving gf, that is who I was speaking of.
>>33669067How? One male anon is an engineer? Most of you are 30+ year old neets.
>>33669079You seem very smart and talented I'm embarrassed to talk to you
>>33669081You don't know that.
>>33669083I hope you both die
>>33669082Cope
>>33669081Don't be so bold
anyone else noticed that all femanon screenehots of their (you)s are from mobile devices
>>33668907M.Listening to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtknScem7TY
>>33669033hm, i don't think you understood what i was getting at at all.
>>33669088Unnecessarily rude
>>33669067In totality they’re not, since Stardew and Actuary exist Case by case basis? It’s a lot of things. Male anons are usually more willing to share details about their lives and careers - also more likely to upsell them - and the personality types of people who would use this type of forum are conducive to those types of higher class, educated jobs, with the neuroticism and anxiety pushing them. On the flip side, it can also break someone. There’s the generalized reality that >>33669077 is talking about, where women tend to have more leeway and safety nets which wouldn’t force them to work and study like some of the male anons have had to.
>>33669046Crazy style?
>>33669084This.
>>33669094Women are too dumb to use PCs now
>>33669085It's okay, I can't even paint as well anymore. I sold out everything to be a corporate loser. It's like in those shows where all the color turns grayscale. That's me.
>>33669094I shitpost on my phone exclusively. I only post ITT from my computer when I want to post vocas.
>>33669067I'm a girl and just because I can't consistently do my laundry doesn't mean I'm not accomplished!
GenderShould I put multiple card games together in one binder??
>>33669104Stardew is a man thoughbeit
>>33669090>enters a thread full of men>bitches about moidsYou know you can go to crystal cafe right? I think Kiwi Farms has some female safe spaces too.
It's weird interacting with femanons as if I wouldn't impregnate them if one asked
>>33669113MEw no
>>33669113MOnly if the binder includes dividers.
>>33669109I was too stupid and untalented to do the things I wanted to do so now I wage and do nothing worthwhile
>>33669094that one's from desktop though
>>33669094Have you noticed the image filename?I am clearly on my laptop retard. You will be killed with hammers as well.
>>33669114Gender identity isn’t sex, so I count them as a woman. I also don’t believe Stardew is a man lol
>>33669116I mean. But, would you help raise the kid?Sperm donors are plentiful nowadays.Real family men are few and far between.
>>33669122How is this different than me kek.I didn't have any talent except memorizing dinosaur encyclopedias like an autist and reading ancient history like a bigger autist.I suppose art was a talent of mine, but I am so out of practice I probably cannot even draw/paint as well as a normie now...I used to do it every day. Anyone can get good at art desu.
>>33669127Nta but i would impregnate any femanon and be married to her and raise the children except you because you are fat and ugly.Every other femanon is adorable though.
Women, do you have a bubble butt, or bubble boobs?
my nuggets are a little overcooked
>>33669125YWNBAW lol
Moids, would you date femanon that looks like catharine of aragon?
>>33669105Yes
>>33669127Not that guy. But if I got a chick pregnant I'd help raise the kid. If you make a mistake you need to help fix it. But damn I would not intentionally get a chick pregnant, my sister has a kid and he is a whole lot to deal with, you gotta watch that kid 24/7 or he'll start playing with a power outlet.
>>33669115I do go to CC. It's slow though. Cry about it moid.
>>33669137I know, I’m not stardew
>>33669132Oh no, I wasn't implying me because you guys are mostly abominations.
>>33669138Sure, she’s hot
>>33669132Val didn't say anything wrong tho and you attacked her because you're a vile person
>>33669141So why are you here? Why are you on 4chan in general? I have no clue what would lead to a woman posting on here.
>>33669122>>33669130What if I told you two insecure anticapitalist narcissist mopers that the world cannot actually run on everyone being an exotic plants specialist with a second job as a yoga instructor?
>>33669136It's ogre
>>33669145Who the fuck is Val
>>33669143have you looked in a mirror?
>>33669141It's slow because it's a censored shithole dedicated to misanthropic feminism and, paradoxically, openly harassing and gossiping about vulnerable social outcasts with mental illnesses
>>33669145i didnt attack her. i was being honest. I like bluevalshe seems like good person now. Even cute in her rhetoric. But I am reminded of what she looks like and I have to warn people because they will simp.
>>33669149BlueValkyrie’s true name is Valerie
>>33669149>>33669127
>>33669147>the world cannot actually run on everyone being an exotic plants specialist with a second job as a yoga instructor?Unless you own the monopoly paper money printer*
>>33669143My mom tells me I'm a handsome boy :)
>>33669149a girl that will break the scales
>>33669151You calling me ugly is only cursing yourself to remain alone. So keep doing it.
reddit the thread
>>33669154you did, all you had to do is not reply to heryet you called her fat & ugly just because she had the audacity to suggest that a moid should raise his shitlings
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QADlzNXZPyw
>>33669165she doesnt raise her own shitlings
>>33669158I shouldn't bother because you're obviously a dumb animal just by that reply, but printing money does not print refined goods. That is the whole problem with artificially induced inflation, in fact.
>>33669159Does she jerk off your wee wee when she tells you that?
>>33669161they're the same?
>>33669170yeh
>>33669169No.
>>33669167you don't know and not your placebesides i don't see you levelling this critcism at the man who left her. it's always women are fat, ugly, bad mothers etc
Women,Do you have any conspirituality beliefs? Like woo-woo conspiracy theories that you believe in that also have a mystical or spiritual dimension?
>>33669161LMAYO
Every time I read the news Im reminded of how terrible men are
Women, would you date a moid that kinda looks like a wool blind sheep had melanism
Has a dog or a cat ever adopted you as a puppy or kitten? I sometimes feel like I was raised and brought up by dogs.
>>33669177i think aside from the evil eye im not superstitious
I hate women.
>>33669141I like your anime pictures femcel-chan
>>33669177This is obviously a joke so you can make fun of us for thinking creatively.
>>33669180Likewise, this is playing in my head when I read the news every day: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ij0LZWTPvPU&list=RDMM
>>33669176sybau rule breaker
>They told the germans the thread was actually for asking the opposite gender questions...>They gave them the propaganda title
>>33669182My brother... remus...
>>33669185Still?
>>33669183My old man said he once saw an old woman who might have been a witch stop cars mid-traffic by staring at them with a giant, bulbous, veiny eye so she could cross the street. He said he bought a hamsa ornament for his car shortly after so he'd be immune to such spells.
>>33669191There's like 3 chicks here tops.
>>33669189>everyone here is 1 person sockpupetting you're paranoid and it's not my problem
>>33669147How am i anticap? I am not. I am not procap either. I work in corporate america.I am a pretty good engineer but most engineers are just desk jockeys. I don't even hate my job as much as I realize it's not good being the only young person in the office. It's pointless to make slightly more than those who majored in meme majors but are now waging at a place where everyone is similar age.You just don't get it. Let me recreationally bitch on anon forum. I've considered laying brick. That provides more value than 90% of engineers. Keep talking about how the world needs more engineers at facebook to engineer ways to increase ad revenue. Yeah thats a real plus.
>>33668858Thanks
>>33669180Have sex
>>33669138>catharine of aragonhttps://www.royaltynowstudios.com/blog/blog-post-title-one-pxydc-3e4k2-lwr6a-kleed-dxwc4-cr3nm-welffshes cute yeahold people were trash artists
i am twenty different anons teehee
>>33669194wbu, do you believe in the evil eye?
>>33669186
>>33669195I wish the 3 chicks here would top me
>>33669141i feel bad for all the CC girls cause they have a lot of complaining threads and im a simp to their complaints :(
>>33669207Are you the one posting pics like this on other boards?
>>33669206I like hamsa jewelry, but I don't actually believe in that crap.
>>33669177>Women,>Do you have any conspirituality beliefs? Like woo-woo conspiracy theories that you believe in that also have a mystical or spiritual dimension?I might misfortune, I gotta get blessed by a priest
>>33669208I wish the 3 chicks here would give me top
>>33669208>raping anonmmmm ^^
>>33669210I have a bf lol.It's just most men today choose to be perverted creeps instead of normal.
>>33669216Hot. :)
>>33669213what do you believe in, anon?
>>33669205You should probably get treated for your Dissociative identity disorder
>>33669134>Women, do you have a bubble butt, or bubble boobs?I wish I had both, my butts smooth thats it.
>>33669221God, in a vague sense.
>>33669212Um this is the only board I've posted these on. And this thread only.this is my twitter thohttps://x.com/coredumpd/status/1954763125489627473
>>33669227this post makes me sad
I can't believe the horse from uma musume died irl. It's so sad.
>>33669230see >>33669207
>>33669220you need to keep that cock locked & loaded at all times, 'non
Boring ahh conversation
>>33669193Yes. Why would it have changed?
>>33669227What's it like having autism?
>>33669227Time to stalk you
>>33668754what a coincidence. i love my bf
Women, what should a man do?
>>33669223bubble boobs, small ass but tricks you because i have widowmaker spine
>>33669227>hates men>is so desperate for male attention that she posts her twitter on a thread full of mentally ill weirdo men so they can stalk herDamn bitch.
>>33669246send me $25
>>33669248Stalker here, I lost interest immediately, basically just your average white upper middle class person who’s into escapism via techI did steal a meme though
>>33669238I don't>>33669239>>33669248You morons can't leave your bedroom.
I approached a femanon and she said she would never date me because my maxilla is suboptimal, my orbital vector is negative, and cranial facial structure is completely unideal.
>>33669251Can I post the meme I stole?
>>33669115nta but can you really complain about this, in ihatewoman-chan's own hangout? this is less of an ask the other gender and more of a blogpost about the other gender thread
>>33669252
>>33669251Who bought you that car?
>>33669252omg stfu, narcasissssmand prob something she liked
>>33669252she said that? which one? is she still single
>>33669252>>33669256
Women, would you date a bisexual man?
>>33669255I don't hate women. However:https://youtu.be/KCGAwUyMrko&t=60
quite seriously, I need a tall thicc goth girl to sit on my face and cure me of this apathy and reawaken a passion of living
>>33669256I laughed so fucking hard after figuring out where this was going.Does this count as biohacking btw?
>>33669265You generally need to pay for that, but you can have it if you have enough money.
>>33669250Which one
>>33669263yes in theory. in practice openly bi men tend to be on the softer more effeminate side, and i'm into masculine people.
>>33669269ThisThat’s a good Haruhi meme too
>>33669227Based
>>33669273>filenameIs everyone here a fucking phonefag?
>tfw no buggf
>>33669273oh hehe i made that one. OC
>>33669275Where do I sign up for the lobotomy?
Alexandira....
>>33669223with some squats, you can make em ripe and juicy
>>33669276yeah
>>33669273>>33669279Bringing back this classic
>>33669279Your header is cool too can I follow you or no
>>33669286Yes everyone should follow me !
>>33669288Ok thanks
I can't wait to be married and be able to fold my wife in half and breed her till she becomes a puddle. I'm so excited
>>33669173the more things change...
thread crush?
Women, what sort of consistency do you prefer his cum to be? Thick and pearly white? Runny and more transparent?
>>33669257If that is the poster formerly known as Hates Earrings, she stole the pic.
>>33669300...Alexandria
>>33669303Lol
>>33669300A.....nonymous.
The only two women who use this thread hate men. Chances of me getting pussy: rapidly approaching zero.
Why do female sexual fantasies involve them being a victim?
>>33669302???Idk who that is. I'm the girl who posted her chin and got these responses
>>33669310I dont give a shit???
>>33669309CURIOUS
>>33669307its not two but you probably suck anon
>>33669307Maybe you should smile more so women like you
>>33669314I'm awesome. I just don't talk to people irl.
>>33669307Well I am going to bed so good night.
>>33669300Jp femanon
>>33669310Weren’t you the total bitch?
>>33669310Isn't this what Ed McMahon texted some girl?
>>33669310kek did that give you gender euphoria? i bet you goon your girlcock to it every night
>>33669323Idk Im usually pretty nice here until you moids start being super retarded
>>33669318
Thoughts on goblin girls?
>>33669337I have a thing for the extremely lusty ones
>>33669337Made for breeding
>>33669335Okaaaaayyyy, then be alone and miserable looking so everyone knows you are.
>>33668924You are a fool
>>33669339>>33669338
>>33669302Hates Earrings wouldn't post on cc
>>33669337submissive and breedable
>>33669337she'd bite my dick off
>>33669341I'm trying. I go outside, I have a job, I got cash. Maybe I can get really rich and then I can pay people to like me.
>>33669350Or just be likable?
>>33669301I love it when he drinks water.
Can life just remain the same or does something really have to happen eventually
Why do men stalk femanons way more obsessively than the other way around?
>>33669351No such thing anymore. unless you're as likeable as the most likeable person on the internet you're unlikeable.
>>33669353Things happen when you make them happen
>>33669351What's not likeable about me?
>>33669355Because the men here are generally horrible and not worth stalking
>>33669355men act out their emotions more in extremes, like anger, frustration, obsession, joy.
>>33669355I don’t think that’s true
>>33669358I mean happenings like boogaloo
>>33669355because femanons are hot and we are not
>>33669280Idk. Maybe some kind femanon will use you to experiment on in a desolate location. But you should probably pay her a decent sum of money for her expertise.
>>33669364Femanon is stalking me, lol
>>33669365Oh, duh. If you mean an existentially threatening happening, almost never. The system has been enforced for that. It has to come from without
>>33669362But the men stalk femanons over the most menial things like... pics of their clothed chest? How is that worth keeping track of anon typing styles over?
>>33669365Your life could boogaloo any day and the world will keep spinning. The boogaloo you hope for will not be the one you wish.
>>33669373Desperation.
>>33669300Myao, but you guys were being mean earlier :/>>33669337Scary teeth. 8.5/10 tho
>>33669355Femanons are hot. Moids are not.And I'm not smart enough to not fear legal implications, so I won't do it to him.
>>33669373Autism
>>33669337I'll take a dozen. No, two dozen.
>>33669378Wait are you a lesbian?
>>33669369I'll pay her whatever she wants, but she has to be comforting during the process and then afterwards I don't care (presumably)
>>33669378But you dated one
>>33669373We are more like kpop fans worshipping our idols, not real stalkers
Another day waking up as chad, bump of a coke, shot a coffee and swipe right, life’s good here in North Chadton.
>>33669373I'm not a misandrist, but atoga's men are unironically bottom of the barrel trash.
>>33669390>doing drugs the instant he wakes upJesus Christ lmao
>>33669394'tis but a larp.
Aaaaaand the ENTJeet samefagging has begun.
>>33669394Bro is like the modern day Ozzy Osbourne. He has a successful YouTube channel and gets hella money and bitches. Basically sit down lil boy
>>33669395I hope not, maybe if he becomes a destitute addict he’ll be around less
>>33669390https://voca.ro/1aFmCw1IDqnL
>>33669403Let's see how well that worked out for getting rid of Gary.
>>33669407>https://voca.ro/1aFmCw1IDqnLkek is this AI? the accent is good
>>33669392>but atoga's men are unironically bottom of the barrel trash.why?
>>33669407this dude could read me a bedtime story to sleep
India is going to rule the world and then you will be sorry
>>33669410prob the horny posting. Dick speaks too loudly
>>33669410>the collages, spreadsheets, archiving, vague posting, and calling out random anons in the thread are all done by menDo you really have to ask.
>>33669355women come here for additional attention from male losers, even when they have boyfriends partners or an active sex lifemen come here out of hunger for the slightest crumb of female attention
>>33669394Why do femanons like abusive drug addict psychopaths?
>>33669414I'm horny all the time. What would you rather talk about? Do you just like talking to men for the sake of men? Obviously not, why play this game?>>33669418There's spreadsheets? I don't come here often, only when I'm desperate for attention.
>>33669417:)https://voca.ro/11oj5B0GIuQj
>>33669420:)https://voca.ro/1cXMQX4Un3in
>>33669421Simps enable toxic female behaviour, you only have yourselves to blame, shame on you incels.
>>33669438True.
>>33669437Fuck I died lmao XD
>>33669309there is allure in having no agency and also being so desired by a man that he will commit crimes to possess you
>>33669438:)https://voca.ro/1aEAhdY223q8
>>33669382I'm bisexual
If you were my boyfriend how would you like to know that I would enjoy more to sex than a few minutes of making out, then PiV sex till he cums and then it’s over? I don’t know how to go about it without hurting his feelings.
Women deserve beatings.
Fuck my stupid chud lifehttps://youtu.be/MVcVpNMok98?si=nz9NYzQPpPQKuDxn
>>33669387Notice how you used that verb in the past tense?
>>33669309because the feeling of being victimized is what satisfies woman's will to power more than anything else
>>33669441:)https://voca.ro/1ZNB0G8mQyTt
>>33669446just break up without talking to him about it
>>33669378notice how its always the most chopped women who insist on this
>>33669453No. I intend to marry him.
>>33669390which part of the world it's morning already, entj?
>>33669455if that's how he wants to have sex now then he ain't worth marrying.
>>33669446You could just mentions that you want more foreplay because it turns you on (assuming that's what you desire). Unless you're dating a toddler, I don't see how that would hurt his feelings
>went out with two undergrads for lunch (I'm a grad student)>while we're waiting for our food one guy, who's also in his late 20s like me, and straight, btw, makes an international call to their female classmate because she needs to do something for the uni club. She doesn't answer her phone. >he proceeds to record a snap in front of us going something along the lines of "Hey girlie, just wanted to say we miss you, <other undergrad's name> misses you too! Anyway I'm sure you're gonna do great on the homework and exam, don't worry about it! And by the way, you look amazing in that necklace and dress. Btw I do need your answer for <the thing he actually wanted from her>, no pressure though haha, byeeeeee"What turns men into such levels of orbiter? We all know her boyfriend too.
>>33669456neets in australia wake up past noon
One of my guppies gave birth. I can see a little guy in my tank :o
>>33669460just back away into the bushes like homer
>>33669458He was a virgin prior to being with me so I can’t blame anyone but myself in teaching him any better. I just don’t know how to go about doing it as I was a virgin too. >>33669459I tried to explain to him that I was putting off sex the night prior because he kept falling asleep and that when he’s sleepy he doesn’t put much effort into sex and it’s not really enjoyable for me. He didn’t seem to take it very well. Got rather quiet and just overall dampened the vibe. Felt bad about it.
>>33669454Why do you think your opinion matters as anonymous?
My knee is fucked, because I jumped 3ft off something today at work. Working sucks, I preferred being a neet, but being a neet doesn't pay for gas money and new gaming pc.Oh yeah I have a car with working AC, are you impressed ladies?
>>33669473this really says all you need to know about namefaggotstype in a name and suddenly you feel like you're importantthis is why we tell you all to FUCK OFF
>>33669467Post guppie
>>33669467cute, livebearers are so fun to keep. are you a breeder?
>>33669469the issue isn't that he was a virgin. You're just an asshole if you don't try to take care of your partner and only use them for your own satisfaction.
>>33669476I have a house with working A/C and a king size bed to have sex in, eat my ass loser
>>33669486Proof? Post a full video tour of your house.
>>33669476>kneesDidn't you learn anything from Charlie Kirk's killer? You're supposed to do a sick body roll to the ground when you fall. Maybe a couple for show
>>33669473You will never be a woman so why do you care lmao
I don't get how people can eat fast food it's disgusting expensive you have to wait for it can make you sick and potentially even kill you
>>33669478Oh you're just another whiney faggot.Carry on.
>>33669227>>33669275How bad is it that pictures like this make me feel flustered?
>>33669486:)https://voca.ro/1o1upuKzGGCB
>>33669492All I hear is poorfag noises hurry up with my Uber eats pajeet
>>33669275I'd donate my body for a girl to use for bedroom science
>>33669485I can’t take no blame though I’ve told him in the past that I’ve enjoyed the sex before even if I didn’t cum cause I did but this time was just particularly lacking for me that I felt like I had to say something.
>>33669489Get fucked lol maybe when I reach one million subs I’ll do a face reveal
>>33669490I didn't think it would fuck my knee jumping from such a short distance. Also my arms are covered in cuts and bruises. Yeah guess you could say I'm a badass hard working blue collar man, living in my parents basement, no biggie.
>>33669491:) https://voca.ro/1mYbpbewnAgr
>>33669497It will be even more expensive once we deport all the jeets, fast food has no future
>>33669446>*Making out*>Hey, I want to try sitting on your face>You do?>Yeah>Okay
>>33669045...fair enough.
>>33669500You have a YouTube? Do you have a gf?
>>33669497:) https://voca.ro/16LaQg6y13XU
>>33669492>you have to wait for itTell me how I know you've never touched a stove.
>>33669505People like me with way too much money rely heavily on the door to door service industry, it won’t happen overnight
>>33669500:) https://voca.ro/1jt52zlgE9XS
>GenderWhat was the best sex you had in 2025 and why?
>>33669469Eh, that's a valid reason to not want to do it, maybe it's your tone? He could also be misinterpreting what you're trying to say but I think it's pretty clear, at least to me it is. Reassure him that it isn't an inadequacy of his that's making you not want to have sex, but instead, try to spin it as>(insert bf name here), I love having sex with you, it allows me to feel closer to you but it's hard to feel that way when you're so tired. You don't seem to be into it as much as I amIdk, I'm kinda retarded but I think this would go over well>>33669479It's bed time for them :( idek if my camera would pick him up lol he is small>>33669481Yeah, but I mostly breed medaka, I think I have around 150~ last time I checked but that number fluctuates from month-to-month. I have 30 or so guppies I think?
can i block all posts that have a certain word in them? entj spams like a weird made up slur and his posts are irritating
>>33669508>You have a YouTube?Yeah it’s a small channel but it’s growing fast lol >Do you have a gf?I’m talking to a dozen different chicks at the moment but I kinda like this one Asian slut, shes a cutie and we do nasty shit together so I keep her around lol
Women, would you let a guy clean your kitchen and living room if he wanted?
>>33669517:)https://voca.ro/12A92qiqlh7h
>>33669524Just stop posting here it’s simple, go be a little bitch somewhere else
>>33669525How many white children do you have?
>>33669506Ok so i feel like I could just be self conscious and shit but he for years talked about wanting me to sit on his face all the time and I didn’t want to cause self conscious about it but I finally did it and he has barely brought it up and like only once in a blue moon suggests doing it. I’ve told him that I enjoyed it and all trying to give him the want to suggest it cause I just feel weird suggesting things in bed cause what if he doesn’t want to do it and only does it cause I want him to that would be weird so I let him lead things and yeah that’s where we are now. >>33669522Yeah I tried to be nice and say something along those lines but he still seemed bummed out.
>>33669524Yeah, on desktop you can filter words.
>>33669531Honestly no idea, but I know for a fact there is definitely a little ENTJ running around somewhere in Thailand lmao
>>33669525:)https://voca.ro/18vdKWWGUCTp
>>33669526No. What if he steals shit.
I hope my future wife likes me and is happy to see me. I hope she loves me like I'll love her
>>33669499yeah, you need to do a complete sex overhaul if he's been shitty in bed this entire time. You have a long serious talk to him about how you've been feeling about your sex life right from the beginning with him, why you didn't talk about it earlier, why you were letting him do bs the entire time, the stuff you do like, and mainly the stuff you don't like and want to change. Give a straight answer on what he should be doing next time, not only anything vague
>>33669534https://youtu.be/LHKiboLHQ4sDo you have blue eyes bish?
I hope Russia restores the Empire after Poopin dies, so I might have an excuse to wear epaulettes, a sash, and a saber.
>>33669538I’m just too awkward and shy of a person to talk so openly in person to someone I don’t know what to tell you
>>33669526As a dude, even I wouldn't want anyone to do this in general
>>33669534:) https://voca.ro/1bs8Xks0rIj3
>>33669524yes with 4chanx, you can filter all of his posts
>>33669469>He didn’t seem to take it very welldude's cooked in the head
how much does it hurt my chances of a guy falling in love with me if i never wear my hair down or wear lipstick? specifically lipstick not other makeup.
https://vocaroo.com/12RlyAJGwHrI
>>33669534>ThailandYou know ladyboys are boys, right?
How do I keep a woman's love and loyalty once I get it?
>>33669532>I just feel weird suggesting things in bed cause what if he doesn’t want to do it and only does it cause I want him to that would be weirdYou're overthinking things. If he loves you, half of the fun when having sex is turning on the other person, making them cum, etc. You can make suggestions for things you want to try and he won't take offense to it. You should do the same for him too>Yeah I tried to be nice and say something along those lines but he still seemed bummed outWhat makes you think he's so bummed out? How often do you have sex?
>>33669552Neverending attacks of affection
>>33669552>loyaltyMoney.>loveImpossible. Women can't love men.
>>33669541>too awkward and shy of a person to talk so openly in person to someoneto your bf??? Of all the people in the world, you can't even be open to your bf? The guy you want to spend the rest of your life with? If you can't trust him with something so integral to a relationship...if you were my sister, id be pissed off at him. Either he needs to become a person you can trust and be open with, or id rec you find a guy you can be with. If a dude doesn't want to change in an important way like this one to make his girl happy, it aint a you problem
>>33669519Did coke out of a girls ass while she proceeded to eat my ass and jerk me off words cannot describe how good this feels
>>33669547Not wearing your hair down probably hurts your hairline sis. Jojo siwa will tell you off those tight ponies. Lipstick isn't as important as just having adequately hydrated lips.
Girls, does it bother you that men's swimwear is typically just a pair of shorts that are the same length as shorts they'd wear to the store, whereas women's swimwear is typically a bra and panties essentially?
>>33669549>lowest IQ post I’ve seen todayI had no idea lady boys could get pregnant…
>>33669563i wear loose braids most of the time, i'm not yanking it into a high ponytail or anything. my bangs are loose too. i just don't like when it gets tangled in the back.
>>33669563Fuck off tranny nobody wants to see your axe flesh wound
>>33669564yeah, you guys should have shorts that only go to the mid thigh and have them cling to your body like spandex. wayy up your butt. give me a show.
>>33669556He just got this sad ass look on his face and just sounded dejectedly the rest of the morning. And it depends sometimes we have a lot of sex but then there will be dry spells between. >>33669560I just have a hard time talking about sex in general in person. It’s something I was never and probably will never be comfortable talking about. Women and talking about sex verbally just isn’t what im used to
>>33669547Uh, I can't speak for all guys, and I'm just one opinion. It would be a shame, a downer, i guess. Idk. Girls with their hair down and separately girls with lipstick are just agghh mmmmmI knew a girl in the past who always had a ponytail. One day she took her band off and my lungs stopped breathing for a second.Idk, idk, it's just me. Lots of guys loooove ponytails too
>>33669561:)https://voca.ro/1m2TfU6sV4FF
>>33669566That's probably fine then. I also don't know what texture hair you have either.
>>33669573*hairtie
>>33669569You won't be chasing me off this thread ever. I will however be falling asleep soon.
>>33669573it's not like i'm super against nice hairdos. i would do it for dates. my mom just won't shut up about this.
A Pakistani friend said I "look fierce, like a Russian," what the hell does that mean?
Is it possible for a woman to be completely in love and open with a man or do only lesbians experience that?
Every time I go to a theme park I get horrific blisters that make it very hard to walk the next day. How do I avoid this?
>>33669582prob meant that you looked like you were going to invade a ukrainian girl without permission
>>33669522>Yeah, but I mostly breed medaka, I think I have around 150~ last time I checked but that number fluctuates from month-to-month. I have 30 or so guppies I think?sounds fun, medaka are pretty too. if i ever get back into fishkeeping i'd try my hand at breeding endlers and endler x guppy hybrids.
>>33669579Why do you have to larp? Everybody would be your friend if you just came clean and loved your self
>>33669587She wanted donations of my kinetic energy penetrator.
>>33669585See >>33669558Women can't love men.
Need a girl who will cook for me and give kisses
>>33669571>He just got this sad ass look on his face and just sounded dejectedly the rest of the morningDamn, it could be some self esteem issue. Does he take feedback well in other areas of his life or your relationship? If you live together or see each other more than 2 or 3 times per week, you should try to shoot for sex at least once per week. It'll hopefully satisfy him, maybe he'll have more energy for sex as well, and you'll be happier as well
>>33669571>prob neverdunno, maybe see a therapist then about it? Sex and sexual satisfaction and attraction are important to the relationship you choose to make with your best friend when you marry him. Gotta choose the right one, and gotta put in the effort to make it a strong one, and that means good communication
>>33669596We live together. If I had it my way we would be having sex every night or every other night. He just has a low sex drive I guess but other times like I’ve mentioned has a rather high sex drive and we have alot or sex in a short span of time but then none again for awhile. I don’t know if him being autistic could be part of the issue possibly? He also does not take criticism well in other parts of life. Gets very bent out of shape easily. >>33669597No thank you. I have yet to visit a therapist that has been able to do anything for me. I have full confidence in my relationship being successful I just need advice about this one aspect
>>33669589>endlers and endler x guppy hybridsThat would be sick. I used to breed cherry shrimp but I sold a lot of em. I still have a few but I don't care for breeding them as much, don't have the time lol
>>33669590:) https://voca.ro/12FwJbIqqtUc
>>33669586Wear shoes that don't give you blisters or build calluses.
>>33669585>Is it possible for a woman to be completely in love and open with a man or do only lesbians experience that?Yes, but most of us have been traumatized by men at some point in our lives. It's not fair to you to have to work through the damage that another men did, but that's life.
>>33669603>I don’t know if him being autistic could be part of the issue possiblyCould be. I always thought that female autism had more of an effect on sex drive but maybe he's one of the unlucky ones>He also does not take criticism well in other parts of life. Gets very bent out of shape easilyIf that's the case, then you shouldn't let his temper get to you so much, this is just how he is, it has nothing to do with you. Hopefully as time goes on, he'll become more self aware and not get so bent out of shape. I used to be like him but as I grew up, that part of my slowly faded away and I learned how to break out of negative thought loops and overanalyzing every action, word, etc that was around me as being a slight against me
>>33669585it's a bit like trusting an animal enough to put your head between it's jaws. does this thing really love me or does it just want me in some primal way? there are men who would fuck a corpse if it was pretty and there are men who would bathe a parapalegic daily for the rest of his life out of pure devotion. it is a long, long road to build trust in low stakes environments.
How much longer will I have to fake it before I start making it?
>>33669634You might've already done so.
>>33666736MI'm a Christian but I don't support Israel
>>33666771>>33666780Would
>>33669631Just date a woman thenGeez
>>33669638When will I know I've made it?
>>33669605got any pics? never bred shrimp but i kept a few crystal reds and amanos in my community tank over a decade ago. they were never too happy in there cause they'd always drop their eggs ;-; but it was comfy watching them feed
>>33669643Why would a Christian support Israel.?
okay men. girl who literally cannot sleep in clothes who stays up super late and goes into the kitchen to microwave water for tea but notices the dishwasher just finished so while the water is microwaving she opens the dishwasher and stands wide over the door and gets crotch blasted with a heavenly wave of warm steam like jesus in the bible promised would be in paradise forever in heaven if we were nice, and then closed it and made tea. what is your thoughts on this
>>33669675Congrats
>>33669675microwaving water for tea is foul
>>33669674nta, not christian, not jewish. its because white supremacist evangelicals want christofascism. that means picking up the jews and putting them over there (israel)
>>33669675not a man but literally me except the parts about microwaving water and having enough dishes to run the dishwasher instead of using it as just a dish rack
>>33669585its possible but difficult because even if a woman is somehow able to get over the general trauma of life, and open up to a man, men almost never reciprocate
>>33669688you get ithighly recommend the steamer. best feeling of the last six months easily
>>33669688>>33669691Rare chudette wholesome moments #12
How do I trick and deceive a foid into treating me like a human being?
>>33669691i will keep it in mindwhat tea are you drinking?
>>33669698Put your best qualities forward, then blindside her with your mental illness
>>33669699some lavender minty kind
>>33669668>>33669668>>33669668>>33669668
>>33669702nice, i've got an herbal blend of lavender, chamomile, lemongrass, and mallow. i think i'll make a cup of it right now
>>33668604That is sad.
