How do you make the shower more entertaining? It's so boring. I'm just supposed to stand there, wet, and stare at the wall while messing around with soaps? I don't even know what to do. I wish I could bring in my phone, a game, or even a book.
Scrub faster and get out
>>33667886Masturbate
>>33667913To the wall?
>>33667886>>33667914based zoomer retard who needs a twitch streamer reacting to tik tok memes or access to pornhub while he's supposed to be cleaning himself
>>33667914To the windoooooow to the waaaall till the sweat drip down my balls
>>33667886lights off listen to music and light a candle, get in the shower half an hour early and just sit on the floor for awhile feeling some of the little warmth the world can show you
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>>33667956Doesn't the water ruin the candle?
>>33667886see which brands of shampoo and body wash fit up your backhole
>>33667886turn up the heat
>>33667886Expensive phones like flagship ones are usually waterproof. Look it up. As long as you don't submerge them or put pressurized water like the showerhead on them you'll be good.
>>33667886Don't you have a waterproof outdoor TV? You must be poor. https://www.popularmechanics.com/technology/a36062602/outdoor-tvs/
>>33667886You could buy a shower / waterproof radio on Amazon.
music, music, music. if you dont have a speaker just turn your phone all the way up. if you can't play loud music though, idk what else to tell you. if you can tho, music literally saves a shower/getting dressed.
>>33667886are you 10? cleaning dishes is not fun but it needs to be done too, sadly taking care of cleaning is one of the most boring things you can do but it's still necessary
>>33667886put your phone in a ziploc bag or some shit idk problem solve lil bro
>>33667974well i just leave it on the counter, but i guess you could bring it into the shower too if you have like a thing to set it on away from the stream
>>33667914>So fucking braindead he is incapable of processing mental images
>>33669782maybe his shower wall is really seductive
>>33667886Poor zoomie goycattle can't stand being with his thoughts for a couple minutes
My old /soc/ friend taught me about "frog time". >turn off the lights>play music >maybe have a little light or a candle
>>33667886Depends on what time i'm showering or what is gonna happen after the shower. Normally i soap up rinse off and get out for mornings. or before doctors appoitments. During the evening i introduce some sex toys or have my partner shower with me and we run out the hot water tank and go till were both so tired we get out dry off and fall asleep naked in bed in each others arms
>>33667886I trance dance while banging the walls and shouting PLEASE HELP PLEEEAAAASE HELP ME. Always fun to meet the neighbors after a shower session (I shower once a week)
>>33671136oooh playing forest sounds while in the shower with the lights off sounds awesome
Just took a nice, super exfoliating bath and lotioned up all greasy.
>>33667886get a rubber duck
>>33667886I usually put some youtube video I can only listen to on the phone, put it at max volume if needed and go in the shower.
Turn the heat to 140 and pretend it's a survival game
>>33667886Try thinking
